What if?

[se7engates3613]

Start a string of Mindfuck what if's.

What if you were in a coma for years and reality is different from what you think is reality. Like if you were in a coma since you were 2 and youre mind had to exist in a world based on your own concepts and ideals.

Or what if you have always been in a coma and concepts such as self and existence are radically different from "reality"

[atifman]

wow, you sure started a bunch of threads, devin.

[slayme_returns]

what a mind blowing topic this is.




go drink drano.

[PST 88]

I was wondering, what if your aunt had balls?

Oh, shit, she'd be your uncle!

[metal=life]

what if....uhh......damn, cant think of anything:mad:

[walpurgis]

What if people got together and posted a bunch of totally pointless things, and then other people even posted about not knowing what to say...

The possibilities are endless...

[mrweijia]

what if vodka really made hair grow on your chest?? would that explain why yetis live in russia??

[mrweijia]

what if someone closed this thread, would the author go hide and cry in a corner?

[powersofterror]

what if peeing in a toilet was secular...

[Rockabilly]

what if squirels were'nt cool?
What if horses were?
What if thread wasn't fucking stupid?

WHAT IF......

[memnoch]

Originally posted by se7engates3613
Start a string of Mindfuck what if's.

What if you were in a coma for years and reality is different from what you think is reality. Like if you were in a coma since you were 2 and youre mind had to exist in a world based on your own concepts and ideals.

Or what if you have always been in a coma and concepts such as self and existence are radically different from "reality"

What if half your life has been a dream and you wake up to find that you've slept in an extra few hours when you were 5?

[uuuuhhhhhhh]

what if i touch myself

[powersofterror]

what if being gay was actually being more straight
than being straight

[memnoch]

Originally posted by powersofterror
what if being gay was actually being more straight
than being straight

That doesn't make sense. Stop talking.

[metal=life]

what if jenna jameson, sky lopez, and nikki tyler came to my house and sucked my penis.......................err wait!! what if these 2 smiley faces-----> :love: we're gay, they both look like guys...i wouldnt be in love w/ a bald yellow chick

[metal=life]

and what if powersofterror got breast fed from a goat til the age of 13...that might explain y he think being gay is straight?:p :drunk:

[OpethRules]

What if Led Zeppelin reunited with the original lineup? The possibilities! Of course u would have to raise the dead....details, details.

[morbid_death]

what if (actualy..when considering the moon moves an inch and a half away from the earth each year) the moon completly falls out of earths orbit falling to keep earth on its constant and steady axis consequently ice caps exceeding the equator?

[uuuuhhhhhhh]

what if one second was etirnity and etirnity was one second

[morbid_death]

then my clock would be wrong.

[OpethRules]

Originally posted by morbid_death
then my clock would be wrong.

What if ur clock was right?

[memnoch]

The time would be as it is.

[powersofterror]

Originally posted by metal=life
and what if powersofterror got breast fed from a goat til the age of 13...that might explain y he think being gay is straight?:p :drunk:

what if metal=life was a puss-squeezing, regurgitated penis
fuck, cunt face with goat milk spewed all over it.

[metal=life]

how can i be a penis and a cunt??? :rolleyes:

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by metal=life
how can i be a penis and a cunt??? :rolleyes:

The question is....what if you Were! a penis AND a cunt...

Something to ponder...

[morbid_death]

wat if the penis was on the cunt?

[mrweijia]

what if he had a cunt and he was fuckin some guy and hes cock came off and got stuck?

[morbid_death]

no...sorry....

it was funny for awhile..but you took it tooo far. nup, i'm sorry.,..you ruined it. :rolleyes:


heh :cool:

[mrweijia]

what if the guy he fucked was you?? hm??? think about tha. what if yor dic was stuck inside metal=lifes cunt??huh?? what would you do???:D

[morbid_death]

well, i was shocked at first, then i realised my cock is firmly in my pants so i guess i have nothing to worry about ;)

[mrweijia]

are you sure it's yours? maybe it did get stuck and you had to steal someone elses, and mines right here so no, you didnt steal mine.

[morbid_death]

no no, i've had this one since birth

[metal=life]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! ITS SICK AS SHIT!!!!!!!! Y THINK ABOUT OTHER DUDE'S DICKS??? U ALL WILL BE SPELLBOUND!! BY THE DEVIL....(thats the song im listenin too):D

[powersofterror]

ahh, you're just mad that morbid angel's dick is in your cunt
j/k:rolleyes: ;) :love: :sleeping: :drunk: :birthday: :beer: :angel: :eek:

[memnoch]

"What If" you all shut the fuck up about penises??:angry:

[morbid_death]

then thered be no toilet humor

[atifman]

this thread sucks

[uuuuhhhhhhh]

what if you record your self masterbating at 8 yrs old. and watch it when your 18...is that kiddie porn?

[OpethRules]

Originally posted by uuuuhhhhhhh
what if you record your self masterbating at 8 yrs old. and watch it when your 18...is that kiddie porn?

What if I called u a sick fuck.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by uuuuhhhhhhh
what if you record your self masterbating at 8 yrs old. and watch it when your 18...is that kiddie porn?

I don't recall masterbating at 8 years old.

[OpethRules]

Originally posted by memnoch


I don't recall masterbating at 8 years old.

lmfao, exactly why I called him a suck fuck.

[morbid_death]

i dont think that is possible...that is quite sick though.


ok, here is one.



What if there were no hypothetical situations?

[uuuuhhhhhhh]

what if you go back in time and fuck your self up the ass? is that being gay or masterbating....




im a sick fuck......

[Tattered]

What if weed was good for you..??...oh no wait IT IS!..


:p :p :p

[powersofterror]

what if uuuuhhhhhhh was so sick that he went back in time to fuck
cavemen.....you sick bastard sick fuck;)

[walpurgis]

What if some drunken moderating bastard closed this thread? :)

HAHA

[memnoch]

I would hail him.

[atifman]

me too

[metal=life]

will a people stop bitchin? damn! each person has posted at least two statements saying they hate this thread....just close the goddamn thread already:)

[powersofterror]

this got old on like the second or third post

[walpurgis]

Thread's closed. Start the hailing :)