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drawn&quartered 2011-10-29 10:11

There are many different sub forums on four chan, like /fit/ is fitness and amd /k/ is weapons. /b/ is called "random" and its for discussing anything, but its probably the worst board on the site.

Chris Rezendes 2011-10-29 11:11

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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
/b/ is called "random" and its for discussing anything, but its definitely the worst board on the entire internets.

Fix'd.

Amadeus 2011-10-29 11:14

Oh, I don't know if I'd go that far. I can honestly say that my world view would not have been what it is today without /b/.




*twitch*

drawn&quartered 2011-10-29 12:56

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Originally Posted by Amadeus
Oh, I don't know if I'd go that far. I can honestly say that my world view would not have been what it is today without /b/.




*twitch*

At one point in time it was actually a funny and original board. Last time I checked its just dumb meme spam. Any other chan's /b/ is actually funny.

Dyldo 2011-10-29 19:09

/b/ can have some quality original content sometimes if you're bored and willing to sift through a load of shit. I have had some serious laughs on there, like that time when two guys (apparently a dad and his son) live streamed themselves taking a bunch of meth, sitting in inflatable chairs while shitting in their hands,spreading it all over themselves, and fingering their asses. That was pretty cool. Pics or it didn't happen.

m00tles recently brought back /r9k/ which is easily the most hilarious board as there are so many misogynistic neckbeard betas on their I feel like there's a comedy team behind it all.

Gomli 2011-10-31 16:11

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Originally Posted by Dyldo
I have had some serious laughs on there, like that time when two guys (apparently a dad and his son) live streamed themselves taking a bunch of meth, sitting in inflatable chairs while shitting in their hands,spreading it all over themselves, and fingering their asses. That was pretty cool. Pics or it didn't happen.


Where was myself lingering during this glorious days?! Can I still find the video some where?
Despite Dystopia I really start to hate weed.
A girlfriend of mine was missed for five fuckin days because she went to a buddy without telling anyone and got baked five fuckin days long. The police started searching her (she's 18) and her parents were almost breaking down due to their worries.
And another reason, I may know the wrong people but empirically I can tell you can't go party with potheads for the fact that everything needs to be "chilled" and "relaxed 'n' easy" and so they sit in their inflatable chairs for like 4h straight before even thinking about going to a concert,club,bar whatever. !M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K-E-R-S! Gomlis hatenight out

drawn&quartered 2011-10-31 20:50

I don't mind pot but I dislike the culture and a lot of the people involved. That being said I haven't smoked in 2 months, don't really plan on coming back until I'm retired or something.

BassBehemoth 2011-11-01 09:19

Quote:
Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
I don't mind pot but I dislike the culture and a lot of the people involved. That being said I haven't smoked in 2 months, don't really plan on coming back until I'm retired or something.


Last time I smoked was 4.5 years ago, before that, a few years from that. I used to be a chronic pothead and use other drugs.

I find most people get further in life without it..I certainly have. :homer:

L,B'XXX 2011-11-01 10:21

I have to agree with that last statement, unless you're Carl Sagan. I don't know. When I conducted my long term study I'd see people that would bust balls working while high and others that would sit and munch chips chillin'. I think it all depends on the person and what tickles their fancy at the time.

It's been years now for me, but with my health problems I don't really miss it at all. When I do, the feeling passes very quickly when that train of thought gets derailed.

Paddy 2011-11-01 20:38

I have finally achieved my lifelong dream; I accidentally stood on my own penis. I could explain how I did it but that would demystify it the point of it not being all that impressive. However, I can at least try to put things in perspective for you:

A List of Men and Whether or Not They Have Successfully Trod on Their Own Genitals

Burt Reynolds: No
Wesley Snipes: No
John Candy: No
Barrack Obama: No
Muhammad Atta: It's entirely possible that feet met genitalia post-collision, but it doesn't count because the genitalia in question weren't necessarily his - No
Mike Tyson: No
Lemmy: No
Chuck Norris: No
Bruce Lee: No
Chris "I Am Chris Rezendes" Rezendes Ph. D: To Be Determined
James Joyce: No
Will Smith: Aww HELL naw!
Paddy McMackattack: YES, OH GOD YES!!!

"If I can see further than you it is because I have stood on the Staff of Wisdom™."
P. Mc

Chris Rezendes 2011-11-01 23:42

I've never trodden on my own genitals or anyone else's, but one time this girl was sucking my nuts while I took care of myself and I sprayed not one, but two, of her ugly fucking pets with my salty, scrotal gravy. Doesn't have much to do with nut stomping, but it did randomly pop in my head and elicited a maniacal, supervillainous laugh on my part.

Dyldo 2011-11-02 00:59

I'm more impressed with Chris cumming on two pets simultaneously than an Irish man even dreaming he could even see his own penis.

L,B'XXX 2011-11-02 08:41

That just reminded me of something I wanted to show Chris in the photo thread, but the rest of you can look if you want to.

johnmansley 2011-11-03 03:17

I have it on good authority that Chuck Norris attempted to stand on his own penis but as his foot approached, said penis roundhouse kicked his foot to oblivion.

drawn&quartered 2011-11-03 15:33

I've sat on my balls a few times, but I'm sure most people have

Dyldo 2011-11-03 15:52

So. Awesome.
http://vimeo.com/31158841

L,B'XXX 2011-11-04 09:23

Quote:
Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
I've sat on my balls a few times, but I'm sure most people have


Never.

JoeYngVai 2011-11-04 12:34

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyldo


That is fucking awesome!

drawn&quartered 2011-11-04 14:57

I wish the video takers would have gotten shat on, then it would be really awesome

drawn&quartered 2011-11-07 09:22

this is like a very bad dream

http://vimeo.com/31090103


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