RTT #35 The end of the begining of the end?

[Dissection]

This year blew. I just hope it gets better when the new year rolls in. Maddox hasnt put anything new on his site. :bawling:

That funny bastard....

[CannibalXampire]

Yeah, I know. But that phrases piece he did was really sweet. And it made a lot of sense. That guy has talent!

[Agent-Orange]

Yeh he is good, alot of good albums come out this year you must admit.

[Dissection]

New:

Vital Remains
Sodom
Destruction
Dream Theater

The new maiden is meh. BNW kicks the shit out of it.

yeah, some good music has come out of this year.

[metal=life]

Don't forget Morbid Angel's Heretic or Dimmu's Death Cult Armageddon.

And this year kinda sucked for metal. Immortal broke up, Barlow left Iced Earth and Alex left Bodom.

[guitar_demon]

anybody have any new years plans besides getting wasted?

[metal=life]

be sober

[Dissection]

yeah, THATS likely :rolleyes:

I havent heard heretic and Dimmu sucks. yes, barlow left... damn... i forgot about that.... and immortal broke up... Faust and Dissection wont play after all, too...

this year really did fucking suck, in some respect...

[BeastOfCarrion]

but we also had some rejoining such as halford back in Judas Priest and Lord Worm back in cryptopsy

[The Doctor]

:birthday: to atif!

and yeah, this year was pretty good, the first year i really got to go to concerts en festivals, and the year were i made my first contact with pot:stoned:

[Dissection]

Yes, yes... worm and halford. Ok.... So in music, its been an up and down year.

Some good albums (Sodom, Vital Remains), Some disappointing albums (iron maiden) and some Hanson caliber albums (CoF).

Some reforming; Halford, Lord Worm; Some breaking up; Barlow with IE; and some GOOD breaking up; Alex and bodom. Bodom = Flower metal.


Any additions/retractions from this list?

[CannibalXampire]

I got to see some boobies at a Disturbed concert. And no they werent 10 year old goth boobies. They were 20 year old sororiety boobies. :p

Too bad it was at Disturbed and I had a girlfriend at that point, or I woulda got me a handful.

Gah I hate Disturbed now. Fuckin "new age of heavy metal". Fucking lead singer guy really did say that.

[atifman]

those guys need a new singer, guitarist, drummer, and bassist (probably)

i really hate the sound effects he makes with his voice, he should sing clean most of the time ( and he can do that somewhat decently)

i think i only like 1 song, out of like 7 i've heard from them on the radio

and their song "Down with the sickness" has a very similar intro to the song "straight out of line" by Godsmack

speaking of which, they suck assyriche too 'cause they had the nerve to badmouth dream theater. bastards, they suck total assyriche compared to DT

[Gigantic Penis]

Originally posted by atifman

speaking of which, they suck assyriche too 'cause they had the nerve to badmouth dream theater. bastards, they suck total assyriche compared to DT

What did they say?

I've seen the lead singer of Disturbed on an interview. He does seem very proud of his band, and he really seems to think they are something amazing and original.

[HELLBLASTER-666]

Originally posted by Dissection
Yes, yes... worm and halford. Ok.... So in music, its been an up and down year.

Some good albums (Sodom, Vital Remains), Some disappointing albums (iron maiden) and some Hanson caliber albums (CoF).

Some reforming; Halford, Lord Worm; Some breaking up; Barlow with IE; and some GOOD breaking up; Alex and bodom. Bodom = Flower metal.


Any additions/retractions from this list?

Dying Fetus-Stop At Nothing,Morbid Angel-Heretic
and Nevermore-Enemies Of Reality for good albums.

Also the fact that Limbonic Art and Immortal broke up.

[Dissection]

You missed the point. I wasnt listing. Just giving examples.

[atifman]

Originally posted by Gigantic Penis
What did they say?

http://www.petrucciforum.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=148713&highlight=#148713

[deMANUfacture]

this thread sucks gyna...........the best cd from this year would have to either be elephunk by black eyed peas or Jay z the blue print

[Dyldo]

The sad thing is...he isn't kidding.

[BeastOfCarrion]

Last night i was listening to the to 10 albums of 2003 (dont worry its metalish) the way its conducted is that people send in their top 10's and its collated and then the one with the most votes gets to the top album, the presenter also does his own top 10 simultaneously to the other top 10 (i.e. they play one of the #5 and then the other #5) as well as the top 5 Australian releases (we have to be patriotic sometimes)

Top 10 LIST - JJJ = FMR Listeners List.
Top 10 LIST - AH = Andrew Haug List

No.10 - JJJ - Nevermore
No.10 - AH - Systematic

3-WAY TIE - JJJ
No.9 - JJJ - The Devin Townsend Band
- JJJ - Anthrax
- JJJ - Cradle Of Filth
No.9 - AH - Black Label Society

No.8 - JJJ - Hatebreed
No.8 - AH - Haste

No.7 - JJJ - Iron Maiden
No.7 - AH - Hatebreed

2-WAY TIE - JJJ
No.6 - JJJ - Children Of Bodom
No.6 - JJJ - Sepultura
No.6 - AH - Anthrax

No.5 - JJJ - Strapping Young Lad
No.5 - AH - Strapping Young Lad

2-WAY TIE - JJJ
No.4 - JJJ - The Haunted
- JJJ - Machine Head
No.4 - AH - Sepultura

No.3 - JJJ - Arch Enemy
No.3 - AH - Soilwork

No.2 - JJJ - Soilwork
- JJJ - Opeth
No.2 - AH - Dimmu Borgir

No.1 - JJJ - DIMMU BORGIR
No.1 - AH - OPETH

TOP 5 AUSTRALIAN RELEASES FOR 2003.

No.5 - JJJ - Alchemist
No.5 - AH - Hobbs Angel Of Death

No.4 - JJJ - Frankenbok
No.4 - AH - Embodiement 12:14

No.3 - JJJ - Psycroptic
No.3 - AH - Psycroptic

No.2 - JJJ - Bloodduster
No.2 - AH - Daysend

2 WAY TIE - JJJ
No.1 - JJJ - Astriaal
No.1 - JJJ - Daysend
No.1 - AH - Alchemist

dont go argueing with me, as this is NOT my opinion

[deMANUfacture]

yeh that list sucks dick...................but ifg u want my opinon on best metal cd of the year, it is anthrax new album

[Def]

well anthrax's new album is good, no doubt, but best? I dunno

BB KING owns you all :)

[metal=life]

I saw him with Jeff Beck. I liked Jeff better than King though.

[Gigantic Penis]

Atif, do you know what Blind Melon said about DT?

[metal=life]

PRINCE OF PERSIA FUCKING OWNS!!!

[guitar_demon]

that is an awsome game. have you played secret weapons over normandy thats a sweet game

[CannibalXampire]

I'm finally starting to have practice with my band again. We taped us playing a rough version of one our songs and it was on my digital camcorder and I'd put it up for all to see but unfortunatly we placed it right behind the drums without thinking, so it sounds like crap. Fun stuff though, our drummer stood up then decided to add a quick little solo thing at the end so he quickly sat down and nearly took out half his set in the process.:stoned:

[atifman]

guys......i got something to confess.........





i think i'm starting to like .....Manowar!
:bawling:

i can't get the song "The Power" out of my head, and that song is so cheesy!

the guitarist isn't that bad though.

[CannibalXampire]

I dig Manowar's stuff. I just try to ignore how retarded they themselves are. Good music.

[metal=life]

Originally posted by atifman
guys......i got something to confess.........





i think i'm starting to like .....Manowar!
:bawling:

i can't get the song "The Power" out of my head, and that song is so cheesy!

the guitarist isn't that bad though.


HAHA!!!!! YOU CHEESEY POSER FUCK!!!! HAHA!!!!! YOU SLAY DRAGONS! HAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!



and stuff

5 hours....hardcore beer drinking time.

[metal=life]

i'm goin surfing drunk. this should be fun.....never surfed before.

[Dyldo]

Who gave you that horrible idea?

[atifman]

who ever gives him the other horrible ideas that he's executed before

gotta admit though, that's gotta be funny to see

and his post was at 7:00 pm, so that should be even better.

[Nihilist]

Goddamn, this is one savage fucking hangover.

[BLS]

Originally posted by atifman
guys......i got something to confess.........





i think i'm starting to like .....Manowar!
:bawling:

i can't get the song "The Power" out of my head, and that song is so cheesy!

the guitarist isn't that bad though.

Did you play D&D while waiting in line four days to see Lord of The Rings??? :D

[metal=life]

I am bruised and battered.



first time surfing + DRUNK = puking on self, smelling like salt watery puke, getting bumps on head, scratches on face, and a slice on my shin.



happy new year




...I need a joint

[atifman]

Originally posted by BLS
Did you play D&D while waiting in line four days to see Lord of The Rings??? :D

why no.... :idea:

how relieved am i!

'cause then i'd have to figure out a way to somehow kick my own ass (not with the heel-side of my foot, but with my toe-side)


i haven't seen 1, 2, or 3.

[Agent-Orange]

I got a fucking fine for drinking on new years.

[BLS]

Originally posted by atifman
why no.... :idea:

how relieved am i!

'cause then i'd have to figure out a way to somehow kick my own ass (not with the heel-side of my foot, but with my toe-side)


i haven't seen 1, 2, or 3.

Good, anyone else here think Lord of The Rings is the lamest fuckin movie ever? (Not that ive seen it but talking and walkin trees is kidna where i draw the line)

[Agent-Orange]

The best album was Einherjer - Blot by the way;)

[Def]

goddamn new year

got pulled over by the cops which took 15 minutes, fuckers only checked my papers and told me I was speeding, no tickets or anything just a warning...

after that I returned my car back home, got picked up, drank from 11.00 (2003) till 5:30 (2004) and then I went back home for bed. all was fine untill I crashed into my speaker at home and fell face forward into my bedroom's floor... autsj. but I'm ok now, only thirsty as hell, I drank a bottle of fanta and a bunch of water and I'm still thirsty

[The Doctor]

hehe, this was my first non-parental booze watching new year. Got pretty drunk:beer:
:drunk:

[deMANUfacture]

new years sucked.........if it wasnt for the fact i trashed some things and watched a lad get his head stomped into the ground it would have been the worse new years eva

[memnoch]

Originally posted by BLS
Good, anyone else here think Lord of The Rings is the lamest fuckin movie ever? (Not that ive seen it but talking and walkin trees is kidna where i draw the line)

You're an idiot. It's a fantasy story, of course strange things are going to happen.

I suppose futuristic robots coming back to the past to kill off a 14 year old boy is much more realistic.:rolleyes:



Anyways, i just finished Legacy of Kain: Defiance, and holy christ it's an incredible story line. For those who appreciate genius and read the Lord of the Rings trilogy (note: i said READ, not SAW), i suggest playing through this series of games. In my opinion it rivals LOTR storywise, because it is much darker, and the whole plot (more revealed in Defiance) revolves around Fate and lack of free-will. It's incredible....fucks my brain good.

[metal=life]

I need a good brain fucking. I'll check it out.

[BLS]

Originally posted by memnoch
You're an idiot. It's a fantasy story, of course strange things are going to happen.

I suppose futuristic robots coming back to the past to kill off a 14 year old boy is much more realistic.:rolleyes:



Anyways, i just finished Legacy of Kain: Defiance, and holy christ it's an incredible story line. For those who appreciate genius and read the Lord of the Rings trilogy (note: i said READ, not SAW), i suggest playing through this series of games. In my opinion it rivals LOTR storywise, because it is much darker, and the whole plot (more revealed in Defiance) revolves around Fate and lack of free-will. It's incredible....fucks my brain good.

Where can i see this movie about robots coming to kill a 14 year old boy?? DO THE ROBOTS GIVE THEM PIGGY BACK RIDES?

[powersofterror]

I like the way my new year went.....I got drunk at a friend's house, and my mom picked me up at around 4am. I threw up out her car window while she was driving, and she laughed at me. I slept on the bathroom floor.

[brainsforbreakfast]

hmmm... i was just thinking...
wouldn't "brains for breakfast" be a cool name for a band?

does it contain enough cheese?

figures its probably already taken...

ohwell.... \w/ \w/

[metal=life]

Originally posted by powersofterror
I like the way my new year went.....I got drunk at a friend's house, and my mom picked me up at around 4am. I threw up out her car window while she was driving, and she laughed at me. I slept on the bathroom floor.

Wow when I lived with my mom, I did that twice and got kicked out of the house each time. My moms a bitch.

[Def]

Originally posted by Spikyhairz
hmmm... i was just thinking...
wouldn't "brains for breakfast" be a cool name for a band?

does it contain enough cheese?

figures its probably already taken...

ohwell.... \w/ \w/

no. it sucks.

man, you're starting to be a lot like weija.

powersofterror's mum is cool, sounds like something I would do to friends, point and laugh haha

[guitar_demon]

isnt brains for breakfast a misfits song?

"brains for dinner
brains for lunch
brains for breakfast
brains for brunch
brains at every single meal
why cant we have some guts?!"

[brainsforbreakfast]

Originally posted by guitar_demon
isnt brains for breakfast a misfits song?

"brains for dinner
brains for lunch
brains for breakfast
brains for brunch
brains at every single meal
why cant we have some guts?!"

lol...too bad... names like that are always taken :p

[Dissection]

Im learning the harmony to Master of Puppets (oh god, my guitar teacher made a copy of the tab; WE ARE GOING TO JAIL!!!! :p). my fingers hurt like hell.

[metal=life]

That whole song is easy as hell.

[PantericA]

i know someone will be interested in this:rolleyes:
i can now get pure powder DXM. i haven't yet tried it but ppl are doing it and they say it is good shit.

[metal=life]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................



I'd say.....buy it:D


dont pay more than $5 for 500mg though or you'd be getting ripped.

[Dissection]

My only problem with puppets is getting it up to speed. I dont have it 100% up to speed, but im pretty much there.

Most of their stuff is easy... just not the solos. Call of Ktulu sounds hard but its pretty easy.

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by Def
powersofterror's mum is cool, sounds like something I would do to friends, point and laugh haha
aaahahahaha. Funny...
Yep, right now she's driving all the way from work just to buy a dijorno pizza for me. When I'm 21, I want to play drunken pool with her at a bar.

[metal=life]

Originally posted by Dissection
My only problem with puppets is getting it up to speed. I dont have it 100% up to speed, but im pretty much there.

Most of their stuff is easy... just not the solos. Call of Ktulu sounds hard but its pretty easy.

Wait til when you start playing metal. Thats gonna be REALLY hard.

[deMANUfacture]

master of puppets is very easy, the solo was my first i eva learnt

[Nihilist]

No, it's not incredibly hard. The speed is quite hard to get used to, 220 BPM or something isn't it? I learnt it about 6-7 years ago.

[Def]

no, its not that hard at all, I think it was one of the first songs I learned too, back in the day.

uh, has anyone of you heard of Rasmus with that song 'in the shadows'?

my band is going to cover the start of it with the gay vocals, and we're going to put an own song right after it, I wonder how crowds will respond on that :D

[Dissection]

Originally posted by metal=life
Wait til when you start playing metal. Thats gonna be REALLY hard.

You are fucking stupid. Old 'tallica is metal. Then again, i forgot that you have absolutely no music sense at all. Why is it that everything i say you feel you must comment on it?

bah. this is what happens when i get 2 hours of sleep....:sleeping:

Ive learned alot of songs. Songs take me a little longer than just writing something myself. They are also usually a little harder to learn for me. Solos usually arent my thing.

[Def]

solo's can be cool

but with saying 'solo's aren't my thing'

its also way of saying 'I can't play solos'


for a lot of guitarist.

however, some are born to do leads and boring intro's ;)

[Dissection]

oh fuck off, def! :p

I can, but i dont like learning some other dipshit's solo. I like playing my own.

[Def]

but since they're not your thing, you probably don't bother? ;)

[deMANUfacture]

yeh solos aint his thing babe.......this improved metaltabs looks cool but it reminds me of that mxtabs forums :smash:

[brainsforbreakfast]

oh i fucking hate the rasmus....
and their getting way too much airtime...
if i'm gonna hear that song one more time..........

[Dissection]

but since they're not your thing, you probably don't bother? ;)

I just learned the intro to "Scavenger of human Sorrow" from death. And i cant play metal, M=L. Lick balls, fiend. :p

Its also a little different playing a harmonic solo WITHOUT the other person playing the harmony.

[Dyldo]

I just learned the intro to "Scavenger of human Sorrow" from death. And i cant play metal, M=L. Lick balls, fiend. :p

Its also a little different playing a harmonic solo WITHOUT the other person playing the harmony.

It's just a 3 note chord and then the last 3 strings in Iolian. There's no way to "play metal". Everyone can play it, theres just certain plateaus that are mroe difficult to reach.

I loathe Jason Becker! I'm attempting Seranna...but I doubt I can get close. Jason Becker was only 16 when he recorded Speed Metal Sympony (Cacophony) with Marty Friedman. I've got a video of him shredding at a show with one hand, and hes playing with a yo-yo in the other. When he was in gradeschool, he actually started to teach the music teacher new things. If you didn't know, he now has a muscle eating disease which prevents him from being able to play. He could hardly finish his last record.

[Snyper]

i saw that video with the yo-yo, crazy bastard, shame about his disease
:beer:

[BLS]

Yeh that sucks about jason becker. It seems anyone with talent soon falls to some sort of disease :mad:

[Def]

somebody fucked up the forum :rolleyes:

[sanderinos]

Well, I´m kinda back, I go for a ´lil while and the whole forum is fucked up!

[powersofterror]

Whooooaaaa....haha fucking craaaazyy. This'll take some getting used to...

[brainsforbreakfast]

man...i don't like this new design...its way too cluttered....ohwell...it's not like its gonna change back methinks... so i might as well get used to it :(

I finaly got inspiration again!

[The Doctor]

man, i could use a cup of coffee :sleeping:

[Dissection]

Im happy that i learned that intro. :D Although, my fingers are ate to shit from playing it over and over again.

[Dyldo]

Theres a cool little feature called "reputation" and you can make a negative or positive comment about a post and you get points. But im sure the negative button will get abused by cock gobbeling teenage cunts.

[Corpsevomit98]

Theres a cool little feature called "reputation" and you can make a negative or positive comment about a post and you get points. But im sure the negative button will get abused by cock gobbeling teenage cunts.
Yeah I dont think it will matter much, but as for those cock gobbeling teenage cunts, they sound kinda dangerous.

[Dyldo]

but as for those cock gobbeling teenage cunts, they sound kinda dangerous.


Bahahahaha.

[brainsforbreakfast]

does having a bad reputation make you look "evil" and therefore metal?

















i guess not... but i'll probably bathe in negative points anyway :D

[Dissection]

The word "cock gobbler" offends me. :bawling:













:D God i can be a cunt some times :D

[brainsforbreakfast]

a lot of people seem to be into "cock gobbling" these days

[metal=life]

old forum! old forum! old forum!

I hope this isn't the official new forum. Everyones names are all big and bold. I'm not complaining or anything but this sucks major scrotum sweat.

[Dissection]

That offends me too... :p



Duh, its the new forum. What did you think? he'll change it again in a few days?

[Nihilist]

I'm going to rep each and every one of you, because I'm in a *GREAT* mood!

[powersofterror]

Well then, mother fucking asshole, I hope you wretch green phegm and choke to death. You fucking swine eater. God, I hate things right now. Fuck everyone of you. Jesus Chirst, I just got another ticket....speeding. The cop was an asshole. He said he was going to get me for just an expirated sticker, but he also put in that I was speeding 19 miles over....BECAUSE I WAS SARCASTIC TOWARDS HIM!!!! Fuck! Me and My Smart Mouth. Fuck you and go to hell. I told him I passed defensive driving course LAST WEEK, and he took that as sarcasm?!?!?! IT'S FUCKING TRUE GOD DAMNIT!!!!

[Def]

man, that sucks! I hate you too man, don't worry!

[Def]

holy shit, I have fucking reputation points, badass!

uh, hey, did you guys notice our postcounts went down with like a 1000 posts? a well it doesn't really matter anyways

[Nihilist]

It's the moderators lounge thingy. That's gone, so whatever posts you made in there = gone.

[Def]

well that weren't 1000 posts... but anyways, I want the lounge back, gonna bitch about that in the other thread!

edit: I found that again, maybe its just invisible for you guys or it was just added...

[Agent-Orange]

old forum! old forum! old forum!

I hope this isn't the official new forum. Everyones names are all big and bold. I'm not complaining or anything but this sucks major scrotum sweat.

The new forums blow.

[Dissection]

I have to stop staying up late. these 12am nights just doesnt cut it. I have to stop staying up :sleeping:

Fuck i dont feel like going to school...

[Def]

12 am is late for you??? meh, I have no trouble with going to bed late... but I guess you get used to it!

the new forum is getting there, patience... its a lot better then yesterday allready

[Nihilist]

It "blows" because the majority of you have been looking at the same damn thing for 2 or so years. A change (for the best) won't hurt.

[BeastOfCarrion]

i dont mind it after a bit of use, the only issue i have is the names above the post, but im hoping that can be fixed

and 12 am isnt that late, i haven been to bed before midnight in the past 3 years, maybe you just get up too early

[deMANUfacture]

this forum is still crap looking........what is a reputation point? who is moofussa? why does powderfinger blow?

[Nihilist]

Powderfinger? The singer has a funny eye. And his last name is Fanning. Heee heeeee.

[Def]

i dont mind it after a bit of use, the only issue i have is the names above the post, but im hoping that can be fixed




yeah, for me too, but Nomad will let us decide how that's gonna end out looking...

anyhows, yeah, I'm getting used to it, I wonder if we're gonna get working [img] tags too! that would be cool, I guess? (we never had them though)

[Nihilist]

Quotes looks weird.

[metal=life]

how do you use the quick reply thing?

[metal=life]

nevermid found it

[Def]

heh, cunt!

:D

hey, we get to see the number of your post too this is gonna be #104 ?

[metal=life]

yeah but we can't see people's locations on the posts. No big deal though...

[Def]

yeah, thats fucked, I think we should get that back. I mean, I want to talk trash to other dutchies whenever possible.

[metal=life]

Yeah and I can't call people illiterate because they might just be from some fucked up country. Like Holland or something.

[Def]

yeah, my point exactly.

this thread title kinda fits the new forum, the end of the beginning of the end?

or maybe not. I guess its just random gibberish like all previous RTT titles, except cuntism is imminent or something, but that was ages ago.

[Dyldo]

Anyone know what Hot Topic is? If you don't, it's a mall dominate store that is the hotspot for gothic/numetal/punk appeal. Anywho... One of my friends had a gift certificate to the store and went wondering around. He found a "Hot Topic Compilation CD"...Guess who's on it?

Skinless
Dying Fetus
Cephalic Carnage
Pig Destroyer
Mastodon
Today is the Day
Nile
And various others.

This might not seem so bad..but the store is the main vein for fucking idiots. It's literally a shrine to Slipknot. But then I got a-wonderin. These are all Relapse artists and it said at the bottom "6.0". My conclusion was that they took the Contamination Tour CD (Relapse tour) and slapped their name on it.

I'm trying not to let it bother me too much though...as long as the music dosen't change just for appeal.



Def, I'll give you points because your hot ;)

[Dyldo]

Cool new feature found. If you put your cursor over the thread tile, it shows the first post in a small text box.

[Dissection]

and 12 am isnt that late, i haven been to bed before midnight in the past 3 years, maybe you just get up too early

yeah i get up at 5:45. it isnt that late but i cant function right in the morning.

[societys finest]

Anyone know what Hot Topic is? If you don't, it's a mall dominate store that is the hotspot for gothic/numetal/punk appeal. Anywho... One of my friends had a gift certificate to the store and went wondering around. He found a "Hot Topic Compilation CD"...Guess who's on it?

Skinless
Dying Fetus
Cephalic Carnage
Pig Destroyer
Mastodon
Today is the Day
Nile
And various others.

This might not seem so bad..but the store is the main vein for fucking idiots. It's literally a shrine to Slipknot. But then I got a-wonderin. These are all Relapse artists and it said at the bottom "6.0". My conclusion was that they took the Contamination Tour CD (Relapse tour) and slapped their name on it.

I'm trying not to let it bother me too much though...as long as the music dosen't change just for appeal.



Def, I'll give you points because your hot ;)

im shocked :eek: i cant believe hottopic had something good

[brainsforbreakfast]

hmm...i just see that we now have google banners on top of the page.....

but why the fuck must it be good causes? do they think there are lots of god samaritans on a metal forum? lol :angel:

[Dissection]

so god damn tired... :sleeping:

Np: Blind Guardian - Precious Jerusulem

[powersofterror]

The quick reply is awesome though.:)
And hey, how do you do the reputation thing....I clicked on #%^^#$$ and all it did was take me to the top of the page...

[metal=life]

Anyone know what Hot Topic is? If you don't, it's a mall dominate store that is the hotspot for gothic/numetal/punk appeal. Anywho... One of my friends had a gift certificate to the store and went wondering around. He found a "Hot Topic Compilation CD"...Guess who's on it?

Skinless
Dying Fetus
Cephalic Carnage
Pig Destroyer
Mastodon
Today is the Day
Nile
And various others.

This might not seem so bad..but the store is the main vein for fucking idiots. It's literally a shrine to Slipknot. But then I got a-wonderin. These are all Relapse artists and it said at the bottom "6.0". My conclusion was that they took the Contamination Tour CD (Relapse tour) and slapped their name on it.

I'm trying not to let it bother me too much though...as long as the music dosen't change just for appeal.


Def, I'll give you points because your hot ;)


Yeah,I just bought an Obituary and Iced Earth shirt there. Then my sister got an Iron Maiden one. There was a Carcass shirt too but I didn't have enough money for it.

[powersofterror]

I once was about to buy a IronMaiden shirt there.....it said, "Maiden Texas." Heh, but I didn't have any money either. I never saw that shirt again...

[BeastOfCarrion]

i hate it most of all when you have too much sleep, i had 14 hours last night and now i have some kind of withdrawl shakes

[Def]

drink dude, that'll help, staying up 14 hours is not a big problem as long as you drink and eat enough... don't watch boring tv shows either, lol that breaks you down.

for example, watching 14 hours of dr Phil would seriously hurt your brains, I reckon

[metal=life]

Watching a half hour of Dr. Phil will give you brain damage. And he was saying he was asleep for 14 hours not awake. I hate that too because I feel tired all day..weird.

[Def]

oh, yeah, thats a completely different world, staying up 14 hours works, but sleeping 14 hours is too much.

it kinda works the same with sundays, you know, you go drinking from 10 to 3 or something and you wake up at 2/3 in the afternoon, but you're still tired. that sucks.

but I also hate getting up early, thats even worse, I feel and look like a zombie when I have to get my ass outta bed at 5 to go to work in the weekends

[metal=life]

I made a friend today :) We're gonna get smashed and have a jam session in a little while. Theres a lot of cool metal people here in FLorida.

[guitar_demon]

does anyone remember the link to the commercial that FBS posted(might have been darko dont know) it had these black metal guys jamming out then, all leave but the guy who house it is and he changis into this pink outfit and dances around to some shitty pop crap and his freinds come back and catch him? i told my freind about it and he wants to see it

[Dyldo]

Bahahaha I remeber that. I didn't post it though...and im not sure if FBS did either. It was probably FBS, Atifman, slayme, or PST. Try searching the word "Blackmetal" or "Commercial" and see what comes up.

[Dissection]

Yeah, then tell us if it worked, then post the link. I've got to see that one.

[brainsforbreakfast]

http://www.humorweb.no/filmer/black_metal.mpeg

its too fucking funny

[Agent-Orange]

Currently Active Users: 39 (5 members and 34 guests)

Agent-Orange, atifman, Drag the Waters, MetalMilitiant, soulterashaun

hahahahahahaha, fucking guests.

[Agent-Orange]

Currently Active Users: 43 (5 members and 38 guests) :beer:

[soulterashaun]

Currently Active Users: 39 (5 members and 34 guests)

Agent-Orange, atifman, Drag the Waters, MetalMilitiant, soulterashaun

hahahahahahaha, fucking guests.




Damn, for a minute when I saw my name I thought someone was actually going to talk about me. -Ptf- fat chance of that.
Sometimes I wonder if my life is all sarcasm or not.

[brainsforbreakfast]

[QUOTE=Sometimes I wonder if my life is all sarcasm or not.[/QUOTE]

Surely it isnt?

[Nihilist]

Listening to a promo copy of Decapitated's new one as we speak. Mmmm.

[deMANUfacture]

Damn, for a minute when I saw my name I thought someone was actually going to talk about me. -Ptf- fat chance of that.
Sometimes I wonder if my life is all sarcasm or not.

yeh soultershaun you are a fuck

now be happy somebody talked about you :)

[Def]

Currently Active Users: 39 (5 members and 34 guests)

Agent-Orange, atifman, Drag the Waters, MetalMilitiant, soulterashaun

hahahahahahaha, fucking guests.

wow, where the hell are all these guests coming from?? if they register the forum is gonna be a mess :)

[Nihilist]

They are Google Bots.

[brainsforbreakfast]

They are Google Bots.

for the ads right? well...figures their dumb bots...since most of the time the ads have no relevance to this site whatsoever.... i have only seen an ad about metal bands once, and about guitars twice...and in general, it keeps giving ads about "good" causes

[Nihilist]

I think they just search sites for content to put on their search engine. You usually have to pay for the ads on Google.

[Def]

I don't wanna join the US Army :confused:

[brainsforbreakfast]

I don't wanna join the US Army :confused:

me neither...good thing we live in holland, where you can drink at 16 :D

[guitar_demon]

I don't wanna join the US Army :confused:
you would never have to, i think you have to be US citizen to do that
or are you saying that because you saw an ad that said "join the army"?

[FearFrost]

You can join the US army if your not a citizen of the US. Well thats what my uncle said who was in the Canadian army, he said one of his friends was in the US army, and the guy was from BC.

[Def]

you would never have to, i think you have to be US citizen to do that
or are you saying that because you saw an ad that said "join the army"?

yeah, I got the add. its annoying, I get it on other websites too.

I think theres something called the 'stranger legion' like we have here, everyone from outside holland can join up and they're formed into a special unit.

its a bunch of chinese folks and some arab folks.

I think they call them the 'go in first and catch the bullets' squad or something.

I bet America has something like that.

[Dyldo]

Listening to a promo copy of Decapitated's new one as we speak. Mmmm.

Fuck! Put that shit on the FTP. Im dying for new Decapitated.

[Dyldo]

I think they call them the 'go in first and catch the bullets' squad or something.

I bet America has something like that.

Yeah we do. Its called the "Hollanade". We bunch all the people from Holland into a giant ball and through them into the middle of the battle field. Its no ordinary bomb though..the Hollenders have a strange chemical in them.

70% Hollanders
10% Cryptosporidium
10% Gunpowder
5% Nitroglecerin
4% Potassium Nitrate
1% Sugar



The Hollanders absorb the chemicals into their skin and on impact, the friction between them ignites them. Not only does it give off a massive shockwave of intestinal parasites causing diarrhea so severe that the host shits himself to death, but is especially severe in immunocompromised individuals. It also spawns millions of ignited Holland dwelling soilders running around attaching themselves onto the closet thing to them. Now thats lethal.


By the way...what do you call someone of the Holland decent?

[societys finest]

ugh, tengo una prueba española mañana e im no listo tomar la y me realmente necesite pasar esta prueba

[Def]

By the way...what do you call someone of the Holland decent?


Dutch.

haha, I think I heard about that tactic you mentioned, Hitler used it against the Russian army in Poland!

[BeastOfCarrion]

i have the first three songs off the new Decapitated, they are awesome, oh and if you cant wait for the FTP to return, or have a fuckload of bandwith that you cant think of anything better to do with, i think there is a sample on their website
:vampire:

edit: i think this is more appropriate
:behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead:

[Def]

ugh, tengo una prueba española mañana e im no listo tomar la y me realmente necesite pasar esta prueba

Aaaaha conjo di madre!

MARICONE!!!

[societys finest]

Aaaaha conjo di madre!

MARICONE!!!

I gave mother?


¿no sé lo que dio el vete a la mierda dicho pero yo a madre?

[Def]

no, you're mothers pussy (pussy = cono with the nj, stripethingy on the n)

aaaaaaaaah maricone di merda!

[metal=life]

spanisho iso gayo



mi llamo god :stoned:

[societys finest]

no, you're mothers pussy (pussy = cono with the nj, stripethingy on the n)

aaaaaaaaah maricone di merda!


yo comí su gatito de las mamas

[Def]

that didn't make sense, online translator huh :D

I don't know much spanish, only the bad words that I needed when I was in spain for holiday.

[societys finest]

[QUOTE=Def]that didn't make sense, online translator huh :D

QUOTE]

lol,mostly

[Nihilist]

Fuck! Put that shit on the FTP. Im dying for new Decapitated.
Did you check out the song I posted in the FTP thread?

[Dyldo]

Yeah, I finally found it off Soulseek and its kicking my ass in right now. His voice is a bit diffrent in this...more scratchy. The only thing they didn't change that I wish they did was the snare.

Im only on #3 and it fucking rules!
\m/

[Nihilist]

Yeah, it's amazing isn't it. The snare still is a bit clicky, but overall - the production is great.

[powersofterror]

Kickass!:D I'm in my dorm room again....away from family. I feel soo...so....so happy:p. and now school starts on Monday.

[powersofterror]

Hey, my location's back!!:D:D:D:D:D
I just mixed cherry flavor with my Dr.pepper, it tastes good. Where the hell is everyone?!:(

[societys finest]

not here

[The Doctor]

i was out submitting my 8th effort to this site

[Dyldo]

Hey, my location's back!!:D:D:D:D:D
I just mixed cherry flavor with my Dr.pepper, it tastes good. Where the hell is everyone?!:(

Thats why they made Red Fusion (Dr. Pepper + Cherry). I prefer regular DP though. Dr. Pepper is the best fucking drink in the world...

Ever!


:beer:
Dr. Pepper rules!

[atifman]

No way man, Mr. Pibb drags Dr. Pepper at the end of his car.

[Nihilist]

Mr. Pibb? What the crap.

[Dyldo]

Mr. Pibb? What the crap.

Mr. Pibb is a rip off of the Dr. It has alot more sugar in it. Its pretty good, but doesn't have the "maultyness" of Dr. Pepper.

[Nihilist]

Oh, sounds.. disgusting.

[deMANUfacture]

Dr pepper was nearly hated by all aussies barr myself/........

[Dyldo]

was or is?

[Nihilist]

That's true. Most Australians fucking abhor Dr. Pepper.

[BeastOfCarrion]

i dont know how anyone could drink the stuff

[Nihilist]

Prime example ^

I love it.

[BeastOfCarrion]

dr. pepper, or the example of the low reguade that i hold dr. pepper in?

[Nihilist]

That most Australians hate it. =P

[Agent-Orange]

Dr pepper was nearly hated by all aussies barr myself/........

I have never tried it.

[Nihilist]

Dr. Pepper is only for real men, you girl.

[The Doctor]

yeah dr pepper's the shit, just like cherry coke.
but coca cola cherry sucks goatchode

[BeastOfCarrion]

coca cola cherry sucks goatchode
just like DELETE??? :p

[The Doctor]

yep :)

[powersofterror]

yeah dr pepper's the shit, just like cherry coke.
but coca cola cherry sucks goatchode

...Iyaaaaaa didn't quite grasp what you're saying. Unless you mean cherry coke artificially flavored v. coke with real cherries? A coke with cherry juice tastes sooo much better than regular cherry coke, and I LOVE cherry coke.
But I don't mind. I have three boxes of artificially flavored cherry and 1 of vanilla(:sickface: ). Teehee, whenever I want I can squirt a couple into any drink!

[metal=life]

I've been a Mountain Dew (or hillbilly piss) guy since kindergarten. Dr. Pepper is ok but the worst taste in the world is Dr. Pepper and nachos. :sickface:

[powersofterror]

ewwwww mountain dew is gross; you need tab. Tab is the best...:rolleyes:

[metal=life]

I can't stop listening to Heretic. Tuckers getting better and better.

[The Doctor]

...Iyaaaaaa didn't quite grasp what you're saying. Unless you mean cherry coke artificially flavored v. coke with real cherries? A coke with cherry juice tastes sooo much better than regular cherry coke, and I LOVE cherry coke.


i mean that dr.pepper is number one, cherry coke (http://home19.inet.tele.dk/bjerrum1/bjerrum1/images/Germany_33_cl_cherry.JPG) is runner up and the third (http://www2.coca-cola.com/presscenter/img/imagebrands/ko_cherry_coke.jpg) looks like this, but here in holland the label sais Coca Cola Cherry, its dirrrty.

[Def]

who gives a flying fuck, I prefer beer :)

I don't like coca cola and all that shit, if I drink a soda its either fanta or cassis :confused:

[brainsforbreakfast]

c'mon people, don't be such boring cunts.... post more!

[metal=life]

Anyone ever see Uranium on MTV2? I'm gonna shoot that Julia chick

[guitar_demon]

iv heard of the show but never seen it, why you gonna shoot her?

[memnoch]

I haven't posted in an RTT for a while....so all i'm gonna say is Disgorge (USA) rules.

And FUCK the Sens. :behead:

[Nihilist]

Yes indeed they do, I'm listening to the "Consume the Forsaken" album right now.

[powersofterror]

I am downloading Scorpions' Acoustica, which is a bad aasssss album:D.
Holiday...hurricane2001...awesome!

[Dissection]

I got my pickups. :) i just need to get them installed. Sometime this/next week.

Bah, i got this tab for Toccata in D Minor. Im gonna learn it ;)

[atifman]

Anyone ever see Uranium on MTV2? I'm gonna shoot that Julia chick

what??
no way dude, she's hot

she says some lame things sometimes: "FRICKING METAL ALL THE WAY! whoooooo"

but she has brains with beauty/booty.

she was interviewing Metallica one time:

Juliya: "So you've gotten alot of bad criticism because you chose to produce St. Anger with a raw coarse style. Explain why you chose to do that"

Kirk Hammet: "People complain about the mix, but they listen to demo tapes of new bands all the time, and those always have crappy production"

Juliya: "You're not an up and coming band though......"

Kirk Hammet: "uh...............i don't wanna play solos 'cause i'm a fruit"

Jaymz: "YEAahah"

(they didn't say the last 2 lines)


that interview really set in stone for me that Metallica sold out, and it would've happened if Juliya didn't ask the questions she did;really exposing Metallica of being full of crap..

[Nihilist]

New MetalTabs.com banner. Heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Def]

HAHA, thats awsome!

[Agent-Orange]

That is really awesome :beer:

[deMANUfacture]

yeh i have to agree, that is funny

[societys finest]

happy birthday metal=life :birthday:

[Tattered]

194 users online yesterday thats fucking mental. FUCKIN HOSTILE! :D

[powersofterror]

happy birthday metal=life :birthday:
Who the hell is that?!?!

:rolleyes:

[Dyldo]

New MetalTabs.com banner. Heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Baahahahahahahahahahhaha!

[metal=life]

The show Cops is funny has hell.

[Dissection]

God damn, that banner rules!

How about the Baby with "Hit it before the Hair does!"? That would be great.

[Dyldo]

Heeeeeeeeey, thats my line.

[Nihilist]

Here's one for you Dissection. Try not to take any offence.

[Dissection]

hahaha. Damn you Nihilist! ;)

Sorry darko, i wasnt stealing it, just saying we should use it.

[Nihilist]

Knew you'd like it =)

[atifman]

you like that font alot, eh

[Nihilist]

Well, it works. Looks authentic. To me.

[PantericA]

anyone ever use an EMG afterburner? i would like to know if they are all that good?

[Def]

its just a basic boost, I tried a Jackson with it and I really don't see the point in having one... maybe for solos. but its a pretty big boost, it also makes your tone more high-gain.

not something for me

[Dissection]

That font is cool.

Im tired as shit. As a trip today, we went down to the Capitol in Dover (delaware). I kinda fell asleep. :D

Amorphis - Into Hiding

[brainsforbreakfast]

I'm sick of being unemployed... i want some fucking money in my pocket... i cant even buy new picks aaaahrghh :kaioken:




that font is nuts...what did you use?

[societys finest]

picks cost like 15 cents...damn you really do need a job

[Dissection]

Yeah, you cheap fuck! :p

[Def]

typical dutch behavoir, like most dutch fuckers, you are a cheap fuck, in line with lord dissection's observation. hah, I'm happy I'm not one of those cheap fucks :)

[powersofterror]

I have lots of money....loans..:rolleyes:.

Anyone know Miserere Mei, Deus? It's by the Italian Gregorio Allegri, one of the most celestial pieces for nine voices. God it's beautiful.

[Dyldo]

Is it a classical piece? Im confused..explain.

[deMANUfacture]

that made no sense lad talkin bout 9 people singin

[powersofterror]

that made no sense lad talkin bout 9 people singin
?!?!Does 1 person play 140 instruments in an orchestra?!?! Nooooo, there are many people ....and hey there are classical pieces, mainly church, that use choirs. That's a lot of voices. This song consists of 9. Nine people singing one song. Yes that's wierd isn't it?!:p:rolleyes: Yeahhhh.

sorry about that sarcasm, but I don't understand how you didn't know that there are songs that consist of just corale.

[Dyldo]

I am a huge choir fan, ill check that out. Powers, do you know any good choir..bands? Im not sure how to name a group of choir singers, whats something I could search for and download. I only have various songs.

[BeastOfCarrion]

i decided to post in honour of my less gay avitar

[Def]

Ah, is that you stabbing your grandma?

[BeastOfCarrion]

only if she really pisses me off

[powersofterror]

I am a huge choir fan, ill check that out. Powers, do you know any good choir..bands? Im not sure how to name a group of choir singers, whats something I could search for and download. I only have various songs.
Usually, choirs' "name," is just the name of the church or University they attend. The recording that I have of Miserere, is by Saint John's College, Cambridge. They have a website. If you want the recording that's flawless, you should try to get a hold of any Roman church chior. They're all good singers. So damn these Americanized latin songs...;):rolleyes:

[metal=life]

Cracker Stackers Lunchables rule. Except I need about 5 boxes to fill me up

[Dissection]

Thats because you SMOKE too much.

Thank god the avatar is back. now i feel like myself again. :p :D

[metal=life]

No when I smoke I can eat about 16 boxes and a large pizza and donuts.

[Dissection]

Speaking of which, im hungry

[FearFrost]

Best Day Off School Yet! A Large Pizza, And A Quart Of Jack Daniel's!!, But Now I Hope My Female Friend Can Get Here. :D

[Dissection]

Yeah, ive got off too. Thank god for that windchill factor! :D

[societys finest]

we should of got off here in texas,i mean its fucking 55 DEGREES!!! its crazy man

[powersofterror]

I have this coming Monday off....MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!!:D

[Def]

spoiled pieces of shyte :bawling:

[The Doctor]

man, im gonna chill out this weekend, not too much homework, have a beer, smoke a joint.

ah, i love life

[DELETE79]

we should of got off here in texas,i mean its fucking 55 DEGREES!!! its crazy man

Great... Here in Montreal, since 1 week we have the worst weather you can imagine (-40 degres Celsius/Farenheit) EVERY FUCKIN DAY!!!!!!!!!

[ThroneofbahoS]

yeah man... Im getting drunk at the moment, trying to convert my mate to login to metaltabs! Good going mate!
Finally, our band "ukonwasama" Has composed their first song for the final demo!!! Great!!!
Anyone into Industrial here?

[FearFrost]

Great... Here in Montreal, since 1 week we have the worst weather you can imagine (-40 degres Celsius/Farenheit) EVERY FUCKIN DAY!!!!!!!!!

You think you got it bad? The coldest pace in Canada other than Yellowknife Is Halifax.

[soulterashaun]

When do they close school up there in Canadia-land, cause down here in central New York they close school when its like -15 or -20, and we've had the past two days off but I dont think it was that cold....maybe like -5 or something. But hey I'm not complaining or anything :D

[soulterashaun]

Oh yeah, and those degrees are in Farenheit.

[Dissection]

Wow, you guys get off for -5C???


;) :D

[soulterashaun]

I think it was lower.....but when I got my lazy ass out of bed at like 10 it was only -5, I'm not sure about the windchill.

[Dyldo]

Californian weather is as tempermental as a 16 year olds menstral cycle. Very annoying.

[powersofterror]

You know, when you get a day off because of nature, you make the school year run longer by making those days up. Of couse, that's how we do things here in Texas.

[guitar_demon]

school was closed the other day cause the pipes froze god i want summer!
@darko nice avater man mario owns!

[Dissection]

Hey Def, i never got my BOOZE, you fuck! ;)

I get my pickups put in tomorrow. :D too bad; i had a really good day of playing, today.

Np - Death - Symbolic

[Dyldo]

@darko nice avater man mario owns!


Haha yeah. And if you attempt to load a page while looking at my icon, it will stop; see what you win!

Star = 80
Mushroom = 40
Fireplant = 20

I decalre it the official metaltabs game.

[powersofterror]

That only works if you have a slow assfucked computer....welll, like most of us..:rolleyes:...heh...yeahhhh. Damn. And I may not drink tonight. I think I'll take you up on that game, boy. Haha, gameboy, ya get it?!?! haaahaaaa, fucking Hilarious.

....:rolleyes: I got the fireplant then the star...until I realized it was a stupid game.

[Dyldo]

Hahaha right on. You get 100 points!

It works on any computer because when I.E. attempts to load a new page, it freezes the current one for a second or two.

[guitar_demon]

got the fireplant damn the lowest score lets try again, yeah the star in your face haha!

[FearFrost]

When do they close school up there in Canadia-land

Well it has to be -35 or -40 (C) for school to colse, but it was -32 with wind chill this morning around 7am, so school buses were not running, that means its up to parents if they want there kid to go to school or not, but my mom is out of town, and like fuck im walking 15 min. to school in that crap.

[soulterashaun]

Amen to that. (Its like 5 miles from my house to the school so it would take my fatass about 3 days to walk there.......approximately)