puppy love


My Dad's dog is dead,
I kicked it in the head.
It's name was Fred,
At least that's what he said.

I'm sitting in the bath,
With my sister, Kath,
She's learning how to laugh,
I drew it on a graph.

My neighbour runs a bank,
He really wants a wank,
I did it but he stank,
And he didn't even thank.

I hate it when it rains,
It gives me anal pains,
They're driving me insane,
Although I'm sorry to complain.

I dream of puppy love,
I'll wear you like a glove,
Up your bum I'll shove,
You'll fit me like a glove.

JAMF 2010