Cool-ass answering machine mescages.

[atifman]

this was inpired by power soft error's post about growling in the thread "i am new". 'cause i've growled after the beep in an answering machine mescage.

i also said, "i bite asses" this other time.

both those times i did not leave my name and number.


so how about you? can you remember a cool-ass answering machine message that you gave/received?

[far_beyond_sane]

"Name. Number. Ring Back. Fuck you."

[Darkenelf]

I hate answering machines,

those things never say something back, why did they call it an answering machine anyway.

I should more believe, for something like, speak-in-tha-fuck-damn-phone-machine.

[uuuuhhhhhhh]

hello.....hey.....sup..............................................................im not here.......BEEP!

i auctiually know some guy that has that and he dosent know that i talk to him when hes not there....its so fucking confusing

[Trendkill_420]

hello...?
Hold on one sec.....
(Sounds of walking away)
(Sounds of walking back)
"Actually, i'm not home right now, so leave a number and i'll get back to ya".

^a friend^

[powersofterror]

go fuck youself, its powers of terror!:rolleyes:


hello, you've reached bob and judie. we cant come to the phone right now
because we're doing something we really enjoy. judie likes to do it up and down, and i like to do it left to right,,,,real>>>slowly. so leave a message and when
we're done brushing our teeth we'll get bat to you.





a is for academics,
b is for beer,
one of those reasons,
is why we're not here

[slayme_returns]

I used to have Seasons In the Abyss on my machine, I let the whole song play on the recording and didnt say a word. I didnt get many messages.

[powersofterror]

i wouldn't have left you one, personally, i never leave messages,
everyone i know has caller i.d. and they call back within hours.

[slayme_returns]

the point was, i didnt want messages. why did i have a machine then, you ask? haha, because i'm a fuckin retard.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
I used to have Seasons In the Abyss on my machine, I let the whole song play on the recording and didnt say a word. I didnt get many messages.

Haha that's genious.

I probably would have left tons of messages on your machine just listening to the damn song.

[bigglen]

I don't use answering machine myself but I've heard a cool Cradle of Filth answering machine mesage that can be downloaded, it's heaps mad!

[Snyper]

on my friends answering machine he has like a whole conversation like "hello...oh hey sup..... thats good man, i'm just chillin.... yo u should have seen what happened today...." and so on, i was so pissed when i found that it was his answering machine :mad:
and george from seinfelds answering machine was good
:beer:

[atifman]

Originally posted by Snyper
on my friends answering machine he has like a whole conversation like "hello...oh hey sup..... thats good man, i'm just chillin.... yo u should have seen what happened today...." and so on, i was so pissed when i found that it was his answering machine :mad:
and george from seinfelds answering machine was good
:beer:

"where could i BEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

my cousin once left a burp as an answering machine message.


oh and i was referring to the message after the beep....not before....but oh well.

[powersofterror]

:D

[morbid_death]

anyone heard soul of the saviors answering machine message? hehe, i like that one. it has the band playing in the background and he sings (growls)

"This is Tony's phone, Tony is not home, so leave a message after the tone *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR*"


that made me laugh, because it was funny...

[AngelOfDeath]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
I used to have Seasons In the Abyss on my machine, I let the whole song play on the recording and didnt say a word. I didnt get many messages.

dude I had that! you stole my idea!!! lol :p :flame: eeeeeeeevilll!
I never get any messages anyway because nobody phones me, or maybe it's because I still have that song as the message? I dunno heh