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Frubi 2005-05-11 17:24

Watch me siphon smegma off of homeless cock!
For a limited time only, you can find me with the WILDEST, CRAZIEST, HOMELESS HOTTIES EVER! Watch me track down the wiry beefcakes down in the subway, under bridges, along railroad tracks, and IN ABANDONED BUILDINGS! You won't believe your eyes! If you like 30 year old men who look like they are 50 because they haven't shaved in 10 years and WHO HAVE ADVANCED FAR BEYOND THEIR AGE DUE TO INSANE AMOUNTS OF STRESS, you NEED to see this! Do you want guys with just enough holes in their clothes to not leave it all to the imagination? Do you like guys with body lice? Guys that haven't bathed since the last time they snuck into a McDonald's bathroom and STRADDLED THE SINK?!?!?! WATCH THEM STRADDLE MY STINK! :-0

Ten Ton Alien 2005-05-11 17:54

i'm afraid to click that link and be re-directed to some porn site, so i'll just ask my mom to click on it for me.

Corpsevomit98 2005-05-11 18:19

Im afriad that ill be directed to some serbian website.

I think this is spam, but it has to do with metal, but its spam, but it has......

BeastOfCarrion 2005-05-11 18:25

It has nothing to do with bands, since it is talking about a ZINE rather than a band.
Thus it deserves my mighty stamp.


MetalThrashingMad 2005-05-11 19:34

Uh-oh, spaghettios!

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