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se7engates3613 2002-08-12 22:03

Fight! 2
 
If you were driving through the countryside and saw an animal you just had to beat the crap out of, what animal would it be. Theoretical of course. I'd never actually beat the shit out of a Cow that was minding its own business with a baseball bat. Uhhhhh. Nevermind

atifman 2002-08-12 22:07

animal cruelty is so bad...................but anyway, it would be a laughing hyena. like, what the fuck is so funny? :kaioken:

PST 88 2002-08-12 22:12

A horse, like in Blazing Saddles.

morbid_death 2002-08-12 22:14

LAMBS!!!

i'd also like to sick a rabid goat onto a lamb.

se7engates3613 2002-08-12 22:25

I'd like to Verbally Abuse a Horse. And punch it right in its torso. Then i'd get fisticuffs on its face. Stupid smart ass horse. Think theyre so great cause they have a bigger dick than me. Fuckin' bastards.

morbid_death 2002-08-12 22:28

Quote:
Originally posted by se7engates3613
Think theyre so great cause they have a bigger dick than me. Fuckin' bastards.


maybe you should see a doctor. everyone knows horses have smaller cocks than man ;)

se7engates3613 2002-08-12 22:35

really? I'm talkin' about the studs not the eunuchs. You know the ones in porno. You know porno. :love: :idea: :drunk: :stoned: :beer: :love: :confused: :sickface:

PST 88 2002-08-12 22:51

Like in Chasing Amy?

"And then, Black Beauty decided he would mount her from the rear..."

slayme_returns 2002-08-13 00:07

"Who are you, Larry fucking Flynt?"

CtHuLhU DaWn 2002-08-13 00:09

My Ex Girlfriend, I FUCKING HATE HORSES!

PST 88 2002-08-13 00:12

Dated an animal, eh, cthulu? You hit that shit? Wait, are you any relation to that guy in wales who got caught fuckin a goat?

CtHuLhU DaWn 2002-08-13 00:37

Yeah dude, its fun!

metal=life 2002-08-13 01:05

id like to torture a giraffe slowly and painfully til it dies....i wanna know what a "dieing giraffe" really sounds like. I wonder if The Mole in the south park movie came close to the sound:uzi: :flame:

far_beyond_sane 2002-08-13 04:00

That particularly disgusting breed of animal, the Homo Sapiens Metaltabbus Idioti.

DerMeister 2002-08-13 05:06

Quote:
Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
That particularly disgusting breed of animal, the Homo Sapiens Metaltabbus Idioti.


Don't get too close to those! They are highly unstable, and can do horrible things to you! Sources: all threads in this forum.

powersofterror 2002-08-13 12:56

you people are mean, you should be ashamed to want to hurt and kill
an animal, except of course if they strike first...*looks behind myself*
the only animal i would beat up would be you *points at a large mob of
people* .....although, it would be funny to see an adult ape get beat up....

Rockabilly 2002-08-13 13:20

horses are the devils workers. So they must be purified in such a manner that is painfull. cus they freak out whenever they see a good citezen and the good citizen has to have their head back on when the horse kicks it off. DOWN WITH HORSES!

memnoch 2002-08-13 13:49

Quote:
Originally posted by atifman
animal cruelty is so bad...................but anyway, it would be a laughing hyena. like, what the fuck is so funny? :kaioken:


Those things are dangerous man. Might wanna take a shotgun instead of a baseball bat. Damn things scare away lions.

Trendkill_420 2002-08-13 13:55

Quote:
Originally posted by PST 88
A horse, like in Blazing Saddles.


"any closer and the nigger gets it"

That movie kicked ass.:D

Slaytaniac 2002-08-13 16:42

Quote:
Originally posted by powersofterror

the only animal i would beat up would be you *points at a large mob of
people*


Yeah, the only animal that I would beat up is a human.

*(of course unless the animal attacked me or a family member or friend or some stranger, or a plant or water, or if they ate the air I would only kick thier ass then.)

**that last part is a joke, I would never intensionally hurt any animal**


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