RTT #117: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[BassBehemoth]

Have at it fucks.

[Requiem]

Your title is so 1337.

[MetalThrashingMad]

I wouldn't expect anything else from mister LOLZ XD

[tmfreak]

What a cunt.

LoL

I probably haven't said lol since i first started "chatting" on the net, and that was back when ICQ first started.

[BassBehemoth]

Yes, normally it would be witty...tm pm'ed me about making an RTT, so I jumped the gun before someone else could steal it!

[Requiem]

I actually made one but no one liked the title and you know what happened from there.

[autumncurve]

at tmfreak - what do you mean by intro driver? do you mean just passed driver? because most pay anything over £1000 here when you've just passed your test, for insurance i mean, and i was more annoyed that British Pound Sterling was being confused with euros here. not the price. although the price is annoying.

[tmfreak]

at tmfreak - what do you mean by intro driver? do you mean just passed driver? because most pay anything over £1000 here when you've just passed your test, for insurance i mean, and i was more annoyed that British Pound Sterling was being confused with euros here. not the price. although the price is annoying.
Well here in america i'd venture to say that the majority of young drivers pay similar rates as to yours. Sure some worse than others. My friend got into 2 wrecks and then preceded to buy a newer camero. He was paying about 250 bucks every month for insurance. Thats 3000 dollars a year.

I was paying about 80 when i first started. Thats about 960 a year.

[Requiem]

Sexy birthday. :D

[tmfreak]

Sexy birthday. :D
What on earth are you doing up?
I'm getting ready to go to work so i have an excuse haha.

[sqol]

It's fucking pissing it down here! Proper torrential rain... I can't get down to my workshop to build my guitar :angry:

[Requiem]

I haven't sleep in two days.

[blitz906]

I haven't sleep in two days.
Your grammar made that quite obvious lol.

[Requiem]

Your grammar made that quite obvious lol.

Isn't it aways that wretched? Or did I do it deliberately....man FireFox is saving my ass.

[blitz906]

Isn't it aways that wretched? Or did I do it deliberately....man FireFox is saving my ass.
FireFox has spell check?

[Requiem]

FireFox has spell check?

Fuck yeah. You chose the dictionary that you want spell check to work for. So I could have English, French and a Swedish spell check all at once.

[blitz906]

Fuck yeah. You chose the dictionary that you want spell check to work for. So I could have English, French and a Swedish spell check all at once.

How exactly do you do that? I didn't even know FireFox had this feature.

[Requiem]

Go to this URL >> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/

When you get there check your left side. Then go to dictionaries and install. :D

[autumncurve]

It's fucking pissing it down here! Proper torrential rain... I can't get down to my workshop to build my guitar :angry:

got a day off work?

heard of an umbrella???

[BassBehemoth]

heard of an umbrella???

ha, that's about the last thing I think about when it's pouring rain...which it is now outside. :mad:

[sixsicsix]

It's fucking pissing it down here! Proper torrential rain... I can't get down to my workshop to build my guitar :angry:
hmm, it was like that here yesterday, constant intense lightning too.

[brainsforbreakfast]

pfah, all we have for this summer is grey skies and rain.

[Theoldman]

No matter where I go, there is always Harry Potter spoilers. D: Not that I care. Just letting you know. :p Beware teh interwebz!

[timedragon]

No matter where I go, there is always Harry Potter spoilers. D: Not that I care. Just letting you know. :p Beware teh interwebz!
haha. Infinity had, what sounded like, a pretty big spoiler, as his MSN/windows live( :rolleyes: ) headline. it made me laugh, because im not a big fan. and to those who are... haha, tough luck. i like the movies, but i just wait 1/2 a year-1year, and i watch it, for free, on tv

[blitz906]

Go to this URL >> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/

When you get there check your left side. Then go to dictionaries and install. :D
Thanks man :beer:

[tmfreak]

ha, that's about the last thing I think about when it's pouring rain...which it is now outside. :mad:
Perfect skys out today, with a good wind blowing and no humidity. Great fucking day to be outside i must say so.

[BassBehemoth]

Perfect skys out today, with a good wind blowing and no humidity. Great fucking day to be outside i must say so.


Fuck, lucky bastard. It down-poured again today and it was humid as fuck. :mad:

Canada isn't know for it's beautiful weather..lol. Especially the East Coast. :homer:

[tmfreak]

Fuck, lucky bastard. It down-poured again today and it was humid as fuck. :mad:

Canada isn't know for it's beautiful weather..lol. Especially the East Coast. :homer:
Especially their center...... With all the ungodly cold weather that place gets... PFFFF.

[BassBehemoth]

Especially their center...... With all the ungodly cold weather that place gets... PFFFF.


Yes, well Quebec and most of Ontario isn't so bad. But the Northwestern provinces have brutally cold winters with no trees to insulate.

[tmfreak]

Yes, well Quebec and most of Ontario isn't so bad. But the Northwestern provinces have brutally cold winters with no trees to insulate.
Thats cause even they packed up and said fuck this bullshit.

[Requiem]

Fuck, lucky bastard. It down-poured again today and it was humid as fuck. :mad:

Canada isn't know for it's beautiful weather..lol. Especially the East Coast. :homer:

Not every hates rain.

Or at least doom metal kids enjoy it.

[brainsforbreakfast]

Thats cause even they packed up and said fuck this bullshit.

hahaha

[BassBehemoth]

Not every hates rain.

Or at least doom metal kids enjoy it.

SEE TEH THREAD TITLE FOR MY REACTION.

[Requiem]

SEE TEH THREAD TITLE FOR MY REACTION.

I'm turning into a doom kid. Don't tempt me, I will kill myself just to prove to you.

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

doom metal suck....after listening to after forever, I promise to my self to never listen to that again

[brainsforbreakfast]

doom metal suck....after listening to after forever, I promise to my self to never listen to that again

after forever? that shit isn't even doom.
try old paradise lost or old anathema.

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

well, i read that after forever is doom...bah anyway!

I dont like paradise lost too so..

[Requiem]

doom metal suck....after listening to after forever, I promise to my self to never listen to that again

Which band did you listen to? I can assure you not all doom is bad.

[brainsforbreakfast]

Which band did you listen to? I can assure you not all doom is bad.

Yup. I can understand if someone found certain doom bands boring, but they're not all that way.

Bob, if you like progressive stuff, try Dark Suns, or maybe some Draconian or Uaral.

If you don't like those bands, I will yield.

[Requiem]

Yup. I can understand if someone found certain doom bands boring, but they're not all that way.

Bob, if you like progressive stuff, try Dark Suns, or maybe some Draconian or Uaral.

If you don't like those bands, I will yield.

If he doesn't like those bands he shall perish.

Bitches! Play Maple Story.

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

no im pretty sure there are many good bands in doom metal...i just never find one my self. Where can I find those band you suggest me?

[Requiem]

no im pretty sure there are many good bands in doom metal...i just never find one my self. Where can I find those band you suggest me?

Lazy cunt.

http://sordo.freehostia.com/index.php?letter=A&start=40&show=40&PHPSESSID=462a40f5cef861e7beee36fa15e729e6

http://www.albumbase.com/index.php

[powersofterror]

Last night I had sex with everything that didn't have a penis.

...just kidding. :rolleyes:

I ate at Wataburger and went to bed.

[sqol]

no im pretty sure there are many good bands in doom metal...i just never find one my self. Where can I find those band you suggest me?

Doom-metal.com (http://www.doom-metal.com) should prove very helpful for you :) We're currently going through a big sort-out there, so there's only the Bandlist and Reviews currently up for now. You can sort the bandlist by genre to narrow down to relatively similar styles. If you want, i can give you the pages which 'explain' doom metal a little more, including it's origins and founding bands :)

[brainsforbreakfast]

Man, some douchebags graffitied swastikas and white power crosses all over the two most important mosques in my city a couple of days ago, and bombed them yesterday night with molotov coctails.

Great, now offcoarse their kids going to retaliate and beat up a couple of white guys who have nothing to do with it, some white guys are going to beat up some other guys who look sortof arabic, then other are going to get beat up, for no fucking reason, AGAIN, and it will be unsafe for a couple of days to leave the house.

[tmfreak]

Man, some douchebags graffitied swastikas and white power crosses all over the two most important mosques in my city a couple of days ago, and bombed them yesterday night with molotov coctails.

Great, now offcoarse their kids going to retaliate and beat up a couple of white guys who have nothing to do with it, some white guys are going to beat up some other guys who look sortof arabic, then other are going to get beat up, for no fucking reason, AGAIN, and it will be unsafe for a couple of days to leave the house.
wow... interesting place you live in.

Molotov cocktails are pretty fucking intense.

[PST 88]

Send out a message reminding all those people that they're in fucking Holland.

In America we tend only to burn down our own religion's houses of worship. Then blame it on the niggers.

[Pr0az]

Send out a message reminding all those people that they're in fucking Holland.

In America we tend only to burn down our own religion's houses of worship. Then blame it on the niggers.

:rofl:

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

hahaha its sort of coward and easy to blame on nigguz

[brainsforbreakfast]

Send out a message reminding all those people that they're in fucking Holland.

Realy, it's strange. Holland has this tolerant, open-minded name elsewhere in the world, while fact is, it's filled with some of the most xenofobic conservative people you'll ever meet.

[Theoldman]

Yay, I'll be seeing Gazette 30.10. 8D They sold 700+ tickets in 8 fucking minutes. O____o

[PST 88]

I was referring to the fact that Holland is supposed to be dull and uneventful. I knew that Holland was hateful.

[brainsforbreakfast]

I was referring to the fact that Holland is supposed to be dull and uneventful. I knew that Holland was hateful.

Nah, not uneventfull. That's just what we like to tell ourselves.
I wish there was some kind of psychiatry for whole societies itself.

[L,B'XXX]

Discussing the tension like that was how you and I got acquainted. You had that research paper to do. Keep safe.

[brainsforbreakfast]

Discussing the tension like that was how you and I got acquainted. You had that research paper to do. Keep safe.

heh, yeah I remember now. I studied Journalism at the time.

It's realy crazy though, this society is completly schizophrenic, not sure what it wants to be or to feel about anything.

[L,B'XXX]

I looked online for something about it and found a lot of other stuff, but not anything about that.

[timedragon]

OH....MY....FUCK....

an absolutely TERRIBLE band added me, on myspace. no big deal right. happens all the time. doesnt matter, go listen, and laugh like i did.

track: "untill the end of time"

HERE (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=140950291)

im tempted to ask them why they thought i was in the mood for terrible music... but im not in a mean mood, at the moment.

that "guest solo" track is ok... but its also a little annoying. anyway

[sixsicsix]

Last night I had sex with everything that didn't have a penis.

...just kidding. :rolleyes:

I ate at Wataburger and went to bed.
so.......
did something indeed have a penis?

[BassBehemoth]

OH....MY....FUCK....

an absolutely TERRIBLE band added me, on myspace. no big deal right. happens all the time. doesnt matter, go listen, and laugh like i did.

track: "untill the end of time"

HERE (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=140950291)

im tempted to ask them why they thought i was in the mood for terrible music... but im not in a mean mood, at the moment.

that "guest solo" track is ok... but its also a little annoying. anyway


haha, indeed a terrible song with Hetfield-ripoff vocals.

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

OH....MY....FUCK....

an absolutely TERRIBLE band added me, on myspace. no big deal right. happens all the time. doesnt matter, go listen, and laugh like i did.

track: "untill the end of time"

HERE (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=140950291)

im tempted to ask them why they thought i was in the mood for terrible music... but im not in a mean mood, at the moment.

that "guest solo" track is ok... but its also a little annoying. anyway


...ewww

[CompelledToLacerate]

Oh sure, start an RTT thread while I'm gone. Make like a whistle and blow me.



so how is everyone?

[L,B'XXX]

Better than you and a heck of a lot prettier?

:D

[CompelledToLacerate]

Impossible for you, unless you've found some magical potion that makes you younger, and Botox doesn't count..... hag.

[Requiem]

Oh sure, start an RTT thread while I'm gone. Make like a whistle and blow me.



so how is everyone?

We've all missed you and your sweaty balls.

Who the fuck cares about you? We'll start any thread with out you. HAHA

WB

[CompelledToLacerate]

Well, in that case, I'll just take my balls and hentai somewhere else where others will enjoy them..... TO JAPAN!

[Requiem]

Well, in that case, I'll just take my balls and hentai somewhere else where others will enjoy them..... TO JAPAN!

No don't take those two amazing items from us. Your balls have become a novelty item to us all.

Fuck Maple Story isn't working. :(

[CompelledToLacerate]

Well, anyways, while in my "solitude," I got bored and came up with the idea of a metal tour with Death hosting it and (This year) headlining it. Would be great if it were real.

I call it the "Infernal Death Tour." Named after the first track off of Scream Bloody Gore (it's the only name that flowed well). It features some of the heaviest death metal and other forms of extreme music at it's highest level of brutality. blah blah blah.

It is made up of 2 stages, with the Main one divided in two.... so, actually 3 stages.

The 3rd Stage is made up of the following genres; deathcore, mathcore, grindcore, symphonic black metal, some thrash, and various forms of extreme metal. Sets last about 30 minutes.

The 2nd Stage is made up of; Death Metal, Black Metal, Thrash Metal. sets last about 30 minutes.

Main Stage; Some black metal, brutal death, tech death, melo death, Death the band. Sets last about an hour, with whoever headlines playing for an hour and a half.

3rd Stage;
Agoraphobic Nosebleed (doesn't actually last a half an hour. I get fed up after a while. Just 15 songs.)
Pig Destroyer
Elysia
In Flames
Cradle of Filth
Converge
Dragonforce
Cast the Stone
Between the Buried and Me
Old Man's Child
Arch Enemy (with Angela)
Napalm Death
Emperor
Dimmu Borgir
Anthrax

2nd Stage:
Lunatic
Darkthrone
Kreator
Immortal
Dying Fetus
Slayer
Venom
Deicide
Nile

1st Stage;
Satyricon
Dark Tranquillity
Arch Enemy (with Johan)
Amon Amarth
Opeth
Cannibal Corpse
Necrophagist
Death

Dunno about you, but I'd give my left nut for this show the be real...... I'd probably have to give my left nut or some other appendage in order to aid the zombie ritual to resurrect Chucky.

[problematic]

Dude you are gay.

[Theoldman]

^ Everytime I see your post, it contains the word "gay" or "fag". :rolleyes:

[PST 88]

He's trying to tell us something.

[timedragon]

haha.

CTL, you should just be a roadie for ozzfest :p

[CompelledToLacerate]

haha.

CTL, you should just be a roadie for ozzfest :p
I wish I was, then I could secretly assassinate every sucky band on the tour. Then I could write a book about that would make Nathan Explosion cream his pants.

"Metal Roadie Murders!"

[tmfreak]

CTL after looking at your list, it took me about 10 seconds to just go wtf are you doing.

Arch enemy, Anthrax, and In flames (Besides the fact they are probably more well known and bigger (deserving of longer than 30 minutes a set)) don't remotely go with any of those bands.

Also 30 minute sets aren't worth most of these metal bands time, due to how long it takes to set up gear unless everybody is playing the same instruments and equipment making them sound the sam........e......

Oh wait they already do use the same instruments and equipment. :p

[brainsforbreakfast]

That list needs more cowbell.

[CompelledToLacerate]

CTL after looking at your list, it took me about 10 seconds to just go wtf are you doing.

Arch enemy, Anthrax, and In flames (Besides the fact they are probably more well known and bigger (deserving of longer than 30 minutes a set)) don't remotely go with any of those bands.

Also 30 minute sets aren't worth most of these metal bands time, due to how long it takes to set up gear unless everybody is playing the same instruments and equipment making them sound the sam........e......

Oh wait they already do use the same instruments and equipment. :p
I would have In Flames on maybe the second stage, but ya see, I only have STYE.

Arch Enemy with Johan>Arch Enemy with Angela, although I do like both. Johan-era A.E. sounds more death metal-ly.

And about Anthrax...... Well, my media player, my rules, so *raspberries.*

I did here Anthrax on the radio one time, but it sounded nothing like them. It was all rap metal sounding and no thrash. Did I miss something?!

That list needs more cowbell.
Your mom needs more cowbell.

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

He's trying to tell us something.

indeed!

[BassBehemoth]

That list needs more cowbell.


I lulzed.

I went driving today for the first time in 3 years..going to write my final test to get my full license shortly. LOZ.

I'm going to have to save for this neon green '93 Town Car. :p

[sixsicsix]

I lulzed.

I went driving today for the first time in 3 years..going to write my final test to get my full license shortly. LOZ.

I'm going to have to save for this neon green '93 Town Car. :p
is the license age higher in canada?
its 16 here

[CompelledToLacerate]

I got my license last year...... wow, almost a full year. No accidents..... close calls, of course, one time being my fault, but no accidents.......... I'm every insurance company's dream cum tr00.

[Requiem]

I had a wacked out dream last night.

There was this huge amusement park with this gigantic entrance made of stones and had fire shooting out the sides. Don't really remember the park to great but once you went in it was the typical place. Happy people every where people screaming due to the thrilling rides. I rode a few, don't remember much. Later I see some people walking rather slow so I just avoid them. The population of the park started to all walk sluggish I still thought nothing of it. Goes blank from here. I end up in the parking lot running from these zombies. Get into a truck with the owner of the park and he puts in a cd. It was the craziest shit I've ever heard. Fortunately I covered my ears to avoid the sound because I had gut instincts not to listen to it. Later on I figure out the music turns people into zombies. It was much longer but I don't remember the rest of it. Kind wish I did but if I ever hear that song which I heard in my dream I will literally shit my pants.

[CompelledToLacerate]

heehee. New Avatar. heehee.

[Requiem]

heehee. New Avatar. heehee.

Dat shiz is tight.

Maple Story is down for 7 hours, how will I live.

[7-string warlord]

Is maple story cool? What do you do on it?

[Requiem]

Is maple story cool? What do you do on it?

It's a MMORPG so you get the idea. It is 100% free, you can leve up to 180 and there is only one person that high. Can't really explain it just read some stuff about it on the web site.

[7-string warlord]

It looks really cool, I'm especially digging the side-scrolling thing, I might have to start playing soon.

[Requiem]

It looks really cool, I'm especially digging the side-scrolling thing, I might have to start playing soon.

Hell yeah man. If you download it and install it please let me know so I can tell you what world you can choose so we can play together.

[7-string warlord]

yeah...I'll have to do it when my aunt moves out. She's on final fantasy 11 all day, so the only time I can use the computer is very late. I have a job now, so I can't be staying up real late anymore.

[CompelledToLacerate]

Haha, Requiem and Warlord are gonna play with each other.

[Requiem]

Haha, Requiem and Warlord are gonna play with each other.

There is nothing wrong with a duo. Atleast we aren't going to be solo for the rest of eternity.

New Uaral is awesome.
:)

[Def]

I had a wacked out dream last night.

There was this huge amusement park with this gigantic entrance made of stones and had fire shooting out the sides. Don't really remember the park to great but once you went in it was the typical place. Happy people every where people screaming due to the thrilling rides. I rode a few, don't remember much. Later I see some people walking rather slow so I just avoid them. The population of the park started to all walk sluggish I still thought nothing of it. Goes blank from here. I end up in the parking lot running from these zombies. Get into a truck with the owner of the park and he puts in a cd. It was the craziest shit I've ever heard. Fortunately I covered my ears to avoid the sound because I had gut instincts not to listen to it. Later on I figure out the music turns people into zombies. It was much longer but I don't remember the rest of it. Kind wish I did but if I ever hear that song which I heard in my dream I will literally shit my pants.
It was probably the new David Hasselhoff album.

[brainsforbreakfast]

I had a wacked out dream last night.

There was this huge amusement park with this gigantic entrance made of stones and had fire shooting out the sides. Don't really remember the park to great but once you went in it was the typical place. Happy people every where people screaming due to the thrilling rides. I rode a few, don't remember much. Later I see some people walking rather slow so I just avoid them. The population of the park started to all walk sluggish I still thought nothing of it. Goes blank from here. I end up in the parking lot running from these zombies. Get into a truck with the owner of the park and he puts in a cd. It was the craziest shit I've ever heard. Fortunately I covered my ears to avoid the sound because I had gut instincts not to listen to it. Later on I figure out the music turns people into zombies. It was much longer but I don't remember the rest of it. Kind wish I did but if I ever hear that song which I heard in my dream I will literally shit my pants.

Did the zombies have emo hair?

[BassBehemoth]

is the license age higher in canada?
its 16 here

It's 16 here as well. I got my license when I was 17, it expired when I was 18. Finally got around to driving again because I actually have a car to drive now. Daddy's 2007 Impala.

[sixsicsix]

It's 16 here as well. I got my license when I was 17, it expired when I was 18. Finally got around to driving again because I actually have a car to drive now. Daddy's 2007 Impala.
lol, how did you let it expire?

[xgrafcorex]

i fucked up last night...last day of work today..told myself i'd go to sleep early and not have any problems in the morning. ...fucking woke up sitting in my chair at my desk half an hour before work. luckily i woke up for some reason..probably heard my roommate getting ready for work..set my alarm and bumped it to a little later and laid in my bed for a little bit. :homer:

at least i didn't do a face plant or something...god damned liquor. if only beer wasn't so bad for you as far as losing weight. :mad:

[timedragon]

im not doing so good, right now, myself. and i might not go to class. which is fucked up because i have partners, in a group project, which need me. fucking rum. i dont even remember the last couple hours of last night.

[sixsicsix]

im not doing so good, right now, myself. and i might not go to class. which is fucked up because i have partners, in a group project, which need me. fucking rum. i dont even remember the last couple hours of last night.
you can't blame the rum, If you got so drunk that you blacked out then you were drinking entirely too fast.

[tmfreak]

im not doing so good, right now, myself. and i might not go to class. which is fucked up because i have partners, in a group project, which need me. fucking rum. i dont even remember the last couple hours of last night.
thats never healthy.

Why don't you guys just not drink when its in bad times?

Hence hwy i don't go out during the week.. i get up at 530 to get to work by 630 everyday.

"Responsibility.... what's that? Responsibility... no quite yet..." - Mxpx

[johnmansley]

Thank fuck for that! My exams are over at last (assuming that I pass them and don't have to do any re-sits in November). Results are due 31 August and, if I pass, my name will be printed in a special supplement of the Financial Times.

As a little reward I've ordered this (http://www.guitar.co.uk/ibanez/1400-ibanez_rg8320_j_custom_electric_guitar). It's currently on order from the suppliers so I might have to wait a little while before I sample its delights. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.

[tmfreak]

Thank fuck for that! My exams are over at last (assuming that I pass them and don't have to do any re-sits in November). Results are due 31 August and, if I pass, my name will be printed in a special supplement of the Financial Times.

As a little reward I've ordered this (http://www.guitar.co.uk/ibanez/1400-ibanez_rg8320_j_custom_electric_guitar). It's currently on order from the suppliers so I might have to wait a little while before I sample its delights. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.
I love buying little rewards for myself. I buy something nice for myself about every 6 months.

[timedragon]

thats never healthy.

Why don't you guys just not drink when its in bad times?
i know. the thing is, my friends come over on wednesdays and saturday. we drink and play super smash bros, all night.

[johnmansley]

I love buying little rewards for myself. I buy something nice for myself about every 6 months.

Well, I've had the same guitar for the last 10 years so I thought it high time to invest in a new one!

[moe_blunts]

Nice axe dude. She'll play like a dream.

[tmfreak]

Well, I've had the same guitar for the last 10 years so I thought it high time to invest in a new one!
Wow... i seem to buy a new electric almost every year.

although now that i have 2 expensive "pro" guitars i think i'm done with electric buying for now. I'm gonna concentrate on more recording gear, and MAYBE one day an acoustic...

[timedragon]

I'm gonna concentrate on more recording gear, and MAYBE one day an acoustic...
i most definately want an acoustic. but i fucking forget, and never go out and get one.

[BassBehemoth]

lol, how did you let it expire?


Got kicked out of the house..had no way to practice for the final driving test or a way to pay for it.

[John Holland]

Well, I've had the same guitar for the last 10 years so I thought it high time to invest in a new one!

Trust me, you're going to like that one.

[sixsicsix]

Wow... i seem to buy a new electric almost every year.

although now that i have 2 expensive "pro" guitars i think i'm done with electric buying for now. I'm gonna concentrate on more recording gear, and MAYBE one day an acoustic...
yeah, i wanna hear you.
pr0az says you're pretty nifty with a geetaur

[CompelledToLacerate]

Who let SkelatorOfSteel out of his box?

[Requiem]

Who let SkelatorOfSteel out of his box?

Not to sure but someone better put him back.

He just called me a poser to the genre of melodic death metal even though it is my favorite genre.

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

I love buying little rewards for myself. I buy something nice for myself about every 6 months.

fucking nice this guitar! but for this price...at least they could add some great inlays..instead of these

[CompelledToLacerate]

He's such a little bitch and that's all he does.


"RAWR! I HATE EMOS AND METALCORE! BREAKDOWNS ARE FOR FAGGOTS! I'M INTO THE REAL GOOD SHIT! COME TO MY HIGH SCHOOL AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW THE BIG BOYS ROLL! WE'LL THROW IT DOWN IN THE PLAYGROUND!"


....this is refering to Requiem's post.

[Requiem]

He's such a little bitch and that's all he does.


"RAWR! I HATE EMOS AND METALCORE! BREAKDOWNS ARE FOR FAGGOTS! I'M INTO THE REAL GOOD SHIT! COME TO MY HIGH SCHOOL AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW THE BIG BOYS ROLL! WE'LL THROW IT DOWN IN THE PLAYGROUND!"


....this is refering to Requiem's post.

LOLOLOLOLOL

That is exactly like him. Seriously how do I get called a metal poser? Oh noz I listen to Styx and Journey guess that makes me a poser.

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

i got fired today....for something very stupid....i mean...how could i have been fired for me telling to a client that she must wait for her fucking club sandwich because we have a line up of 10 club sandwich and she is not the only one...

[Requiem]

i got fired today....for something very stupid....i mean...how could i have been fired for me telling to a client that she must wait for her fucking club sandwich because we have a line up of 10 club sandwich and she is not the only one...

Poor guy, they probably just wanted you gone and thought of some lame way of firing you.

[Infinity]

I fucking hate skeletor of steel. worst member on metaltabs and thats coming from me. he should have been at the top of my faggot list but he was away at that point.

[Requiem]

I fucking hate skeletor of steel. worst member on metaltabs and thats coming from me. he should have been at the top of my faggot list but he was away at that point.

hahah

Welcome back Infinity, how has life without Metal Tabs been?

[Infinity]

5th suspension. im used to it

[CompelledToLacerate]

LOLOLOLOLOL

That is exactly like him. Seriously how do I get called a metal poser? Oh noz I listen to Styx and Journey guess that makes me a poser.
I don't think he understands what a poser is. I think he's confusing it with heretic, and thinks you are one because you don't exclusively listen to metal..... which is really stupid because with that logic, every great metal musician is considered a "metal heretic" for looking to other brands of music for influence and understanding. Chuck Schuldiner incorporated Jazz, Suicmez looked to classical and neo-classical.

[Requiem]

5th suspension. im used to it

I haven't been suspended once, luckily. The mods have had mercy on me. With out this site I would probably lose what little sanity I have and commit some ridiculous crime.

I don't think he understands what a poser is. I think he's confusing it with heretic, and thinks you are one because you don't exclusively listen to metal..... which is really stupid because with that logic, every great metal musician is considered a "metal heretic" for looking to other brands of music for influence and understanding. Chuck Schuldiner incorporated Jazz, Suicmez looked to classical and neo-classical.

So true, for me metal is what I listen to while I'm alone. Mainly because not all of my friends like metal and also

[johnmansley]

Trust me, you're going to like that one.

It's been dispatched today so will probably arrive tomorrow. I haven't been this excited since Istanbul 25/26th May 2005.

[problematic]

I don't think he understands what a poser is. I think he's confusing it with heretic, and thinks you are one because you don't exclusively listen to metal..... which is really stupid because with that logic, every great metal musician is considered a "metal heretic" for looking to other brands of music for influence and understanding. Chuck Schuldiner incorporated Jazz, Suicmez looked to classical and neo-classical.
Death has hardly any jazz you fnub. He started on classical, claimed it as a minor influence only though. In conclusion, you're gay. You like Disturbed and Dimmu Borgir.


I am very glad to see SkelatorOfSteel back. He should be a mod.

[sixsicsix]

Death has hardly any jazz you fnub. He started on classical, claimed it as a minor influence only though. In conclusion, you're gay. You like Disturbed and Dimmu Borgir.


I am very glad to see SkelatorOfSteel back. He should be a mod.
I think I finally understand you're overwhelming cravings to be the "different" one.

But if you want to appear intelligent, you at least have to support yourself with facts. The fact is that scuimez DOES have alot of roots in jazz as well as many other death metal musicians, most of them were in jazz bands in highschool.
also, try using a fresh insult, gay was alright for 7th grade in the 90's, but now we all just see how uncreative it really is.

[Requiem]

Stop bitching people. I'll grab the orange dildos and lets haveo ourselves a blast.

[problematic]

I think I finally understand you're overwhelming cravings to be the "different" one.

But if you want to appear intelligent, you at least have to support yourself with facts. The fact is that scuimez DOES have alot of roots in jazz as well as many other death metal musicians, most of them were in jazz bands in highschool.
also, try using a fresh insult, gay was alright for 7th grade in the 90's, but now we all just see how uncreative it really is.
You're gay.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schuldiner

"Chuck's mother claims that he enjoyed all forms of music except country and rap. He also apparently particularly enjoyed jazz and classical music in addition to metal and British alternative acts such as Lush."

The only reference to jazz on that page.

Fuck man, that's a lot of roots. 'most of them were in jazz bands in highschool.' - Ah yes, how very factual. A terrific statistic.

"But if you want to appear intelligent, you at least have to support yourself with facts."

You're gay.


edit: Oh wait, you were talking about a musician called "scuimez" who i've never heard of. But since I was talking about Death, and CTL was talking about Death, and you factually state "many other death metal musicians", I guess my argument is still relevant. Just yours isn't. So you're gay.

[sixsicsix]

and why am I "gay"?

[problematic]

I should be insulting you seriously? Was I even using 'gay' as an insult? Did you even notice any serious points I made? If I was serious, would you even care? Would you really care that some fucktard thousands of kilometres away is appropriating you to a homosexual? Would I even be a ble to make a fair judgement? Do you always take shit so seriously? Or were you just pwned, like I was in the GTA thread by Exodus?

[Requiem]

I should be insulting you seriously? Was I even using 'gay' as an insult? Did you even notice any serious points I made? If I was serious, would you even care? Would you really care that some fucktard thousands of kilometres away is appropriating you to a homosexual? Would I even be a ble to make a fair judgement? Do you always take shit so seriously? Or were you just pwned, like I was in the GTA thread by Exodus?

Some serious pwning has being going on lately.....it's like a cycle.

Problematic < Exodus

sixsicsix > Problematic

Who's next? o.0

[problematic]

Some serious pwning has being going on lately.....it's like a cycle.

Problematic < Exodus

Arguable, subjective, although I pretty much admitted it (no one would).
sixsicsix > Problematic

Who's next? o.0
Doesn't particularly make sense, looking at quarrel above. And other threads eg 4th July. Validity to your first claim is lessened as your blatant bias is revealed.

It would also seem appropriate that I would be next in your 'cycle', according to your two previous claims, despite this you present homosexual "clandestine" eyes, i.e. "o.0"
Fag.

As 66fagslipknotlulz would say, "if you want to appear intelligent, you at least have to support yourself with facts". I would think you would want to appear intelligent, since you never do. So maybe you could support yourself better. Or buy two seats on the airplane like SICKSICKSICKBRA has to.

Fags.

[low-tech]

I think I finally understand you're overwhelming cravings to be the "different" one.

But if you want to appear intelligent, you at least have to support yourself with facts. The fact is that scuimez DOES have alot of roots in jazz as well as many other death metal musicians, most of them were in jazz bands in highschool.
also, try using a fresh insult, gay was alright for 7th grade in the 90's, but now we all just see how uncreative it really is.

probably more like fusion than pure jazz influence. the drummer on epitaph cites alot of fusion drummers who are constantly confused as jazz guys

jazz is more of an approach than a distinct genre. the ethos of constant impovisation by all members. metal bands are very structure orientated, precision. necrophagist has about the cleanest phrasings at the most complex level ive heard for metal...........very un-jazzlike because it isnt spontanious, songs are not re-interpreted each time they are played......metal is much more similiar to fusion<home of the keytar> because both are rock orientated, structure orientated.

[Infinity]

probably more like fusion than pure jazz influence. the drummer on epitaph cites alot of fusion drummers who are constantly confused as jazz guys

jazz is more of an approach than a distinct genre. the ethos of constant impovisation by all members. metal bands are very structure orientated, precision. necrophagist has about the cleanest phrasings at the most complex level ive heard for metal...........very un-jazzlike because it isnt spontanious, songs are not re-interpreted each time they are played......metal is much more similiar to fusion<home of the keytar> because both are rock orientated, structure orientated.

i love you

[problematic]

Not to sure but someone better put him back.

He just called me a poser to the genre of melodic death metal even though it is my favorite genre.
too*

You are a fucking poser. From the moment you arrived here, spelin n tlkin lik dis, all you do is follow crowds. I remember it being normal death metal first, then stupid viking and folk shit (no one in their right minds would listen to this shit seriously), and now its melodic death metal?

Just because forum posters like BB and Timedragon, whom you love with some sort of homosexual passion, claim to like horrendous excuses for metal genres, doesn't mean you have to. It's obvious you do not actually like the music with your non-genuine posts, and general homosexuality. Soulcide are fucking shit. Do not pretend to like them to be nice. You are obviously not going to follow up on them at all. Skelator didn't do anything wrong except voice his honest opinion. You do not hate him but are following a crowd. You are gay.

[Amadeus]

No dude, its destiny. You will write that song.

Metal going mainstream. Metal going mainstream. Metal going to a wedding.
http://www.gigmasters.com/Metal/MetalBand_Vancouver_BC.asp

[Infinity]

it's true, skelator really really is the best metaltabs member here you know. i think we should all actually listen to him once in a while and we might actually LEARN something. jeez.

[BassBehemoth]

Just because forum posters like BB and Timedragon, whom you love with some sort of homosexual passion, claim to like horrendous excuses for metal genres, doesn't mean you have to.

The more fags the better. For 2010, I want to organize Man-Chain that crosses the entire Western Hemisphere.

My love for folk metal is all a facade to recruit millions of sexually confused teenagers into forming my Man-Chain.

[estringrev]

too*

You are a fucking poser. From the moment you arrived here, spelin n tlkin lik dis, all you do is follow crowds. I remember it being normal death metal first, then stupid viking and folk shit (no one in their right minds would listen to this shit seriously), and now its melodic death metal?

Just because forum posters like BB and Timedragon, whom you love with some sort of homosexual passion, claim to like horrendous excuses for metal genres, doesn't mean you have to. It's obvious you do not actually like the music with your non-genuine posts, and general homosexuality. Soulcide are fucking shit. Do not pretend to like them to be nice. You are obviously not going to follow up on them at all. Skelator didn't do anything wrong except voice his honest opinion. You do not hate him but are following a crowd. You are gay.

It seems there's alot of people out of their mind then. As far as I'm concerned Viking metal, folk metal, and melodic death metal are all legitimate music that are just as good as any other genre in the music world.

Your reply was more of a way to insult some one and bash good music at the same time and With that in mind you manage to offend a few people, and look like an idiot at the same time.

Something tells me you are extraordinarily gay.

[Infinity]

It seems there's alot of people out of their mind then. As far as I'm concerned Viking metal, folk metal, and melodic death metal are all legitimate music that are just as good as any other genre in the music world.

Your reply was more of a way to insult some one and bash good music at the same time and With that in mind you manage to offend a few people, and look like an idiot at the same time.

Something tells me you are extraordinarily gay.

viking metal sucks.

"SO WE DRESSED UP LIKE TROLLS AND SAILED OVER SEAS! ODIN GUIDE US OMG WE ARE SO FUCKING BULLSHIT."

[Theoldman]

"Look at me, I fuck guyz with a chainsaw. I'll buttrape them in their own vomit while my uncle fucks me in the ear."

The most amusing RTT in decades.

[problematic]

It seems there's alot of people out of their mind then. As far as I'm concerned Viking metal, folk metal, and melodic death metal are all legitimate music that are just as good as any other genre in the music world.

Your reply was more of a way to insult some one and bash good music at the same time and With that in mind you manage to offend a few people, and look like an idiot at the same time.

Something tells me you are extraordinarily gay.
Your mum is extraordinarily gay.

To clarify: Melo death is not bulshit. I did not use it in that paragraph where I bashed Viking and Folk horseshit. I do however, not like it, but it is 'legitimate' music. Folk and Viking is not however, it is just gay.

[CompelledToLacerate]

Death has hardly any jazz you fnub. He started on classical, claimed it as a minor influence only though. In conclusion, you're gay. You like Disturbed and Dimmu Borgir.
Yes, I do like Disturbed and Dimmu, but I must say, neither band even compares to the wonderful and magnificent sound of your mother's orgasms.


[/badmamajoke]

[problematic]

Your mum's band even compares to the wonderful and magnificent sound of your mother's orgasms.

[/you'regay]

Fag.

[CompelledToLacerate]

Your mum's band even compares to the wonderful and magnificent sound of your mother's orgasms.

[/you'regay]

Fag.
"Mum?" Keep that Indian crap out of here, sand nigger!

[problematic]

Sorry, Maaa.

Damn American.

Fag.

[CompelledToLacerate]

Your fixation on my supposed homosexuality is odd. Do you desire a night under the moon and stars of all-out one-on-one ruff sodomy?

[BassBehemoth]

"Look at me, I fuck guyz with a chainsaw. I'll buttrape them in their own vomit while my uncle fucks me in the ear."

Brutal death metal gives pussies with no balls whatsoever the false impression that they are threatening and could actually win in a fight.

You think guys wearing camo pants actually have the balls to actually fight in real a war? :rofl:

[The Execrator]

LMAO (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6204903272262158881&q=mario+frustration)

Some guy trying to beat an extremely hard mario level

[timedragon]

You think guys wearing camo pants actually have the balls to actually fight in real a war? :rofl:
I DONT WANT TO WAAAAAAR!!! ...but, i am wearing camo pants... my mom bought them for me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

@problematic, ease up man. we love our music, as much as you do yours.

@Infinity. hey, send me a post card, that bandwagon is bound to make a stop. ;)

[Pr0az]

Wow, must be that time of the month for some of you ladies.

[sqol]

"Mum?" Keep that Indian crap out of here, sand nigger!

Talking of Indian, I just got back from having a curry, was damn good... Cobra beer is still pretty nasty though!

[tmfreak]

Your mum is extraordinarily gay.

To clarify: Melo death is not bulshit. I did not use it in that paragraph where I bashed Viking and Folk horseshit. I do however, not like it, but it is 'legitimate' music. Folk and Viking is not however, it is just gay.

Rarely we agree but i must agree, but its just how i feel about music on a personal and developmental level. Viking, folk, and death metal to me are purely novelty and i'm not too big on novelty music. But if one is so inclined to listen to it, twatever.

[sixsicsix]

Arguable, subjective, although I pretty much admitted it (no one would).

Doesn't particularly make sense, looking at quarrel above. And other threads eg 4th July. Validity to your first claim is lessened as your blatant bias is revealed.

It would also seem appropriate that I would be next in your 'cycle', according to your two previous claims, despite this you present homosexual "clandestine" eyes, i.e. "o.0"
Fag.

As 66fagslipknotlulz would say, "if you want to appear intelligent, you at least have to support yourself with facts". I would think you would want to appear intelligent, since you never do. So maybe you could support yourself better. Or buy two seats on the airplane like SICKSICKSICKBRA has to.

Fags.
you figure just because the 4th of july thread got closed and my posts got changed because nobody felt like dealing with it that you won the argument?


about the whole "gay' thing, just challenge yourself a little bit with your insults... stop acting like a fucking 12 year old.

[brainsforbreakfast]

LMAO (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6204903272262158881&q=mario+frustration)

Some guy trying to beat an extremely hard mario level

"That shit is even worse than reading youtube comments" :rofl:

[tmfreak]

"That shit is even worse than reading youtube comments" :rofl:
oh HOSH POSH.. that video is hilarious.

its actually him watching a video then found it funny to record audio over it.. which made it hilarious as shit.

[The Execrator]

hahahaha

[timedragon]

Rarely we agree but i must agree, but its just how i feel about music on a personal and developmental level. Viking, folk, and death metal to me are purely novelty and i'm not too big on novelty music. But if one is so inclined to listen to it, twatever.
what the FUCK are you talking about!

[tmfreak]

what the FUCK are you talking about!
what the FUCK are you takling about?

I don't take viking, folk, or death metal seriously. Again i said its due to how i feel personally about music and those genres don't remotely come close to what i want out of music.

Again, your opinion my opinion. Calm down. You act as i said that everybody should kill themselves because they listen to those genres.

[timedragon]

what the FUCK are you takling about?

I don't take viking, folk, or death metal seriously. Again i said its due to how i feel personally about music and those genres don't remotely come close to what i want out of music.

Again, your opinion my opinion. Calm down. You act as i said that everybody should kill themselves because they listen to those genres.
i wasnt getting at any of that. i said "what the fuck are you talking about" because you listen to death metal...

furthermore, since when does "not taking something seriously" mean its a "novelty". if it does, my bad.

[tmfreak]

i wasnt getting at any of that. i said "what the fuck are you talking about" because you listen to death metal...

furthermore, since when does "not taking something seriously" mean its a "novelty". if it does, my bad.
ahhhhh well. Explain yourself better next time!. :p

Nah i really REALLY don't like death metal. The only stuff i can stand is the more progressive stuff like Death, but thats about it.

I like melo death, which in my opinion barely resembles "brutal" death metal.

[timedragon]

I like melo death, which in my opinion barely resembles "brutal" death metal.
its true. thats why i sure as hell didnt say "brutal" :p

[tmfreak]

its true. thats why i sure as hell didnt say "brutal" :p
I think its safe enough to say (at least here) that the term "death metal" implies BROOOT4L death metal.

[timedragon]

I think its safe enough to say (at least here) that the term "death metal" implies BROOOT4L death metal.
fair enough. haha

[Requiem]

Fuck death metal.

[timedragon]

now that im drunk...

Problematic: your hatred, for my music, as well as mine for yours, SCARES ME! because they are both metal. hahahaha. really.

[Requiem]

now that im drunk...

Problematic: your hatred, for my music, as well as mine for yours, SCARES ME! because they are both metal. hahahaha. really.

I was talking about this earlier in the RTT. Metal is just to broad of a genre. We live in a world where people tha listen to metal listen to completely differernt bands.

[John Holland]

Fuck death metal.

I .... thought you liked it :confused:

[Infinity]

Honestly metal is about my least listened to genre of the past few years. I really liked metal when I first came here but it's just fucking boring now.

[Requiem]

I .... thought you liked it :confused:

Not at all.

http://www.last.fm/user/RxExQxUxIxExM/

[CompelledToLacerate]

Not at all.

http://www.last.fm/user/RxExQxUxIxExM/
Bullcrap. I know you at least like Death..... or do you like the progressive part of Death rather than their actual Death Metal days?

[Requiem]

Bullcrap. I know you at least like Death..... or do you like the progressive part of Death rather than their actual Death Metal days?

I wasn't aware they became progressive. I do, infact, enjoy their last two albums.

[JOAMdude]

their first album kicks unprecedented trucks of ass

[CompelledToLacerate]

I wasn't aware they became progressive. I do, infact, enjoy their last two albums.
I just read somewhere that his last few albums were considered more progressive than brutal death metal-ly.... maybe it was technical? I dunno. But I can tell a difference. I just lack the words to describe it.

their first album kicks unprecedented trucks of ass
Yeah, but I didn't like Chuck's voice too much on SBG. I liked it better on SoP.

[Arsis]

lately all i want to listen to is the human abstract, crazy cool shredding ahaha

[sixsicsix]

I just read somewhere that his last few albums were considered more progressive than brutal death metal-ly.... maybe it was technical? I dunno. But I can tell a difference. I just lack the words to describe it.


Yeah, but I didn't like Chuck's voice too much on SBG. I liked it better on SoP.
well, The term progressive gets thrown into just about any genre that doesn't really fit into something these days. It's probably more tech like you said.

[CompelledToLacerate]

well, The term progressive gets thrown into just about any genre that doesn't really fit into something these days. It's probably more tech like you said.
Good point. Abunch of people I knew kept on going on about how "progressive" SOAD had become with the release of "Mezmorized."

[The Execrator]

Vital Remains FUCKING SUCK live. Horrid. Just horrid.

[sixsicsix]

Good point. Abunch of people I knew kept on going on about how "progressive" SOAD had become with the release of "Mezmorized."
lol?!
they probably can't stand rush, dream theater, or yes.

[CompelledToLacerate]

I'm...... sorry? This is refering to The Execrator's poor Vital Remains experience.

Reading something interesting on wikipedia about "The Divine Comedy," I have found a conection between the 9 circles of hell and the three Sith Lords in KOTOR 2.

Darth Nihilus, Lord of Hunger, represents circles 2-5, which are reserved for the incontinent.

Darth Sion, Lord of Pain, represents circles 6 and 7, where the violent people are sent.

And Darth Traya, Lord of Betrayal, represents the last 2 circles, reserved for treacherous people.


And while I am still in a bastardize-a-classic mood, I've been thinking of learning how to use flash and doing a Star Wars dramatization of "The Count of Monte Cristo." :)

[tmfreak]

well, The term progressive gets thrown into just about any genre that doesn't really fit into something these days. It's probably more tech like you said.
All of your guys debate on Death is ridiculous. Death IS a progressive/technical death metal band end of discussion. Death i.e. their last like 5 albums but even their earlier stuff had quite a bit of progression for their day and a good bit of uniqueness even for death metal.

[Requiem]

Man there is no way Death is considered progressive in my concepts. People call Death and Quo Vadis progressive but what do you call Rush and Dream Theater. You can't called Death progressive death metal because that is Opeth's genre and they are not even similar. Maybe progressive is an ambiguous term.

[CompelledToLacerate]

I've always figured progressive as music that had a variety of dynamics and use of other music styles.

[problematic]

I think its safe enough to say (at least here) that the term "death metal" implies BROOOT4L death metal.
What the fuck? Are you stupid? Spawn Of Possession do not resemble Defeated Sanity at all, both being death metal. You are just gay.
Rarely we agree but i must agree, but its just how i feel about music on a personal and developmental level. Viking, folk, and death metal to me are purely novelty and i'm not too big on novelty music. But if one is so inclined to listen to it, twatever.
Ok lets agree but no I disagree. Death Metal is serious. fucking. business. You're gay.

I think your music is bland and boring. (in your metal spectrum).

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Is your music. Gtfo. btw, I give you permission to use that tab, I know, it's genius.

i wasnt getting at any of that. i said "what the fuck are you talking about" because you listen to death metal...

furthermore, since when does "not taking something seriously" mean its a "novelty". if it does, my bad.
He doesn't like death metal. He likes pussy metal, as you can see. He also likes ska. He is also gay.
you figure just because the 4th of july thread got closed and my posts got changed because nobody felt like dealing with it that you won the argument?


about the whole "gay' thing, just challenge yourself a little bit with your insults... stop acting like a fucking 12 year old.
You are really gay.
now that im drunk...

Problematic: your hatred, for my music, as well as mine for yours, SCARES ME! because they are both metal. hahahaha. really.
Heterosexuals and homosexuals happen to both be human. You are part of the homosexual colony.

[Theoldman]

The title of this thread fits perfectly with this argument. :rofl:

[problematic]

You're old.



And gay.


Fag.

[Requiem]

Complete carnage. < Refering to Problematic's post.

[Theoldman]

You're old.



And gay.


Fag.

You're older than me. D:

















Fag.

[timedragon]

Heterosexuals and homosexuals happen to both be human. You are part of the homosexual colony.
just because i like cAck, dont make me gay, brah.

[tmfreak]

To problematic: Such a tool.

[brainsforbreakfast]

Would you ladies go back to normal and start discussing geeky starwars references and tell about your personal lives no one cares about, like the rtt's are supposed to be?

I blame the title of this rtt.

[Theoldman]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22146863-23109,00.html?from=mostpop

Fuck iPod. Check out gPod. :rofl:

[CompelledToLacerate]

I firmly believe two things; this thread has gone to shit, and the US should recognize both Canada and Mexico as states.

[BassBehemoth]

the US should recognize both Canada and Mexico as states.

Go die. And don't ever compare Canada to Mexico. We have no reason to flee our boarders to the states..well, unless we want the risk of another September 11.

:)

Oh yeah, I watched Michael Moore's "Sicko" last night. He really does hate America. LULZ.

[CompelledToLacerate]

But think about it; if we recognize both as states of the union, then we don't have a big problem with the illegal aliens coming in from Mexico, and we can take the crap-forms of currency both countries have and replace it with our own. Plus, we can get two more stars on the pretty flag.

[timedragon]

http://www.alnyethelawyerguy.com/al_nye_the_lawyer_guy/burning_20flag_small1.jpg

lozz.

just have to search "burning flag", and of coarse its USAs!

[sixsicsix]

You're old.



And gay.


Fag.
... you are such a fucking moron ...

[Pr0az]

Oh yeah, I watched Michael Moore's "Sicko" last night. He really does hate America. LULZ.

You do know 'Sicko" was part fiction right?

[tmfreak]

You do know 'Sicko" was part fiction right?
everything michael moore creates is "part fiction."

[timedragon]

hes just one fake son of a bitch.

[The Execrator]

I firmly believe two things; this thread has gone to shit, and the US should recognize both Canada and Mexico as states.

The US doesn't need anymore gay states. Canada would suck.

:D

[bassist_of_light]

OH....MY....FUCK....

an absolutely TERRIBLE band added me, on myspace. no big deal right. happens all the time. doesnt matter, go listen, and laugh like i did.

track: "untill the end of time"

HERE (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=140950291)

im tempted to ask them why they thought i was in the mood for terrible music... but im not in a mean mood, at the moment.

that "guest solo" track is ok... but its also a little annoying. anyway


what are you talking about that band rul3S!!!!! :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Requiem]

what are you talking about that band rul3S!!!!! :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Stop using so many emotions, cunt.

[CompelledToLacerate]

The US doesn't need anymore gay states. Canada would suck.

:D
Canada already sucks.

[sixsicsix]

Canada already sucks.
pfff canada is the shit, well, it was when I was 5

[CompelledToLacerate]

..... Ok, canada is great, but it would be better as an American state. We'll even fund the bill that'll ensure every black community has a gang infested ghetto neighborhood, and we'll also build some big fucking monument that'll make Canada more well known;

"Oh yeah, that's the one state that has the "big fucking thing" in Quebec."

[sixsicsix]

..... Ok, canada is great, but it would be better as an American state. We'll even fund the bill that'll ensure every black community has a gang infested ghetto neighborhood, and we'll also build some big fucking monument that'll make Canada more well known;

"Oh yeah, that's the one state that has the "big fucking thing" in Quebec."
america would never want Canada, they don't have any oil...

[Requiem]

america would never want Canada, they don't have any oil...

Alaska has oil but we don't use it.

Uhhmm I think you may be wrong there. I'm sure Canda has oil.

[sixsicsix]

Alaska has oil but we don't use it.

Uhhmm I think you may be wrong there. I'm sure Canda has oil.
I think they import most of it.

[sixsicsix]

I think they import most of it.
fuck it, lets just ask a canadian.

[timedragon]

what are you talking about that band rul3S!!!
haha. admit it, they made you laugh

[problematic]

... you are such a fucking moron ...
And you're gay.

And you can't even reply to your own replies.

And don't make you font that small, it makes you look fatter, kinda like a fat person wearing spandex.

And you're gay.

Fag.

tmfreak: Such a you're gay. Pwnd.

[Bia]

/me jams, Black Market Fetus - True Enemy

[Requiem]

And you're gay.

And you can't even reply to your own replies.

And don't make you font that small, it makes you look fatter, kinda like a fat person wearing spandex.

And you're gay.

Fag.

tmfreak: Such a you're gay. Pwnd.

Gay

[*insert name here*]

Gay
OH NOEZ, TEH E-FIGHT IS NOW SRS BUISNEZ. WOTCHOUT EVERY1.

[powersofterror]

I watched the simpsons movie last night in the local Movie Tavern! It was worth the 25 bucks I spent.

I bought a 40oz glass stein for 9.99
I drank a Duff beer out of it for 6.99!
and then I got a refill for 6.99!

Did Matt start his own brewery or something? I was expecting some bud light or coors, but it tasted like something I've never had before. Either that or I'm just a bad taster.

[tmfreak]

america would never want Canada, they don't have any oil...
According to the CIA world fact book Canada has the 2nd largest reserves of oil in the world, imports the 13th most oil, exports the 9th most oil, and consumes the 9th most amount of oil in the world.

My analysis is they have plenty of oil and external oil isn't a very serious thing for them to worry about.

[timedragon]

According to the CIA world fact book Canada has the 2nd largest reserves of oil in the world, imports the 13th most oil, exports the 9th most oil, and consumes the 9th most amount of oil in the world.

ub3r pwnage.


i got drunk, last night, and i dont have the slightest bit of a hangover!!!!!!! YES!!!! its because i ate like 3 suppers, and drank tons of water :)

[Requiem]

According to the CIA world fact book Canada has the 2nd largest reserves of oil in the world, imports the 13th most oil, exports the 9th most oil, and consumes the 9th most amount of oil in the world.

My analysis is they have plenty of oil and external oil isn't a very serious thing for them to worry about.

I knew I was right.

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

..... Ok, canada is great, but it would be better as an American state. We'll even fund the bill that'll ensure every black community has a gang infested ghetto neighborhood, and we'll also build some big fucking monument that'll make Canada more well known;

"Oh yeah, that's the one state that has the "big fucking thing" in Quebec."


fuck you Canada wont be an american state...that will never happen and i hope it wont. not because i dont love usa..uits not that...its just...i prefer 10000x our system we are half socialist and half capitalist and its okay like that.

what do you mean by there is one state that have the big shit in Quebec?

and yes we have oil

[CompelledToLacerate]

what do you mean by there is one state that have the big shit in Quebec?


Some states have some big fucking monument that makes it more well known. Like, Missouri has the Arch in St. Louis, New York has the Statue of Liberty, D.C. has..... well, lots of stuff.

We could build a giant poll bigger than the Eiffel Tower, and have "Ours is bigger than yours" chiseled into it. We'll it, "La Fuck You, Eh?!"

[sixsicsix]

Some states have some big fucking monument that makes it more well known. Like, Missouri has the Arch in St. Louis, New York has the Statue of Liberty, D.C. has..... well, lots of stuff.

We could build a giant poll bigger than the Eiffel Tower, and have "Ours is bigger than yours" chiseled into it. We'll it, "La Fuck You, Eh?!"
"la" is spanish "le" is french

NOOBZZORZZSBBQSAUCE!!!!!!!!1!

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

oh you can say La in french...but you will sound like a big illeterate cunt! like me when im writting in english. La is feminin and Le is Masculin. in this case it LE.

and i dont see why we should have a biiig monument to be well known....i think we are very well known around the world ;)

[sixsicsix]

I love maple syrup, bob.

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

hell yeah, maple syrup is the shit! We have some beer made with Maple syrup too! very good, but im not sure you will be able to find it everywhere else than here :(

[CompelledToLacerate]

oh you can say La in french...but you will sound like a big illeterate cunt! like me when im writting in english. La is feminin and Le is Masculin. in this case it LE.

and i dont see why we should have a biiig monument to be well known....i think we are very well known around the world ;)
Yeah you're well known.... but not in a good way. If you went my way..... well, people would still share the same opinion about Canada, but instead they'll add, "... but at least they got that big fucking thing in Quebec, the 'Le Fuck You!'"

[BassBehemoth]

america would never want Canada, they don't have any oil...

hahaha. Wow. Thanks for the laugh. :homer:

[tmfreak]

hahaha. Wow. Thanks for the laugh. :homer:
Without even looking it up it would make sense anyways Basic geology explains the geographic locations of canada with the rest of hte world when coal and oil were first formed.

[MetalThrashingMad]

Dissection - Ban Time Remaining - 4 Days, 14 hours

Ohnoes!! He returns in less than 5 days!

[CompelledToLacerate]

YOU HAVE THE POWER! DO SOMETHING!

[BassBehemoth]

Dissection - Ban Time Remaining - 4 Days, 14 hours

Ohnoes!! He returns in less than 5 days!



hahaha. Wasn't he banned because he made a goodbye thread? :homer:

[tmfreak]

hahaha. Wasn't he banned because he made a goodbye thread? :homer:
Which time? He made more than one.

So dicksuction is coming back....

[BassBehemoth]

Which time? He made more than one.

So dicksuction is coming back....


Yes exactly..I believe that was the reason for his banning.

[MetalThrashingMad]

hahaha. Wasn't he banned because he made a goodbye thread? :homer:
Which time? He made more than one.

So dicksuction is coming back....
Bahaha, I really don't remember why to be honest. All I know is that it absolutely necessary.

[brainsforbreakfast]

Oh, I dunno. Part of me wants bugfucker back.
I'm getting bored with all this gay internet drama, at least dicksucktion had entertaining emo drama... :rolleyes:

[BassBehemoth]

Oh, I dunno. Part of me wants bugfucker back.
I'm getting bored with all this gay internet drama, at least dicksucktion had entertaining emo drama... :rolleyes:


haha. Fair enough.

[sixsicsix]

hell yeah, maple syrup is the shit! We have some beer made with Maple syrup too! very good, but im not sure you will be able to find it everywhere else than here :(
ebay, my friend

[sixsicsix]

how did infinity get banned?

[CompelledToLacerate]

I'm guessing from his recent PMS splooge in your composition thread.

[sixsicsix]

I don't think so, he has every right to hate my music.

[CompelledToLacerate]

Yeah, but he could have done it alot less...... mean. :(

I dunno.


I've been compiling a list of Cd's I want to get in the next year or so.

Pig Destroyer- Explosions in Ward 6
In Flames- Lunar Strain
Converge- Caring and Killing
Dragonforce- Valley of the Damned
Between the Buried and Me- self titled
Napalm Death- Scum
Emperor- In the Nightside Eclipse
Darkthrone- Soulside Journey
Kreator- Pleasure to Kill
Immortal- Pure Holocaust
Dying Fetus- Purification Through Violence
Slayer- Show No Mercy
Venom- Welcome to Hell
Deicide- self titled
Nile- Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka
Job For a Cowboy- Doom, and Genesis
The Red Chord- Fused Together in Revolving Doors
Through the Eyes of the Dead- Bloodlust
Beneath the Massacre- Mechanics of Dysfunction
Cattle Decapitation- Human Jerky
As Blood Runs Black- Allegiance
The Faceless- Akeldama
Ion Dissonance- Breathing is Irrelevant
Daughters- Canada Songs, and Hell Songs
Black Dahlia Murder- Unhallowed
Dark Funeral- The Secrets of the Black Arts
Enslaved- Vikingligr Veldi
Bathory- Self titled
Mercyful Fate- Melissa
Celtic Frost- Morbid Tales
Mayhem- De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Burzum- self titled
Kataklysm- Sorcery
Psyopus- Ideas of Reference
At the Gates- The Red in the Sky Is Ours
Anal Cunt- Morbid Florist
Cock and Ball Torture- Opus(sy) VI
Terrorizer- World Downfall
Nasum- Inhale/Exhale
Possessed- Seven Churches
Neaera- The Rising Tide of Oblivion
Morbid Angel- Alters of Madness
Entombed- Left Hand Path
Nevermore- Self titled
Devildriver- self titled

Anything else? Just one album per band, with a few exceptions.

[sixsicsix]

Yeah, but he could have done it alot less...... mean. :(

I dunno.


I've been compiling a list of Cd's I want to get in the next year or so.

Pig Destroyer- Explosions in Ward 6
In Flames- Lunar Strain
Converge- Caring and Killing
Dragonforce- Valley of the Damned
Between the Buried and Me- self titled
Napalm Death- Scum
Emperor- In the Nightside Eclipse
Darkthrone- Soulside Journey
Kreator- Pleasure to Kill
Immortal- Pure Holocaust
Dying Fetus- Purification Through Violence
Slayer- Show No Mercy
Venom- Welcome to Hell
Deicide- self titled
Nile- Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka
Job For a Cowboy- Doom, and Genesis
The Red Chord- Fused Together in Revolving Doors
Through the Eyes of the Dead- Bloodlust
Beneath the Massacre- Mechanics of Dysfunction
Cattle Decapitation- Human Jerky
As Blood Runs Black- Allegiance
The Faceless- Akeldama
Ion Dissonance- Breathing is Irrelevant
Daughters- Canada Songs, and Hell Songs
Black Dahlia Murder- Unhallowed
Dark Funeral- The Secrets of the Black Arts
Enslaved- Vikingligr Veldi
Bathory- Self titled
Mercyful Fate- Melissa
Celtic Frost- Morbid Tales
Mayhem- De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Burzum- self titled
Kataklysm- Sorcery
Psyopus- Ideas of Reference
At the Gates- The Red in the Sky Is Ours
Anal Cunt- Morbid Florist
Cock and Ball Torture- Opus(sy) VI
Terrorizer- World Downfall
Nasum- Inhale/Exhale
Possessed- Seven Churches
Neaera- The Rising Tide of Oblivion
Morbid Angel- Alters of Madness
Entombed- Left Hand Path
Nevermore- Self titled
Devildriver- self titled

Anything else? Just one album per band, with a few exceptions.
opeth - damnation
Luke Davids - Claustrophobic

[PST 88]

He's suspended for three days. It says banned because it does.

And the reason guessed is correct.

[*insert name here*]

What is the legal drinking age in Canada these days?

[Requiem]

What is the legal drinking age in Canada these days?

I'm not from Canda but from what I've heard it is 18 and 19.

[*insert name here*]

I thought so, I've been considering countries to live for next year and I don't think I could stand a country with the 21+.

[xgrafcorex]

does dissection really have spiders? i asked him more than once..but i think he thought i was fucking with him like the rest of you nice guys.

my random contribution is that i'm sitting on the floor, with my computer on the floor because i took apart my desk to get ready to move. i'm moving tuesday. may stay at a friends house for a bit just to fuck around for a few days before shipping off to my moms before OCS for 3 months. excited/nervous/annoyed. annoyed because moving sucks ass.

[PST 88]

does dissection really fuck spiders?
Yes.

[blitz906]

What is the legal drinking age in Canada these days?
Still nineteen.

[Requiem]

The law hammer has been going down fierce here lately.

Now sixsicsix is suspended but the reason is prudent.

[blitz906]

Now sixsicsix is suspended but the reason is prudent.
What did he do?

[problematic]

What did he do?
Couldn't take criticism.

Requiem's just a bitch.

[blitz906]

I mwan what exactly did he do? Point me to the thread where this all went down. Should be entertaining lol

[Requiem]

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?p=549657#post549657