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MetalThrashingMad 2009-06-13 15:09

RTT #154 - If you're a cunt and you know it clap your hands!
 
CLAP CLAP

BassBehemoth 2009-06-13 15:22

Tranz's mom gave me the Clap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XUOhjW2AXM

TruthDevoid 2009-06-13 15:28

even though it's in the title... CUNT

Paddy 2009-06-13 15:38

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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Tranz's mom gave me the Clap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XUOhjW2AXM
Haha wondrous! I heard the company folded when clapping repeatedly throughout the day brought about premature arthritis and sore palms, prompting them to develop a second device which, when activated via a switch, made a loud clapping sound.

TruthDevoid 2009-06-13 15:41

I think i'm officially obsessed the new The Project Hate album.

Dyldo 2009-06-13 16:13

MY SMILE IS STUUUCKK I CANT GO BACK TO YOUR FROWNLAAANND

MyOwnSavior 2009-06-13 18:18

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Originally Posted by TruthDevoid
I think i'm officially obsessed the new The Project Hate album.
Didn't know there was a new one. I must check it out.

New Augury is pretty damn good for those who care.

blitz906 2009-06-14 01:28

Haha look at this shirt : http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9937/image001got.jpg :D

TruthDevoid 2009-06-14 01:38

hahahah that's amazing!

Def 2009-06-14 06:36

Clap clap niggazzz

Paddy 2009-06-14 06:41

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Originally Posted by blitz906
Hahaha novelty t-shirts are usually pretty hackneyed, but this one breaks more new ground than a WTC jumper. Eleven thumbs up!

Gomli 2009-06-14 07:13

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Originally Posted by blitz906


AHAHAHA I like it :D

Oh before I forget : *CLAP-CLAP*

blitz906 2009-06-14 07:41

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Originally Posted by Paddy
Me neither, it's all a load of primitive chest-beating competitiveness with absolutely nothing else to gain from it except appearing to be bigger/stronger/faster than your opponent. I mean, who gives half a rotten fuck at the end of the day? Olympic sports are the worst for me. Look at the javelin: "hey, look at me, I can throw a pointed stick really far. Bring me gifts." Ahhh fuck off ya silly cunt. I wouldn't mind if it weren't for the salivating worship these eejits enjoy from the masses. They flock around them like flies around a torn anal sphincter, and for what? WHAT, I asks ya!?

Also, I hear people say things like "athletes push the boundaries and raise the bar for the whole species". Well lemme ask ya: when was the last time you were any more equipped to break a long jump record just by watching someone else do it? Never! That's when! And does the increasing fitness of the athletic world make my fat ass any less fat and spotty and wobbly? I won't even dignify that with an answer (no).

And the money these cunts earn. Jesus fuck.

FUCK YOU, SPORTS FANS! :mad:

Haha I agree 100%. I don't mind if people watch sports and support whatever team or club they like, because what other people do doesn't really affect my life, but I personally do not see the point. Winning or losing a game/race/competition doesn't really make a difference to life in any way. It's absurd when people go mad when their team or club loses too. I've been in pubs when there is a hockey game on the TV, and seen people throw a fucking wobbler when the other team scores a goal or their team loses, and I think to myself "Jesus Christ, that guy needs to get a real goddamn hobby" :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Paddy
My dog would vomit, then eat it again. It'd also eat rabbit shit, phlegm and wasps. I can't remember if it ever ate its own shit...

My girlfriend's parents have a Dachshund, and that thing will eat his own shit, cat shit, and cat hairballs haha. Fucking weird.
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They're all dead now. The rabbit just died, the dog had to be put down and the fish were sort of half dead and had to be finished off. *sigh* what a crazy day that was!

Ah shit, I'm sorry to hear that man :( Did they all die around the same time?
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Hahaha novelty t-shirts are usually pretty hackneyed, but this one breaks more new ground than a WTC jumper. Eleven thumbs up!

You wouldn't need that shirt Paddy... you probably walk around like that all the time :D

Paddy 2009-06-14 07:51

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Originally Posted by blitz906
Haha I agree 100%. I don't mind if people watch sports and support whatever team or club they like, because what other people do doesn't really affect my life, but I personally do not see the point. Winning or losing a game/race/competition doesn't really make a difference to life in any way. It's absurd when people go mad when their team or club loses too. I've been in pubs when there is a hockey game on the TV, and seen people throw a fucking wobbler when the other team scores a goal or their team loses, and I think to myself "Jesus Christ, that guy needs to get a real goddamn hobby" :rolleyes:
I think it just satisfies our animalistic need to better each other, but should that really be encouraged? haha

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Originally Posted by blitz906
My girlfriend's parents have a Dachshund, and that thing will eat his own shit, cat shit, and cat hairballs haha. Fucking weird.
I've heard people say that a human bite is more unhygienic than a dog's. I think we need to rethink that lil' theory.

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Originally Posted by blitz906
Ah shit, I'm sorry to hear that man :( Did they all die around the same time?
Nah, I was being facetious ;) The rabbit died when I was a kid (and I remember crying more over that than I did when my great grandmother died :p kids are assholes) and the dog died just when I was coming to the end of high school. The goldfish died somewhere in between, I can't really remember...fuck 'em!

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Originally Posted by blitz906
You wouldn't need that shirt Paddy... you probably walk around like that all the time :D
Haha well, I do I like to put a pretty little dress on it and then hide in the Barbie Doll shelf at Toys 'R' Us...

This has inspired an awesome idea in my sweet brain - MetalTabs custom novelty T-shirts!!

Here's a link to a blank T-shirt you can use:

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6756/blankshirt.gif

Have at it!

http://i42.tinypic.com/saxugp.gif

blitz906 2009-06-14 08:46

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Originally Posted by Paddy
Nah, I was being facetious ;) The rabbit died when I was a kid (and I remember crying more over that than I did when my great grandmother died :p kids are assholes) and the dog died just when I was coming to the end of high school. The goldfish died somewhere in between, I can't really remember...fuck 'em!

Ah okay, well it still sucks when pets die. What kind of dog did you have?
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Haha well, I do I like to put a pretty little dress on it and then hide in the Barbie Doll shelf at Toys 'R' Us...

HAHA! :D
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Originally Posted by Paddy
This has inspired an awesome idea in my sweet brain - MetalTabs custom novelty T-shirts!!

Here's a link to a blank T-shirt you can use:

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6756/blankshirt.gif

Have at it!

http://i42.tinypic.com/saxugp.gif

Haha, great idea! I'll have to make one when I get an idea.

Paddy 2009-06-14 09:29

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Originally Posted by blitz906
Ah okay, well it still sucks when pets die. What kind of dog did you have?
She was a half Collie/half Labrador. All black except for her chest (not guilty!) and her left paw, which were white. We got her when she was a pup, and the original owner called her Lefty. Me being a 5-year-old or whatever I was thought she should have a proper girl's name, so I suggested the first girl's name that popped into my head - Lucy! HAHAHAHA!

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Originally Posted by blitz906
Haha, great idea! I'll have to make one when I get an idea.
Seeing as how it's your birthday I'll let you have mine:

http://i40.tinypic.com/14u9kyh.gif

Wear it with pride! The t-shirt, that is.

Gomli 2009-06-14 11:49

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Originally Posted by Paddy


But you enjoyed it didin`t you?

Paddy 2009-06-14 13:23

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Originally Posted by Gomli
But you enjoyed it didin`t you?
For the first 3 or 4 hours, maybe. But even my well-worn anus has its limits. And the least you could have done is spat on it before "thumbing it in" - I think I'm the first person in history to have sustained internal friction burns, ya inconsiderate wank-biscuit!

Same time next week? :love:

Dyldo 2009-06-14 14:24

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Originally Posted by MyOwnSavior
New Augury is pretty damn good for those who care.


Holy shit, the new Augury is out?! Officially or leaked?

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Originally Posted by blitz906


ABAHAHAHAHA! That. Is. Fucking. Amazing. I sent it to my father as my birthday present wish. PLEASE tell me where you found that!

JoeYngVai 2009-06-15 05:39

hahahaha

you and I need to buy two of those, dyldo, and walk around as a pair. :p

AWKWARD... or sexy? ;)


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