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Tulvox 2005-08-04 11:33

"The Day My Scrotum Flew Away"
 
"The Day My Scrotum Flew Away"
Jacob Fitzlaff

Today was a sad day, yes indeed.
Today my scrotum decided to leave.
Today was miserable to say the least,
It was today that my scrotum sprouted wings and feet.

My day was ruined, to put it frankly.
Ther goes my plans for some hanky-panky.
Make no mistake, I was taken with grief.
I really didn't want my scrotum to leave.

Through my house, my scrotum did fly.
In fact, it almost hit my mom in her eye.
I chased it around for nearly an hour.
I chased it to the top of the grim northern tower.

But I got terribly hot running that midsummer.
So I cracked open a window, like the crack on a plumber.
My scrotum didn't heisitate to take the chance.
It took to the sky! Testicular romance!

And so it was to my dismay.
My scortum up and flew away.
Although it may seem comical to some.
Just remember, that isn't the sun.

L,B'XXX 2005-08-04 12:02

You're going to be horrible by the time you're 40 if you're writing like this at 15. Cool. :D

The imagery in this was so funny. If you could get a video with 3-D that would be great. the only part I wasn't sure about was Testicular romance? That sounded forced. (Would that be rape in this instance?) lol You could have called it "Rape of the Sky" and people would think it was a metal song. And if you say it fast they'll think it's "Rape of This Guy."

You're a nut. :)

Tulvox 2005-08-04 12:16

The testicular romance is to illustrate the beauty of seeing one's scrotum fly into the clouds.

3-D video? :confused: And I didn't want it to be a metal song. I've been listening to way to much Primus and Rush recently to write a metal song.

L,B'XXX 2005-08-04 12:28

Thanks for the clarification. I can see you being on the Bob and Tom show in a few years.


Weird you should say those 2 because I was thinking South Park when I read this. And when you were talking about Rush I was thinking of the only episode I've seen of Trailer Park Boys or whatever it's called where they do the kidnapping.

blizzard_beast 2005-08-04 12:40

Erm..wow. That was shit :)

L,B'XXX 2005-08-04 12:44

He's gonna write a sequel called "Weiner, Where Art Thou?"

Tulvox 2005-08-04 12:51

Thanks for the idea :)

Kalmahswamp 2005-08-04 14:43

Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant. :beer:

LordofStorms 2005-08-04 16:26

HAHAHA!

Very few things have ever made me bust out laughing over the internet,but that was classic.

newHELLonEARTH 2005-08-04 16:33

think you're fuckin funny don't ya?
















well you are. fucking brilliant :rofl:

Soulinsane 2005-08-04 16:52

That was the best thing I've ever read :rofl:

active corpse fucker 2005-08-04 17:13

my hat goes off to ya :rofl:

Transient 2005-08-04 18:25

that was hilarious :rofl:

L,B'XXX 2005-08-05 16:15

Quote:
Originally Posted by active corpse fucker
my hat goes off to ya :rofl:

Well, while it's off, try to catch his scrotum when it flies by.

Tulvox 2005-08-05 16:40

I would apprieciate that :)

Edit: Just noticed I had a five star rating. Cool. :)

L,B'XXX 2005-08-05 19:38

'tard.

EDIT: :)

There are you happy now?

Tulvox 2005-08-05 22:38

You forgot the damn smiley. Old people... :rolleyes:

problematic 2005-08-06 09:18

Most of the comments in this thread sounded very forced :(

It's not that funny.

The Angry Hobbit 2005-08-06 10:30

that was great.

Exodus666 2005-08-06 12:53

Awesome. I'm looking forward to your next lines. :)


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