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MoonRaven 2005-03-28 13:08

chainsaw buttsex
 
fluids topped
engine primed
anal lube?
not this time
pull the cord
chain goes taut
ill shove it in-
to your stinkpot

chainsaw buttsex
fuck your cunt next
sharp teeth dissect
making me erect

rectum ripped to shreds
pervers sodomy
rev the engine as i push
into your bleeding ass

moaning in agony
your cries stimulate
shit, blood, and skin fly
from the chainsaw rape

CHAINSAW BUTTSEX

L,B'XXX 2005-03-29 09:05

That was warpedly disgustingly funny. You really need to lay off the bad drugs.

Slabbefusk 2005-03-29 10:58

You rock!

LordofStorms 2005-03-29 11:09

.

:rofl:

BrokenCrimson 2005-03-29 19:16

That is awesomeness.

L,B'XXX 2005-04-01 08:36

I can see it now. Your chaptered prose you're posting will be made into a movie when it's done and this will be the end song. heehee :eek:

MyOwnSavior 2005-04-01 11:00

That's a lot like my song "Chainsaw Sodomy" I wrote when I was in a gore metal band. Still good, just sucks that someone had the same idea as me. Oh well, great minds think alike I guess.:beer:

MoonRaven 2005-04-01 11:52

Quote:
Originally Posted by MyOwnSavior
That's a lot like my song "Chainsaw Sodomy" I wrote when I was in a gore metal band. Still good, just sucks that someone had the same idea as me. Oh well, great minds think alike I guess.:beer:

very nice.

obrien20 2005-04-01 12:22

LMAO, fuck, that was funny! :rofl:

timedragon 2005-04-05 01:03

Quote:
Originally Posted by MoonRaven
fluids topped
engine primed
anal lube?
not this time
pull the cord
chain goes taut
ill shove it in-
to your stinkpot

i love the anal lube question answered by "not this time". hahaha!!!!

The Angry Hobbit 2005-04-19 19:03

oh my satan!
 
that was the most badass shit ive read EVER!!! ur a fucking genious
:uzi: :eek:

bilursag 2005-04-24 13:39

Nice, thats fucking Cannibal Corpse style, not quite, but close... :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead:

Bia 2005-04-26 19:33

How did I miss this....
Excellent!

John Holland 2005-04-26 20:16

Whatever it is that you're smoking, I want a pound of it on my front door tomorrow.

BLS 2005-04-26 21:18

DAMN THATS HOTT!! (WITH TWO T'S!!)

I'm gonna dry hump the couch now.

Bia 2005-04-26 21:42

Quote:
Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
That was warpedly disgustingly funny. You really need to lay off the bad drugs.

Naaaa...double the dose...and write another.
;)

h4x5k8 2005-04-27 00:38

You, good sir, are a fucking genious.

MoonRaven 2005-04-27 00:44

heh, i have actually been writing more serious material recently, i will post some of it later, prolly tomorrow.

thanks for the comments

JoeYngVai 2005-04-27 01:18

That was really creative! Sounds weird, but it was. Moments Of Genious, I say!

(which is a track from the Shine soundtrack, so you should all go buy the movie and soundtrack right now)

Jamento 2005-04-27 18:24

Let's celebrate your lyrical genius!


:beer:

uh, no wait, I lied.
:sickface:


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