A Good Band Name.
 

For a long time my band didn't have a name. Not to long ago my Bassist/ Brother suggested Ozma we all liked it. We know it is a word but can't find the meaning (probably some Greeko-Latin Pre-Suffix). Does anyone like this as a band, name or even know what Ozma meens? (we are like a thrash with keyboards, female and male vocals, and some black elements. kinda hard to explain the sound)

Ouch.

"Ozma of Oz"
by L. Frank Baum

Considering I read it when I was like 6 and wasn't too impressed with it then I'm not sure you would really want to name a band after it.

How could you not find this out?

oh, well i can think of something better

Looks like another worthless thread.....

I have a policy on this:

1) Anyone who has a band, and has not the direction or presence of mind to NAME THEMSELVES, is worthy of contempt.
2) Nothing else.

So I have a tradition of suggesting the stupidest names I can possibly concoct, in order to amuse myself.

And who am I to argue with tradition??

The Butter Dancer's Glee Club
Cuntiddily Circus
Martha Stewart and the Other Catastrophes
The Boys from Grammatically Poor
Lemongrass Ape Steaks
Blady Missplet
Samuel Beckett Ate Cotton Candy
Puce Teacup the Mighty
Anal Fissure and the Colonoscopies
Fish Lager
Extensive Moose Penis Collection
What Happens When You Talk to Strangers
Stochastic Miasma of Cromulence
Black Metal, Pink Panties

Ohh, I did like those..

And never forget...
NightWolf
Nightkillerz
NightWraith
NightKnight
etc infinity

Where, oh where DO you come up with this shit?

:rofl:


I will suggest "101 Rufee Surprise" as an available band name.

Unholy and Frostbitten Necrotoboginists who have evily slain the godly trolls from the Northen Forest

but with a few more adjectives.

'Black Metal, Pink Panties'... sounds like a really good album title, for a parody :p

Were using these two names for our songs, but one probably would make a great band name!

Mountain Goat Sodomy
or
Pocket Pussy Adventure


btw our name is Little League Jihad, the only thing we're ever serious about is what we play, not names :rolleyes:

Hahah you never fail to say something really really funny in these threads
This one owns them all, and probably always will
http://metaltabs.com/forum/showpost...16&postcount=15

The names ar very grim, kvlt and frostbitten:

Mankinds discontent with the nutritious value of impaled south-eastern dieties

Misantrophic Chimpanzees of the Carpathian jungle

Abyss of the empty cans alchoholica, where formalhydride equals carbonized water.

Discontent with the Nekro Pimps of the Northern Carpathian redlightdistrict

My DM band is Saget Squad....we write songs about how bob saget brainwashes children and shit like that.

For some reason, thinking of a decent band name is incredibly hard, because all the awesome crap has been taken.

here are some good suggestions:

BUTT-CHEEKS
Fractured Scrotum
Testicular Manslaughter
Cursed Legions ovthe Black Moon of Oskrialug [SO KVLT]
There's No Business like Show Business!
Lesbian Carwash
Masturbation with an Ethernet Cable
Vinegar Piss
Oogity Boogity, Freeky Deeky, Maui Wowie, Tittalicious!

atomic cunt fart

ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa thats some fucking funny shit dude :p ,
my suggestions would be Cunting Fuck, Shit On A stick, Piss In Your Face and Death On The Door Mat ;)

Certain Death