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atifman 2002-08-14 12:23

FTT #6: Metalheads Can Love Too
 
Bomar was a metalhead. He was in love. with his girfriend Tina. but Tina was.....

mrweijia 2002-08-14 12:54

...both a masculine feminist and a femine masochist. what to do, what to do?? Bomar had to think of a plan to go out with her, he decided to...

CtHuLhU DaWn 2002-08-14 12:55

Ship her to Korea so he/she/heshe would live with other shemales....this was a good plan thought Bomars best bud....

atifman 2002-08-14 13:01

.......Bomar said, "Good idea!".
so they did that and they shipped Tino/Tina to Korea.

Bomar dusted his hands off and was like, "aah, a job well done...............................oh wait! now that Tino/Tina is in Korea, i won't be able to see him/her no more! what are we gonna do, my best bud? i gotta see him/her again."

mrweijia 2002-08-14 13:10

but the ship that tino/tina was on was the last one becasue "they" destroyed every other ship. so Bomar and his best bud Romab decided to hitch a ride on...

atifman 2002-08-14 13:14

"they" is making a cameo appearance? wow
 
a whale....

mrweijia 2002-08-14 13:17

so they crawled in through the blowhole where they found pinochio and...

atifman 2002-08-14 13:22

gippetto making love to pinocchio's nose.....

(haha! take that, author of Pinocchio!:scatter: )

powersofterror 2002-08-14 13:23

pinoccio asked if he could be a real boy:rolleyes:

mrweijia 2002-08-14 13:43

but gepetto said no because then, pinocchio's nose wouldnt be long enough. so pinochio said that it was ok with him, but that was alie and his nose grew inside geptto's ass and came out of his mouth.

powersofterror 2002-08-14 14:12

:eek: he says

metal=life 2002-08-14 19:31

:sickface: :sickface: pinoccio says "having my nose up your ass literally reaks of poopoo...can i take it out now?? being a dildo isnt my favorite thing to do".....

CtHuLhU DaWn 2002-08-14 22:02

Enter a Dancing carrot in a Tuxedo and a top hat who said.

"well hello chaps, any one up for a game of elephant polo?"

they looked at him and said...

flamingnun 2002-08-14 22:10

no thanks, we're killing a....

morbid_death 2002-08-14 22:38

backstreet boy

metal=life 2002-08-14 23:00

.....i ment to say that we're killing the singer of this band..uhh..drowning pool, thats it!...

morbid_death 2002-08-14 23:05

...although he did look like a backstreet boy with that great big...

metal=life 2002-08-14 23:08

dick in his mouth.....

morbid_death 2002-08-15 00:53

and balls on his chin.

*the carrot goes to leave the room* and says ".....

metal=life 2002-08-15 01:00

"im gonna kill that fat cunt tonight":behead:


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