RTT #8: Incubus Fucking Sucks

[atifman]

the other RTT 7 somehow done disapporated because of the hacker, me thinks.

so.........who likes pink lemonade!?!?? :beer: w00t

[mrweijia]

i do! have you had sparkling grapefruit? thats good

[walpurgis]

Fucking people...

[mrweijia]

what's wrong with sparkiling grapefruit?

[slayme_returns]

Kerry King circa 1988 or Andreas Kisser last year? You be the judge.

[atifman]

wally was the first one to say fuck in this thread

oh and there's nothing wrong with sparkling grapefruit

[mrweijia]

have you tried it before, i havent seen a place that sells it since 98.

[Tattered]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
Kerry King circa 1988 or Andreas Kisser last year? You be the judge.

well its not kerry king cos the guitar isnt a bc rich, hehehe, picky bastard:D

[atifman]

referring to devin's thread "What If?", all hail big wally!

[walpurgis]

Woo hoo!!!!!!!

and with my newfound hailing, I'd like to make a small request. Would everyone please refrain from posting in Bass Zone and Chit Chat on a permanent basis so I can go back to being a lazy ass mod? :)

Much appreciated, thanks guys :D

[Tattered]

Thats ok! :D ..hehe....hehe........................














Oh oops did i just post a thread..

[walpurgis]

God damn it man! :mad: :mad: :mad: :angry: :angry: :angry:

[Tattered]

c'mon man u trust me i wont post shit.

:smash: :smash:

[walpurgis]

Thanks man, but delete that post :)

Hehe

tatter3d, eat a moldy camel cock.

[atifman]

aw man, i just made a milkshake with bananas and milk, and it tastes like ginger and garlic 'cause my mom was pureeing ginger and garlic in there before. dough....:(

[PST 88]

Alright, deleted.

[Tattered]

Originally posted by walpurgis


tatter3d, eat a moldy camel cock.

DUDE! NO WAY, MAYBE THATS YOUR IDEA OF FUN BUT NOT MINE!!

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by PST 88
Alright, deleted.

Wow, I didn't think you actually would :)

hehe

[PST 88]

Hey dude, whenever I say I'm gonna do something, I do it! What? I didnt say I was gonna delete that post? Oh...

[Tattered]

who here has tried banana on toast? :D

[walpurgis]

Um....can't say I have...

[Tattered]

..yeah........me neither, im gonna go try it tho..

[atifman]

i've had peanut butter and banana sandwiches though

[Tattered]

ive had peanut butter and salt and vinegar crisp sandwich before that was................
....................crunchy..., but nice

[mrweijia]

sometimes for lunch at school, i'd try to stuff my sandwich with the most items and still eat it, my record so far is:

bread
ham
madarin orange
banana
chocolate chip cookie
noodles
chocolate pudding
orange slurpee
chicken
cesaer salad
theres 2 more things but i cant remember

[walpurgis]

Who the fuck is Tony Blair?

[Tattered]

dude, u havent tryed cheese with chocolate, that has an awesome taste

[Tattered]

Originally posted by walpurgis
Who the fuck is Tony Blair?


hes our prime minister.....:rolleyes:

[mrweijia]

cheese with chocolate? would that taste anything like chocolate cheese cake?
and to clarify, he means the prime minister of great britain

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by tatter3d



hes our prime minister.....:rolleyes:

I thought that was the Pope John Paul Jones guy...?

[mrweijia]

no, you got it all wrong. heres a joke for you sailor types:

a sailor saw an ad looking for sailors. so he goes on the boat and talks to the captain. the captain talks to him for a bit and then tells him he's hired. they go around the boat while the captain points out the different rooms. They come to a barrel with a hole in it.
The captain tells him" if you ever feel some sexual desire, then you can put you're penis into this hole and you'll have the most amazing sex in you're life, try it"
And the sailor tries it. "wow" he says "that was the most amazing sex i ever had."
But then the captain tells him "you can come here anyday except thursday".
"why not thursday?" the sailor asks.
"well" the captain replies "because thats your day in the barrel."

[memnoch]

Damn ass-garbage hackers.

[walpurgis]

WOOO FUCKING HOOO!!!!!

GETTING DRUNK AGAIN TONIGHT! GOD I LOVE MY MOM!!!! :) :) :) :) :)

[memnoch]

Damn kiddies don't have to work for their booze.

[walpurgis]

*laughs* Sometimes she'll buy me a case of beer and I wouldn't have even asked for it :)

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by walpurgis
GOD I LOVE MY MOM!!!! :) :) :) :) :)

I take that back, she's still a dumb cunt. She comes home and bitches fucking incessantly. And I swear to fucking God, if she didn't buy me alcohol, I'll fucking kill her.

[atifman]

how about cheese and honey?

[MetalPoldi]

Look at that pic. It´s real, no fake or from any movie!!!

[atifman]

hey metalpoldi, you oughta change your signature, especially that pigdrilling part.

[Def]

walpurgis, love your mom, she's the only one who will make you a meal when you're out of a job, with no house and no wife and 5 kids
hahaha

[atifman]

man, i just realized, that i do all this reading and typing on here, and you'd think i'd get better and faster and them, but i haven't!

weird......:confused:

[Tattered]

i do, i get a lot faster..ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!! :D

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by *Def-Fx*
walpurgis, love your mom, she's the only one who will make you a meal when you're out of a job, with no house and no wife and 5 kids
hahaha

I'll tell you what's wrong with that statement. First off, I still live with her and most of the time I cook my own food because no one else here realizes I keep myself on a diet. 2nd, I don't think I'll be out of a job anytime soon considering I don't plan on getting dishonorably discharged from the navy. 3rd, I fuckin hate kids.

Alright, I'm done now.

[Tattered]

ok..im bored so im going to tell a joke, here goes *crack of hands*

Two tampons were walking down the street on the way to the pub, as this bloke says to them ''my u look lovely today u 2 tampons'' and so the tampons walk on and dont reply to the man, the man was puzzled, anyway the tampons reach the pub, and sit up on a table, the pub owner, shouts ''hello, what do you want to drink'' the two tampons ignore the pub owner, and walk out of the pub, also the pubman was puzzled, and turned to his assistant pub mate and says ''whats a matter with them?'' and he says, ''dont worry about them there both ' stuck up cunts' ''

:D :rolleyes:

[Def]

Originally posted by walpurgis


I'll tell you what's wrong with that statement. First off, I still live with her and most of the time I cook my own food because no one else here realizes I keep myself on a diet. 2nd, I don't think I'll be out of a job anytime soon considering I don't plan on getting dishonorably discharged from the navy. 3rd, I fuckin hate kids.

Alright, I'm done now.


whahahahahaha, good for you man.... I would want 3 small bitch assing walpurgis babies walking around on this planet :D

damn, you're in the navy? hehe, what the fuck, have you got a computer in your shipcabin or something? are you stationed somewhere foreign right now? like hussein's backyard?

[walpurgis]

Much more simplistic than that. I haven't left yet :)

But in a month, all of you will be happy to know that I probably won't be around anymore...

[Def]

ah dude that's fucked up, where are you going to set sail to?? Iraq or something? and don't they have internet on those ship thingies? just get all those YMCA dudes hooked on metaltabs.com so you can also visit every day :P

man, who's gonna keep things orderly when you're not around?

[walpurgis]

Dunno who will take my place, but that's not my decision anyway...

Not sure where I'm goin yet, but I want my main station to be on the West Coast for starters, either Pearl Harbor in Hawaii or the San Diego base. They might have internet access, but I might be too busy to be here much, lol.

[Def]

ah no man, well you might be, what's better fun, surfin on metaltabs or shooting some terrorist scum?

ah, yeah you're gonna be busy :D

haha, but don't choose Pearl Harbor, dude, haven't you seen the movie, everybody knows you're gonna get screwed over first if you are stationed there.
man that's like the first place bin laden would try to attack :D
or maybe the Japanese?

but Hawaii sounds nice to me, hot chicks, cheap booze, euhm, yeah :D :D

[walpurgis]

Yeah, but it's a little more advantageous to me, because I really don't care if I die...I'll make sure that I can kill lots of other people, but if I get fucked up, then I won't be disappointed.

[atifman]

referring to what wally said in the last RTT, incubus does suck, they're songs all sound the same to me

[walpurgis]

Yeah, and their singer sucks balls.

[atifman]

yeah man, if i wanna listen to a whiny voice i'll listen to Rush, Dream Theater, or Linkin Park.

[EpitomeOfEvil]

Hmm, yes, I agree. Cept the vocals Dream Theatre are pretty good I
think. And yes, incubus fucking suck. As does nu-"metal" in general. Oh well,
not another comment on how shit nu-"metal" is.

[mrweijia]

is incubus even nu-metal?

[walpurgis]

I do'nt know but it sure is fucking horrible.

[mrweijia]

how'd you get your thing to say "drunken yeti god"?

[walpurgis]

Because that's what I am, and that's what I do :)

Us moderators can change our titles now. So far, atif and I have done it, I don't know about anyone else.

[mrweijia]

what if you get kicked out of the moderators club? do you still keep that name?

[walpurgis]

Uhhhh...let's just hope that doesn't happen ;)

probably not. But I won't get kicked out anyway, I kick entirely too much ass :D

[atifman]

i second that motion!

[walpurgis]

Awww, I love you man! ;)

Hey weijia, what the hell's a Manchu?

[mrweijia]

Manchurian, its what the 3 north-easternly provinces in China were called when the Japanese took it over and set up a puppet empire using China's Emperor Pu-Yi. The Capital was situated at Chang Chun in the province of Ji Lin. the Japanese were like a tyranous moster, forcing all the kids in school to learn japanese. they took almost all the grain back to japan leaving the farmers and poorer people in Manchuria in a state of famine.

[mrweijia]

oops, Manchuria was the place, Manchurians were the people. it was also considered a japanese colony i think becasue there were special Manchurian stamps and coins. and oh yeah, i was born in Manchuria and my grandparents were forced to learn japanese.

[walpurgis]

Do you guys have a lot of other Asians in China? Like Japanese people and Koreans?

I suppose I should also ask this, do you even live in China? lol

[mrweijia]

i dont live in China right now, i havent been there for some 8 years so i dont know

[walpurgis]

Well, that makes answering the other questions much easier for you...Slacker :p

:D

[mrweijia]

fine then, i'll answer it. i dont know. hehe, is that good enough?

[walpurgis]

That's all I asked. Thank you. Hehe :beer:

[mrweijia]

i'll drink to that :beer:

[walpurgis]

Haha, you should have seen my New Year's Party...I'll drink to anything :)

We drank to people passing out, to my dog coming in the room, to my dog leaving the room, to me puking in my hair, lol, everything.

[mrweijia]

hahaha, musta been great. well i'm off to try to gain some weight. later

[walpurgis]

Enjoy :)

[memnoch]

THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST DEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL?!?!??!?!?!

w00o0o0o0o)o00o0o0o00o0o!??!??!?!?!

[Tattered]

Originally posted by mrweijia
i'm off to try to gain some weight.

What a good idea, im off too, what shall i have hmm, 4 pieces of beans on toast, etc etc, a whole plate of chips smothered in curry sauce.....mmmmm yeeeahhhhh!

[mrweijia]

actually, i had some grilled salmon, dumplings, deep fried porkchops and bread, all home made of course

[Tattered]

mmmmmmm sounds nice.......but..u cant beat cheese on toast :) :)

[mrweijia]

i think i lost some weigth after eating that. i'm gonna go to the gym and check.

[MetalPoldi]

My house makes strange noises, like machines!!!
And i´m alone at home!!!!:eek:
Fucking Poltetgeist!!!
I think i´ll get the ghostbusters.

[mrweijia]

yeah i lost 2 punds in 5 days, even after eating 5 pounds of food a day

[walpurgis]

Damn....are you sure you're eating crappy foods?

[Dieff_54]

dude bob i remember when you had that party at new years.....we were fucked up.....i thought it was funny when you puked and laura washed your hair......then we went on to your computer and started talking to people when we were plastered

[Dieff_54]

then there was that night that we drank all of that beer, mad dog, and robotussin.....i think we must have starred at the sky for like 4 hours because we couldn't get up

[atifman]

so you're from "assfuck, ohio" too? :)

[walpurgis]

Hahaha, those were the days dude :)

[slayme_returns]

I think I'm gonna go flood that spammer's board.

[walpurgis]

Go for it...

[atifman]

sweet, i gotta see this

[slayme_returns]

it's a shame we can't have pictures inside our posts.

[atifman]

man that was damn-ass funny

check it out if it's still there:

http://metalboard.proboards10.com/index.cgi

[walpurgis]

Hehe, if so, mine would say *boner* :)

[slayme_returns]

that woman has absolutely the best body i've ever seen.

[atifman]

hehe that was mean of you to flood his board. but i think it was worth it.

[mrweijia]

that board's fuckin hilarious, when are more people gonna do that?

[uuuuhhhhhhh]

i got my first 4 hour porn vid last night......

[mrweijia]

4 hours!??!?! shit dude, how big was the file?

[uuuuhhhhhhh]

i bought it off this lil store.......them jews know a good porn....it had Jenna Jameson...al lesbos....great stuff...:eek: :beer:

[mrweijia]

you should get "where the boys arent" its fuckin awesome, theres like 10 different lesbians and at the end they have this giant orgy. its awesome

[memnoch]

I want to get the new Chloe Jones movie. Looks fucking awesome.:eek: :D

[mrweijia]

wow, shes not that good looking in that picture, but still, wow

[memnoch]

Fine.....how about this?

[memnoch]

"Oops....i dropped my books....can anyone help me?"

*entire metaltabs male posters*

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[mrweijia]

now thats what i'm talking about!! YEAH!!!

[mrweijia]

how bout this one?

[Tattered]

dude Chloe Jones is hot !! :D :D :D ;):)

[memnoch]

She's not bad.....at best. (talking about weija's girl)

[mrweijia]

what do you think of devon then?

[memnoch]

I think devon is one of the hottest pornstars ever.

[slayme_returns]

alright, everyone name their top 5 porn stars:


1. Tera Patrick
2. Briana Banks
3. Devon
4. Jenna Jameson
5. Jenna Haze

[memnoch]

1. Devon
2. Briana Banks
3. Chloe Jones
4. Jenna Jameson
5. Michelle something.....

I mainly only pay attention to the top 3.

[walpurgis]

How sad, I don't know most names...

Sorry to change the subject, but I must point out that Burzum pisses me off.

[mrweijia]

1. devon :D
2. jenna jameson :D
3. yana cova :D
4. teana kai :D
5. briana banks :D

[MetalPoldi]

Why do you know so many Pornstars? I just know Gina Wild, she´s hot and another one, but i lost the name, she´s ugly as hell!!! Oh well, and Teresa Orlowski.

[mrweijia]

i;m a horny chinaman, sue me

[mrweijia]

that guy who came and talked about that bullshit board? he did the exact same thing at ug! i think he signed up just to do that. asshole

[atifman]

Aria Giovanni

[atifman]

cowgirl

[atifman]

"i like big butts and i cannot lie"

[atifman]

one more:

[mrweijia]

the last one doesnt work.

[atifman]

ok i changed it to a different one

[atifman]

it's neat how like no one minds that we put those up. we have like 3 girls in the forums, and 2 of them (AngelOfDeath and metalgraingirl) probably want to see them, and the other girl (IVlotus) doesn't come around and post much to see this thread.

[mrweijia]

theres another one??

[mrweijia]

oh you mean MetalPoldi and his bra?

[atifman]

uh...no. i edited the post

[memnoch]

I have an old Penthouse with Aria Giovanni in it. Pretty cool.

[uuuuhhhhhhh]

<- poped a boner;)

[walpurgis]

Atif gave me a boner!

Ok, time to explain. He sent me this pic, which gave me the boner, but actually I got it from Atif, so he's actually the source of the shrinkage of my pantaloons :)

[walpurgis]

Well, the picture didn't work *sniff* but I just can't delete that post :)

[powersofterror]

:bawling:
oh, by the way, you can call me power soft error now, whoever
started that, i thought it was kind a funny, as to powers of terror
:rolleyes: ;) :D :cool: :homer:

[atifman]

i think i did, and possibly someone else

[memnoch]

I think possibly Katham....speaking of which, where is that hungarian grind fanatic?

[mrweijia]

wha;ts RTT stand for? and FTT?

[atifman]

man, you're slow.......we've said it like 3 times in the last RTT (s)

RTT = Reply To This
FTT = Finish The Tale

[mrweijia]

me slow?!?!?! wha?!?! what does it mean again?

[atifman]

"me chinese, me don't smoke, me go pee-pee in your coke"

atif: *"PFFFT!"**spits out coke*

[Def]

hahhahahahhahahaahhha

[mrweijia]

"me's a paki, me's a fagi, gay boys make me ahppy"

[atifman]

no

[mrweijia]

shit, my connection's slow, you already replied before i got to see it after i posted

[Tattered]

Originally posted by walpurgis
He sent me this pic, which gave me the boner, but actually I got it from Atif, so he's actually the source of the shrinkage of my pantaloons :)

i want to see the pic!, bitch! oh well...:rolleyes:

[walpurgis]

Pic???

....ohhhh.....yeah.....um......

:rolleyes: :D :vampire:

[Tattered]

yeah wal..the pic show me the pic..i wanna see the hot bitch :D

[walpurgis]

It didn't work when I tried to post it...

[Tattered]

...why didnt it work?...

[MetalPoldi]

Perhaps you can see to many lips.;)

@Atif and mrweijia
More of these verses!!!! LOL:D

[mrweijia]

"I am MetalPoldi, I look like a nazi, I like to wear a bra and g-string panties"

[mrweijia]

thats better

[MetalPoldi]

Originally posted by mrweijia
"I am MetalPoldi, I look like a nazi, I like to wear bras and women's panties"

Fuck off, you dogeater.;) ;)
The old one´s were better. And remember the first sentence have to rhime (sp?) with the last one.
Or just make some Haiku´s, or are they japanese?

[mrweijia]

how doesnt the poldi rhyme with panty? sure haiku time, but whats the structure?
5 7 5?

[MetalPoldi]

Don´t ask me about the structure of Haiku´s. I just know that they´re about nature, i think. But it´d be possible.

I think coldy or goldy would fit better.;)

[mrweijia]

haiku's can be about anything, its the syllable structure that makes them haikus.

[MetalPoldi]

Man, i did that 8 years ago!!!
It could be that it was a test to write a Haiku about nature.

[mrweijia]

alright, i'll just pretend it's 5 7 5, here's my first one


Leaves blowing outside
The wind carrying them far away
Where i can't see them

[MetalPoldi]

How many silves (?) has "carrying"? It has three, hasn´t it?
I think there has to ba some contrast, when i remember right? And wahat about those full stops, colons and stuff? I think there was a ruke, too.

Ok, there´s my:

The deer stands alone
Many clouds poor their water
They´re under the trees.
:rolleyes:
I think this belongs to the lyrics-thread.;)

[mrweijia]

your right, i'll starta thread called haikus there

[slayme_returns]

Once again my friends. Whats going on in metaltab world?

[slayme_returns]

http://www.jesusdressup.com/index.html#

[mrweijia]

hahaha, jesus is a woman

[atifman]

i want some milk.

but i can't have any. 'cause the milk in my fridge we have right now is expired. i don't know why it's still in our fridge.

i tried it the day after it expired, and it tasted like cheddar cheese.

i like cheddar cheese....but you know, i like eating it, not drinking it

[mrweijia]

yum

[slayme_returns]

fuckin hilarious, atifman. i've been listenin to SOD all day and I read your post that says you want some milk.












my coffee grows cold!!

[mrweijia]

hey atif, did you look at the milk? is it a different colour?

[atifman]

no.....that's what i hate about milk.......it can look okay......it can smell okay........but it'll taste funkey as hell. it's so deceptive, i wish milk wasn't like that to me.

[mrweijia]

its just like water

[mrweijia]

and thanks wally or sane, for closing that god thread

[atifman]

"drag the water some more........like never before"

[walpurgis]

That was sane, but I would have if he wouldn't. You're welcome...

[mrweijia]

whats private called in the navy?

[walpurgis]

Either Private or Ensign I believe.

[mrweijia]

and admiral is the highest?

[walpurgis]

Seems right...I honestly don't know...

[atifman]

referring to the department store fun thread:

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
.
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
.
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
.
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounging her rotted anus
.
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
.
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
.
Violent, climax Serging serum
on my skin
.
Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction

[Tattered]

what the fuck, thats pretty much a hardcore lyrical piece id say :D

[memnoch]

Threads have become really boring over the past few months.

A while back i'd reply in every thread. Now it seems my only replies are to the few smart threads, and whenever someone's arguing with me.....this is sad.

[Tattered]

????.....damn im cold........

[mrweijia]

ok... try moving into a warmer place

[slayme_returns]

anyone around?

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by memnoch
Threads have become really boring over the past few months.

A while back i'd reply in every thread. Now it seems my only replies are to the few smart threads, and whenever someone's arguing with me.....this is sad.

Same here bro. I've gone from about 25 posts per day to about 6...aside from Moderating and yelling at people who can't grasp intelligence, I don't do much around here anymore.

[slayme_returns]

fuck it. we're all going to hell anyway.

[walpurgis]

God I hope so...

[memnoch]

We are??!?!?:eek:

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[walpurgis]

It's times like this I wonder why I ever let myself get sober...

[memnoch]

Because the best part is getting drunk again.:drunk:

[walpurgis]

Yeah, probably do that tomorrow...at least depression is good fuel for becoming a drunk...

[memnoch]

Drunkness is good fuel for depressiong.....it's a vicious cycle than only the AA can handle!!

[walpurgis]

Well even when I'm drunk I'm not happy, so fuck it...

AA can suck my dick.

[memnoch]

Life ain't all that bad man......you get free alcohol. Ain't that cool enough?? I have to pay for mine!!

[Tattered]

Im tired...i didnt get to sleep last night til 3 am...whats the latest uve ever been and not even be tired?

[atifman]

ok we finally got some new milk, and i finally got a glass of it. aaahh, so pure....so creamy...so tasty......almost like homo milk.

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by tatter3d
Im tired...i didnt get to sleep last night til 3 am...whats the latest uve ever been and not even be tired?

sometimes when i watch tv all night, i can stay awake until 8am and not be tired but then i go to bed and not wake until about 2 or 3

[memnoch]

Originally posted by tatter3d
Im tired...i didnt get to sleep last night til 3 am...whats the latest uve ever been and not even be tired?

I work overnights now......so staying up till 7am is normal for me.

[mrweijia]

i cant live without at least 8 hours of sleep

[slayme_returns]

anyone up in this mofo tonight?

[walpurgis]

Um...I am...up in this....mofo?...tonight...I think.

[slayme_returns]

well....alright...bob....good

[walpurgis]

This is so much slower than IMs. :)

[atifman]

ain't nothing better than playing the air guitar....................what an affordable, fulfilling, worthwhile, fun and oh so soulful instrument.......

*rocks it out hardcore on the air guitar*

[slayme_returns]

.

[slayme_returns]

atif

[slayme_returns]

metaltabbers

[walpurgis]

HAHAHHA!

Where'd you find that picture of me???

[slayme_returns]

i typed in "walpurgis" in google and that came up.

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
metaltabbers

Left to Right: Atif, memnoch, slayme, far_beyond_sane

Hehe

[slayme_returns]

memnoch

[slayme_returns]

far_beyond_sane

[walpurgis]

AHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slayme_returns]

ok i'm done. sorry 'bout that


its atif's fault he gave me the idea

[walpurgis]

What a token darkie bastard...

[slayme_returns]

actually that pic of him is at the record release party for Atifman Live 1985. He's playin Fat Man's Struggle on air guitar for one of his groupies

[atifman]

aw man, that's such a bad pic of me, i look like a white fat Lars Ulrich.

[memnoch]

I look like a gay, fat computer nerd!

[atifman]

ah slayme, if we had annual awards for metaltabbers in the field of excellence, you would get the award for best attachments.

[slayme_returns]

i take pride in attaching quality crap.





how come no one's buggin me on messenger tonight anyway??

[walpurgis]

Dunno dude, I'm bored as shit...

[slayme_returns]

ah, life.

[walpurgis]

That is my new favorite picture.

[Def]

yeah that is one cool ass gorilla

[memnoch]

It's like the Ape version of our Yeti God!:p

[mrweijia]

hey dude, how bout making me a pic?

[memnoch]

You know what FUCKING pisses me off??

Alright.....here's the deal. My stereo sucks to start off with. I got it before (i think) burnable cds were on the market....so naturally, it doesn't read CD-R very well. (that i'm ok with because of it's age)

But ever since i started playing CD-R in there, it has an even HARDER (yes, harder) time reading NORMAL FUCKING CDS!!!! I just tried playing my Immolation disc (which i bought, not burnt) and it took 6 tries before it started playing. (it's a turntable of 3 discs......so if it doesn't read first time, it goes to disc 2)......well i had to go back to 1 (immolation) 6 FUCKING TIMES TO MAKE IT WORK!!!!!!!!!

I got pissed off a while back and hit the top with my fist......i ended up breaking off a chunck of the opening (the top opens like a little door). Ah well.....it's about to be thrown out the fucking window soon.

[powersofterror]

my stereo is as old as that, my mother won it at a radio station giveaway,
sometime about 15 years ago. and the sound is a whole lot better than
those new high tech stuff, which is why i don't have a new one. the only
problem is that the left speaker keeps shorting, so i have to jump the volume
knob to bring it back.

[memnoch]

Well, my stereo isn't 15 years old......it's about 6-7 years old.

[mrweijia]

i have an old one too but its awesome, theres a 3 band equalizer on it!!

[warnerve92]

Yeha man, new stereos don't have equalizer in them anymore. Whats up with that?!?

[atifman]

"pissed" can have 3 definitions:

1. it can mean the past tense verb of piss (like urinate), like "he done pissed all over my shirt"

2. it can mean that a guy is angry: "i'm pissed because of my shirt"

3. and it can mean that a guy is drunk (like in England and stuff): "Wally gets pissed because of his mom"

[mrweijia]

and also that its been raining like its been pissing rain or it sure has been pissed today.

[atifman]

it rains in canada?:confused:

[Tattered]

dude it rains everywhere.................well mostly in england...*sigh*

[mrweijia]

it hasnt rained here for 2 weeks

[slayme_returns]

it's rainin right now here in San Anfuckintonio.

[AngelOfDeath]

It hasnt rained here in Berkshire for 2 days. Its a miracle. But it'll rain soon cause it isnt sunny either... and it's almost time to go back to school. More days of being wet and soggy all day in the unheated classrooms :(

[AngelOfDeath]

A wonder who this could be a picture of? lol :D

[memnoch]

I love rain.....not only does it create a great atmosphere for when you're getting close with your woman.....but, it's just so awesome!! I love storms too.

I wish it was raining right now. But, there's barely any sun, so it's almost good.

[AngelOfDeath]

who wants to fuckin talk to me cause im fucking bored. :bawling:

[Def]

yeah man, I will talk to you

hehe

damn, look at that time diffrence, it's 22:10 here!!!

and it rains a lot in the netherlands.. I don't really care, I'm always in trains and schools and rehearshal spaces and cars, café's and beds so it's okay with me... how's the weather over there? it's 22 degrees celcius here... pretty nice for a bad summer I guess....

[mrweijia]

its like 25 outside and 30 in here

[AngelOfDeath]

Originally posted by *Def-Fx*
yeah man, I will talk to you


dude you got msn?

add me, my add's in p4 (i think) of the messanger thread

[mrweijia]

i wish chicks could go topless

[mrweijia]

hot chicks only tho

[mrweijia]

that'd be great.

[mrweijia]

aw crap, i'm talking to myself again

[mrweijia]

hey 500 posts

good job weijia

thankks weijia

bye weijia

bye

[memnoch]

It's legal for chicks to go topless in my city....i don't know why they don't actually do it.

[mrweijia]

well theres a nude beach here and a couple years ago, women went on a protest to demand that they make it legal. i don tknow if it was passed tho

[powersofterror]

i love rain, i love storms, to just listen to them, or maybe
go out side with a swimsuit on...hehehe
and according to weijia,
i love piss, i love piss storms, to just listen to them, or maybe
go in the tiolet, with a swimsuit on, and play in the piss...:rolleyes:
lolhehehe

[mrweijia]

you ever tilt your head back and taste the piss?

[powersofterror]

all except the run-off from the roof, my good friend

[mrweijia]

but thats the best, you got slime, leaves, dirt and bird crap all mixed i there

[PST 88]

memnoch, possibly because you live in Canada, and, judging by the weather here in Upstate New York, you dont exactly have what'd be called "ideal" weather for a large amount of toplessness. Though, that cold weather does make the nipples hard...