I Wonder

[METALABUSA]

Why is it that alot of hot bitches that I get with take care of everything else except for the part that means the most...THEIR FUCKIN PUSSY?

I mean really
Does god not want any convenience for me?
Am I the only one who gets the tuna taco while everyone else gets the peach kobler pie?
If I don't get a clean bitch soon, I think I might freak out and kill someone.

Any advice?:drunk:

[nightrider06]

any pussies good mate

[guitar_demon]

date a stripper they take great care of their pussy

[nightrider06]

if u arent lucky enough to get a date with a stripper, rape her

[guitar_demon]

he could but then its just not as enjoyable

[freek666]

oh stop bitchin luke.
:sickface:

[nightrider06]

i cant help but notice how much metalusa loves himself by when he says " why is it that ALOT of HOT bitches that i get with.." im sure youe not that good mate

[freek666]

Originally posted by nightrider06
i cant help but notice how much metalusa loves himself by when he says " why is it that ALOT of HOT bitches that i get with.." im sure youe not that good mate
very nice dude fry the nu metalhead

[guitar_demon]

you know guys none of us have givin him his advice maybe you can have a form to have these hot bitches fill out that have a shit load of bullshit question then have the last one be something like "if your pussy is clean and freashlt shaven check this box":p

[freek666]

Originally posted by METALABUSA
Why is it that alot of hot bitches that I get with take care of everything else except for the part that means the most...THEIR FUCKIN PUSSY?

I mean really
Does god not want any convenience for me?
Am I the only one who gets the tuna taco while everyone else gets the peach kobler pie?
If I don't get a clean bitch soon, I think I might freak out and kill somebody

Any advice?:drunk:
bitches is not a cool term for a female....

[guitar_demon]

well what if your talking about a femal dog? then its a-ok

[freek666]

Originally posted by METALABUSA
Why is it that alot of hot guys that I get with take care of everything else except for the part that means the most...THEIR FUCKIN COCK?

I mean really
Does god not want any convenience for me?
Am I the only one who gets the man-tits while everyone else gets the shiny pink sword?
If I don't get a clean guy soon, I think I might freak out and kill someone.

Any advice?:drunk:
hehehehe.....

[guitar_demon]

this my freinds is someone who has nothing better to do haha:D

[freek666]

Originally posted by guitar_demon
this my freinds is someone who has nothing better to do haha:D
dude you crack me up:D

[ThrashTillDeath]

date younger then you dont gotta worry?
Im reminded of F_B_S's excruciating when i say that.

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by ThrashTillDeath
date younger then you dont gotta worry?
Im reminded of F_B_S's excruciating when i say that.

My whaaaaaaa? Apparently I said it, and I'm fucking confused now.

By the way, the premise for starting this thread is lamer than a no-legged dog.

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
..no-legged dog.

man, wouldn't that suck.

[sanderinos]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
this thread is lamer than a no-legged dog.

And yet another F_B_S classic sees the light...

[MechanicalRaper]

Originally posted by guitar_demon
well what if your talking about a femal dog? then its a-ok

Well, who knows. This cunt is pretty stupid, maybe he really has been humping dogs. It's quite disgusting, but it's also quite possible.

That said, I get two strange feelings about this fuck:

-His definition of "hot" and mine are wildly different (mine being based on the likes of Jenna, Susanna Spears, SMG and the usual suspects, for a frame of reference)
-I'm beginning to doubt that he's even seen a chick's cooter.
-If he has, then I must wonder how sad his life is if he spends his time posting about it on message boards.

The verdict: he's a cunt.

[nightrider06]

who complains about pussy ur getting? definetly not me this is one sad cunt

[METALABUSA]

I'm just tryin to get funny responses from asking stupid questions considering I came to know about this Metaltab site. Aparently I suceeded. Most of you guys sound really fuckin angry as hell.
:mad:



Well heres something you can bitch about,

[nightrider06]

die:behead:

[MechanicalRaper]

Where?

Anyway, we're not necessarily angry, we just don't have a lot of patience for tards like yourself. Trying to get funny responses from stupid questions? The only thing you do there is make yourself look like a fucking jackass. And you are one. Bottom line: you're a twat with an underdeveloped sense of humor.

[powersofterror]

you said it, ya weirdo.:homer:

[BassBehemoth]

Originally posted by MechanicalRaper
Where?

Anyway, we're not necessarily angry, we just don't have a lot of patience for tards like yourself. Trying to get funny responses from stupid questions? The only thing you do there is make yourself look like a fucking jackass. And you are one. Bottom line: you're a twat with an underdeveloped sense of humor.


Hahaha, I love your posts man, they are enlightening.:eek:


And if this guy is complaining about pussy, why don't you go down to the SPCA and find a nice used pair of animal balls to suck?

[MechanicalRaper]

^^^:eek:

Anyway, thank you...:D

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by BassBehemoth

And if this guy is complaining about pussy, why don't you go down to the SPCA and find a nice used pair of animal balls to suck?

Ouch. Feel the love. The love wears a collar.

This thread is only going to cause abuse. I'm saving you from yourself here, you dribbling marot.