People You Hate

[far_beyond_sane]

This thread is designed to make the world less angry in general. Please fill it with descriptions of people that you thoroughly fucking loathe. It's catharsis, baby.

(Sentences such as "i hayte every1 at skool becoz i like cannibul c0rpse and th37 listen to ghey slipnuts" will result in the author being punished to an unreasonable degree for stupidity.)

Let's start with a retarded child (http://www.timesdispatch.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=RTD/MGArticle/RTD_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1137834300457).

This story pisses me off more than I can say. Synopsis - stupid child climbs over fence, sticks hand into bear enclosure, and horror of horrors, one of the bears bites him. SO THEY EUTHANISE THE BEARS! Kill them both! Instead of simply beating the child with a fucking stick and hoping he gets some kind of exotic illness.

If you are four years old, you can walk, talk and dress yourself. If you're so fucking COLOSSALLY STUPID AS TO STICK YOUR LIMBS IN A BEAR ENCLOSURE, then you deserve bear bites. And worse. You deserve me as a father.

[SARS]

http://www.dialmformax.com/images/Michael_Moore.jpg

I don't hate him, I just think he looks like a fat version of Bill Gates - I don't appreciate being told the truth by people who look like Bill Gates, it makes me nervous. Nervousness leads to hate, hate leads to anger, anger leads to askjolene.com.....bleh.

[edit]
Plus, the guy on the right here:- http://www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/images/bigbrother-020.jpg - but I'm guessing only a few UK kids will know who he is.

[NZ black metal drumm]

thats Timmy mallet isn't it?

whats wrong with him??

and with the bears

surely the BEARS should have been treated for the contact with the child, and the Child euthanised?!?

[SARS]

thats Timmy mallet isn't it?


Yes it is, please note though that I said:-

Plus, the guy on the right here.

Still though, Timmy Mallet was an annoying twat also.

[edit]
The guy on the right is infact a UK TV presenter, one with an apparent lack of being able to hear his own voice. Why say that? Well, his idea of being funny is comparable to that of a two year trying to impress an amoeba by hitting hitting a wooden spoon onto another wooden spoon - the amoeba doesn't care yet the child continues with his wooden spoon hitting antics because he thinks the amoeba is impressed. Also, imagine the sounds that said wooden spoons create are then compared to his voice, those sounds you would be imagining are of someone who has had a brillo pad inserted into their thorax, they then proceed to finish their slow and painful all over body cancer experience by coughing up any organ they can - in a loud and annoying manner.

[far_beyond_sane]

surely the BEARS should have been treated for the contact with the child, and the Child euthanised?!?

We do not live in a sensible world.

This man got NINE YEARS for raping his dying stepdaughter. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4743354.stm) Nine years? People get that here for parking in a Loading Zone.

But the upside? He won't survive prison.

[Dyldo]

Jesus cock gobblin' christ! I hate that man! And almost enough I hate Lord Phillip:

"Any sentence I impose has to reflect the revulsion and horror society feels at this kind of behaviour."

aiudhgailsdyg! Nine years is weak.

[SARS]

Nine years is disgusting, especially since he may, (probably even), have had a hand in the kid's death.

Though, the justice system on these Isles is a fuckin' disgrace so I'm not actually suprised.

[Transient]

highschoolers who make fun calls asking "wheres it going down tonight?" regarding a party with 4 smirnoff ices and whatever bacardi they can have someones big brother buy

fuck highschoolers

[far_beyond_sane]

I FUCKING HATE BAD JOURNALISM. (http://blogs.smh.com.au/samandthecity/archives/2006/02/where_singles_m.html)

Complete fluff. Pointless, emacsulated twaddle.

All journalists should recieve a beating every Tuesday. Just because.

[Bia]

I hate the elderly, children, fat people, stupid people, ugly people, the handicapped, the mentally retarded, illegal aliens, americans who can't speak english, the uncouth, dogs, cable television, biting insects, smog, high humidity, jesus freaks, wiccan hippies, non-wiccan hippies, vegans trying to stab me on the street, bipartisan politics, democracies, parliamentary systems, plutocracies, bad pot, bad acid, junkies, my fat stupid face, useless potheads, uptight artists, arrogant musicians, ex-fraternity jocks, relatives, marriage, self-righteous minorities, quiche, power outages, cell phones, pagers, AOL, people who can't use turn signals, horny leg-humping dogs, the willfully ignorant, emo music, pop music, rap-rock, country music, cockroaches, john waters movies, halle berry, disloyalty, crybabies, people who talk too much, the hyperactive, amphetamines, insomnia, people who leave their socks on during sex, marshmallow fluff, narcolepsy, jennifer lopez, prudes, "sex in the city", mick jagger, creationists, george lucas, ann rice, isaac asimov, tom cruise, dean koontz, satanists, the middle east, africa, eastern asia, mouth-breathers, being locked out of anywhere, corporate art, goth kids, kids in bondage pants that don't know how to use the straps, 'flip-flop' sandals, the nfl, professional wrestling, deformed people, professional baseball, rice pudding, squirrels, neighbors, blockbuster video, people who disrespect aimals, people who value human life, wal-mart, wes craven, unnecessary sequels, rob liefield, man-tits, bad eye-brow piercings, morality, high gas prices, people who pretend they don't masturbate, european death metal, asparagus, cooked onions, animal abuse, pubic hair on pubic toilet seats, being on fire, being impaled on a piece of rebar, being impaled on a wooden fencepost, my fingerprints on file with the police, judy bloom, dax wax, manic panic hair dye, and being stuck on this stinking spoiled little shitball of a planet until i die.

[Transient]

oh , yes, in the same vein as you -
all the newscasters who read with such bs fake emotion and act sad at a car accident and then immediately smile when they hear the suns going to come out tomorrow!! lets go to will the weatherdick for the full story!

[MetalThrashingMad]

Whiny-assed teens who have no idea how easy they have it.


people who leave their socks on during sex
Really?

[metal_monkey]

I hate the elderly, children, fat people, stupid people, ugly people, the handicapped, the mentally retarded, illegal aliens, americans who can't speak english, the uncouth, dogs, cable television, biting insects, smog, high humidity, jesus freaks, wiccan hippies, non-wiccan hippies, vegans trying to stab me on the street, bipartisan politics, democracies, parliamentary systems, plutocracies, bad pot, bad acid, junkies, my fat stupid face, useless potheads, uptight artists, arrogant musicians, ex-fraternity jocks, relatives, marriage, self-righteous minorities, quiche, power outages, cell phones, pagers, AOL, people who can't use turn signals, horny leg-humping dogs, the willfully ignorant, emo music, pop music, rap-rock, country music, cockroaches, john waters movies, halle berry, disloyalty, crybabies, people who talk too much, the hyperactive, amphetamines, insomnia, people who leave their socks on during sex, marshmallow fluff, narcolepsy, jennifer lopez, prudes, "sex in the city", mick jagger, creationists, george lucas, ann rice, isaac asimov, tom cruise, dean koontz, satanists, the middle east, africa, eastern asia, mouth-breathers, being locked out of anywhere, corporate art, goth kids, kids in bondage pants that don't know how to use the straps, 'flip-flop' sandals, the nfl, professional wrestling, deformed people, professional baseball, rice pudding, squirrels, neighbors, blockbuster video, people who disrespect aimals, people who value human life, wal-mart, wes craven, unnecessary sequels, rob liefield, man-tits, bad eye-brow piercings, morality, high gas prices, people who pretend they don't masturbate, european death metal, asparagus, cooked onions, animal abuse, pubic hair on pubic toilet seats, being on fire, being impaled on a piece of rebar, being impaled on a wooden fencepost, my fingerprints on file with the police, judy bloom, dax wax, manic panic hair dye, and being stuck on this stinking spoiled little shitball of a planet until i die.

not many things you do like then?? and how can you hate cable television??

[NZ black metal drumm]

hahahahahahaha

one of my mates lost his virginity whilst wearing socks, he lost it to a chick mate of mine, who ABSOLUTLEY hates people wearing socks in bed, maaaaannny funny stories from that night!!!

Nine years?

people like that are the reason I support thr idea of the death penalty. let the sick fucks die.

[rabbifoodslicer]

fuck the death penalty...work camps for life in the frostbitten tundra...

i hate people who choose to diagree for no reason at all, besides the sake of disagree-ing(sp?) also goes in hand with people who overanalyze things...bastards

[Vardanstalt]

Whiny-assed teens who have no idea how easy they have it.

I know kids like that from school. Fucking hate 'em too.

Also, kids who think they're cool cause they're "2% Irish, 5% Russian, 50% German.... blah blah blah". And they like to brag about that shit for some reason.

[Transient]

Whiny-assed teens who have no idea how easy they have it.

if you're trying to call me out just say it




edit

self deprecating humor may have been lost in the translation between real life humor and typing this shit up

[Scythes of Bodom]

HILLBILLIES! My school is full of fuckin red necks who listen to country all day and wera jean jeacets n cowboy boots n shit. Theres soo many fat ass bible thumping chrisitians in my school adn their always crying cause soemone said a swear word or summin. Religious people alos piss me off.

[SARS]

people like that are the reason I support thr idea of the death penalty. let the sick fucks die.

isn't that a bit counter idealistic? (or something like that)

I think those kind of people, especially that guy, should replace animals in testing labs. A scientist in the lab says - "Right, we have to find a cure for under water cancer" - instead of using that poor, lovable dolphin here's the solution: use the guys who skewered his victims on a pitch fork, which took mantle on his new Skoda, so whilst driving under low bridges - they'd snuff it, (use your imagination), all whilst playing the latest Elton John song on his in car CD player.

Makes sense to me.

[BassBehemoth]

This thread is too hateful.



http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/02/18/ap/world/mainD8FRKRC80.shtml


I hate these extremist muslims..hmm, let's think rational here..."we are angry because our prophet is portrayed..and in such a manner that it labels us bad people..hmmm, let's riot, go apeshit and kill more people in our protest." Let's think logical you prehistoric-minded fools!


FUCK YOU GOD DAMNIT MUSLIM EXTREMIST CUNTS!!!

[Cloaca]

GRETEL KILEEN. If I see her on TV again, I'll have to bomb Dreamworld.

[far_beyond_sane]

GRETEL KILEEN. If I see her on TV again, I'll have to bomb Dreamworld.

Oh YES. What a horrible, horrible, horrible woman.

[BassBehemoth]

Rosie O'Donnell for portraying lesibans as fat and male influenced.

[estringrev]

People who are ignorant and brag about it. I don't care if you don't know anything, but if you wish to stay like that. I eternally hate you. Like slipknot.

[Soulinsane]

I've been given reinforcing information that has now farther undermined my trust in just about all humans. I've made a few good friends in the Navy the last few years. Not all really close friends but some that I believed I understood and we would hang out most times. This one person... He seemed like a really cool dude, worked hard, smart, had a wonderful ( drop dead beautiful ) wife, and they had baby boy a year ago. The dude had the world opened up for him. He was on the same ship as me. He was just at my house this X-mass and countless other times before. He and his family have been a common basis the last 3 years with mine. His wife and kid would come over and hang out at my house while he was at sea most times. Everything seemed like normal life for a military family.

We hadn't heard from him or his family for over a month. Today his wife called and told us what was happening the last month. She didn't want to contact anyone until she knew facts. Sad thing is she now needs us more then any other time.

He has 5 counts of pedophilia with girls as young as 10 years old against him. He has admitted that much so far. Seems he got caught by setting up a meeting online with what he thought was another young girl. It was actually some police organization. I don't know if it was FBI, or NCIS but they arrested him and raided his home. His wife came home to the police going through their home and taking just about everything as evidance. The Navy gave him a dishonorable dischange the hour he admitted everything and now his family has nothing.

No medical benefits, income, way to live, or way to get home to other family. He has in effect ruined the lives of his own child and soon to be Ex wife. Not to mention the turmoil he has caused in all his shocked friends. Mrs Soulinsane and I have been talking and she doesn't trust me now or my judgement of friends. This is happening to every household he has known and I'm pissed off.

Seens that just because we knew this dude, and that males have a penis, males now have greater potential, if not a 100% chance, of being a sexual preditor :p

I like to think of myself as blood lusting Preditor from the movie and very sexual indeed but now it seems like I might need to run for the hills to avoid the Spanish inquisition.

Sounds crazy but this shit is happening right now in my family and every other family this dude was involved in. The females are bonding in a way that is dangerous for the family unit. Dangerous to male family members because it is excluding them. None us expected this but ALL the men will pay the price I'm afraid.

I can't blame the gals from doing this because if that dudes wife had been found out for selling herself out for whatever then I might wonder about Mrs, Soulisane's involvement or knowledge.

[Soulinsane]

Btw, did I mention I just about hate you all now?

[Dyldo]

Shit, thats terrible! Hopefully your wife will come to her senses but if not, re-install the rule of thumb!

[SARS]

Rosie O'Donnell for portraying lesibans as fat and male influenced.

:rofl: :rofl:

"I don't know anything about Afghanistan, but I know it's full of terrorists - speakin' as a mother"

[Soulinsane]

I can only hope that she loves me enough to overcome her belief that I could have know about this shit. She hasn't right out said it but she has asked loaded questions about my knowledge, imo. That was when I realized she had made up her mind before she ever told me about the phone call.

That is why I'm so pissed. Idealism has cut me deep today.

She actually said, "you spend about as much time online as he was. What would they find on your PC if they took it and looked trough everything that is on it?"

My reply, " Lots of shit about, news, scentific news, nuclear pyshsics, general relativity, Metaltabs, Metal music, Guitars, Porn, History, and other random BS"

I don't even have a IM system in our PC. I took the thing off years ago after my Ex girlfriends and her Ex boyfriends wouldn't leave us the fuck alone. I haven't missed it. Email of call me. To hell with chat, imo.

[Soulinsane]

Btw that was for Darko and I still feel that I hate most of you now. Deal with it.

[philkilla]

Holy hell man....thats fucked up news. The best I can say is, if your wife loves and trust you she will believe you. She is probably just very, very frightenend right now that someone like that was in her house and she had no idea of his intentions. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you have two baby girls right? If you think about it, she has a good right to be upset. Just give her her space for now, and tell her how much you love her and how sorry you are for the whole situation. It will pass over.

[Soulinsane]

You know it Phil. I do have 2 girls and he has been near them when I or Mrs Soul wasn't really in the room? Nothing? Somthing? Maybe? Unknown? Would you kill him? Might as well be sure, right?

If I could only show Mrs Soul I had no fucking ideal then I would feel better. But I can't show or tell her cause I didn't know either and so much is based on trust in being apart for so long... I have nothing at times, but we have trust. The only thing I have in common with HIM is that I'm male, in the military, away for long times, and knew HIM. Nothing else.

[humancorpse]

We do not live in a sensible world.

This man got NINE YEARS for raping his dying stepdaughter. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4743354.stm) Nine years? People get that here for parking in a Loading Zone.

But the upside? He won't survive prison.

Rapists here get fucking 3 - 5 years. I really, really hate that. They should be put away forever, and having their genital amputated or something.

[metal_monkey]

Rapists here get fucking 3 - 5 years. I really, really hate that. They should be put away forever, and having their genital amputated or something.

haha i thinl the genital amputation should be made an international law

[Tony J Malmsteen]

"I don't know anything about Afghanistan, but I know it's full of terrorists - speakin' as a mother"

"is that a euphemism for talking out of my arse!"

Hail Bill Bailey :beer:

I hate Jamie Oliver (lisping TV twat chef who likes to drop ingredients from a height), Zionists and Zionism in general, Masons, Ignorant cunts who think that SkyNews and the BBC are telling them the truth, and ignorant humans who dont give a shit about whats going on around them because it doesnt involve them directly.

Hopefully WW3 will eradicate these fuckers, but somehow i doubt it.

[johnmansley]

Alex Ferguson pretty much sums up everything I hate about arrogant, obnoxious and undignified bastards.

[John Holland]

My drummer's parents : Who refuse to get him a hernia operation ( he needs it bad, since he has TWO ), despite the fact that his dad makes about 200,000$ a year, and his insurance policy + his income would gaurantee that my drummer would get the finest operation availabe, and it would'nt cost his dad much at all. If anything at all.

[autumncurve]

if he doesn't have that op, wont that fuck him up badly?

[sqol]

the guy on the right here:- http://www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/images/bigbrother-020.jpg - but I'm guessing only a few UK kids will know who he is.

I'm afraid you're wrong, he's a great presenter!

[Transient]

oh! the stinky guys at metal concerts. sure everyone sweats during the concert but im talking about the bastards that havent showerd in three days and smell like they just got out of the gym before the bands are even playing

[ImBored]

oh! the stinky guys at metal concerts. sure everyone sweats during the concert but im talking about the bastards that havent showerd in three days and smell like they just got out of the gym before the bands are even playing
bahahahah fuckin yes
theres like 1-2 at every concert i swear
and the guys there that are like 40, on their own, at the front, headbanging harder than everyone else. tools

[Transient]

omg how did i forget the bane of concerts worldwide

HXC DANCERS!!!!

[jackson guitarist]

i hate this skinhead dude i no, he plays guitar, which makes me hate him ali'l bit less, hes a member to this forum infinity+, lol jj there iz no hate there....but i hate this shearer boythat just fuckin moved away, best fuckin decision he eva made!!!

[ImBored]

THERE IZ NO HATE THER

[jackson guitarist]

THERE IZ NO HATE THER

yeah there iz no hate there, i no the dude, and i waz just makin a joke, that waz all...but i hate that shearer boy!!! hes a fuckhead

[Infinity]

Lol yeah Kelvin is fucking gay I presum thats who you mean.

[jackson guitarist]

Lol yeah Kelvin is fucking gay I presum thats who you mean.

nah i dont mean kelvin, i get along wif him fine, its fuckin trav that i hate,and its bout time he finally pissed off and moved away!

[Transient]

this would be prime example of why FBS' bloodpressure skyrockets when he reads metaltabs.


get ready, retards! fbs needs to borrow a phonebook to tear out of rage!

[humancorpse]

oh! the stinky guys at metal concerts. sure everyone sweats during the concert but im talking about the bastards that havent showerd in three days and smell like they just got out of the gym before the bands are even playing
You think three days is bad? A dude I know didn`t shower in 10 days cause he thought it was "cool". He usually smells like shit anyway. I asked him why he didn`t shower more often:

Me: Why the hell don`t you fucking shower?
Stinky dude: I hate showering! Fucking cold water!
Me: Uhm.... shower with hot water?
Stinky dude: Why the hell would I want to shower in hot water? That would make me sweat while showering.

True story. And he wasn`t joking either.

[Transient]

stinky norwegianer? grim


whatever fuck stole this womans bike (http://capitalnews9.com/content/top_stories/default.asp?ArID=169799)

[jackson guitarist]

this would be prime example of why FBS' bloodpressure skyrockets when he reads metaltabs.

who iz FBS???

[humancorpse]

stinky norwegianer? grim


whatever fuck stole this womans bike (http://capitalnews9.com/content/top_stories/default.asp?ArID=169799)
nah, he`s from south america, can`t remember what country.

[jackson guitarist]

hey...who iz FBS??

[humancorpse]

Belive me, you will find out soon enough!

[jackson guitarist]

Belive me, you will find out soon enough!

how will i find out soon??

[BeastOfCarrion]

Just imagine the most diabolically evil individual on the internet. Then piss him off.

There you have FBS.

On a side note, I also abhor people whom use 'h4x0r sp33k', it isn't hard to type just a little bit more - and it probably benifits you in the long run, as to me, I imagine anyone whom does perpetually use 'h4x0r sp33k' as the typically fat, pimpley 27yr old sitting in their parents house looking at 'anamie babes' on the internet, and drooling all over themselves becasue they can see a tiny bit of drawn underwear - which is the closest that they would ever come to that sort of thing in their life, becuase they are litterally scared of other people. Therefore they will no go out looking for classy ladies, or - when all else fails - a hooker.

[jackson guitarist]

Just imagine the most diabolically evil individual on the internet. Then piss him off.

There you have FBS.

On a side note, I also abhor people whom use 'h4x0r sp33k', it isn't hard to type just a little bit more - and it probably benifits you in the long run, as to me, I imagine anyone whom does perpetually use 'h4x0r sp33k' as the typically fat, pimpley 27yr old sitting in their parents house looking at 'anamie babes' on the internet, and drooling all over themselves becasue they can see a tiny bit of drawn underwear - which is the closest that they would ever come to that sort of thing in their life, becuase they are litterally scared of other people. Therefore they will no go out looking for classy ladies, or - when all else fails - a hooker.

so has FBS been pissed off enough?? and for ur side note i dont even no wat 'h4x0r sp33k' says, lol...and on my side note i want to ask, how many postsdoes it take to overcome new blood????

[autumncurve]

so has FBS been pissed off enough?? and for ur side note i dont even no wat 'h4x0r sp33k' says, lol...and on my side note i want to ask, how many postsdoes it take to overcome new blood????

Read the whole of the RTT and you'll find out

[jackson guitarist]

Read the whole of the RTT and you'll find out

i asked three questions wat 1 will b answered if i read all of rtt???

[humancorpse]

i asked three questions wat 1 will b answered if i read all of rtt???
all of them. Its all in the rtt, kinda like the holy book.

[autumncurve]

all of them. Its all in the rtt, kinda like the holy book.

so, so true. i've learnt alot from that thread

[jackson guitarist]

all of them. Its all in the rtt, kinda like the holy book.

iz the rtt that big saga that haz like ova 30 000 posts in it?? or iz it sumfin else?? :confused:

[autumncurve]

its the saga that has 30000+ posts

i'm thinking we should get it published.

[humancorpse]

Yup. Its a true thread of knowledge. You`ll learn how to live your life properly after reading it.

[jackson guitarist]

fuck readin that, itz take me AGES!!!!!!!!! to get through it all

[humancorpse]

Anyway, I fucking hate Robbie Wiliams. I really do. Fuck him. People over here sing his songs all the time, makes me want to kill them.

[Transient]

Anyway, I fucking hate Robbie Wiliams. I really do. Fuck him. People over here sing them all the time, makes me want to kill them.
that guy! HAHA! i remember when he had that one song he had, and the music video where they pulled his skin off. what a douchebag

[jackson guitarist]

that guy! HAHA! i remember when he had that one song he had, and the music video where they pulled his skin off. what a douchebag

lol, yeah i rememba that, i ahte him and his songs, but i liked how he waz rippin himself apart, that waz good

[jackson guitarist]

well this iznt sum1 i hate, but it sounds like they r startin to hate me or at least hav a li'l dislike of me, and that iz transient, i apoligise if i am wrong

[philkilla]

did a fucking chimpanzee give you instructions on how to type?

[autumncurve]

nah, i think he's like 6 years old or something judging by the last few pages of the RTT

[antipunx]

did a fucking chimpanzee give you instructions on how to type?


hahaha

[JacksonGuitars07]

well this iznt sum1 i hate, but it sounds like they r startin to hate me or at least hav a li'l dislike of me, and that iz transient, i apoligise if i am wrong

I hate you. Actually, I hate you a lot. I hate you and that above post was the only one of you I have read. And to clarify myself, you type worse than that Coheed and Cumshit kid who was here awhile ago, and that says something, because that kid was a walking inspiration for the use of birth control and sterilization of mentally retarded people.

[Vardanstalt]

well this iznt sum1 i hate, but it sounds like they r startin to hate me or at least hav a li'l dislike of me, and that iz transient, i apoligise if i am wrong

Haha your so fucking retarded. Reading your post make me laugh because of your stupidity, not to mention how you type. "iz guna reade teh rtt but iz to hrd!!".

[PST 88]

FBS is short for 'far beyond sane,' the thread starter and a notoriously hateful person. They assume he will be annoyed because you are annoying.

Nobody (well, nobody who isn't a cunt, so most of the site might still hate you) would hate you here if you did the following:

1. Waited until a question was answered, rather than immediately posing it again one post later.
2. Asked fewer questions in general. If you really need to know, just remember that you're attached to the largest information database ever to exist, one that takes all the difficulty of archival research and simplifies it to typing some words into a search engine.
3. Maintained a level of English usage and spelling that was consistent with your being from an English-speaking country. This means things like dropping z's where unnecessary, knowing the difference between some homonyms ('know' and 'no'), etc. Most of these people find fairly bad English acceptable, even from native speakers, but you seem to push it past even their threshold for bad usage. That says a lot.

There will be plenty of flaming for you in the near future, and you seem to be a friend of one of the forum regulars I actually like, so this is not intended as a flame. You can tell because I'm usually nastier than this. What it's intended as is some advice, so that the stupid flaming never happens and I never get annoyed as hell over it and how avoidable it could have been. So consider it a favor to me to try to implement some of my advice.

I knew a girl who was so used to guys having their socks off during sex that she liked it if I kept mine on, some kind of transgression thing. For some reason this, rather than any of the kinky, genuinely transgressive shit I've done, sticks out in my mind as weird.

Ensign 'insane: that's fucked up. You should probably never tell your wife about the several instances of Pandemonium saying he wants to fuck your daughters. You should also explain to her that everybody has or can have deep-rooted secrets they hide so well even their closest friends will never know. That you didn't pick up on this doesn't mean anything about you; any number of her friends could have equally damning secrets she doesn't know and may never know. If she wants to live her life in distrust she'll have to stop trusting anybody. If you've seen the South Park where the town's parents see a news report explaining to them that children are most often abducted by their own parents, causing them to send the children out on their own into the world so that they'll 'be safe,' it should be clear what I mean. She knows she can trust you, which is why she married you; eventually she'll figure that out again after a period of hysteria. Hopefully it won't be too long, but it's bound to happen regardless. Nobody can maintain that motherly paranoia forever; being the son of a Brooklyn Jewish mother, this is something you learn.

I'm not really in the mood to list people I hate. This thread has some of them; pedophiles are leaping to mind. Since I don't want to make a list, I'll borrow one: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. I'll add kitsch and the internet. Maybe I'll be in a more hateful mood later and come back.

[JacksonGuitars07]

all of them. Its all in the rtt, kinda like the holy book.

:rofl:

[Bia]

so has FBS been pissed off enough?? and for ur side note i dont even no wat 'h4x0r sp33k' says, lol...and on my side note i want to ask, how many postsdoes it take to overcome new blood????

Oh...and I hate people that type like YOU.

I'll translate for you...

eye hate peeps dat type like u do

[philkilla]

well this iznt sum1 i hate, but it sounds like they r startin to hate me or at least hav a li'l dislike of me, and that iz transient, i apoligise if i am wrong


please go to ROG just so I can have the pleasure of banning you....you ignorant fuck

[PST 88]

We all do. But let's try to avoid letting that particular hate take over this thread, shall we? Answer: we shall, because one thing I hate is watching the 'tabber community make good threads go bad. This can be a decent, interesting topic that I don't want to see turn into a whine-fest because we've got one member who's more annoying than average. Plus I believe there's already a fagdance being held in the RTT ballroom on this very topic.

[SARS]

I'm afraid you're wrong, he's a great presenter!


No really, he's like mixing Jade Goody with a blender.

[Robbie Filth]

Bass Behemoth........... ;)

[Zertonshfits]

People i hate? Marketing people. Movie previews are so general and annoying. 3 explosions, a suggestive picture of a female actress, and 4 quotes from critics saying shit like "Riviting!", "Outstanding", or "Amazing!" This tells me nothing. And these shitty commercials for movies are now getting confused with other commercials for stuff like shaving products, automobiles, and shoes.

Also, people convinced that being random is cool now. Its not that i hate the people who say this shit, it just buggs the hell out of me.

Me-"Whats up?"
Asshole- "Banana!!"
Me- "What?"
Asshole- "Just being my random self again! Teeheehee!"

[Robbie Filth]

Man that person is like me but worse!!!!

Least i do sometimes be normal. All depends on my mood.

[humancorpse]

The people who made the comercial for the loreal shampoo. Let them disappeair.

[PST 88]

Most movie previews tell you the entire story, sometimes in amazing detail, sometimes giving away significant plot points and crushing crucial ambiguities. They only seem to be telling you nothing because most movies don't have that much to tell. But I'd be happy if they showed even less than they do.

[OpethFan]

OH MY GOD I KNOW!!


Me-"Whats up?"
Asshole- "Banana!!"
Me- "What?"
Asshole- "Just being my random self again! Teeheehee!"

Me- *Tears out jugular*


I hate preachers, and anyone who thinks its their place to come into your property or life and tell you that you are living wrong.

And marketers.

And the french

[PST 88]

Wow. I just read Jim's example of shit journalism. Wow. Now I want to correct the state of Australian jounralism.

[low-tech]

i hate the rhode island public transport, also known as RIPTA, the drivers and the passengers.alot of minor citys in america for some reason have the most retarded and potentially dangerous bus enviroments possible for reasons that escape me. ive been on the MBTA in boston subway and bus, the new york subway, the BART, that identical BART looking subway in DC,portland oregons bus system, all seemly are pretty safe from my experience from which these citys i have some mileage. most of these are too expensive and highly survailenced for someone dangerous to loiter or too crowded for violence. but low and behold, the rhode island public transport can be a journey thru the 9 hells, ill break down the incidents ive encountered


waiting for the bus: psycho"gimme a dollar" excon who, if the beast is not fed will incite violence against you garenteed. i gave this guy free bus passes i got for free and a few cigarettes to bribe my way out of a total ass kicking

happen to be waiting for the bus with the entire chapter of a local street gang. this was last christmas. i have all the gifts for my family in bags, i stand there and overhear the gang speculate on how much money i got left after shopping, exactly who is gonna fuck me up and when will it happen, for some reason i was spared, but i was standing there forever just waiting to get jumped, nothing i can do. the worst thing i could do is walk away

on the bus: psycho excon who sits in the first right side seat partially obstructing the view of the front windshield, who looks back at everyone gazing out the windshield at the arrival of thier desired stop, begins the whole "what the fuck you looking at" type shit with everyone, my friend nearly gets into a fight with this guy over nothing, then he starts shit with me

psycho fake g/sucker mc who, showing everybody on board his catalog novelty knife, declares someone on this bus is gonna get stabbed, begins threatening the entire busload of eminent violence, why? who knows, bus driver does nothing

more gangsters trying to start a fight because my friend is drinking a beer and using a glove to disguise this fact, just because beer drinking is not allowed, good looking out for the RIPTA

the bus i take to work is coincidently the same bus where all the bums,junkys,the drunks, ex cons go for methadone, soup kitchen, homeless shelters,slavation army all locted on the same street in the dangerous south side, this bus always reeks of piss and booze and puke, the bums nearly fight each other, argue about pointless shit, pass out drunk, fall inside or outside exiting the bus. calling the parametics is mandatory, many delays and alot of dude falling asleep on your shoulder type shit, dude falling on you type shit, happens too many times

watching old crusty bum, middle aged, try to pick up a highschool girl, i overhear this shit and stare in awe and wonder why everyone on the bus doesnt stuff this cretin out the fucking window

the jesus freak who tries to pick up women on the bus, another spectakle, again a high school girl or college girl whos half the dudes age, another thing i have to overhear and endure and wonder if someone with more guts than me stuffs this asshole out the window, you know, the busdriver isnt gonna do shit to prevent it

one more, jesus freak who wants to argue with you on metaphysical matters, do you believe in god? here take my pamphelet, heres my card, dont you know he loves you? blah blah blah. always lead the conversation to fact that god is a man, has a dick....and probably jerks off. this will shut him up garenteed, i dont think this was covered in theology class in your local community college, asshole have a nice fucking day

[SARS]

A wonderfully true post, no matter where you live.....unless it's somewhere decent.

[Transient]

Plus I believe there's already a fagdance being held in the RTT ballroom on this very topic.
i have the next dance with PST! everyone else back off. i may even cop a feel

[Zertonshfits]

Me- *Tears out jugular*
:rofl:

[JacksonGuitars07]

i have the next dance with PST! everyone else back off. i may even cop a feel

You can have the next dance tranny. But for the rest of the night he's all mine. So back off so we can jack off. Haha. :p :confused:

[jackson guitarist]

nah, i think he's like 6 years old or something judging by the last few pages of the RTT

add 10 more years and then you have my age

[jackson guitarist]

I hate you. Actually, I hate you a lot. I hate you and that above post was the only one of you I have read. And to clarify myself, you type worse than that Coheed and Cumshit kid who was here awhile ago, and that says something, because that kid was a walking inspiration for the use of birth control and sterilization of mentally retarded people.

i wqas just typin in txt form, nothing wrong with that, and i find it cool that u hate me, keep up the hate

[metal_monkey]

ha your 2 years older than me and i still spell better than you

[SARS]

ha your 2 years older than me and i still spell better than you


You know, you're younger and far less intelligent than Einstein but you could probably spell better than him.

[jackson guitarist]

ha your 2 years older than me and i still spell better than you

i only spell like that because i can't be fucked typing the whole words out, because its easier

[SARS]

typin in txt form, nothing wrong with that,


Yes there is.

[metal_monkey]

no it means people who spell like that are retarded

[jackson guitarist]

no it means people who spell like that are retarded

ok then, i'll type normally from now on, unless typing drunk

[far_beyond_sane]

well this iznt sum1 i hate, but it sounds like they r startin to hate me or at least hav a li'l dislike of me, and that iz transient, i apoligise if i am wrong

Let's make one thing absolutely, shiningly crystal clear.

I DON'T LIKE YOU AT ALL.

I have met you a hundred times before on the internet.

You are the guy who can't spell, doesn't know anything and makes a lot, A LOT of pointless, awful noise.

You're the guy who thinks numbers as words are acceptable.

You're the guy who learnt Newspeak so well that his squalid little brain only has one adjective which is used to describe everything - these days probably "sick", "hectic" or "mad".

You are the guy who thinks Grammar is the old whore that felched your mother out.

You are every nasty repulsive little online vermin that makes the modern youth such a desperately useless shitcan.

You have no original thoughts, words or deeds.
You have absolutely no redeeming features.
You are incapable of the levels of cognisance that would be shameful in a pig or a louse.
You have strong opinions on sentitive topics that concern the world such as "what ray-ray is doing dis wknd" and "who i teh hatez".

You are savagely stupid and really quite proud of it.

Now, here's a really simple directive that will save me the trouble of going through the ModCP to shred your account.

GO. AWAY.

[SARS]

Better than porn is that.

[jackson guitarist]

Better than porn is that.

what are you saying is better then porn??

[BassBehemoth]

:p

[Transient]

score, FBS surpassed my expectations

[metal_monkey]

Fbs to save the day

[PST 88]

'That' refers to the post immediately above SARS's.

Nobody who uses only one adjective knows or can apply the word 'hectic' to anything, Jim.

I don't dance, I'm the chaperone, making sure your (the dancers, in this case Tranny and the two Jacksons) natural tendency towards stupid faggy whining doesn't get to play itself out. So, it being my role here, I'll say this once: cut the shit.

[metal_monkey]

i hate french people for some reason they just annoy me

[jackson guitarist]

i hate emo's

[Cloaca]

I imagine anyone whom does perpetually use 'h4x0r sp33k' as the typically fat, pimpley 27yr old sitting in their parents house looking at 'anamie babes' on the internet, and drooling all over themselves becasue they can see a tiny bit of drawn underwear - which is the closest that they would ever come to that sort of thing in their life, becuase they are litterally scared of other people. Therefore they will no go out looking for classy ladies, or - when all else fails - a hooker.
Is that an autobiography (with the exception of the h4x0r speak)? ;)

[Cloaca]

GO. AWAY.
what are you saying is better then porn??

You didn't learn. Go sit in the corner for two days and think about what you've done to this thread.

[Zertonshfits]

i hate emo's
if my lif waz a pplz, id post it in teh threadz. :( :bawling:

[JacksonGuitars07]

i only spell like that because i can't be fucked typing the whole words out, because its easier

I sure as hell hope you don't have that attitude with guitar. Because if you do, you must really suck. But who am I to make that assumption.

[MetalThrashingMad]

Let's make one thing absolutely, shiningly crystal clear.

I DON'T LIKE YOU AT ALL.

I have met you a hundred times before on the internet.

You are the guy who can't spell, doesn't know anything and makes a lot, A LOT of pointless, awful noise.

You're the guy who thinks numbers as words are acceptable.

You're the guy who learnt Newspeak so well that his squalid little brain only has one adjective which is used to describe everything - these days probably "sick", "hectic" or "mad".

You are the guy who thinks Grammar is the old whore that felched your mother out.

You are every nasty repulsive little online vermin that makes the modern youth such a desperately useless shitcan.

You have no original thoughts, words or deeds.
You have absolutely no redeeming features.
You are incapable of the levels of cognisance that would be shameful in a pig or a louse.
You have strong opinions on sentitive topics that concern the world such as "what ray-ray is doing dis wknd" and "who i teh hatez".

You are savagely stupid and really quite proud of it.

Now, here's a really simple directive that will save me the trouble of going through the ModCP to shred your account.

GO. AWAY.


Your use of the english language.... it is like an art form. And you do it daily.

[Transient]

ahaha look at MTM jerk off FBS. speaking of porn!

[BeastOfCarrion]

Is that an autobiography (with the exception of the h4x0r speak)? ;)
Noooo! my secrets revealed.

I also dislike people whom 'don't care', those who don't try at the things they do. What is worse is people that put up the farse that they don't care - and think that it is cool.

[Transient]

agreed. the people who really dont care are very easy to spot

[SARS]

Parents who don't leave their children at home with a babysitter when they go to the supermarket, more so at the same time that I do.

[blizzard_beast]

if my lif waz a pplz, id post it in teh threadz. :( :bawling:

What the hell is a "pplz"?

I primarily hate chavs. Especially the wannabe rich ones.

[low-tech]

i hate people who startle easily, like if you walk thru a doorway real quick into the room they are in they flinch"oh god you scared me". this happens with a co-worker of mine, i dont really hate her, i just find this shit very annoying, especially when she witnesses me leave thru that very same door to come back 10 minutes later and act as if this was some paranormal event like"holy shit a ufo just landed" like as if freddy krugers gonna come in and start fucking everybodys shit up

[rabbifoodslicer]

well i hate the fucken brake-ups with t3h w0m3n (sorry :p ) when they say "friends?" no just leave me with the last shread of dignity i have left from you waisting the past [enter time period] of my life. just fucken say goodbye god damnit

[Bia]

well i hate the fucken brake-ups with t3h w0m3n (sorry :p ) when they say "friends?" no just leave me with the last shread of dignity i have left from you waisting the past [enter time period] of my life. just fucken say goodbye god damnit
I was lucky to have a dad that told me many aspects of GUY things and I know from his wisdom....dont ever do that "Lets just be friends" shit to save feelings.....people do better with brutal honesty.
Anyway...going "steady" is mostly bullshit so I avoid it at all costs.


:beer:

[Cloaca]

i hate people who startle easily, like if you walk thru a doorway real quick into the room they are in they flinch"oh god you scared me". this happens with a co-worker of mine, i dont really hate her, i just find this shit very annoying, especially when she witnesses me leave thru that very same door to come back 10 minutes later and act as if this was some paranormal event like"holy shit a ufo just landed" like as if freddy krugers gonna come in and start fucking everybodys shit up
Same thing happens with my mother. Very annoying.

[SARS]

Freddy from Scooby-Doo, smug git.

[BeastOfCarrion]

People whom are obsessed with Opeth.

They all act like Opeth is the most inovative and interesting thing off all time.
This generally applies to most things that people are obsessed with, but I find Opeth to be the most anoying - even more anoying that Slipknot obsession. I view people with Slipknot obsessions as being ignorant, where as people with Opeth obsessions as being stupid. Even more stupid than Dissection and more anoying than Weijia.

[far_beyond_sane]

I also dislike people whom 'don't care', those who don't try at the things they do. What is worse is people that put up the farse that they don't care - and think that it is cool.

Solid call.

"Fashionable laziness". Every bit as pinheaded as "fashionable ignorance", or for that matter, "fashion".

[NZ black metal drumm]

i hate people who startle easily, like if you walk thru a doorway real quick into the room they are in they flinch"oh god you scared me".

I am a bit like that, if someone comes up next to me without my realising (not the hardest thing to do hehehe) and then I notice them, sometimes I am like 'WOAH!'.


Anyway...going "steady" is mostly bullshit so I avoid it at all costs

so you are a hit-bed, legs-spread chick then??? ;)

(hmmm my kinda woman....)

okay time for what I hate:

BAD DRIVERS:

in this class are the following:

the 'I have indicators, but you should be able to read my mind' group, I hate you.

The 'I have no fucking clue what the road and giveway rules are' group, I hate you.

The 'I have no clue what I am doing or where I am going so I will drive painfully slowly in the wrong lane' group, I hate you.

the 'I am going to sit in the overtaking lane, but not overtake the car next to me' Group, I hate you aswell.

and finally: the 'I am not going to be a courtious driver, and say thank you when you let me in, even though I am being a pushy bastard in my SUV and forcing my way into the stream of traffic' group, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HAVE DESERVED MY WRATH, YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF AND IMAPLE YOURSELF ON BLUNT PAINFULL OBJECTS!!!

the NEXT group of people on my Hate list.

Rock drummers playing Pseudo Latin beats at oh-so-boring BPM bitching that metal drumming is 'just a load of double bass and shit' hahaha when you can play double bass at 3 times the speed you play your gay art fag shit at, for the length of your entire set, THEN you can bitch about it, until then, Fuck up!

Drummers who have EXCESSIVLY small kits, Come on people, you NEED at LEAST 3 toms and a few cymbals, 4 peice drum kits with a ride, crash and china are GAY!!! (Unless you are REALLY REALLY good)

Meg White: She can't play drums, yet gets paid shit loads, that money could be much better spent on drummers with talent.

Right thats enough of the drum bitches, onto other peoples:

Metal heads who call Power Metal gay, just because it doesn't have brutal vocals and has melody does not make it 'gay'.

South Auckland Gangstas (thats a regional bitch)

Religous people that get high and mighty when they are offended (cough Muslims and cartoons, Cough Catholics and south park Cough Brian Tamiki and gays)

Brian Tamiki, even though unless you are from NZ or aus (maybe) you will not know who he is, but just search his name and you will soon realise how much of a cunt he is, he leads the Destiny Church in NZ which is a fucking HATEFULL organisation pretending that they preach love and respect, they hate everyone that doesn't go their way, Especially Gay people.

and my Final Hate for this post:

The Directors that make bad Porn, come one guys how hard is it (NO PUN NO PUN!!!) to do???

Hot women+Lesbianism+Leather/pvc/latex+toys+metal

how hard can it be to mess this up and make a shit porn movie?!?!

[SARS]

BAD DRIVERS:

My mom can fall under each of those examples. Sometimes I have to controll the car with my mind in order to feel safe....failing that, scream when she loses her brain at a junction and ends up on the wrong side of the road.

[Soulinsane]

100 grim points if you can tell me who this is,

"You know what I hate? Star Wars fans: get a friggin life, you boring geeks. You know what I hate? People who mispronounce words, like 'acrost,' and 'pacific' for 'specific,' and 'expresso' instead of 'espresso.' You know what I hate? People who drive slow in the fast lane, God these people do not know how to drive. You know what I hate? The WB network!!!! Oh Jesus, Mary Mother of God Almighty, I hate that channel with all my heart and soul."

[NZ black metal drumm]

I have no clue

but then if I got 100 extra grim points, My Icy Frostbitteness would freeze my PC and cause a Blizzard in my living room, which would then turn into a forest, in the heart of The pagan viking lands.

I like my PC and my living room how they are.

[Cloaca]

Matthew Broderick.

Edit: And Johanna Griggs.

[SARS]

Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna & George Michael are added to my list.

[far_beyond_sane]

GRRRRRRRRRRR. (http://www.smh.com.au/news/cd-reviews/whats-wrong-with-this-picture/2006/02/24/1140670233478.html)

I hate that reviewer, the hack.

I hate that artist, the fake dickwit.

But more than both of those, I hate the perspective that conflates art with entertainment.

"This music is hammered shit, but hey, I had a good time!"

Feeble-minded soulless prositutes of the soul.

[blizzard_beast]

South Auckland Gangstas (thats a regional bitch)


What kind of gangstas do you get in NZ? Are most of them Maoris?

[JacksonGuitars07]

BAD DRIVERS:


I'll add that to my list as well. I hate when people can't drive. It pisses me off. Especially when people pull right in front of you and then continue to go 30mph and then they end up only going 3 or 4 miles and turning into a gas station/movie theatre, therefore delaying your driving when they could have waited another 50 goddamn seconds before pulling out into the road.

[far_beyond_sane]

I have no clue

but then if I got 100 extra grim points, My Icy Frostbitteness would freeze my PC and cause a Blizzard in my living room, which would then turn into a forest, in the heart of The pagan viking lands.

I like my PC and my living room how they are.

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[Amadeus]

All hails, FBS, the man who knows how to bring out some of the most, well, let us call it interesting, parts in his fellow humans.

As for the drivers, I know a good summary that rounds up most of the mentioned categories, not to mention the kind of people that climbed fences and poked their heads into bear enclosures when they were kids:
The kind of people that says, with a small laughter (haha i tripped over the cat this morning, haha I forgot my glasses on my forehead) that "Oh, [insert small laughter] no, I would never manage a driver licsnence test today"[Insert small laughter].
I pay taxes for those roads. Get off my fucking roads!

[Amadeus]

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I KNEW that no doesn't mean no. I KNEW there had to be another word when they REALLY mean no.

[Vardanstalt]

I really hate kids that do stupid shit because they're "bored". Like a kid will light his hand on fire, go around school the next day with a bandage or something on his arm, and youll ask what happened?... "I lit my hand on fire"... What the fuck?! Why?!..."Haha, I was bored". Dumass morons.

[JacksonGuitars07]

I really hate kids that do stupid shit because they're "bored". Like a kid will light his hand on fire, go around school the next day with a bandage or something on his arm, and youll ask what happened?... "I lit my hand on fire"... What the fuck?! Why?!..."Haha, I was bored". Dumass morons.

Haha, similar thing happened to me the other day. This kid in my school showed up to class with his hair matted down past his eyes (he normally doesn't do this) and when people asked why, he lifted his hair and he had no eyebrows because he "stuck his head in the fire". Haha, what a dumbass.

[Zertonshfits]

What the hell is a "pplz"?

I primarily hate chavs. Especially the wannabe rich ones.
It was a bad joke that nobody laughed at :p But anyway, it would mean the plural of people. Ya, people do say this kind of stupid shit.

I agree with almost all the posts posted since my last post.

[Amadeus]

Feels good man.

[low-tech]

music related:

when your band is headlining and the last band before you plays a hour plus long set so by the time they are done the bar you are playing is gonna close in 20 minutes or its like 3 in the morning and everybody rolls out

bands that take an hour to set up gear, and didnt prepare while other bands are playing to at least organize thier shit before setting up

bands that talk shit on the other band thats going on after them or talks shit on another band period

bands that sermonize the political significance of each song

opening bands that load in late to get the perfered middle spot intentionally

bands that heckle the crowd because noone is into thier shit

drunk skinheads at shows whos only purpose is to start shit with someone half thier size

when a bouncer doesnt believe that you are actually the drummer of a band and doesnt let you back in the club after parking the van

bouncers try to beat up audience members for minor moshing and freak out dancing etc. because they can

any show that has a cop present, in boston there was a no crowd surfing law so you get strapped cops running in mosh pits to fuck someone up, very dangerous to everyone

rip-off venues

bands that are not really popular but nontheless ask for a garentee

sound men who turn everything down because they dont understand people want the music painfully fucking loud

functionally illiterate soundmen who create the worst mix possible

any band that involves a laptop to provide 100% of the music only to sing along to it

band who are not on tour who sell merchendise<unless they really got a kick ass t shirt or a 5 dollar cdr demo, im talking about bands that try to sell a cdr like its a real album>

people who try to MC between bands who arent funny,who dont really have a purpose other than annoy everyone

venues that dont offer free beer and charge for water

promoters who dont flyer,post online for upcomming shows they set up and dont actually arrive at the show

local fucktards who hate any band from somewhere else

show leeches who sneak in or if they cant, get wasted outside the show and attract cops to shut the shit down

and lastly, the department of homeland security shutting down shows for terrorist related reasons, this has happened to a couple venues in america, they sieze everything as evidence and create hell for no reason whatsoever

[SARS]

The moron who came up with the idea for Pop-Idol, and other such creators of those kind of shows.

...hm...

Anyone who has ever watched any of those kind of shows.

[SARS]

Also, anyone who still watches lost.

[SARS]

Old people, more so miserable old people.

Have I mentioned children yet?

[SARS]

Lesbians who have dildos.

[OpethFan]

Gangsta tryhard fuckwits.

"I saw crips and bloods on an american police show, now i am going to try fight you because you are wearing blue"

"FDK mother fucker FDK"

"what the fuck is FDK?"

"Fuck the Krips niggah"

"learn how to spell, cunt"

[MetalThrashingMad]

ahaha look at MTM jerk off FBS. speaking of porn!
Gahah it was a good post. And what the hell happened with your old "stuff you hate" thread, because I remember that being a big hit as well.

[Transient]

that got locked! both of em! i still have all the old crap hosted though

[NZ black metal drumm]

What kind of gangstas do you get in NZ? Are most of them Maoris?

South Auckland=Maori Central

Same with Whangarei.

and FBS hehehehe very funny, was that a referance to a personal experiance, or did you think that cause I live in NZ I have a thing for sheep??

[PST 88]

After reading the last few pages, I'm beginning to hate people who use 'whom' when 'who' is correct. Much more annoying than the reverse, which is very annoying, and almost as common, in writing.

Lesbians who have dildoes are just honest. They want the dick, just not the man attached to it. A lot of people probably just want the genitals and the fucking but not the shit that goes along with it. In general, though, people who choose to be defined by the people to whom they're attracted annoy the fuck out of me.

[Bia]

After reading the last few pages, I'm beginning to hate people who use 'whom' when 'who' is correct. Much more annoying than the reverse, which is very annoying, and almost as common, in writing.
I don't know if I have ever done that but will admit being at odds often with myself. I feel I'm an intelligent person but have always had problems with grammar and spelling. My father was the same way....very smart man...could do almost anything but had horrible written grammar. He spoke perfectly as do I...but on paper we lack severely.
On the same note...I have known people that could write a perfect letter...thesis or term paper and never in their life mispell a word...but couldnt change a flat tire on their car if they had 10 days.

So how does one get credit for being a good speller or perfect with grammar but yet is a social moron when it comes to actually doing things?

Also...at any time if anyone sees me making the same spelling mistake over and over...I LOVE when someone speaks up and corrects me...I'm never offended by that.

[NZ black metal drumm]

what is the difference between when to use Who and Whom?

(just for future referanec you understand...)

[PST 88]

The point is that if you use 'who' when 'whom' is correct, you're speaking casually, which is tolerable. If you do the reverse, you're making a snobbish pretense of verbal intelligence which is coupled with a refusal to go through the bother of actually learning the rules. I don't mind most things, but if you're going to shoot high - however 'high' it might actually be - I want you to put some effort into it. I similarly hate people who have large vocabularies in a certain sense - knowing a lot of words - but not in the only meaningful sense - having a good understanding of what these words mean and when to use them. You see a lot of this on the internet, and it's annoying as hell. In general, though, this annoys me beyond all else: the pretense of achievement without a will to put in the effort necessary to such achievement. In summation: Bad grammar is perfectly acceptable so long as there is not the pretense of good grammar inserted to make my blood boil.

On the other hand, I can use language effectively, write a good paper, change a tire, drive and perform mechanical services on machines that can destroy houses, tell a joke or story well, sweep pick, seduce a woman, and use chop sticks to eat Chinese food. Actually, to be perfectly fair, I'm not sure if I can still sweep pick, but will find out as soon as I can get a new guitar. In any case, even if somebody can't do anything practical, or even speak clearly, as Vladimir Nabokov couldn't, it doesn't matter too much if they can do what they do well enough, as Nabokov did. It's been hundreds of years since the ambition to know and do everything was even remotely possible. Now, if the guy who can write well but not change a tire is a mechanic there will be a problem, but hopefully he's something more along the lines of a writing tutor or English teacher, where writing skills are more important than the ability to change a tire.

[BassBehemoth]

I cannot change a tire but I can effectively tell you how tires are retreaded...as well as name off sizes/treads/product codes/plys for almost all Michelin/BF Goodrich truck steer/trailer tire made... :sickface:

[PST 88]

So tell me. And I'd be willing to bet you can change a tire. It's pretty easy, even if you haven't done it before, if you have any idea of how to do things with your hands and a general idea of what's to be done.

[BassBehemoth]

No...i'm not putting my money where my mouth is...but enjoy these randoms Michelin tread names..

XZE, XDS, XZE SA, XZA, XZA-1, XZA-2, XZA-3, XT-1, XTY SA, XDY, XZY, XZY-1, XZY-2, XZY-3...for BFG, ST230, ST234 were the most popular..can I stop now?

It's been awhile since I was in the warehouse.

[NZ black metal drumm]

NZ black Metal Drummer's Guide to how to change a tire (for Idiots and those blessed with english skills)

First find the tire you are changing.

Next get out all the tire Changing shit in the boot of your car, Including:

A spare tire (important)
A Jack of some sort (the thing that lifts the car, not the person, although feel free to use a person if he is REALLY strong)
and a Tire Wrench (the thing that turns your wheel nuts)

Step 3:

Loosen all your wheel nuts (this means about a turn or 2 with the Tire Wrench) (if your car has a wheel cover on, take this off first)

Step 4

Jack up your car, making sure you find the Jacking points on said car (these are underneath the car and look like a little sticky-outy bit on the underside of the car and are made of Solid metal) keep Jacking until you have about a cm or so between the tire and the ground

step 5 remove all the wheel nuts, make sure you put them in a safe place. clear of anything that they could fall down (like drains etc.

Step 6: Take Wheel off.

Step 7: Put spare tire on.

step 8: Put all the nuts back on doing them up finger tight.

Step 9 jack your car DOWN.

Step 10: Tighten all the nuts up, if you are unsure if they are tight enough then just stand on the Tire Wrench with one foot, and give them a quarter turn with your foot.

Step 11: put all your shit back in your car and don't run over any sharp objects between whereever you are the tire fixing place, otherwise you are fucked.

Congratulations You can now change a tire!

[PST 88]

Now I'm actually interested in how they're retreaded. You bastard. I'll go look it up, you fetid whoreson's taint, when I've actually got some time for 'me' research. Cunt. Canadian.

Oh, the use of who/whom is generally along the same guidelines as he/him, as they're both subject/object pronouns. If that's not clear enough for you, every English language dictionary in the world explains the difference in greater detail, as do any number of sites you can find by typing some words into google.

[BassBehemoth]

Now I'm actually interested in how they're retreaded. You bastard. I'll go look it up, you fetid whoreson's taint, when I've actually got some time for 'me' research. Cunt. Canadian.

haha. Hey man, I quite for a reason...the last thing I want to do is EXPLAIN the process of my past shitty job! Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

[Bia]

NZ black Metal Drummer's Guide to how to change a tire (for Idiots and those blessed with english skills)

First find the tire you are changing.

Next get out all the tire Changing shit in the boot of your car, Including:

A spare tire (important)
A Jack of some sort (the thing that lifts the car, not the person, although feel free to use a person if he is REALLY strong)
and a Tire Wrench (the thing that turns your wheel nuts)

Step 3:

Loosen all your wheel nuts (this means about a turn or 2 with the Tire Wrench) (if your car has a wheel cover on, take this off first)

Step 4

Jack up your car, making sure you find the Jacking points on said car (these are underneath the car and look like a little sticky-outy bit on the underside of the car and are made of Solid metal) keep Jacking until you have about a cm or so between the tire and the ground

step 5 remove all the wheel nuts, make sure you put them in a safe place. clear of anything that they could fall down (like drains etc.

Step 6: Take Wheel off.

Step 7: Put spare tire on.

step 8: Put all the nuts back on doing them up finger tight.

Step 9 jack your car DOWN.

Step 10: Tighten all the nuts up, if you are unsure if they are tight enough then just stand on the Tire Wrench with one foot, and give them a quarter turn with your foot.

Step 11: put all your shit back in your car and don't run over any sharp objects between whereever you are the tire fixing place, otherwise you are fucked.

Congratulations You can now change a tire!

You didnt mention it's really smart to tighten them in a pattern of every other nut for equal pressure instead of one after the next.


PST...I completely see your point now. To accidentally say "who" when "whom" is required is much diff than the opposite for obvious pretentious reasons.

[PST 88]

I'd learned it as a star pattern, with each subsequent nut being opposite from the previous. It was never stressed on car wheels, but when I worked on the Barkos (http://www.vihn.net/pictures/HeavyAds/prn100132060_1.jpg) it was considered fairly important to tighten according to that pattern.

BB: Don't bring Mary and Joseph into this! This is between me, you, and Jesus. No one else.

[walpurgis]

We've always been told to use the star pattern on things with pressure housings on the boat, as well. But a lot of those things have upwards of 20 bolts on them.

I came up with a couple. People using ridiculous amounts of strings on guitars and basses. For guitars, I'm happy with 6,7, or 12 strings. Basses, 4 or 5. That's it. This came to mind from a combination of watching random guitar videos on here and watching the G3 DVD I have where Vai's playing this 3 necked Ibanez, and even though I really like Vai, it still got kinda irritating. Sure, sometimes it can sound good, and it gives you more of an area to work with, but Jesus fuck I'm getting sick of seeing it.

I also hate power tripping people in the Navy. They're the people that are in for 20 years because they can't do shit else, and were horribly fucked with when they were civilians and now that they're in a position of authority just based on how long they're there, and you can't beat the shit out of them, the make it their duty to fuck with EVERYONE. There's Napoleon Syndrome coming out the ass around here...

[*insert name here*]

Oprah Fucking Whinfrey.

[BassBehemoth]

I also hate power tripping people in the Navy. They're the people that are in for 20 years because they can't do shit else, and were horribly fucked with when they were civilians and now that they're in a position of authority just based on how long they're there, and you can't beat the shit out of them, the make it their duty to fuck with EVERYONE. There's Napoleon Syndrome coming out the ass around here...


I agree..that's why I quit Beavers(pre-scouts) when I was a little kid..all these asshole dads with moustache's yelling at little kids.

[Soulinsane]

I also hate power tripping people in the Navy. They're the people that are in for 20 years because they can't do shit else, and were horribly fucked with when they were civilians and now that they're in a position of authority just based on how long they're there, and you can't beat the shit out of them, the make it their duty to fuck with EVERYONE. There's Napoleon Syndrome coming out the ass around here...

Angery little man syndrome is what I call it lol. I also can't stand these people. They try to make themself feel and look better my making everyone else feel and look worse. They make shit many times more difficult and suck all the enjoyment out of everything. Just complete control freaks.

Lmao, Like BassB said, They all seen to perfer a moustache and like to yell more then needed.

[autumncurve]

...Beavers...

bwhahahahhaahhahahaah :rofl:

[timedragon]

i could have sworn in posted in here...
I hate people who steal others' music and record/claim it.
...who drive way too slow/fast
...who think slipknot is the "heaviest death metal band"
...who abuse animals
...who ignorantly bad mouth metal
...who think every other emo song was "meant/written for them"
...who fry their brain with drugs

[OpethFan]

The stupid fucking homie who thought my Opeth shirt said Oprah :rofl: No shit!

[humancorpse]

hah, change your name to oprahfan!

[OpethFan]

I wish i could :(

I think it would be cool to get a t-shirt printed Oprah in the same font as Opeth, and steal the fancy 'O'

[Transient]

The stupid fucking homie who thought my Opeth shirt said Oprah :rofl: No shit!
oh dude, i get that everytime i wear my hoody

[JacksonGuitars07]

i could have sworn in posted in here...
I hate people who steal others' music and record/claim it.
...who drive way too slow/fast
...who think slipknot is the "heaviest death metal band"
...who abuse animals
...who ignorantly bad mouth metal
...who think every other emo song was "meant/written for them"
...who fry their brain with drugs

I agree with you on all points except the last, which in my opinion is totally up to the person. But yea, emo sucks, so does slipknot, bad drivers, and especially ignorant fucks like the kid who told me today that "Metal is just arrgh arrrgh arggh, ooooh oooh ooh, arrrgh arrrgh arrrh". May I state that the kid is also a huge Emo Fan...I told him he could cut his wrists above a bucket to donate to the school (We are having a blood drive).

[NZ black metal drumm]

You didnt mention it's really smart to tighten them in a pattern of every other nut for equal pressure instead of one after the next.

when you got 4 nuts it doesn't really matter

and anyway the nuts are self-centering so it really doesn't matter what order you do them up in, so long as at the end of the operation they are all tight!!! :p


but I will admit when you got shit loads of nuts and ones that aren't self-centering then its just like Tuning a Snare!!! star Patterns R US!!

[Transient]

people that always compare. comparing a situation to some halfassed analogy, comparing what happened to someone else to something that happened to them, comparing two separate incidents, etc. these people obviously can't handle isolated incidents

[L,B'XXX]

:D :rofl: :angel:

[Transient]

oh! someone who uses langauge from a different country to fit in


an american saying arse or bollocks or mate


just plain stupid


edit

this doesnt go for foreign LANGUAGES because that requires actual thinking

[PST 88]

Yes it does.

[L,B'XXX]

bollox! It's annoying as hell!
Nah, I don't care about that language crap. I've read so much "ou" stuff I have to think how some things are spelled here, but I'm drawing the line on metric shit.

[PST 88]

English and American standardizations of spelling are too recent for one or the other to be 'right,' despite what some of our British friends might think (except in cases such as aluminum/aluminium). I could go on a while about this subject, but the major point is as follows: spelling has nothing to do with the slang, and there is no such thing as a 'right' way to spell a word when two valid competing spellings are offered.

Americans using 'mate' is annoying, but no more than throwing some Danish words into a post for the hell of it. Note how often I write in another language.

[SARS]

Bambi.

[Transient]

English and American standardizations of spelling are too recent for one or the other to be 'right,' despite what some of our British friends might think (except in cases such as aluminum/aluminium). I could go on a while about this subject, but the major point is as follows: spelling has nothing to do with the slang, and there is no such thing as a 'right' way to spell a word when two valid competing spellings are offered.

Americans using 'mate' is annoying, but no more than throwing some Danish words into a post for the hell of it. Note how often I write in another language.
its not for the hell of it, most of the time i post in a different language its just telling someone to get on AIM anyways. or just a small inside joke. far different from trying to be cool by saying arse or mate

which is completely unrelated to ou or o

and LBXXX i was actually thinking about someone else , not you, when saying that. not on this forum

[rabbifoodslicer]

the disney movie jungle book... fucken kid with animals, a bear that would rip your head off...you know what just fuck disney right in the ass






goddamn baloo... :mad:

[NZ black metal drumm]

English and American standardizations of spelling are too recent for one or the other to be 'right,' despite what some of our British friends might think (except in cases such as aluminum/aluminium). I could go on a while about this subject, but the major point is as follows: spelling has nothing to do with the slang, and there is no such thing as a 'right' way to spell a word when two valid competing spellings are offered.

Except it is the ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

NOT america language, Therefore when it comes to matters of the English Language, the English will always be right, and everyone else is wrong.

It is Our Language, and we will godamn spell it how we like!

:mad:

[BassBehemoth]

bwhahahahhaahhahahaah :rofl:


http://www.scouts.ca/beavers.asp?cmPageID=88


I fucking hated that shit...they made us sell apples to fund the damn thing.

[BassBehemoth]

bollox! It's annoying as hell!
Nah, I don't care about that language crap. I've read so much "ou" stuff I have to think how some things are spelled here, but I'm drawing the line on metric shit.


What colour are you painting you house neighbour?


Yah...I hate when American's refer to the ENGLISH LANGAUGE as "AMERICAN"...

As well as...."y'all"

And I hate english speaking mt'ers attempting to speak another langauge...you know who you are. :sickface:

[SARS]

blah.

[edit]
I deleted what I wrote.

[rabbifoodslicer]

or the fact that the entire world has agreed to speak english on this website... :rolleyes: so whos language owns whos!!! (im guessing that is just terrible english and am willing to accept the consequences)

[BassBehemoth]

or the fact that the entire world has agreed to speak english on this website... :rolleyes: so whos language owns whos!!! (im guessing that is just terrible english and am willing to accept the consequences)


sodlraj blakkrajk! :p

[L,B'XXX]

its not for the hell of it, most of the time i post in a different language its just telling someone to get on AIM anyways. or just a small inside joke. far different from trying to be cool by saying arse or mate

which is completely unrelated to ou or o

and LBXXX i was actually thinking about someone else , not you, when saying that. not on this forum

No no, I thought it was amusing that I don't read this thread often, but yours was the last post. I hadn't even read any others and it was so me sometimes I couldn't resist.

I don't get seriously uptight about languages unless it's someone posting one of those aeio ones from gayboy.com. on the forum I mod. Then I get ban happy. A writer that posted poetry had a lot of spelling errors and he finally shared that he's dyslexic. So I may point something out, but it's not malicious.

[timedragon]

I agree with you on all points except the last, which in my opinion is totally up to the person. But yea, emo sucks, so does slipknot, bad drivers, and especially ignorant fucks like the kid who told me today that "Metal is just arrgh arrrgh arggh, ooooh oooh ooh, arrrgh arrrgh arrrh". May I state that the kid is also a huge Emo Fan...I told him he could cut his wrists above a bucket to donate to the school (We are having a blood drive).
I made what i thought was a pretty good point to my mom the other day. I told her that people who thought metal was nothing but screaming and insanity, didnt understand it. The say it "all sounds the same" because they dont understand it. I backed myself up even by saying that i, myself, understand the difference in things from country, rap, to pop. It is not hard to recognize the time periods and differences in 80s or early 90s country, rap or pop. why are people so blind, or deaf rather, to those changes/differences in metal. i showed her. i showed her the significant difference between death metal and black metal. i gave the best comparison i thought possible. i compared Cryptopsy to children of bodom. So i presented her with the song Crown of Horns (Cryptopsy). After that i presented her with Kissing the shadows (Children of Bodom... and a very much favorite song of mine :) ). I asked her "whats the difference?" she said "the guitar". and yes, there are other factors. I guess the whole point here is that people who say all metal is the same, are and can be proven wrong. apologies for so much discussion. ive been writing a lot of essays lately for school, and i get really into them. hence, my typing up this. if any of it doesnt make sense, i am drunk. ive had three or so drinks of whiskey, a drink of rum, and a couple hits off my drummers pipe.

[blizzard_beast]

sodlraj blakkrajk! :p

Hej! Sodlraj blakkrajk iv nikuit tol "k". Kundomen "sodlraj blakrajk". Ej to huijit?

if any of it doesnt make sense, i am drunk. ive had three or so drinks of whiskey, a drink of rum, and a couple hits off my drummers pipe.

Didn't you say some time ago that you quit drinking?

[PST 88]

New Zealand is not England. And, regardless, that's a dumb thing to say. The English deliberately gallicized their own language, making decisions on what to standardize based on French usage. Once you cede authority to the French or to French standards of taste you have no right to claim any kind of authoritative usage. Which is, itself, an idiotic idea when it comes to the English language, a language that's only special in its plasticity when it comes to neologisms and its uncanny ability to chase other languages into dead-end alleys, beat them with trash cans, and steal the words it wants. The English used to know that, but in the past century or so it's been up to foreigners (Polish, Irish, American, Russian) to remind them of the fact.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you used Danish, the official language of AIM, to tell people to get on their messenger accounts. That's definitely not for the hell of it. My apologies.

Who the hell's ever called American English 'American'?

[timedragon]

Didn't you say some time ago that you quit drinking?
i did. couldnt do it i guess. i was able to keep it off for a month some time ago. i do it randomly now. honestly i wish i never did, but somehow i just do. yeah, its my own fault, fuck it.

[BassBehemoth]

Hej! Sodlraj blakkrajk iv nikuit tol "k". Kundomen "sodlraj blakrajk". Ej to huijit?



Ok this shit is freaking me out...I made up that shit I typed.....
*head explodes*


SPEAK ENGLISH!! FUCK!

[SARS]

*head explodes*


SPEAK ENGLISH!! FUCK!


...how did you type the last part of that post?

[BassBehemoth]

Super Glue.

[SARS]

That makes sense.

[NZ black metal drumm]

New Zealand is not England.

yeah but I lived the first 14 years of my existance in Pome-firma

South of Kent Represent mother fuckers!!

[PST 88]

Then you should advertise that instead of 'sheep-fucker.'

[OpethFan]

sheep = good

[NZ black metal drumm]

yeah perhaps I should

but I like the under-dog status that saying I am an NZer gets me,

if I signed on as an English man rather than an NZer you would all tell me to fuck off, but because I sign in as an NZ-er you are all like 'wow someone from New Zealand, Coool! we must be nice to him!!'

hahahahahaha'

:p

[BassBehemoth]

do u no the guy from lord of the ringz?

DEAD ALIVE, BAD TASTE and MEET THE FEEBLES WERE FILMED IN NEW ZEALAND!

[low-tech]

all i seen about New Zealand on tv is those Miori natives with the face/body tattoo art and the "pist, angry and ready to fuck shit up" dance they do before a soccer game

[NZ black metal drumm]

do u no the guy from lord of the ringz?

if you mean Peter Jackson, then not really,

But I DO know the person Who owns Weta Workshops that did all the Special Effects for the films.

all i seen about New Zealand on tv is those Miori natives with the face/body tattoo art and the "pist, angry and ready to fuck shit up" dance they do before a soccer game

You mean:

The MAORI Natives (but they weren't the natives anyway, but thats a different story) and its not just the Natives that do the HAKA (the "pist, angry and ready to fuck shit up" dance) Anyone can do it, and they are famous for soing it before a RUGBY match.

Which Reminds me:

I hate Maoris and their fucking Treaty Claims

In the words of the Great but no longer Graymalkin:

BURN THE TREATY!!! :flame:

[BassBehemoth]

There are "natives" everywhere...the white man no like.

[Transient]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you used Danish, the official language of AIM, to tell people to get on their messenger accounts. That's definitely not for the hell of it. My apologies.

Who the hell's ever called American English 'American'?


i got a chuckle out of that


and i've heard plenty of people call english "american"

[L,B'XXX]

I don't think I ever have or at least it didn't register. I've called it American English and British English when I've talked about a few words to British friends, but that's about it.

I used to watch a lot of fishing shows from NZ and it looked beautiful there. I can't remember for sure, but I think it was peacock bass they'd fish for.

[SARS]

Americans using 'mate' is annoying.

I can't stand it when people call me 'mate' - especially a complete stranger who is just asking for something.

[THEdude]

I Hate Rapeist Stuiped People Self satisified guitar players dumbass raido djs and asshole prudes undefined

[far_beyond_sane]

I Hate Stuiped People

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this has to go in someone's signature.

I've missed you.

:love:

[newHELLonEARTH]

Oh man.. :rofl:

[SARS]

.....waits for fbs.

[edit]

This Dude...dude can't be serious, can he?

[newHELLonEARTH]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this has to go in someone's signature.

I've missed you.

:love:
he's one step ahead of you, SARS

EDIT: Ok, this guy is a retard. I thought he was foreign, and that was the reason of his hilarious spelling, but no, he's American, wich makes it even funnyer :rofl:

[SARS]

he's one step ahead of you, SARS

EDIT: Ok, this guy is a retard. I thought he was foreign, and that was the reason of his hilarious spelling, but no, he's American, wich makes it even funnyer :rofl:

funnier* ;)

And I realised when I posted.

[blizzard_beast]

Ok this shit is freaking me out...I made up that shit I typed.....
*head explodes*


Really? How the hell do you know how to say "soldering iron" in Flemish?

[BassBehemoth]

Really? How the hell do you know how to say "soldering iron" in Flemish?

Flemish? HUH?? WHAT?? Je ne comparde pa!

[newHELLonEARTH]

funnier* ;)

And I realised when I posted.
hah.. well I wasn't as bad as this guy

[rabbifoodslicer]

how about the diff between color and colour ...or demon and deamon??? who spells it which way??

[johnmansley]

In Britain we spell it "colour".

[Zertonshfits]

People who state the fucking bloody obvious because they think you dont know what your doing.

For my example, I give you this sheer broken condom mistake of a person:
Today in art class, i was flattening some clay today to finish off my clay toucan* (like off the Froot Loops box, I dont know how it's spelled), I was making it extremly flat because I was using it for the feathers, and if they where at all thick, I wouldn't be able to get them out of the surrounding clay from which I cut them out of. This girl sitting in front of me (who's friend needs the rolling pin I'm using, even though there is another one sitting on the other side of the table) decides to give me the utmost important information:

"It's flat."

I FUCKING KNOW ITS FLAT!!! IF IT WAS FLAT ENOUGH FOR WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO, I WOULD STOP, BUT IT'S NOT SO GO MIND YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS FOR THE EXTRA MINUTE IM FUCKING WORKING!!!

I also can't fucking stand people who overly use netspeak. Actually, who use it at all. I can understand no capitalization, wrong puncuation, shit like that, but when its down right N34-$p33X0rzzz, you sir, have crossed the line.

And if you think its bad on the forums, MSN, AIM and such, you should hear it in REAL FUCKING LIFE!!!! The same fuckwad who felt like pointing out that the clay I was FLATTENING was FLAT expresses the fact that she's OBVIOUSLY joking about something by openly stating this:
"Jay-Kay. Teehee!" ('jk', as in joking in netspeak)
Holy fucking shit. The sheer stupidity of this person. Unbeleivable. Do you realize that this moron just said a shortened version of a word that is the same length of the word she is trying to shorten?!?!??!?

But most of all, the people I wish were extinguished from the planet, exterminated, out right DESTROYED IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE are people who are vulgar and overly rude/violent just to look cool. This is most common in the gangster rapper comunity around here. I was walking to my friends house one day, minding my own buisness, listening to Cryptopsy I believe, and I walk past two g-unit kids, in full 'pimping' mode. I dont say anything at all, just walking straight, not even looking at them, and the fatter one of the 2 snarls out "Sup, fucking cunt!" in the most vulgar way possible. Now, this might be possible to say if you were talking to a close friend like, "Sup, you fucking cunt?! I havent seen you in ages! How've you been?" This is not acceptable when just trying to look tougher than I am, which he obviously is not, if he is trying so fucking hard to boost his self confidence.

I bid you good fucking day.

[L,B'XXX]

In Britain we spell it "colour".

With a name like Bobbi I've had it spelled so many ways it doesn't bug me. Bobi, Boobi, Bobbye, Bobbie, Bobbe, and once I was paged as Robert in high school. I didn't go though.

Zertonimo, didn't you have one of those double ended ceramic tools with the sharp arrowhead on one end and the curved blade on the other that you could have subtly poked them with? :) Or have them hold out their hand on the table and whack it with the rolling pin.

[rabbifoodslicer]

hah my name is bob too (well not bobbi) and my "friends" have resorted to calling me boob, and that just spawns off into so many possibilities, tits, breasts, gahongas, you name it, thats what they call me, oh and by the way they can rot in the pits of hell ;)

[Ten Ton Alien]

most stand-up comedians.

people who use the race card.

racists.

hooligans.

people that feel the need to tell you their whole lives just because you're sitting next to them on a train.

[autumncurve]

parents that can't control their children in public fucking annoys me. it's even worse if your in a confined space...like a train...

[Zertonshfits]

parents that can't control their children in public fucking annoys me. it's even worse if your in a confined space...like a train...
Shit like that makes me wanna boot the kid out a window or something.

Ten Ton Alien- Stand up comedians? All of them?

[autumncurve]

some stand up's fuck me off, especially one's like Jimmy Carr and that guy from the office. Bill Bailey forever! :beer:

[SARS]

Anyone involved in the British Justice System, more so - those invloved with cases in which a child has been killed due to a, most probably drunk, non-licensed, non-insured etc, car driver. Most of the time the driver gets 6 months.

[BassBehemoth]

In Britain we spell it "colour".


As does Canada...*bows to Britainia"

Fuck you guys, we are our own people now!! I have no UK ties whatsoever...I promise..... :p

[L,B'XXX]

I heard you have a life-sized picture of the Queen in a bikini on the back of your bathroom door.

[SARS]

I heard you have a life-sized picture of the Queen in a bikini on the back of your bathroom door.


I heard it was a blow up doll.

[sqol]

Anyone involved in the British Justice System, more so - those invloved with cases in which a child has been killed due to a, most probably drunk, non-licensed, non-insured etc, car driver. Most of the time the driver gets 6 months.

Or when a kid of 12 gets banned for 4 years..... what is the point?

[BassBehemoth]

I heard you have a life-sized picture of the Queen in a bikini on the back of your bathroom door.


Nah...I thought we were going to stop using that nickname for you!

[autumncurve]

Or when a kid of 12 gets banned for 4 years..... what is the point?

that FUCKING annoys me; a guy i knew totalled his dad's car and got banned for 3 years, his ban ran out 4 days before his 17th birthday...i hated that guy

[Ten Ton Alien]

Ten Ton Alien- Stand up comedians? All of them?

not all, but the vast majority of those i've seen performing.

i like comedy sustained by other stuff such as news (The Daily Show), interviews (Talk Shows) or segments (Chappelle Show).

having a guy standing there telling us how much his life sucks is boring. i have co-workers that do that.

there are some who did it well, though (the late Richard Pryor and Jerry Seinfeld come to mind).

[low-tech]

more bus related ones


when a person is too fat so when they walk betwwen the seats they have to waddle sideways, i witnessed this today going to work

also conspiracy theorists, some guy remarks on how he has seen "too many unmarked cargo vans in the neighborhood, and one van in particular, the driver obviously couldnt drive stick, hearing the gears all jam up inside, thats when i knew somptin was up, naw'mean?". yeah, you know, they are probably rental moving vans, i had rented one about 6 months ago, they all dont have logos and shit. this also falls under.....people who bum a cigarette off of you and feel obligated to start a conversation.....i dont mind giving one out most of the time.....an uncomfortable conversation with someone who thinks the thought police are after him is more of the offense,naw'mean?

[autumncurve]

...when a person is too fat so when they walk betwwen the seats they have to waddle sideways, i witnessed this today going to work...


and if your on the inside seat you get ass in your face :sickface:

[Ten Ton Alien]

people who bum a cigarette off of you and feel obligated to start a conversation

even worse is when you go to the bathroom to take a piss and some guy stands besides you and says "what up?".

dude, i'm taking a piss, leave me alone.

and even worse than that is when you're inside a cubicle taking a shit and some guy goes to the bathroom, listens to you pulling down the brick and throws gems like "a big one, eh?" or "puuuuuuuuuuuuuull!".

what the fuck?

[low-tech]

and if your on the inside seat you get ass in your face :sickface:

or if that person sits next to you and you get fat bodied into the window, or if your are in the 3 seater and there are 2 fat people on either side, you get cushioned within whale blubber

morbidly obese, homeless people.bus number 20, providence rhode island......monster human extravaganza............BE THERE,BE THERE,BE THERE!!!!!

[bunny]

well i've always spelt, deamon erm deamon! :rofl: but to get back on topic i hate those fecks who shout in the street proclaiming the word of god at me, telling me how great jesus is, fair enough everyone has a right to believe what they want, no problem with that, just don't force your beliefs on me...

... have had many great "discussions" with "bible bashers", what seems to scare them the most is that i know the bible better than they do! :rofl:

laters,

bunny xxx

[Transient]

fat people that consume energy drinks and snacks in the middle of class in the morning

[OpethFan]

Fat people.

[Zertonshfits]

Fucking huge bastards that say "Im not fat!! Im pudgy!"

[OpethFan]

Fucking huge bastards that say "Im not fat!! Im pudgy!"

Or fat cunts who have a major attitude problem, as if they are always thinking 'you all think your so foocking better than me, its because im fat, im fat, and shit'

Theres a chick on my course like that, just a big chuck of depressing cunt.

[Transient]

oh thats too easy



fat people that find other fat people to agree with them about how hard it is to eat healthily

people who talk all the time about working out but never actually do

oh, this will annoy some , but here's something that really bugs me. there are a lot of retarded kids at my school that are just beyond functionality. why should it be illegal to have this 'people' killed at birth or better yet pre-emptively aborted if possible? where's the quality of life for someone who is too retarded to accomplish anything and would die on their own if someone didn't watch out for them?

if you're going to get pissed about that, consider that i went from the pity standpoint and not the "why the hell are we funding schools to help these retards" standpoint

[Six_Feet_Under_420]

I hate people who can't handle traffic and start doing stupid stuff and drive extremely slowly because they don't know how to handle

[timedragon]

oh thats too easy



fat people that find other fat people to agree with them about how hard it is to eat healthily

people who talk all the time about working out but never actually do

oh, this will annoy some , but here's something that really bugs me. there are a lot of retarded kids at my school that are just beyond functionality. why should it be illegal to have this 'people' killed at birth or better yet pre-emptively aborted if possible? where's the quality of life for someone who is too retarded to accomplish anything and would die on their own if someone didn't watch out for them?

if you're going to get pissed about that, consider that i went from the pity standpoint and not the "why the hell are we funding schools to help these retards" standpoint
i agree that it should be legal to kill them at birth or before. there IS no life for them, and i have no fucking idea why they even attend school. and no one can say "waht if it was yer kid, whould you killz it then?" the answer is yes, because i believe in abortion, obviously.

[Zertonshfits]

In some cases i agree. I suport the death penalty and abortion, but to actually kill someone because they have a disability is a little extreme. If they have NO FUNCTIONALITY AT ALL then yes I agree, but if they are unable to walk properly, or are missing an arm, then I believe that they should continue on in their life. Because there is a difference in being unfortunate and being a waste of society, in my opinion anyway.

[timedragon]

yes Zert', this is what i meant, only i was being more general. a missing limb or similar birth defect is NOT what i meant. i am talking about the girl in a wheelchair, who cant even look up, and has drool spillnig from her distorted face, yet is still attending highschool untill she is 21. i am referring to an actual girl from my highschool. those are the ones who serve absolutely no purpose on this earth.