BASS PLAYERS ARE FUCKING GAY
 

Happy birthday Nick, you're still gay. :love:

You look like a cloud :beer:

For years I thought BB was a bass-playing version of Kerry King :beer:

hubba hubba big bubba :love: :beer:

:D I'll always remember you as the one who discreetly explained what "milf" means and then blabbed to the whole forum that I didn't know.

:D

Only a true milf would need to be told ;) It's the same as having really bad breath; you're usually the last to realise.

Happy birthday BB, or "Canada Dry" as the guys at the swimming baths like to call you.

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Can't believe you lot still post here. Happy Birthday Bass B! How many days left here? :D

you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.

I'm still waiting for your debut on Epic Meal Time! :idea:

haha, I love you assholes! It's great to see so many good guys that stuck around MT. I'm spending time with my family in Ottawa for a few days..my nephew is sharing his 1st birthday with me!


Thanks fuckers! :beer:

Happy bday man :beer:

Have a good one, BB. But go be Canadian somewhere else.

Have a good one man!

:beer: even though you're a bb

Happy birthday BreastBehemoth. :birthday:

More like the roided up, bass-playing version of Rob Halford with extra gay. Somehow, we love him anyway.

HUGS AND KISSES. :beer:

Hugs AND kisses? Geeze, save something for the honeymoon you two!

I have it on good authority that steroids make women's clits look like an anteater's snout sucking up a peach, so I'm wondering what effect they have on Canadian males. Because, as we in the non-Canadian parts of the world all know, Canadian men are the only thing more inherently feminine than clitoriseseses. I seen nude images of a female body-builder and she looked like she had a medium-sized Canadian trying to climb his way out of her ample 1970s bush like a machete-wielding jungle trekker wearing a skin-coloured balaclava.

I forget what my point was.

@ Paddy - RACIST!!!