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7-string warlord 2007-07-16 00:04

FIGHT!!!!
 
Someone will post two people who they think should fight, then people can speculate as to which one will win, until someone else posts some new combatants.

I will start:

Tony Danza VS. Scott Baio

Chris Rezendes 2007-07-16 00:32

The Kool-Aid man will burst through the wall and beat both of them, before going on a rampage to end retro humor by getting Family Guy cancelled and murdering Dane Cook. Unsatisfied with his work, he destroys all copies of the recent TMNT and Transformer movies and threatens the lives of anyone who wishes to work on a new X-Men movie, unless it stars Gambit. I won't watch those fucking movies because I know Gambit isn't in them and because Hugh Jackman needed to put on about 200 pounds of muscle to look anything like Wolverine.

Back to the Kool-Aid man, who, of course, then discovers the internet and hacks X-Entertainment.com and the occasional retro pages Maddox puts up with l33tz0rz h4ck1ng pixxx of his pwnage. He soon discovers this thread and tracks the IP address of 7-String Warlord, murdering him before he has a chance to procreate. It was nice knowing you, buddy.

7-string warlord 2007-07-16 00:46

Shit....I'm dead now...I'm sorry to commit an act of retro humor, I just thought that would be a cool fight.

far_beyond_sane 2007-07-16 03:13

A crying kid with cancer vs. Chris Rezendes

L,B'XXX 2007-07-16 09:16

many LB's and fbs

:)

brainsforbreakfast 2007-07-16 09:37

the imperial system versus the metric

metric wins. sorry, amelica!

drawn&quartered 2007-07-16 12:10

Chris Benoit vrs. His wife and child

moe_blunts 2007-07-16 12:44

Quote:
Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
Chris Benoit vrs. His wife and child



Double homocide + Suicide = tie. maybe there can be a remat.....wait....probably not.


mother theresa vs ghandi

Def 2007-07-16 13:13

Osama Bin Laden vs. George Bush

Cage match with folding chairs and big rocks. Osama probably has a few tricks up his turban.

Chris Rezendes 2007-07-16 13:26

Quote:
Originally Posted by Def
Osama Bin Laden vs. George Bush

Cage match with folding chairs and big rocks. Osama probably has a few tricks up his turban.


Fans don't want to see a double heel match. Get a babyface in there ASAP. Turn it into a three way dance- add CHUCK NORRIS, the All-American babyface.

BassBehemoth 2007-07-16 13:28

Quote:
Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
Chris Benoit vrs. His wife and child



lulz.

sixsicsix 2007-07-16 14:53

requiem and mike tyson.

powersofterror 2007-07-16 15:24

powersofterror vs. requiem, warlock, bassbehemoth, and anyone else I can't fucking remember..

TruthDevoid 2007-07-16 15:27

Chuck Liddell vs. A pregnant woman

BOB_ZE_METALLEU 2007-07-16 16:02

Dani Filth vs Shagrath

BassBehemoth 2007-07-16 17:17

Quote:
Originally Posted by powersofterror
powersofterror vs. requiem, warlock, bassbehemoth, and anyone else I can't fucking remember..


haha, who the fuck is warlock?

Requiem 2007-07-16 17:20

Bass Behemoth, you're a noob. 7-StringWarlord, is who powersoft is referring to.

This thread sucks.

brainsforbreakfast 2007-07-16 18:04

Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Bass Behemoth, you're a noob. 7-StringWarlord, is who powersoft is referring to.

This thread sucks.


sucking vs. blowing

7-string warlord 2007-07-16 21:42

I'd say blowing wins. Sorry for making this shitty thread.

Requiem 2007-07-16 21:55

The thread its self doesn't suck. It is just what everyone contributed to it.

I would say sucking would win.


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