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zaperlos 2006-12-12 17:21

A secret to seduce any woman.
 
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deathxleprosyx 2006-12-12 19:26

what does this have to do with drums have you benn smokin crak :stoned:

deathxleprosyx 2006-12-12 19:27

u :ban:

Bones98 2006-12-12 20:02

that post was fucking hilarious.

Casketcrusher 2006-12-12 21:44

PFFFT There is only 1 way to seduce a woman!
Play Steve Vai-Tender Surender on your guitar. And show her how fast your fingers move. Don't forget to stick out your tongue and really get into the music.....worked for me.

But if your a drummer....just gravity blast. Chicks dig that.

the_bleeding 2006-12-13 00:16

i find accoustic guitar works best on chicks... they just melt.
example: Friend played accoustic for girl... sang and played... sappy shit... not more than 30 seconds into the song, she grabbed the guitar... slid it across the floor... ripped off his pants... and fucked him then and there...

now i know it sounds unbelieveable because i said "friend" but i swear it happened... i just have to test the theory now... after i fix my super warped 40 year old epiphone bolt on accoustic shitty shitblock.

Bones98 2006-12-13 01:32

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