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L,B'XXX 2012-04-27 16:21

Have fun with this one.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493...tato-up-his-bum

Requiem 2012-05-20 04:45

http://news.techeye.net/internet/wo...de-her-pregnant

JoeYngVai 2012-05-23 07:44

so.... is that article for real? holy shit.

L,B'XXX 2012-05-23 10:30

Oh, that is such a load of crap. All they have to do is a DNA test and I bet she'd refuse to do that.

Amadeus 2012-05-23 13:07

Meanwhile, SpaceX launches humanity's first commercial payload into space. I'll say that again. The first commercial payload in history has been launched, everything running as smooth as only a very competent thing can, and it's currently en route for the International Space Station.
And while Dragon 9 isn't the equal of the European ATV in terms of automatic guidance&navigation, I am in awe of what SpaceX has achieved in the last five years.
http://www.spacex.com/updates.php

JoeYngVai 2012-05-24 09:48

So now this means we can launch that 3D porn bitch into space on a commercial flight soon? I'm for it.

drawn&quartered 2012-05-24 09:57

Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeYngVai
So now this means we can launch that 3D porn bitch into space on a commercial flight soon? I'm for it.

It means one day I might be able to afford a trip to space so I can jack off while weightless :)

Amadeus 2012-05-24 11:44

You're both right. Barring major accidents and such, you yankees better hold on to your hats. Your private space sector is about to fucking explode in the next ten years.

JoeYngVai 2012-05-24 17:57

does this mean that WALL-E could happen?

Amadeus 2012-05-24 22:57

Yep.

drawn&quartered 2012-05-25 04:19

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
Your private space sector is about to fucking explode in the next ten years.


Yea, I think with space travel being privatized a lot more will get done in the long run in terms of space exploration. The problem is defense though, I can see technology being sold to all sorts of commie bitches, which is something that wouldn't happen with NASA.

Just a speculation, I could be completely wrong.

Amadeus 2012-05-25 06:01

Haha, the biggest leak of US tech to China was done right under the nose of NASA. Why do you think Congress slapped that export ban down a few years back? A satellite was going up on a Long March rocket, it crashed and the Chinese authorities started to very politely require all sorts of information about the satellite in order to clear up what happened. And don't underestimate the power of that piece of legislation; it plays merry hell with many European projects who suddenly get a bunch of Americans breathing down their necks because they're using some nifty little American gadget.

It is a little annoying, though. I mean, as it was ESA and India was quickly heading up to take the lead in the space sector. Then when congress sent NASA away on yet another phallus project - oh, I mean super rocket project - which probably isn't gonna amount to anything more than the other ones, I half anticipated Europe to finally solidify its place as Americas replacement in space. But SpaceX, Sierra, Orbital and the rest might very well flip this around.

Dragon 9 just made a perfect rendezvous with ISS, by the way.

blitz906 2012-06-04 05:54

http://gizmodo.com/5823073/asshole-...o-eat-an-iphone

I don't know why, but this made me lol.

Amadeus 2012-06-04 08:14

Quote:
Originally Posted by blitz906
http://gizmodo.com/5823073/asshole-...o-eat-an-iphone

I don't know why, but this made me lol.


There are moments when I feel a kind of hope for humanity, but they are few and never stick around long enough to cause a lasting impression.

blackwearsblue 2012-06-07 10:17

Quote:
Originally Posted by blitz906
http://gizmodo.com/5823073/asshole-...o-eat-an-iphone

I don't know why, but this made me lol.




hmmmm another IPhone news.. have you heard the teenage girl in China who publicly announced that she'll be giving her virginity to anyone who can give her an Iphone 4S?





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Dyldo 2012-06-07 13:17

Quote:
Originally Posted by blackwearsblue
hmmmm another IPhone news.. have you heard the teenage girl in China who publicly announced that she'll be giving her virginity to anyone who can give her an Iphone 4S?

Link?

Also you don't have to paste your signature for every post. If you go into User CP you can set your signature.

Paddy 2012-07-26 15:56

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-18999183

What a completely inappropriate, undignified and misleading picture.

L,B'XXX 2012-07-27 05:47

That was amusing, but how is someone hiding that many sheep? And where? Ireland isn't that friggin' big! Do you have a cellar?

Paddy, why do you have Jim Nabors' boyfriend as your profile picture?

blitz906 2012-07-27 06:03

Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-18999183

What a completely inappropriate, undignified and misleading picture.

It was the Welsh! They must have come by ship in the dead of night.


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