FTT #6: Metalheads Can Love Too
 

Bomar was a metalhead. He was in love. with his girfriend Tina. but Tina was.....

...both a masculine feminist and a femine masochist. what to do, what to do?? Bomar had to think of a plan to go out with her, he decided to...

Ship her to Korea so he/she/heshe would live with other shemales....this was a good plan thought Bomars best bud....

.......Bomar said, "Good idea!".
so they did that and they shipped Tino/Tina to Korea.

Bomar dusted his hands off and was like, "aah, a job well done...............................oh wait! now that Tino/Tina is in Korea, i won't be able to see him/her no more! what are we gonna do, my best bud? i gotta see him/her again."

but the ship that tino/tina was on was the last one becasue "they" destroyed every other ship. so Bomar and his best bud Romab decided to hitch a ride on...

"they" is making a cameo appearance? wow
 

a whale....

so they crawled in through the blowhole where they found pinochio and...

gippetto making love to pinocchio's nose.....

(haha! take that, author of Pinocchio!:scatter: )

pinoccio asked if he could be a real boy:rolleyes:

but gepetto said no because then, pinocchio's nose wouldnt be long enough. so pinochio said that it was ok with him, but that was alie and his nose grew inside geptto's ass and came out of his mouth.

:eek: he says

:sickface: :sickface: pinoccio says "having my nose up your ass literally reaks of poopoo...can i take it out now?? being a dildo isnt my favorite thing to do".....

Enter a Dancing carrot in a Tuxedo and a top hat who said.

"well hello chaps, any one up for a game of elephant polo?"

they looked at him and said...

no thanks, we're killing a....

backstreet boy

.....i ment to say that we're killing the singer of this band..uhh..drowning pool, thats it!...

...although he did look like a backstreet boy with that great big...

dick in his mouth.....

and balls on his chin.

*the carrot goes to leave the room* and says ".....

"im gonna kill that fat cunt tonight":behead: