RTT #23 - Trogdor Strikes Again!

[far_beyond_sane]

TROGDORRRRRR!
THATCHED COTTAAAAAGESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Fuck you all.

[nightrider06]

yeh i agreee:stoned:

[MechanicalRaper]

Excellent.

[powersofterror]

Fuck ass.

[Agent-Orange]

Look at all your magisty.

[nightrider06]

for some reason u never seem to make sense

[powersofterror]

hahaha.

[Agent-Orange]

You talking to me??? :confused:

[powersofterror]

who is trogdor?
so i voted yes.

[nightrider06]

soem gammon dragon thing off some website, really i dont know, yeh i voted yes too

[MechanicalRaper]

Homestarrunner.com, bitch!

[sanderinos]

arse

[guitar_demon]

trogdor? sounds like it should be a creature from a godzilla movie

[corroded]

............eh???

[nightrider06]

yeh its homestarrunner shit ive herd of all this cunt before, ppl write into this lad and he writes back and its suppose to be funny or some crap like that

[mrweijia]

hi

[powersofterror]

yo.

[guitar_demon]

hey

[powersofterror]

i took a shower this morning.
aren't you proud of me?

[MetalPoldi]

Did you use soap? Don't forget it.
And wash your ass-hair, where the toilet-paper stucks.

[MetalPoldi]

I voted "No?". You need anywhere a question for a poll.
I hope that makes sense.

[sanderinos]

and don´t forget the dark portal to where demonic creatures roam!

[powersofterror]

Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business,
when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to
the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice;
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Understanding Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three
A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor
chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hi, George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're
rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a
group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from
a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell
silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Four
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate
with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts
degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Five
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible
designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just
look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste
pipeline through a recreational area?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Six
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

[atifman]

those are all retarded and dorky

my Computer Science teacher linked to those on his class web page. he's kinda lame, but i do like him for giving me an A. i was one of the 5 people in his class who got an A.

he looks like such a tool on his page: http://www.cod.edu/people/faculty/albert/albee7.htm

[MechanicalRaper]

I've seen those before, and take five isn't too bad. But it's missing one:

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? The mechanical engineer builds weapons. The civil engineer builds targets.

[L,B'XXX]

Hi guys.:)

I thought they were pretty good. But I'm easily amused.

Power'o't--Did ya use soap-on-a-rope? Or did ya live life dangerously.

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by MechanicalRaper
I've seen those before, and take five isn't too bad. But it's missing one:

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? The mechanical engineer builds weapons. The civil engineer builds targets.

yeah, i know, it's because i found that one the most unfunny.

@atifman--your teacher has a lame voice, too.

...soap-on-a-rope? ouch.
nah, i use bar soap. and i shampoo every day.
that way my long beautiful can withstand it's
beating of headbanging...well...not beautiful,
just split.

[Def]

homestarrunner rules

Eh! Steve!

[MechanicalRaper]

Originally posted by powersofterror
yeah, i know, it's because i found that one the most unfunny.

@atifman--your teacher has a lame voice, too.

...soap-on-a-rope? ouch.
nah, i use bar soap. and i shampoo every day.
that way my long beautiful can withstand it's
beating of headbanging...well...not beautiful,
just split.

What can I say, I just like destroying stuff...

[guitar_demon]

Originally posted by powersofterror

@atifman--your teacher has a lame voice, too.


how do you know what his teacher sounds like?

[Def]

Originally posted by MetalPoldi
I voted "No?". You need anywhere a question for a poll.
I hope that makes sense.

No, that didn't make sense, you crazy german,

been drinkin' again heh? pass me that carlsberg motherfucker, it's mine!!!

:beer:

[memnoch]

To anyone who is single........stay single.

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by guitar_demon
how do you know what his teacher sounds like?

click his link.

[Dyldo]

Originally posted by memnoch
To anyone who is single........stay single.

You and Father Death fighting again?

[memnoch]

Fuck you ass-grabber.

I'm just giving honest advice to anyone who's willing to hear it. Only consider being non-single if you're certain about this person.....otherwise don't bother unless you're the type who can't have feelings for others.

[Dyldo]

Girls suck. I do know what you mean, just trying to give some comic relief.









Chicks are for fags.

[MetalPoldi]

Originally posted by atifman


he looks like such a tool on his page: http://www.cod.edu/people/faculty/albert/albee7.htm

His pronounciation reminded me of the beginning of DT'S "Metropolis pt.2".
And then this "progressive" music. :D I thought I listened to DT live in the net. :D


@ DEF
Shut up, you fucking drunken Dutch twat. :D
I did make sense, i hope. :D
But it makes me really upset that you drink beer and it is not me that drinks the beer.
I promised to drink no alcohol for two weeks. It's over on monday, but i convinced them that i'm already allowed to drink tomorrow!!!! :D :D :D :beer:
On the other hand it's good, because i've got to learn for exams. Hard exams. Exams in physics (@memnoch: physics sucks!!!), anatomy, physiology, biometry and ecology (OK, the last two are easy. :D )

@ memnoch:
Being single for about two years now sucks. It brings you damn near to commit suicide.:angry: :angry:
But one day, yes one day... :D



What's "soap-on-a-rope"?:confused:

[Dyldo]

Haha Poldi, you crack me up, I have a chinese friend just like you. "Soap-on-a-rope" is just what is sounds like... its soap on a roap. Amen, its been awhile for me also... man I need a girlfriend. Although after awhile I'll probably be posting exactly what memnoch said. Go learn for exams!

Physics rule!

[MetalPoldi]

I think i'd say what menoch said after three months of relationship, too.

Physics sucks. School-physics is ok. But not at the university. Especially if the teacher has the opinion, that you already know everything from basic physic to higher maths.

[MechanicalRaper]

Originally posted by Darko
Chicks are for fags.

Somehow, this statement makes no sense...

[memnoch]

PHYSICS RULES!!!! SOMEDAY I'M GONNA MARRY PHYSICS!!!!! SCREW WOMEN!!!! (behind physics' back, muhahaha)

I know what you mean too Poldi (2 years single)....try like 19 years alone! W0000!!!! That's a fun double-decade for ya! Then about 2 years of constant relationship.......single seems so much better now.......hehe.

[deMANUfacture]

oh the cheeeeeeeaaaaaaaattttt , fuck everyone my computer is slow again

trogdor strikes again:flame:

[powersofterror]

my last girlfriend, we lasted for about 3-4 weeks during the end of may.
and i have no contact with her whatsoever. she think's she broke up
with me too, that bitch, when I CALLED HER to call it off. i'm glad
i haven't see her in about a month, and i'll never see her again.

[ThroneofbahoS]

Jesus... These RTT topics are gettin weirder all the time...

BTW, Sane, whos that dude in your avatar?

[ThroneofbahoS]

Bout relationships... I find it quite nice and easy to live in one... Im so lazy shit that I dont have the energy to anything, exept play guitar, change records and drink beer... So its good to have someone to do stuff for me! :D

"Honey, will you turn the telly on? Im hungry! My clothes needs to be washed! Go get some beer for me! Satisfy me!"

Heehee! Great!

Awesome, last day at work! Finally I get money to buy a Randy Rhoads! Coo!
Rest of the money goes to cds, vinyls and Beer!

Ha! Need to buy some more great Death metal! ANy recommendations? Other than Nile, Cannibal corpse, Morbid angel or Obituary...

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by ThroneofbahoS

BTW, Sane, whos that dude in your avatar?

Anton LaVey.

[ThroneofbahoS]

Oh yes... Now I see...
Isn't he the one who founded the Church of Satan?
That's a cool one!

Hmm, another cool weirdo is Alestair Crowley... That dude was a pervert...

[The Doctor]

my hair is soooo fucking greasy, i dont need butter, i just rub my hairovermy sandwich:)

[MechanicalRaper]

hairovermy? Learn to speak (or type), ya Dutch fuck!

And if it's that fucking greasy, light it on fire.

[L,B'XXX]

Power'o't--
"and i shampoo every day.
that way my long beautiful can withstand it's
beating of headbanging...well...not beautiful,
just split."

Mine's 32 inches .Can ya beat that? I use Mane- n-Tail conditioner on mine after I wash and get it partly dry cuz I'm dark blonde and my hair is thinner. I don't rinse it out. It's helped the splits tremendously, but it does darken it a bit. If I shampooed every day it would all fall out or look like a shrubbery. M-n-T repels grimey shit and pollutants, too. It's down to my butt so I'm happy.
Happy headbangin' !!

[Def]

Originally posted by MetalPoldi

@ DEF
Shut up, you fucking drunken Dutch twat. :D
I did make sense, i hope. :D
But it makes me really upset that you drink beer and it is not me that drinks the beer.
I promised to drink no alcohol for two weeks.

haha, no you didn't but its actually fun to read your poopy writings :)

no alcohol for two weeks? man, I would die, I can't even sleep properly without drinking a beer before I get my ass in bed. mm. signs of addiction?

[MetalPoldi]

Originally posted by Def
haha, no you didn't but its actually fun to read your poopy writings :)

no alcohol for two weeks? man, I would die, I can't even sleep properly without drinking a beer before I get my ass in bed. mm. signs of addiction?


At least you understand what I'm saying, don't you. :rolleyes: That would be fun. I wrote over 1000 posts and nobody understands me. :D


No signs of addiction. It6 just shows, that beer is good for your body and why should you regret somethign that's good for you. :D Don't see it so pessimistic, be an optimist. :D

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by L,B'XXX
Mine's 32 inches .Can ya beat that? I use Mane- n-Tail conditioner on mine after I wash and get it partly dry cuz I'm dark blonde and my hair is thinner. I don't rinse it out. It's helped the splits tremendously, but it does darken it a bit. If I shampooed every day it would all fall out or look like a shrubbery. M-n-T repels grimey shit and pollutants, too. It's down to my butt so I'm happy.
Happy headbangin' !!

naww, just a tad over a foot. and i use head n shoulders. you don't rinse? isn't that
disgusting, and make your hair that wet and shiny look?

[The Doctor]

Originally posted by Def
mm. signs of addiction?
no, addiction

and MechRaper, the keyboard space bar wasnt working like it fucking should

[MechanicalRaper]

apparently not...:rolleyes:

[Def]

Originally posted by ThroneofbahoS


Ha! Need to buy some more great Death metal! ANy recommendations? Other than Nile, Cannibal corpse, Morbid angel or Obituary...


suffocation!

[PantericA]

Originally posted by L,B'XXX
Mine's 32 inches .Can ya beat that?

no, but i bet i would be the closest one to you on these forums. mines about 26 inches. but the sides are shaved. it's only long on the top.

[The Doctor]

Originally posted by ThroneofbahoS


Ha! Need to buy some more great Death metal! ANy recommendations? Other than Nile, Cannibal corpse, Morbid angel or Obituary...
i.n.r.i. , mortician, kringspiertyfus, aborted

[Def]

mortician, hahhahaahhaha

hahahaha

I hate that band

[The Doctor]

mortician is cool man!!!:)

ow, i forgot brodequin, another 'its impossible to hear what we sing' bands

[Kramer]

Ha! Need to buy some more great Death metal! ANy recommendations? Other than Nile, Cannibal corpse, Morbid angel or Obituary... [/B][/QUOTE]

I give Death's first album Scream Bloody Gore two horns up! Also there's this band called Extreme Noise
Terror, I haven't heard 'em yet but I wanna check them out. I wanna check out Benediction and Vader
sometime too.

[Dyldo]

Pick up the new Dying Fetus, good shit!

[memnoch]

Originally posted by ThroneofbahoS
Ha! Need to buy some more great Death metal! ANy recommendations? Other than Nile, Cannibal corpse, Morbid angel or Obituary...

Cryptopsy, Gorguts, Martyr, Immolation, Cephalic Carnage, Disgorge, Enter My Silence, Vital Remains.

[The Doctor]

fuck man, yesterday i had a TREMENDOUS itch at the bottom of my nutsack, but i scratched too hard, now there's a big wound, an with this hot wheater it sweats like hell down below, all the salty sweat in that wound--->PAIN!!!!!


fuck

[memnoch]

Hahaha, that's hilarious. How can you scratch so hard to hurt yourself, especially in that area?

[warnerve92]

see below..

[warnerve92]

Originally posted by The Doctor
fuck man, yesterday i had a TREMENDOUS itch at the bottom of my nutsack, but i scratched too hard, now there's a big wound, an with this hot wheater it sweats like hell down below, all the salty sweat in that wound--->PAIN!!!!!


fuck AHHHHhaha....take that you faggot.






BURNINATE!!!!!!

[Dyldo]

Probably has long nails.

[powersofterror]

damn that cursed jock itch, huh?;)

[MechanicalRaper]

sucks to be you, dude. :cool: :D

[Def]

Originally posted by The Doctor
fuck man, yesterday i had a TREMENDOUS itch at the bottom of my nutsack, but i scratched too hard, now there's a big wound, an with this hot wheater it sweats like hell down below, all the salty sweat in that wound--->PAIN!!!!!


fuck

dude, you're a liar.

chronic masturbation just made your dickskin tear at the lower end of your nutsack, now you've done it, hahhaa.

[atifman]

you most definitely should have not told us.

now we laugh at your misery and pain!! :scatter:

[sanderinos]

Originally posted by Def
dude, you're a liar.

chronic masturbation just made your dickskin tear at the lower end of your nutsack, now you've done it, hahhaa.

That must take a while :D

[The Doctor]

dude, i cant walk straight, now i look like a fucking overweight dude who had to spred his legs giving his belly space while he walks, argh.

when i was scratching it felt goooooooooood, till it started to hurt:)

[atifman]

you have to scratch that area carefully with something else; you don't dig your fingernails all up in that area.

[The Doctor]

to late for that kind of tips now.

[powersofterror]

once on a boy scout trip i got chaived.:rolleyes:

















j/k.hahaha

[guitar_demon]

to late for that kind of tips now.
you shoudl have known that!!! your sack is the most sensative part of your body dont dig at it with nails pull your head outa your ass!:p

[The Doctor]

no, my dickheads sensitiver.
and myu nails are veryvery blunt, when i was scratching it all feld soo good because of the itch leaving. but afterwards i just realized i went too far:D

[MetalPoldi]

I think, i have to rearrange my "walkthrough" through metaltabs.
Normally i go first in "guitar zone", than "bass", "gear talk","tours & concerts", "site feedback" and then to "chit chat".
But "guitar zone" is often just full off shit.
"Gear talk" is ???? The threads don't interest me or are to special.
"Bands". That could be a topic for itself. Why i should read posts like "I like .... What do you think?" And i ask myself, how these threads can get a post count over 20 posts? You could say i like this band or i dislike it. But why the hell i should argue with people abut a band? It's just an opinion. You could discuss if the guitarist did a good job, or if it's good produced. But why should i bitch about someone's opinion?
And why threads about the "new tracklist" of a new album by ...? We could discuss whether the album is good or not (see above). What says this fucking tracklist? I'm confused. :confused:
"Tours & concerts": Meanwhile a pure Dutch monopole. That's hilarious. It's seems that just Dutchmen go to concerts. :D


I think i shouldn't think to much about these things. In life are more important things to think about.:confused:

[metal=life]

Holy shit...trippin' on shrooms is fuckin fun.
Something cool happened...I left my guitar at my friends house on 8 mile. I forgot my guitar ther e because i was doing dRugGz. Then, like 4 days later I go back. I've never been away from my guitar that long. I picked it up, and busted out motherfucking crazy arpeggios!!! My fingers and mind are finally working working together:scatter:

[guitar_demon]

were they good arpeggios or shitty ones? and what up with your avator man its upside down trippy man :stoned:

[metal=life]

Man they fucking kicked ass! Its a sweep in this song "I'm Alright" by Neil Zaza...


:scatter::scatter: shroooooms:scatter: :scatter:

[atifman]

i'm glad about your arpeggio's, and i'm also glad that we've stopped talking about Doctor's scrotum and whatnot.

[metal=life]

my scrotum is all shrivelly (if thats a word...)

[guitar_demon]

was that information really necissary for us to know??

[atifman]

yeah! no one asked you how it was hanging, what the fuck?? :angry: you can't just say it, when no one asks you , asshole!!:kaioken:

[metal=life]

haha, I'm down from my trip...

Sorry about my careless postings. That was the shrooms talking....
(always blame it on the drugs)

[guitar_demon]

i was searching the web today and came across a good web radio station for metal and shit here the link for you guys if you want to tune in SnakeNet Metal Radio "Uniting the clans of metal since 1998" (http://www.snakenetmetalradio.com/default.asp)

[Gigantic Penis]

Spankin'! I just found the name of the band that has all those songs listed under Nightwish when I download mp3s. It is actually a band named Nightfall who wrote Diva and Traitor's Kiss.

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by guitar_demon
i was searching the web today and came across a good web radio station for metal and shit here the link for you guys if you want to tune in SnakeNet Metal Radio "Uniting the clans of metal since 1998" (http://www.snakenetmetalradio.com/default.asp)

i've been amember for a long time, and i have like 2or3 posts there.
it's a good place to be, just too much for me. i only like this better
because i know everone. there's probably some million users or something.

[guitar_demon]

yeah i notices that too they have way too many people there

[powersofterror]

hmph, thought i'd spaz up with a new avatar for a while.
it's me, taken about an hour ago.

[metal=life]

Cool, What t-shirt? Looks like a Led Zepplin one...

I flipped mine upside down cause yesterday while trippin on shrooms, I glanced over at my avatar and saw it for a solid 5 seconds or so upside down. Then I flipped it to remember my trip. :stoned:

[Dyldo]

Hahahahahahaha I don't know why that was funny but it was.

[Dyldo]

To poker players (texas hold'em):

Anyone seen Rounders? Best poker movie EVER! Long live Edward Norton!

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by metal=life
Cool, What t-shirt? Looks like a Led Zepplin one...

yep, an old one too, and surprisingly in great condition.

[sanderinos]

Beer is such a nice, refreshing beverage....

[The Doctor]

thats correct

[corroded]

yep :beer:

just that we have to spend 30 bucks everytime :angry:

[sanderinos]

I turned my study finance in beer finance :D

[The Doctor]

fuck.

i won 2 4-day-tickets for the Dour festival in Belgium, with some cool metalacts. But now i found out Dour is almost in France, impossible for me to go, so would anyone like to buy two tickets for just 100 euros? (original price 114)







please?

[sanderinos]

that´s way to much Doc! :D and what are the metal bands?

[MechanicalRaper]

Poker movie.... how the fuck do you make a movie about poker?

[powersofterror]

:rolleyes: maybe it's a 3hour long epic saga about some gay erin brocabitch
trying to ban poker. of course, i'm being sarcastic.

[metal=life]

Whats that one pool shooting movie? Its supposed to be extremely good and I think it won a lot of awards and shit. It was made a long time ago too... someones gotta know. There can't be that many pool movies out there.

[The Doctor]

Originally posted by sanderinos
that´s way to much Doc! :D and what are the metal bands?

Biohazard, Madball, Backfire!, Clawfinger, Soulfly, and some more hardcore shit.
c'mon, original price is 114 for 2, my offer is now 90 for 2.

DONT YOU SEE THE DISCOUNT, C'MON BUY IT!!!!!

[powersofterror]

need more info than, "pool shooting." or is it just what it says?
a movie about some dudes shooting people in a pool?
i know only of "the swimming pool", a movie that hasn't been to theaters
yet, and a horror "the pool" which is as gay as halloween3.

oh, by the way, i say 28 days later, it was worth the drink i bought
at the gas station 'cause i was thirsty, but it's not worth the 4.50
i paid to see it. don't waste your money guys.

[metal=life]

No dude. Its about the sport pool. Not a swimming pool. And thats why I asked if anyone knew of it, because there can't be that many movies about pool playing.

[Def]

Originally posted by The Doctor
Biohazard, Madball, Backfire!, Clawfinger, Soulfly, and some more hardcore shit.
c'mon, original price is 114 for 2, my offer is now 90 for 2.

DONT YOU SEE THE DISCOUNT, C'MON BUY IT!!!!!

lol, sounds like a hardcore festival haha

kickass, Backfire! and Madball!

ehhe, HC BEATDOWN!$%!^"£&*$%

:angry:

[sanderinos]

Ehh... Def, Doc wanted you to buy it. Not like it :D

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by metal=life
No dude. Its about the sport pool. Not a swimming pool.
oooohhhhh, my mistake.

[The Doctor]

Originally posted by sanderinos
Ehh... Def, Doc wanted you to buy it. Not like it :D
yeah Def, buy it man, i'll raise the discount, 80 euros-->4 day festival entrance, 4 night camping place.

cmon the discount's 34 euros dammit!!

[sanderinos]

hehehe... who will go to france??! when is it anyway?

[The Doctor]

the week after graspop, thursday till saturday.
its not in france, close the the border in belgium.

[sanderinos]

it´s not my bag... + after graspop I won´t have any money left :D

[metal=life]

SHIT! Something terrible happened! Yesterday it rained on me when I was walking home...2 minutes ago I went to grab my zig zags to roll a joint and my papers were in those pants I was wearing yesterday...now all my rolling papers are stuck together:bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

[powersofterror]

hahaha, i find that funny.
my internet is down in my room, so right now i've been on the
older pc, and i counted 23 secs after posting in the tits thread
to where it goes to the post. i got mad
and beat my punching bag for about 10 or 15 seconds.

[Def]

ahha wtf.

and no doc I don't want them, I can't go at that date.

some cool bands though.

[Dyldo]

The "Pool Movie" is called 'the Color of Money" with Paul Newman and some other guy. Its a great money about sharks and they get in a shit load of trouble. Rounders, the poker movie is about 2 guys (edward Nortan and Matt Damon) who are exellent poker players. Matt who quite poker for relationship reasons is drawn back into the game by Edward known as "Worm" because he cheats and scams. They start making big bucks but the find out that worm is in heavy deat and they have to make some money to pay it off. Its a great movie even if you don't know what poker is, I suggest renting it.

[metal=life]

Originally posted by Darko
The "Pool Movie" is called 'the Color of Money"

YES! Thank you :beer:

[Dyldo]

;) Great movie too. Paul Newman is a great actor. Anyone seen "Coolhand Luke"?

[Def]

PST is doing fine in Amsterdam, had a couple of heineken longnecks with him this afternoon and got yelled at by some bitch because we where smashing bottles in front of her house, haha, good stuff :)

[Gigantic Penis]

Oh my god.......

I downloaded some Andrew W.K. songs last night on a whim. I gotta say, it may be the shittiest music ever. Dear lord, this guy has the lyricist skills of an 8 year old.

[Tattered]

yeah andrew wk sucks, he gets bottled almost every gig.

[atifman]

Originally posted by powersofterror
oooohhhhh, my mistake.

hehe, what did you think pool shooting was?
i got an image of someone shooting swimmers with a gun.

[atifman]

what are you talking about, he rules!!

he's the reason i went to the Vans Warped tour.

the only problem was, that he seemed like he was playing the same song over and over. what's the deal with that? ;)

[sanderinos]

Originally posted by Def
PST is doing fine in Amsterdam, had a couple of heineken longnecks with him this afternoon and got yelled at by some bitch because we where smashing bottles in front of her house, haha, good stuff :)


whahahaa..... american psycho! :D

[Def]

that was nothing, PST pissing in a garbage dumpster in a full metro station was way more funny, dutch insults beeing thrown at him, haha

haha

we ended out pissing in the jewish museum at the end of the day!

[sanderinos]

you should write a topic on his adventures in holland...

[Dyldo]

Pissing on things is fun!

[Def]

haha, ask PST, some old dutch lady started yelling at him while he was pissing in a garbage can, IN a metro station in Amsterdam :D

haha, the lady running and shouting when we threw some beer bottles was more funny though :D

[Dyldo]

On sunday I walked into a liquor store naked.

Put some stirofoam in gasoline and let the gasoline eat away at it (stir). It should become a very sticky surup. Put it on a stick and light it on fire and you've got napalm! It will stay on fire for hours and you can throw it at shit and it will stick to it.

[PantericA]

Originally posted by Darko
Put some stirofoam in gasoline and let the gasoline eat away at it (stir). It should become a very sticky surup. Put it on a stick and light it on fire and you've got napalm! It will stay on fire for hours and you can throw it at shit and it will stick to it.

hahaha, yeah, i remember being 12 years old. me and my friends were crazy. we once gave an old guy a heart attack from lighting off super sonic bangs and pounded screamers by the old folks home.:stoned:

[Dyldo]

Thats mean.

[nightrider06]

come on they have to do die sometime, better sooner than later

[The Doctor]

I saw Animal Factory yesterday, great movie

[far_beyond_sane]

FUCKING HOLY RECTAL-HAMMERING GOAT-FELCHING COCK-BAITING CHRIST!

I just finished my exams, and SHAG MY ANKLES if it doesn't feel good. Tonight, I am going to smoke much of the ganja that I've been sorely neglecting over the last month. My brain needs serious greening after all the fucking psychology I've burnt into it.

ARGH! WUGG! MUNF!

[Def]

haha, dude watch out for those valueable braincells!!

[sanderinos]

Originally posted by nightrider06
come on they have to do die sometime, better sooner than later

But they want to die by natural causes not by napalm thrown at their face :D

[far_beyond_sane]

NHYAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha!

Watch THIS (http://home.deds.nl/~meerbeef/anim/bs_clip_voi.swf)! Trust me :)

[nightrider06]

loading blinked a couple of times so i left, i hate waiting, i hope i didnt miss too much:scatter:

[guitar_demon]

no you didnt miss much its just a rock version of a britney spears song F_B_S where the hell do you spend you time finding this shit??

[PantericA]

haha, i thought it wasn't that bad.

[powersofterror]

it's great to wake up at 1:15 in the afternoon.

[powersofterror]

by the way, i'll be gone most of this week, up to tuesday next week.
busy working, (july4) and college orientation is sunday-tuesday.
damn, i gotta study.

[metal=life]

hahahahaha the little dude poked her eye...

Damn, I was kinda hoping to see some titties but oh well. And what the fuck...how the hell can they play guitar when there's no pickups???

[The Doctor]

ive seen guitars with pickups under the body.

but i think shes one big fake

[metal=life]

Yeah I know...there's the new Line 6 guitar with pickups under the body. But those axes looked like Ibanez and Ibanez guitars have visible pickups.

[Dyldo]

Was thats a real band?

[guitar_demon]

Originally posted by metal=life
Yeah I know...there's the new Line 6 guitar with pickups under the body.
can you post a pic of it ?

[metal=life]

Just go on a Line 6 website....

[guitar_demon]

ok i did and i saw them and i gotta say they just look fucked up to me with no humbuckers or anythign

[Dyldo]

Anyone here play Worms World Party?

[metal=life]

what's that?

[Dyldo]

The funnest game in the hole entire world! wwp.team17.com/patches.html check it out thier. Its the newest one. The old one (Worms Armeggedon) was just as good too. I downloaded this one but now that I updated it, its asking me to insert the cd dammit! I have been looking for CD cracks for about 2 hours but everthing is BS or dosen't work (that or its in german). If anyone can help with this problem id appreciate this.

I wish slayme's old "how to" thread was still around...

[far_beyond_sane]

Move over Dan Swano! (http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2003-07-03&nav=VIEW&id=AJP510M6780030703)

[metal=life]

For anyone thats been arrested....Do they give you a lie detector test in court? I was drunk and caught and I'm 16 and shit.

[atifman]

i don't know about that, but all i know is that you're fucked.

[atifman]

this guy takes his equipment up the ass:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2542144998&category=33043


I’m thinning out my guitar collection. I have more guitar's than I have room for. So I’m selling some of my pride and joy’s. Just to let you know I am very Anal with my equipment, so this guitar was taken care of.


Just to let you know I am very Anal with my equipment


I am very Anal with my equipment

very Anal


so this guitar was taken care of.


i'll bet it was, tiger ;)

[atifman]

ooh i found some more quotes:

It goes from bottem end chunky to really dirty

This particular guitar has been my work horse.

And has really been very reliable

[atifman]

and 9 people bid on it too! :eek:
talk about a shitty guitar.

[sevenstringstik]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
TROGDORRRRRR!
THATCHED COTTAAAAAGESSSSSSSSSSS!!!


by any chance are you BURNINATING THE PEASANTS?

:flame:

[far_beyond_sane]

FUCKITY FUCK CUNT~!

DEATH TO POEPLE CALLE DRODGWER!


KILL!!!!!! MANY NONTNESS THE LIVES! AGH!

PEOPEL !ON THE COP!!!!



WHWERE THE THING! WIBBLE !!!!
KLARR! IOHATE STUE STUFFFF!!1
ARGEH WI BLE TUCNT~!!!!!!!!

(Get your own beer, you cunt smackles)

[atifman]

that dude is selling more guitars, and it says the same thing in each of the descriptions:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=2542132501
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=2542132501

he is very Anal with every one of his guitars!

[far_beyond_sane]

IT GOES FROM BOTTOM END CHUNKY TO REALLY DIRTY!

ARR!

[atifman]

ok it was midnite and i was tired when i wrote, so i'm not quite sure what i meant there either.

[metal=life]

I'm so fuckin' chilled out right now with this blunt:stoned:
The world is so fucking beautiful man:stoned:
I love Testament on weed:stoned:
The Ballad and The Legacy are the illest songs...whats with the word illest?
Yo
My lyrics are more illest than yours:uzi:
wow...
I think I'm bored
Damn....this weed is harsh
but its dank nugs
or is it nuggs:confused:
i'm illesterate
illiterate*
I got that word wrong on a spelling B once
or is it spelling Bee:confused:
Fuck i'm a loser!
I have like...4 good friends...
At least i'm not a virgan though
hmmm....how many times can you mispell virgan?
virgan
virgian
virgin
vergane
vergin
vergyne
i'm gonna fuck this chick i know
Her parents are going to Europe in August...
I asked her online if i could and she said yes
i was like "whoa"
fuck
i love metaltabs
its like a second life sort of
i'm really really friggin high
still got about an inch left on this blunt...
shit...
my eyes are cashed...
shit!
i wonder if this visine is still good...
it expired in 1999:mad:
hmmm
it can't make them look any more fucked up though......
fuck
i hate eyedrops
they burn
i'm a pussy
lets talk about this bud...
its dank
its fuzzy and has purple hairs
and orange
and its sticky as fuck
the blunt wrap is berry
Mmmmmmmmmmm
my lips are tasty
they taste like.....
berry:love: :love:
those smilies are gay
teehee
unless ones are chick and shaved her head......
or if they're lesbians and they both have shaved heads....
which would still make them gay...
teehee
if your reading this...
you're wasting your time.
I am writing this to see for myself tomorrow what does on through a potheads head
oooooooooooon weeeeeeeeeed:stoned: :stoned: :stoned:
shit, how long has it been writing this post?
damn...
15 minutes already
blunts gone:(
but i am sooooo baked....
11:16pm...
I have no life:(
dudes...
I'm gonna fuck my friend's sister...
he's one of my 4 friends...
should i do it?? (please RTT)
i really want to know...
cause i think she really likes me
and shes not only hot, shes a really cool chick too
like i respect her...
n' stuff..
damn
maybe i can do this...
see, phil is like my closest friend now...keep in mind that all my friends are only about 1 year old...not 1 year age wise, but i've only known them for 1 year...cause I just moved here last year...and i met phil towards the end of school this year so i've known him for about a month. And we have hung out everyday this summer cause we jam constantly. We both have a huge passion for our instruments so we're comin up with some really cool shit. Its like...really really raw sounding american thrash/european power metal with teachniqual (shit I tried spelling that word for a solid minute) anyways...yeah. I've been jamming from noon to 11pm now constantly everday cause its summer...and we only stop cause his parents have to sleep sumtime...ok...i know i just didnt spell sometime "sumtime"...fuck, i did. Writing what you think while blown the fuck out is fun...
anyways...yeah. His parents don't like the metal for sleeping. But phils sister is so hot. And sometimes she lets me teach her stuff on guitar too...
Does that sound like a 'signal' to you?? It might just appear like that to me cause i'm fucking nuts for her. I wonder if phil or kasey (his sister) ever read this...
I guess I'd want kasey to know but I don't know how phil would take it. Man...Kasey is so perfect....beautiful...like a butterfly flying aimlessly into the summer breeze
:love:
Anyway, back to my plan to get kasey...
I can spend the night one time at phils house and say "dude, lets jam til 11 and then blaze all night...over here cause my parents are fighting about me getting arrested friday..man.....I think they're seriously breaking up:( " (its my mom and her boyfriend so its not really my parents...they're waiting to get married in the fall outside but we all live together)
So...phil will be like "yeah dude...lets chill tonight"
So then we jam till 11...
toke up...drink a little...
phil will probobly drink til he's passed out and i'll pretend i did too...
But I won't drink enough to pass out, just a buzz...
but I'll tell him i'm planning on drinking til i pass out so he'll want to too...
So when phils passed out, I'll get grab phils guitar, go in Kasey's room, get naked, put on my Barry White voice, and ask her to jam downstairs (thats where the "jamming room" is)

or...

I can stay dressed, get her downstairs, then make a move....like hug her from behind while she's concentrated on playing guitar..........passionatlly....and kiss her neck...
fuck
i popped a boner
i like my second idea
coming to her in the nude at first is kind of weird feeling
but i will be drunk.....
but she wont...
so i better go with my second idea
damn
i'm gonna get some pussy:scatter:
I hope I haven't used to many smilies...
DAMN
11:48 already
I hope you were entertained by this if your nosey ass read it...
just kidding
but really...
stop.

I got the munchies
I'm gonna go
I spend way too much time one this site
but its cool
i love you guys:bawling:
weeds wearing off!

[atifman]

i think you should ask your friend for permisson if you can fuck his sister. that should definitely work.
:p




hmm...this could be fodder for one of Sane's "Dear Jim" articles.

stoner: "should i fuck my friend's sister, dude?"

advice: "start a relationship with his sister first, and wait til marriage"

jim's advice: "yes, mate, fuck the brains out of his sister"

[guitar_demon]

GOD DAMN you have to be one bored ass stoned mother fucker to write all that!!!!!! and its mostly ass bullshit too haha:stoned: :scatter: ....but yeah fuck the chick man :beer:

[metal=life]

You don't know how bored I am....all my electric guitars are over at my 3rd friend's house...which is far. And he has to drive over here monday cause he's my only friend with a working car...So I've been away from my electric for 2 weeks now and I am depressed...like almost depressed enough to commit....i mean...seek theropy. Damn...I have to suffer all day tomorrow too...then monday will come:) And I can sit in my room alone with my guitar writing passionate music til my fingers work no longer.:love: :scatter: :love:


Then hump Kasey:love:
alllllllll niiiiiiiiiight looooooooooooong

With Phil passed out in the room next to mine and Kasey's:vampire:
hehe hee hehehe MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA :behead:

[metal=life]

Wow, life really sucks. Its slow, boring, and torturing. Maybe its me...or maybe its a phase I'm going through cause I'm getting older, but everything seems less fun now then when I was younger. Like, 5 days younger...cause I just recently have been depressed like fuck:confused:

[nightrider06]

oi bro i want the same drugs ur on, ur post would have to be a record for the longest post it took me like 10 minutes to read the fucker, anyway those drugs:stoned:

[metal=life]

No you don't...I just have nothing better to do than smoke pot and go online tonight. And this is the only site I ever really use the internet for...
And the reason I have so much time to post so much is because I'm going through DXM withdrawal cause I'm hooked... I never thought you could actually get "hooked" on a drug that easily. So obviously I'm not going to ruin my life by popping dex pills to keep the DXM steady in my bloodstream so I have to keep puking. And I can't control it. My friend that has been addicted before said thats normal for a couple of days...but life is hell. If I'm active at ALL, like even jump up too fast, I'll get lightheaded and sometimes black out. Which is also normal for a few days. DRUGS ARE BAD. I mean, sure its ok to try a trippy drug once or twice but keep it once or twice. I led myself to believe that its ok to do DXM once a month...and in a week I found myself doing it again...then it became a three day straight thing before I realized it was a problem...lets see...3 bottles of vicks44 one day (thats 230mg each bottle which is 690mg of DXM that day) and the next day I had 24 Coriciden pills which is 80mg each pill so thats...1920mg. The next day I had 40 pills which is 3,200mg...For a trip you need 286. Of course what I did was irresponsible but its an addiction...you can't explain it if you haven't been there.

Pot is still my friend though because its not too harmful, especially since I don't smoke ciggs. By the time I'm 21 though I will stop cause I prefer getting drunk over high. Thats the legal drinking age here in America...

[nightrider06]

21, shit its 18 here, man dont take it perosnally but u got serious problems

[PantericA]

18 to drink here too. and didn't i tell you to stop taking that shit. haha you fuckin idiot.

[Def]

its 16 here.

hah, I'm a veteran

metal=hasn't got a life, your post are as big as they are useless

you, my friend, need a good lay

[The Doctor]

16 for beer,wine and tabacco, booze & pot 18.

[artofnothing6]

pots illegal here, but 21 for booze, wine, and shit.

its funny how pots illegal, yet over half of america does it.

[The Doctor]

and it's ILLEGAL for them to search you

:p

[metal=life]

Wow, I could say that yesterday was my all time BORINGEST day in my life. haha

And I will get a good lay. Two of them hopefully. I'm about to go see Kasey now:cool:



*Note: Yesterday I smoked a dank blunt...which makes me talk a lot. And since theres not much to talk about its all useless jibber jabber

[nightrider06]

Originally posted by The Doctor
16 for beer,wine and tabacco, booze & pot 18.
wats the different between beer, wine and booze besides the taste. they all do the same thing which is get u drunk, just some drinks quiker than others. Shouldnt the legal age just be the same then?? silly law to me:flame:

[Dyldo]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

It was 4th of July here in the states on friday and me and my friend went up north (california) to a place called San Diego. Him and I where walking along the beach looking for a good spot for waves and he said that he heard there was a nude beach about 2-3 miles away. I was skeptic about it because it connected with a public beach but we went and checked it out anyway. So off we went walking for about 2 hours and we finally saw it. We walked up with great anticpation and what was the very first thing we see?











2 naked dudes holding hands with there dicks pierced! Now it wasn't just a nude beach....it was a GAY nude beach. I had already turned around but my friend insisted to lurk further into the unknown because he said there had to be some naked chicks. So we kept walking and like swarms of locuts, all thier was in site was gay naked men. Fat, skinny, tall, short, black, white, mexican, asain gay men. Laying next to each other, making out in the water, playing volleyball ect. I near about killed my friend because he wanted to keep looking for chicks. We turned back and where diffrent men. It was literaly like that picture slayme posted in the tits forum -
http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=70213




I probably saw more penis than anyone ever will in thier lifetime combined.

The moral odf the story is this: To everyone that ventures into San Diego...stay the fuck away from Black's Beach!

[metal=life]

Damn, and I thought my 4th of July sucked...
I was arrested.

[The Doctor]

Originally posted by nightrider06
wats the different between beer, wine and booze besides the taste. they all do the same thing which is get u drunk, just some drinks quiker than others. Shouldnt the legal age just be the same then?? silly law to me:flame:

booze stands for liquor, like whisky, which has a higher alcohol rate. so thats why the age limit is higher.

hmm, the only thing i legally can drink is milk and soda:) but fuck em, beer's the thing:beer:

[sanderinos]

Alcohol laws are stupid... In holland when I was 16 I couldn´t buy some liquor, while in a pub or discotheque I could drink as much as I wanted too....

When I was in america (I was 17 back then) I could drive cars, buy a gun, join the army but couldn´t drink a zip of beer! AND THAT´S WATERY AMERICAN PUSSY BEER!!!

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by sanderinos
WATERY AMERICAN PUSSY BEER!!!

TRUTH SPOKEN. Most of it is fucking vomitous rubbish, and people who think it's actually good are either massively ignorant or fooling themselves because they can't afford imports or small batch.

[MechanicalRaper]

Originally posted by Darko
2 naked dudes holding hands with there dicks pierced! ...I near about killed my friend because he wanted to keep looking for chicks.

Two things:

A) why in Hell's name were you looking at their dicks?
B) You should have killed him. Or at the very minimum, kicked his gay ass.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
TRUTH SPOKEN. Most of it is fucking vomitous rubbish, and people who think it's actually good are either massively ignorant or fooling themselves because they can't afford imports or small batch.

I agree on this.

Now, i have stated in the past that i do very much enjoy Budweiser.....but keep in mind, the Bud i drink is brewed in Canada, so it's better.

[Def]

haha, budweiser, I had molson and budweiser and both tasted like water...

heineken export, that's the stuff you guys get over there, has a different taste then our longnecks, heh, I don't like the export that much.

belgian beer fucking rules though, like Palm, Stella Artois and Jupiler!

[Mofoism]

go canadian beer... oh hell who am i kidding

i dont even drink


mmmcoke

[Def]

coke makes me go hyperactive, especially the new vanilla flavour.

must be the caffeine, I go fast from golden shower, eh golden power too, which is a red-bull rip-off drink.

[Dyldo]

Dr. Peeeeeeeeeeeper

[The Doctor]

Originally posted by Def

belgian beer fucking rules though, like Palm, Stella Artois and Jupiler!
you forgot hoegaarden and kriek belle vue *drools*

[ThroneofbahoS]

Try some gooood ole Finnish Beer!!
Weird feeling man... First day sober after Friday... Been drunk and high mostly...
Weird...

[ThroneofbahoS]

Wait! Im NOT sober anyways... :beer:

[far_beyond_sane]

SMASH! BREAK-KILL! BURN! DESTRUCTINATE! FLAY! CRUNCH!

[The Doctor]

i agree on that dude

[nightrider06]

aussie beer is the beer to drink VB owns all

[Agent-Orange]

Originally posted by nightrider06
aussie beer is the beer to drink VB owns all

Damn Straight.

[atifman]

Sane, is something wrong?

you've been saying/yelling out alot of random stuff lately, what's the deal?

http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=84387#post84387

http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=84384#post84384

http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=84222#post84222

http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=83992#post83992

http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=83945#post83945

http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=83488#post83488

http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=82323#post82323


i'm getting a little concerned..... *makes concerned face*

[slayme_returns]

I'm more concerned that you gathered all of that shit together.


atifman the post gatherer. You sexy bitch.

[atifman]

wasn't that hard, I just clicked "search posts by this user", i'd go in, look at posts that were all capitalized and strange, right click on the link to the post, choose "copy shortcut", then paste it in my post with ctrl+V.

[Def]

Originally posted by nightrider06
aussie beer is the beer to drink VB owns all

haha, well it beats XXXX, aussie beer is better then canadian and american beer though euro beer owns all your pathetic asses!


I think FBS is on dope.

[ThroneofbahoS]

Good point Def... This next comment proofs it!

"I just finished my exams, and SHAG MY ANKLES if it doesn't feel good. Tonight, I am going to smoke much of the ganja that I've been sorely neglecting over the last month. My brain needs serious greening after all the fucking psychology I've burnt into it."

Gotcha, Sane!
:flame:

[DELETE79]

http://www.gamespyarcade.com/software/webgames/sicktwisted//fivefinger/fivefinger_index.htm

i like this
:vampire:

and Def you should try more canadian strong beer (especially in quebec)
we got beer with 9 and 10% alcohol...fuckin sweet

[DELETE79]

Originally posted by atifman
Sane, is something wrong?

you've been saying/yelling out alot of random stuff lately, what's the deal?
i'm getting a little concerned..... *makes concerned face*

UHMM I DON'T KNOW HE SEEMS TO ME THAT HE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT

[Dyldo]

Originally posted by DELETE79

and Def you should try more canadian strong beer (especially in quebec)
we got beer with 9 and 10% alcohol...fuckin sweet

Thats weeeaaaakk.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by DELETE79
[Band Def you should try more canadian strong beer (especially in quebec)
we got beer with 9 and 10% alcohol...fuckin sweet [/B]

HAHA!!! UNIBROUE!!! THAT SHIT RULES MAN!!!!!

[DELETE79]

Originally posted by Darko
Thats weeeaaaakk.

the're the strongest i know... something better to suggest ..smartass??:)

[Dyldo]

I don't know much about liquor, I just know that that is low proof.

[The Doctor]

Originally posted by DELETE79
http://www.gamespyarcade.com/software/webgames/sicktwisted//fivefinger/fivefinger_index.htm

i like this
:vampire:

and Def you should try more canadian strong beer (especially in quebec)
we got beer with 9 and 10% alcohol...fuckin sweet

we have Het Kanon (the canon)
11,5%

eat my shorts

[Pentacle]

I have self made beer....12 %

[Dyldo]

Oops, sorry Delete. I thought you where talking about liquor in general and over read that you where discussing the % in beer.

[powersofterror]

'ello everyone.

[Dyldo]

yoooo


Final Fantasy rules.

[deMANUfacture]

this thread right now is as fun as a 20kilo dog running into ya nuts

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by nightrider06
aussie beer is the beer to drink VB owns all

Typical shit-ignorant Australian meathead moron pigfucker. You couldn't even spell a foreign beer, let alone appreciate one. It's good to see you have as many tastebuds as working brain cells.

To all those speculating about my general well-being and drug intake - feel free to give a yak a handjob, and leave me to self-destruct in peace.

[Def]

Originally posted by DELETE79


and Def you should try more canadian strong beer (especially in quebec)
we got beer with 9 and 10% alcohol...fuckin sweet

I'de love too, I allways try the local beers too when I'm abroad, England has pretty lousy beer too, hehe, but some of it is ok, german and belgian beers are my favorite though, regular beer for me is just fucking heineken which is dirt cheap here.

I've got a batch of belgian beer on my room now, the triple's are 9% too, but they taste a bit fuzzy, like, not brightat all, which doesn't make it nice beer to drink at a summer evening, I'de rather stick with a nice belgian Palm or Stella Artois, maybe even a Jupiler, or some Carlsberg, or or... :p

the american and canadian beer that I had so far really sucked though, especially the american stuff was waterey and it came right down, everytime you drink one you need to piss again, haha.

[far_beyond_sane]

CHAMPION OF THE WEEK GOES TO THIS MAN! (http://poststuff.en-tensity.net/062703/media/media.php?media=streaker2.wmv)

[artofnothing6]

lmfao

[atifman]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
give a yak a handjob

i don't think i'm capable of doing that sane, i ain't a genital thaumaturgist like you :)


wow, that streaker guy rules, how'd he time it so that he would run right in front of the camera when they were filming? and how'd he know that they were there?

[Dyldo]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
CHAMPION OF THE WEEK GOES TO THIS MAN! (http://poststuff.en-tensity.net/062703/media/media.php?media=streaker2.wmv)

Streaking rules! I tried to take a screen shot of it but it just turns up black. That video has led me to believe that all news reporter talk like they are going to conclude with something. For dick's sake, she even said "Oh my goodness" like she was reporting something.

[Dyldo]

This thread is dead!

Echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echoooooooooooooooooo0oooooo. Fuck im bored...

[mrweijia]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

[memnoch]

My snots are all goddamn black. It's disgusting!

Spent most of the day working in an old tractor-trailer clearing out old huge crates.......the stuff in there hasn't been touched in more than 25 years....you wouldn't believe the amount of dust in there, goddamn at least a cm thick. One guy started sweeping it out and it looked like a freaking coal mine!:sickface:

[Dyldo]

Fun! Hope you got paid.

Hahaha, funny band.

[memnoch]

Of course i got paid, it was at my job.

[deMANUfacture]

went to our local show last night, went on the usual rides which r boring but u still go on dem every year, and i got very wet due to uncalled for rain from the gods, after it was all shut down i went back and got me a whinny the pooh bear, i hate when the showies be smart asses and make sure u dont win, so i thought i would get dem back and get my prize, no sleep was had on this night

[memnoch]

w00!

Calling in sick rules!!!!! Especially when you're not sick.

Although i'm shitface tired, only got like 2 hours sleep before i had to get up for work.

[Def]

calling in sick is good, especially if you've got a contract and get paid if you're sick.

I do it every 6 weeks, I've done it for quite a while, never got busted. for one day they dont' bother to check up. I only work on saturdays so :)

[powersofterror]

i just finished mowing the backyard and cutting tree limbs.
oh, and we got a new dog, white lab.

[memnoch]

I went to the grocery store cause i wanted to buy a shrimp platter for supper, but no place had them. Fucking bullshit, the only time i go out just to buy shrimp they're all out....everywhere!

So i settled on pizza.

[Dyldo]

Pizza is the best solution.






Spinal Tap Rules!

[The Doctor]

shrimps are good, very good:beer:

[L,B'XXX]

A guy I'm friends with at work just came up from North Carolina. He and his wife and relatives went to an AYCE seafood buffet. It was $22 apiece , but his brother -in -law had 3 live lobsters cooked and ate those, and then ate a pound of scallops with a white garlic sauce on them. I guess one island was lobster, one crab, one fish, and one shrimp and scallops. They pigged out big time. He said he ate almost 3 pounds of scallops. He could do it, too. Sounds like a heavenly place to me.
Damn it , I'm hungry now. :mad:

[powersofterror]

a couple weeks ago, i sent away a bunch of graduation invitations
(yeah, a little late...:scatter: )and so far i got 45 bucks.

[Dyldo]

Originally posted by L,B'XXX
A guy I'm friends with at work just came up from North Carolina. He and his wife and relatives went to an AYCE seafood buffet. It was $22 apiece , but his brother -in -law had 3 live lobsters cooked and ate those, and then ate a pound of scallops with a white garlic sauce on them. I guess one island was lobster, one crab, one fish, and one shrimp and scallops. They pigged out big time. He said he ate almost 3 pounds of scallops. He could do it, too. Sounds like a heavenly place to me.
Damn it , I'm hungry now. :mad:

Words cannot describe how much I would want a deal like that. Around here that would probably cost well over 300 bucks. I love seafood.

[Dyldo]

Originally posted by powersofterror
a couple weeks ago, i sent away a bunch of graduation invitations
(yeah, a little late...:scatter: )and so far i got 45 bucks.

That made no sence.

[metal=life]

I fucking love pecan pie

[slayme_returns]

Pecan pie fucking owns. Accept no pie substitute.

[metal=life]

Mmmmmmmmmmm......just made brownies. With the secret ingredient.......

maaaaaaaaryyyyyy jeeeeeeewwwwwww waaaaannnnnnnaaaaaaa:scatter:




Ok I lied, I'm dry out of weed:(

[metal=life]

Is it just me or are the Opeth avatars multiplying? Theres nothin' wrong with it, Opeth does kick ass.

[Dyldo]

!!¤¤¤¤¤¤1000s posts¤¤¤¤!!

1000s posts on my birthday. Mother had a bunch of friends over and my friend and I bartended. 20 bucks and hour and we get to watch 30 - 50 year old women get tottaly wasted, funny shit.

[metal=life]

But did YOU get wasted??


I was looking at the thread views column and Nicest Tits had over 4,000...hmmmm. I own about 200 of those views:o

[Def]

Originally posted by Darko
Spinal Tap Rules!

hahahahaha

[atifman]

Originally posted by metal=life
I own about 200 of those views:o

does it say that somewhere, or did you guess?

[metal=life]

Nah, I'm guessing...I use it frequently so its at least 200. I loooooove that tawny roberts site. The Twistys one. :love:

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by Darko
That made no sence.

yeah, well, over here in america, if you send an invitation
to your relatives for your high school graduation, it is customary for
them to send you money. so there.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by metal=life
Nah, I'm guessing...I use it frequently so its at least 200. I loooooove that tawny roberts site. The Twistys one. :love:

Roger that man, she's fucking amazing!