metal head/paintballers

[CRADLEofMIKE]

any out there? whats ur setup?

i just got jacked in an angel deal :( fuck.

[Shifty Capone]

shutup thor hahaha

i dont think many of them do here........to into thair guitars n such

[CRADLEofMIKE]

well there's u and your friends that paintball, asshat. so yes there are. ne ways ignore this piece of crap and post away gentlemen

[guitar_demon]

Originally posted by Shifty Capone
........to into thair guitars n such
whats wrong with that?!

[CRADLEofMIKE]

our friend shifty here can't multi task:beer:

[Tattered]

nice avatar mike.:beer:

[Gigantic Penis]

Originally posted by CRADLEofMIKE
asshat

Ha, that is a good one! First time I've heard that word used as a direct insult.

[CRADLEofMIKE]

then you're not from around my town! i call my teachers that they get uber pissed.

another few good ones are

nipple nazi
tumor tits
pig tits
moosetits
rectal ravager
fetal fiend
falopial fascist
placenta palace
dickass
plastered pussy
crusted cunt (a good hardcore metal band could be named "crusted corpse")
cock goblin
ass clown
elephant molester

it goes on.

[guitar_demon]

i like the cock goblin one :smash: that would go well with that black metal guy...i think his name is mortis or some shit the guy looks like a mix between a smurf and a goblin

[CRADLEofMIKE]

lol further proof that smurfs mate with goblins! MY RESEARCH IS FINISHED!

[far_beyond_sane]

Fallopian Fascist - an excellent phrase for psuedo-lesbian women in denial who have man-hatred and lumpy tits. I notice that you are also an asshatter. There should be more of these.

Paintball is fun to play, but I don't know fuck-squat-jack-all about it.

[sanderinos]

Youre walking in the park at night.... and you meet... a rectal ravager!!
:eek:

[Undying_Hatred]

Any thing with the words Whore, Slut, and Cunt are funny. Mix them up, for example...
Niggerslut
whoreslut
whoremonger
cuntcrust(its been said, but in another way)
cumcunt

Any word you can think of works. Its like a puzzle for down syndrome kids, any combination works.

[CRADLEofMIKE]

for the retarded...yes...fun...yes....any harm in doing it....none


here we go :p

dickslap
bonch blaster
corn on the crap
crap on the cob
whale molester
orface jocky
moosecunt
dirt dancer
morbid muff
tumor twat
rectal troll
pussy puke
filth face
diharria dick
collapsable cunt

[Tattered]

is that all ur smarmy insults then.

[CRADLEofMIKE]

no i have way more, just not off the top of my head, you flaming falopial flake :D

[The Doctor]

moosecunt made me smile:)

[CRADLEofMIKE]

that is one of my personal favorites :P

here are some more

rectal loaf
orgasmic squirrel convention
dirt dancing dick diver
ass puke
diarhea doosh
twat rot
festering fetus

[nightrider06]

you musnt have many friends if u have to make up insults, i feel sorry for u. You put uo about 30 insults and hey all suck dick except for about 3, get a life man

[deMANUfacture]

forkbutt

[CRADLEofMIKE]

Originally posted by nightrider06
you musnt have many friends if u have to make up insults, i feel sorry for u. You put uo about 30 insults and hey all suck dick except for about 3, get a life man

wow...just because i sat down for 20 minutes, checked my mail, said hi to a few people and typed up that post means i have no life? smoke a cunt. oh and only like 4 at the most say dick in it.

[ThroneofbahoS]

I somehow prefer "assbandit"...

[nightrider06]

thats disturbing

[Nihilist]

Rectum ranger.

[Shifty Capone]

Originally posted by The Doctor
moosecunt made me smile:)

a commonly used word when i talk to mike

[CRADLEofMIKE]

penile professor
grundle groper
falopial fondeler
fetal football
donkey doosh diver
crippled polar bear molester :P

[Shifty Capone]

fecal football sounds better, or fetus football