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Paddy 2011-04-16 08:08

The Fantastical Adventures of Earache and Ikea Boy
 
KABLAMO! POW! SOCK! ZOOM! ZIP! HU! REE! LIPO!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a hearing impaired cunt and a turnip-launching furniture salesman?

Def and Amadeus slid out of their wretched mothers' meat-winged twats on the same day, so I guess we're supposed to celebrate that fact, or something.

Happy birthday lads :beer: :beer: :beer:

P.S. Carl Sagan is a dead bastard.

P.P.S. I shaved my genitals today. Not sure if it was a good idea, the stubble is really starting to annoy me.

P.P.P.S. Motorcycles are for homosexualists.

drawn&quartered 2011-04-16 08:41

Happy bday you homos :beer:

Dyldo 2011-04-16 10:55

I hope neither of you die from AIDS. Happy birthday!

L,B'XXX 2011-04-16 11:16

Happy birthday to you both. :) :beer: :guitar: :guitar:

Gomli 2011-04-17 01:39

Soon you're dead ♥
One Love

Amadeus 2011-04-17 05:33

Thanks yo.

Now. Um. Maybe this is the place to ask. Finally. Yeah. So. What's with the turnip-thing? Like, I think I've missed out on some idiom or such in the English language. Actually. Or the Irish.

Paddy 2011-04-17 06:46

Turnips are also known as swedes :D

Did you get up to much for your birthday Pat-pat?

Amadeus 2011-04-17 07:24

Wow. Well, inspired by that I invoked the Google. Every day something new.

Well, I'm down South with the old folks, so we went to a show with one of Sweden's greatest comedians, supported by a great band. Luxurious dinner, lots of good music and even better laughs. And today, half a day in the company of a gorgeous young woman I haven't met in over three years. All in all, not too bad.

Paddy 2011-04-17 08:15

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
Well, I'm down South with the old folks, so we went to a show with one of Sweden's greatest comedians, supported by a great band. Luxurious dinner, lots of good music and even better laughs. And today, half a day in the company of a gorgeous young woman I haven't met in over three years. All in all, not too bad.
Is this some sort of joke? This is exactly how I spent MY Saturday! What the hell is this? Single White Female??

johnmansley 2011-04-17 21:45

More like Single White Shemale!

Hails to the birthday boys :beer:

L,B'XXX 2011-04-18 14:57

Paddy, your pre-school aged niece does not count!

Dyldo 2011-04-18 17:18

She did for me.

Paddy 2011-04-18 23:04

Quote:
Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
Paddy, your pre-school aged niece does not count!
She can count to twelvety, thankyouverymuch.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyldo
She did for me.
"One ball, two balls...three balls??" No wonder she left you for me.


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