OUCHHHHHH!!!!! That hurt.......
 

But it was nothing compared to the next 27 years, All that pushing and yelling and gritting my teeth... and that was just getting him to go to school. Then I made the mistake of teaching him to play "Baby Elephant Walk" on a guitar and that was all she wrote. Heck, even if he didn't play guitar better than me I'd still be proud as a peacock of him.
Happy birthday to my darling son, Bobpurgis. :love: :beer:

Am I to take from this celebratory thread that your campaign to legalise 27 year term abortions remains unsuccessful? You'd have better luck redirecting your concerns to God rather than harassing Obama with weekly photographs of The Thing From the Black Lagoon to try and win him round.

I'm still 50/50 on whether or not Bob is just a fictitious character invented by the schizoid Bobbi, and that all photographs of Bob are actually Bobbi from about 10 years ago when she was a butch lesbian. Has anyone ever actually seen them together?

Merry birthday and a happy new Christmas :birthday: :beer:

In which much merriment was obtained :beer:

Fuck year!

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Ummhmm...
http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6638
http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6643
http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6649

Okay, this one doesn't look quite right, but he's really carrying me to the porch. Really. http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6645

This is who we put in charge of our nukes?

Have a good one, Wally.

Your photoshopped pictures prove nothing. Even I can make a reasonably convincing fake in 12 seconds flat:

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/7140/unproof.jpg

Now, I'm pretty sure you've never assaulted Wesley Snipes, yet here we are. And that, my friends, is proof that Bobbi is a Martian. Or whatever it was I said in my last post.

Happy B_Day.

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