HTT#1
 

Having a grand idea,
I made a Haiku To This,
Maybe a bit silly

Like the ARE-TEE-TEE,
But in a Haiku format,
It's just what we need

Why do we need this?
You cunts should use your brains more,
Make effort post-whore!

Having a grand idea
I told girl of my love
Pain, angst, sadness

true story about 5 mnutes ago

Don't know how to do haikus,
HAve a driving lesson in a half an hour,
My balls itch from work last night

Haiku is easy,
Five, seven, five, there you go,
Count Syllables, CUNT!

:beer:

Aches to hear story,
What did the cunt do to you?
Put ice in trousers?

I dislike haiku
I really really dislike haiku
I dislike haiku

I'm masturbating
to japanese porn
I'm masturbating

I just came on you
Japanese porn is great time
Wipe pantaloons clean

i saw Mel Gibson running
ahead of him there was a jew
the jew got raped

Drinking some water
Real Dutch mineral water
From a German shop

Dutch water is bad,
Smells tastes looks like stinky piss,
Called Heineken

Haikus are lyrics
This thread does not belong here
I will now move it

Heineken is shit
Alexander Keith's is good
I will drink tonight

How could you move this
It will be full of garbage
Stinky useless spam

Haiku is poem, yes
But this is random like RTT
Thought chit-chat was good

I quit smoking again,
Withdrawal is coming now,
Wish me good luck please

I would prefer this
To have been left in Chit Chat
It's out of place here

I try to keep this
Forum clean - go fuck yourself
Powersofterror

I'll keep this thread here
Because it's not fun to play
Mod/forum soccer

This is where we live
Those who write what must be read
Embellish my words

Move it to lyrical
Now it will die a slow death
I feel so emo now :bawling:

I love you too man
No one comes to this forum
It will die here soon

Hahahaha, cunt
Sorry for bringing you trash
Blame it on the beer

Forum leaders like
to complain about dumb shit
welcome to lyrics