Funny internet crap

[far_beyond_sane]

We haven't had one of these threads for a while, and there are so many people to be laughed at...

This rocks balls. (http://thorntree.lonelyplanet.com/messagepost.cfm?postaction=reply&catid=32&threadid=776884&messid=6606542&STARTPAGE=1&parentid=0&from=1)

[Cloaca]

Hahahah, where do you find this shit?

[Bia]

That's just nuts.
I'm sure there are people though that would look here and think the same.

heh

[brainsforbreakfast]

He's either crazy, or a troll. Or both.

[L,B'XXX]

"...You're voice is like a refreshing wind in a Heinz baked beans factory. ...
yours trully,
Muhammed Muhammed Ishmael Al Faez"

rofl It gets better the more it goes on!

"calm blue ocean...." We should use that one here.

The idjets should have looked at his profile and seen the name John to know if it was a male or female. Geez! How do you find this stuff?

[johnmansley]

Hahahah, where do you find this shit?

FBS = cyclotouriste

(!)

[L,B'XXX]

I wondered about that myself. The ranting was so well done.

[DameFraMorkum]

What's funny is Immortal's video for Call Of The Wintermoon.

[BLS]

Im confused.. http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21675

[brainsforbreakfast]

What's funny is Immortal's video for Call Of The Wintermoon.

yes it is. But how does this relate to this thread? :confused:

[DameFraMorkum]

Because I said so. "Funny internet crap" where there's a will there's a way. :)

[brainsforbreakfast]

Ahh, just get that ego out of my face miss ;)

[Rapture]

yes it is. But how does this relate to this thread? :confused:

Maybe it's on the internet somewhere?

[brainsforbreakfast]

Speaking of that immortal vid.. what do you think of my new avatar ;)

[Chris Rezendes]

Speaking of that immortal vid.. what do you think of my new avatar ;)

Three dudes prancing around like losers? I think it's poseuriffic. Your user title makes up for it.

[MetalThrashingMad]

Speaking of that immortal vid.. what do you think of my new avatar ;)
Anything Immortal is hilarious



"cyclotouriste,

After reading post #7 I think if I was a lady cyclist that I would be somewhat afraid to go off on a tour with you"


HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[TheDreadfulHoroscope]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

wtf is this website anyway??? The guys post made no sense....

[far_beyond_sane]

Hahahahahahahaha Rice-Boy can fly!!! (http://www.bulletinboardforum.com/linkdump.php?ga=&friend=vmw.kcaptej_elttob/moc.3pmgnirahs.www//:ptth&af=&id=1310)

I love Japanese games shows. They're high art.

[johnmansley]

Im confused.. http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21675

Nah, he just saw this thread and copied it to his thread - which I'm guessing was an homage to the thread started by that cyclotouriste guy.

[brainsforbreakfast]

Hahahahahahahaha Rice-Boy can fly!!! (http://www.bulletinboardforum.com/linkdump.php?ga=&friend=vmw.kcaptej_elttob/moc.3pmgnirahs.www//:ptth&af=&id=1310)

I love Japanese games shows. They're high art.

OMG I want to do that before I die :rofl:

[blizzard_beast]

http://www.molvania.com/video_medium_2.html

I win! :rofl:

[far_beyond_sane]

Note to self: Never take advice from 'a voice in your head'. That guy is nuts. (http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/06/08/nailhead.shtml)

[Cloaca]

Holy shit, where do you find these queues?

[blizzard_beast]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/default.php

[far_beyond_sane]

TAKE ME OFF YOUR FUCKING LIST! (http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/fun_angryspam.htm)

[brainsforbreakfast]

TAKE ME OFF YOUR FUCKING LIST! (http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/fun_angryspam.htm)
:smash:

[Corpsevomit98]

What's funny is Immortal's video for Call Of The Wintermoon.
I agree totally

[guitariste]

Ai sagti guudi sagti bega.

[blizzard_beast]

Haha check out this Hitler rap video:

http://www.m90.org/download.php?image_id=6007

:rofl:

[YJM04]

Haha check out this Hitler rap video:

http://www.m90.org/download.php?image_id=6007

:rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i nearly peed my pants

[YJM04]

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: its the guy from the enzite commericals i think :rofl: :rofl:

[far_beyond_sane]

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: its the guy from the enzite commericals i think :rofl: :rofl:

I've posted that site about twelve times before, but it's so fucking ball-fondlingly funny it surely deserves to be here.

"R*CISM - Chris has NO IDEA what this word is!!!!"

[YJM04]

UR GONNA LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!
http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/02/07/hardcore-emo/
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[YJM04]

http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2004/12/11/underground-polka/
just look around that site and u'll find a whole lot that will make u laugh

[newHELLonEARTH]

http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/rab.html

[YJM04]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/donkey_punch/IHADAHARDDAYATWORKTHISISBETTERTHANMYWIFE11.jpg
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[YJM04]

LMAOLMAO!!!!
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php
:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[YJM04]

that beats all :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

[Chris Rezendes]

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: its the guy from the enzite commericals i think :rofl: :rofl:

FBS has posted this site before, but it's so awesome it warrants repeated mention. Seriously, I laughed so hard at that site that I involuntarily ejaculated SO hard all my pubic hairs fell off and my shorts ripped and my house fell down and the ground started shaking and my city submerged below sea level and was flooded. Many people died, it was actually quite tragic. But if a few thousand corpses are the price we must pay to visit that site, it's well worth it.

[Rapture]

that beats all :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

Not really. Funny, yes, but not worth all the hoopla and the double post that you gave it.

[far_beyond_sane]

Tee fuckitty hee hee! (http://www.ifeeder.net/m.asp?id=10097682476044)

Also, Japanese people are the best and funny. (http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/05062803.html)

[newHELLonEARTH]

if you watched kill bill youll probobaly think this is funny.
www.killbillgates.com

[Zertonshfits]

dude, no...

[newHELLonEARTH]

u suck thats funny

[YJM04]

if you watched kill bill youll probobaly think this is funny.
www.killbillgates.com
i almost had a seizure watching the intro

[YJM04]

this ones a favorite with the ladies. u should try it :cool:

[MyOwnSavior]

I posted this in the RTT but I'll post it here for the hell of it.

John Daker (http://www.getupoutmy.biz/daker/video/daker.wmv)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[far_beyond_sane]

Pimp-slappin' goodness! (http://mediagecko.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1120692403&archive=&start_from=&ucat=1&)

[YJM04]

I posted this in the RTT but I'll post it here for the hell of it.

John Daker (http://www.getupoutmy.biz/daker/video/daker.wmv)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
that guy looked constipated

[YJM04]

http://mediagecko.com/videos.php?subaction=showfull&id=1119404789&archive=&start_from=&ucat=1&
a real life saver

[L,B'XXX]

me

[BLS]

Dont flatter yourself.

[L,B'XXX]

You're just jealous.

[YJM04]

this ones a classic
http://soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=367753
enjoy :beer:

[newHELLonEARTH]

hehe

[John Holland]

this ones a classic
http://soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=367753
enjoy :beer:

:rofl:

I needed that right about now.

[OpethFan]

I thought this was fuckin hilerious, i had sore stomach muscles the next day from cracking up for like an hour straight.

Click Here (http://rusjack.basementfire.com/morningglory/comics.html)

Though it may be an aquired sense of humor, so if your disturbed easily and a square dont look.

[YJM04]

this ones my fav. :)

[YJM04]

santa/easter bunny from hell

[newHELLonEARTH]

santa/easter bunny from hell
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LordofStorms]

I posted this in the RTT but I'll post it here for the hell of it.

John Daker (http://www.getupoutmy.biz/daker/video/daker.wmv)

Holy fuck thats great hahahaha.

[YJM04]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=uscc_part1

[L,B'XXX]

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Genital_20Activated_20Guitar_20Effects#1105543121

This one's pretty good for beer stuff. http://www.halfbakery.com/category/Food_3a_20Beer

[MyOwnSavior]

Rubber Johnny (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html)

This is more creepy than funny. I dare you to watch it with the lights off. ;)

Edit: Screwed up the URL.

[MyOwnSavior]

Dane Cook acting like Tom Cruise (http://crapville.com/media_videos12/danecook.wmv)

Dane Cook is great. My favorite comedian ever. Actually Mitch Hedburg was my favorite. So I guess Dane is my favorite comedian alive. :p

[LordofStorms]

Dane Cook acting like Tom Cruise (http://crapville.com/media_videos12/danecook.wmv)

Dane Cook is great. My favorite comedian ever. Actually Mitch Hedburg was my favorite. So I guess Dane is my favorite comedian alive. :p
haha I've seen that before,both those guys and Dave Chapelle are my fav.

[newHELLonEARTH]

Rubber Johnny (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html)

This is more creepy than funny. I dare you to watch it with the lights off. ;)

Edit: Screwed up the URL.
that was creepy as hell, until the techno thing at the end

[brainsforbreakfast]

Just when people stopped using 1337... (http://www.derkvlt.cjb.net/)

[far_beyond_sane]

Just when people stopped using 1337... (http://www.derkvlt.cjb.net/)

"0NCE, SHE TRIED T0 0FFER T0 D0 DER KVLT'Z DISHEZ, VND SHE WAZ REJEKTED. DAEM0NZ NEVER EAT, VND IF THEY DID, THEY'D SVRELY VSE THEIR DISHES T0 THR0W AT THE NEAREZT W0MAN, N0T WAZTE THEIR TIME WASHING THEM."

Much too much time on their excrementing hands. Worth a chuckle, but.

[Transient]

damn, that was a disturbing clip (rubber johnny)

[newHELLonEARTH]

http://www.molvania.com/video_medium_2.html

I win! :rofl:
this is by far the funniest on there, IMO.

[YJM04]

this is by far the funniest on there, IMO.
i thought the hitler rap or the home alone 2 pic was the funniest.

[newHELLonEARTH]

i thought the hitler rap was kinda stupid but the home alone (although have seen it many more times) is pretty damn funny

[low-tech]

i dont know, i looked at the rubber johnny, kinda ignored it, clicked on to the prank call section. listened to just about all of them and nearly died laughing, especially the arnold ones

so to anyone who didnt hear that shit yet, check it out

[newHELLonEARTH]

go on www.ebaumsworld.com and in videos (funny videos) go to the messed up kids show. its about 11 minutes long but beleive me it's worth every second

[Nihilist]

Ah didn't see this thread. I should have posted the Star Wars thingo here.

Anyone see this? If WWII was played online (sorry for the long post):

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

[SARS]

:rofl: that rules, especially the "nuts" part.

[L,B'XXX]

T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*


roflmao That was hilarious!

[IlikeRiffseveryone]

the best part was when hitler was a noob and killed himself.. :rofl:

[SARS]

Tee fuckitty hee hee! (http://www.ifeeder.net/m.asp?id=10097682476044)

Dude, that german lookin' hick is fuckin' wrong. Plain fucking wrong.

[MyOwnSavior]

Internet Tutorial (http://www.jeffiscool.com/films13/InternetTutorial.mov)

Here's something for those who are new to the internet.

[MyOwnSavior]

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*It's funnier if you think that is actual WWII dialogue and that's how is really happened. :p

[Transient]

hahah taht was hilarious (WWII)

[MyOwnSavior]

Chaos Theory Co-Op Theater (http://www.g4tv.com/mediaplayer/index.aspx?video_key=9073)

I hope this works. You may need DSL or cable to watch it. It's hilarious if you ask me.

[SARS]

They should put that WW2 thing in schools, just for the hope 21stC kids will understand about the whole thing abit more.......just an idea.

[ShredIsNotDead]

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/550/ = Absolutey INSANE REAL ping pong match

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/715/ = One of my favorite videos ever

[MyOwnSavior]

Chaos Theory Co-Op Theater (http://www.g4tv.com/mediaplayer/index.aspx?video_key=9073)

I hope this works. You may need DSL or cable to watch it. It's hilarious if you ask me.Chaos Theory Co-Op Theater part 2 (http://www.g4tv.com/mediaplayer/index.aspx?video_key=9237)

If you liked the last one you'll enjoy this one.

"And that's why they call you Steve the Vagina."

[L,B'XXX]

They should put that WW2 thing in schools, just for the hope 21stC kids will understand about the whole thing abit more.......just an idea.

Not to mention a few 20th century ones. When this "ghetto" friend of the family was going to study for his GED my boys were more than happy to help him.
Jr.:Little Johnny has 5 crack rocks. If he goes to 32nd Street and sells them for 50% more than they cost him, how much profit will he make if he sells 4 and keeps 1 for himself?
Bob: None. If he goes to 32nd Street to sell crack rocks he's gonna get his ass shot and the homies will take his shit and THEY will be ones making the profit.
Ghetto kid: Sounds about right.

[YJM04]

http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf
i thought this was pretty stupid... but funny in a weird way

[John Holland]

This is funny internet crap :

www.newprojectonline.com/downloads/princesssmall.wmv

They do an effective send up of every nu-metal band in four minutes.




"WE CAN't PLAY THAT FAST@@@@1!!!!"

[YJM04]

This is funny internet crap :

www.newprojectonline.com/downloads/princesssmall.wmv


that sounded like gimp biscutie or whatever the fuck his name is.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[brainsforbreakfast]

This is funny internet crap :

www.newprojectonline.com/downloads/princesssmall.wmv

They do an effective send up of every nu-metal band in four minutes.




"WE CAN't PLAY THAT FAST@@@@1!!!!"

Took me a second to figure out it was a joke :rofl:

[Dahmers Fridge]

Something guitar related you may or may not have seen.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/165265/

And this is just so, so, so, so, so, so, so wrong on many levels! A coffin dodger this old should be helping with knitting problems or giving flower arranging advice not this kind of stuff!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/950536/

Urrgggh. I had a shower after watching this and I still feel dirty!

[YJM04]

http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

[blizzard_beast]

Pfft. The arms and armour aren't even accurate.

[YJM04]

theres a chick that really can headbang

[brainsforbreakfast]

Pfft. The arms and armour aren't even accurate.
Maybe it is that i am so fucked up right now, but this made me laugh beyond believe :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SARS]

http://www.planearium2.de/flash/spstudio!.html
make ur own south park charcter


That's a bit old dude, there's about two threads for make your own south-park characters somewhere.

[John Holland]

i didnt know... i think i should delete it :(


NOW YOU JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MR. !!!1@!!1@!!!

[YJM04]

NOW YOU JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MR. !!!1@!!1@!!!
im gonna make u look crazy

[John Holland]

NO DIS MAKE ME CAZY !!!!!

http://opioids.com/meperidine/structure.html

[YJM04]

NO DIS MAKE ME CAZY !!!!!

http://opioids.com/meperidine/structure.html
thats not funny. i suggest u delete it

[John Holland]

I had my wisdom teeth forcibly removed via oral surgery. The doctor told me to take these. I have 20 of them but no refill. I am not a durg head.

[YJM04]

[QUOTE=John Holland]oral [QUOTE]
now thats funny u said oral

[John Holland]

[QUOTE=John Holland]oral [QUOTE]
now thats funny u said oral




I may be inebriated, but at least I can creat qutotations correctly :rofl:

[YJM04]

I may be inebriated, but at least I can creat qutotations correctly :rofl:
yea thats true.......

[L,B'XXX]

I can't wait for you to come back and read these after you straighten up. Your spelling is so funny. It's good to know that you don't have a durg problem, too. You might have to go through durg rehab and those are really hard to find. ;)

lol, I just had a fleeting thought of that one Pink Panther movie with Dreyfus getting his tooth pulled by Clouseau and he pulls the wrong tooth. The laughing gas and the melting nose one? Are you sure they did get the right ones?

[John Holland]

When I was on the way home from surgery, the 'error' light thing the vehicle made the strangest statement :



"The Door Is A Jar."







wHAT THE FUCK IST THE DOOR A JAR FOR????? MAYONAIZSSE JAR !!?!??!?!?

[blizzard_beast]

Are you sure it was "a jar" instead of "ajar" ?

[John Holland]

I don't know dude .... all I know this a that car said it was a jar, and that made me go all :eek:




:eek: <--- my face looked like that

[blizzard_beast]

Ahahaha, dumbass. ;)

[John Holland]

I"M TRYING TO COMMUNICAT HERE!!!1 ?FRIEDNYL SPECIAL TIME!!!1!!!1 :vampire: :vampire: :vampire: :p :p :p :)

[YJM04]

somthing funny is the number of guests in the chit chat formum scence the tit thread

[John Holland]

If you build it, they will come.




And they will need to clean themselves :vampire:

[YJM04]

If you build it, they will come.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[John Holland]

And their keyboards .... will get. .....





:vampire: sticky :vampire:

[L,B'XXX]

John H'--You've reached the next level of consciousness. You will now expand to the realm of the Wizard. Just don't get the existensial blues.

[lamb_of_god]

Ah didn't see this thread. I should have posted the Star Wars thingo here.

Anyone see this? If WWII was played online (sorry for the long post):

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That is some funny shit!

[John Holland]

John H'--You've reached the next level of consciousness. You will now expand to the realm of the Wizard. Just don't get the existensial blues.




YES TEH MOTHERSHIPZZZORZZ!!111!1!

[Amon rA]

i laughed at this. (http://www.iamfuckingterrified.com/page2.html)

[Medicine man]

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/site/index.htm
click Homerun. Make your way home.
Let's see who is most experienced:D

[Transient]

32 :P

[YJM04]

40

[Medicine man]

Poor hehehe
112- me:D:D

[MyOwnSavior]

I like the sound he makes when he hits the ground. :rofl:

old guy fight (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/oldguyfight.html)

[rabbifoodslicer]

what the hell are they saying?

[newHELLonEARTH]

Divine Intervention (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/divine.html)

this game is funny, but fun as hell. i enjoy beating it. not too hard. everyone must play it.

[*insert name here*]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=377991&page=2&pp=25

[Six_Feet_Under_420]

http://www.nilechat.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7583


:p :p

Anus, Layer of the logs :p

[YJM04]

Divine Intervention (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/divine.html)

this game is funny, but fun as hell. i enjoy beating it. not too hard. everyone must play it.
king of the hill

[YJM04]

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/859/
i thought thats was pretty damn funny

[SicX]

That divine intervention game is crazy ! The little kid on skates kept killin me lol

[LordofStorms]

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/859/
i thought thats was pretty damn funny
haha I've seen that before

[sanderinos]

haha thats how I'd solve a problem

[fatdanny]

I just found out you can watch entire episodes of the mighty boosh series 2 here (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/mightyboosh/clips/). Its a very strange comedy programme. You probably need a high speed connection.
Sorry if its old news...

[YJM04]

http://www.interpunk.com/search.cfm?&searchfor=Cheer%20Up%20Emo%20Kid&

[MyOwnSavior]

Seven Forbidden Words (http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1125571028)

[blizzard_beast]

http://www.alldumb.com/item/13968/

Ahahaha! A Jewish "Klan" member in a black neighbourhood. Hilarious stuff! :rofl:

[fatdanny]

hahaha, that's brilliant. The way he was calling them all Tyrone and stuff. Hahaha

[YJM04]

http://www.maddogproductions.com/plotomatic.htm
i made one where a ex-cop had sex with 4 british men on welfare

[newHELLonEARTH]

king of the hill
:confused:

[John Holland]

I am curled up with a bottle of mountain dew, and perusing this :

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml

:rofl:

[YJM04]

I am curled up with a bottle of mountain dew, and perusing this :

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml

:rofl:
i thought the micheal jackson prank call was funny

[fatdanny]

I left my dad an answerphone message from Arnie

[L,B'XXX]

This is just so cute.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a53/undfan1989/bitchstolemyfish.jpg


When Walpurgis was about that big we'd tell him to grouch and that was the same face he'd make. He'd crack up laughing afterwards, but he was just as cute. I'd call it his Bobby Buzzard face.

[blizzard_beast]

For some reason that looks photoshopped.

[L,B'XXX]

It might be. I thought it was cute though.

[Amon rA]

a ha ha ha

http://moon.google.com/

keep on zooming in, and look closely at the landing sites

[far_beyond_sane]

Hamster fighting. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/543178.html)

Genius.

[Dahmers Fridge]

http://www.milbestlight.com/swf/game/game1.swf

A little game for the letchy perv in you!

[L,B'XXX]

Hey! I was playing that. walpurgis sent me the link. I didn't do so hot though. That's a good thing I guess.

[walpurgis]

Heh, I beat it in about five tries.

[L,B'XXX]

That's cuz you're a perv like your father.

[fatdanny]

I posted this (www.subservientchicken.com) about a year ago or so. If you haven't seen it it's worth a look

[Medicine man]

Just listen to this. Great :D
http://www.myspace.com/blackmetalprankcall

[YJM04]

sorry i beat u too it
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1582

[HelpMeHelpYou]

Easily one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
http://emosong.ytmnd.com/

and
This had me in tears I was laughing so hard last night. (I guess I must be emo)
http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

[autumncurve]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5289080549262016561

like magic...

[YJM04]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2843218064989214646&q=%22racer+X%22
this made me laugh for a while

[guitar_demon]

why? that was nowhere near funny

[*insert name here*]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-146478112420477767&q=guitar+solo

haha,pwnd

[younguitarist]

:rofl: :rofl:

[DeathCS]

hahahhha

[YJM04]

hahahaha. off the reflection of his guitar u could see/hear guitar port. that was funny as hell.

[far_beyond_sane]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-146478112420477767&q=guitar+solo

haha,pwnd

Some skinny fuck pretending to play the guitar. Forgive me for completely missing the humour.

[Dahmers Fridge]

Yeah that did appear to be devoid of the part that should make me chuckle!
We have a music show called Top Of The Pops on TV in th UK we can see little starlets mime to backing tracks and pretend to play instruments anytime we want! :D

Something to read with legs crossed. Should put you off taking Captain Pickard to warp factor 6 for a while!
http://www.masturbationhorror.com/vacuum.shtml

[Vardanstalt]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=15344721&Mytoken=20050715094507


Listen to the "fried clams" thing.... I always wondered if shit like that ever happened to Barney....

[YJM04]

ohh dear god
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bawling: :rofl:

[philkilla]

This guy must be out of his fuckin mind: http://metaltabs.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=350330# (http://cgi.ebay.com/CHROMEBOY-KILLER-FLOYD-EMGS-MAPLE-NECK-ESP_W0QQitemZ7353750775QQcategoryZ33043QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[low-tech]

http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0FG2BC8VFT0RV1TXHJA6VJ5TH3


this isnt really funny per say but pretty cool nontheless. its a highlight video of my favorite MMA fighter kazushi sakuraba. they call him "the gracie hunter" becoz he defeated 5 gracies<at the time when they were considered undefeatable> including Royce gracie<the dude in the gi>. you get to see alot of cool ju-jitsu moves and all around brutality. the soundtrack kinda sucks but many people who make these highlights are into shitty music, so bear with it<or turn the volume off>. this dude stepped into the ring at wieght disadvantages of upwards to 50 pounds, anyone you see in the video who is around the same size or a bit smaller is a gracie, everyone else was a 205p lightheavyweight, alot of them are steriod freaks<steriods arent illegal in japan, no testing in thier sports organizations> and he was a reigning LHW champ in his prime. enjoy

edit: i got a bunch of brutal slams and KO footage HLs, just give the word and ill throw em up

[far_beyond_sane]

Women from New Zealand - a species beholden only to themselves (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3426401a4560,00.html). Eww.

[L,B'XXX]

Wow, someone paler than me.

[MyOwnSavior]

new Retarded Animal Babies (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/207678)

[brainsforbreakfast]

this is sick :rofl:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/ipecac.html

[YJM04]

this is sick :rofl:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/ipecac.html
he was about to lick it up too

[Vardanstalt]

he was about to lick it up too

Hell, it was for 1000$. Fuck, I would do it too man. haha

[brainsforbreakfast]

Hell, it was for 1000$. Fuck, I would do it too man. haha

but that guy..so trusting.. it could have been rat poison for all he knew

[Vardanstalt]

but that guy..so trusting.. it could have been rat poison for all he knew

Yea... your right, but he did throw it right up after. But licking it up would be something else, unless he gagged and puked later on to get that shit outta his system. Free 1000$ :D

[L,B'XXX]

rat poison.... reminds me of Fawlty Towers last night. :D

[far_beyond_sane]

Been playing this a lot lately. (http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Stickman-Sam-2.html) Study procrastination, of course.

[low-tech]

Yea... your right, but he did throw it right up after. But licking it up would be something else, unless he gagged and puked later on to get that shit outta his system. Free 1000$ :D


its ipecac, they use that in hospitals. i had a friend who used drank some to vomit during thier shows set, took to long and only puked after the show, funny video tho

[autumncurve]

http://www.crapneto.com/video_bob/prognosis_wafflecone.mov

http://www.crapneto.com/video_bob/thedanish.mov

http://www.crapneto.com/video_bob/mitosing_cells.mov

last ones a stroke of genius...

[ImBored]

http://www.crapneto.com/video_bob/mitosing_cells.mov

last ones a stroke of genius...
Because Pen and teller never did that before or anything. But yeah its good; ill give it that.

Edit: +1 for zelda theme

[YOUR_GOD_IS_DEAD]

http://funbumper.com/video/81805/fartingpreacher.wmv

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[L,B'XXX]

its ipecac, they use that in hospitals. i had a friend who used drank some to vomit during thier shows set, took to long and only puked after the show, funny video tho


They don't advise ipecac anymore because in some poisoning incidents it makes them worse. We used to use it at the Home, but found out the drug stores only stocked 1 bottle at a time because of discontinued use.
:)

[fatdanny]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005460823,00.html

[BassBehemoth]

haha good one fatdanny.

[rabbifoodslicer]

"They have been known to attack park visitors in their search for a fix. "

heh what the hell...

[fatdanny]

hahahahahahah

http://dajmeister.blogspot.com/

Moron!

[rabbifoodslicer]

hey!!! wer not all stupit? :p

[newHELLonEARTH]

haha you cant even spell stupid :p

edit: but then again i forgot my apostrophe on can't haha

[rabbifoodslicer]

haha you cant even spell stupid :p
:bawling:

[Vardanstalt]

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/apricots.html

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[autumncurve]

that Vardan...was fucking wierd! i dunno whether it was funny or troubling

[brainsforbreakfast]

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/apricots.html

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

thats just so fucking disturbing! :eek:

[Vardanstalt]

Hahaha, Immortal is back!! :rofl:

[blizzard_beast]

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/apricots.html

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

APRICOTS!!!! :rofl:

[KevC]

holy shit have you guys heard of Brian Peppers?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

[walpurgis]

Good God that dude is horrific.
All I watch are fucking horror movies, but that dude creeps me out, big time.

Shit, it's like one of those things that I want to look at, but it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up on end to see. I'd fuckin freak if I even saw that guy, let alone have him touch my peppy.

[L,B'XXX]

Oh heck, I broke down and looked. I saw that guy's picture a year ago. I don't know if the thing is true, but since there's places to find out who sex offenders are in different areas, I suppose it would be easy to find out.

[LordofStorms]

holy shit have you guys heard of Brian Peppers?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
:eek: :eek: :eek:

For the sake of all that is holy,why in the fuck did you post that?

Kidding of course but damn........

[KevC]

yeah he freaks the shit out of me...whats even freakier is hes a sex offender...those poor souls

[walpurgis]

Yeah, I'd freak out and kill him.
Is he like a midget or is he normal size? I don't know what his condition is, and I don't really want to go searching for it because I don't want to look at him anymore.

[low-tech]

http://p214.ezboard.com/fkimbosliceforumfrm1

[YJM04]

he looked like somone u would see off the grinch

[YJM04]

http://p214.ezboard.com/fkimbosliceforumfrm1
i dont know what to think of that

[low-tech]

its an appreciation forum for a guy who is an underground streetfighter, for some reason i find it funny

[LordofStorms]

http://p214.ezboard.com/fkimbosliceforumfrm1
Damn dude,there is a video on Ogrish.com of that him knocking some other guys eye out.Hey is a beast.

[low-tech]

Damn dude,there is a video on Ogrish.com of that him knocking some other guys eye out.Hey is a beast.

kimbo slice is a living incarnation of the american dream

[Vardanstalt]

Damn dude,there is a video on Ogrish.com of that him knocking some other guys eye out.Hey is a beast.

I put that video in the Fighting Videos Thread...I think.

[autumncurve]

http://www.drmcninja.com/issue1.html

[brainsforbreakfast]

http://www.drmcninja.com/issue1.html

entertaining..

[walpurgis]

I'm afraid to click on these links now...

[L,B'XXX]

Well, I have been and nothing as been that weird that I've seen. That spiderchrist thing makes me laugh everytime I see it though.

Oh wait. The one I posted was pretty crazy. You might not want to click that. It's a hideous 2 headed monster.

[blizzard_beast]

http://p214.ezboard.com/fkimbosliceforumfrm1

Haha, I read on that forum that Kimbo got his ass beaten by some white guy. Have you got that video?

Here's another street fight video:

http://www.bofunk.com/video/2115/street_fight.html

A fat bitch falls off her motorcycle:
http://www.prerunners.net/media/fatty.mpeg

[YJM04]

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96781308/K=street+fight/v=2/SID=w/l=VDP/SIG=14l5sl9ne/EXP=1129493770/*-http%3A//www.lions-den.de/Selbstverteidigung/Kampfkunst_contra_SV/street_fight-_black_kid_vs._white_kid_ass_kicking_mma_ufc_pri.wmv
i think this belongs here, cuz that one guy gets his ass seriously kicked
i kept replaying the part where he kicks him in the face

[KevC]

haha doctor mcninja was hilarious, i cant wait till the next installment

[LordofStorms]

http://www.coalitionagainsthardcoredancing.com/index.html


^ For anyone who hates those 'HxC' dancers,there is a good many videos for you to laugh at.

[KevC]

omfg that hxc site is a golden find !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[far_beyond_sane]

Can you spot the disease at Virtual Autopsy? (http://www.le.ac.uk/pathology/teach/va/titlpag1.html)

Now, you too can learn what those death metal lyrics mean!

[L,B'XXX]

http://www.coalitionagainsthardcoredancing.com/index.html


^ For anyone who hates those 'HxC' dancers,there is a good many videos for you to laugh at.

I found the chicken-fucker remark to be amusing, but this one really takes the cake. It's from a newspaper article apparently. The guys wear girl's pants.
"The look he describes is common among students. Walking around the quad, it is easy to spot someone wearing girl jeans, a "super-tight hoodie," and a bandana in their back pocket."

The hankie in the back pocket reminded me of a site I stumbled across that gave the lowdown on hankies in pockets. Depending on what color and the location of the hankie they let another person know what sexual preferances one guy has for another. Now how gay is that for hxc? Don't ask me what the site was because it was quite some time ago and not what I was looking for. Pretty funny though.

[far_beyond_sane]

Click this link many times (http://www.webcomicslist.com/vote.php?type=in&webcomicid=1392) and make me happy, will ya? Seriously. Clicking this link and voting for Injustice Clown will make me smile.

Why? Because it's a comic. And it's good, because there is a diseased clown in it.

[autumncurve]

more Dr. McNinja!

http://www.drmcninja.com/mcdonalds.html

[Dahmers Fridge]

http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/lobby/

Ever wanted to know what you'd look like if you argued with a freight train or fell victim to a disorganised predatory serial killer with necrosadistic tendencies? Well nows your chance!
My family favourite is the chap who committed suicide by passing his body through a band saw!!! :sickface:

[autumncurve]

they are fucking savage... :sickface:

[Def]

might as well post it here too;

http://oysterderby.com/blog/?p=44

[autumncurve]

now that is fucking funny! haha :rofl:

[John Holland]

Damn, I'm in your signature.

[autumncurve]

is that a bad thing?

[John Holland]

No, its cool.


I woke up in the middle of the night not being able to sleep, and I see the old thread EvilGuitarist666 brings back ... and all I can think of is how he incurred the wrath of Alphie the Puppet.

[rabbifoodslicer]

http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/lobby/

Ever wanted to know what you'd look like if you argued with a freight train or fell victim to a disorganised predatory serial killer with necrosadistic tendencies? Well nows your chance!
My family favourite is the chap who committed suicide by passing his body through a band saw!!! :sickface:
your fucken disgusting...seriously

[L,B'XXX]

I'm glad you posted what they were. My hubby's first father-in-law had cancer and lived near tracks all his life. They never figured out if it was suicide or a freak accident. And a good friend of hubby's killed herself within the past year going around traffic to ram her car into a train. She was in her 20's but an abused child. Her dad didn't even come to her funeral. I posted a song I did about it awhile back.

[newHELLonEARTH]

damn. well it was blocked cause my mom has parental control on. :rolleyes:

[L,B'XXX]

She smacked yer knuckles with the hammer again, eh? :smash: GO MOM!!!

[Def]

http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/lobby/

Ever wanted to know what you'd look like if you argued with a freight train or fell victim to a disorganised predatory serial killer with necrosadistic tendencies? Well nows your chance!
My family favourite is the chap who committed suicide by passing his body through a band saw!!! :sickface:
crap, that's some horrible shit right there. that made my stomach turn 360 degrees. not exactly 'funny' internet crap but harsh reality, I can't believe some of those things are real.

I looked at them all, that chick who murdered her man and cut him into pieces with a saw, damn... she got caught because they photographed the whole thing and brought the film to a local supermarket, stupid fucks :D

[brainsforbreakfast]

crap, that's some horrible shit right there. that made my stomach turn 360 degrees. not exactly 'funny' internet crap but harsh reality, I can't believe some of those things are real.

I looked at them all, that chick who murdered her man and cut him into pieces with a saw, damn... she got caught because they photographed the whole thing and brought the film to a local supermarket, stupid fucks :D

damn, after reading your reply, this is one of the few links i'm not going to click.

[younguitarist]

http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/lobby/

Ever wanted to know what you'd look like if you argued with a freight train or fell victim to a disorganised predatory serial killer with necrosadistic tendencies? Well nows your chance!
My family favourite is the chap who committed suicide by passing his body through a band saw!!! :sickface:

God damn dude that picture was crazy

[IlikeRiffseveryone]

http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/lobby/

Ever wanted to know what you'd look like if you argued with a freight train or fell victim to a disorganised predatory serial killer with necrosadistic tendencies? Well nows your chance!
My family favourite is the chap who committed suicide by passing his body through a band saw!!! :sickface:

thats fucked

[IlikeRiffseveryone]

damn, after reading your reply, this is one of the few links i'm not going to click.

Good choice.

[Kalmahswamp]

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/presidential.html

[Dahmers Fridge]

your fucken disgusting...seriously
I guess you guys never got the first 2 Carcass albums with the original cover art then? :eek: :rolleyes:

http://leenks.com/gallery389-all.htm
Here's something fluffy and safe to make amends :)

[rabbifoodslicer]

heh not bad, must have been a pain in the ass to do that

[brainsforbreakfast]

Rats on Cocaine (http://www.apocalypsecartoons.com/roc/roc.html)

[L,B'XXX]

I thought this was cute and full of wisdom of the era. My friend and I were in a Steve and Barry's or Old Navy the other day, one of the new stores in teh mall anyways, and we saw the fringed belts and the ones with big rivets and started laughing. Oooo, flashbacks! :p

http://www.humoriste.freeservers.com/DiscoFever.htm

[blizzard_beast]

This guy is amazing! (Just turn off your speakers...)

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1426/the_urban_ninja/

[far_beyond_sane]

Some of you are being very gay today (http://magicvalley.com/articles/2005/10/30/news_topstory/news_topstory.1.txt) so here's a story about a man wrestling a big animal to death.

Recommended soundtrack: Dying Fetus or Bolt Thrower.

[fatdanny]

hahahahaha, don't get all hippy about this. (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/1019_051019_dogs_sharks.html)

[brainsforbreakfast]

hahahahaha, don't get all hippy about this. (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/1019_051019_dogs_sharks.html)

thats not funny, that is fucking depravity man

[far_beyond_sane]

LESSON TWO (http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/11/02/1130823232838.html?from=top5) in the FBS internet series "How to act like a man".

Today's installment involves wrestling a sword from your attacker and KILLING HIM WITH IT. For Great Justice!

[philkilla]

thats cool. I would have killed him too.