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L,B'XXX 2005-04-12 12:04

Military Metalheads!! Here's your new orders!!
I hope it's alright to make a new thread for this. Wally's brother started reading this to me and I thought of our wonderful military here at metaltabs. We're cracking up over some of these.
If it doesn't belong here and should go to the RTT, mods, please feel free to move it.
Hope you get a chuckle. :)

IRON90 2005-04-12 13:23


YOUR_GOD_IS_DEAD 2005-04-12 21:06

Originally Posted by IRON90

This list applies to peopl here in the military. Its pretty funny.

163. Take that hat off

106. I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s.

93. Nerve gas is not funny.

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

:rofl: haha, thsoe were my favorites.

BLS 2005-04-12 21:38

Funny stuff :beer:

NZ black metal drumm 2005-04-13 00:18

hehe awesome

philkilla 2005-04-13 00:19

How true it is...

MoonRaven 2005-04-13 01:27

good shit

powersofterror 2005-04-13 01:57


ManOwaR 2005-04-13 18:51

26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your ass in World War 2!”

40. I do not have super-powers.

55. An order to “Put Kiwi on my boots” does *not* involve fruit.

65. There are no evil clowns living under my bed.

84. Must not use military vehicles to “Squish” things.

87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.

125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.

126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.

199. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: damn that's some funny fucking shit man! :rofl: these are the ones I found to be the best :rofl:

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