iwrestledabearonce
 

Crazy shit. Fucking technical. With a chick on vocals. And yes, the band's name is "iwrestledabearonce".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DKPgZ51ywU

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE LIFE

Just another carbon copied, trendy "CRAZY TECH GRIND BLAAA" for scene kids. Why are these people allowed to purchase instruments if they're just going to make this shit? They should have named it: "iwritemusicthatsoundsreallycontrived".

Throwing the inspector gadget theme into their song is suppose to make then avant-garde? Jazzy interludes, blatant rips of Orthrelm/Psyopus riffs, and a chick on vocals does not make you original. In fact, screaming at the top of your longs and playing the same shitty dissonant chords with different techniques does not make for good music. Genghis Tron do what these guys do, better, and they aren't anything to write home about.

This band should be called, "Psyopus2nowwithmorejazzyinterludesrandomchordscartoonthemesandchixwithdix"

Why the hell is their name one word?


Music's alright, but yeah, what's up with the inspector gadget theme? Threw me off.

Terrible, terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE band. Also ridiculous band name.

Yuck.

I've never raged over a band more.

What's up with all these new, younger bands being nothing more than Myspace-and-emo-audience-safe derivatives of other older, better bands? Sheesh.
I'm glad I got into death metal in the mid-90s, this kinda shit is pathetic. It's like they're trying to be creative at gunpoint. Whatever happened to writing good riffs and songs?

hmm. thats not an unreasonable claim.

but with stuff like this around, i wonder why someone would even bother bashing what im into... meh.

Because your stuff is melodic, emotional, and it has keyboards. Yeah, FUCKING KEYBOARDS! You viking metal gay man with a -better than most of the shit posted as of lately- taste in music!

Fuck you asshole for questioning why we bash your keyboard latent music!

Shit on a fucking garbage stick :mad:


seriously though, the shit posted in this thread was worse than average, and not even because it sounds bad.

Lol... Bunch of haters. ;)

I never listen to this myself because I fucking hate jazzy crap like its interwoven here, but I'm nonetheless impressed by the brutal parts.

lol?

Another taboo band I enjoy.

hah, you dont. you love Eternal Tears of Sorrow. 'nuff said.
i was referring to the Kalisia thread. lol?

Hahaha, from 0:20 their slogan "metal just turned gay" kicks in. :D Funny song. Good drummer.

I refuse to believe that anybody actually listens to this. I mean come on, there's no way anybody can actually get any enjoyment out of this at all. Please, for the love of god, tell me that this isn't a real band and is just a joke, PLEASE. i'm losing faith in humanity more and more each day.

I think this band sucks.

They don't even have a fucking drummer.

They have a drummer, it seems like they program drums for their recordings though.

They are ok, but not really for me