Screwing with Mortality Statistics in Hicksville since 800 BC
 

Happy birthday to Bobbi, the only woman to have ever caught the black plague and SARS in one lifetime.

I'm sure Denny's been dreading this day all week, knowing he'd have to get the sandblaster out to scour the cobwebs off your gopher mound and subject himself to an act that I can only imagine would be comparable in pleasure to gargling with a leper's boiling, gelatinous spunk. But I guess it's either that or you revoke his right to kill himself at age 60.

:beer: :love:

I hope JoeYngVai doesn't notice this thread...

FIRST

Happy birthday, to the E-Mom of all the metaltabs crazies :beer:

Thank you, d&q. :) Is your room clean?

Paddy, you make me almost lose my religion, but thanks. I think. :)

This is just gonna keep happening, isn't it?

But have another good one!

I've waited all day that Paddy will make a thread and I didn't even smile. Fuck you Paddy

Happy birthday anyway mom

Happy bday.

Gomers, he yells at me for saying that to him so you made me smile because I didn't have to!

Patrik, just be glad it's only once a year!! I'm getting close to 60. Yup, an old fart for sure. :D

Pr0az, Hey, did anyone ever tell you that you look like a donut with that hole in your middle? :homer: Thanks!

Have a good one, Bobbi!

Now lets see this gopher mound.

Happy birthday!!!! :beer: :beer:

IT. IS. YOUR. BIRTH. DAY. HAP. PY. BIRTH. DAY. BOBBI.

Happy birthday, Bobbi :beer:

Dylan, no. I can't even see that.

Thanks you guys, :D I feel loved, and not in a leg humping way.

Found it!

http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazi.../10/vagina5.jpg

It's always in the last place you look.

Damn it, Paddy! I told you to stay outta my kitchen! I'm growing back my virginity.

You could hook a 40ft blowtorch up to the Large Hadron Collider and still not seal up that furry mass grave. Besides, you'd need to get in touch with the U.N. so they can remove the pickled Kurds from it first.