Song about finding out ur girlfriend is a he she
 

i dare some one to write a song about this

ONE TWO THREE FOURYOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!

YOU WANTED TO FINGER HER CUNT
BUT SHE WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT
YOU WERE SO FUCKING UGLY
YOUR GIRLFRIEND GOT A SEX CHANGE

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!

YOU CRIED ALL NIGHT ABOUT YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMB RELATIONSHIP
YOU TOLD ME AND I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT
AFTER SPEAKING TO YOU I WANT TO GET A SEX CHANGE TOO
EITHER THAT OR KICK YOU IN THE FUCKEN TEETH!

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HESHE!

Not bad!

Ill do a romantic version, by the way MTM, you NEED to check out extinction agenda, i made a thread about it... bands. great thrash. Heres the romantic version:

Sitting in that little ol' cafe,
Wondering if my girlfriend is really what she says,
She told me she was actually a he,
And now our relationship can't be!

Why? Did it have to be me!
Why? Is my girlfriend a he?
What can I do, to fix this situation...
Because my girlfriend enjoys 2 forms of masturbation.

I remember the day that we first met.
It was at a girls football game, and she was the coaches pet.
She was the best damn player on the team
That's because she was a he!
She caught my eye that fateful day
And for a split second I didn't know what to say
But the teams motto, was there's no 'I' in team -
But theres definately a 'he' in 'she'

Why? Did it have to be me!
Why? Is my girlfriend a he?
What can I do, to fix this situation...
Because my girlfriend enjoys 2 forms of masturbation.

This rhyming scheme is so fucked...
But not as much as when my girlfriend sucked
But the person she sucked was not me -
She sucked herself, because she is a he.

And I still love her... And she! It! He!.... Loves me!

:rofl: I hope this thread doesn't get closed.

it shouldnt, those are my legit master works!

Won't be closed.

I crept into the cave
It turned into a mountain
I tried to swim the ocean
It turned into a peak

I said 'What's shakin' Glen?'
She said 'Please call me Glenda'
I swam along her river
Until I ran ashore

Her daddy was a rock
Her mother was the ocean
She started as a rock
That flowed into the sea

Sometimes I wonder if
I should've climbed that mountain
Sometimes I wonder how
I'd have done on that peak

But every now and then
I'm alone with that fire
Every now and then
I know I did what's right

'Cause I don't fuck
Bisected cock
No I won't fuck
Bisected cock
Can't even suck
Bisected cock
Surely won't fuck
Bisected cock

lol Those were great lines! I'm gonna have to take a stab at this one soon.

record some of your stuff
 

man this is awesome i thought this would be a loser thread but it is awesome

record some of these songs and post them they rock so far so awesome u guys are awesome

(my spelling sucks but this is a 80's power ballad with one of those sappy guitar solos)

Ewwww............Ahhhhh



you waited
and waited
the moment is hear
it is coming out it is coming near
fear of not seeing what is rite
it is in site
What!!!!!!!

She is the man
He's a She
was she born this way
I don't want to know
all i want to is for her to go


all the hopes shattered
in this creepy matter
of mutation
but i am overcome by a sensassion


{guitar solo}

Wait
don't go
I have something to say
I am gay
I am gay
I don't mind
I like it

Ill record the first song I wrote sometime soon :beer:

sik man

He, She, We

I'll never forget your loving touch
so rough it made me wonder
if I wanted you too much

I'll never forget our very first kiss
the gentle brush of stubble
on your upper lip

I'll never forget kissing your neck
That too large Adam's apple
Made me forget about sex

I'll never forget my hand down your pants
What a stunning surprise
to feel a cock in my hands

Our families will never understand
but we can get married in Massachusetts
at least there it isn't banned.

Dude this is about finding out your GF is a BF not molesting and marrying your grandma... :p

The two might not be mutually exclusive.

Wrote this on the drive home. Parody should be obvious:

I came in to fast
She hid in the bath
I said 'Give me half'

I said 'Let's go to bed'
She suggested instead
That we should be wed

She said 'Not on your life
'Till we're man and wife
I'd rather be knifed'

So, she called in a priest
From the Northeast
Named Father McGeest

Then, we looked for a church
It proved quite a search
Were left in the lurch

So, we got married at home
By a garden gnome
Otherwise alone

At last, she gave me the glance
My skin crawled with ants
I reached in her pants

Then, I lit a fire
Isn't it good?
For down there was wood

man this is awsome

Best thread ,ever!

anyone seen the movie "the crying game"

and its got that song that make you shudder.

droublepluscreepy

very creative this is awesome if i could sing realy good i would post mine

:rofl:

Terrific!

Also Infinity's 'romantic' poem... :rofl: