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brainsforbreakfast 2006-08-28 07:30

HTT#1
 
Having a grand idea,
I made a Haiku To This,
Maybe a bit silly

Like the ARE-TEE-TEE,
But in a Haiku format,
It's just what we need

Why do we need this?
You cunts should use your brains more,
Make effort post-whore!

Infinity 2006-08-28 07:51

Having a grand idea
I told girl of my love
Pain, angst, sadness

true story about 5 mnutes ago

CompelledToLacerate 2006-08-28 08:27

Don't know how to do haikus,
HAve a driving lesson in a half an hour,
My balls itch from work last night

brainsforbreakfast 2006-08-28 10:49

Haiku is easy,
Five, seven, five, there you go,
Count Syllables, CUNT!

:beer:

brainsforbreakfast 2006-08-28 10:51

Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinity
Having a grand idea
I told girl of my love
Pain, angst, sadness


Aches to hear story,
What did the cunt do to you?
Put ice in trousers?

BeastOfCarrion 2006-08-28 10:57

I dislike haiku
I really really dislike haiku
I dislike haiku

Slabbefusk 2006-08-28 11:04

I'm masturbating
to japanese porn
I'm masturbating

BassBehemoth 2006-08-28 11:31

I just came on you
Japanese porn is great time
Wipe pantaloons clean

Ten Ton Alien 2006-08-28 11:36

i saw Mel Gibson running
ahead of him there was a jew
the jew got raped

blizzard_beast 2006-08-28 11:41

Drinking some water
Real Dutch mineral water
From a German shop

brainsforbreakfast 2006-08-28 12:29

Quote:
Originally Posted by blizzard_beast
Drinking some water
Real Dutch mineral water
From a German shop


Dutch water is bad,
Smells tastes looks like stinky piss,
Called Heineken

powersofterror 2006-08-28 13:11

Haikus are lyrics
This thread does not belong here
I will now move it

BassBehemoth 2006-08-28 13:11

Heineken is shit
Alexander Keith's is good
I will drink tonight

BassBehemoth 2006-08-28 13:14

How could you move this
It will be full of garbage
Stinky useless spam

brainsforbreakfast 2006-08-28 14:40

Quote:
Originally Posted by powersofterror
Haikus are lyrics
This thread does not belong here
I will now move it


Haiku is poem, yes
But this is random like RTT
Thought chit-chat was good

I quit smoking again,
Withdrawal is coming now,
Wish me good luck please

PST 88 2006-08-28 14:51

I would prefer this
To have been left in Chit Chat
It's out of place here

I try to keep this
Forum clean - go fuck yourself
Powersofterror

I'll keep this thread here
Because it's not fun to play
Mod/forum soccer

tmfreak 2006-08-28 15:07

This is where we live
Those who write what must be read
Embellish my words

brainsforbreakfast 2006-08-28 18:05

Move it to lyrical
Now it will die a slow death
I feel so emo now :bawling:

powersofterror 2006-08-28 19:31

Quote:
Originally Posted by PST 88
I would prefer this
To have been left in Chit Chat
It's out of place here

I try to keep this
Forum clean - go fuck yourself
Powersofterror

I'll keep this thread here
Because it's not fun to play
Mod/forum soccer

I love you too man
No one comes to this forum
It will die here soon

Hahahaha, cunt
Sorry for bringing you trash
Blame it on the beer

Ludd 2006-08-28 21:18

Forum leaders like
to complain about dumb shit
welcome to lyrics


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