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Paddy 2011-04-12 19:53

Renaissance Man 2.0
 
Let's take stock of what this happy-birthday-having muthafucka has done with his life thus far:

1. Married a gorgeous woman.
2. Become CEO of all businesses in the world.
3. Survived 9/11 by batting away chunks of falling debris with his cock.
4. Assassinated Colonel Kurtz in 'Nam.
5. Is able to arm-curl 600lbs.
6. Fired a shot from the grassy knoll.
7. Owns a fleet of mid life crisis-grade cars.

Requiem is a man of many accomplishments, but the one accomplishment he has yet to attain is to have a stupendously fantastic birthday with lots of yummy cake and pressies. Do it now, Req, and your list shall be complete. It'll still be as believable as Bill Clinton when he said he hasn't even seen a Jew in real life let alone fingered one, but that's not the point!!!1!1!

Have a good one, son.

:beer: :beer: :beer: :love:

johnmansley 2011-04-12 20:39

:beer:

Gomli 2011-04-12 21:31

fhl

drawn&quartered 2011-04-13 02:41

If I was 5'6" I would need all those things too

YOUR_GOD_IS_DEAD 2011-04-13 17:37

Quote:
Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
If I was 5'6" I would need all those things too

:rofl:

Soulinsane 2011-04-13 23:08

I'll never forget you were born the day before Peter steele died. :smash:

Dyldo 2011-04-14 08:07

Quote:
Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
If I was 5'6" I would need all those things too

Ahaha, ZING!

Wolfsherz 2011-04-14 10:40

No. Fuck you.

Paddy 2011-04-14 10:48

HAHAHA!! Feel the love!

JoeYngVai 2011-04-14 11:13

Happy Birthday, cocksucking cunt. :beer:

BassBehemoth 2011-04-14 17:43

haha, what would we do without him... :sickface:

Happy Birthday Jon! :birthday:


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