RTT #7...Cthulhu Dawn is a Crotchrobber!

[walpurgis]

Blah!

[slayme_returns]

atif, my sister thinks you're a strange guy.

[walpurgis]

Well, my brother thinks he's a spy...

Hehe, I was the first one to say "fuck" in this thread :)

[atifman]

well then, fuck her. :)

but seriously though, really?

[atifman]

aw man, wally.......you didn't put a colon after the 7 in "RTT #7"
now that's gonna bother for me weeks to come, 'cause i'm so anal about everything, sometimes.

maybe i'll ask sane to fix it. :idea:

[walpurgis]

Quit your brown-boy-bickering, Qwami, or I'll kill your camel :)

[slayme_returns]

sorry atif, that was my feeble attempt at getting something else in your sig.





but you are a strange guy.

[walpurgis]

Hehe, it's so easy...atif lets everyone in, just like my mom :)

[atifman]

whaa?

[slayme_returns]

I love people that can poke fun at their own mom.

[atifman]

dang, now i gotta say something half-smart about slayme in my sig.........hmm..what to say

[atifman]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
I love people that can poke fun at their own mom.


i say to everybody that my mom reminds me of a cow. but i still love and respect her though.

[atifman]

so do you love me now, slayme? :love:

[slayme_returns]

always atif....always.

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Aww Guys i feel so loved :love:

hahaha

[Katham]

Chutlu, you've got too long signature...:homer:

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

YEah i wont add to it anymore, i love it, especially my hammer smash brigade!

And itn has the funniest quotes i've ever heard!

[Katham]

You mean Sane's? :D

BTW, what the fuck is a pinnoy?

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Pinnoy!?
where the fuck do you see that matey? :)

And everything in my signature is funny, thats why i added it :D

[Katham]

I don't know where did I see it, but it was interesting, so I memorized it.

[Katham]

I've found an Exploit virus on my C:\...

Fuck that.

[memnoch]

My first post in this thread.......horray.....

First shift on overnights wasn't bad.......the downside to it is there's no more hot co-workers to drool over.




Man i'm hungry.......any suggestions on what i could make? I think nachos.....maybe little pizzas.....something easy.....

[MetalPoldi]

Hoooray... I quited my job.
Sorry, guys, but in three weeks i´m not a pig-driller anymore.

BTW my new pigs suck. 2 of the 3 don´t eat my apples.:angry: It´ll be hard to drill them. (@ Atif: don´t misunderstand this.;) )

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by memnoch
Man i'm hungry.......any suggestions on what i could make? I think nachos.....maybe little pizzas.....something easy.....

PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[memnoch]

Originally posted by walpurgis


PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface:

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually i just warmed up leftovers from last night. It was pretty good, except for the parts which the microwave didn't heat.:mad:

[walpurgis]

God damn it memnoch! You're gonna eat a god damn peanut butter and fucking jelly sandwich if I have to jam it up your smelly goat ass!

[memnoch]

It'll be kind of hard for me to eat it if your force feed me that way.:eek:

[walpurgis]

Well, I'll make two, lol

[atifman]

Originally posted by MetalPoldi
Hoooray... I quited my job.
Sorry, guys, but in three weeks i´m not a pig-driller anymore.

BTW my new pigs suck. 2 of the 3 don´t eat my apples.:angry: It´ll be hard to drill them. (@ Atif: don´t misunderstand this.;) )

LOL

well dang, i guess in 3 weeks i gotta change my sig then

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by MetalPoldi
Hoooray... I quited my job.
Sorry, guys, but in three weeks i´m not a pig-driller anymore.

BTW my new pigs suck. 2 of the 3 don´t eat my apples.:angry: It´ll be hard to drill them. (@ Atif: don´t misunderstand this.;) )

MAD GERMAN PIG DRILLER! :):):)

[metalgraingirl]

Originally posted by memnoch



:sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface:

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



DUDE!!!!:eek: how can you NOT like peanutbutter and jelly???:confused: that's just not right:p

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

All sounds very homoerotic to me!

:angel:

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane


MAD GERMAN PIG DRILLER! :):):)
haHA

I'm not German...errr, I mean I don't fuck pigs. I am german, but dont fuck pigs.t there we go :)\

Getting drunker ;)

[far_beyond_sane]

Who ever said YOU were a mad German pig driller, kraut-features? You're a fancy-nancy-pants Hooray Henry Hello Sailor boy-says-helllllllllo type :p

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Hey dude, do you walk around with big strap on dildos shouting "buch dick"?

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
Who ever said YOU were a mad German pig driller, kraut-features? You're a fancy-nancy-pants Hooray Henry Hello Sailor boy-says-helllllllllo type :p

No dude, I' german, and then I don't fuck pigsk, you know how that is..but I don't have nanvyhcy pants, w hat ard nanncy bapnpts? FUc i can't typel. Fuc youl jjames man, you're the best dude! :)

[slayme_returns]

Fuc Youl!!!!!!!!!!!

[walpurgis]

I lvoe you guys man!

[Katham]

Damn, I envy you!!!

[Katham]

Well... I like food...

[Katham]

Assück is so damn overrated!

[atifman]

yeah, he sücks Ass.

[Head_split_Open]

shut up

[memnoch]

Wally rules!!

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Yay! :smash:

[Katham]

Originally posted by atifman
yeah, he sücks Ass.

Hehehe!

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by memnoch
Wally rules!!

Where'd that come from?

[Katham]

I bet from 'Long Live John Lennon!!! oh...shit...err...'.
:)

[walpurgis]

Hehe, it's cruel, but I like it.

[Katham]

Me too...

But first I get it in another way...

Like 'Long live Janet Jackson! oh... oops... fuck...'

[walpurgis]

Dude, she's still alive. That makes sense...

[Katham]

I see...

Hey, you're approaching 2222. :F

[walpurgis]

Yes I am, by about -5 :)

[Katham]

Yes, but when I posted, you was 2221 :)

[walpurgis]

I figured that, but what's the significance of 2222?

And did you really think that Janet Jackson was dead?

[Katham]

Dunno... It looks cool...

Like 666...
Or 777...

Or 1111...

Bah... I know. I'm stupid.

[Katham]

Reposting my idea...

Long live [a mega-commercial star's name, who is in the music business, and hardly could been called a metal musician]! ooops...fuck...eheh

[Katham]

Was checkin 'Who's Online', and...
WTF is this?

Guest | Moderating Duties

Interesting... I thought anonimity works different...

[walpurgis]

Right...

You're not stupid per se....maybe a loony though :D

[Katham]

I'm not a loony... :p
I just can't speak english, and I can't express myself in words...

I rather use these fuckers: :) :( :o :p ;) :D :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :homer: :love: :kaioken: :smash: :sleeping: etc...

:D

[Katham]

About that guy - he replies now to drums suck...

Hehe... That topic was closed by me...

[walpurgis]

Actually you're not too bad at English. There were actually a lot of Puerto Ricans at MY SCHOOL IN OHIO that couldn't speak English hardly at all.

[Katham]

Well, that lightens me... :)

BTW, are they brown?

[walpurgis]

*nods* That they are...I don't know if they're as brown as our Token Darkie, but they're not white. Not dark enough to be confused with black, but its' easy to tell the difference, because black people speak English (if you can call it that) and don't get pissed off if you talk about them owning a Chihuahua :)

Hehe, being an ignorant white person is so much fun!

[Katham]

Yeah, especially if your roots are from Germany...

Mine from Austria, BTW... My grandfather's father was Austrian, and their family moved here, when he was about 3 or 4.

[walpurgis]

Yep, last name's Heil, I can't be much more German, lol :)

You're Austrian eh? That's cool, I thought you were full-blooded Rwandanian

[Katham]

No, we emigrated there, because my sister had a Doubleyellotriangle Rockers t-shirt, and they thought we were all jews... :D

Will Heil??? Sound interesting...

[walpurgis]

Such a sad story, it's happened far too many times :bawling:

Will? My first name's Robert dude, where the hell did Will come from?

[walpurgis]

Damn, that mangrabber memnoch has an assload more posts than I do now :(

[Katham]

Hmmm... I thought Robert = Will

Oh well... Dunno, I heared that from somewhere...

I also thought Bob = Bill, but later on you told Bob = Robert...

:homer: Ummm... Sorry if I was confusing

[walpurgis]

Nope, Robert usually goes with Bob or Rob.

William can be Will or Bill or Billy or something like that.

[Katham]

So do I... :( :bawling:

[Katham]

I see... :D

[Katham]

One sentence posts rule! :D

[walpurgis]

Hey, wanna go to Canada with me? lol

[Katham]

But the Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds. does surely suck...

[Katham]

Good idea! :D

Canada has cheap videos, cds, and more gigs than hungary :D.

[walpurgis]

Hehe, I still remember way back when we'd get in trouble for talking so much. Good thing there's the RTT again now huh? :)

[Katham]

Yes, exacly! :D

How are you nowadays?

[walpurgis]

Oh, if I can keep myself busy, then usually relatively happy. When I can't do that I get in kinda bad shape sometimes.

What about yourself?

[Katham]

Nothing special...

Two of my bands was under disbanding...

I saved one, but about the other... Who will know... The frontman quit, but we are missing that project... That was our only black metal band...

[Katham]

Hey, we're already b/sed within 2 pages...:beer:

[walpurgis]

Hehe, you're damn right, and we'll continue to clutter this thread with our nonsense!

How many bands you still have now?

I'm not in any, kinda miss it...might actually try to work out something when I get on the ship in the navy, just gotta decide if I want to bring a bass or a guitar, cuz I wouldn't be able to switch for a long time :)

[Katham]

Six...

IPX and DJI/MCI disbanded around march.

[Katham]

You will go to the navy?
They'll cut your hair! (As I remember it was long, wasn't it?)
Anyways, if you're, you'll have cool mates, and you'll get drunk in every second night. :)

[walpurgis]

Hehe, yep, and best thing is, on the test, I scored better than 93% of people that take it, so I'm going to be working with Nukes and stuff :)

Hehe, be afraid, be very afraid.

Yeah, my hair's long on the top, but I shaved the sides and keep it back in a pony tail, I won't mind losing it.

[Katham]

Ok... Hehe :D

[walpurgis]

Cutting off the circulation to your head gives you a really cool rush :)

[Katham]

I get a blinding headache if I do that... :(

I do like this - I relax, and take deep breath for 3-4 minutes, then I start to breath harsh, and do some fatiguing stuff... It's really cool, everything blanks out, and your whole body gets numb for 3-4 seconds.

[Katham]

I want to reach 1900 today... :D

[walpurgis]

Haha, five minutes of work, for 4 seconds of numbness :)

[Katham]

No, I mean relax, lay down somewhere, where it's confortable, close your eyes, etc. etc. etc.

Then stand up, and start running around really fast or something like that.

Can be dangerous, because sometimes I dropped to the ground when I did this.

[walpurgis]

Hehe, I'll do that sometime :)

[Katham]

That's cool. :D

BTW, I noticed that, that you never use an avatar...

[walpurgis]

Never found anything I liked enough, and I can't make em myself, so I just didn't bother with it.

[Katham]

I see... I checked mine... It does suck... Gonna change it back to my older one..

[walpurgis]

That works, I don't remember your old one though.

[Katham]

Damn! I don't find it...

[Katham]

It was cartoon picture of me, when I'm drumming...

[walpurgis]

That sucks dude..

Man, this Lenny Kravitz song on VH1 is depressing.

[Katham]

What's in it?

I never saw it + I don't have VH1...

[Katham]

HAHAHA!!!

New avatar!

I kinda like it! :D

[walpurgis]

Hehe, nice avatar :)

It's the song that's depressing, I don't know what it's called though.

[Katham]

I still don't know which one are you talking about... Oh wel... ...

[walpurgis]

Something in the chorus is about "Wonder if I'll ever see you again" or somethin like that...

[Katham]

Oh, I see now...
Dunno... Those songs just don't touch me...

Rather Godflesh... Their newest album has lyrics, what truly fits into my actual feelings.

[walpurgis]

No, you'r enot catching my point. It was depressing because the song sucked goat balls...

I've never heard Godflesh, but I've never heard most of what you listen to.

[Katham]

I see...

You can download some songs on www.godflesh.com :D

[walpurgis]

Do they sound like anything I might be familiar with?

[Katham]

I think no...
They are unique :D

Alright, they are similiar with some newer slow Napalm Death.
They also similiar with Slint.
They also similiar with Neurosis.

But only a little bit.

[Katham]

It looks like life's started here. :D

[walpurgis]

Frightening, isn't it?



Hmm, I dunno, I'll give it a shot sometime soon, and tell ya if I like them.

[Katham]

OK :D

[atifman]

Classic Quote from Drunk Wally
"dude, i just bureped, and my fucknkgin nose i s burning!!!!!!!!! ahh"

[atifman]

Another Classic Quote from Drunk Wally
"lol, dude, the Rock's kinda sexy....hehe, whoops!"

[walpurgis]

Hey! I never said that!

....:drunk:

[atifman]

yes you did! and i can prove it too.

[walpurgis]

Hah, I know I did dude...

[atifman]

Yet Another Classic Quote from Drunk Wally
"you know what a funny ass word is? SPANKWAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololollololololol"

[metalgraingirl]

Originally posted by walpurgis
Something in the chorus is about "Wonder if I'll ever see you again" or somethin like that...

are you talking about that lenny kravitz song?

"all of my life, where have you been
wonder if i'll ever see you again"

[memnoch]

Originally posted by walpurgis
Damn, that mangrabber memnoch has an assload more posts than I do now :(

Damn right you slut.

When i started off here you were a good 600 or so posts ahead of me too.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by metalgraingirl


are you talking about that lenny kravitz song?

"all of my life, where have you been
wonder if i'll ever see you again"

That's a good song.....Lenny rules!

[slayme_returns]

Originally posted by memnoch



When i started off here you were a good 600 or so posts ahead of me too.


thats 'cause wally is a slacker

[atifman]

Originally posted by memnoch


That's a good song.....Lenny rules!

nah, that song's no good.
the other song was better:

"once you dig in, you'll find comin' out the the other side
once you dig in, you'll find you'll have yourself a good time"

[memnoch]

Originally posted by atifman


nah, that song's no good.
the other song was better:

"once you dig in, you'll find comin' out the the other side
once you dig in, you'll find you'll have yourself a good time"

That one's good....but i can relate to some of the lyrics in Lenny's other song, so i prefer it.

[atifman]

wow, memnoch likes Lenny Kravitz? i didn't even know it! :confused:

there's so much i don't know about you memnoch. like what's this i hear about a morning bran muffin? :)

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by memnoch


Damn right you slut.

When i started off here you were a good 600 or so posts ahead of me too.

Yeah, but I hit a bad time for a while, couple months actually, and hardly posted at all...that's why I don't have much anymore.

By the way, you're right, that other Kravitz song is good.

[mrweijia]

no way, lenny is a jimi hendrix wannabe living in a world full of pop music. its horrible.

[mrweijia]

no way, lenny is a jimi hendrix wannabe living in a world full of pop music. its horrible.
he'd be so much better if he did soemhting original

[mrweijia]

what the hell?? why'd my post show up twice??

[walpurgis]

Dunno dude, go to Edit and delete one if you want it gone.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by atifman
wow, memnoch likes Lenny Kravitz? i didn't even know it! :confused:

there's so much i don't know about you memnoch. like what's this i hear about a morning bran muffin? :)

Ask away my brown friend, if you must know.

And the bran muffin thing only helps my body run it's natural course.

[memnoch]

My fucking work sucks hairy ass wally balls.

About 2 months ago i gave them a void check so i can have direct deposit......everyone else that was hired the same day i was has direct deposit now, but of course...the friendly neighbourhood devil's direct deposit isn't set up yet.

No, that's not what pissed me off......this is what: I'm on night shift now.....yesterday (last night) when i went to work, a note was posted to tell everyone to pick up their pay stubs. But low and behold, the fucking banker woman isn't working at 9pm.....they only work earlier when i'm not there. So i fucking work 9pm-6am, go to sleep afterwards, then i have to get the fuck back up in the early afternoon in order to go back to work just to pick up my pay stub from one of the fat bitches there (hopefully they'll be working when i go), then drive another 20 minutes away to my bank, deposit the fucking cheque (which should be deposited automatically by my stupid shit ass workplace), drive home, have supper, hopefully get 20 minutes to relax....then it's back to work again for another 9 hour shift. Fucking fuck ass fucks piss me the fucking fuck off. FUCK!:mad:

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

damn dude....:(

[Katham]

Yeah, Lenny makes plain music...

[atifman]

Originally posted by memnoch
then i have to get the fuck back up in the early afternoon in order to go back to work just to pick up my pay stub from one of the fat bitches there (hopefully they'll be working when i go), then drive another 20 minutes away to my bank, deposit the fucking cheque (which should be deposited automatically by my stupid shit ass workplace), drive home, have supper, hopefully get 20 minutes to relax....then it's back to work again for another 9 hour shift. Fucking fuck ass fucks piss me the fucking fuck off. FUCK!:mad:

how many hours do you sleep?

[Katham]

III HAAATEEE FLIEEEES!!!!!:kaioken: :angry: :mad: :angry: :kaioken:

[Katham]

Bill Laswell cannot make drone music.

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by memnoch
My fucking work sucks hairy ass wally balls.

About 2 months ago i gave them a void check so i can have direct deposit......everyone else that was hired the same day i was has direct deposit now, but of course...the friendly neighbourhood devil's direct deposit isn't set up yet.

No, that's not what pissed me off......this is what: I'm on night shift now.....yesterday (last night) when i went to work, a note was posted to tell everyone to pick up their pay stubs. But low and behold, the fucking banker woman isn't working at 9pm.....they only work earlier when i'm not there. So i fucking work 9pm-6am, go to sleep afterwards, then i have to get the fuck back up in the early afternoon in order to go back to work just to pick up my pay stub from one of the fat bitches there (hopefully they'll be working when i go), then drive another 20 minutes away to my bank, deposit the fucking cheque (which should be deposited automatically by my stupid shit ass workplace), drive home, have supper, hopefully get 20 minutes to relax....then it's back to work again for another 9 hour shift. Fucking fuck ass fucks piss me the fucking fuck off. FUCK!:mad:

Wally balls? What the hell's that supposed to mean? :(

You should kill some things dude, it would really help ya.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by atifman


how many hours do you sleep?

Today i think it was 7 hours.

[atifman]

dang, that sucks
what happened to the jobs before that, that you had?

[memnoch]

You mean the ones i quit?

It's simple, i quit.:D

One thing turned out good today.......when i arrived at work 5 minutes before the bank closed, i got my pay stub....so the direct deposit actually went through this time. If it hadn't, i would have missed cashing the cheque, making me get up tomorrow to rush to the bank again. So that went well.

But something else came up to fuck me even more. I painted some appartments for someone this summer, and he owes me and my friend about 800-900$......he was supposed to get the money by the end of July, so i called him today (August 1st) and he still doesn't have the money. I need this money bad.....next week i'm going on a trip to visit someone and i need smoe cash, my paycheck probably won't cover it all.

[atifman]

today my mom wanted me to find and fetch her glasses for her. i couldn't find them. so i just brought 2 glasses (the ones you drink out of) into the room with the stupidest look on my face, you know, the one where i look like what i think doing is right. she said, "ok thanks.....hey those aren't them!". turns out that her glasses were right under the thing she was trying to read.

my mom's kinda slow sometimes. :D

[slayme_returns]

Dethroned Emperor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[metalgraingirl]

:angry: SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN:angry:

[atifman]

:angry: READ A BOOK AND DO CHORES :angry:

[Katham]

:angry: UMMM... HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!! :angry:

[walpurgis]

:angry: EAT SHIT AND DIE :angry:

who are we talking to?

[walpurgis]

God damn motherfucking fuck.

It's too god damn hot and I'm god damn tired but can't sleep because its' the middle of the god damn day.

God damn it.

Walpurgis :)

[far_beyond_sane]

It's a good kick in the balls you all need.

[walpurgis]

Yeah, probably...

[memnoch]

I just woke up.......but i'm still fucking tired.

[MetalPoldi]

:kaioken: I fucking hate "small talk".
Tghat´s the most stupied thing omn earth!!!!

I meat a whole bunch of assholes that were my classamembers. You don´t want anything to know about them. But they talk the shit out of your hat with nonsens that doesn´t interest you!!!! You just want to have a nice time and drink some beer with your realk friensds. And then they come:

person A:" Hey, how are you?"
me:"good." (that merans: the conversation is over, so piss off!!!)
person A:" what do you do? I´m going to be a banker!!!"
me:"Nice, i quitted my job and i will study" (everything´s said, so bye.)
But it will go on and on andon.

It´s just a fucking waste of time. I could have drink m,ore beer than now. But so i have to drink at home in front of my PC, althozgh i´m drunk enough.


SO, chhers to you guys. i just have to conversate with you, when i want to. That´s great. Now, i´m going to be melancholic. So bye. :beer:

[slayme_returns]

Originally posted by MetalPoldi
:kaioken: I fucking hate "small talk".
Tghat´s the most stupied thing omn earth!!!!

I meat a whole bunch of assholes that were my classamembers. You don´t want anything to know about them. But they talk the shit out of your hat with nonsens that doesn´t interest you!!!! You just want to have a nice time and drink some beer with your realk friensds. And then they come:

person A:" Hey, how are you?"
me:"good." (that merans: the conversation is over, so piss off!!!)
person A:" what do you do? I´m going to be a banker!!!"
me:"Nice, i quitted my job and i will study" (everything´s said, so bye.)
But it will go on and on andon.

It´s just a fucking waste of time. I could have drink m,ore beer than now. But so i have to drink at home in front of my PC, althozgh i´m drunk enough.


SO, chhers to you guys. i just have to conversate with you, when i want to. That´s great. Now, i´m going to be melancholic. So bye. :beer:





I'm left speechless.

[atifman]

well whenever someone says something to you that you don't wanna respond to, like a telemarketer calling on the phone, all you have to say is 3 words: "shut up, ho". you'll know if it works if the other person says, "....excuse me??" and then you just stay silent (and if you're on the phone, you hang up). but this only works with guys though.

[slayme_returns]

telemarketers = time murderers

[memnoch]

I was a telemarketer for a week once.

[atifman]

memnoch the telemarketer: "YOUU SWIITCH LOOONG DISTANCE NOW?!?!?!? MOOOOSSSST SSSAAAVINGS EVEER!!!!!"

the other dude on the phone: "what??"

memnoch the telemarketer: "YOOUU CUNT!! AAAHA!?!?!?!? immolation rules! " *hangs up*

[memnoch]

w0000000000!

:beer:

[MetalPoldi]

Originally posted by atifman
memnoch the telemarketer: "YOUU SWIITCH LOOONG DISTANCE NOW?!?!?!? MOOOOSSSST SSSAAAVINGS EVEER!!!!!"

the other dude on the phone: "what??"

memnoch the telemarketer: "YOOUU CUNT!! AAAHA!?!?!?!? immolation rules! " *hangs up*



LOL!!!!


I love Cameron Diaz!!!! :love: :love:
Her smile is just:WOOOOOooooooooo!!!:love:

[Snyper]

... i got no idea what this is about
pls dont hurt me...
:beer:

[Katham]

:flame: :angry:

Huhuhuhuhuhuh...



Candiru+weed makes me feel funny.

[atifman]

Hannibal Smith: "I love it when a plan comes together"

[memnoch]

I feel nothing........nothing.

[walpurgis]

I feel really fucking weird.....I feel like I'm staring for a long time at everything, like my feet are spinning, and I can't concentrate or focus my dilated eyes.

8 cans of beer and a full bottle of liquid medicine...

[atifman]

wow. you should write a song about that


man if you thought that Dream Theater's current vocalist had a bad voice, check out the singer on their first album "When Dream and Day Unite". he totally sounds like a Geddy Lee wannabe.

[walpurgis]

Actually I'm listening to Dream Theater right now, just needs more getting used to.

I can't write a song about it...

[atifman]

i wish i could go to see satriani and DT but the day of the concert is like my first day of college

[walpurgis]

Heh, I'd tell school to go fuck itself.

[atifman]

how dude

[Snyper]

umm, is someone gonna tell me the purpose of this?
what the hell is RTT?
yup, i'm a stupid newB
:beer:

[atifman]

RTT means "Reply To This". it's just a place where you can talk about any random thing that comes to your head or that wouldn't start a real good topic in Chit-chat.

if you want, i can tell you the profound history of RTT: how,when, and where it started.

[Snyper]

Originally posted by atifman
RTT means "Reply To This". it's just a place where you can talk about any random thing that comes to your head or that wouldn't start a real good topic in Chit-chat.

if you want, i can tell you the profound history of RTT: how,when, and where it started.
ahh, i see, so a spam thread
so something like this would be good here:
my cats breathe smells like cat food
:beer:

[atifman]

hmm...i don't know if you could spam or advertise here.....but maybe it would be a little more tolerable.

[Katham]

Where's Cagz?
And CFH666?

[Katham]

You can spam here, but you'll be considered as a spammer cunt, and your message might get deleted. :p :D :D :D

[Nemo]

Originally posted by Snyper
umm, is someone gonna tell me the purpose of this?
what the hell is RTT?
yup, i'm a stupid newB
:beer:

Thanx for asking, I have been wondering about that for some time now, but I was to shy to ask:D

[MetalPoldi]

Originally posted by Katham
You can spam here, but you'll be considered as a spammer cunt, and your message might get deleted. :p :D :D :D

*looks three pages back*
Then you are a spammer cunt.;)

[Katham]

I'm proud of it.


I could spam for a multinational corporation...

Hehe :vampire:

[Katham]

WTF???!?!?!?!?

Delete79 likes John Zorn!!!

He rules!

[far_beyond_sane]

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RADGE ARSE-BACKWARDS USELESS FORNICATING FILTH-RIDDEN POX INFECTED ILLITERATE PEASANT STOCK HATS FULL OF ASSHOLES!

Just trying to make you feel at home.

Hi.

[Katham]

Hehe...

[atifman]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
FORNICATING

nope

[metalgraingirl]

I LOVE PORN!!!!

[atifman]

you're one in a million, metalgraingirl

[walpurgis]

My "friend" who now means little to me, I guess he's just an acquaintance that comes over to my house all the time, is over here with a couple of my parents' friends, one being 19, the other 21, while my parents are in their 40s, and they're all upstairs smoking pot and watching TV in my parents' room. I really hope they set the house on fire....stupid irresponsible worthless motherfuckers...

I know none of you care, but I have nowhere to vent.
Fuck you all.

[Snyper]

Originally posted by Katham
You can spam here, but you'll be considered as a spammer cunt, and your message might get deleted. :p :D :D :D
oh no, i wouldnt want that :D
:beer:

[atifman]

Originally posted by walpurgis
My "friend" who now means little to me, I guess he's just an acquaintance that comes over to my house all the time, is over here with a couple of my parents' friends, one being 19, the other 21, while my parents are in their 40s, and they're all upstairs smoking pot and watching TV in my parents' room. I really hope they set the house on fire....stupid irresponsible worthless motherfuckers...

I know none of you care, but I have nowhere to vent.
Fuck you all.

and you don't wanna join them?:stoned:

[walpurgis]

I'd rather call the fucking cops on them than join them.

[metalgraingirl]

Originally posted by walpurgis
My "friend" who now means little to me, I guess he's just an acquaintance that comes over to my house all the time, is over here with a couple of my parents' friends, one being 19, the other 21, while my parents are in their 40s, and they're all upstairs smoking pot and watching TV in my parents' room. I really hope they set the house on fire....stupid irresponsible worthless motherfuckers...

I know none of you care, but I have nowhere to vent.
Fuck you all.

your parents are smoking pot? with kids your age???
:confused: that's just wrong dude!!:smash:

[Nemo]

Originally posted by walpurgis
My "friend" who now means little to me, I guess he's just an acquaintance that comes over to my house all the time, is over here with a couple of my parents' friends, one being 19, the other 21, while my parents are in their 40s, and they're all upstairs smoking pot and watching TV in my parents' room. I really hope they set the house on fire....stupid irresponsible worthless motherfuckers...

I know none of you care, but I have nowhere to vent.
Fuck you all.

Take the biggets newspaper you can find, run into the room and start hitting them on the head with it, that's what people do with dogs, and then explain to them why you did it. Slam the door as hard as you can and walk away.

[MetalPoldi]

Originally posted by walpurgis
My "friend" who now means little to me, I guess he's just an acquaintance that comes over to my house all the time, is over here with a couple of my parents' friends, one being 19, the other 21, while my parents are in their 40s, and they're all upstairs smoking pot and watching TV in my parents' room. I really hope they set the house on fire....stupid irresponsible worthless motherfuckers...

I know none of you care, but I have nowhere to vent.
Fuck you all.

What a family!!!
Didn´t your mother bought liters of alcohol for you. I think i memorized it.

[walpurgis]

Yeah, they smoke with my friends and stuff...fucked up, ain't it?

And yes, my parents buy me alcohol a lot.

[metalgraingirl]

me and my ex used to smoke pot with his mom......i always thought that was quite strange!

[slayme_returns]

i used to shoot heroin with my ex and do her mom too.

[walpurgis]

That'd be nice...

[MetalPoldi]

That´ll be my last day of work.
Start at 1:00 PM and finish at 4:00 PM. And i will just eat cake.:D

[atifman]

oh no, now i gotta update my signature

[Tattered]

quick answer plz




What does Rtt stand for?

[atifman]

look back like 30 posts and you'll find out

[Tattered]

ohh man, why cant u just tell me, i thought u forum deamons were supposed to be helpful.

[walpurgis]

I just told ya in the thread you started about it.

[Tattered]

yeah i just made that after i put that cos atifman was bein a bitch

cheers wal :beer:

[walpurgis]

No problem man :beer:

Hehe, you just have to wait for the right mod sometimes :)

Don't be a memnoch, atif!!!!! :p :)

[slayme_returns]

Someone say memnoch?





The internet sucks and so do all of you. There is NO band but Immolation, any topics involving other bands will be immediately deleted by me. So, fuck you and have a nice day,

memnoch's temporary replacement:
slayme

[walpurgis]

Another Friday night home alone...

[slayme_returns]

same here man, was gonna go to a movie but got stuck here somehow.





fuck.

[slayme_returns]

Fuck man, this memnoch gig is gettin hard.

[walpurgis]

What the hell is that all about?

[slayme_returns]

what is what all about? the pic?

[walpurgis]

Yeah dude...

[slayme_returns]

Its the first thing I'd say to either of them.


don't believe I've ever voiced my opinion on Ozzy being a puppet and a fraud yet, have I? another time maybe, i don't feel like getting flamed by all the useless fuckheads that lurk on this board.

[walpurgis]

Ahh...um...ok.

[slayme_returns]

come on wally, don't give me the um ok bit.




you drinkin tonight dude? if so hook me up, i'm poor.:angry:

[slayme_returns]

gotta run, be back in a few.

[walpurgis]

Nope, no alcohol for me tonight actually. Slowin down. Got a gallon of water sittin next to me though if you're that thirsty :)

See ya in a few bro.

[slayme_returns]

Shit man, a few minutes turned into a few hours. Sorry bro.

[walpurgis]

Don't worry about it man, it happens.

[atifman]

i done changed my signature now 'cause MetalPoldi quit drilling pigs.
hmm......do you think i should change back to my old signature minus the MetalPoldi part?
actually i don't really care.

[atifman]

Originally posted by walpurgis
Don't be a memnoch, atif!!!!! :p :)


MMOOOOOOOSSST GAAAARRBAAAAGE EVEEER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
;)

[memnoch]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
Someone say memnoch?





The internet sucks and so do all of you. There is NO band but Immolation, any topics involving other bands will be immediately deleted by me. So, fuck you and have a nice day,

memnoch's temporary replacement:
slayme

I just have something so say about this.....

Slayme rules!!!

[memnoch]

Originally posted by atifman



MMOOOOOOOSSST GAAAARRBAAAAGE EVEEER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
;)

WWWWWWWW000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSST BEEEEEEESSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!

[atifman]

yay

[memnoch]

Oh yeah......by the way, i'm back everyone.:beer:

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
I like people who are always in either a good mood or a totally psychotic mood.

You must hate me...

[metalgraingirl]

where'd ya go?

[memnoch]

I went to visit someone for about 5 days.

[metalgraingirl]

oohhhh, cool

[walpurgis]

Sweet! Memnoch's back!

(and I'm actually not being sarcastic)

I missed ya man, in a totally hetero way :p

:beer:

[memnoch]

Originally posted by walpurgis
Sweet! Memnoch's back!

(and I'm actually not being sarcastic)

I missed ya man, in a totally hetero way :p

:beer:

Awwww....i missed the forums.....but i missed you most of all wally.:love: (hetero...of course)

[walpurgis]

You're the fuckin man memnoch!

Gotta update my signature for ya!!!

[walpurgis]

Done and done :)

[memnoch]

:) :bawling: :o

Oh wally.......that's so touching.....that alone almost outranks all the happiness i felt this passed week.......almost.....:bawling:

[walpurgis]

After the traditional "fuck you" I'm mostly partial to the Surfer Nazi thing, because it's actually true :)

[atifman]

today it was a good day - ice cube

[atifman]

i like money

[memnoch]

Money's good.

Speaking of money....my friends at work and i have been discussing this subject for the past few days.....it revolves around money.


Alright......would anyone here be with and fuck an old lady (say 70 years old) in order to get about 88 million dollars out of it??

[PST 88]

Hell, I'd do it for free. Senior citizens're hot. Male or female.

But definitely for $88 million.

[powersofterror]

that's gross.
just think of all that nasty wrinkly skin falling off
you can even see through it and stare at her blood flow
ewwwwww!
but for 88$million.......:o

[atifman]

...not for all the tahini in riyadh.......

[memnoch]

The who in the where?

[atifman]

tahini is a sesame seed paste enjoyed by middle-eastern folk (like me). usually it's white and creamy, and mixed with water into a sauce with a milk-like consistency, and served with most middle-eastern dishes. it has a slighty nutty flavor similar to peanut butter.
and riyadh is the capital of saudi arabia. i just wanted to mention a name of a middle-eastern place.

[memnoch]

Oh.......i like ketchup.:homer:

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Originally posted by atifman
tahini

that shit is badass, i love it!!!!

[metalgraingirl]

ketchup is the best stuff EVAA!!!!

[Def]

yeah ketchup is bad-ass! :D

[atifman]

ever had green or purple ketchup? it sucks. it like.....tastes weaker. but red ketchup is cool. i hate those Heinz commercials though:kaioken: Sometimes i just wish reach through the tv and strangle the hell out of the guy with that dumbass voice. yard!:mad:


and mustard is good too.

[memnoch]

I think the Green ketchup tastes the same....just looks different.

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

In america i hadd the green purple, teal and pink tomato ketchup, the only wierd one was the green, it made me thi9nk of unripe tomatoes

[powersofterror]

yes, mustard is also good.

DOWN WITH MAYO!!