MetalTabs.com Forum - 5 things that piss you off...

AngelOfDeath

2002-08-19, 15:43

Originally posted by powersofterror
hey angelofdeath, i woudn't say i'm a goodie, goodie, but today was the first day of school and in calculas, i was the first to get all the answers and i made some friends because they copied off of me..hehehe...
the five things:
1.country music
2.rap music
3.slow computers
4.gayness
5.and....YOU! *points at a brick wall*

lucky git. i cant do maths. I hate the type of goodie goodies who know absoloutly everything. like how to spell absoloutly. lol. it winds me up how they use all their free time to study!! aaaaaaaah :mad:

walpurgis

2002-08-19, 15:53

Absolutely.

AngelOfDeath

2002-08-19, 15:57

Thank you. Now watch me forget how to spell it again lol Absolutely.

CtHuLhU DaWn

2002-08-19, 16:15

Originally posted by AngelOfDeath

lucky git. i cant do maths. I hate the type of goodie goodies who know absoloutly everything. like how to spell absoloutly. lol. it winds me up how they use all their free time to study!! aaaaaaaah :mad:

Maybe because they will get somehwere in life?

far_beyond_sane

2002-08-19, 16:18

Rockabilly

2002-08-19, 16:24

anyways, back to the subject at hand.

1.facists
2.Townies (you americans call em preppies or somthin)
3.Carnies
4.Horses
5.Tomato Ketchup

AngelOfDeath

2002-08-19, 16:29

But people who have a bit of fun occasionally get places in life too.

OpethRules

2002-08-19, 16:33

Originally posted by memnoch
1. Stupid women.
2. Stupid men.
3. OpethRules
4. Gay bands.
5. Gay men.

Haha, ur in my list too bro.;)

Let's see.....

1. Memnoch
2. Threads started by Memnoch
3. Replies from Memnoch
4. Memnoch pretending to be straight when we know he's gay........(That's for all ur gay cracks...lol)
5. Memnoch's favorite bands.

DragonInlay

2002-08-19, 16:42

1. Hanson
2. Animorphs
3. Rhino Bucket
4. People who think that Killing is my business is the best debut cd of all time
5. People that have many screenames pertaining to guitar companies, guitar players, movie quotes, and favorite movies

:behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead: :behead:

AngelOfDeath

2002-08-19, 16:44

Originally posted by OpethRules

Haha, ur in my list too bro.;)

Let's see.....

1. Memnoch
2. Threads started by Memnoch
3. Replies from Memnoch
4. Memnoch pretending to be straight when we know he's gay........(That's for all ur gay cracks...lol)
5. Memnoch's favorite bands.

Does Memnoch like Opeth? lol

OpethRules

2002-08-19, 16:47

Originally posted by AngelOfDeath

Does Memnoch like Opeth? lol

He doesnt like my musical tastes, therefore we often fight. I personally think he's full of absolute shit, but that's just me.

atifman

2002-08-19, 17:33

1. People who hate stuff for no reason
2. Closeminded people
3. Assholes (like Dude and a few others)
4. Good bands not getting the attention they deserve
5. Opethrules's opinions

MetalPoldi

2002-08-19, 18:48

1. close-minded people!!!
2. people, who are ful of themselves
3. small talk with people i hate
4. slow car-drivers, especially these grandpas with huge Mercedes´s or BMW´s
5. things that go the other way i wanted to

OpethRules

2002-08-19, 20:17

Originally posted by atifman

5. Opethrules's opinions

I'm honored:D

uuuuhhhhhhh

2002-08-19, 20:28

1. Work, school...
2. Preps
3. Close minded people
4. people that hate me
5. Animals (my cat and dog piss all over my stuff...)

atifman

2002-08-19, 22:20

Originally posted by OpethRules

I'm honored:D

:beer:

OpethRules

2002-08-19, 22:34

Originally posted by atifman

:beer:

hahahaha :beer:

DragonInlay

2002-08-19, 22:55

before:beer:
after:sickface: :sickface:

Rockabilly

2002-08-20, 04:21

opethrules seems to be the bitch of insults here. I thinkeveryone should chill out stop screamin at their computers.

SnuvvingMcduck

2002-08-20, 05:12

'gay bands' seem to be a bit of a reaccuring theme here. so what exactly do people classify as a 'gay' band, and why are they so detested to the point of hatred?

far_beyond_sane

2002-08-20, 06:24

Originally posted by SnuvvingMcduck
'gay bands' seem to be a bit of a reaccuring theme here. so what exactly do people classify as a 'gay' band, and why are they so detested to the point of hatred?

They're using the term 'gay' pejoratively. These fucking Americans eh? Bunch of latents the lot of 'em. And those Caniggerians are even worse.

Good to see another Australian. We rule.

OpethRules

2002-08-20, 08:39

Originally posted by Rockabilly
opethrules seems to be the bitch of insults here. I thinkeveryone should chill out stop screamin at their computers.

Anyone with the name Rockabilly should get the fuck outta here. Haha, j/k...welcome aboard bro.

morbid_death

2002-08-20, 09:31

5. People who judge before convicted
4. Theories without hypothesis'
3. British Monarchy
2. People that blindly follow dogmas
1. Closed minded fuckwits

walpurgis

2002-08-20, 12:37

Originally posted by Rockabilly
opethrules seems to be the bitch of insults here. I thinkeveryone should chill out stop screamin at their computers.

I'm a moderator, I'm allowed to yell and be obnoxious :)

memnoch

2002-08-20, 13:13

Originally posted by OpethRules

He doesnt like my musical tastes, therefore we often fight. I personally think he's full of absolute shit, but that's just me.

I think you're shit...i mean, full of shit too!! We got that in common buddy!

memnoch

2002-08-20, 13:14

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane

They're using the term 'gay' pejoratively. These fucking Americans eh? Bunch of latents the lot of 'em. And those Caniggerians are even worse.

Good to see another Australian. We rule.

HEY! Us caniggerians are proud of whatever it is we're proud of!!

And by gay bands, i meant shit like backstreet boys and metallica. :)

powersofterror

2002-08-20, 15:10

Originally posted by uuuuhhhhhhh
5. Animals (my cat and dog piss all over my stuff...)

HA! this one time our family dog took a shit on one of my
expensive music books(orchestra, not some damn tab book)
i was pissed.

uuuuhhhhhhh

2002-08-20, 15:45

my dog ruined one of my multi effects pedals...

OpethRules

2002-08-20, 15:53

Originally posted by memnoch

I think you're shit...i mean, full of shit too!! We got that in common buddy!

As far as I know we will never have anything in common, nor do I ever want to have anything in common with you.

atifman

2002-08-20, 16:02

Originally posted by uuuuhhhhhhh
my dog ruined one of my multi effects pedals...

how? he done gizzwaddled on them?

IVLoTuS

2002-08-20, 19:33

1 old people who drive slow.
2 gay boy bands.
3 pople who call me a psycho lesbian when its not thier buiness.
4 judgemental people
5 those who can't handle a educated religious debate.
:angry: :flame: :mad:
my typing skills really blow :D

MetalPoldi

2002-08-20, 19:39

Originally posted by atifman

how? he done gizzwaddled on them?

I wanna know, too.

If your animals are so bad. Send them to me. I´ll drill them or do some surgicals with them.:D

atifman

2002-08-20, 21:37

hey MetalPoldi i thought you quit that job?

memnoch

2002-08-21, 04:37

Originally posted by OpethRules

As far as I know we will never have anything in common, nor do I ever want to have anything in common with you.

I could name tons of things we have in common........sure their insignificant, but it's just to show you that even nobodies can have stuff in common with me!

EpitomeOfEvil

2002-08-21, 05:28

1. Close minded people
2. Boy bands
3. Pop, rap, r&b
4. Nu-"Metal" (Deserves its own spot)
5. Poeple who type in caps-lock mode LIKE THIS.
:angry: :sickface:

memnoch

2002-08-21, 05:31

IF I HAD TO ADD A 6TH, I WOULD PROBABLY BE IDIOT HACKERS. THEY'RE ALL IDIOT!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

walpurgis

2002-08-21, 10:52

My sixth would be people. They piss me off, and the world would be a much better place without them.

mrweijia

2002-08-21, 10:55

but no one would know

atifman

2002-08-21, 11:00

aw man, wally's gonna grow up to be one of those evil villain types you see in cartoons that wanna destroy the world.

oh no, he's gonna go on one of those nuclear submarine dealies for the navy too, what if he "accidentally pushes a few of the wrong buttons", and blows us all up?

NOOOOOOOOO

walpurgis

2002-08-21, 11:04

Accidentally? My ass, I'll take full credit :)

and by the way, I won't be on a sub, I'll be on a nuclear powered aircraft carrier...100,000 tons of metal with enough firepower to take out a continent *boner*

:D

AngelOfDeath

2002-08-21, 11:49

Originally posted by walpurgis
Accidentally? My ass, I'll take full credit :)

and by the way, I won't be on a sub, I'll be on a nuclear powered aircraft carrier...100,000 tons of metal with enough firepower to take out a continent *boner*

:D

ooooh niiiice... care to blow up UK cause it sucks donkey ass?

walpurgis

2002-08-21, 11:53

Yeah, aside from "Fuck the Mexicans" and "God damn that's a big fish" one of my old catch phrases for myself was "Fuck the British"

I think I adopted that while watching a movie on the Revolutionary War, so sure, I'll kick its ass for ya :)

AngelOfDeath

2002-08-21, 11:53

yay :D just make sure Im still there when you do it.

walpurgis

2002-08-21, 11:56

Well, I'd hate to blow up a fellow metaltabber (except a few :) ) but god damn I love blowing things up.......

Def

2002-08-21, 12:38

Originally posted by walpurgis
Accidentally? My ass, I'll take full credit :)

and by the way, I won't be on a sub, I'll be on a nuclear powered aircraft carrier...100,000 tons of metal with enough firepower to take out a continent *boner*

:D

that's 100.000 TONS OF NEGOTIATION!!!!!! :) :) :)

are you going to Iraq or what?

walpurgis

2002-08-21, 12:51

I doubt it, that's a long shipping from California...

Def

2002-08-21, 14:28

well, is that a bad thing? come on, think of all the harbours you'll visit! all the cheap ming-li's and that kinda shit!?!?!

or do you like your sailor-buddy's better? :P

what carrier are you gonna be on? enterprise, washington??

MetalPoldi

2002-08-21, 17:21

Originally posted by atifman
hey MetalPoldi i thought you quit that job?

Yeah, but just for fun. Looking on a living heart or stomach is cool. Everything´s moving.

adam2009

2009-06-24, 02:51

1. Copycats- this girl copies me all the time and now, she's like totally stupid too

2. People who get obsessed with Twilight.- you don't know how bad I hate that!!!!! For example, Edward is hot! I love him! NO!!! WRONG!! It's just a freaking movie and book series, so get over it!internet services (http://www.ispcompared.com) Best Web Hosting (http://www.5shadeshosting.com)

3. People who use the word BOY in such a stupid manner. - for example, " I watched Harry Potter yesterday, it was so gay." for Heaven sake, people, get your English right. First of all, Harry Potter is not homosexual, and if the person is trying to insult him or something like that, happy is not an insult.wasserbett (http://www.wasserbettenhilfe.com) online credit card processing (http://www.sunvirtual.com)

4. People who try and prove facts about God that don't even read the Bible. - I once met this guy on Yahoo Answers who said he didn't read the Bible. Then he gave an answer to someone that wasn't even true. How did he know what he was talking about!?!?!?!?!?!?! I actually read the Bible!~!!!!

5. People who cuss and think it's cool. I absolutely HATE when people cuss to try and sound cool. There's this guy who likes me alot in my school, and every time he's around me, he always talking to somebody else and cussing just to try and be cool. It's not cool, it makes him sound like an idiot.

blitz906

2009-06-24, 04:08

Holy shit! These bots get smarter and smarter every time they come around here!

drawn&quartered

2009-06-24, 09:59

Holy shit! These bots get smarter and smarter every time they come around here!

on june 24, 2:51, spambot becomes self-aware.

Def

2009-06-24, 10:26

on june 24, 2:51, spambot becomes self-aware.

ROFL, fucking skynet beware. Bots are just the start!

The Execrator

2009-06-24, 10:43

1. iwrestledabearonce

2. annoying fans of iwrestledabearonce who come on the forum and bitch about why we hate them.

3. iwrestledabearonce fans who register on the forum

4. fans of iwrestledabearonce who feel the need to spread their knowledge of such an epic band

5. fans who claim iwrestledabearonce are a technical clusterfuck of awesome and have a drummer who can play 64th note double bass at 200bpm

drawn&quartered

2009-06-24, 10:58

L,B'XXX

2009-06-25, 09:17

Well, I'd hate to blow up a fellow metaltabber (except a few :) ) but god damn I love blowing things up.......

Chip off the old block. :D

Gomli

2009-06-25, 11:42

I love blowing too!

L,B'XXX

2009-06-25, 12:52

roflmao I hope you mean with explosive devices otherwise you're gonna have a full pm box!
Hey, as long as you're puckered up blow this way. The heat index is 93 degrees right now and I'll take any kind of wind I can get! Except curry farts. No gas. That's back to the explosive devices.

CompelledToLacerate

2009-06-25, 13:11

on june 24, 2:51, spambot becomes self-aware.
Damn you, I was gonna do the Skynet reference. :bawling:

1. People who think they can get what they want if they bitch enough.

2. People who give in too easily to people who bitch enough.

3. People who tell me how to do my job when I've been doing it for 3 or 4 years. I'm sorry, but if I'm set in my ways, BACK OFF!

4. People who tell me they have it harder than I do. I know I have a pretty easy-going life for now, and that life is gonna get harder. Just shut up. If I cared about what you had to say, I'd ask.

5. Crazy/Douche baggy assholes/crackwhores who lie and steal from you.

blitz906

2009-06-25, 20:12

I love blowing too!
According to Paddy, you do! :p

Gomli

2009-06-26, 04:47

No wonder isn`t it?

bunny

2009-08-16, 04:08

okay 5 things that piss me off (in no real order)...

1. people who stand in the middle of the aisle in the supermarket & you can't get passed them & when you say "excuse me" they look at you as if you spoke to them in a strange word, then they move.

2. same as above only they gave you a dirty look before moving!! WTF??? seriously WTF?? it's not like i said "move or be run over you stupid fat fucker" is it?? grrrrrrr i just gave them dirtier look back

3. people with buggies, who ram them into the back of your heels when your walking, stupid fuckers!!

4. people in large crowds, when you have to walk like a penguin

5. people in general, because the most of them have the manners of a clumsy big fuckin' elephant on roller skates!!

Dystopia

2009-08-16, 21:27

1) People who don't like death metal. Statistically, at least 70% of them are idiots. The rest, are doctors, and maybe something else.
2) The Jonas Brothers
3) People that care more about legalizing gay marriage, handing down reparations (I think that's the word) to descendants of African Americans, and enforcing gun control more than they do legalizing pot. On one hand, legalizing and taxing pot can stimulate the shit out of this country's economy, while legalizing gay marriage, as one of my examples, will do not do so much.
4) People who are against legalizing pot, they're idiots.
5) Barrack Obama's cabinet.

blitz906

2009-08-17, 00:43

Totally with you on 2, 3 and 4. I don't smoke pot, but it's harmless, legalize it already :rolleyes:

Dystopia

2009-08-17, 01:13

Totally with you on 2, 3 and 4. I don't smoke pot, but it's harmless, legalize it already :rolleyes:
Its the LARGEST CASH CROP in AMERICA!

I would rant on, but I'm being overcome with about 1,000 different rants in my head on why pot should be legalized. Every time I agree with someone on this I get outraged. I wish I COULD find someone who thinks it should be illegal (I can't) so I could find out wtf goes on in their head.

Alright, I've met a few. I always win those debates. :p

Way too easily.

far_beyond_sane

2009-08-18, 05:30

I wish I COULD find someone who thinks it should be illegal (I can't) so I could find out wtf goes on in their head.

Alright, I've met a few. I always win those debates. :p

Way too easily.

I could give you the emails of a few people who work in neuropsych or rehab counselling.

You would like totally beat them so motherfuckin' easily.

P.S. I'm back, weeping cockholes.

TruthDevoid

2009-08-18, 05:34

ohhhhhhhhhhhh fuck. he's back

blitz906

2009-08-18, 06:46

1. Corruption.
2. Racism/racial supremacy.
3. Religion.
4. Straight edge people who think they have the right to tell me I shouldn't be drinking and smoking.
5. People who can't get over the past and move forward (like this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5MPkDV3gDU&feature=related)) :p

7-string warlord

2009-08-20, 02:30

5. People who can't get over the past and move forward (like this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5MPkDV3gDU&feature=related)) :p

I want to shoot him in the face.

blitz906

2009-08-20, 03:51

I want to shoot him in the face.
Oh fuck, me too :mad:

"You know what the problem with white people is? You don't respect anybody's humanity except for your own."
"You're not human, and you're cruel, and you're selfish."

To me it seems like he's generalizing all white people to be this way, and I say fuck him, because he doesn't know all white people, and he doesn't even fucking know that girl. I'm white, and I respect everybody regardless of race or nationality, and I know many other whites who feel the same way.

Why doesn't he move to Africa if he feels so strongly about what he's preaching?

Gomli

2009-08-20, 05:26

1. Spam bots in general
2. Spambots on MT
3. Religions
4. When I don`t manage to learn a song (PIERCED FROM WITHIN IS AN ASSHOLE!)
5. Nazi scumbags
(6. Shitty beer)
This list would continue but I`m bound to the thread title

blitz906

2009-08-20, 06:37

5. Nazi scumbags
Are there quite a few skinheads there?
Those guys are fucking cowards :p

Gomli

2009-08-20, 11:36

Are there quite a few skinheads there?
Those guys are fucking cowards :p

Skinheads aren`t Nazis. Boneheads are.

If they`d be only a few it wouldn`t be such a problem...About 15,000 or more I guess. They even got their own party which organises concerts and (!)CHILD(!)-camping trips.
Bastards :uzi:

Dystopia

2009-08-20, 13:36

1) I'm against gay marriage.
2) I just completed an online application for Target.
3) The questionnaire was a long-ass stupid fuckin' bitch.

That completes my list of random.

blitz906

2009-08-20, 19:11

Skinheads aren`t Nazis. Boneheads are.

If they`d be only a few it wouldn`t be such a problem...About 15,000 or more I guess. They even got their own party which organises concerts and (!)CHILD(!)-camping trips.
Bastards :uzi:
Wow, they should all be taken out back and shot. Children included, because they'll grow up to be just as bad as the others anyways.

JoeYngVai

2009-08-20, 19:57

1) I'm against gay marriage.

:rofl:

PST 88

2009-08-20, 20:03

He just never wants to get married. I guess nobody explained that it wasn't compulsory.

blitz906

2009-08-20, 20:06

Haha.
Dystopia, you might not ever want to visit Canada.

Paddy

2009-08-20, 20:34

1) I'm against gay marriage.
2) I just completed an online application for Target.This is so paradoxical that I think you just ruptured the very fabric of my reality.

JoeYngVai

2009-08-20, 21:33

hahaha, Paddy

drawn&quartered

2009-08-20, 23:42

1) I'm against gay marriage.
2) I just completed an online application for Target.
3) The questionnaire was a long-ass stupid fuckin' bitch.

That completes my list of random.
hey no shit, i just applied for target also. That thing was not bad at all though.

Dystopia

2009-08-21, 03:16

hey no shit, i just applied for target also. That thing was not bad at all though.
It is when you have slept since the day before and you're eyes are burning while staring at this white screen asking you questions that instead of saying "Strongly Agree, Slightly agree, slightly disagree, ect" I'de rather say, "Depends."

Gomli

2009-08-21, 06:09

...Children included...

I`d write a song about that:lhdevil:

YOUR_GOD_IS_DEAD

2009-08-22, 00:22

(6. Shitty beer)
This list would continue but I`m bound to the thread title

You're going to hate the USA dude. I'm pretty sure a Beck's over there isn't that expensive, but over here i have to drop a right nut to buy a 12 pack of it.

Gomli

2009-08-22, 03:23

You're going to hate the USA dude. I'm pretty sure a Beck's over there isn't that expensive, but over here i have to drop a right nut to buy a 12 pack of it.
I can imagine.
And just to say Beck`s is one of the shittier beers here
:p
Man I could took all you guys to a store here and buy 30 kinds of beers which are all good. You`d cream yourself, I can only tell :smash:

Paddy

2009-08-22, 09:24

1. Women - are ya with me, fellas?? LOLL!!!!11!!!
2. Gays who give me erections
3. People who chew with their mouth open or otherwise generate non-sex-related audible moistness from their various orifices
4. People who hyphenate words unnecessarily
5. Cancer, AIDS and famine and fatness of the lower back
6. People who think the rules of some particular game don't apply to them

drawn&quartered

2009-08-22, 10:15

Hey hey...there are some good microbreweries here I've been told (can't try them yet) but it depends on where you are going...at least in Colorado you can find a lot of local/smaller operated stuff

Gomli

2009-08-22, 12:36

Hey hey...there are some good microbreweries here I've been told (can't try them yet) but it depends on where you are going...at least in Colorado you can find a lot of local/smaller operated stuff

Ever noticed that all this microbreweries are ALWAYS better than this big companies? I mean it they are always better in quality and taste of the gold :love:

JoeYngVai

2009-08-22, 13:33

2. Gays who give me erections
3. People who chew with their mouth open or otherwise generate non-sex-related audible moistness from their various orifices
6. People who think the rules of some particular game don't apply to them

haha these win

Chris Rezendes

2009-08-22, 13:36

1. Women - are ya with me, fellas?? LOLL!!!!11!!!
Oh, man! I'm a man and can, thusly, relate with that sentiment! LULZOLZLZ!

drawn&quartered

2009-08-22, 14:30

Ever noticed that all this microbreweries are ALWAYS better than this big companies? I mean it they are always better in quality and taste of the gold :love:

Pretty much...I had good stuff in the Czech Republic, still not old enough to try or buy anything here though

TruthDevoid

2009-08-22, 14:37

they're not better in price

Gomli

2009-08-23, 03:17

they're not better in price

Yep and that`s why they are microbreweries and don`t grow to big companies! :idea:

TruthDevoid

2009-08-23, 03:52

like i previously stated, the microbrews are great for enjoying the taste and casually enjoying a beer, but the bigger companies are better if you're slamming down a case in a night, and/or bonging/chugging/playing drinking games/etc. When I'm at a party, i'm not trying to sip on a high quality microbrew and enjoy the flavor, i'm trying to slam down some beers and shots and get hammered.

JoeYngVai

2009-08-23, 04:04

truth tells the truth :smash:

drawn&quartered

2009-08-23, 10:15

TruthDevoid

2009-08-23, 10:50

I drink Miller Lite on a regular basis

Dystopia

2009-08-23, 13:34

I'll have to agree with Truth...I just grew up with euro-parents always telling me what beer is good and what isn't lol. I still drink keystone, bud, or whenever while camping if someone manages to get some
What did they tell you? I want this valuable Euro knowledge that is nonexistent in my inexperienced younger white and hispanic male friends.

Wolfsherz

2009-08-23, 14:37

I can imagine.
And just to say Beck`s is one of the shittier beers here
:p
Man I could took all you guys to a store here and buy 30 kinds of beers which are all good. You`d cream yourself, I can only tell :smash:

Just played in Germany with Aosoth and the beer there was kinda awful. Even for slamming down, the taste was really quite unpleasant. It was Becker's or Decker's.
Outside of the venue some guy shared some Faxe with us though, which was a whole lot better, but still.
Your opinion on the two?

drawn&quartered

2009-08-23, 16:13

What did they tell you? I want this valuable Euro knowledge that is nonexistent in my inexperienced younger white and hispanic male friends.

pretty much was along the lines of this:

beer in can=watery and shitty
big name american beer=shitty
imported euro stuff=good
local micro beers=good

but yeah, as said before their drinking style is completely different and its not to get tanked or play games

Dystopia

2009-08-23, 17:02

Back on subject:
1) Thieves
2) Con-artists that will pretend to be your friend just to gain a little self possession.
3) Women that think that being a woman is exactly the same as being President (Security, free meals, power and total control over random people they don't know).
4) Men who encourage women to have that mentality.
5) White rappers, and most of the Hispanic ones too. Oh, and gangs, very retarded the level they are at now.

3: Security: As in they can be a bitch to every one and they have the idea no one will do shit about it, further encouraging the mentality. I almost get violent urges, but of course never act on them because of laws AND morals, but still, that mentality is despicable, and they know it is.

JoeYngVai

2009-08-23, 20:11

1) 4
2) 1
3) 2
4) 5
5) 3

Try to follow it, and it becomes the Circle Of Fifths! :p

drawn&quartered

2009-08-23, 20:13

1) 4
2) 1
3) 2
4) 5
5) 3

Try to follow it, and it becomes the Circle Of Fifths! :p
and the circle of fifths is teh circle of 4ths in disguise

Dystopia

2009-08-24, 01:50

Gomli

2009-08-24, 05:31

Just played in Germany with Aosoth and the beer there was kinda awful. Even for slamming down, the taste was really quite unpleasant. It was Becker's or Decker's.
Outside of the venue some guy shared some Faxe with us though, which was a whole lot better, but still.
Your opinion on the two?

Depends on where you played this show (and why the fuck haven`t you PNd me :mad: )
I think you mean Becks cause I can`t remember a beer called becker or something. I will look for it though.
!Faxe is tha lulz beer! Really cheap beer. Only problem with it are the cans. I mean 1 litre can is really unpractical (OK when you try to get hammered). You must drink it real fast or it gets warm and digusting :p My favs are still "5,0 Original"(50ct a bottle :D ) and "Astra Rotlicht"(6% and 70ct a bottle).
Like I mentioned before I could show you some real good beers. But I`m still not finished drinking all beers they`re selling here :(

blitz906

2009-08-24, 06:51

Faxe isn't too bad. Faxe Amber is probably the best one they make; Faxe Lager (white can) is decent; and Faxe 10% (black can) tastes like raw sewage, but it gets you sozzled pretty fast! :D

drawn&quartered

2009-08-24, 08:19

1) http://www.myspace.com/crabkilla419
2) http://www.myspace.com/popeyesafakeskrap
3) http://www.myspace.com/da_sexy_blood_chick gross
4) http://www.myspace.com/mafialanes104
5) All their "Blood/CMG" friends.

Retarded shit. If they're so big, why don't they make their own Friendspace site?

"Bloodspace"

Because they stupid, dawg

oh yeah heres a video courtesy of Paddy that I feel is related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19jellncoo&feature=channel_page

Gomli

2009-08-24, 11:55

Because they stupid, dawg

oh yeah heres a video courtesy of Paddy that I feel is related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19jellncoo&feature=channel_page

HA!:D

Paddy

2009-08-24, 12:06

oh yeah heres a video courtesy of Paddy that I feel is related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19jellncoo&feature=channel_pageRESHPECK!

I thought this was genuine up until the white guys appeared, shows how little dignity I expect from modern rap!

drawn&quartered

2009-08-24, 14:51

RESHPECK!

I thought this was genuine up until the white guys appeared, shows how little dignity I expect from modern rap!

haha, you've seen the movie its from right? Miss March?

Paddy

2009-08-24, 16:30

haha, you've seen the movie its from right? Miss March?I've never seen it, and judging by the results of my cursory research into it I'm not likely to any time soon haha.

Is it actually any good? It looks like it might make me want to die of cancer.

drawn&quartered

2009-08-24, 17:17

I've never seen it, and judging by the results of my cursory research into it I'm not likely to any time soon haha.

Is it actually any good? It looks like it might make me want to die of cancer.

Well it is a comedy...not really good but it is very funny.

this is another one you will find funny from the same movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxKrdlsHVmg

Gomli

2009-08-25, 09:48

OK this guy sucks

drawn&quartered

2009-08-25, 19:49

OK this guy sucks
understand it is a joke silly

moe_blunts

2009-08-25, 20:24

1) female comedians
2) the police
3) asian drivers
4) the disney channel
5) japanese pop music

Gomli

2009-08-26, 03:08

understand it is a joke silly

Yayaya I know but I`ve heard more funnier rap-stuff than this :p

Requiem

2009-08-26, 07:10

5) japanese pop music

You dick-ass. J pop rules.

drawn&quartered

2009-08-26, 07:26

You dick-ass. J pop rules.

have you seen this vid?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmGlWq3Zaf4

weird as shit but cool none the less

CompelledToLacerate

2009-08-26, 10:51

God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.

Gomli

2009-08-26, 12:57

It`s hard to beat that post...My fav Japanese TV show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diCvwHJjY4

blitz906

2009-08-26, 19:07

God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
HAHAHA! :D Sigged!

CompelledToLacerate

2009-08-27, 11:27

It`s hard to beat that post...My fav Japanese TV show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diCvwHJjY4
I thought the Pepto Bismol commercials we had were retarded.

Why would they have hot (well, hottish) girls dancing and saying they have diarrhea? No one's gonna believe that. That goes under number 6 of the things that piss me off;

6. Liars!

drawn&quartered

2009-08-27, 13:03

1. Hippies
2. Ultra-Conservatives
3. kids with subwoofers in their car who think bass+lyrics is music. and by bass I don't mean bass guitar, I just mean really loud low pitched rumbling.
4. ANNOYING DOGS THAT OWNERS LET OUT at 6am. more of the owner's fault.
5. having to piss when im trying to sleep

TruthDevoid

2009-08-27, 16:41

2. Ultra-Conservatives

Extremists of any sort are fucking terrible. Ultra-Liberals are just as bad if not worse. Socialist cocksuckers.

drawn&quartered

2009-08-27, 18:21

Extremists of any sort are fucking terrible. Ultra-Liberals are just as bad if not worse. Socialist cocksuckers.
Yeah, Hippies pretty much.

Dystopia

2009-08-27, 18:35

Yeah, Hippies pretty much.

Yeah, they're idiots.

drawn&quartered

2009-08-27, 19:04

Yeah, they're idiots.
Yeah man! omg we need to like save the planet man! go to the earthlove concert, where all the bands are plugged up to 99999 amps! electricity isn't made from like burning coal or anythin like that man, it just comes from outlets. oh yeah, airplanes and shit don't take any evil gasoline. BUT DONT YOU DARE DRIVE THAT EVIL CHEVY SUBURBAN, AND DON'T YOU DARE HAVE A FUCKING CIGARETTE, IT RUINS THE ATMOSPHERE

Gomli

2009-08-28, 05:42

Why would they have hot (well, hottish) girls dancing and saying they have diarrhea?[/SIZE]

Probably that`s a language teaching video for their politicans which are going to travel abroad :D

:lhdevil: I have a bad case of diarrhea :lhdevil:

CompelledToLacerate

2009-08-29, 19:28

I could see it then.

American; We must increase our efforts to make sure all WMD are destroyed.

Japanese; I have a bad case of diarrhea!

American; Yes. I know. This whole situation makes me feel a little uneasy.

... nope, sounded funnier in my head.... and yet I won't delete it.

3. kids with subwoofers in their car who think bass+lyrics is music. and by bass I don't mean bass guitar, I just mean really loud low pitched rumbling.
I loathe them. A dude I know does this, and when he played our demo in his truck, he said it sounded shitty. Well, go figure! Of course it sounds shitty when you have that bass crap on. I wish it blew out his speakers.

The other night, I was driving my friend home from school, and some jackass in his SUV had that shit on at a stop light. The moment we saw a cop, though, things got real quiet. As soon as he was gone, he turned it back up.

Dystopia

2009-08-30, 00:31

I loathe them. A dude I know does this, and when he played our demo in his truck, he said it sounded shitty. Well, go figure! Of course it sounds shitty when you have that bass crap on. I wish it blew out his speakers.

The other night, I was driving my friend home from school, and some jackass in his SUV had that shit on at a stop light. The moment we saw a cop, though, things got real quiet. As soon as he was gone, he turned it back up.

Maybe his speakers were already blown up from doin' that shit.

What a cop-o-phobe.

Gomli

2009-08-30, 05:31

The other night, I was driving my friend home from school, and some jackass in his SUV had that shit on at a stop light. The moment we saw a cop, though, things got real quiet. As soon as he was gone, he turned it back up.

Haha wut a pussy :p

Dystopia

2009-08-30, 21:00

1) spiggers
2) procrastinators
3) ... ah I do the rest later

:rolleyes:

TruthDevoid

2009-08-31, 12:45

a good subwoofer in a car with death metal can sound awesome though

drawn&quartered

2009-08-31, 14:13

a good subwoofer in a car with death metal can sound awesome though

sure, as long as you can actually define the double bass and hear the treble frequencies.

I hate shin splints

Wolfsherz

2009-08-31, 14:47

What are shin splints?

Oh guys, some sick death metal, DEAD CONGREGATION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29U55hcbAzw)

TruthDevoid

2009-08-31, 15:35

sure, as long as you can actually define the double bass and hear the treble frequencies.

I hate shin splints

Well yeah, that's why i said "good". A good system is tight and punchy. That's why i prefer smaller 10" subs, rather than 12s. And you need good tweeters to go with them so the bass doesn't overpower the high end.

Dystopia

2009-08-31, 20:07

1) myspace
2) Tom
3) Tom, not dying
4) myspace
5) facebook, even though I don't have one. does anyone have a facebook? are they cool?

blitz906

2009-08-31, 20:50

Facebook is much better than Myspace IMO.

drawn&quartered

2009-08-31, 21:01

yeah, facebook is better. just ignore all the gay app invites, group invites, quiz invites. at least theres no glitter shit

and wolf, shin splints is lower leg pain you get from ignoring running for too long

TruthDevoid

2009-09-01, 06:22

I'm on facebook. It was cool for a while, but now everyone's parents and family is getting on there and it's killing it.

Dystopia

2009-09-01, 13:15

What about twitter?

I just got one...

METALSPACE!

drawn&quartered

2009-09-01, 15:50

twitter is only if you have a vagina

blitz906

2009-09-01, 20:00

^ agreed.

:beer:

Gomli

2009-09-02, 11:44

twitter is only if you have a vagina

Like John Travolta?

blitz906

2009-09-02, 20:07

Haha what?!?

JoeYngVai

2009-09-02, 21:47

John Travolta has a vagina. Why are you confused?

blitz906

2009-09-03, 00:24

John Travolta has a vagina. Why are you confused?
I just can't tell if you're joking or not haha.

drawn&quartered

2009-09-03, 07:58

I just can't tell if you're joking or not haha.
yeah I can't tell either

Gomli

2009-09-03, 08:41

You must cut off your punis and get a vagina if you want to be a scientology member. Never noticed that Tom Cruises` and Travoltas`voice got higher after they joined??
And that`s one reason why he can`t dance anymore. He can`t feel his dick rubbing between his thugs :idea:

JoeYngVai

2009-09-03, 11:21

yea I'm not joking, Gomli got it spot on! :D

Paddy

2009-09-07, 08:52

1. Scientologists
2. Scientology
3. Homoeopaths
4. Homoeopathy
5. People who stand up on the bus and clamber towards the door a good 60 - 70 seconds before the fuckin' thing is even beginning to approach the bus stop.

I like this thread :D

drawn&quartered

2009-09-07, 11:58

I used to think that scientology was just kind of what people who aren't christian called themselves. Like people who think evolution is more possible than a man in the sky being a huge dick. man, i was wrong.

TruthDevoid

2009-09-07, 12:04

yeah, it's a sci-fi religion pretty much. aliens and shit. I thought it'd be hard to beat the ridiculousness of Christianity (virgin birth, dude walking on water, raising up from the dead, burning bushes talking to people, etc). But man, Scientology blew all that away.

Gomli

2009-09-07, 12:47

FU ME HARD!

Since when are you a forum leader???? Have I missed something?

Paddy

2009-09-07, 13:41

yeah, it's a sci-fi religion pretty much. aliens and shit. I thought it'd be hard to be the ridiculousness of Christianity (virgin birth, dude walking on water, raising up from the dead, burning bushes talking to people, etc). But man, Scientology blew all that away.Amen to that. I, too, had a live and let live attitude towards the Scientologists until I started to learn about their behaviour and the fact that their cult was started by a science fiction novelist who made megalomaniacal claims like "I'm a nuclear physicist" and had a long history of con artistry leading up to his hatching of this god awful mental enslavement shakedown scam. Plus I'm pretty sure he was a sex offender. What is it about the combination of old men's cocks, young boy's asses and God's eternal love that just works so well? Fuckin' psychopaths.

Since when are you a forum leader???? Have I missed something?Since yesterday :D They were gonna offer the job to you instead, until they remembered what happened the last time a German was left in charge ;)

drawn&quartered

2009-09-07, 13:44

haha! well congrats. we need someone to mod thats on here a lot to wipe MT's leaky asshole free of spam n shit

TruthDevoid

2009-09-07, 13:52

Paddy and Bunny are now mods. 2 Micks in charge... uh oh haha

Paddy

2009-09-07, 14:05

haha! well congrats. we need someone to mod thats on here a lot to wipe MT's leaky asshole free of spam n shitCheers mate! Yeah, the spam has been dealt a major blow lately through various means, and my not having a life outside of this forum can only help matters :p

Paddy and Bunny are now mods. 2 Micks in charge... uh oh hahaDon't say we didn't warn ya:

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showpost.php?p=596234&postcount=201

;)

JoeYngVai

2009-09-07, 14:25

Since yesterday :D They were gonna offer the job to you instead, until they remembered what happened the last time a German was left in charge ;)

hahah. here's a list in celebration to you both:

1. Being sick
2. People who try to change your opinion with somebody else's opinion. (ie: why do you like that song? even the band said that they didn't like that song!)
3. I don't like being sick.
4. Vienna Sausage that you're forced to eat while out of other food.
5. The Irish ;)

nah I'm just kidding on the last one, I like the Irish almost as much as scotts.

bunny

2009-09-07, 14:56

hey all :)

lol one of my ex's was a scot right fucking asshole he was!! anyway that's in the past

ah it's good to be a mod again, hey paddy me ol' mucker!!

first metaltabs then the world!!?? rofl!!

i think i've drank too much strong coffee today ah well never mind!!

bunny

2009-09-07, 15:06

things that piss me off...

1. blokes who kiss their guitar on the bus
2. blokes who spit on the bus
3. blokes who talk loudly on the phone on the bus - i don't wanna hear you're fucking convo
4. blokes who mutter & swear under their breath (but not really 'cause you can hear them)
5. bus driver who has private convo while driving the bus

----okay so not all piss me off, no 1 just made me think WTF???

bunny xxx

Dystopia

2009-09-07, 16:27

nah I'm just kidding on the last one, I like the Irish almost as much as scotts.

YOU MEAN THERE'S NOT THE SAIM?!?!?!?! LOLLOLLLLOL!!111

1) The fact I'm not jamming with anyone special right now... yet.
2) The fact that I've been practicing drums and guitar (drums especially) "Self taught" all these 6 years and still don't have the speed on my left hand quite where I want it.
3) The fact I can't "Quadrupedal" blast on double pass pedal, where you use your heel ya know?
4) The fact my left slave pedal squeaks.
5) The fact that at guitar center they got a $70 sale on a double bass Pacific pedal and I probably paid 1 or even 2 (MTHRFCKR!) for mine a long time ago.

I need more.
1) The fact I can't get a job as easily as I want.
2) The fact that I can't smoke weed because I'm fasting for a job, even though I have AT LEAST one VERY LEGIT medical, *cough* MEDICAL excuse to... well you know.
3) The fact that I have 2 bass drums that sound nothing alike, and I'm only using the second one to hold my left tom-tom center to the other one. (See myspace: www.myspace.com/jonathan.bellamy
4) The fact that I want a chick, but don't have one. :(
5) The fact that I don't like hardcore, but prolly still willing to join a hardcore band just so I can be in a band.

Mooooree..
1) when chicks I'm talking to on IM use extra vowels; i.e.; byeee!
2) Samual Adams (Portland Mayor)
3) Barnie Frank
4) Hussein Obama
5) His big ass fucking cabinet.

and...

1) Congress
2) Cops
3) Congress
4) Stupid, stupid, STUPID MOTHERING FUCK POLITICS that don't make sense. I don't have a problem with the smart ones, like... uhm... IDK
5) Congress bastards... and cops... and the Mexicans. Well, maybe just the illegals. If you gotta broken home don't let anyone in.

JoeYngVai

2009-09-07, 17:00

1) when chicks I'm talking to on IM use extra vowels; i.e.; byeee!

it's their nervous impulse to always sound cute, don't worry. unfortunately it works on me :(

oOOoOo heeeyyy how are youuu?? ;)

TruthDevoid

2009-09-07, 17:22

i do it to mock them. whether they realize it or not.

drawn&quartered

2009-09-07, 19:21

YOU MEAN THERE'S NOT THE SAIM?!?!?!?! LOLLOLLLLOL!!111

3) The fact I can't "Quadrupedal" blast on double pass pedal, where you use your heel ya know?

dude don't bother with heeltoe, its pretty much useless anyway. and the left hand will always be slightly behind...but yeah mines almost equal

Dystopia

2009-09-07, 20:00

dude don't bother with heeltoe, its pretty much useless anyway. and the left hand will always be slightly behind...but yeah mines almost equal
Yeah, useless unless it enables me to play double bass x2! That's twice as fast as double bass played normal.

I remember on guitar when I finally trained myself to pick "down, up, down, up" instead of just "down,down,down,down" even when it was slow, I doubled my playability speed in a relatively short amount of time.

I realize I'll have to develop some muscles before I can quadra-bass-pedal, but it will be worth it... not sure what those muscles are or what the proper way to do that is though...
*cough*

drawn&quartered

2009-09-07, 20:05

Yeah, useless unless it enables me to play double bass x2! That's twice as fast as double bass played normal.

I remember on guitar when I finally trained myself to pick "down, up, down, up" instead of just "down,down,down,down" even when it was slow, I doubled my playability speed in a relatively short amount of time.

I realize I'll have to develop some muscles before I can quadra-bass-pedal, but it will be worth it... not sure what those muscles are or what the proper way to do that is though...
*cough*

you'll need longboards and top of the line triggers. Mainly longboards, heeltoe would be so impossible on normal ones. I think it would sound like shit, but yeah work those lower leg muscles

Gomli

2009-09-08, 07:30

Since yesterday :D They were gonna offer the job to you instead, until they remembered what happened the last time a German was left in charge ;)
1.Paddy (as a regular member)
2.Paddy (now)
3.Paddy (cause I think he`s ugly and he hurt my feelings)
4.Paddy (cause I guess he listens to Bring Me the Horizon and calls Suffocation Thrash Metal)
5. My 25 Year old class mate who is always showing his punis in the gym :sickface:

Paddy

2009-09-08, 10:27

1.Paddy (as a regular member)
2.Paddy (now)
3.Paddy (cause I think he`s ugly and he hurt my feelings)
4.Paddy (cause I guess he listens to Bring Me the Horizon and calls Suffocation Thrash Metal)Just because I implied you were a Hitler?? I'm beginning to think that the only reason you fucked me at all was because you thought I had some Polish in me. That'd explain why you tattooed "4th Reich" onto your cock and burned down your own house and blamed a retard!

Ahhh you know I'm just messin' with ya :love:

1. People who say "literally" when they clearly don't mean "literally"
2. Taxi drivers who press you for conversation and then recoil when you give them some (conversation)
3. Brutal "choke on my cock" or "how much sexual abuse can you endure?" porn
4. The fact that you are almost obliged to like/respect certain things and not liking them means you're a cunt or just trying to be different as opposed to you just not liking them - The Beatles are SHIT :mad:
5. People who have opinions such as this on corporal punishment: "I was caned as a child and I turned out alright!" No you fucking didn't.

Gomli

2009-09-08, 11:51

Just because I implied you were a Hitler?? I'm beginning to think that the only reason you fucked me at all was because you thought I had some Polish in me. That'd explain why you tattooed "4th Reich" onto your cock and burned down your own house and blamed a retard!

Ahhh you know I'm just messin' with ya :love:

Yayaya I know and I love you too (wether you`re polish or not) :love:
But you must know I`ve got "The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation" tattooed on my cock...You `ve forgot to put your glasses on.!

With point 4. of your list I can only agree. Even this rape-hentai shit is fucking disgusting and I`m getting sick when I see something like that!! :sickface:

TruthDevoid

2009-09-08, 11:54

hey, i'm Polish

Gomli

2009-09-08, 11:57

hey, i'm Polish

Ok you`re polish....but you got muscles which makes the whole raping process pretty impossible to me :o

TruthDevoid

2009-09-08, 12:04

haha, come on, don't you like a challenge?

Gomli

2009-09-08, 12:13

Ok it´s more fun when it isn`t too easy...that`s true. But the chance that I`m ending up slamed six feet down isn`t that funneh :( I mean probably I could hold you for a second or something like that. But normally I need 15mins or something...so.

Where and when you dirty piggy :vampire:

TruthDevoid

2009-09-08, 12:21

15 min? get outta here. that's not what i heard from paddy. Maybe 15 one minute sessions.

Gomli

2009-09-08, 12:27

Hey I`m not using chloroform!
The first mins I`m walking behind you and when you feel safe I`m gonna, yeah imagine that part!
And with Paddy I need only 15-30 secs. He`s a bit weak you know...

TruthDevoid

2009-09-08, 12:27

I would never feel safe with you behind me

Gomli

2009-09-08, 12:33

I thought I`ve posted 3 pics of me in the photo thread :confused:
My whole career was build on my outward appearance :bawling:

Paddy

2009-09-08, 13:10

But you must know I`ve got "The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation" tattooed on my cock...You `ve forgot to put your glasses on.!Hahahaha! :rofl:

hey, i'm PolishWatch out, Gomers will set fire to you and pick your gold teeth out of the ashes!

And with Paddy I need only 15-30 secs. He`s a bit weak you know...In my defence, you can't really characterise bending over, spreading my cheeks goatse style and yelling "FILL HER UP!" as weakness. Well, not in the rapey sense anyway.

Rapey is a word I enjoy.

1. Hentai
2. Manga
3. Anime
4. Hello Kitty
5. Pretty much everything Japanese pop culture has on offer

blitz906

2009-09-08, 13:18

5. My 25 Year old class mate who is always showing his punis in the gym :sickface:
He does this on purpose? :confused:

JoeYngVai

2009-09-08, 15:07

hey, at least he doesn't shit in the showers like I do.

1. Being sick
2. Being sick when, miraculously, nobody else is sick at all.
3. Constantly blowing your nose.
4. Being sick while a girl wants to hang out with you.
5. Realizing that you ARE too sick to hang out with her! :mad: :mad:

Paddy

2009-09-08, 15:30

drawn&quartered

2009-09-08, 16:02

Watch out, Gomers will set fire to you and pick your gold teeth out of the ashes!

idk, the polish are pretty damn beastly. I have cousins on the polish side that are powerlifters

TruthDevoid

2009-09-08, 16:34

hell yeah, i get my strength from my Polish side

Dystopia

2009-09-08, 16:39

Yeah, brutal porn isn't very good unless it's the GIRL that is raping the guy. :rolleyes:

blitz906

2009-09-08, 17:30

3. Brutal "choke on my cock" or "how much sexual abuse can you endure?" porn
5. People who have opinions such as this on corporal punishment: "I was caned as a child and I turned out alright!" No you fucking didn't.
Haha, I totally agree with #3, that stuff is pretty fucking gross. Guys who are turned on by that kind of shit obviously have alot of built up anger towards women and take pleasure in watching someone suffer like that.

As for #5, I don't know, I'm kind of on the fence with that one. Hitting children usually does fuck them up, but I do know a few people that were beaten pretty badly as children and somehow they did turn out fairly normal. My father got it pretty bad when he was a kid, but he never ever took it out on me, not once.

TruthDevoid

2009-09-08, 17:31

I dont believe in child abuse, but I embrace the spanking of children

drawn&quartered

2009-09-08, 17:34

I dont believe in child abuse, but I embrace the spanking of children
I agree, today kids have really huge egos and are way spoiled. I could actually rant for hours on how my generation (ours) and the next are just educated to be way too full of themselves. I got spanked as a kid lol

TruthDevoid

2009-09-08, 17:38

you are right. kids today do have huge egos and think they can get away with anything because they know the worst that'll happen is they sit in timeout or some bullshit punishment like that. Today's youth have no fear of their elders whatsoever.

Wolfsherz

2009-09-08, 17:58

hey, i'm Polish

SPIERDALAAAAAAAAAY DAI MI PIVO JIVKO

Phonetically, of course.

Paddy

2009-09-08, 18:37

My dad says he turned out OK, and I know that his dad and his teachers (and the security forces) gave him some pretty severe "disciplinary" beatings throughout his childhood. My dad's probably the most fucked up person I know, no joke. I got a few clouts when I was a kid too, and...well...I TURNED OUT ALRIGHT!

I wasn't implying that beaten kids grow up to be psychos or the like, but pretty much everyone from this and the previous generation is on meds or has some sort of mental issue, and while I'm not suggesting that they're all caused by receiving slaps from their folks or their teachers, it's gotta factor into it on some level. Mental illness is a culmination of things, violence from authority figures being a part of it.

I'm not sure how effective physical punishments are, to be honest. Sure, if you clobber a kid enough times he'll become pretty fucking quiet/obedient, but is that the kind of obedience you want from a kid? Besides it being a sort of cold, brutal Pavlovian conditioning I can't imagine that it's setting them much of an example. It's sending the message out that if you fuck up, you get fucked up. Nothing is learnt from the experience, you just learn which behaviours will provoke a sore arse. I steal candy, I get slapped, I learn nothing about why stealing isn't a good idea or how it affects other people. Kids need an incentive to be "good" not a fear of what will happen if they aren't. And lets face it, if your parents are the sort of people who would explain all of that to you then chances are they wouldn't resort of violence to begin with.

That said, the urge to slap screaming kids is pretty overwhelming sometimes. And I think that's probably a good indicator of why people do it - satisfying a personal urge rather than disciplining the child.

People always believe that the latest generation is worse than the one which preceded it. That means that when your parents were kids your grandparents thought they were a shower of cunts haha. The truth is, most of these asshole kids shed their assholiness when they hit a certain age. The ones who don't end up on Celebrity love Island.

JoeYngVai

2009-09-08, 19:12

What's up with ya, Joe? Flu?

I think its just a bad cold, I should have treated it from the start, damnit. I pretended like I wasn't getting sick for like 3-4 days, then I finally accepted it.

Being sick is just so annoying... especially with a cold you're sick but not REALLY sick, so its like the virus is teasing you. :mad:

Paddy

2009-09-08, 19:23

I think its just a bad cold, I should have treated it from the start, damnit. I pretended like I wasn't getting sick for like 3-4 days, then I finally accepted it.Hahaha I love your thought processes.

Being sick is just so annoying... especially with a cold you're sick but not REALLY sick, so its like the virus is teasing you. :mad:Yeah, plus no one around you gives too much of a fuck about it. There's a severe sympathy deficit where colds are concerned haha. Just drink plenty of water and get plenty of rest and it should shift a little quicker/smoother. Incidentally, "Quicker" and "Smoother" are my two middle names.

Oh, alright, one more list:

1. People who use that insufferable upwards inflexion on the end of every sentence which makes everything sound like a question? Ahhhh fuck!
2. Politicians who, when on a panel talk show, insist that they be allowed to finish their point, and argue about it for a good 10 - 15 seconds, and when they are finally allowed to finish their point it's completely irrelevant or superfluous, like "OK, can I talk? Can I just...can I talk? OK, I just wanted to say, I think everyone in the world is nice. That's all I wanted to say!"
3. Unrepentant reality TV viewers
4. Unrepentant reality TV contestants
5. "Activists". Riding around in a go-cart naked with a white flag glued to the back of it, blowing a whistle and yelling loudly, isn't going to stop the war on terror. Now, FUCK off.

TruthDevoid

2009-09-08, 21:10

1. Being out of weed
2. Having my license suspended for 15 days for excessive speeding
3. Not being able to get any more weed
4. Boredom
5. BOREDOM!

Paddy

2009-09-08, 21:12

2. Having my license suspended for 15 days for excessive speedingShit man, stick to arm wrestling! :p

JoeYngVai

2009-09-08, 21:37

Just drink plenty of water and get plenty of rest and it should shift a little quicker/smoother. Incidentally, "Quicker" and "Smoother" are my two middle names.

2. Politicians who, when on a panel talk show, insist that they be allowed to finish their point, and argue about it for a good 10 - 15 seconds, and when they are finally allowed to finish their point it's completely irrelevant or superfluous, like "OK, can I talk? Can I just...can I talk? OK, I just wanted to say, I think everyone in the world is nice. That's all I wanted to say!"

I will do so. I think I'm gonna be passing out soon and its only 8:30!! Being sick makes you tired as fuck.

Also, that #2 there is an amazing one haha. I know exactly what you mean bu thave never thought of it.

1. Classes that don't need to be bullshit that teachers make bullshit.
2. Classes that aren't bullshit that students turn into bullshit.
3. Bullshit that classes teach students make to be aren't that.
4. Really dry nostrils.
5. Medication that makes your nose stop "running" but starts it "burning".

Paddy

2009-09-08, 21:54

I will do so. I think I'm gonna be passing out soon and its only 8:30!! Being sick makes you tired as fuck.Which is why you need rest, your body is using all of its energy to fight the illness, so go to bed if you think you'll sleep. I just hope you don't have any feverish nightmares about Irishmen pretending to care about you just to gain your trust which will then be abused at a later date.

Also, that #2 there is an amazing one haha. I know exactly what you mean bu thave never thought of it.This behaviour always bothered me but I was never sure how to articulate it until I came across (ha) this thread!

1. Classes that don't need to be bullshit that teachers make bullshit.
2. Classes that aren't bullshit that students turn into bullshit.
3. Bullshit that classes teach students make to be aren't that.
4. Really dry nostrils.
5. Medication that makes your nose stop "running" but starts it "burning".I gotta agree with all of these, especially the ones relating to school life. Learning and educating should be a wonderful, satisfying experience but somewhere along the way bullshit seeped through the seams and stained everything a stinky yellow.

1. People who use the word "acronym" when they mean "abbreviation". An acronym is an abbreviation which makes up another word, like NORAD, AIDS, FIFA, etc. Which brings me to my next point:
2. People who use words like "acronym" erroneously because they think it makes them sound more intelligent than if they had simply said "abbreviation"
3. People who mix-up the words then and than, your/you're, there/they're/their, etc.
4. Political correctness doesn't bother me all that much, it's easily ignored, but what does bother me are the self-appointment guardians of it. FUCK OFF.
5. Whiny cunts who make lists about things that they either can't change or are so petty that they end up making said whiny cunt more irritating than the things he/she is complaining about...

Gomli

2009-09-09, 08:03

He does this on purpose? :confused:

Absoluetly and we know him for 2 weeks now. Damn scary I think next time I call the police :eek:

3. People who mix-up the words then and than, your/you're, there/they're/their, etc.

Happens all the time to me but yeah I`m actually trying to avoid it...

Watch out, Gomers will set fire to you and pick your gold teeth out of the ashes!

You know, thinking of this gives me a huge boner but I`m fuckin scared of him so I think I`m going to rape him later when my muscles will get bigger (only thing is I have to start going in a fitness center :rolleyes: )

Oh yeah 5 things...
1.Maths
2.German-History-museums
3.Maths
4.Maths
5.Math-Core

Paddy

2009-09-09, 08:12

Happens all the time to me but yeah I`m actually trying to avoid it...You get a pass because German is your first language ;)

Oh yeah 5 things...
1.Maths
2.German-History-museums
3.Maths
4.Maths
5.Math-CoreMaths makes me sad.

Gomli

2009-09-09, 08:19

You get a pass because German is your first language ;)

:love:

And I could fucking smoke my maths-book right now. Just fuck that shit why do I need to know how to fuckin tell you where two graphic-style thingys meet each other on an coordination cross?

Paddy

2009-09-09, 09:10

:love:

And I could fucking smoke my maths-book right now. Just fuck that shit why do I need to know how to fuckin tell you where two graphic-style thingys meet each other on an coordination cross?Because one day you might become a psychopathic spree-killer and will need to know about trajectories from bell-towers and the Coriolis effect and air resistance divided by time plus bullets equals superfuntimes :D

JoeYngVai

2009-09-09, 09:43

Which is why you need rest, your body is using all of its energy to fight the illness, so go to bed if you think you'll sleep. I just hope you don't have any feverish nightmares about Irishmen pretending to care about you just to gain your trust which will then be abused at a later date.

:bawling:

drawn&quartered

2009-09-09, 10:33

1. people that walk their dogs at 5:30 am and then have a conversation right outside my window
2.people that walk their dogs at 5:30 am and then have a conversation right outside my window
3.people that walk their dogs at 5:30 am and then have a conversation right outside my window
4.people that walk their dogs at 5:30 am and then have a conversation right outside my window
5.people that walk their dogs at 5:30 am and then have a conversation right outside my window

Oh yeah Gomli I used to hate math, then I got to college and it was my best subject, because its actually something "real" if you know what I mean. Not something subjective like a Political Science class where you have an extremely liberal teacher spewing forth her opinions like they are the most righteous thing in the universe in the most god awful nasal tone imaginable. And I'd rather do a page of math than write a paper on how to help the world or some shit.

but maybe you're the other way around lol

Gomli

2009-09-09, 11:46

Because one day you might become a psychopathic spree-killer and will need to know about trajectories from bell-towers and the Coriolis effect and air resistance divided by time plus bullets equals superfuntimes

No doubt about that, but sounds a little bit more like physics to me :confused:

@d&q: I know what you`re talking about. I could fucking kill those dudes. But I stopped telling them they should better piss off. They come again and again :bawling:

You know I understand what you mean with more "real" `cause in Maths you always got only one right solution, but e.g. in political questions they`re always more than one solutions for one problem :p But that`s probably the thing I like about that

:homer:

blitz906

2009-09-09, 19:38

Absoluetly and we know him for 2 weeks now. Damn scary I think next time I call the police :eek:
Know how to stop him from showing it? Pay a few girls €5 each to point and laugh at his penis. I guarantee that he will never expose himself again :beer:

Dystopia

2009-09-09, 19:58

I think its just a bad cold, I should have treated it from the start, damnit. I pretended like I wasn't getting sick for like 3-4 days, then I finally accepted it.

Being sick is just so annoying... especially with a cold you're sick but not REALLY sick, so its like the virus is teasing you. :mad:
Have you been checked for Swine Flu at least twice?

I'm pretty good at Mathism.

EDIT: I just got this idea of starting a band called, "Mathism," or "Mathicide." Serious.

JoeYngVai

2009-09-10, 00:39

Swine flu is much more extreme than what I'm feeling from what I've read. I feel like I'm recovering and I'm experiencing no nausea or bad fever.

Bascially I'm in denial.

I might have MIDGET1H1, which is swine flu where you become a midget.

Paddy

2009-09-10, 01:04

I might have MIDGET1H1, which is swine flu where you become a midget.I've heard about this. It doesn't actually shrink you down, it just causes gangrene in your legs which will then require amputation, and afterwards the doctors prescribe little stump-booties.

JoeYngVai

2009-09-10, 01:54

Paddy

2009-09-10, 02:13

I'm quite impressed (yet not surprised) by your knowledge on this subject, Paddy. :beer:

I must say that even though it has to do with midgets, it's quite an obscure topic. And fortunately I researched MIDGET1H1 enough to conclude that I probably do not have it... it's very unlikely. So sorry, Paddy, you're not gonna get some weird rape fantasy out of me turning into a midget.1. People who are clearly begging for it but pretend otherwise (not naming names, JOE :mad: )
2. The Lord of the Rings and its fans
3. Harry Potter and his fans
4. Grown men and women who read Harry Potter
5. Grown men and women who read Harry Potter ironically

1. People who stand in line for many hours waiting for the latest Harry Potter book to go on sale
2. People who respect J.K Rowling and find her success story to be anything but irritating
3. God for not existing and therefore not being able to grant me my wish of having huge pectoral muscles and £5,000
4. People who, when listing a series of things out loud, will interchange numbers and letters as the bullet-point format of the list (e.g., A, B, 3, D, 5)
5. The segment of pretty much all news shows during which they read out emails and texts from viewers. If I want the opinion of an uninformed dickball I'll stick my head out the window and have a listen

Every time I post in this thread I feel like I've had one of the best shits of the week.

Gomli

2009-09-10, 06:48

Know how to stop him from showing it? Pay a few girls €5 each to point and laugh at his penis. I guarantee that he will never expose himself again :beer:

:D :D :D
Man that`s a great idea! I`ll definately do it on Tuesday! Please remind me to tell you about it :D

Paddy

2009-09-10, 07:11

:D :D :D
Man that`s a great idea! I`ll definately do it on Tuesday! Please remind me to tell you about it :DOr, if you're short on cash, just give him a little smile and a wink next time he does it, then nod your head towards the changing rooms, as if to say "fancy a rubdown?". If he says no he'll obviously be embarrassed and a little afraid that you might bum him and won't do it again in your presence, and if he says yes you've got yourself some free sex! Granted, it's probably not the kind of sex you'd prefer, but who do you think you are, George Clooney? Take what you're given, son!

blitz906

2009-09-11, 06:10

I've heard about this. It doesn't actually shrink you down, it just causes gangrene in your legs which will then require amputation, and afterwards the doctors prescribe little stump-booties.
So everyone who comes down with this unusual strain of the swine flu will end up like Cotton Hill? :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGbEph9TPgU

Paddy

2009-09-11, 06:42

So everyone who comes down with this unusual strain of the swine flu will end up like Cotton Hill? :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGbEph9TPgUFUCK YEAH!! This calls for a new list of hatred:

1. - 5. Shows which kill off their best fucking characters. I think Bill Dauterive is one of the best cartoon characters ever but with him AND Cotton in the same series it was like 4 wet dreams and a handjob all at once.

blitz906

2009-09-11, 07:06

FUCK YEAH!! This calls for a new list of hatred:

1. - 5. Shows which kill off their best fucking characters. I think Bill Dauterive is one of the best cartoon characters ever but with him AND Cotton in the same series it was like 4 wet dreams and a handjob all at once.
Haha yeah Bill and Cotton were probably the two funniest characters on the show, but Dale was pretty damn funny too. I'm glad I didn't let my paranoia get the best of me. If it did get the best of me, I'd probably be just like Dale by the time I was middle-aged :p

Paddy

2009-09-11, 07:26

Haha yeah Bill and Cotton were probably the two funniest characters on the show, but Dale was pretty damn funny too. I'm glad I didn't let my paranoia get the best of me. If it did get the best of me, I'd probably be just like Dale by the time I was middle-aged :pAs far as I know, Dale's personality was inspired by that of Alex Jones. God forbid any of us end up like that fearmongering eejit.

Gomli

2009-09-11, 07:42

Or, if you're short on cash, just give him a little smile and a wink next time he does it, then nod your head towards the changing rooms, as if to say "fancy a rubdown?". If he says no he'll obviously be embarrassed and a little afraid that you might bum him and won't do it again in your presence, and if he says yes you've got yourself some free sex! Granted, it's probably not the kind of sex you'd prefer, but who do you think you are, George Clooney? Take what you're given, son!

Well, you must know his dick isn`t really that big and I want to feel something. I HATE IT when you can take a dick only btw. 2 fingers (own experience)

bunny

2009-09-11, 10:46

oi! paddy i read harry potter you got a problem with that??? have ya??

1. having to wait till nov for slayer's new album
2-5 same as 1

& there better be some decent pics of kerry in there too!!! :love:

Paddy

2009-09-11, 11:24

Well, you must know his dick isn`t really that big and I want to feel something. I HATE IT when you can take a dick only btw. 2 fingers (own experience)Try two thumbs instead. It's a little tricky to manoeuvre your arms into position, but I find it's best to take both a frontal and a rear assault. One hand behind the back, and one coming under the the meat-bridge from the front. From there it's really just a matter of sitting down and wiggling around a bit.

oi! paddy i read harry potter you got a problem with that??? have ya??I have many problems with you, none of which involves your reading habits. My main problem is that we're wasting valuable lovin' time by this pretending you're not attracted to me bullshit. All of this cat 'n' mouse silliness is just delaying the inevitable. Put down that children's book, unlock your wimpy boyfriend's closet and prepare to be PADDY WHACKED.

:love:

1. Slayer
2. Kerry King
3. Kerry King's guitar playing
4. Kerry King's stupid beard which hides his faggy face
5. bunny

*sigh* now look what you made me do.

bunny

2009-09-11, 11:33

you dare dis slayer & kerry!!! & me!! :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: you got me angry now!!!

TruthDevoid

2009-09-11, 11:50

yeah, paddy, that's just wrong

Paddy

2009-09-11, 11:53

Consider it a cry for help. Well, a cry for pussy.

blitz906

2009-09-11, 23:38

1. Slayer
2. Kerry King
3. Kerry King's guitar playing
4. Kerry King's stupid beard which hides his faggy face
5. bunny

*sigh* now look what you made me do.
http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/255/903/472827.jpg

:p

JoeYngVai

2009-09-11, 23:47

1. you
2. me
3. them
4. stupid fucking rock band!! :mad:
5. this list, because it sucks

TruthDevoid

2009-09-11, 23:49

http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/255/903/472827.jpg

:p

hahahaa

Dystopia

2009-09-12, 03:00

1) whores that don't put out
2) women that act "sensual" towards their youngins
3) men who act sensual towards other people's youngins
4) mexicans switching from classical guitar music to techno and raves and shit
5) people that go to raves

Gomli

2009-09-12, 05:23

you dare dis slayer & kerry!!! & me!! :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: you got me angry now!!!

Know this? : Kerry the hottie! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VG1_Jxz0Yg)

Yeah,
1. No more money for this month
2. My way to school
3. Waiting
4. for the releases of
5. Fucking Dying Fetus, Slayer, Hypocrisy, Belphegor, Immortal and !!!NILE!!! :mad:

Wolfsherz

2009-09-12, 06:59

No no no try this one

Slayers the hotties (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45HzHJ8MozY&feature=channel_page)

Gomli

2009-09-12, 07:07

Haha yeah that`s horrible :D

Chris Rezendes

2009-09-12, 10:49

...I have many problems with you, none of which involves your reading habits. My main problem is that we're wasting valuable lovin' time by this pretending you're not attracted to me bullshit. All of this cat 'n' mouse silliness is just delaying the inevitable. Put down that children's book, unlock your wimpy boyfriend's closet and prepare to be PADDY WHACKED*.

*patent pending.

JoeYngVai

2009-09-12, 13:27

No no no try this one

Slayers the hotties (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45HzHJ8MozY&feature=channel_page)

that was nothing but embarrassing and hilarious.

CompelledToLacerate

2009-09-14, 14:11

I love slayer, but that... just.... sucked.

TruthDevoid

2009-09-15, 01:17

yeah, their Born To Be Wild cover is one of the worst covers of anything, ever. And even with Slayer probably being my favorite all-time band, I can say that with confidence lol

Paddy

2009-09-26, 06:29

1) whores that don't put outIf you can't even get a self-avowed whore to fuck ya I don't think there's much we can do for you :love:

Dystopia

2009-09-26, 23:57

If you can't even get a self-avowed whore to fuck ya I don't think there's much we can do for you :love:
Oh, there's plenty you can do, Paddy. ;)

blitz906

2009-09-27, 01:18

Things are starting to heat up now :love:

We all need to get together sometime... rent out a hall and have a huge MetalTabs orgy :)

Gomli

2009-09-27, 06:01

I could really need one now :mad:

Paddy

2009-09-27, 07:11

Oh, there's plenty you can do, Paddy. ;)If it's "go fuck yourself" I'm sorry to tell you that I've beaten you to it.

1. Having a torn anus
2. Knowing that I'll be wearing diapers by the time I'm 50
3. Not being able to keep my ketchup bottles on the dinner table anymore
4. Smelling like a freshly gutted pooh-fish
5. No longer being able to produce audible farts

blitz906

2009-09-27, 07:48

If it's "go fuck yourself" I'm sorry to tell you that I've beaten you to it.

1. Having a torn anus
2. Knowing that I'll be wearing diapers by the time I'm 50
3. Not being able to keep my ketchup bottles on the dinner table anymore
4. Smelling like a freshly gutted pooh-fish
5. No longer being able to produce audible farts
I have the same problems :( I'm thinking we should start some sort of support group for this. Maybe call it Goatse Anonymous?