How do you imagine people look?

[far_beyond_sane]

I'm just curious...

For example, I see someone like Walpurgis as a giant muscled hulking creature, not unlike a troll, with hair partially obscuring his face, waving a club around and wearing all black. :)

[holding fears]

I imagine Wannabe as a happy looking guy with a goatee and a cap with dimples and a big smile..

Confirm it Wannabe.



(Heh, fine, I'm cheating :()

[atifman]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
I'm just curious...

For example, I see someone like Walpurgis as a giant muscled hulking creature, not unlike a troll, with hair partially obscuring his face, waving a club around and wearing all black. :)

me too!

before i used to think Wannabe looked like a preppy wearing bright clothes and a golf hat.
but it turns out he looks like a young Uncle Fester with a goatee.

[Disciple]

Most people look through their eyes.

[PST 88]

I could be a smartass and describe people based on pics I've seen of them, pretending it's what I imagined they looked like, but I wont.

I imagine nomad looks something like God. Except that I know nomad exists.

Oh, and I think sane looks like the type of guy you'd think would wanna kick the shit out of everyone around him, but instead would talk them, intelligently, to death.

[atifman]

Originally posted by Disciple
Most people look through their eyes.

man, that wasn't funny, sane even gave you an example.
although i partly agree, that the thread should have been titled "how do you imagine people look LIKE"
yeah


and i think Disciple looks like an pale old magician guy with a purple cloak which covers his eyes.......and under his cloak is an old slayer shirt and sweat pants.

[PST 88]

I think disciple's just the Satan guy from the cover of Show No Mercy.

[atifman]

Originally posted by PST 88
I think disciple's just the Satan guy from the cover of Show No Mercy.

yeah, that's how he looks like without the purple cloak and sweatpants

[PST 88]

Ah, I gotcha.

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Originally posted by PST 88

Except that I know nomad exists.



Do we?

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

And i have my theorys about what holding fears looks like....haha

I have my theory that hes a frog, in a cape and baseball cap

And that Head Split Open, is a Monkenanna! (long story, ask him if ya speak to him)

[atifman]

Originally posted by CtHuLhU DaWn
And i have my theorys about what holding fears looks like....haha

I have my theory that hes a frog, in a cape and baseball cap


elaborate on this theory.........

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

hes a frog!

I dont know why, other than he says "ribbit" a lot...

oh and he wears flourescant yellow and green hotpants!

"who wears short shorts"

[Disciple]

euh what are "hot pants"?

Is it hot as in "hot dog" or as in "damn that girl is HOT,I wanna fuck her brains out and then turn her into my zombie sex slave"

[atifman]

hot pants are really tight short shorts sometimes made from spandex


so it's both

[Disciple]

ah

[slayme_returns]

I think PST probably looks like a fuckin long-haired bastard and most likely writes guitar solos and sings lyrics to them.

[memnoch]

I think walpurgis looks like an angry, muscle filled american who's had enough of the world. Just by looking in his eyes, you know not to mess with him.

I imagine wannabe to look somewhat preppy-ish...although i think he said that himself before, so whatever.

Atif.....hmm......no taller than about 5'10, skinny enough.....someone who jokes around in class and with friends.....short hair.

Although i've seen a picture of sane.....i think he's pretty much what i imagined.

[walpurgis]

Well, thanks for what you guys have said about me so far, except the Troll thing :p

I imagine that Saney looks like something done by the great M.C. Escher :)

Memnoch seems almost like your "everyday Joe" kinda person in appearance, but a hell of a lot cooler than that.

Wannabe would be one of those skater types with weird hair and always looks happy, lol.

Atif...hmm...I'm afraid to think about it :)

[slayme_returns]

I've seen pics of all the old atmetalers however havent seen any of the newer peeps.


MEMNOCH is probably sittin at his computer wearing a black cloak shadowing his face. Lit candles surround his computer and monitor, the dried wax remains down the sides. His hands are eternally stuck in the devil horn position makin it difficult for him to type efficiently. He's so fucking metal he makes me feel pop. Think Danny Lilker but more metal.


DISCIPLE is bald and has perfect teeth. They've gone a little yellow recently from smoking but its not too terrible.

He's got a scar above his left eye from getting into a fight with memnoch, a virtual fight at least. See, he was in a heated verbal argument on the forums here and Disciple slammed his fist on his desk hitting the edge of the keyboard. The keyboard flew up and slit a nice gash above his left eye. He wears only leather gloves so not to expose his hands, for his right palm carries the mark.



WALPURGIS is an average everyday American male, except for a few distinguishing characteristics. His eyebrows are shaved first of all, due to an incident at a party where he passed out first. Walpurgis wears only clothes approved by his agent, who happens to be a certain forum member that I cannot reveal. In fact the information on Walpurgis is 100% true, I got it from his agent.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
MEMNOCH is probably sittin at his computer wearing a black cloak shadowing his face. Lit candles surround his computer and monitor, the dried wax remains down the sides. His hands are eternally stuck in the devil horn position makin it difficult for him to type efficiently. He's so fucking metal he makes me feel pop. Think Danny Lilker but more metal.

It took me 20 minutes to write this post. :(

Being too metal isn't always good kids.....almost always, but not.

Taking a shit is a whole other story! (the cleaning part)

[slayme_returns]

METALGRAINGIRL-- She's of average height and amazing looking. Everyone thinks she worships Phil, but what alot of people dont realize is she's a huuuge Glen Benton fan. In '93 she started up the metalgraingirl Glen Benton fan club which was 50 bucks first time payment and then after that she doesnt send you shit! She kept the money to put in her swiss bank account. I think she eventually used the money to go on a road trip in search of Glen. She may or may not confirm this, you'd have to ask her. Anyways, she ended up here in the forums after she hit a misleading Deicide link. Ask her about the inverted cross she burned into her forehead sometime.




ATIFMAN-- small stumpy little bastard that reminds me of Frodo Baggins. I saw him last year at a Slayer show and he was beggin me to hoist him up because by God he couldnt see the damn band. I felt sorry for him so I put him up on my shoulders, it was ok for awhile but after about 30 minutes it wasnt so comfortable. It was dark, but from what I remember he had black hair, a moustache that curled out on the ends and a little small sliver of a goatee. I had to put him down eventually but he thanked me and handed me a silver coin and seemingly vanished. I hadnt seen or heard from him since until I noticed his name on the forums here, what a small fuckin world. As for that silver coin he gave me, hey atif, any reason why you gave me a coin with a penis shape on it? Just curious, is that currency in Atifland or what?

[PST 88]

Actually, I make those little penis coins on a mint in my basement. But dont tell anyone!

[walpurgis]

And I honestly feel honored about being the first one mentioned here ;)

Much appreciated James.

[PST 88]

Actually, I just realized, a description of slayme is lacking. Well, dont let slayme's pics fool you, he's not the big bad Texan you all expect. In truth, he lives in that man's stomach. He's a miniature, psychic being, resembling a baby, but with the ability to speak. And, of course, read minds. He's just a head and some tiny arms, like a T-rex has, but that doesnt mean he's not dangerous. In fact, he's the head of a small but determined resistance group working in mines deep below the surface of mars, and his incredible mental ability gives them a much-needed edge against an oppresive and secretive government. The only reason he's here is because he needs two things: 1. a cover, and 2. an easy place to recruit impressionable minds. Oh, fuck, maybe I said too much. If I blow your cover, sorry dude!

[slayme_returns]

OPETHRULES- About 6 ft. tall, plays baseball and was the first one in his high school's history to be a starter with a wooden big toe. He hides the fact now and will probably charge if provoked with this past information. Do not feed the OpethRules. Word has it, that his big toe was made out of wood from a broken off piece of one of Babe Ruth's baseball bats. Now, he's lost most of the former baseball muscle and eats cheetos at the computer while he roams Metaltabs..

[Freezer666]

i imagine freezer666 being muscly and the most beautiful thing in the world
:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

[memnoch]

Originally posted by Freezer666
i imagine freezer666 being muscly and the most beautiful thing in the world
:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

I imagine freezer as a 15 year old kid with glasses, VERY skinny...always carries books wherever he goes...never know when a studying party might break out!

He goes to bed a night dreaming of being Arnold Schwarzanigger, except with memnoch's face....actually he dreams about being memnoch altogether.

[Freezer666]

nah im 17, no glasses...contact lense...and no they arent the cause of my permanently red eyes...im not strongly built but i can absorb a few hits and give a few back :)

[PST 88]

Well damn, that's good to know, in case I'm ever in Quebec and looking for a fight with a punk kid who feels the need to threaten people over the internet when he feels attacked. I dont believe this thread has anything to do with whether or not you can take a punch, it has to do with walpurgis's muscles.

[memnoch]

Agreed......also how we must not provoke the walpurgis....for his many muscles can and will destroy us.

But not if i splash wax in his eyes first!:eek:

[Freezer666]

...
youre the one that takes anything as a threat heh
i was referring to his fucking skinny description

[PST 88]

skinny has nothing to do with fighting, my friend. Whether or not you can take a punch is irrelevant, and bringing it up is a, possibly unconscious, sign of agression, and most people respond with agression to perceived, again, possibly unconsciously perceived, attacks. Either way though, taking a punch has nothing to do with the topic at hand, as this is looks, not fighting ability. A subtle but distinct difference.

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by memnoch
Agreed......also how we must not provoke the walpurgis....for his many muscles can and will destroy us.

But not if i splash wax in his eyes first!:eek:

'the walpurgis'

Am I now like a fuckin Yeti or something? :)


And what's up with this all having to do with me? lol

[slayme_returns]

Because you're so fuckin cute walpurgis!!! You fuckin muscled cute bitch ass gigantic hulk!!

[walpurgis]

Coming from the man that started the "I'm gay" thread...I'm really flattered right now...I feel like a schoolgirl *teehee*

hahaha FLAMING! :flame:

[atifman]

Originally posted by memnoch
Atif.....hmm......no taller than about 5'10, skinny enough.....someone who jokes around in class and with friends.....short hair.


why is that freakishly accurate?

[memnoch]

MUHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!:vampire:

[far_beyond_sane]

I THINK ATIF IS BROWNY BROWN BROWN!

[atifman]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
Atifland

man that would be a hella cool Amusement park.

and that wasn't a silver coin, that was a platinum one, for you to melt down and plate your teeth with.


SLAYME, i'd say he's bald like Montel Williams, looks kinda like Curly from the Three Stooges. alwears wears brass knuckles, and an old mumu. At home, he wears a graduation gown and parachute pants.

that's how i imagine him.:)

[atifman]

Originally posted by walpurgis
Atif...hmm...I'm afraid to think about it :)

it's because you're afraid you'll realize that.........you love me. :love:

[slayme_returns]

FAR_BEYOND_SANE-- a skinny dude, hair down past his ass, thick black eyeglasses and three gold fillings in his teeth with his initials carved into them. He'll carve your initials in one of them if you pay him, http://www.farbeyondsanecarvesyourinitials.com Ok, seriously he's really from Texas and plods around town in his 30 gallon hat and an old sony walkman pumpin willie nelson tunes into his goofy vulcan ears. Ok, seriously seriously he's not even real but rather just some figment of your imagination.

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
FAR_BEYOND_SANE-- a skinny dude, hair down past his ass, thick black eyeglasses and three gold fillings in his teeth with his initials carved into them. He'll carve your initials in one of them if you pay him, http://www.farbeyondsanecarvesyourinitials.com Ok, seriously he's really from Texas and plods around town in his 30 gallon hat and an old sony walkman pumpin willie nelson tunes into his goofy vulcan ears. Ok, seriously seriously he's not even real but rather just some figment of your imagination.

Brilliant, captivating, effervescent description... and entirely wrong :D

SLAYME

Bent over at the shoulders like a mythological troll, this large pasty white creature searches the dustbins of the Deep South for empty Bud cans, which it gleefully crushes. No-one quite knows why this obsession for aluminium exists. Hair grows sporadically over his whole head and his most frequent conversation is 'duh, duh, duh' said in time to his footsteps as he trudges the world in his relentless search for empty beer receptacles to crush...

[memnoch]

Haha, this is the best thread in weeks!!

Good job Sane!:beer:

[atifman]

Originally posted by memnoch
Haha, this is the best thread in weeks!!

Good job Sane!:beer:

i second that motion! (i've always wanted to say that for some reason)

:beer: :beer:

[atifman]

far_beyond_sane: he's straight-up a kangaroo (the boxing kind like on looney tunes), no buts about it. I'm sure walpurgis will wholeheartedly agree with me on this one.

[walpurgis]

You're damn right I agree!

[PST 88]

Sane is actually a Lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, posted on an island off the coast of Italy. He's a short financial genius named Milo (I wont give out his last name to protect his identity). As a mess officer, he has set up a series of black markets in the Italy area, and manages to buy eggs for 7 cents, sell them for 5, and still make a profit. He even sells religious icons(pope was gonna sell em on the open market, so clever sane bought em up), and if you want any, just ask for Milo.

[holding fears]

I imagine...

Memnoch: Average height and average weight even though the weight aspect is a bit to the skinny side, black short hair that looks like it hasn't been combed in a long time. Very talkative, but in a competitive way, loves to personally laugh at others around him but not tell them. Does not look like he wants to fight, but if he does, he will lay it all on the line.

Atifman: Well I know he's originally from Pakistan, so he'd look umm, let's see... glasses, facial hair (goatee I would think, or maybe a beard), very friendly, umm let's see, short black hair, body not buff but still powerfull looking in some way. Likes to talk to girls, a lot (who dosen't?)

FBS: Skinhead, clothes look very much like he dosen't care what he's wearing, loves to talk a lot, can't stop talking once he's started. Feels as if he's seen something he's rather curious about, or something weird, he NEEDS to research and find more about it, no matter what it is. Feels that everybody misunderstands him in the real world, and that he can't express himself sometimes unless he talks.

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by PST 88
Sane is actually a Lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, posted on an island off the coast of Italy. He's a short financial genius named Milo (I wont give out his last name to protect his identity). As a mess officer, he has set up a series of black markets in the Italy area, and manages to buy eggs for 7 cents, sell them for 5, and still make a profit. He even sells religious icons(pope was gonna sell em on the open market, so clever sane bought em up), and if you want any, just ask for Milo.

Entire thing quoted from Catch 22.

You're all a bunch of bastards :D

[PST 88]

Well yeah, but I only did Catch 22 cause I knew you'd know it. Though I made it pretty painfully obvious, but that's what Milo is. I coulda done, I dunno, maybe Yossarian without being as obvious. Unless, maybe you'd rather be Sheisskopf?

[powersofterror]

20 bucks say you can't guess what i look like
......looking at my halloween pic (avatar) from last year
wont help you a bit.
i look nothing like it.:homer:

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Originally posted by walpurgis

Wannabe would be one of those skater types with weird hair and always looks happy, lol.



Dude....thats ME!

[atifman]

Originally posted by holding fears
, facial hair (goatee I would think, or maybe a beard),

nah i'm too handsome to have lots of wild facial hair. how could i talk the girls if i had facial hair like a scrub?


but you were right about the glasses, girls, and powerful looks.

[Katham]

Ummm...

Dude (and his alter-egos):
Short guy, short hair, very skinny, around 15 years old.

Walpurgis:
Just like Shane Embury from Napalm Death :D :D :D.

Atifman:
Short black facial hair, kinda tan skin.

Sane:
Like an Escherhead...

Slayme:
Like Rob Halford, but has some slashes on his face.

Holding Fears:
Tall, long straight blonde hair. Maybe glasses too.

Memnoch:
A bit squab, about 20 cm long curly brown hair.

Couldn't think of any more right now...

BTW, I'm really interested how do you think I look like...

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Originally posted by Katham
BTW, I'm really interested how do you think I look like...

Katham is the legendary Cheesy Sasquatch, HE roams the mountains looking for an internet connection, which he regularly steals from climbers on everest...
HE is one big hairy motherfucker and grunts a lot, he smells of cheese, hence Cheesy Sasquatch....


And no-ones done me!

[Katham]

Yeah... Nearrrrrllyyyy... I really growl much, but I'm continuously stimpering too, that's why I have been banned from all pubs here.. (alright, not every, but at least 3 of them...) I don't smell like cheese btw, rather like...um... dunno...

BTW, I think you have green and yellow punkish hair, you are wearing flannel jackets, checked trousers with tons of safety pins, and you smell like beer...

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Originally posted by Katham
Yeah... Nearrrrrllyyyy... I really growl much, but I'm continuously stimpering too, that's why I have been banned from all pubs here.. (alright, not every, but at least 3 of them...) I don't smell like cheese btw, rather like...um... dunno...

BTW, I think you have green and yellow punkish hair, you are wearing flannel jackets, checked trousers with tons of safety pins, and you smell like beer...


Your way off me dude, haha

Anyone else have another guess?

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by Katham

Sane:
Like an Escherhead...


BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD SON OF A BASTARD'S BASTARD'S BASTARD!

Yeah, it's true :)

[holding fears]

Originally posted by CtHuLhU DaWn

Anyone else have another guess?


Hmmm, tall, blonde short hair, skinny, baggy cothing.

[slayme_returns]

Fuckin A man, Halford rules!!

[Trendkill_420]

:( no one likes me:(

well i've seen some of you from the atmetal photobook.

i've never actually thought about the rest of ya though. Ya'll look like a bunch of letters typed on my screen.

[holding fears]

Originally posted by Trendkill_420

Ya'll look like a bunch of letters typed on my screen.

True, oh how true.

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Originally posted by holding fears



Hmmm, tall, blonde short hair, skinny, baggy cothing.


Nope

I'm tall and baggy clothing


Blonde short hair, and skinny are WAAAAAY off

I'm not fat, but i'm not skinny

But the hair thing....haha

[Slaytaniac]

cthulhu dawn: a small kid....ughh, girly acting but doesn't realize it....

far_beyond_sane: (I agree with whoever siad it) looks like he's suprised at whatever he sees and must investigate.......sorta looks like Phil Anselmo at a glance...*note:at a glance*...

holding fears: average height, weight....ect...ugh, short dark hair and hunched over the keyboard of his computer...

wannabe: heh, some average guy that you would see on a summer day...woulnd't really even think he's into metal....and, with a cap on...

memnoch: heh, at a glance.......he looks alot like that guy from the movie "scream"
the guy that is the 2nd killer and acts goofy, you know that guy who plays Shaggy in the new scooby doo movie....exept with shorter hair....

father death: looks exactly like someone I know thats named Scott and goes to my school....exept the guy at my school has blonde hair and father death has black...and he thinks he's real cool for having a slightly long go-t thing...

atifman: a tall purple stuffed bear looking thing that likes to stand beside invisibly blurred people...

[Slaytaniac]

Oh yeah, almost forgot.......

metal phreak: looks exactly like kenny rogers...

[memnoch]

Originally posted by Slaytaniac
memnoch: heh, at a glance.......he looks alot like that guy from the movie "scream"
the guy that is the 2nd killer and acts goofy, you know that guy who plays Shaggy in the new scooby doo movie....exept with shorter hair....

father death: looks exactly like someone I know thats named Scott and goes to my school....exept the guy at my school has blonde hair and father death has black...and he thinks he's real cool for having a slightly long go-t thing...


Thanks.......man............

Funny, my name is Scott.

[far_beyond_sane]

SCOTT FROM CANADA!

"I HATE YOU TERRANCE AND PHILLIP! I hate you and I wish you both had cancer"

"Cancer?"

"Yes. In the head."

"Head cancer?"

Hahahahahahahahah silly flapping-headed little man :p

[metalgraingirl]

DUDE!! FUCKIN A!! i can't believe you remember that! I thought i was the only one!!
'what are you doing scott?'
'i'm giving you cancer with my mind'

'head cancer?'

'ah, don't give ME cancer!'



and the ever classic:
"your a dick"
"no, your a dick"
"no, your a dick"
"your a dick"
your a dick"

[Clad in Shadows]

:eek:

http://webpages.charter.net/visceral2/rakebook/Reebo.jpg

[memnoch]

I don't really remember it myself.......but still, DAMN YOU!!! BOTH OF YOU!!! (mostly sane though)

[atifman]

Originally posted by Slaytaniac
atifman: a tall purple stuffed bear looking thing that likes to stand beside invisibly blurred people...

the name's Baloo, son. and i ain't purple, i'm black.

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by Katham
Walpurgis:
Just like Shane Embury from Napalm Death :D :D :D.

Sane:
Like an Escherhead...


Hehehe, Escherhead :)

I'm haunted by that damn Shane Embury thing.....

[MetalPoldi]

memnoch: someone with a "slayer"-shirt that´s too short, so you can see his gigantic beer-belly which rests on the keyboard.

walpurgis: because of this thread i have the imagination of a huge troll, like the one from "lord of the rings". Perhaps he looks not so dumb.

f_b_s: i know his photo, but without: an outback nerd.

atifman: winona´s big brown beaver.

the guy with the gigantic miniature hamster: exactly like this transgene animal.

*Def-ex*: the singer from nsync, just a bit more strange.

That should last for today.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by MetalPoldi
memnoch: someone with a "slayer"-shirt that´s too short, so you can see his gigantic beer-belly which rests on the keyboard.

walpurgis: because of this thread i have the imagination of a huge troll, like the one from "lord of the rings". Perhaps he looks not so dumb.

f_b_s: i know his photo, but without: an outback nerd.

atifman: winona´s big brown beaver.

the guy with the gigantic miniature hamster: exactly like this transgene animal.

*Def-ex*: the singer from nsync, just a bit more strange.

That should last for today.

Haha, that sounds a little more like my true self. Cept me belly ain't that huge......yet.

And the n'sync thing.....B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L!!!!!!:D :D

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by MetalPoldi

atifman: winona´s big brown beaver.


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I fucking hate Primus :angry: but that was still damn funny :)

[wannabe]

Atifman----indian


I am the prep-miester, bitches.....

[far_beyond_sane]

Read the pic title.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
Read the pic title.

I'm guessing Euronymous is the ugly one? :D

[Katham]

Awright, searched for some pics, here are some ideas:

Wannabe:
Just like Slaytanic told.

Slaytaniac:
The second guy from the left, expect he never wears sunglasses. (http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200_web/drp000/p002/p00202x3ok9.jpg)

MetalPoldi:
The one with the cap at the right. (http://www.deathmetal.com/acheron/achband.gif)

The Crying Orc:
The second from the right. (http://www.hatesatanic.org/Photo/Hate3.jpg)

Euronymus:
One at the right, expect he is a bit younger. (http://www.bal-sagoth.freeserve.co.uk/main.jpg)

Father Death:
Somewhere between the left and the middle. (http://www.deathmetal.com/coffin/band.jpg)

RomikQ:
Something like the biiiig Jim Withley (http://homepages.nyu.edu/~alr237/ripcord_insert1.jpg)

[MetalPoldi]

@Katham: More the second one from the left of that pic. And you are the fat guy from "almoust famous". Don´t ask me what´s his name is. But it´s definately you, perhaps with red hair.


@f_b_s: SUCKER!!!!:kaioken: When i get you, you can find your pic on rotten.com!!!:kaioken:

[Katham]

Ummm... I'm not fat... :D :D :D

Rather skinny, but no, not skinny neither.

[Tattered]

ok i imagine

far_beyond_sane: as a really tall guy with a brown goatee, and long blonde hair with a long sleeved black t-shirt with a inverted cross around his neck

memnoch: as a bloke around 5ft 6 with short black hair, with a t-shirt saying ''freak'' and looks a bit like the korn drummer.

walpurgis: as a medium height, with a skinhead, and a spliff in his hand.

[Tattered]

and i dont know much of the other forum people

[memnoch]

Originally posted by tatter3d
memnoch: as a bloke around 5ft 6 with short black hair, with a t-shirt saying ''freak'' and looks a bit like the korn drummer.

You couldn't be father from the truth.

First of all, i'm almost 6ft 2 inches.

[MetalPoldi]

What´s 6 ft 2 inches about 1,90m? I´m 1,95m and 99 kg. How much is this in pound or whatever you have in the "new world".

@Katham: I meant Jack Black, i think.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by MetalPoldi
What´s 6 ft 2 inches about 1,90m? I´m 1,95m and 99 kg. How much is this in pound or whatever you have in the "new world".

@Katham: I meant Jack Black, i think.

Let me check my old conversion table......well i can't find it....but i think it's about the same thing.

If i'm not mistaken, 1 meter is about 3.3 feet or so.....so i guess i'm around 1.8-1.9 meters. And i think i may be around the 85kg region. Not sure though.

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by tatter3d
walpurgis: as a medium height, with a skinhead, and a spliff in his hand.

Medium height? Maybe...Skinhead? No, my hair's over a foot long, and what the hell is a spliff?

:homer: And I'm putting this up for my friend Suzie...it's the least I can do for her being my bitch, lol.

[Dieff_54]

i do believe a spliff is a joint bob.:stoned:

[atifman]

Spliff is the name of Busta Rhyme's right hand man, he's in the "Flip Mode Squad"

[Henry Wolfe]

Originally posted by Dieff_54
i do believe a spliff is a joint bob.:stoned:

It's a joint made with weed and tobacco, very strong shit. I hit it like a joint the first time, and my lungs burned for hours.

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by memnoch


You couldn't be father from the truth.

First of all, i'm almost 6ft 2 inches.

You *are* a midget, aren't you...

[Katham]

Walpurgis about 3-4 years ago. (http://www.geocities.com/area51/zone/2453/Napalm/Fotos/unseen_terrorists.jpg)

[Katham]

Copy and paste to the url line if the picture not works.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane


You *are* a midget, aren't you...

shhhhhh......don't tell anyone!

[Trendkill_420]

Originally posted by walpurgis


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I fucking hate Primus :angry: but that was still damn funny :)

c'mon man. Ya gotta appreciate primus.

wynona's got herself a big brown beaver......:D :D :D

[memnoch]

I like Primus as background music or when i'm feeling jolly......it's not the type of music i would listen to just to listen to music.

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by Trendkill_420
c'mon man. Ya gotta appreciate primus.

wynona's got herself a big brown beaver......:D :D :D

Uh uh dude, that's some of the most annoying shit I've ever heard...

[atifman]

Originally posted by MetalPoldi
atifman: winona´s big brown beaver.

hmm.........so is that a good thing or a bad thing? i wish i knew what you were talking about :confused:

[memnoch]

Primus man.......PRIMUS!

[mrweijia]

Walpurgis: mix between Steve and jerry springer( steve's body, jerry's face?)

Atif: small head, no chin, thick glasses and big smile.

Ctuhu Dawn, hair past the eyes, skater shorts/pants, carries a board around but doesnt skate

[atifman]

Originally posted by mrweijia
Atif: big smile.


that's not all i got that's big! ;) ;)










i also have big ears.

[mrweijia]

hahaha, do you have a big erection problem too?

[walpurgis]

Hahah, why would I have Jerry Springer's face? He doesn't look like a yeti!

[AngelOfDeath]

Originally posted by walpurgis
Hahah, why would I have Jerry Springer's face? He doesn't look like a yeti!

He does.

[mrweijia]

it's how i see you, tiny head, big body

[walpurgis]

I don't have a tiny head!

[MetalPoldi]

mrweijia:
(I´ve heard he´s quite tall for a Chinese. Yes, i know that only some Chinese people are small.;) )
Like a small child that just runs around your knees and wants everything.;) In front of his PC he hangs from the cover/ top ( i don´t knoew how it´s called) of his room and does some physics after each post like Jackie Chan.

[mrweijia]

ok, just to clarify, its mostly the southern chinese people who are short. i'm from up north and i might possibly have mongolian and barbarian blood. and physics? jackie chan doesnt do physics, do you mean karate?

[MetalPoldi]

Well my fucking English. I mean do the things you do at the gym. Like hanging from the top of your room (feet above, head down) and put your head up to the feet. And karate for sure.
Barbarian and mongolian blood? We have Dshinghis Khan at metaltabs.;)

[mrweijia]

oh those things, they're like crunches, but harder.

[MetalPoldi]

JohnMansley has got glasses and wears the same Liverpool-shirt for his whole life. And he's got spider-fingers!!!!

[Tattered]

You must of had a big spade to dig this one up Poldi.

[MetalPoldi]

I just went to the last site of ChitChat and then i saw this thread.
It's fun to read and see the pictures.
I still hate f_b_s for that pic.

[Darko]

I think John would look something like Fabio.

[powersofterror]

Whoa haha, shit, this thread is old. I always saw John as someone I would probably want to punch in the face.....big thick goggles for glasses with tight pants above the belly button, and a pocket protector for his sets of pens and pencils. ;)but you know I'm kidding. I remember Atif saying once that I looked like a young Van Halen...

[Def]

jezus, this IS old... Wannabe time haha!

[Tattered]

I always pictured john to look a bit like Michael Owen, but with dark hair and a Nile t-shirt.

[MetalThrashingMad]

Nihily- skinny black guy
Chris- heavy black guy

Trans- fat little german fellow

[guitar_demon]

haha i think we all have the same image of john, i picture him with glasses and a pipe wearing one of those barret caps.

def-a blurry guy
MTM-like dave mustaine back in the day
trans-a transexual fish
tatterd-kinda like mr webster
metalpoldi (before seeing his pics) a sterotypical german that you would see on an SS propaganda poster
other people i just accocitate them with their avatar
like soul looking like pinhead ect

[MetalThrashingMad]

Wait im not done!

LBXXX- like Lita Ford
Nomad- Like Chuck Schuldiner

Its hard to do for me. Im still thinking...

[guitar_demon]

Wait im not done!

LBXXX- like Lita Ford



more like joan jett

[MetalThrashingMad]

Maybe with longer hair? I dunno...

I will probably post my yearbook pic by tomorrow.

[guitar_demon]

haha that should be golden...
my yearbook pics always looked like mug shots, well thats what my mom would say anyway

[MetalThrashingMad]

Exactly the same here, I just smirk kinda, no smiling.

[Soulinsane]

other people i just accocitate them with their avatar
like soul looking like pinhead ect

I'm not to far from it either, but without the pins, cold died skin, and coal black eyes.

[Tattered]

haha i think we all have the same image of john, i picture him with glasses and a pipe wearing one of those barret caps.


Thats weird because i dont picture him with glasses, just because hes intelligent doesent mean he looks geeky.

Hmm, he will have to post a pic.

[BLS]

John wears a black Zyklon beanie, has bushy eyebrows and a goatee. Sideburns down to the bottom of his ears too!

[MetalThrashingMad]

I would say bls has a goat beard.

[Def]

haha that should be golden...
my yearbook pics always looked like mug shots, well thats what my mom would say anyway
rofl!! Post one!!

the one in my drivers licence looks like a mug shot, my other pics are just blurry.

[MyOwnSavior]

Damn, this is old. I'll post something but I got to go and eat some turkey.

[blizzard_beast]

I would say BLS is a cross between a dimebag darell and zakk wylde with a thick beard and aviator sunglasses, far_beyond_sane as a bald guy with a goatee ( perhaps i've gotten too used to his avatar) , and atifman as a godly like figure, sort of like the sterotypical image of god, but wearing all black and combat boots.

[guitar_demon]

well fbs' avatar is a pic of him so your dead on

@def, i have no way of geting pics on here, which is for the better cause if your girlfreind ever saw it she would dump you and fly here just tobe with me:D

[ManOwaR]

Far_beyond_sane - bald guy with muscles, a lot of tattoos, and some beard

Def - short black hair, pretty normal looking guy. Holding a beer.

Cat avatar guy - black hair, always very happy and fun person.

Soulinsane - like pinhead

MetalThrashingMad - blonde hair down to his shoulders. The opposite of fat (can't remember the word...slim?)

BLS - black long hair. Always in a t-shirt wit some cool picture on it. Just a tiny little fat.

CANNIBALCORPSE - light very long extremly straight hair. Very slim(? still cant remember the right word..) wearing a black t-shirt tha says CANNIBAL CORPSE on it.

ShredIsNotDead - black very long curly hair, very intellegent.

John - very light and fun personallity. Very intellegent and really knows his shit. Always wearing a liverpool t-shirt from 1997.

Credit To Dementia (sp?) - short brown hair, very smart. Pretty avarage looking. Has big lips.

BassBehemoth - Bald with sunglasses.

Tatt3rd - Holding a bass, in a black and white t-shirt, with a big nose.

Darko - has Beatles hair, has muscles like the kung-fu guys in the movies, like jackie chan.


ok thats enough for now.

[guitar_demon]

yea slim or thin

i picture manowar with blonde hair shoulder length kinda tall and call to hang with

[Tattered]

Tatt3rd - Holding a bass, in a black and white t-shirt, with a big nose.
.

Hahaha big nose..ohhh, Yeah i suppose your right. :D

[MyOwnSavior]

BLS - perfect combination of skinny and fat, thick nerdy goatee, his neck starts at the top of his ears, weird long undercut which he keeps under a Megadeth hat

CANNIBALCORPSE - skinny George Fisher wannabe

Soulinsane - Private Joker

andrewc - Mikael Akerfeldt if he wasn't in Opeth and worked at some fastfood placelike McDonald's :drunk:

Andrew1331 - skinny, looks like Jim Carry if he had shoulder length hair, always wearing white shirts for some reason

Credit to Dementia - secretly Dave Mustaine

BassBehemoth - Bald guy who likes Vehemence (but not as much as me)

Darko - the guy who playd Donny Darko

guitar_demon - a cat who plays guitar

def - thin drunk guy who wears the same hoody and baseball cap everyday and throws thrash cans at his friends

MetalThrashingMad - very angry banana

PST - his avatar

ManOwaR - power metal guy, with the large spikey wristbands and chains

MoonRaven - Troll-like viking with a raven on his shoulder

ShredIsNotDead - Steve Vai for some reason

[guitar_demon]

guitar_demon - a cat who plays guitar

def - thin drunk guy who wears the same hoody and baseball cap everyday and throws thrash cans at his friends


he does seem to be wearing the same thing in all his pics

and dame you got me right on, shit heres a pic of me

[MyOwnSavior]

dame you got me right on, shit heres a pic of meOMG, hi-larious :beer:

[johnmansley]

I think John would look something like Fabio.

This is the closest anybody has got to describing me accurately!

Nah, the Michael Owen one was probably closer, although I've been told before that I have a vague resemblance to Steven Gerrard. Very vague if you ask me - in fact if you were completely blind you would still say it was a vague description.

No glasses, I'm afraid, and I don't look the slightest bit geeky. No mutton chops or goatee either, BLS! In fact, stubble makes me look even younger than when I'm clean shaven - you probably wouldn't say I was 23 either, more like 18. I'm about 5' 9" with short dark brown hair. I have a bit of a beer gut but you wouldn't say I was fat under normal conditions (about 160lbs).

I wear my 2001 Liverpool home and away shirts at least once per week when I'm in the house. 2001 was the year that Liverpool won the FA, UEFA and League cups so these shirts hold precious memories for me. The FA cup final of that year remains the only game that I have openly cried while watching (how can any Liverpool fan not get a lump in their throat when Michael Owen slots that 89th minute winner past David Seaman's despairing, outstretched left hand and into the bottom right corner?).

So yeah, that's basically me. If I get some modern technology I'll post a pic for you all to marvel at my non-geekiness and extensive likeness to Fabio.

[BLS]

This thread is halarious :beer:

[johnmansley]

Any derogatory comments about my Liverpool shirts will be met with extreme fury and great vengeance!

[guitar_demon]

uh...liverpool sucks :p

[johnmansley]

Except in 2001!

[guitar_demon]

yea your right thats the year they swallowed

[johnmansley]

We swallowed three big chunks of silver all right!

[Trendkill 420]

for those of you who i've seen your pic. I'll disqualify you.


john mansley: bond. james bond.
bassbehemoth: a bald motherfucker with a beer gut.
fearfrost: a skinny dude, with a bottle of jack in one hand and earphones.
chrisrezendeasd;lfjdsl;jlsdkjf: a guy sittin behind his desk. Well illuninated, with glasses
credit to dementia: sitttin in a library readin hustler
guitar_demon:jackin off to guitar worlds guide.
Bls: a big blow up doll with 3 reamed out holes from my cock.
Myownsavior: A kid sittin in dad's room, typing on a computer and ignoring the popups of child porn.
def: pissin in the corner
pst: me. (i';m not tryin to soun d gay)
tatterd : playing some motherfucking bass.
shred is dead: sittin in front of a shrine of himself(turns out, himself is not himself)
metalthrashing: a big fucking dancing banana!
man o war: a jelly fish from australia
farbeyondsane: your' pic says it all. You like like my little brother.

[BassBehemoth]

The most of the names are copied and pasted.

CANNIBALCORPSE - Before I saw his picture I imagine him being his old avatar of a guy with cousin IT hair all in his face.

JohnMansley - Short dark hair with big ears and bad teeth.

Soulinsane - ...Pinhead.

andrewc - Black Hair short hair, medium build and a loner.

Andrew1331 - Same as above because there both Andrew.

Credit to Dementia - College Type, buzz cut brown hair...Those guys that always think they're right. :D

BassBehemoth - Long Flowing golden locks, 250 pounds of pure steel.

Darko - Some Random Indian guy.

guitar_demon - Short blonde hair, easy going.

def - short brown hair, wears those novetly t shirts such as "Beer, Helping Ugly People Get Laid Since 1796."

MetalThrashingMad - Long Blonde Hair with blue tinted glasses.

PST - Mr. Show(his avatar)

ManOwaR - Curly long black hair, skinny build.

MoonRaven - Mexican who used to listen to rap when he was little.

ShredIsNotDead - Skinny, growing his hair out(the bowl)

BLS - Chubby, un even messy, greasy blonde hair, square glasses, some facial hair eating a sub sandwich.

Trendkill - buzz cut brown hair, stained dark grey shirt and a beer gut.

[BassBehemoth]

for those of you who i've seen your pic. I'll disqualify you.


I've seen most people's pics so it's hard...And my pic is seen if you click on my name, yet I'm still not dis qualified! :kaioken:

[BrokenCrimson]

I picture people to look the same way as their avatars, even the band logos.

[Trendkill 420]

Trendkill - buzz cut brown hair, stained dark grey shirt and a beer gut.

hahahahhahahha.

[L,B'XXX]

Coming from the man that started the "I'm gay" thread...I'm really flattered right now...I feel like a schoolgirl *teehee*

hahaha FLAMING! :flame:

You know reading things like this that my son has written really worries me when I think of him in a sub for 3 months with a bunch of male sailors. It's been pretty hilarious. The descriptions were pretty accurate about him being cute but being able to give the evil leave-me-alone-stare.

Dieff_54 looked like a frigerator box last time he darkened my door. I wonder how that big brat is doing?

btw, I don't look like Lita or Joan. But thanks!

[BLS]

COOL!!! Then i look like a bunch of white letters?!?!?!

[Trendkill 420]

I picture people to look the same way as their avatars, even the band logos.
it's funny. cuz i do too.
bassb. you one bad ass mofo


(u like ministry eh)

[BassBehemoth]

Ministry? Never heard of them.

[Trendkill 420]

talkin to broken crimson.

[blizzard_beast]

so i'm some weird purple slug creature. Cool!

[BassBehemoth]

talkin to broken crimson.

Oh, I see how it is....Trendkill you look like a drug dealer I used to buy from.

[Trendkill 420]

i've bought from them all.
i think there's song about this shit
big ones'
small ones
ones' who climb on rocks
one who smoke rocks
ones who crank
ones who spank
snort it
escort it

[guitar_demon]

hahahahhahahha.
damn someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...and got their picture taken by the shitty ass camera guy that takes all of defs pics

[Trendkill 420]

actually i was drunk and my gf was takin the pic

[guitar_demon]

well then.. i hope you didnt have ruugh drunken sex and accidentilly kill her for her blurry picture taking skills...























:p

[PST 88]

Why exactly would you sound gay, Trendykins? Are you implying that I look gay? You could be right; I've been mistaken for gay before:

Girl: Don't take this the wrong way, but are you gay?
PST: No.
Girl: Really?
PST: Yeah. I have vaginal sex with girls and everything.
Girl: Sorry.
PST: Why?
Girl: Well ... aren't you insulted?
PST: Not really. At least you didn't say I looked like some damn hippy bassist from Canada.

Actually, I do look like you, if that blurry picture in which I can't really see your face is accurate. I mean, I'm a white guy in the medium build range with brown-range hair. We could be twins!

Jim - Some festering wound- and pestule-covered Aussie with a pretzel-shaped pecker. You know what I'm talking about. Potentially covered in burns from not turning off the oven before cleaning it.
Jarrod - The living personification of a Psycroptic riff. Why not? It's not like I'm likely to see you in person and be proved wrong.
Ed - The guitarist from At a Glance, wearing a Vulgar Display of Power sweatshirt, with a Heineken in hand and two in the bush. Just a guess.
Dylan - Jake Gyllenhaal in his gay porn days. Is that a hooker with a penis? It is.
John - The inexplicably British (and, for that matter, old) result of Terrence Hobbes and Daniel Mongrain's unholy union, which must remain unmentioned.
Chris - Pussy-eating demon with vanilla-flavored semen.
Doc - Upside-down, falling to the ground face first, covered in denim, with Anthrax playing in the background. Any other moment is a deviation from the true Form of The Doctor.
Trendkill - Not metal, and happier for it.
Sanders - Better-looking than the picture in your profile, with a toilet on hand in case of kebab-attack.
Atif - Uh ... man-pretty and brown. Maybe just brown.
Bobpurgis - Shaved Yeti.
Canniggerian - Canniggerian. Bleeds metal through the pores, which is really an unfortunate condition, since he's likely to die from blood loss because of it. But isn't being unassailably metal worth it? Yes. He's so metal, Vigna was his godfather. He left the City for Ottawa for the event. Could you be more metal than memnoch? Only if you eat your carrots and peas, take your vitamins, wash behind your ears, kill Christians, never think impure thoughts, never touch your naughty bits, save sex for marriage, worship no graven images, abstain from the influences of drugs and alcohol, keep holy the Sabbath, and worship no god before Metal. And even then, you'll probably fuck it up.
FearFrost - Me when I had long hair, but older and with a vendetta on Cincinnati.
slaymes - Scott Ian, if Anthrax had been unsuccessful and his soul had been broken, forcing him to move to Texas and prey on unsuspecting Bud cans.
Alex - God in the days he spoke to man. Through e-mail.

[FearFrost]

You forgot Dayton, and Northern Kentucky

[PST 88]

I didn't know about Dayton and Northern Kentucky. Anywhere else? Troy, NY's pretty useless.

[Rapture]

you guys' perception of me is entirely wrong. i have straight brown hair down past my shoulders, and im a big guy with a full beard, which i keep at a moderately short length. i look nothing like Jim Carrey, and i imagine i probably dont look much like andrewc. i bet hes 10 times better looking than me :love:

[andrewc]

nah im quite hideous actually. ill upload a pic of me in a sec.

fuck, none of my pics are less than 225KB.

[andrewc]

i have the avatar thing. except i had trendkill pictured as a white bob marley.
so i look like im dead? (kill avatar ;) )

[lamb_of_god]

Gimme a moment, you can all see my smiling face.

There ya go, a picture of me rockin' out. It's the worst pic of me ever, but the only one on this comp. :beer:

[Def]

def - thin drunk guy who wears the same hoody and baseball cap everyday and throws thrash cans at his friends


Hah.



Def - short black hair, pretty normal looking guy. Holding a beer.



Close, close



Ed - The guitarist from At a Glance, wearing a Vulgar Display of Power sweatshirt, with a Heineken in hand and two in the bush. Just a guess.


HAHAHA closest! :beer:


proof I don't allways wear a baseball cap: pic (http://www.xs4all.nl/~deffx/de.JPG)

[MetalPoldi]

Gimme a moment, you can all see my smiling face.

There ya go, a picture of me rockin' out. It's the worst pic of me ever, but the only one on this comp. :beer:


Hahaha, headbanging till your face hits the ground!!! :D :D :D

[Soulinsane]

i had trendkill pictured as a white bob marley.


Me too :D hehe

[andrewc]

something to do with killers joints, soul? ;)

[BrokenCrimson]

it's funny. cuz i do too.
bassb. you one bad ass mofo


(u like ministry eh)
Yes.

[Tattered]

I pictured trendkill as a darker haired version of Dimebag. :D

[Tattered]

Nah, the Michael Owen one was probably closer,

YEEE-ES!! Get in there!!! :D

[Nihilist]

Nihily- skinny black guy
Hold up - what the FUCK?

C'mon now. Really.


Jarrod - The living personification of a Psycroptic riff. Why not? It's not like I'm likely to see you in person and be proved wrong.

Correct.

[BassBehemoth]

PST...who the fuck is Canadigeran?

[johnmansley]

Memnoch.

[The Doctor]

in my memory pst looks like a grumpy, not too tall guy with short black hair and a pantera shirt.
I remember Sander telling him that Pantera isnt the only band in the world as a reply to his: "hmpf" when he was talkin about Fintroll or something.

[Def]

I think I saw sanderinos toadya, but I was too drunk to talk to him, I wasss in the boothill slaoon, utrechts

[MetalThrashingMad]

I have my yearbook pic on my comp, how do I upload it?

[younguitarist]

where it says manage attachments

[MetalThrashingMad]

It says its uploading but it doesnt do anything.

[guitar_demon]

you gotta wait a little bit for it to

[MetalThrashingMad]

Now it says its too big.

[guitar_demon]

then make it smaller :homer:

[MetalThrashingMad]

I dont know how.

[guitar_demon]

open up photoshop or a similar program and there should be a tab somewhere that says resize

[MetalThrashingMad]

More trouble than its worth anyways, plus its too small. i'll eventually make a bigger one.
MTM (http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3921&stc=1)

[MetalThrashingMad]

Oh btw I didnt know how to turn the flash off so there is a white spot.

[guitar_demon]

whats with the link?? i got this

"guitar_demon, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation."

[MetalThrashingMad]

Hrm, it worked fine for me, i have no idea. try this-

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3921&stc=1

Now?

[guitar_demon]

same bull-garbage...

[MetalThrashingMad]

Then I have no idea. Ill ask a mod when one's around.

[DeathCS]

CANNIBALCORPSE - Before I saw his picture I imagine him being his old avatar of a guy with cousin IT hair all in his face.
When did you see my pic?

[younguitarist]

Hrm, it worked fine for me, i have no idea. try this-

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3921&stc=1

Now?

that means that the pic is uploaded. Just close the manage attachments window and click post reply. it should look like this.

[BLS]

Then I have no idea. Ill ask a mod when one's around.

good luck :p

[MetalThrashingMad]

Aw screw it im sure none of you want to see what I look like anyways.

[BassBehemoth]

Come on! Post it!

[MetalThrashingMad]

Honestly, I tried, but I cannot figure it out, an dno one seems to want to help. :mad:

[BassBehemoth]

When did you see my pic?



On and old thread, you look like a little goth.

[guitar_demon]

...jeeze man this aint rocket science. email one of us the pic and well put it up

[MetalThrashingMad]

I hit 'manage attachments' . I hit browse, I upload the pic. After like 13 and a half minutes, it uploads. Then it just fucking sits there. What am I doing wrong dammit. Im not that much of a dumbass I just have no idea how any shit on a computer works.

[guitar_demon]

13 minutes? takes me like 5 seconds

after it uploads, then hit close this window, then finish your responce and hit reply


and it will appear as such

[DeathCS]

On and old thread, you look like a little goth.
Uhh. I've never posted a pic of myself AND I've never been goth.

[MetalThrashingMad]

If it doesnt work im just gonna fucking sign off. here goes.

[guitar_demon]

sign off bitch...

[younguitarist]

www.photobucket.com it even resizes the damn pic :p

[BLS]

Uhh. I've never posted a pic of myself AND I've never been goth.

Shut up you stupid goth kid.. if kemo-man says your a goth boy than you are!!!

[guitar_demon]

.. if kemo-man says your a goth boy than you are!!!
thats rough :birthday:

[MetalThrashingMad]

Someone needs to find that pic.

[BLS]

what pic?

[guitar_demon]

the mysteriouse pic of CC that only "kemo-man" has seen

[MetalThrashingMad]

I do believe Trans has a picture of him.

[BLS]

Kemo-man hasent seen a pic of CC... he just a confused little boy. Give him a break you assholes.. he survived cancer.

[MetalThrashingMad]

After much punching my monitor, my ugly mug (http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/41a7be4dz179d0f8e/3ad5/__sr_/e48a.jpg?phQk8pBBU4lOjvXw)

[guitar_demon]

...OMG

DEAD FUCKING LINK :angry:




i think im the first person to use that color :)

[MetalThrashingMad]

Are you even fucking serious.

[guitar_demon]

dude click on the link does it take you anywhere?!

[MetalThrashingMad]

Yes, it does. I logged in Yahoo and uploaded it there.

[ManOwaR]

All this is like I imagined you before I saw your pics.


PST - Like the guy in his avatar.

Lamb_of_god - Dark curly balck hair and a little chubby.

Doc - A lobster

MyOwnSaviour - Like the guy in his avatar without the paint.

Nilhilst - Very tall and slim. Brown pretty short but not totaly short hair.

JacksonMan007 - A fat guy with black wavy very long hair, kinda like the that opera guy, Picanucci or somthing.

BrokenCrimson - Pretty gothic, black long hair, black clothes. Pretty dark mind but still very fun and logical thinking. Lots of chains and wristbands.

Andrewc - because of the wc in the end I always imagine him like toiletpaper.

MetalPoldi - big nose, big ears, big eyes, big lips, kinda like a more humanly version of that muppet in your avatar.

Andrew1331 - light very little hair, pretty small guy.

Trendkill_420 - Very pale skinny guy that works at a office.

L,B'XXX - I always see you like I imagine mother earth (if mother earth was a person) extremely long light hair that reaches longer down to your thies (sp?). Pretty tall.

Younguitarist - A guy with short hair, a baseball cap, is very much into sports and that kinds of stuff.

Memnoch - He's got a tale, horns, and a gotee. Kinda like Dimebag if Dimebag was the Devil.

Atifman - The santa clauses elf.

Transient - Kinda like me only with longer hair.

Nomad - white long hair, white long beard, wearing a white rope, YES, he IS God!

[ManOwaR]

i picture manowar with blonde hair shoulder length kinda tall and call to hang with

hehe, I have brown hair reaches just a little longer than my lips. I am kinda tall judging by age, and I sure hop I'm cool to hang with. (when you sayed call you meant cool right?)


ManOwaR - power metal guy, with the large spikey wristbands and chains


haha yeah I sure do love power metal but the spiky wristbands and chains are a little to much :p



ManOwaR - Curly long black hair, skinny build.


so so far away :p


this is me about a month ago, this is taken with a webcam so the quialty isn't that great:

[ManOwaR]

sorry to triple post but... guitar_demon is right, MetalThrasingMad your link is dead :(

[guitar_demon]

(when you sayed call you meant cool right?)

yea i did,
why does wc make you think of toilet paper? is that some icelandic thing?

sorry to triple post but... guitar_demon is right, MetalThrasingMad your link is dead
haha MTM you suck kid

[Transient]

lol computer problems eh?


no, you cant see my picture :)

ever:)

[guitar_demon]

i dont think anyone really cares. and if we did, we could get MTM to get a pic and post it :)

Edit: but he cant seem to post any so...

[ManOwaR]

why does wc make you think of toilet paper? is that some icelandic thing?


hehe, just because WC means toiled right? or somthing like that? and that reminds me of toiletpaper :p I might be talking out of my ass but hey, it's 02:17 and I woke up really early.

[guitar_demon]

yea i think your talking out of your ass
WC means nothing, to me anyway

is toiled even a word?

[ManOwaR]

or maybe it's spelled toilet? the thing you take a shit in? I've always thoug that was also called WC :o

[DeathCS]

lol computer problems eh?


no, you cant see my picture :)

ever:)
I've seen a pic of you!
If anyone has seen that pic of him when he was 5 he posted, he looks just like that. only bigger.

[younguitarist]

Younguitarist - A guy with short hair, a baseball cap, is very much into sports and that kinds of stuff.


hehe i did play baseball in 3rd grade :). My hair is not that short..it goes up to my shoulders. For some reason i always think ManOwar is chocolate :p

[ManOwaR]

haha :D I love to eat chocolate that's for sure :p

[DeathCS]

I always imagined younguitarist looking like this' (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/younguitarist/avatar3937_1.jpg)

[younguitarist]

I always imagined younguitarist looking like this' (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/younguitarist/avatar3937_1.jpg)

I wish i looked like that..but I'm not that hot :(

[YOUR_GOD_IS_DEAD]

ooh ooh, do me. :D

[younguitarist]

YOUR_GOD_IS_DEAD - A skinny white bald guy that listens to satanic music. ;)

[DeathCS]

Nah, I've seen a pic of him.
He has long wavy hair (that usually is straight). He has whited out eyes and blood on his chin.

[BLS]

Andrewc - because of the wc in the end I always imagine him like toiletpaper.


shit man, you have NO idea how much that made me laugh :beer:

[Nihilist]

Nilhilst - Very tall and slim. Brown pretty short but not totaly short hair.
Haha. I'm very short. Blonde hair. Stupidly long.

[ShredIsNotDead]

Wow, Manowar is the youngest regular on metaltabs. I had no clue until he mentioned that he was tall for his age. I thought younguitarist was the youngest all this time.

Wild guess, but I think Manowar has hair down to his lips and likes to wear a tuque. I have a feeling he is tall for his age as well


How tall are you?

[PST 88]

Doc: I have brown hair, but otherwise you're very correct. Scarily, in fact, since I never really hung out around you and you still remember a bit of my conversation. I don't think anybody wouldn't look grumpy if they'd slept for two hours, woken up at four in the morning, and travelled for hours to have their beer confiscated. If you put together all the travel time I put in, it's something like the amount of time you'd have to spend on a plane to get to Australia, and for what result? My fuckin' beer was taken. Jesus would be grumpy.

Canniggerian = memnoch. I'm not sure why, since he looks pretty Scotch-Irish from what I remember (hell, even his actual name's as Scottish as you can get), but apparently either he's half black or bobpurgis was convinced of his half-blackness. It happens. Technically it should encompass any black Canadian; this one just happens to be so metal his hand's frozen in the devil's horns.

WC = Water/Wash Closet = bathroom. If you want to be European, you have to learn this. I'm looking at you, Mr. Demon. Also, if you want to be European, you have to pay for the pleasure of using one. I'm looking at you, Mr. Fx. Not that we paid.

I actually look as much like David Cross as any other white guy. Anyone who thinks I look like him would be surprised to meet me in real life. Most of you won't.

[ManOwaR]

Wow, Manowar is the youngest regular on metaltabs. I had no clue until he mentioned that he was tall for his age. I thought younguitarist was the youngest all this time.

Wild guess, but I think Manowar has hair down to his lips and likes to wear a tuque. I have a feeling he is tall for his age as well


How tall are you?

I'm about 175 cm I think. What's a tuque?

[johnmansley]

Haha. I'm very short. Blonde hair. Stupidly long.

I always thought you had black hair.

[The Doctor]

@manowar: A FUCKING LOBSTER???

[guitar_demon]

HAHA, shit i burst out laughing when i read that about ya

[Slabbefusk]

187 cm, kinda tall :D:

[guitar_demon]

I'm about 175 cm I think. What's a tuque?
its the beenie your wearing on your head

[Tattered]

@manowar: A FUCKING LOBSTER???

Yeah i agree, what was that about? he got it totally wrong, i always thought you were a bit ''Crabby'' :D haha

Yeah that was lame..

:drunk:

[ManOwaR]

@manowar: A FUCKING LOBSTER???

haha yeah :D I don't know why but I always imagine you as a really fucking huge lobster, I think it may have somthing to do with you having an orange avatar..