What kind of groupies do female artists get?

[BrokenCrimson]

No honestly, does Angela Gussow get women groupies or? Christina Mozzati of Lacuna Coil, does she get hot men on her trail? Tarja Turunen? Any other woman in metal? Damnit I wanna know this, it's been killing me for ages, if anyone knows, tell.

[BLS]

Angela is going out with Micheal Amott.. Christina married the bassist of lacuna coil.

[far_beyond_sane]

I imagine they have starry-eyed mostly ugly teenage morons sniffing around their pants... just like everyone else.

[Cloaca]

After the performance, a roadie walks past and pushes them into the pit, where they are leapt upon, torn apart and fucked.

[YOUR_GOD_IS_DEAD]

I read an interview with the chick from NIghtwish. Some guy ran up on stage, tackled her and almost raped her. Weird.

[L,B'XXX]

That's a bit obessive. It's one thing to fantasize, but clearly another to assault. Some people are 'tards though.

[BrokenCrimson]

I thought Christina's engagement was off and she was dating someone from Slipknot? Fuck, some people are idiots, this is very discouraging for me because frankly, I want groupies, but hot groupies and not the kind that wanna rape ya for all ya worth.

[NZ black metal drumm]

we all want hot groupies and preferably more than one, at the same time.

but alas, no groupies have yet appeared for me.....

[The Doctor]

meh, at a gig once, a couple of girls looked at us like we were gods the entire show. We could easily have invited them backstage, but they were fat and goth :D

[sqol]

I thought Christina's engagement was off and she was dating someone from Slipknot? Fuck, some people are idiots, this is very discouraging for me because frankly, I want groupies, but hot groupies and not the kind that wanna rape ya for all ya worth.

Yea, i imagine that they get a lot of the weird ones that stalk them, maybe thats why there aren't to many females in the metal world?

[the_bleeding]

Angela is going out with Micheal Amott.. Christina married the bassist of lacuna coil.


im Christina's groupie... and i think im pretty fucking dead sexy

i cant wait until they get in a fight and break up.... thus creating sexual tension in the band, and making everything awkward, so they cant make any new stuff... and the band dies (or arch enemy gets their old singer) and then the world exprodes and everybody is so dead and kvlt and n3cr0..........


:rolleyes:

[L,B'XXX]

It didn't happen like that with Fleetwood Mac or Heart.

[Bia]

but they were fat and goth :D
Heh heh heh
:cool:

Yea, i imagine that they get a lot of the weird ones that stalk them, maybe thats why there aren't to many females in the metal world?
I dont think that's why...lol

[Corpsevomit98]

How funny would that be... a chick goes backstage after a hard show and immediately has fifteen cocks in her mouth. That would be horribel f and the ......11 beers, awesome.

[SARS]

Lesbians, they get lesbians. Either that or fat men eating pizza from their chests.

[edit]
Through a straw.

[Def]

groupies are fun :D