Posture while reading this...

[MorbidGuitar]

I got the worst posture when im sitting at the computer. Im usually slouched back with my legs on the desk kinda to the left haha

I get up after an hour and i can hardly walk, i think its screwing up my back. Just wondering how all of you guys sit. Do you sit properly on the chair or are you like me and lazy as hell?

[MetalThrashingMad]

I'm sitting in a wraught iron chair with a think piece of vinyl over the seat, so slouching, for me, isn't terribly comfortable.

[CompelledToLacerate]

I always slouch. Only stand up straight when talking to some people... girls especially. You can't suck in the gut slouching. haha.

As far as the computer, It depends. Most of the time I'm slouching. If I'm playing a game, I'm sitting with my face close to the computer screen. If I'm typing something like what I am doing right now (ex. lisdbnflg.lfwgfnl;gf) I'll either have my legs on the floor or crossed on the chair like right now.

[metal_monkey]

I got the worst posture when im sitting at the computer. Im usually slouched back with my legs on the desk kind to the left haha

I get up after an hour and i can hardly walk, i think its screwing up my back. Just wondering how all of you guys sit. Do sit properly on the chair or are you like me and lazy as hell?

I'm lazy as hell to but instead it makes my ass go numb :p

[blizzard_beast]

Right now I'm slouching, but it's roughly 70% sitting straight and 30% slouching.

[BassBehemoth]

I'm sitting straight, but my chair inclined for MAX COMFORT.

Usually my feet are up near the monitor. I look like I'm giving birth.

[moe_blunts]

I'm sitting straight, but my chair inclined for MAX COMFORT.

Usually my feet are up near the monitor. I look like I'm giving birth.

bass, you are so descriptive. one of my fav people on this forum (im drunk).

i sit up straight. normally, i am on caffine and am amped. very ready, almost too ready to make a remark. i respect this forum, so i tend to have a little better posture. i slouch always, but seem to be most alert when i browse this site.

[brainsforbreakfast]

I'm sitting straight, but my chair inclined for MAX COMFORT.

Usually my feet are up near the monitor. I look like I'm giving birth.

You are giving birth to the most br00t4l posts on MT :beer:

[BassBehemoth]

Oh....you guys!!!!!!!! :love: :love:

My chode is so godamn itchy, and actually sitting the way I am(as previously mentioned) makes it so easy to scratch!

Seriously.

[OpethFan]

Im slouched forward because im on a couch. If I lean back its too far away.

[ImBored]

Posture while reading this
hunched forward, cock in hand, boxers around my ankles and masturbating furiously at the screen.

[Transient]

i think its an unspoken rule that anyone with a subwoofer uses that as a foot rest

[MetalThrashingMad]

If I put my foot on my subwoofer, my foot would fall asleep :eek: :eek:

[Blood Red Bass]

Oh....you guys!!!!!!!! :love: :love:

My chode is so godamn itchy, and actually sitting the way I am(as previously mentioned) makes it so easy to scratch!

Seriously.
Chode has a bunch of different meanings but all of them either have to do with your cock or yoru ass in one way or another. What does it mean in Canada?

[moe_blunts]

i think its an unspoken rule that anyone with a subwoofer uses that as a foot rest

i need some good speakers. how much would a decent pair go for at best buy?

[powersofterror]

Sometimes I find myself leaning my head forward, then I realize I can still see the screen fine if I lean back again. I sit with a relatively straight back/shoulders.

[Dahmers Fridge]

Being advanced in years I'm usually seated on a commode, but when I have my colostomy bag fitted I shall be able to perch in relative comfort in my wheel chair with a tartan blanket over my knees. Having a blanket covering my crotch will also obscure my furtive middle stump fumblings from the care workers when looking at the ‘Nice tits, tits in a jar thread’ :D

[MorbidGuitar]

Chode has a bunch of different meanings but all of them either have to do with your cock or yoru ass in one way or another. What does it mean in Canada?

I was gonna ask him what it means on the east coast.. cause in central canada ive never heard of it

[Amadeus]

Currently, straight up, if I were to stand to my feet I'd probably stand to attention in the same motion. Always seems to have come natural, although I very much appreciate leaning far back, keyboard in lap and ozing in general self-contentment over having such a good grasp of keyboard commands.

[Zertonshfits]

Slouched, sometimes I'll start reading then realize how close my head is to the screen and lean back.

And Blood Red: Choad, Chad, Chode, Va-Guy-Na, Mangina, etc etc, is the space between your dick and your ass.

[Transient]

Slouched, sometimes I'll start reading then realize how close my head is to the screen and lean back.

And Blood Red: Choad, Chad, Chode, Va-Guy-Na, Mangina, etc etc, is the space between your dick and your ass.
in these parts a chode is a wang thats wider than it is long

[blizzard_beast]

Yeah, it's the same over here. I don't know if Brits use the word gooch to describe the space between your ass/scrotum though...I've never needed to discuss that area before.

[Zertonshfits]

Ya, I forgot that one.

[BassBehemoth]

Slouched, sometimes I'll start reading then realize how close my head is to the screen and lean back.

And Blood Red: Choad, Chad, Chode, Va-Guy-Na, Mangina, etc etc, is the space between your dick and your ass.


Bam, or it can be called a "choda".

A wang that's wider than it is long?? lol WTF. At least the term I used can actually to apply to all males. :p

[metal_monkey]

here we use chode for a dick thats wider than it is long too and gooch for that place between your balls and your ass, backwards fucking canada

[ImBored]

taint is my favourite word for referring to the perineum

edit: and chode has always been used to refer to the penis with such dimensions as described above

[metal_monkey]

i state again backwards fucking canada

[Zertonshfits]

We turned a thread about sitting t a computer to one about different words for the space between your cock and your butthole.... wow...

[BassBehemoth]

hahaha.

[BOB_ZE_METALLEU]

space between my cock and my botthole....NOTHING i always have my cock in my butthole!!!

no on cumputer i cross my left legs

[BassBehemoth]

:rofl:

[problematic]

here we use chode for a dick thats wider than it is long too and gooch for that place between your balls and your ass, backwards fucking canada
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[BassBehemoth]

Yeah...Australia isn't backwards...a bunch of outcast brits living in tropical climate...

Oh well, evolution will slant your eyes. :p

I usually sleep with a fan..in the winter I'll have the window open(no matter how cold), and just use blankets.

I wake up frostbitten. Applying paint goes on much smoother with little or no clumps.

[Zertonshfits]

no on cumputer i cross my left legs

You have more than one left leg? Or like, left over right?