Double your dating

[timedragon]

i really cant remember how i found this stuff, but i did and it actually helped!!! its just some really good information on how to talk to/get with wemon. read, and try for yourself. im not sure if you automatically get emails once you enter on that first page, but TRUST ME, the emails are the best part. they are "success stories" of guys who try these "techniques" and it is great. Ive even experimented myself, and it has changed everything! i wouldnt share this if i didnt find it surprisingly helpful. so read, and maybe youll get the results so many others, apparently, have.http://www.doubleyourdating.com/google/

haha, i feel like a fucking spamming piece of shit, but trust me, im just trying to share something i feel lucky to have found. good luck!

[powersofterror]

Psh...I don't need help:rolleyes:.....

[Zionist]

How gay.

[guitar_demon]

haha, i feel like a fucking spamming piece of shit,
+1 fag :sleeping:

[timedragon]

How gay.
What?! you dont know what your missing. I now know by experiece that this shit helps. and in fact, its quite the opposite of "gay" if its helping men get attractive wemon.

[Zionist]

I don't need help from the internet for women, I'll just rely on myself.

[timedragon]

+1 fag :sleeping:
what the fuck is wrong with you assholes. i posted this to help some of you. i thought you might find it useful. fuck you dickheads.

[L,B'XXX]

Psh...I don't need help:rolleyes:.....

Me either. :) Seriously, a guy my mom introduced me to today looked at me, took my hand, and asked if I was married! I did look damn fine though since I'd just gotten out of CHURCH, and was kind of dressed up hair down, and a little makeup I told him I am married and today was my first anniversary. He told mom he was hoping to be her favorite son-in-law. I told him next time maybe. Then i told him who I'm married to and he didn't believe it. He's known my husband a long time.

Hey, I'm just gorgeous all the way around. I can't help it!

[Zionist]

Just because you need help getting women doesn't mean we do.

[timedragon]

Just because you need help getting women doesn't mean we do.
how can you be such a dick about this, you dont have to "need help" to use some good information. its fucking good advice, and no matter how "good" you are at getting wemon, it just helps.

[L,B'XXX]

what the fuck is wrong with you assholes. i posted this to help some of you. i thought you might find it useful. fuck you dickheads.

Not to be dissing you or anyone else specifically, but mostly just the male population. You guys can land girls just fine, but it's the stuff afterwards that really needs mega work sometimes. Most guys don't have a clue!!! That's what you need volumes about.

[BeastOfCarrion]

haha, i feel like a fucking spamming piece of shit, but trust me, im just trying to share something i feel lucky to have found. good luck!
Maybe that is because you are! :idea:

[Zionist]

how can you be such a dick about this, you dont have to "need help" to use some good information. its fucking good advice, and no matter how "good" you are at getting wemon, it just helps.
I am naturally a dick. ;)

[L,B'XXX]

Confidence, charisma, compassion, empathy, humility, and humor are all triggers to getting noticed.

[timedragon]

Not to be dissing you or anyone else specifically, but mostly just the male population. You guys can land girls just fine, but it's the stuff afterwards that really needs mega work sometimes. Most guys don't have a clue!!! That's what you need volumes about.
oh yeah, i have a friend who hasnt had a date in 2 years, i shared some of this stuff with him and he is now talking to a decent girl who i find attractive.

[timedragon]

Maybe that is because you are! :idea:
and fuck you too. so sharing a band around here isnt spamming, but sharing a little advice is?

[L,B'XXX]

Talking to an attractive girl he met on the internet? I'm not down on net relationships, but I'm real curious as to what transpired.

And what you said is the initial thing. What's going on 6 months later? 2 years later?

[BeastOfCarrion]

and fuck you too. so sharing a band around here isnt spamming, but sharing a little advice is?
Yes, you should realise by now that this place is full of eletist, hypicritical cunts.

[Zionist]

A little bit of marijuana is all I need to get an attractive woman, believe it or not.

[timedragon]

Talking to an attractive girl he met on the internet? I'm not down on net relationships, but I'm real curious as to what transpired.

And what you said is the initial thing. What's going on 6 months later? 2 years later?
WHAT?! he met her at a grocery store. "double your dating" is a book/dvd that gives you typical situations men confront with wemon. it tells you what you should avoid doing as to not scare them away. as confident as most of you guys are, you are probably doing plenty of wrong things, thus turning some of the girls youd like to get to know away.

[BeastOfCarrion]

A little bit of marijuana is all I need to get an attractive woman, believe it or not.
Rufies all the way!

Or a shovel.

Oh, and timedragon, I am fairly certain that refreing to women as wemon is not particuarly apreciated. Im sure that somewhere in your advice thing is something saying "remember important shit like names". Well, correctly remembering the gender is a good step in the right direction.

[Zionist]

Rufies all the way!

Or a shovel.
What are "rufies"?

[timedragon]

Talking to an attractive girl he met on the internet? I'm not down on net relationships, but I'm real curious as to what transpired.

And what you said is the initial thing. What's going on 6 months later? 2 years later?
it explains that in the book/emails. see, the initial conversation is a lot more important than many people realize. that is when a girl sizes you up and decides wether or not she likes your personality. if you start of wrong and she doesnt like you from the beginning, your chances are very slim. she wont have time to like you if you make a bad impression in the beggining. this is not bullshit. like i said, i have witnessed, first hand, what many men are doing wrong.

[ZURG]

A little bit of marijuana is all I need to get an attractive woman, believe it or not.
It's true, it works! Try it for yourself, but don't do it if your a first time user. :p

[L,B'XXX]

WHAT?! he met her at a grocery store. "double your dating" is a book/dvd that gives you typical situations men confront with wemon. it tells you what you should avoid doing as to not scare them away. as confident as most of you guys are, you are probably doing plenty of wrong things, thus turning some of the girls youd like to get to know away.

That's why I questioned you. I wasn't sure of the where's or how's? I suppose some guys do need some pointers. A lot of ladies do to.

[BeastOfCarrion]

What are "rufies"?
Date rape drugs.

[L,B'XXX]

it explains that in the book/emails. see, the initial conversation is a lot more important than many people realize. that is when a girl sizes you up and decides wether or not she likes your personality. if you start of wrong and she doesnt like you from the beginning, your chances are very slim. she wont have time to like you if you make a bad impression in the beggining. this is not bullshit. like i said, i have witnessed, first hand, what many men are doing wrong.

It's like that in job interviews and business deals, too. But does that not go back to some of the very things I said?

[timedragon]

That's why I questioned you. I wasn't sure of the where's or how's? I suppose some guys do need some pointers. A lot of ladies do to.
yes, they do. and i cant believe this shit i have got from trying to HELP! its rediculous. well, outside of all these bullshit comments ive recieved, i still hope someone swallows their pride and actually finds this information useful.

[L,B'XXX]

Oh, you know how these guys are. They like to belittle and antagonize. There'll probably 40 of them scoping it out from a hidden or guest mode. ;) then they'll go to the mall, hang out at the food court, and try it out.

[guitar_demon]

. There'll probably 40 of them scoping it out from a hidden or guest mode. ;) .
why would they have to do that? its on a different site and MT cant see what theyre looking on beyond its own server

[L,B'XXX]

I learn something new everyday. No, I was just thinking that if they were on this particular thread for a lengthy amount of time and there are spies that like to pay attention to how long people are on a particular thread whether they're posting or not --like the boob thread!--so that's what I was thinking of.

[guitar_demon]

ah, damn some people really dont have fucking lives huh

[L,B'XXX]

I just went to your profile and it said you were looking at this thread. ;)

[guitar_demon]

well i gotta come in here to post now dont i :idea:

[timedragon]

well i gotta come in here to post now dont i :idea:
well, im signing off now. but like i said, all of you swallow your fucking pride and learn something. it doesnt hurt to try new things. especially if you havnt had a date in months. or the last pretty girl you talked to wasnt into you. she very well could have been if you hadnt given her a bad first impression. if any of you should actually benefit from all of this, you neednt share it here, for the sake of your ego anyway.

[McCalister999]

I get chicks all the time, I have it down to an art. My main strategy is driving by preschools when they're on recess and start handing out candy. You'd be suprised at how many hot chicks will get in my car!
;)

[davie_gravy]

Hey timedragon,


I'm not fucked up about it, I'm interested in reading this information. I went through the site, but didn't find the information. Trying to 'download the trial' wanted credit card information. Do you have double your dating information saved on your comp? Be willing to post it?

[kin]

TIMEDRAGON


MITHOTYN >>>>> WOMEN

[walpurgis]

"Hey sweetie, I'll put the gun down when you get in the back of that van right there." My favorite pickup line...

Anyway, I guess someone should thank you for attempting to help those who can't get women for shit. I haven't had problems, and I'm not looking anymore, but I think just finding your own groove is the best thing to do, as opposed to using a bunch of methods from others. Perhaps those who are despised for who they are shouldn't procreate...

[OpethFan]

Where do I get one of these 'womens'? :confused:

[Dahmers Fridge]

I find Rohypnol works, either that or get a job in a mortuary, there's not much difference apart from body temperature!

[newHELLonEARTH]

dating advice is lame. i'm listening to depraved.

[L,B'XXX]

I get chicks all the time, I have it down to an art. My main strategy is driving by preschools when they're on recess and start handing out candy. You'd be suprised at how many hot chicks will get in my car!
;)


wally? Are you posting under 2 names? That sure sounds like something my kid would say. lol

wally, you've got twinkly eyes like your mom so you have an advantage. nh' you have cool hair. There's fascination in some visuals that don't mean flashing wemons. heehee

Why isn't it spelled like that when it sounds like that??

[fatdanny]

The problem with dating advice is that it generally relies on you pretending to be someone you're not. Yes, it might get you a shag, which is fine if that's all you're looking for, but I doubt these 'techniques' will result in lasting relationships.
I have always been more interested in women who can see through that kind of thing anyway.

On the other hand, it could get your foot in the door.

I know a guy who uses all these techniques. All sorts of chat up lines, body language, he even memorizes (or at least claims to) the more popular womens perfumes, so he can initiate a conversation by correctly guessing a girl's perfume. If you ask me, he's painfully insecure about himself. He gets laid now and then (which he proudly broadcasts to anyone who may or may not care). I've never seen him with the same girl for more than one night.

I have never bothered with any of these magical ways of getting women to go for me, and I am now in a long term relationship.

Just depends what you're looking for really, a quick fuck or a girlfriend.

[brainsforbreakfast]

i read some of the samples on the site. It does seem to make sense. It's more some pointers how to read certain signs coming on to you, etc.
It's more an look into the psychology of dating than an guide, if you will.

even tough i don't need advice a.t.m, thanks annyway timedragon. I don't think you deserved so much flak for posting the link.
But next time, make your post a little less spammy aye? ;)

[sqol]

Talking to an attractive girl he met on the internet? I'm not down on net relationships, but I'm real curious as to what transpired.

And what you said is the initial thing. What's going on 6 months later? 2 years later?

I had a relationship that started on the net, she lived in Bristol, on the otherside of the country... lasted for nearly 2 years.

Yea, you wanted to know that :p

[timedragon]

Hey timedragon,


I'm not fucked up about it, I'm interested in reading this information. I went through the site, but didn't find the information. Trying to 'download the trial' wanted credit card information. Do you have double your dating information saved on your comp? Be willing to post it?
http://www.robrob8.com/dating-seduction/david-deangelo_secret-files.htm

sorry that first link wasnt too helpful. this link has a part at the bottom of the page that you can sign up for the newsletter on, which are the emails i was talking about. they are very informative emails. and they arnt like annoying spam at all. that page also has a little info itself.


TIMEDRAGON


MITHOTYN >>>>> WOMEN
:p :D
i read some of the samples on the site. It does seem to make sense. It's more some pointers how to read certain signs coming on to you, etc.
It's more an look into the psychology of dating than an guide, if you will.

even tough i don't need advice a.t.m, thanks annyway timedragon. I don't think you deserved so much flak for posting the link.
But next time, make your post a little less spammy aye? ;)
yeah, it was a bit spammy :o

but i did overreact to the comments, im not sure why. i was a little buzzed and a little angry at the time, i guess. my poor mom catches horrible anger from me :( . anyway, your description of these dating tips is right.

So anyone else here who is interested, go to the link above and get on the newsletter. you get a couple of emails a week, and thats it. its pretty cool actually.

[L,B'XXX]

Aww, try to be more civil with your mom. I know how the anger issue goes. I had my own when I was young and it took me a long time to friends with her really. Same thing with others in my family, but now they're deceased and I have some regrets about the way I was sometimes. Hopefully some you'll outgrow, but if you have a mom who loves you that's what matters. I knew that, but it was really hard to show it because of all the fighting I did with her.

[PincheMayate]

Dating tips has got to be the silliest thing ive ever heard. Weve had women for how long? Getting them in the sack is no hard task, all you do is have one sit next to you at your house when nobody is home and then BUST out your wang. The results are glorious. :cool:

[walpurgis]

Aww, try to be more civil with your mom. I know how the anger issue goes. I had my own when I was young and it took me a long time to friends with her really. Same thing with others in my family, but now they're deceased and I have some regrets about the way I was sometimes. Hopefully some you'll outgrow, but if you have a mom who loves you that's what matters. I knew that, but it was really hard to show it because of all the fighting I did with her.


I still fight with my mom sometimes...I"LL KICK YOUR ASS, WOMAN!!! :flame: :smash: :uzi: :eek: :bawling: :smash: :uzi: :vampire:

[L,B'XXX]

:flame: :sleeping: :idea: :sleeping: :idea: :confused: :idea: :uzi: :uzi: :guitar: Ooo a lighthouse :beer: You're a big pain in my butt, ya snot nosed little wimp. That's okay. I like your brother better. :finger:

[powersofterror]

I had a relationship that started on the net, she lived in Bristol, on the otherside of the country... lasted for nearly 2 years.

Yea, you wanted to know that :p
Ha, I had sex with an internet friend. Before the day we met face to face, we only knew each other from myspace.:p


Once, I forgot who, I growled the lyrics to "fucked with a Knife" to some chick. She had no idea what I was saying!!!:lhdevil: :rofl:

[Bia]

.... its just some really good information on how to talk to/get with wemon.
Those are simple Jedi mind tricks that only work on simpletons.
Wait! Those are the type of chicks guys like hooking up with.....nevermind.

;)

[L,B'XXX]

My GOOD son is engaged to a girl he met on the net at one of his gaming sites quite a few years ago. They've known each other in person for a couple years and she's great. She's just as ornery as him and they're so cute together. They seem perfect for each other.

[walpurgis]

No I'm not.

[timedragon]

Those are simple Jedi mind tricks that only work on simpletons.
Wait! Those are the type of chicks guys like hooking up with.....nevermind.

;)
not really. they are ways to initiate conversations and help with the confidence most guys dont have. maybe with some girls you dont have to be confident and funny when you first meet, but you dont know till its too late.

[OpethFan]

Step one - Buy a guitar

Step two - Practise, resulting in getting good

Step three - Get poon



Now that is fucking foolproof help that someone can actually use. :beer:

[brainsforbreakfast]

if annybody is intrested, i found the pdf file somewhere

[NZ black metal drumm]

I looked at the website and decided: Man this looks like Bull shit, but if it has worked for you great!

good luck in meeting more women in the future,

but I don't need this!

[PincheMayate]

Yeah, the dating advice is simply put there for people that never got poon. I suppose that site is giving you the same advice that our forefathers and others have used for years. How you give a chick a bad impression is beyond me, that proves even more that you probably were never playing it smart. In fact, my current girlfriend, i hardly had to make an impression, i just saw her and BAM, busted out my wang and you know the rest. :eek:

[brainsforbreakfast]

i just saw her and BAM, busted out my wang and you know the rest. :eek:

she gave you herpes? :eek:

[powersofterror]

I was told by someone that's they're amazed I don't have sex with a different girl everyday, because I'm good at guitar and vocals.


....Jesus, last night I was able to sing along with the chorus to Run to the Hills without falsetto.:eek:

[The Execrator]

Once, I forgot who, I growled the lyrics to "fucked with a Knife" to some chick. She had no idea what I was saying!!!:lhdevil: :rofl:
Hahah

[Def]

hah, seriously anyone who is hopeless enough to buy this is pretty pathetic...

face it, just be yourself and see what happens, for fuck's sake, it allways works for me. This is just a fucking scam to buy some books full of stuff you allready know. Maybe you don't control every single thing to be the perfect chick magnet, however that's not the point. Be yourself, only then you'll know if she'll really appreciate you for yourself and not some figure out of a book that you're trying to display. Smart girls see right through that anyway!

This kinda shit pissed me off, that guy is making serious money out of ugly mofo's who can't get laid, it's that simple. There is no such thing as beeing 'bad with woman' you're just beeing your fucking self. sure, it may just takes ages before you meet someone you'll spend the rest of your life with, but that's all part of the deal.

I feel like Dr. Phil now. :rolleyes:

[L,B'XXX]

Well, I know if I went by the advice or actions that my friends subscribed to back in school I would have gone threw guys like socks instead of sticking to my own principals and following my own drummer. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and its just a fact that some people need a little reassurance in the relationship department.
I told someone tonight that has a webcam I saw him on for the first time that his photos didn't do him justice. I told him he must be a dork because he's not that bad looking . I can talk to him like that though. We have an understanding. lol

[far_beyond_sane]

Wrote something about this once.

There's nothing like confidence. So you got 'a system'? Faux-self confidence. You'll blow into a conversation like Katrina because you'll think Captain Happy Slappy's Fuckability Techniques will be the shortcut to some poor sappy woman's cooch. Confidence is the absolute be-and-end all of meeting people.

I've read many similar things (I have the internet, I get bored) - how to succeed, make people like you, love you or sexually pillage you - and can't remember any advice that was worth a pinch of horseshit. I've never heard of this though. Be curious to read it.

[Bia]

Step one - Buy a guitar

Step two - Practise, resulting in getting good

Step three - Get poon



Now that is fucking foolproof help that someone can actually use. :beer:
step 2½ - Grow long...untamed hair
Then try for step 3.

;)

[Transient]

youre all stupid for getting so bent out of shape! timedragons just trying to spread the love

[powersofterror]

step 2½ - Grow long...untamed hair
Then try for step 3.

;)
Well, damn, mine is quite untamed...

[timedragon]

Wrote something about this once.

There's nothing like confidence. So you got 'a system'? Faux-self confidence. You'll blow into a conversation like Katrina because you'll think Captain Happy Slappy's Fuckability Techniques will be the shortcut to some poor sappy woman's cooch. Confidence is the absolute be-and-end all of meeting people.[

ive always hated your comments, and this time youre talking to me. listen asshole, the advice given by the author talks a lot about cofidence. it doesnt give you "shortcuts" to anything. it explains how beautiful wemon hear the same bullshit from guys all the time, and how they dont go for it. its not a bunch of pick up lines to try out or some bullshit like that.

Heres a fucking exerpt from the newsletter. its a guy who is leaving a comment after reading some of the material. i think its a pretty good example.

A few months ago I was introduced to this really
hot lady and I said all the "nice to meet you"
stuff to and she seemed to be annoyed at my
existence. Well I crawled away in disgrace and was
told she had no interest in me. Read some of your
stuff and ran into her a few weeks later and
started talking your language to her. I mentioned
to her that I might have taken an interest if she
exercised once and a while and picked up some
fashion tips. Well, that worked especially well
because she is a health and beauty pro to boot. I
kept it up and no kidding, SHE asked me out!

And by the way, I kept it up on our date and she
couldn't leave me alone, Amazing.

R.D. in CA.

her first impression was bad because he acted like a shy/nice guy, which many girls apparently arnt too attracted too. it makes you look weak and easy to control. there are tons of real examples like these.

you wouldnt have had time to figure that out though, your fingers are faster than your brain.
youre all stupid for getting so bent out of shape! timedragons just trying to spread the love
fucking rediculous huh.

[powersofterror]

God damn it. If you want to meet people of the opposite sex timedragon, give them the fucking credit they deserve.

It's spelled women.

People who look that shit up have no confidence. You, obviously, have none--because you made this thread. The rest of us are in pretty good shape because we don't really care about idiots who don't know how to act like gentlemen. You know what you need?? You need to go to your mother and ask her to teach you some basics, because she obviously didn't when you were growing. Good mothers know. If you are depraved or ashamed to ask her, ask lbxxx because internet can be anonymous. She can give you all the pointers you need.

[timedragon]

God damn it. If you want to meet people of the opposite sex timedragon, give them the fucking credit they deserve.

It's spelled women.

People who look that shit up have no confidence. You, obviously, have none--because you made this thread. The rest of us are in pretty good shape because we don't really care about idiots who don't know how to act like gentlemen. You know what you need?? You need to go to your mother and ask her to teach you some basics, because she obviously didn't when you were growing. Good mothers know.
funny how you guys start throwing around remarks to bring me down when the only reason i posted this stuff is cause i thought it could make someones life better. if you dont want to give it a chance, and think its stupid, just say no thanks, and quietly piss off.

and Powers, that last bit wasnt cool.

so what if i dont great life full of happines and love. i cant believe i still visit this forum. you guys are stressing confidence, then in the same post drag mine down to the fucking ground. maybe if i had had more confidence when posting the thread :rolleyes: . excuse my misspealing of women, im dyslexic.

To hell with metaltabs.

[foxguitar]

double your pleasure fuck twins :beer:

[L,B'XXX]

The thing you quoted said --"I mentioned to her that I might have taken an interest if she exercised once and a while and picked up some fashion tips."

Honey, if a guy said something like that to me when we were just barely acquaintences I'd have told him that he should "grow one" and walked away. I'm all for joking around and being playfully rude, but if that wasn't the context it was done in that would be a major turn-off. That would be like me telling a guy that if he grew taller and got some hair plugs I might have given him a second thought.

fox' --I bet you loved those beer signs with the twins in them a few years ago. heehee

powers'-- That was nice of you to say about me, but I'm only one opinion. And not all kids have open discussions with their parents even though they are good parents. I was like that.

timedragon-- You can only let someone put you down if you allow them to control you. I learned that from Al-Anon about 10 years back and I wish I'd known that 100 years ago. You're also dwelling on the negative comments and not realizing that there are a few positive ones in the mix. Those are the ones to think about. People are very prone to strike when they think they're attacked when in reality it's not a battle that needs the energy of fighting.
If you are dyslexic and were serious about that more power to you. It can be rough sometimes.

My sis-in law sent me some funnies yesterday and this was included. I thought I'd share a little insight into women's attraction to men.

"Subject: Fw: Study on Attraction of Men

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has
revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive
can differ, depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with
rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more
prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he's on fire."

:)

[far_beyond_sane]

ive always hated your comments etc. etc. *fagdance snipped*

Rest assured, you partially retarded dickshit, that I do not give one tenth of one shit what you think of me or my comments. Sew your spastic frontal lobes back together, buy a Mirriam-Websters and save your E-slaps for someone who actually has a problem with you and your romantic philanthropy.

To hell with metaltabs.

Someone buy him a fucking ice cream. (http://drcuntsworthy.com/files/itsjusttheinternet.jpg)

[foxguitar]

The best advice is just be your self and have the courage to initiate the conversation , Usually a simple hi, will do.
Leave the lame pick up bullshit home.
And remember if you approach 100 girls 99 will tell you to fuck off but even for you loser types there will be one lass who will be interested. :p
The long and short of it develop a personality and the ladies will approach you.

[powersofterror]

...
Someone buy him a fucking ice cream. (http://drcuntsworthy.com/files/itsjusttheinternet.jpg)
hahahahahahaha:rofl:

[powersofterror]

...
To hell with metaltabs.
Your self esteem was lower than I thought, haha.

[brainsforbreakfast]

you people realy need to relax.
I kinda expected this thread to turn out this way when I first saw it.. it's kinda a sensitive topic I guess?
Everybody reacts as if THEY are pointed out with having 'dating troubles'.

You people all post as if your having periods. :eek:

[Def]

her first impression was bad because he acted like a shy/nice guy, which many girls apparently arnt too attracted too. it makes you look weak and easy to control. there are tons of real examples like these.


and you only found that out right now? :confused: jeez.

'many' girls, yeah, so you need to fool them and act like someone you're not? believe me, smart girls will see through it.
I think they're a girl for everyone out there, there's heaps of shy girls, there's heaps of girls who don't go out and there sure are heaps of girls who are fucking retarded! just to name some examples...

I'm serious, maybe some people DO need tips on the subject, that's fine. But I honestly think the guy is just out there to make a buck.
Experience helps more if you ask me. but hey, if this helps you to get in touch with women, that's just fine! whatever turns your clock but I honestly don't think anyone would need this if they just used their healthy mind instead of donating cash to some guy who thinks he knows all about chicks.


Timedragon, don't be such an emofag about it, everyone has an opinion about it and we've got all the right to speak our minds about it.

If you're saying you don't want to read all that, then please do leave, or say something usefull about it. don't take it so personal, allright?

[blizzard_beast]

Hahahah :rofl: .

I actually downloaded this book two years ago (for free, mind you), and it turned out to be a pile of shit. Do this, and do that, stop being yourself, blah blah blah.

[far_beyond_sane]

Well, well, well. The login information says a particular person who left in a huff is BACK IN MTABS ACTION!

As a token of our appreciation (http://www.pickupguide.com/) for not going off in a huff forever, here's a site on how to pick up women.

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[humancorpse]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[i_hate_nu_metal]

Well, well, well. The login information says a particular person who left in a huff is BACK IN MTABS ACTION!

As a token of our appreciation (http://www.pickupguide.com/) for not going off in a huff forever, here's a site on how to pick up women.

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Hey, thanks, FBS. I have read the entire site, and am gonna go get laid now. :p

I did, actually read a couple of things on there, there's some decent common sense shit, but most of this stuff you already know. Some of the stuff is fucking dumb though.

Here's a sample pickup line. If this doesn't get one laid, I don't think anything will.
"You have good atmosphere." :rolleyes:

Priceless.

[blizzard_beast]

Ahahaha, this thread should be stickied. :rofl:

[Robbie Filth]

I don't think i need this i got a pretty steady girlfriend right now so it's not a problem getting some tits n ass. :p

[BassBehemoth]

Ok, all you need to do is get a girl drunk and act cool...there...I should write a book.
:love:

[Zionist]

Haha. (http://www.nurple.com/graphics/animation/nurp-beer.gif)

[Robbie Filth]

Well actually my girl is being kindof annoying now she just doesn't seem to wanna talk to me, now's the time where i go out and fuck random slutty bitches. :p :beer: :rofl: :stoned:

And as for her:
:uzi:
:flame:
:uzi:
:flame:
:uzi:
:flame:
:uzi:
:flame:

A BIG FUCK YOU!!!!!

[foxguitar]

Well actually my girl is being kindof annoying now she just doesn't seem to wanna talk to me, now's the time where i go out and fuck random slutty bitches. :p :beer: :rofl: :stoned:

And as for her:
:uzi:
:flame:
:uzi:
:flame:
:uzi:
:flame:
:uzi:
:flame:

A BIG FUCK YOU!!!!!

I like slutty bitchs
:beer:

[Robbie Filth]

Yeah me too :D

Go out for a :beer: and some slut fucking :)

[The Execrator]

Timedragon, come back. We love you

[foxguitar]

:lhdevil: :banger: :guitar:
Yeah sluts are kewl eheheh

[BassBehemoth]

Naw I really hate sluts...I really do....for example, there is a girl who is obsessed with me...and she has GENITAL WARTS!!
(no joke...her best friend who i've known for years told me...they showered together before)

[autumncurve]

thats disgusting...make sure to stay at bargepole length away from her

[BassBehemoth]

haha yes for sure...Sluts are Great, Until you get Herpes!

[L,B'XXX]

and genital warts.


Not me. A kid I know. 2 different girls in a month's time.

[autumncurve]

and genital warts.


Not me. A kid I know. 2 different girls in a month's time.

wow! :eek: can you tell the future? how do you know it'll be in a months time? :D

[BassBehemoth]

So remember boys and girls, remember to have hot, filthy, dirty sex with the lights on so you can see the blisters before you taste them!!

[autumncurve]

oh my god that is the most disgusting thing i've heard for a long time :sickface:

im now gonna have to keep the light on! luckily my current girl is amazing and not a sick fuck with a pussy like a warzone.

[L,B'XXX]

These girls weren't noticeable either. One was about 23 at the time and the other going to college after being cheerleading and dance team captains for years. She went off to college and messed around, came home to her old b/f who was broke up with his g/f, and then she left and the other girl that was 23 had gone back to her old b/f temporarily. That's 5 people right there all exposed. Only one I don't know if he was infected, but all the others were.

Wear a raincoat. It does help somewhat wherever you're doing it. Bassb' isn't too far off.

[BassBehemoth]

haha come on bobbi, my advice was dead on! Yes, condoms are good...well they don't feel good as without one, but I mean it's better than pregnancy(if the girl isnt on the pill/needle) and getting std's.

[L,B'XXX]

Yup, that's what we used for years and they don't always work. There's a lot to be said for monogamous relationships whether anyone wants to believe it and there's a lot more std's out there than when I was younger.

I don't disagree with you at all, bassb'. I said you weren't too far off meaning that you were pretty right on with what you were saying. Language problem here maybe? ;) I seem to recall you getting a bit confused about Canadian bacon at one time.

[BassBehemoth]

lol..yah it's cause your an american!! ;)

I've known only a hand full of people to get an std(mostly the clap)...and by their descriptions..they don't sound too appealing.

[L,B'XXX]

Go work at a receiving home for awhile. You'll be amazed what's out there std and otherwise. Std's, pinworms, roundworms, tb, all sort of fun stuff. And most of them were sexually active.

[BassBehemoth]

:sickface:

[L,B'XXX]

haha I grossed YOU out? wow. You should have worked with me awhile. :)


I think it was pinworms that were going around that you can pick up off doorknobs and stuff like that. And one staff member said that when he had them as a kid they had to take him into a dark closet and have him bend over shining a flashlight on his behind because other than have stool samples done that's the way you could tell if a person had them.
You never seen so many people disinfecting things after they disinfected stuff.

And the times we'd ahve to bag up the clothes kids would bring back from weekend visits where we'd have to spray everything with delouser and leave it in garbage bags overnight to kill whatever was in there.

And I miss the darn kids. :(

[L,B'XXX]

And of course, the ones with headlice always wanted to give you a hug for some reason. lol

[BassBehemoth]

And of course, the ones with headlice always wanted to give you a hug for some reason. lol


:rofl: You should of pulled out the flame throwers! :flame:

[L,B'XXX]

:flame: We weren't allowed flame throwers at the Home. heehee Heck of an idea though!

[Robbie Filth]

hehe i've banged like 600 women and i don't have any Std's :p

Play safe people :beer:

[i_hate_nu_metal]

Naw I really hate sluts...I really do....for example, there is a girl who is obsessed with me...and she has GENITAL WARTS!!
(no joke...her best friend who i've known for years told me...they showered together before)

Just fuck her in the ass. Problem solved. I should write a book, too.

[L,B'XXX]

Well, if you think that makes a difference you're wrong. Go look on a real health site like WebMd and you'll find out wherever you wander you're suseptible. They don't make oral condoms for the flavor and body fluids are body fluids. Especially if you're dealing with blood.

I don't remember if it was here or the forum I mod at, but someone was talking about wrestlers getting herpes of one type just from physical skin contact on the mats.

Robbie--Some don't show up for years. You best get yourself checked sometime for yourself if no one else. That's nothing to brag about and probably not true anyways.

[BassBehemoth]

hehe i've banged like 600 women and i don't have any Std's :p

Play safe people :beer:


Your barely 15...the only thing you've banged is a drum!

ihatenumetal...you have a great idea there!! Cheers! :beer:

[LordofStorms]

Your barely 15...the only thing you've banged is a drum!

Har.Har.Har. Anybody that claims that,is in desperate need of vagina. :rolleyes:

EDIT: I was talking about Rob Filth by the way,claiming he has 'BAnGed 6,000,000 CHicKs!!1'.

[BassBehemoth]

You're very right my friend...with that maturity he probably can't even count to 600.

[OpethFan]

if by saying you have fucked 600 chicks, you mean wanked 600 times... well i'll believe that. that would mean what... discovering your cock at age 13? 13 1/2? one wank a day since then.

The math ads up :p

[brainsforbreakfast]

if by saying you have fucked 600 chicks, you mean wanked 600 times... well i'll believe that. that would mean what... discovering your cock at age 13? 13 1/2? one wank a day since then.

The math ads up :p

only ONE a day? :rolleyes:

[L,B'XXX]

I can't believe you were that interested that you'd figure it out. That says something about you, too.

Hmm...


BassB'-- :rofl: :smash:

[Def]

Your barely 15...the only thing you've banged is a drum!


:rofl:

[Def]

Just fuck her in the ass. Problem solved. I should write a book, too.
you should!

this thread is hilarious!

[L,B'XXX]

Did you pick up any pointers, Def? ;)

[Def]

I don't need any honey ;) ;)

[BeastOfCarrion]

Just pay for hookers. It's cheaper in the long run, with the gneral benefit that I assume most of you are seeking, without the drawbacks of long term relationships.

If you are seeking companionship instead, then that is a different story, but lets face it, you are all horny nerds, that is why you spend all your time posting on this site. Especially Transient.

[Def]

I agree with BoC and it's a common fact that most metalheads are ugly long haired nerds :rofl:

On another note, going to the hookers is legal here. I haven't done it though, I don't have to pay for it.. and to me it just doesn't seem right, paying a chick to fuck you?
then you must be pretty hopeless... and ofcourse there's no real love involved there.

Then again there's sex tourist and shit, I understand them, they just go around the world and fuck everything they can, they're just perverts. There's complete trips beeing organised to fuck teens in Thailand and crap, that's just fucking sick. 'buy now, the catch-an-std-trip to Thailand, just 159 dollar!!!'

[L,B'XXX]

Hmph! I'm an ugly long-haired nerd that can't get laid? I must have done something right for the ole guy to remarry me after all those years. ;) ;)

Yeah, Def, there's a lot of sick people in the world. A lot of poor people in the world and some people that don't have a choice if they want to survive. It's pitiful, really.

[foxguitar]

[QUOTE=L,B'XXX]Hmph! I'm an ugly long-haired nerd that can't get laid?
Are you talking about transient again Dam :p

[L,B'XXX]

[QUOTE=L,B'XXX]Hmph! I'm a Richard Dreyfuss-looking nerd that can't get laid?
Are you talking about transient again Dam :p

Sounds more like you, fox'.

:p


I didn't say Ralphie. There is a really cute Ralphie bobblehead in the latest "What on Earth" catalog with Yoda dressed as Santa on the cover.

[blizzard_beast]

I agree with BoC and it's a common fact that most metalheads are ugly long haired nerds :rofl:


:rofl: haha i take it you've seemn boc's pic?>

[LucidDreamer]

To the OP:
I've noticed you always say "wemon". Is that perhaps because switching the vowels makes the word 1 letter shy of "demon" and you fanatically hate women or are you just dyxlesic?

PS. thanks for trying to get me a date, but I think a shower a shit and a shave would work better than some cheesy book. I mean if Mr. Know-It-All "author" dude had all the answers, surely he'd be out boning fine assed ladies all day instead of writing a book?

[foxguitar]

[QUOTE=L,B'XXX]Sounds more like you, fox'.

Not quite , my problem , I need to toss some of these gals aside.
Any one can get laid .

Talk to 100 girls ,99 might say fuck off but the law of averages say at least one will say wow ok .

Whereas is the problem is its much harder to find a lady that ,you want to keep around , some you can hang out with , be a companion as well as a lover.
Getting laid is the easy part .

[L,B'XXX]

Oh, I know! How well I know! You've got more loves than Helen Trent! :rolleyes: :p
Well, at least you're a little bit smarter than Dreyfuss. ;)

[foxguitar]

Whose that Oh its miss Oyl as in Olive Oyl :p
I wish I had Dreyfus's money u silly lil LB :p

[HelpMeHelpYou]

hehe i've banged like 600 women and i don't have any Std's :p

Play safe people :beer:
That would be physically impossible seeing as how there is no condom in the world that can prevent the spread of genital warts(which eventually could turn into cancer on females) which would mean that you would whether you like it or not you would probably be responsable for someone's being diagnosed with cancer.
...The More You Know!

[brainsforbreakfast]

Whereas is the problem is its much harder to find a lady that ,you want to keep around , some you can hang out with , be a companion as well as a lover.
Getting laid is the easy part .

Words of wisdom :beer:

[foxguitar]

Words of wisdom :beer:
:beer: back at ya :beer:

[Transient]

That would be physically impossible seeing as how there is no condom in the world that can prevent the spread of genital warts(which eventually could turn into cancer on females) which would mean that you would whether you like it or not you would probably be responsable for someone's being diagnosed with cancer.
...The More You Know!
dude, WHAT is your avatar

[Transient]

If you are seeking companionship instead, then that is a different story, but lets face it, you are all horny nerds, that is why you spend all your time posting on this site. Especially Transient.
:beer:

didnt have a license up untill a few weeks ago, so now i can and have been dating more

[powersofterror]

dude, WHAT is your avatar
Looks like a diseased nipple to me.

[BassBehemoth]

didnt have a license up untill a few weeks ago, so now i can and have been dating more


Yeah, it is hard picking up hookers on a skateboard.... :rofl:

[John Holland]

Looks like a diseased nipple to me.

Its a severed digit.

[foxguitar]

:rofl: Yeah, it is hard picking up hookers on a skateboard.... :rofl: :rofl:

[JacksonGuitars07]

This seems like a good post for me to up my post count. Haha, anyways, I don't you guys should be so hard on him, I mean, it doesn't seem like its really spam because the links don't have referal url's from what I can see, but oh well, still seems like bullshit to me.

[humancorpse]

No ones really bashing him cause they think its spam, its just a pretty damn retarded thing to make a thread about.

[timedragon]

To the OP:
I've noticed you always say "wemon". Is that perhaps because switching the vowels makes the word 1 letter shy of "demon" and you fanatically hate women or are you just dyxlesic?

PS. thanks for trying to get me a date, but I think a shower a shit and a shave would work better than some cheesy book. I mean if Mr. Know-It-All "author" dude had all the answers, surely he'd be out boning fine assed ladies all day instead of writing a book?
i dont know what "OP" is but, i think you are talking to me because of the "wemon" bit. as i mentioned before i am a tad dyslexic. not serious or anything but all through school i have always switched letters in certain words. i hate some people on this forum, but overall, i like it alright. i pretty much stay away from here now due to the comments in this very thread. like i said before, i posted it in hopes of helping someone, and maybe getting a story of success, but nothing quite like that happened. instead, i got a bunch of assholes who seemed to somewhat be bragging about their current situation with this matter. saying they needed no help, implying that they were doing wonderful on their own, when in fact i believe they are probably quite poor in the matter. i dont give much of a fuck about the whole thing, but the initial purpose was to help. and i think the author of the book(s) meant well, as i, and he wants to share his tips with anyone willing to listen.

[newHELLonEARTH]

hey looks like he came back :beer:

[timedragon]

hey looks like he came back :beer:
it isnt always bad around here.

[L,B'XXX]

Its a severed digit.
This one? :finger: These? :banger: Or these? :spider:

[newHELLonEARTH]

it isnt always bad around here.
meh, i like it here. 'cept rapture.

[powersofterror]

Its a severed digit.
:confused: eh?

[L,B'XXX]

You've never heard of fingers being referred to as digits?

[foxguitar]

gee , I guess they don't teach that in School :p

[L,B'XXX]

He's from Texas. You know how that goes. :angel:

[powersofterror]

Fuck the both of you. Fuck Ohio, and fuck New York, you guys speak with the dumbest accent in the world.:finger:

[JacksonGuitars07]

They only teach information in schools, god forbid they teach common sense to kids. Yea, if only they taught common sense to kids at school maybe we wouldn't have so many kids die in weird accidents.

[powersofterror]

Yeah, schools today are crap.



oh I see it now.

[foxguitar]

:finger: Fuck the both of you. Fuck Ohio, and fuck New York, you guys speak with the dumbest accent in the world.:finger:
I bet ya he voted for Dubya too :p

[powersofterror]

I'm not even registered.

[L,B'XXX]

DAMMIT! PARENTS are supposed to teach common sense to kids, not schools!!! Provided a kid has a parents parent, legal guardian, or whatever. Schools, last I knew, were for increasing one's knowledge towards success in their future. If people who didn't care about children's futures would keep their pants on there wouldn't be so many disruptive assheads in the schools ruining it for the ones that are there to learn! Teachers aren't supposed to teach manners and respect and they shouldn't have to.


powers' I still think you're the bee's knees.

[foxguitar]

And your proud of that , Get out and Vote boy , Men have died on the battlefields across the globe so people like you could vote, Now go do your civic duty son :D

[BassBehemoth]

Yah, powers...you could have stopped George Bush going to War!! :rolleyes:

I'm not registered either...I will for the next election...but I mean, even Canadians don't give a fuck about Canadian politics!!

[far_beyond_sane]

What I really want to know is, HAS ANYONE DOUBLED THEIR DATING YET???

[LucidDreamer]

the other day I doubled my brandy and coke then x20'd them and past out on some woman (most action ive gotten in ages). that count?

[timedragon]

by the way, as far as this whole thread is concerned, i was not defending the dating site or anything concerning it in any of my posts. the only reason i gave such fuss was due to the amount of asshole replies. its not like i helped write or create these dating tips, and i really dont care about them as much as it may have seemed that i did. in fact, i dont give much of a fuck about them, but i argued my side the way i did because i couldnt believe the responses i was getting. i actually dont believe/give a fuck about it any more than all of you. but if you could understand, i wasnt arguing the side of the site, but rather, myself. because i couldnt believe the reactions of some of you. maybe this will make sense

[humancorpse]

yeah yeah ok, now someone just lock this before some new fucking war starts.

[brainsforbreakfast]

bla bla bla no need to get so emotional about it, if you wanted to come back you could've done it quitely without posting again in this thread. And if just came back here to post that reply, that just further proves the point that you are an whiney over-defensive emo.

Welcome back cunt.

[timedragon]

bla bla bla no need to get so emotional about it, if you wanted to come back you could've done it quitely without posting again in this thread. And if just came back here to post that reply, that just further proves the point that you are an whiney over-defensive emo.

Welcome back cunt.
hah, that post up there of mine, i think i made it yesterday, and i was drunk on rum. thats pretty stupid. i said i wasnt defending the site or tips, hah, i guess i meant that it wasnt my real intentions to do that. like you said "bla bla bla". anyway, i am over defensive/emotional waaay to much. i know it. its a flaw. ok, i too believe this thread should be locked, if not deleted. but i wouldnt think that would happen. ...your post counts would go down :p

[brainsforbreakfast]

but i wouldnt think that would happen. ...your post counts would go down :p

:p

[far_beyond_sane]

We can't delete this. It's too beautiful. You were so special. :love: :love: :love: