if you could fuck any famous chick?

[jesus christ]

dam..........the list would be a mile long cause im a fuckin ho.
here it goes.
byoncee
angelina jole
j-lo
selma hyack
christina augulara
lucy liu
pam anderson
the red head from that 70's show
thats just a few.

[Alothrysis]

Jenny McCarthy :p
Sharon Stone (w/ her long hair)
Nicole Kidman when she was younger
Rees Witherspoon
and....












Kelly Obsourne:sickface: :love:

[Mofoism]

angelina jolie

[deMANUfacture]

tawny roberts

[MetalPoldi]

Just Cameron Diaz.:love:

[Agent-Orange]

Steve Irwin:love: :eek:

[nightrider06]

Mrs Agent Orange

[The Doctor]

whole desteny's child
serena williams
cameron diaz
Brintney spears
cristina aguilera
pink <--most defenetly
the chick from otep

[The Doctor]

i wouldnt complain about Jeniffer Aniston.

[BassBehemoth]

Martha Stewart in her prison cell, I would love to "bake her cookie."


:sickface:

[metal=life]

Carmen fucking Electra!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

[Tattered]

jennifer aniston
cameron diaz

[Chad]

originally posted by The Doctor

whole desteny's child Oh hell ya!!

All the girls on That 70's Show. Except for Erics Mom.
Drew Barrymore.
Christina Ricci.
Hale Barry.
Jane Stewart when she was younger. Who the fuck am I kidding? I would still do her now.

[Tattered]

Originally posted by mrweijia
:) ooo baby

the chick from buffy the vampire slayer with the long name


Sarah michelle geller :D

[Def]

Originally posted by mrweijia
:) ooo baby

the chick from buffy the vampire slayer with the long name


yeah, sarah michell gellar, I'de do her.

also that dark haired chick from the series, she's called 'faith' or something?

ehmm..

lemme think

anna kournikova
angelina jolie (good one!)
nikki nova
tawny roberts
victoria zemanova
devon
sky lopez

and some more, but I'll post more later.

[societys finest]

theres too many to name,but pamela anderson:love:

[MechanicalRaper]

Jewel Kilcher, Reese Witherspoon... ahh, too fucking many of them!



I think we need to set Weijia up with Rosanne Barr.

[jesus christ]

id fuck every chick they print in fhm magazine

[MetalPoldi]

I'll kill everyone who wants to fuck with Cameron Diaz.
She's mine. Even if i'm not worth to fuck her. She's an angel. No, she's a god!!!!

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by MetalPoldi
I'll kill everyone who wants to fuck with Cameron Diaz.
She's mine. Even if i'm not worth to fuck her. She's an angel. No, she's a god!!!!

Hmm.

Maybe I'm twisted, but I rarely ever think about fucking famous chicks. I think about dismembering or somehow disfiguring them. I think a Cameron Diaz with a face looking like a melted plastic barbecue plate would be hilarious. Or perhaps Reese Witherspoon (out of all pretentious and fucke dup names, she chose that one? Stupid cunt) with two huge sledgehammer indentations, right where her cheekbones currently are. Try making money looking cute now, you disgusting little plastic whore.

That being said, I'm addicted to Heidi Klum, who is beyond gorgeous :p :p :p

[freek666]

alison hannigan from buffy.. she looks so innocent....:love:

[nightrider06]

Originally posted by mrweijia
now i remember, its Michelle Trachtenberg
man sarah michelle gellar pisses all over her, shes got nothing

[Agent-Orange]

OH you are so funny nightrider, did your mum tell you that one??

anna kournikova would be good.

[Tattered]

Tania from big brother :D hahaa

and also Brody Armstrong from the distillers, and she has also split up with tim

[G_urr_A]

why a famous chick? I'd be happy if the f*cking law could stop stopping me from doing what I want with my gf....

[jesus christ]

the guitar player from kittie and alyssa milano

[The Doctor]

you dont know rosanne barr?

i love her serie:)

[sanderinos]

Anna Paquin (rogue from X-Men and the one in Darkness)
Angelina Jolie (Oh yeah!)

Oh and the one weija posted was ok also...

[jesus christ]

holy shit have any of you seen the new preview for tomb radier 2? angelina is the hottest thing ever!!!!!!! what was she thinking with billy bong thorton????

my theroy is that i would have no problem getting her cause im far better looking that billy-bong and i would be all about giving her a vile of my blood to wear.
i want to go jack off now.

[memnoch]

Angelina? Hot? Never thought i'd hear those 2 words in the same sentence, except with the word NOT in between.

She's uglier than my ass man.

[slayme_returns]

I think your ass is beautiful though, memnoch.

[memnoch]

Thanks man, i try to take care.

[jesus christ]

i think he is gay, and id love to see his ass.

[The Doctor]

you shave your ass-mustache?

[nightrider06]

Originally posted by memnoch
Angelina? Hot? Never thought i'd hear those 2 words in the same sentence, except with the word NOT in between.

She's uglier than my ass man.
ur arse is hotter than angelina jolie, i know a few ppl that wouldnt mind fucking ur arse.:scatter:

[Agent-Orange]

Nightrider is one of those people;)

[Jose Arriaga]

christina ricci ( sleepy hollow)
anna paquin (rogue)
natalie portman ( star wars)

and all the chicks you all mentioned
:uzi: :( :homer:

[Def]

Originally posted by jesus christ
i think he is gay, and id love to see his ass.

yes, I know you would because you're a little ass basher eh jezus?

anyways, I agree with FBS, Heidi Klum is one fucking hot chick, but natalie portman is cute too, I would so do her.

http://www.realgoodmovies.com/stills/star_wars_natalie_portman_s.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/movies/waffle/novemberstun.jpg

http://www.nmia.com/~jreed/natalie.jpg


*drool*

[Dyldo]

She looks like an elf.

Christina Augulera
Devon
Jennifer Conelly
Carmen Electra
Pamela Anderson
Camren Diaz
I could go on...

[sanderinos]

Hey Def, I agree on you with Nathalie Portman, shes super hot.. but she hasn´t got tits.....

So I like Anna Paquin more.... She can drain my lifeforce anytime! :D

[sanderinos]

and she has a great innocent look....

[jesus christ]

shit all of you metal loving fucks we forgot one

princess katana from the motal combat movie.

oh and def's ass.

[DELETE79]

Originally posted by jesus christ


oh and def's ass.

his mother too ;)

[deMANUfacture]

kerry sultana

[Def]

back off my mothers arse you whores, before she sits on you and splatters you like little tiny insects :angry:

how could I forget Denise Richards :eek:

http://www.20hotcelebs.com/deniserichards/images/45_jpg.jpg

I'de do her without any hesitation

[jesus christ]

god dam def! your taste in women is as good as your taste in basses(being that you love alembic and all)that denise richards is smoken hot!
check this chick out. id so nail it!!!!!!!!!!

[artofnothing6]

halle berry (i dig some black girls)
jessica alba
christina applegate
jessica simpson
kirsten dunst
jamie presley
alicia silverstone
cameron diaz


i'll add more later, but those are just some of the ones i haven't seen said.

[warnerve92]

Originally posted by deMANUfacture
kerry sultana
Yeah man... I fuckin second that.

[nightrider06]

haha nice one demanufacture, presonally i wouldnt touch it a little bit tampered if u hear wat im saying:scatter:

[deMANUfacture]

yeah well she is a undergroud porno start, what do u expect

[The Doctor]

people...dont make this a titty thread untill the other one is closed ;)

[Jose Arriaga]

all the hot chicks
:uzi: :( :homer:

[ArkaneSoul88]

Eww you guys would do minorities?

1. Elizabeth Hurley
2. Angela Gossow
3. That chick from lacuna coil
im sure theirs more but im lazy.

[Chad]

Posted by ArkaneSoul88
Eww you guys would do minorities?
So you would turn down Destiny's Child, and Halle Barie?

Does any one else smell bullshit?

[slayme_returns]

Nope, he's just an ignorant fuck who needs to be careful of how he phrases things.

[phantom_lord]

hey you metalheads, you all have forgot to mention an amaizing and hot metalchick!!:p
she's the singer of arch enemy, man!!! she's hot!!!!:smash:
her name is angela:love:
i have revanous video live and she looks so damn good
i'd surely do her:stoned:

http://www.archenemy.tv/pictures/magazines.shtml
http://www.archenemy.tv/pictures/magazines/monstercover22002.jpg
i have that pic without the letters but is too big to put it her:rolleyes:

[metal=life]

She's not famous. I'd do her though. Hard. Up the pussy. Faster....and faster, and faster. Then rip off the condom and bust on her face while Tarja is licking the strawberry flavor off my dick.

[powersofterror]

*gasp*
whoa, man.:eek:


...not opera
...not spears
...but sandra bullock,
...and angelina jolie, together at the same time.

[sanderinos]

definatly Elizabeth Hurley and Sandra Bullock too.... damn hot older women!

[jesus christ]

shakira and selma hyack

[Shifty Capone]

so so so many......

drew barrymore
angelina jolie
kirsten dunst
aria giovanni
halle berry
heather locklear

and almost every other hot celebrity

[deMANUfacture]

brooke burke

[jesus christ]

the olsen twins!

[nightrider06]

virgin mary:angel:

[Agent-Orange]

The olsen twins are mine, cunt.

[nightrider06]

Originally posted by Agent-Orange
The olsen twins are mine, cunt.
as if shed want u, u ugly cunt. You cant compete with jesus christ he made u fuker. SO they say anyway

[Kramer]

Originally posted by deMANUfacture
brooke burke
Good call!

But my first choice would be Jennifer Anniston, and I wouldn't fuck any other chicks with her at the same time, it's gotta be special with her. If for some reason I couldn't choose her, I'd bring I'll these chicks into my bed at once:
Yasmine Bleeth
Salma Hayek
Brooke
Heidi Klum
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Cindy Crawford
Reese Witherspoon

That's it I guess 'cause that's all i can think of right now and I don't know how much more room there would be on my bed hahaha

[atifman]

Juliya from Uranium

[sanderinos]

Yasmin Bleeth is a great one indeed!

[memnoch]

Has anyone mentionned Willa Ford?

She kills anyone else mentionned here...except Devon.

[DEAD]

the Olsen Twins (fo shizzle)
Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Alba
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Willa Ford
Victoria Silvsted(sp) she is teis super hot Swedish model, saw her on Howard Stern.

[Dyldo]

Victoria Silvsted is gorgeuos.

[DEAD]

Ever see her playboy spread? Jesus...

[JusticeIsRaped]

i am one of thoes wierd people who dont wanna fuck any celeb...odd.

[JusticeIsRaped]

Originally posted by atifman
Juliya from Uranium

oh hell yeah she is a hot one and she looks good with the mini skirts lol :D
shes into like hardcore dirty stuff i hear like whipping

[JusticeIsRaped]

didnt she make a revolver photo shoot somebody send that

[HELLBLASTER-666]

Nicole Kidman
Gwyneth Paltrow
Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie
Cindy Crawford
Claudia Schiffer
Sylvia Saint


virgin mary

Good call but her husband would surely know about it!

[corroded]

sarah michelle gellar
aishwarya rai

[corroded]

Originally posted by HELLBLASTER-666



Good call but her husband would surely know about it!

but then she wont remain virgin..............:confused:

[atifman]

Originally posted by corroded_soul
aishwarya rai

she's indian

[JusticeIsRaped]

Why does that matter?

[JusticeIsRaped]

whats that julyia girls last name anyways!

[corroded]

Originally posted by atifman
she's indian

so am i ;)

plus......shes HOOOOOOOTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!

[death_rattle89]

carmen electra
brittney spears
jenny mccarthy
jackie from that 70's show

and alot more

[powersofterror]

BRIDGETTE WILSON!!!!!
oooooh.

[FinalResistance]

Justice is Raped is prietty mature for a thirteen year old. Hell i would fuck julya too.

[powersofterror]

second post and you said something good about someone most of us hate.
tsk tsk tsk.

[The Doctor]

thats an idea!!!

cunt

[Cynatica]

Fuck a chick? I'd reather not, I'm not a lesbian... :p

[DELETE79]

Originally posted by Cynatica
Fuck a chick? I'd reather not, I'm not a lesbian... :p

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ? DID YOU TRY IT ?
C'MON GIVE THEM A CHANCE :p

[mrweijia]

Originally posted by Cynatica
Fuck a chick? I'd reather not, I'm not a lesbian... :p

isnt sanderino female enough?

[Mordor]

the chick from arch enemy

[sanderinos]

Originally posted by mrweijia
isnt sanderino female enough?

I am your lesbian fantasy...

[mrweijia]

Originally posted by sanderinos
I am your lesbian fantasy...

doctor, your friends waiting for you.

[Def]

Originally posted by mrweijia
doctor, your friends waiting for you.

oh weijia, shut the FUCK up

you'de do anything with a hole.

I bet the local farmer has given his cows buttplugs

[mrweijia]

Originally posted by Def
I bet the local farmer has given his cows buttplugs


wha?!?!? you're visiting?

[Def]

I would, but since all the cows are exhausted from your constant 'visits' I won't.

I'll stick to Utrecht student girls for the moment :D

oh, eh famous girls, I'de do that Angelina Jolie chick, she has weird lips, but I think she can do good things with them. :)

[sanderinos]

Southern girls are better dude, I get so horny from that accent .... de zachte g...

[Def]

yeah, but most of them look like farmers or even worse, like pigs.

[sanderinos]

No way dude! Ya been looking in the wrong places :D

To stay on topic the singer of Cruachan is also very hot... i'll look up a pic for you guys...

[Kramer]

I like Rebecca from Cheers:beer:

[Pentacle]

Originally posted by sanderinos
No way dude! Ya been looking in the wrong places :D

To stay on topic the singer of Cruachan is also very hot... i'll look up a pic for you guys...

there she is:
http://www.truemetal.org/metalmagick/cruachan/cruphotos/cruachan_photo_russia/cru_pt_2/cru_russia_45.jpg

[metal=life]

Wow:eek: That chick in the long brown skirt is HOT AS FUCK:eek: :eek:

[sanderinos]

I tried to look up the picture from the booklet, but their website is down... believe me.... you saw nothing! I saw her live and that was drewl moment for 15 minutes...

[powersofterror]

christina ricca.

[PST 88]

powers is right. Except about the spelling of her last name.

[powersofterror]

Ricci, oops, in Sleepy Hollow, uhhhhh, sex.

[PST 88]

At least you didn't edit it and make me look like an asshole. Isn't she naked in her next movie? She is, I remember reading it.

[sanderinos]

that would be a very nice surprise!

[Pentacle]

Originally posted by sanderinos
I tried to look up the picture from the booklet, but their website is down... believe me.... you saw nothing! I saw her live and that was drewl moment for 15 minutes...

their website is not down. I saw them live to at the Effenaar....DAMN!

[sanderinos]

Me too! Together with Thyrfing! Damn dat was a cool concert....

[sanderinos]

I exidently watched MTV yesterday and saw evenasence (SP?!).. and as much as I hate their music, and that womans awful voice.... she is fucking hot!

[Def]

I would do Kirsten Durst,

um, pic,

http://www.pink.wzk.pl/kirsten_durst/kirsten_durst_007.jpg

[powersofterror]

anna nicole smith has big boobs.

[GoredFaces]

Originally posted by powersofterror
anna nicole smith has big boobs.

yeah but now shes also big all over :stoned:

[powersofterror]

hehehe.

[CRADLEofMIKE]

wait.....whoever said anna nicole smith needs a meat grinder to the groin. she's so disgusting! THATS WHAT MONEY DOES TO A PERSON!

when im an old man im going to go around marrying young hot chicks, then im going to bang their brains out (if they're hot you dont need viagra) daily, and then once i feel that they're going to leave me soon im going to tell them that im pennyless hahaa

[RUSSIANROULETTE]

Originally posted by powersofterror
anna nicole smith has big boobs.
Which ones, the ones on her leg or the ones hanging off her elbows?

Anyway, for as long as I can remember I've been in love with Hilary Swank. I don't even want to fuck her...I want to make sweet, slow, romanticte love to her.:love:

[bloodymetallic_spine]

any famous chik? Why the virgin mary ofcourse

[Def]

she must be buttugly, since she's a bible figure.

[sanderinos]

And a cheating whore... if she never had sex with Josef, how did she get pregnant?! And since everyone in that time had the intelligence of rock she got away with saying that it was from God... whore :D

[bierfanaat]

i Promessed Sanderinos i wouldn't tell but he told me the other day that he would really love to fuck Viola Holt once ;), just to know how it's like hehehe ;)

Sorry sanderinos, but hey.. don't be ashamed about it. hehehehehe



(*thinks: if sanderinos reads this, he will defenatly :flame: my ass at school)

[RUSSIANROULETTE]

I wouln't mind fuckin Amanda Peet;)
Or that A.J. Cook chick frm Final Destination II:p

[sanderinos]

Originally posted by bierfanaat
...that he would really love to fuck Viola Holt once......


(*thinks: if sanderinos reads this, he will defenatly :flame: my ass at school)

NOT ONLY AT SCHOOL ASS FUCKER!!!!!!!

for people who don´t know who that is, it is a super fat, butt ugly tv show host woman. ..... :sickface:

[powersofterror]

Rosy O'donald.:sickface:

[sanderinos]

Saw X-Men again yesterday... and Famke Janssen is still soooooo fucking hot! :eek:

[powersofterror]

Lauren Holly!!!! (from Down Periscope if anyone didn't know...)
fucking sweet babe.

[Undying_Hatred]

Diane Lane of fucking corse

[sanderinos]

Whats the name of that chick who did Resident Evil?

[Shifty Capone]

thad be milla jovovich or somethin like that........