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andrewc 2004-06-11 23:12

FUNNY OXYMORONS
 
hey guys, i want to hear some funny oxymorons. if you could post some funny stuff, this would be appreciated :D

some ones i already know are:

Fun Run
Airline Food

and my favourite one:
Rap Music :p

ShredIsNotDead 2004-06-11 23:24

dissection is cool bahahahah

BLS 2004-06-11 23:35

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11768 that title is the BEST oxymoron EVER

DEAD 2004-06-12 00:22

An athiestic God.

ShredIsNotDead 2004-06-12 00:54

solar powered flashlight...

Corpsevomit98 2004-06-12 09:14

a submarine screen door

mrweijia 2004-06-12 09:15

Microsoft Works

:p

CannibalXampire 2004-06-12 09:51

Mr.Weijia

BLS 2004-06-12 10:56

Quote:
Originally Posted by mrweijia
Microsoft Works

:p


LMAO, ok that was a good one

Corpsevomit98 2004-06-12 10:58

So far thats the only funny thing i have heard him say.

BLS 2004-06-12 18:27

then you havent seen the video of him masturbating... god damn he makes some funny noises

Slabbefusk 2004-06-12 18:28

he almost sounds female...

MoonRaven 2004-06-13 00:17

military intelligence

Soulinsane 2004-06-13 01:27

Quote:
Originally Posted by MoonRaven
military intelligence


:D

BLS 2004-06-13 02:04

now i have "Hanger 18" stuck in my head

h4x5k8 2004-06-13 04:34

yea.....
 
jumbo shrimp

andrewc 2004-06-13 04:34

Quote:
Originally Posted by MoonRaven
military intelligence


lol! too true! :p:D

dying-oath 2004-06-14 08:06

an ejection seat in a chopper.

Dodge Ram

a tall midget

a two story outhouse (okay, the first one and this one are just failed inventions.)

killer sheep

Pineappleystuff 2004-06-14 09:01

Important Homework

Pretty Ugly

Soulinsane 2004-06-14 09:25

Drive way ( you park in it )


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