Look on the Bright Side...
 

At 21 he's now eligible to be executed pretty much everywhere, and let's face it - it's just a matter of time before he is. I imagine him being dragged kicking and screaming from one of his drug towns, his accomplices making their escape in modified go-karts, and a massive statue of Bill O'Reilly being demolished by U.N. troops in the background. And me running from a payphone, rubbing my hands penis with glee. Then, after an extremely short and juryless (that's a word) trial he's sent to Guantanamo Bay for processing (aka anal fisting) and then execution by sledgehammer.

I'm having a great deal of trouble thinking of a way of saying "happy birthday" when I actually want the man to contract 11 types of cancer. So I'll just say it:

Happy...ahhh...fuck it, I'll do it via the gift of emoticon:

:sickface:

FUCK! Right, this time:

:behead:

Dammit Dystopia, why do you have to fill me with so much hate? Alright, try it this way: for today only, seeing as how it's your birthday n'all, we'll pretend to ignore the last 6 years. Happy birth...FUCK!

Someone else try.

Fuck this thread

he probably drank himself to death already

rofl Happy birthday :) Whether you want to or not.

It's likely that Dystopia's legacy in this world will be the newspaper article printed the day after his death, an article which will undoubtedly end with the line "...before turning the gun on himself". So let's cut the trolling little shit some slack:

Happy birthd...birthda...buh buh...bir...

*sigh* forget it.

well, I believe this image speaks on behalf of the metaltabs community regarding Dystopia's birthday:

http://imgur.com/l5shi.jpg

Poor guy, he's already taken 21 long years of suffering. Here's for many more to come!

Hahaha oh well, at least we tried. Kinda.

*Tear* My own 21st birthday thread. Thanks Paddy. And thanks, guys. This really means a lot to me.

On my birthday, which was Sunday, me, my mother, and her husband all went out to a comedy club. I had two drinks (Pina Coladas) and it was a pretty alright time! Alright, see ya later guys!

I actually believe him.
Or he lied somewhere in a corner with a needle in his arm puking all over him and listening to Darkspace

wtf darkspace wtf