the little title bullshitters

[MoonRaven]

what are the little title bullshitters under the usernames, like metalhead and junior metalhead, i mean, i think they depend on your number of posts, but i was curious as to the different levels.

[memnoch]

They're just "titles" to differentiate us......there's only 3, unless you're a moderator.

Junior Metalhead: 0-29 posts
Metalhead: 30-99 posts
Supreme Metalhead: 100+ posts.

Moderators have the option of changing that name to whatever they want.

[CarnivorousWind]

Can someone change my name to like CuntFuck or soemthing weird as fuck :P Youc an even make it gay rofl.

[powersofterror]

Atleast finalize Spikyhairz by giving him the name "new weijia."

[Nihilist]

If you are a moderator, the option appears in your control panel. "Custom User Title", it would be. Only Nomad could change another users title.

[Def]

Can someone change my name to like CuntFuck or soemthing weird as fuck :P Youc an even make it gay rofl.


ummm, no? :D

dude don't take our privileges as a mod ;)

yeah, Spikyhairs should be renamed Pubic Hairs or Nu-Weijia.

that would be awsome :)

[RUSSIANROULETTE]

I've always wondered, how do you become a mod anyways?

[Nihilist]

Through Nomad. I guess just whoever he sees fit for the role of a moderator.

[The Doctor]

and the role has to be vacant

[MoonRaven]

so as soon as i reach 100 posts i will be a supreme metalhead, WOOHOO :beer:

[guitar_demon]

i still think we should have a few more titles just for fun

[nomad]

OK, let's do a competition ;)

Post your sets of titles here. The winner will be granted a custom title. :angel:

[guitar_demon]

oh sweet, need time to think of some good ones

[RUSSIANROULETTE]

How many can we post?

[johnmansley]

OK, let's do a competition ;)

Post your sets of titles here. The winner will be granted a custom title. :angel:

OK, how about:

Junior Metalhead: 0-29 posts
Metalhead: 30-99 posts
Senior Metalhead: 100-499
Supreme Metalhead: 500-999 posts.
Metal Deity: 1000+ posts

[guitar_demon]

well heres my crappy list
0-New Blood
50-Jr. Metalhead
100-Metalhead
500-Supreme Metalhead
1,000-Master Metalhead
5,000-Lord Metalhead
10,000-Crypt Keeper (if 10,000 is ever reached)

[powersofterror]

:vampire:
Neophyte: 0-29
Maggot: 30-99
Catamite: 100-499
Salvage: 500-999
Hominis Nocturna: 1000-4999
God: 5000+

[powersofterror]

Oh, Haha, how about song names...

Welcome to the jungle: 0-29
Child of Bodom: 30-99
Spellbound(by the Devil): 100-499
The millennium king: 500-999
Don't stop at the top: 1000-4999
Sentenced to burn: 5000+

[Raagshinnah]

Miniature Hamster: 0-29
Miniature Space Hamster: 30-99
Giant Miniature Space Hamster: 100-499
Washable Giant Miniature Space Hamster: 500-999
Giant Washable-Under-Cold-Water Miniature Space Hamster: 1000-4999
Tree-Renting Moose: 5000+

[CarnivorousWind]

0-50-Necrowannabe
50-100-Corpsepainted Satan Followers
100-300-Almighty Satanic Yeti
300-500-Evil Satanic Frozen Mountain
500-1000-Almighty NecroWizard

try to beat that! :p

[atifman]

0-30: Dumbass Noobie
30-100: Jr. Metalhead
100-500: Metalhead
500-1000: Super Metalhead
1000-2000: Supreme Metalhead
2000+: Grim and Necro

[MoonRaven]

0-30 pus filled maggot
31-75 wish i knew more about metal-head
76-150 unholy followers of metal's legacy
151-250 minions of the darkened army
251-500 fallen kings of metal's throne
501-1000 horned lords of metal history
1000+ almighty deathgod of metal's apocalypse

[Def]

well heres my crappy list
0-New Blood
50-Jr. Metalhead
100-Metalhead
500-Supreme Metalhead
1,000-Master Metalhead
5,000-Lord Metalhead
10,000-Crypt Keeper (if 10,000 is ever reached)

I like that one, except for 0-100 - stupid newbie ;)

[atifman]

yeah, you got to insult those newbies

[Nihilist]

2000+: Grim and Necro
Yes! I'd laugh if you won. A mod winning a custom title.

[memnoch]

OK, how about:

Junior Metalhead: 0-29 posts
Metalhead: 30-99 posts
Senior Metalhead: 100-499
Supreme Metalhead: 500-999 posts.
Metal Deity: 1000+ posts

I like his ideas, except like a few others said, we gotta insult the newbs:

0-49 posts: Newbie Dumbass
50-99 posts: Junior Metalhead
100-499 posts: Metalhead
500-999 posts: Senior Metalhead
1000-4999 posts: Supreme Metalhead
5000+ posts: Metal Deity

[Raagshinnah]

I like his ideas, except like a few others said, we gotta insult the newbs


0-49 posts: Windows user

0-49 posts: IE user

0-49 posts: Dolphin Molester

[RUSSIANROULETTE]

00-99: Color Me Bad Fan
100-199: Rectal Wart
200-299: Chainsaw Circumcision Victim
300-499: Ed Gein Impersonator
500+: Metaltabs Nerd

[brainsforbreakfast]

Yeah...insulting newb's is a good idea :D

0-10 Kick me
10-30 Scapegoat
30-100 Frequent visitor
100-500 Waste of protoplasma
500-1000 Resident metalheads
1000-5000 Uber metalhead
5000+ Post-whore

and dont bother calling me nu-weija as a mini-title, i'm already wearing ignorance as a badge

[Nihilist]

Post-whore is a good idea, but maybe a little less than 5,000. Not many regulars will ever get their post count that high. Highest, maybe.. 1000-2000. In my opinion, of course.

Usually, the mods will have the highest post count - being here longer than most other regulars. But also, being a mod, they can just change their title anyway. So I don't think the title should go beyond 1000-2000.

[Def]

0-49 posts: Dolphin Molester

sounds catchy :beer:

[johnmansley]

I like his ideas, except like a few others said, we gotta insult the newbs:

0-49 posts: Newbie Dumbass
50-99 posts: Junior Metalhead
100-499 posts: Metalhead
500-999 posts: Senior Metalhead
1000-4999 posts: Supreme Metalhead
5000+ posts: Metal Deity

Insult newbies, eh? I couldn't possibly do that:

0-49 posts: Pre-pubescent Linkin Park Worshipper
50-99 posts: Junior Metalhead
100-499 posts: Metalhead
500-999 posts: Senior Metalhead
1000-2499 posts: Supreme Metalhead
2500+ posts: Metal Deity

[BeastOfCarrion]

how about something along the lines of
0-10: poser

[DELETE79]

I told you before in the "new look" thread that it should be like this

0-50 posts :virgin cunt
51-100 posts : stretched cunt
101-250 posts : supreme cunt
251-500 : metal cunt
501 and more : smelly cunt

[MoonRaven]

0-30 rotting whore of MTV's use
31-75 pus filled maggot
76-150 unholy followers of metal's legacy
151-250 minions of the darkened army
251-500 fallen kings of metal's throne
501-1000 horned lords of metal history
1000+ almighty deathgod of metal's apocalypse

[guitar_demon]

im kinda diggin moonraven's

[RUSSIANROULETTE]

00-29: Unwanted
30-59: Still Unwanted
60-99: What the fuck are you still here for?
100+: **ShankShank** You were warned!

[Dissection]

0-50 n00b
51-99 Junior Metalhead
100-199 Metalhead
200-500 Supreme Metalhead
501-1000 Grim
1001-2000 Frostbitten *or* frostbitten Yeti
2001-5000 Demi God
5000+ The Devil


This is probably on of the only serious name suggestions.

[Undying_Hatred]

0-100 - Fred Durst
100-500 - Wow.....
500-1000 - Nice Life....
1000-5000 - Go to ebay and rent a cyber e-gun and download a bullet.

[Dissection]

haha. Thats kind of funny.



You are still gay.

[Nihilist]

Pity the user titles have to be much shorter than that.

[MoonRaven]

This is probably on of the only serious name suggestions.

my name suggestions are quite serious, and i spent some time trying to think of the perfect names

so :P

[Dissection]

yours were gay... in an anal cunt trying to have a serious song type of way.

Meh.

[mctriple]

hah wonder how many this'll offend.. maybe something along these lines, though?:

0-50: Strat Boy
51-150: Warlock Kid
151-350: Dinky Dude
351-600: Jem Man
600+: Les Paul Master

lol.. i know very few people like les pauls :( so much for my idea

[mctriple]

or somethin about skill

1st: broken strings
2nd: strummin chords
3rd: groovy riffs
4th: quick licks
5th: shredder

[Agent-Orange]

0-15 - Probably leave soon
16-25 - Dumbass n00b
26-50 - Stupid cunt
51-100 - Metaltabs goon
101 - 200 - Metalhead
201 - 300 - Metal Warrior
301 - 500 - Metaltabs Regular
501 - 1000 - What life?
1001+ - Metaltabs God

[powersofterror]

0-50 n00b
51-99 Junior Metalhead
100-199 Metalhead
200-500 Supreme Metalhead
501-1000 Grim
1001-2000 Frostbitten *or* frostbitten Yeti
2001-5000 Demi God
5000+ The Devil


This is probably on of the only serious name suggestions.
This is okay. Frostbitten Yeti is better.

[Dissection]

I think mine actually takes a serious look at names we could use.

I kind of like Mctriples first one about the kind of guitar you use. I would prefer the Jem above the LP, though. But thats because i like Jems, and not les pauls so much.

Im rambling now...

[mctriple]

dissection, isn't the devil already taken? ya i realize that nobody here would want the lp on top. maybe at 500 or the highest one you can put in your best axe?

[memnoch]

Yes, "The Devil" is already taken, therefore i protest it's possible future use.

Also, i protest any names which are already Mod names. I forget what Walpurgis has, but i'm pretty sure it's something like "Drunken Yeti God".......so i also protest anything with "Yeti" in it.

:smash:

[Father Death]

i protest the thread itself.

there has to be something more important to improve upon rather than your useless title under your name.

eg. if you post a tab that is over 80 characters (i know i complain about this alot, but people keep doing it) there should be a pop up that says "hey asshole, keep it under 80 characters. edit your tab." and you will not be able to submit the thread unless it conforms to the rule.

[powersofterror]

Now THAT, would be cool.

[Seve420]

Miniature Hamster: 0-29
Miniature Space Hamster: 30-99
Giant Miniature Space Hamster: 100-499
Washable Giant Miniature Space Hamster: 500-999
Giant Washable-Under-Cold-Water Miniature Space Hamster: 1000-4999
Tree-Renting Moose: 5000+

A Baldur's Gate fan. How about:

Knobgoblin: 0-9
Quayle: 10-50
Minsc: 50-99
Volo: 100-499
Drizzt Do'Urden: 500-999
Elminster: 1000-4999
Bhaal, The God Of Murder: 5000+

[The Doctor]

just leave it like this man

[Undying_Hatred]

Hick

[nomad]

if you post a tab that is over 80 characters (i know i complain about this alot, but people keep doing it) there should be a pop up that says "hey asshole, keep it under 80 characters. edit your tab." and you will not be able to submit the thread unless it conforms to the rule.
No worries mate, this will be done ;)

[freek666]

how about...

0-29 = junior metalhead
30-99 = metalhead
100+ = supreme metalhead

how original.... :rolleyes:

[MoonRaven]

i like your thinking freek

[CarnivorousWind]

yes very orginal... :drunk:

[Father Death]

No worries mate, this will be done ;)

I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!

...but i'll wait, keep up the good work. :beer:

[brainsforbreakfast]

aaaah you bastards! who changed my title? :D

[guitar_demon]

haha i just noticed that today too good job whoever did

[Def]

haha i just noticed that today too good job whoever did

hehe, I know nothing about it ;) :rolleyes:

[nomad]

hehe, I know nothing about it ;) :rolleyes:
You sneaky bastard... :p

[brainsforbreakfast]

hehe, I know nothing about it ;) :rolleyes:

Sheesh! you could've at least made the effort to capitalize it :rolleyes:

[Def]

You sneaky bastard... :p

:homer: :beer: :beer:

[guitar_demon]

i somehow knew it was you Def
so nomad whos won this little competition

[nomad]

so nomad whos won this little competition
So far, Father Death is leading
i protest the thread itself.

there has to be something more important to improve upon rather than your useless title under your name.

:p

[Nihilist]

Hahaha =)

[Agent-Orange]

I want sellout under my name, you can put it there anytime this week :beer:

[Def]

no, you have to be a mod for that man ;)

or a serious cunt like spikyhairz!

[powersofterror]

or a serious cunt like spikyhairz!
THAT can be arranged!;)

[Fallenshadow]

How about, (this is HopeandChaos)

0-30 junior metalhead
31-60 metalhead
61-120 senior metalhead
121-??? supreme metalhead

[Def]

thats not really original, and you forgot newbie cunt, ya newbie cunt! :)

[deathbox]

yeah true

[powersofterror]

shut up, cunt.

j/k, hahaha.

[HopeINChaos]

THIS IS HOPEANDCHAOS, lol Im a Metalhead, no newbie

[powersofterror]

What the fuck? Do you have three accounts?!?!!

[CarnivorousWind]

Yea HopeandChaos you suck ass for making 3 accounts. Please Insert your head under my hammer. Example:You--> :D:smash: <--Me

[Def]

hey, lets get Nomad to ban him, 3 times :D

I SMELL MY AVATAR BEEING STOLEN!!!

[powersofterror]

Haha, yeah. I bet the only reason he has that many accounts is so when he's says something he thinks is cool, but really isn't, he's got two "people" to back him up.

[MoonRaven]

Haha, yeah. I bet the only reason he has that many accounts is so when he's says something he thinks is cool, but really isn't, he's got two "people" to back him up.

funny, harsh, but funny, and probably true

[nomad]

I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!

...but i'll wait, keep up the good work. :beer:
By the way, the system is already in place ;)

[Darkenelf]

0 to 50 - Junior Metalhead
50 to 100 - Metalhead
100 to 250 - Supreme Metalhead
250 to 500 - Forum Demon
500 to 1000 - Forum Devil
1000 to 1500 - Ultimate Metalhead
1500 to 2500 - Forum Master Darklord
2500 and over - Metal God or Goddes (depends the sex)

[Def]

0 to 50 - Newbie Cunt
50 to 100 - Junior Metalhead
100 to 250 - Metalhead
250 to 500 - Supreme Metalhead
1000 to 1500 - Violent Headbanger
1500 to 2500 - Forum Darklord
2500 to 5000 - Metal God (Goddess)
5000+ Crypt Keeper


Yeah, I combined some list in to my ultimate list, darkenelfs's was pretty good to start out with! what do you think?

[DELETE79]

Since the board version has changed i can't find where i can change my title under my name.....
I know i could do it whenever i wanted before.

if a mod can tell me where i can do it i promise i'll write "stupid Fuckin Cunt"
for at least 1 month

[nomad]

Since the board version has changed i can't find where i can change my title under my name.....
I know i could do it whenever i wanted before.

if a mod can tell me where i can do it i promise i'll write "stupid Fuckin Cunt"
for at least 1 month
User CP -> Edit Profile -> Custom User Title.... Stupid Fucking Cunt! :p

[Def]

hahah, eat that capslockdude :D your month of stupid cuntlyness start tomorrow! :beer:

[DELETE79]

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!.... I LOOKED AT LEAST 3 TIMES SINCE THE BOARD CHANGED AND I COULDN'T FIND IT.

WELL I'M A MAN AND I ASSUME WHAT I WROTE. THERE IT IS FOR YOUR OWN PLEASURE (ESPECIALLY DEF).

ENJOY IT WILL ONLY LAST 1 MONTH, MAYBE MORE. WHO KNOWS MAYBE I'LL GET USED TO IT.

[Def]

hahahaha, all point and laugh at the stupid fucking cunt!!!! :D

:beer: a man of his words! :beer:

[BeastOfCarrion]

*takes a moment out of respect that he was true to his word*

ha ha ha ha

[Disincarnate]

so now that you have so many title options .... i think you should select the one that you like and add them :beer:

[Disincarnate]

nomad dude plz add more titles :beer:

[Severed_Head_Stoner]

Yuh, that would be cool. Like, you should have "Post-Whore" for people who have more than 100 posts gotten in 1 day

PS: im going for 200, and i started on 92

[Dimejandro]

0-50 : Cocksmoker
100 : Jizzmopper
200 : Hetero
500 : Male Tyranosaurus
1000 : Full Fledged Man Machine

[BeastOfCarrion]

This brings up a good point, many of the users now have a shit load of posts (i have about 1500) concequently the maimum title being at about 100 is a joke, if you look at def's number of posts (sure he can change it to whatever he pleases) 100 posts is 1/50th of what he has, so it might be an idea to introduce a longer range of titles, even if you keep the ones that are there at the moment
so, you might stay a Jnr. Metalhead untill 100 posts, then become a Metalhead till 500, or something like that

[Rapture]

if he makes more titles it will encourange post-whorage

[Deimos]

Well you could get rid of the post counts to stop postwhores and make the avatar titles custom.

[Transient]

and then "king of all metal" when you get to 1500 \m/

[nomad]

OK, here's the final list of titles:

0-49: New Blood
50-99: Metalhead
100-499: Senior Metalhead
500-999: Supreme Metalhead
1000+: Post-whore

Custom title goes to Pubic Hairz for his "Post Whore" idea(but he already got one :p), to guitar_demon for the "New Blood" title, and to johnmansley for the rest.

[BeastOfCarrion]

ha ha ha, look at all the post whores

[Def]

hah, bunch of stupid cunts :)

[Agent-Orange]

I want "Grimbecile The Crocmaster" under my name. Dammit I want a custom title.

[Transient]

me too

edit: holy shit! my rank is postwhore! thanks whoever did that...beats nothing

[Nihilist]

Once again, this proves you don't read threads too carefully, do you Transient? Take a look on the previous page, and you'll see WHY the title is 'post-whore'.

[Transient]

sorry nihil wont happen again



yes it will

[johnmansley]

Excellent! :beer:

How do I change my title?

[guitar_demon]

i think we tell him what we want....now to think of a good one....

i want my title to be

"cat-avatar-guy"

[johnmansley]

Hahahaha!

Now to think of a good one myself. Anybody got any suggestions? Keep it civil and respectable, hehe!

[Rapture]

make it "Guy Who Says hehe"

[guitar_demon]

or something to the fact that your made of metal hall maybe just "made of metal"

[Transient]

id like mine to be Hvis Lyset Tar Oss

[guitar_demon]

once again not going to happen
and we all know if they change ur name it will be to "fishhead"

[BLS]

ahen... its Phishhead

YAY IM A POST-WHORE WHATS NEXT?!!?!?

[guitar_demon]

didnt i already tell you over in the rtt, nothing comes after post-whore???

OK, here's the final list of titles:

0-49: New Blood
50-99: Metalhead
100-499: Senior Metalhead
500-999: Supreme Metalhead
1000+: Post-whore

[BeastOfCarrion]

Hahahaha!

Now to think of a good one myself. Anybody got any suggestions? Keep it civil and respectable, hehe!
thats simple

British!

[BLS]

didnt i already tell you over in the rtt, nothing comes after post-whore???

oh... something will come

[ShredIsNotDead]

I am on a quest to post-whoredom

[johnmansley]

Hmmm, "Made Of Metal" would be very topical... but I like the simplicity of "British" - it has a proud stupidity feel going on. Oh, the dilemma!

[nomad]

How about (European)Football post-whore :)

[Def]

yeah, John deserves a custom title, lets make an exception for him ;)

[nomad]

He already has one for the title suggestions...

[Def]

awww, and if he promises to suck you off? :)

[nomad]

How do I change my title?
User CP -> Edit Profile -> Custom User Title

[johnmansley]

How about (European)Football post-whore :)

Haha, Def and I (ably assissted by others) are going to keep that thread going forever!

User CP -> Edit Profile -> Custom User Title

Excellent! Thanks! :beer:

EDIT: I don't see the 'custom user title' option in my User CP.

[Agent-Orange]

Post Whore sucks as the last one.

[nomad]

I don't see the 'custom user title' option in my User CP.
And now?...

[BLS]

Johhny, your user title MUST be "Made of Metal"

...man Nomad you really need a guitar smiley :(

[brainsforbreakfast]

thanks nomad! :beer:

[Dissection]

I am on a quest to post-whoredom

Seven more posts until Post whore. Wow, this journey is gonna be Lord Of the Rings long. :)

[ShredIsNotDead]

errr and im going to taber tomorrow, which will be computerless for a couple days.

I must make it to the big thousand tonight.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to reply to one more post, making my journey less

[johnmansley]

And now?...

Yeah, it's there. Cheers, Nomad! :beer:

[Transient]

i dont think anyone has posted in appreciation of the title of this thread

"little title bullshitters"


its pretty funny

[BLS]

Yeah, it's there. Cheers, Nomad! :beer:

EXCELLENT!!

:beer:

[johnmansley]

Hahaha!

:beer:

[brainsforbreakfast]

Hehe, look at all those people being called "post-whore" in their title because I made that "suggestion" :p

[BLS]

Im almost 4,000 post...

how dare you compare me to those little 1000 post kids...

i deserve a title that better suites my post whoring skills.

thanks

[guitar_demon]

how about "diseased-post-hooker"

[BLS]

sounds good! :beer:

[Disincarnate]

how about "diseased-post-hooker"
kisck ass....wonder wat i hav...havent come here for sometime now

[Disincarnate]

hey afetr how many posts can u get a coustom title

[RUSSIANROULETTE]

I think you have to be a mod...or a REAL cool guy...or a complete douche (Weija)

[Disincarnate]

hahaha

[Transient]

disincarnate shut the fuck up you are so useless

seriously, dont post any more

[xdislexicx]

i wish i had a cool custom title.... post whore is so... generic ;)
maybe like
"the deathiest of death!"
or.
"the corey-ist of core!"
or.
"punkest of punk!"
or.
"fucking grindcore!"
or.
"techno-ist of techno!"
or.
"grand masta XDX"
or.
"DJ dizzy XDX"
or.
"X to tha D XDISLEXICX!"
or.
"my rack is bigger than yours!"
or.
well... i gots no more.

[Severed_Head_Stoner]

OK, here's the final list of titles:

0-49: New Blood
50-99: Metalhead
100-499: Senior Metalhead
500-999: Supreme Metalhead
1000+: Post-whore

Custom title goes to Pubic Hairz for his "Post Whore" idea(but he already got one :p), to guitar_demon for the "New Blood" title, and to johnmansley for the rest.

Yuh, that would be cool. Like, you should have "Post-Whore" for people who have more than 100 posts gotten in 1 day

:bawling: :( :uzi: :flame: :kaioken: :mad: :angry: :behead:

EDIT: Ok, i know it's not the same, but i threw out the Post-Whore idea :(

[Chokehold]

I want a little title bullshitter!!

[BLS]

disincarnate shut the fuck up you are so useless

seriously, dont post any more

Take your own advice.

His "Haha" is a better contribution to this forum than anything you have ever said.

Thanks for taking a minute of your precious time and reading this tidbit of advice.

[Severed_Head_Stoner]

BLS - Even Transient's contributions are better than Disincarnate, i seriously doubt he has ever posted something as long as this.