RTT #91: the grim and necro adventure of lord cabed the necroyetideathgod

[MoonRaven]

yeah, first thing that came to mind

[johnmansley]

The grim and necro adventure of Lord Cabed the necroyetideathgod?

What happened?! Tell!

[Def]

doesn't sound familiar :confused:

[MoonRaven]

well, he and his army of necrobobsledders decended from atop the very, very, very, very cold mountain of necrodeathmortum, and laid waste to the village of ADD-stricken polar bears, and afterwards feasted upon the flesh of northern blueback squirrels, distant relative to the southern wetbacks.

[Tattered]

Ahh remember the FTT's...

[MoonRaven]

yeah, my real name is caleb, but my 5 year old cousin couldnt say my name right when he was learning to talk, so he started calling me cabed, and thats where the name came from, BTW, its pronounced KAY-bed, and it was cool as fuck, so my friends all call me that now.

[DeathCS]

Yeah, new RTT! Beats the old one.

[Tattered]

How does it beat the old one?

:p

[johnmansley]

We're approaching 100 RTTs as well. It doesn't seem that long ago that we were celebrating the big five-oh.

[DeathCS]

How does it beat the old one?

:p
The title beats the old one.

[MoonRaven]

The title beats the old one.
thank you

[Amon rA]

I may have missed something,
what is an RTT?

[Def]

We're approaching 100 RTTs as well. It doesn't seem that long ago that we were celebrating the big five-oh.
same. they seem to go a lot faster these days, but its probably the winter and shit.

[guitar_demon]

and it was cool as fuck, so my friends all call me that now.my freinds mess around sometimes and call me "Codithian" kinda cool pagan black metal name

[johnmansley]

The title beats the old one.

Whoa there! Any RTT with Suffocation in the title gets the nod from me.

[MoonRaven]

I may have missed something,
what is an RTT?
reply to this

[Tattered]

We're approaching 100 RTTs as well. It doesn't seem that long ago that we were celebrating the big five-oh.

I wonder whos gonna create the 100th one? ;)

The title beats the old one

Yeah i suppose, i didnt really get the other one, but it sure lasted a long time.. ive known RTT's that last like half a day.

[johnmansley]

I may have missed something,
what is an RTT?

This gets asked every RTT without fail. Respond/Reply To This.

[Tattered]

reply to this

In more detail for Amon

Its a thread with a random conversation.. talk about what you want in it.

:beer:

[johnmansley]

I wonder whos gonna create the 100th one? ;)

There is only one solution to that particular equation: Nomad!

[guitar_demon]

yea but if we do that were gonna have to wait like a week for him to come in and make it...what would we do for a week with no RTT!?

[MoonRaven]

There is only one solution to that particular equation: Nomad!
agreed

[Tattered]

Yeah he should do it. :)

@ Guitardemon, why a week?

[MoonRaven]

yea but if we do that were gonna have to wait like a week for him to come in and make it...what would we do for a week with no RTT!?
skip it

[Amon rA]

fair enough cheers.
shit this is fast.
ten posts in thirty seconds
edit:two more while i did this

[MoonRaven]

fair enough cheers.
shit this is fast.
ten posts in thirty seconds
edit:two more while i did this
thats how it goes at first

[Def]

fuck this I'm going to drink beer, PSV made it through

[johnmansley]

yea but if we do that were gonna have to wait like a week for him to come in and make it...what would we do for a week with no RTT!?

When we get to RTT #99, one of us shall make a thread in Feedback requesting Nomad's assisstance in naming RTT #100. It should give him plenty of time to think of something and then get it up and running. At most we'd probably have to wait half a day for it.

[MoonRaven]

When we get to RTT #99, one of us shall make a thread in Feedback requesting Nomad's assisstance in naming RTT #100. It should give him plenty of time to think of something and then get it up an running. At most we'd probably have to wait for half a day.
good idea

[guitar_demon]

Yeah he should do it. :)

@ Guitardemon, why a week?
well i never see him on, does he come by more often?

[MoonRaven]

this is my first RTT, and some people actually liked the name, i am honored.

[guitar_demon]

I fear no viking bitch

[johnmansley]

well i never see him on, does he come by more often?

If you book him, he will come :)

[guitar_demon]

no no no
if you fuck him he will cum :p

[MoonRaven]

I fear no viking bitch
im sorry to correct you, sir, but everyone fears my viking avatar, FEAR THE JOLLY GREEN VIKING

[guitar_demon]

im sorry to correct you, sir, but everyone fears my viking avatar, FEAR THE JOLLY GREEN VIKING
i fear the viking thats throwing his hands up and down more...hes phsyco, he raped my dog :sickface:

[MoonRaven]

i fear the viking thats throwing his hands up and down more...hes phsyco, he raped my dog :sickface:
come on, hes green, and jolly, a jolly viking is a scary viking

[guitar_demon]

hes not green he just has green panties on, yea thats scary :rolleyes:

[BassBehemoth]

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2004/11/24/729087-cp.html


George Bush is going to Ottawa, having lunch with our P.M and then comming to Halifax..... :kaioken: :kaioken: :kaioken:

[guitar_demon]

haha, no you gotta put up with him

[lamb_of_god]

Nomad should do it.

But if he doesn't, whoever creates the 100th one, don't give it a douchey title! Make it something cool, like, i dunno, I had an Idea but I lost it.

Saw Slayer, KSE, Mastodon, and Dog Fashion Disco last night. Was quite awesome! Got my Jagermesiter poster signed by Mastodon, and met the guitarist for Dog Fashion Disco, talked for a little bit. Slayer killed again!!! KSE was awesome, Adam jumped in the crowd where I was like 3 times, I was one person away from the rail! Mastodon blew my mind, totally gonna try and get all there discs. DFD was pretty cool too. Only bad thing, during Slayer got pushed back quite a bit, so there were about 8 people between me and rail, and three meatheads ended up picking me up and throwing me on top so I had to crowd surf and got sent to the middle afterward! DAMN THEM!

This is the longest post I've done in a long while!

[MoonRaven]

HA I WIN MOTHERFUCKER.... wait..... thats an insult to the viking, ok, so maybe he is a little gay with his green panties, but i still think hes cool as hell.

[Amon rA]

talking of political leaders,
i just found
www.impeachblair.org
i wonder if they're told what to do by www.impeachbush.com

[DeathCS]

Whoa there! Any RTT with Suffocation in the title gets the nod from me.
Yeah, but it was refering to Suffocation as Nu-metal!

[johnmansley]

Good point.

[BassBehemoth]

BTW, this is Bush's first visit to Canada since ever in office.

[andrewc]

NOO :bawling:

i have great ideas then i forget them. it always happens, i go to bed with like 160 posts in RTT, then get up and a new ones been made.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

damn, exams in 40 mins....

[lamb_of_god]

dun dun dun!!!!

It's time for.........

:vampire: LAMB_OF_GOD'S USELESS TRIVIA!!! :vampire:

Who holds the world record for fattest person EVER? Winner gets a secret prize!

[andrewc]

fuck i dunno his full name!!

but, he was a taxi driver from new york and his name was jon. and he waited 682kg, then went on a diet, but had a heart attack after he gained 89kg in a week.

do i win? :):)

[lamb_of_god]

I wonder how many pounds that is?

I didn't actually know the answer, just wanted to know! Ready for your prize?

[guitar_demon]

you have to bend over for the price so im glad i didnt get it

[Transient]

ACK! i missed so much in two days!!!

[MoonRaven]

ACK! i missed so much in two days!!!
yeah ya did

[guitar_demon]

....so im balls deep in this 9 year old....:rolleyes:

[BLS]

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2004/11/24/729087-cp.html


George Bush is going to Ottawa, having lunch with our P.M and then comming to Halifax..... :kaioken: :kaioken: :kaioken:


Assassinate him, thus starting a Canadian-American feud giving the Russian the perfect opportunity to ally with Canada and attack form the north.

New Russian Nuclear Menace?( Community ) - Wed 17 November 2004, 20:02:03

Our favorite Russkie President Valdimir Putin revealed plans today for a brand new arsenal of cutting edge nuclear missiles. Rumor has it they are specifically designed to get around the American missile defense program. Although, he claims it's for something else entirely:
"I am sure that ... they will be put in service within the next few years and, what is more, they will be developments of the kind that other nuclear powers do not and will not have," Putin was quoted as saying by the ITAR-Tass news agency.

Putin reportedly said: "International terrorism is one of the major threats for Russia. We understand as soon as we ignore such components of our defense as a nuclear and missile shield, other threats may occur."

it has to happen sooner or later, why not kill the suspense. It only takes you BassBehemoth.. oh and Steve can tag along too if he wants to.

[FearFrost]

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2004/11/24/729087-cp.html


George Bush is going to Ottawa, having lunch with our P.M and then comming to Halifax..... :kaioken: :kaioken: :kaioken:

*Graps friends B.B. Rifle, and gas mask*

Not while I live.

[guitar_demon]

anyone know who that chick is in the dimmu video for progonies of the apacolyps

[Disincarnate]

hey cat avatar guy what doe the last line in ur sig mean

[DeathCS]

Translated to english it says-
I LIKE TO GET RAPED BY MEN :)

[lamb_of_god]

Uh-oh!

Anyone seen Drawn Together? That is one weird ass show, yet somehow it's funny!

Check out the new avatar. :beer:

[Disincarnate]

^ think ur old avatar was much better

[lamb_of_god]

ehhhh

Would've been DEP, but couldn't find one, and I really needed a change.

What's wrong with Toot?

[Dystopia]

I'm at my dad's house in portland where I actually have internet. What did I miss?

[lamb_of_god]

Not much. Like the new avatar?

[Disincarnate]

dude change it

[Def]

ALLLLL CAUGHT IN A MOSH!!

[Disincarnate]

46 more to post-whore dom

[BrokenCrimson]

Damn, is that avatar ugly, it reminds me of a girl who I tried being nice to but the pug's personality matched her fucking face.

[Cloaca]

Were you looking in the mirror? ;)

and LoG, you avatar sucks. My new one is good.

[andrewc]

hey transient

i dont like your avatar. i remember you as the guy with that star wars avatar or something (i think) the one with the little green alien dude. although, your current one looks a lot like dissections mum

so did the alien one ;)

and there was another avatar i knew.....oh yeah. andrew1331, i need you to change yours back to the black dahlia murder, dont particularly like them but i knew you by it. :)

[sanderinos]

I Nearly biought a Greco Les Paul (wich is made after the same specification as a Gibson). I played it at our band rehearsal and it turnes out to feed back enormously! I could play any bits with half muting in it else it would go " feeeeb~!! squeeeek~!!!!" ... so the dies another dream....

[Disincarnate]

Damn, is that avatar ugly, it reminds me of a girl who I tried being nice to but the pug's personality matched her fucking face.
ya.....think ur old avatar was much better

[Disincarnate]

the chick who plays bass for Haemorrhage is pretty hot

[andrewc]

so is the bassist from bowel mouth. she can really growl too. and she's rude and crude too. i think my gf has some competition....i think im a little bit in love... :love:

[Tattered]

Necrophagist live baby 'extreme unction'

http://netlab.fe.up.pt/~ei01024/Necrophagist-Video/

:beer:

[Slabbefusk]

Awesome!

[guitar_demon]

hey cat avatar guy what doe the last line in ur sig mean
I am the wisdom tooth man... :)


I Nearly biought a Greco Les Paul (wich is made after the same specification as a Gibson). I played it at our band rehearsal and it turnes out to feed back enormously! I could play any bits with half muting in it else it would go " feeeeb~!! squeeeek~!!!!" ... so the dies another dream....
dude whats up you havnt been here forever man

[guitar_demon]

HAPPY TURKEY DAY BITCHES

[Transient]

enjoy your turkey

[MetalPoldi]

Ahh, now i know why it's so quite down here.
All these Americans stuff themselves with Turkey and drink till they puke.
Have fun, guys!!! :beer:

[DeathCS]

Fuck yeah! Thanks Giving!

[Tattered]

Yeah have fun, dont get too drunk now, you dont wanna see your turkey in reverse. ;)

[Soulinsane]

Goble goble turkey day! Beer, food, and relaxing :)

I also seen Slayer last night too... for free. They always give a great show. I was front row the whole time from beginning to end. I had a great time and I feel that I really helped pump the band up some, because I just love to let lose and go nuts at concerts. I have seen them so many times that I've lost count but never before was I so close and sure that they had seen me. I made eye contact with every band member many times. Tom smiled at me a few times because I was the only person up front that could sing along with every song. Both Jeff and Kerry looked right at me after Angel of Death and throw there picks to me :love: Freaking great show! They played 3 new songs too.

[FearFrost]

I hope my work is dead tonight.

[guitar_demon]

Both Jeff and Kerry looked right at me after Angel of Death and throw there picks to me :love: Freaking great show! They played 3 new songs too.
kerry gave me a pic once, i have it in one of those card protector thingies along with the ticket stub

[Dyldo]

I hate when you've got to shit your ass, but your just too lazy to get up.

[Soulinsane]

:cool: Cool, GD. Did he hand it directly to you or throw it to you?

Next time they come here I'm getting back stage passes and VIP seats so that I can meet them and get their autographs. I'm sick of not ever getting to meet them after all the years I have been going to see them.

[Def]

ehr, whats the whole idea behind thanksgiving?

[Soulinsane]

Just a day that most Americans remember to be thankful of everything. Started back in the old days and was shared by the Indians and Europian settlers.

[Def]

ah, just before they kicked the indians in the nuts and stole their country I presume? :D

great, I'll be thankfull today.

[Tattered]

Freaking great show! They played 3 new songs too.

Sounds cool man, what are there new songs like?

Meaning which album meets which album?

[FearFrost]

kerry gave me a pic once, i have it in one of those card protector thingies along with the ticket stub

Hahaha, do i have to post my guitar pick collection again?

[guitar_demon]

:cool: Cool, GD. Did he hand it directly to you or throw it to you?

.
he handed it to me :vampire: i was in the front row, (very front, it was me, then the rail/bar) and i was playing air guitar the whole time to all the songs. he saw me, cause i was playing right along with him and he looked at me and started laughing, then afterwards me and my buds hung around and got to talk to him after the show, he asked if i was the guy in the front row playing air guitar i was like YEA! he gave me the pic and was like now you can play slayer with a true slayer pic...oh man it was fucking awsome!!! :vampire: him, and trey azagtoth are the only people i gotten to talk to after a show, both cool as hell

[guitar_demon]

Hahaha, do i have to post my guitar pick collection again?
yes, i dont have a lot but i got a kerry king one, cannibal corpse, one and a black sabbath one

[Soulinsane]

Sounds cool man, what are there new songs like?

Meaning which album meets which album?

I don't know how to descibe just how they sounded but the one I remember best is the one where they got everyone to chant KILL over and over in time with the song. It was a very cool effect because it made the crowd apart of the band for the intire song. Much like the Kill chant that Metallica gets everyone to do during the middle part of Creeping Death. I look forward to the new album. I suppose that it sounded kinda like typical Slayer but perhaps a bit slower and chunky in parts. Hell, they are getting old now so they had better slow something down or one of them is going to have a heart attack.

@ Def: Yup ;)

[Def]

heh. http://www.rio.com.br/animation/iconstory.htm

thats what happens to your desktop if you're away for 2 minutes

[guitar_demon]

i knew diablo would win

[Tattered]

heh. http://www.rio.com.br/animation/iconstory.htm

thats what happens to your desktop if you're away for 2 minutes

Hahaha :beer:

That link's been posted here before i swear.

[guitar_demon]

yep, but its still fun to watch

[Slabbefusk]

They do chant KILL in At dawn they sleep...

[MetalThrashingMad]

Its a great song, as is just about every song on that album. Necrophiliac is still my favorite.

[MetalThrashingMad]

I like the way 'At Dawn They Sleep' slows down and drags then speeds up again.

[Def]

I burned my tongue, fucking soup from the microwave, now I have to drink beer to cool my tongue down :idea:

I'm off to the pub :D

[MetalThrashingMad]

You woulda gone anyways!!

[The Doctor]

im winning this pick contest:

I have a signed pick from Paul Stanly from the Kiss Alive worldwide tour!

HA!

[Slabbefusk]

Meh my ol' man is at home right now so no beer for me :(.

[Tattered]

Im on my third Stella. :)

[blizzard_beast]

my old man is home right now, so that means more beer for me! mmm guiness draught...

[guitar_demon]

for those that care, at 3 oclock today on the travel channel there gonna be taking a tour of the gibson factory

[BLS]

The one in Nashville? if so ive seen it.. its an acoustic factory but still cool.

[guitar_demon]

im not sure where it is, but the commercial had him with some electrics

[ManOwaR]

Hahaha, do i have to post my guitar pick collection again?
yes

I want to go to a slayer show, I've only been to three shows, KoRn (yeah, it was all right, theyre fun to watch on stage, I went basicly because I had never gone to a show and they where the only thing avaible) Deep Purple, (that was fun, went with my dad) :p and Metallica, (that was really fun, they mostly played they're old songs and I caught a pick from James :) )

[Soulinsane]

A pick from James... Cool :)

[guitar_demon]

well im rightly stuffed...

[johnmansley]

I'm fucking hungry... I'm going to eat some chicken 'n' chips and head to bed. Ta-ra!

[Rapture]

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2004/11/24/729087-cp.html


George Bush is going to Ottawa, having lunch with our P.M and then comming to Halifax..... :kaioken: :kaioken: :kaioken:

i know this is a little late... but uh... if you could assasinate him for us... that would be grrreeeaattt....

[Transient]

well im rightly stuffed...
same

ate too much, as is american tradition

[BassBehemoth]

yes

I want to go to a slayer show, I've only been to three shows, KoRn (yeah, it was all right, theyre fun to watch on stage, I went basicly because I had never gone to a show and they where the only thing avaible) Deep Purple, (that was fun, went with my dad) :p and Metallica, (that was really fun, they mostly played they're old songs and I caught a pick from James :) )


Fuck you all! I have two Triangle picks from the DamagePlan bassist!!! :sickface:

Assisinate him? Years ago when we had a g-7 summit there was thousands of cops in downtown halifax, including several RCMP snipers(haha they had sligshots) on roofs of buildings.

I wanna go to the protest, but I can't because I'll get kicked outta school because of too many absences.(I'm already at 12, the deadline in each class)

[guitar_demon]

riddle me this metaltabbers

Q:what was the first music video?

the person who knows gets a blowjob from trans

[MetalThrashingMad]

My amp shit the bed today and I thouht something major went, but I did some surgery with an ohmmeter and found one fuse (out of five) that blew. Needless to say, I replaced it, and I'm back to pissing off my parents. :) Only now I do it louder because that 3 hours I didn't have my amp was agony, and I realize how fucking great it is.

[BLS]

riddle me this metaltabbers

Q:what was the first music video?

the person who knows gets a blowjob from trans

The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star??

[guitar_demon]

The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star??
i think it was the bangles, and while that was the first one on mtv it was not the first music video

[Credit to Dementia]

Q:what was the first music video?
I don't know. What are we considering a music video? Now you can see old 'music videos' of Sabbath playing Paranoid in front of a psychedelic background, but I don't think they count.

the person who knows gets a blowjob from trans
If that's the case, why would the person who knows want to say? His glasses would get in the way.

[guitar_demon]

I don't know. What are we considering a music video? Now you can see old 'music videos' of Sabbath playing Paranoid in front of a psychedelic background, but I don't think they count.

.
no they dont count, this was an actual video and shit

[guitar_demon]

wow this is some good fucking punch!!
im not sure whats all in it haiwian punch, pinapple juice, sprite, vodka maybe some other shit but damn its good!!

[Soulinsane]

I am stuffed :) I love Turkeyday. Good food, beer, and pure laziness all day.

Question: Does anyone play FFXI online and use the Fenrir world server?

[guitar_demon]

FFXI, no i dont i hate mmorpg's

[Transient]

is fenrir a winter level? i dont play, but im just wondering

[Soulinsane]

Fenrir is the server that I'm asigned to. It's its own world with it's own people but otherwise is a mirror image of other world servers. If anyone plays in the fenrir world, I live in the country of Bastok. Of course, Soulinsane is my name and I'm even bald there too :D

[Transient]

i thought maybe it was a hails to fenris wolf from mythology...

[Soulinsane]

It could be. Other worlds/servers are named things like Hades and stuff like that. There are like 50 different worlds/servers right now with over 500,000 players. Very cool game. There are thousands of poeple online at any given time. I have yet to make frineds with anyone though. I did find a dude named Walpurgus... I thought it was Wally so I chased him and stalked him asking if he was Wally from Metaltabs. Funny thing is the dude was from europe and didn't speak english, so all I did was scare him until he said he didn't speak english. I forgot to keep my sending translator on for him.

Another thing, what happened to Trendkill420's post count?

[guitar_demon]

wow what did happen to it?!

[Soulinsane]

Some mod was drunk and having fun when that happened...*click click, clickity click* RESET :D

[guitar_demon]

can they do that?? *guards post count with viking army*

when you get assigned to a world what is it based on?

[Soulinsane]

Looking closer I just found out what he did. He made a new account but made it identical to his old one so as to confuse people.

So basically he is a nOOb again. I can't wait to give him hell about it :D

[guitar_demon]

you can make the same name?? i thought there would be a restriction on that

[Credit to Dementia]

His old name was 'Trendkill_420.' His new one is 'Trendkill 420.'

[Soulinsane]

I might make one just like Nomad's and use the avatar and everthing. The only give away would be the title new blood. I would get a few poeple scared to death before they figured it out though.

I would start a thread that said, " Metaltabs will be closing down for good in 2 days so say your goodbyes" :D

[soulinsane_]

wow trippy

[guitar_demon]

WTF?! two souls now?! dammit soul you always gotta be a copy cat dont ya

[Soulinsane]

Thats not me :D I like it though. It's very close.

[guitar_demon]

yea the sig is fucked up, so if its not you then...? i hope they dont stay or this is gonna get really fuckin confusing

[Soulinsane]

What do you think of my Nomad ideal? Think I would get banned?

[soulinsane_]

yea the sig is fucked up, so if its not you then...? i hope they dont stay or this is gonna get really fuckin confusing

I HOPE I CONFUSE YOU, YOU FUCKING CAT FUCKER GO FUCK A CAT SOME MORE YOU GOD DAMN CUNT LICKING RAPPING PEICE OF CATS ASS!!!!111

[guitar_demon]

What do you think of my Nomad ideal? Think I would get banned?
depends, can nomad take a joke?

[guitar_demon]

I HOPE I CONFUSE YOU, YOU FUCKING CAT FUCKER GO FUCK A CAT SOME MORE YOU GOD DAMN CUNT LICKING RAPPING PEICE OF CATS ASS!!!!111
...dude wtf? :angry:

[Soulinsane]

I think you are the copy CAT Soul, because he was on and you were not, Mr cat avatar guy ;)

[guitar_demon]

I think you are the copy CAT Soul, because he is on and you were not, Mr cat avatar guy ;)
...i plead the 5th... :D

[Soulinsane]

Well it's not me. Just look at the last time I logged in within my profile. The last time was before my copy cat started to post. I wonder who it is though? CtD maybe?

[guitar_demon]

wow...i figuerd you to be smarter then that man, esecially workin with nukes...

...i plead the 5th...
when people say that there usually guilty, man i didnt think i was gonna have to draw that out for ya

[Soulinsane]

I don't have God like knowledge ;)

Most times its the really simple things I don't see.

[lamb_of_god]

No one likes my avatar?? :(

I'll change it if someone helps me find a DEP icon. I tryed searching and everythig, couldn't find a thing! And the one on there site? Wouldn't work. Help!!

[MoonRaven]

yeah, your av sucks now, go back to the old one, same with tranny.

we should start a new FTT, bring the idea back from the dead. thatd be fun

[lamb_of_god]

I'll change it if someone helps me find a DEP icon. I tryed searching and everythig, couldn't find a thing! And the one on there site? Wouldn't work. Help!!

[andrewc]

depends, can nomad take a joke?

jeez...be bloody careful mate....actually i think souls good off because hes old. and respected at that.

youre actually more likely to get banned for pulling THIS stunt in the first place :p

lastly, youre probably best off to PM these....

[lamb_of_god]

New icon again. How's this one tickle your fancy?

[Cloaca]

Beer, Whisky, Cones and Gorguts' 'Clouded' in the backgroud.... And its the Gorguts that fucked me up. :stoned: :drunk: :beer:

[lamb_of_god]

That's a fucked up lookin' guitar on that link in your sig.

[Cloaca]

Yeah apparently its worth $45,000! Not for sale obviously.

[Def]

wow trippy
wow, you wanna get banned? :)

[Soulinsane]

Yes, BAN ME! I dare you too you pussy ;) Go right ahead and ban that IP and see if I care :D The real Soul will remain.

[Tattered]

Uh oh, Dont call Def a pussy, the shit has hit the fan now.. ;)

[Disincarnate]

haha....i juss cleaned my keyboard i it now looks as if its got jondice it looks really pale

[johnmansley]

riddle me this metaltabbers

Q:what was the first music video?

the person who knows gets a blowjob from trans

I'm not entirely sure, but I'll say Yellow Submarine by the Beatles.

[The Doctor]

i once read somewhere that a hard days night was earlier. not sure though.

[Cloaca]

I've got a feeling it was actually I Am The Walrus.

[Transient]

im liking the game snake eater!

[Slabbefusk]

HL2 rawks.

[Transient]

halflife?

[Disincarnate]

momo's are yummm

[Def]

Yes, BAN ME! I dare you too you pussy ;) Go right ahead and ban that IP and see if I care :D The real Soul will remain.
well, you'll lose 2500 post, you sure you want to do that? :)

[Nihilist]

FFXI, no i dont i hate mmorpg's
Really? They are great.

[guitar_demon]

I'm not entirely sure, but I'll say Yellow Submarine by the Beatles.
well to my best knowledge it was queen's behemian rhapsody. they were supposed to preform it on a late night show. but there was no way they could do all the harmonies for it. so they made the video of them doing it in the 70's sometime

[guitar_demon]

im liking the game snake eater!
its out?!

[guitar_demon]

anyone played call of duty finest hour? its looks fucking good

[Transient]

thats what i thought when i saw it on the shelves!

[guitar_demon]

*laughs ass off*

http://photobucket.com/albums/v519/Tora-E/Diverse/?action=view&current=transylvanianpizza.bmp

[ShredIsNotDead]

http://photobucket.com/albums/v519/Tora-E/Diverse/?action=view&current=Bilde008.jpg

Poor guy probably has no friends

[BLS]

anyone played call of duty finest hour? its looks fucking good

I have the expansion for pc called United Offensive, their the same thing. Anyways.. it starts off with the Battle of the Bulge which kicks ass... then you do the gay resistance missions which are sort of like the lame british missions in the first call of duty.. which means its just tedious boring sneaky bs. Then the best missions... The Soviets.. always fun just like the first. Overall good game, but once you beat it you'll never touch it again.

[guitar_demon]

if it has online muliplayer then ill play it again...which i hear it does

[BLS]

The multiplayer sucks though.. after a week or two of playing you'll have no need to go back online. The addition of vehicles does very little to help the replay value.

[Transient]

sooooooooooooooooooo

hows it goin

[guitar_demon]

just dandy but i have a sink full of dishes that i have to get done sometime tonight...

[TheDreadfulHoroscope]

someone is gonna name thier band necroyetideathgod now...

[guitar_demon]

hmm i say that should go to trans and mtm band cause its kinda got both a thrash and black metal vibe to it

[PantericA]

holy fuck, rtt #91. i guess its been awhile since i've come around here. how the fuck is everyone doing?

[Transient]

hmm i say that should go to trans and mtm band cause its kinda got both a thrash and black metal vibe to it


lol no black metal.....we might work in an emperor cover sometime.


sup panterica, whats kept you away from metal tabs land

[Cloaca]

The pending tab mods have a bit of work to do.... there's like 3 pages of non-closed tab threads.

[younguitarist]

yup..i want me deeds of flesh tab to go in. I may be wrong but nomad does all the submitting,not the mods.

[Cloaca]

Oh ok. Nice avatar by the way.

[Soulinsane]

Yea, YG. Nice new avatar. I love that movie Office Space. Everytime I see your avatar I hear the song they played during that part saying, " DIE MOTHA FUCKA DIE"

[BLS]

"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.."

Office Space kicks ass.

So does Band of Brothers!

[Soulinsane]

Yes it does :)

[h4x5k8]

So if a women came up to you and said "Pornography is an insult to women and makes them apear like they were just objects" What would be your defence against that (unless of course you do agree with it, then why do you agree with it) I was just was wondering cause i had a talk with someone about porn who thought it was an insult and shit, and im interested in what other people would say.

[Dystopia]

Maddox has all answers.

[h4x5k8]

well i already know that, but it would be interesting to see what sane had to say about this. Sane should make a new website like rather than a blog, cause he owns.

[brainsforbreakfast]

Hows it hanging cunts?

[h4x5k8]

Hows it hanging cunts?
about 2 inches.......from that ground, HAHAHA!!!!!! OMGZ...yea you got served, dont even like try to speak after that, cause McBeasts own and stuff

[brainsforbreakfast]

about 2 inches.......from that ground, HAHAHA!!!!!!

So you have short legs? About 3 inches?

[Slabbefusk]

I'm shy, but i have a big dick.

[Disincarnate]

i got my hair trimmed :(

[ManOwaR]

yeah youguitarist that's a really cool avatar but I haven't seen that movie, office spacer, should I?

[johnmansley]

"Pornography is an insult to women and makes them apear like they were just objects"

I'd say...

The women who star in these movies are paid very handsomely and nobody forces them to go through with any sexual acts - all acts are explicitly outlined in their contract for each film. In fact the porn industry is one of the very few professions that women are paid more than men.

Besides if it's so much of an insult, don't fucking watch it! The women in these films are happy as Larry - they've got security in their lives from what they do and who would begrudge them that? Oh yeah, the women who say it's degrading to earn $100'000 a film. It's hardly treating women as an object - they're acting for pity's sake. The only difference is that there is penetration involved.

I really do think it comes down to one of two reasons:

1. The women opposed to porn are scared of sex; they are scared of every aspect of sex beyond lying back and thinking of the Queen. They view sex as a disgusting and shameful act not to be performed outside of procreation. What these women don't realise is that these 'degrading' acts are performed every night by millions of women within a loving relationship. Is this objectifying women? No. So why is a porn film objectifying women? Because it's on video? Because they're getting paid to do it? Ah, pay this leads me onto the second reason...

2. Jealousy. They're envious of a women who can earn hundreds of thousands of Dollars per year just through looking good and sucking a few cocks. It's not like they're prostitutes blowing off middle aged bank managers round the back of the shopping centre, they're actresses. Is an actress who plays a mistress in a Hollywood production a mistress in real life? Is she being objectified in her non-penetrative film? No, they're jealous because they have to work their arses off while a pornstar lives the party lifestyle off the back of fucking well-toned studs. Ah, another aspect of jealousy - envious of being fucked all night by a well-endowed and well-defined stud with an impeccably chiselled profile? Surely not.

To conclude, is porn an insult to women? Don't make me laugh! Is gay porn an insult to men? No. Why? Because they are getting paid for what they do and so are the women in 'straight' porn. These people are idoits for letting something get their hackles up when they have the stupifyingly simple option of just not watching the damn film.

[Nihilist]

Jealousy. They're envious of a women who can earn hundreds of thousands of Dollars per year just through looking good and sucking a few cocks. It's not like they're prostitutes blowing off middle aged bank managers round the back of the shopping centre, they're actresses.
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa! Lovely.

[younguitarist]

yeah youguitarist that's a really cool avatar but I haven't seen that movie, office spacer, should I?
yup it's a good movie. It's office space man, not spacer.

The new avatar stays. I didnt like the ace ventura one that much.

[ManOwaR]

It's office space man, not spacer.


ohh ok sorry :o

[guitar_demon]

lol no black metal.....we might work in an emperor cover sometime.
haha good lucking finding someone that can drum like trym


So you have short legs? About 3 inches?
nice comeback:D

[TheDreadfulHoroscope]

Offic space actually made me able to enjoy rap music, it was a relaxing movie. A tale about angered yuppies and white collar crime.

Exhumed-grotesqueries :D

[BLS]

So if a women came up to you and said "Pornography is an insult to women and makes them apear like they were just objects" What would be your defence against that (unless of course you do agree with it, then why do you agree with it) I was just was wondering cause i had a talk with someone about porn who thought it was an insult and shit, and im interested in what other people would say.


Hey, its keeping those sluts off the streets...

not like us horrible perferted men tie them up and fucking force them to sucks massive nigger cock... they do it for the money.

[Slabbefusk]

I just watched some porno and i must say i love it :D.

[BLS]

Porno is the funniest shit!

www.Throatjobs.com = guarenteed laughs with a Death Metal touch

last week me and some friends watch this softcore porn called "Spiderbabe" it was pretty much a spierman rip off shortened to 45 minutes with random "sex" scenes and weak character building. funny though..

[Slabbefusk]

Pornmovies with dialogue is the fvkin shit. It was like two hot babes standing in a kitchen, talking to eachother about what was gonna happen at their job today and in the middle of consuming their breakfast, bang they started fucking.

And i wanked about 10 minutes ago and that was awesome too...

[Tattered]

And i wanked about 10 minutes ago and that was awesome too...

....And were done with the yoghurt.

[Slabbefusk]

What yoghurt...

[BrokenCrimson]

OH NO! PORNO WITH A PLOT! I hate those mofos. Sitting there, while the two(or three, or more) talk about dinnner or toenails or whatever, and you think: where is my triple penetration? I WANNA SEE SOME ACTION! but the action doesn't happen for 15 minutes or so, unless you fast forward, and then it happens 2 minutes earlier.

Pornography is fun. It makes the men look like objects too, so why complain. They're just there because of the penis hanging in between their legs. Female pornstars get paid a lot more than male pornstars, there you go!

Watching porno never made me look at men as objects, it fact, watching porno together with other people, friends or a partner, can be fun, I remember the night I got too drunk for my own good and watched a gay porno titled "soccer boys" with 4 other people. One of them was straight and didn't like gay porn, so he had a lot of trouble (some straight men like gay pornography as some gay men like hetero pornography).

I prefer hentai anyway.

[Slabbefusk]

Haha you like the animated shit where the japanese looking girls scream for their lives while being penetrated by some robot from the 70's!?

[Transient]

we can sharre the women
we can share the wiiineeee

[guitar_demon]

im not sharing my wine!

[Tattered]

What yoghurt...

Just a little joke, i was eating a yoghurt at the time of reading that.

[Transient]

its yogurt

[guitar_demon]

they spell everything weird over in the uk cookee brits

colour...:rolleyes:

[Soulinsane]

Haha you like the animated shit where the japanese looking girls scream for their lives while being penetrated by some robot from the 70's!?

Yes, that or those giant tenicles going in everywhere holding the girl up in the air. It's good stuff and funny most times too.

[Slabbefusk]

Its not very exciting but as you said its good fun.

[Tattered]

Who the fuck comes up with that shit, its not arousing at all.

[Soulinsane]

Most of it's not but there are some movies out there that are really good. Most times it's just fun to watch as they normally have a violant gore factor in them too. I seen one where this moster did this girl and she just got turn apart and ripped open. Entertainment ;)

[BLS]

Rape Porn is funny too...

its like fake rape and its halarious

[MetalPoldi]

Hentai are really funny.
I like these giant boobs bouncing for like an hour. Booioiooing!!! :D :d :D

[Soulinsane]

Ever seen a rape/snuff video? I seen one once that was fake but at first I really thought it was real. I was freaking out when I first seen it :eek: It seemed so real.

[Slabbefusk]

Rape/Snuff is kinda sick, but fun!!! :D.

[Soulinsane]

I know. I don't really like it but... something in me does.

[MetalPoldi]

What's snuff?

[Slabbefusk]

Where they first rape a girl then kill her i think. Im tired and its late, one last song with BLS, then good night.

[MetalPoldi]

Where they first rape a girl then kill her i think.

WTF?????????????????????? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Soulinsane]

Night dude :sleeping:

Snuff films are films made for the purpose of killing someone for the entertainment of watching it over and over. Rape/snuff films are just that; rape and murder toward the end. Many poeple make fake ones because they make lots of money selling them but real one are illegal around the world.

[BLS]

Ive never seen a real one... cant say i want to but indeed it would be umm interesting...

[Soulinsane]

Look at World of Gore.com under there video forum. There is some real interesting stuff there. Most of it real too.

[MetalPoldi]

I searched for the threads i'Ve started. There just about ten. But i recognized i opened just one RTT and it remained unclosed for nearly one year. Now i'm legendary. :D
Ahhhhhh, fuck that, just drink. :beer:

[Soulinsane]

I'm getting there :beer:

[younguitarist]

Look at World of Gore.com under there video forum. There is some real interesting stuff there. Most of it real too.

http://www.worldofgore.com/Vidz/murder-man-gets-shot-in-face.mpeg
:eek: :eek: :sickface: :sickface:

[Soulinsane]

That's the place. Pretty graphic stuff. Don't watch it unless you are use to things like that. I'm scarred as it is so most things like that don't bother me that much anymore. I still feel strong emotions when I see it but it's a weird mixer of things.

[Transient]

i never look at that stuff

[DeathCS]

Ahh. Finished my new sig. Took me awhile..

[guitar_demon]

so new color every week new band every month? id like to see you do a band that hard foriegn letters like Å or Ø :D

[younguitarist]

That's the place. Pretty graphic stuff. Don't watch it unless you are use to things like that. I'm scarred as it is so most things like that don't bother me that much anymore. I still feel strong emotions when I see it but it's a weird mixer of things.

aah its too weird..ever since i watched it I always think that person is me :( . But after a while ill get over it. Nice sig CANNIBALCORPSE.

[guitar_demon]

Look at World of Gore.com under there video forum. There is some real interesting stuff there. Most of it real too.
:sickface: :sickface:
that is some sick shit

[guitar_demon]

...yet i cant stop looking at it :confused:

[younguitarist]

...yet i cant stop looking at it :confused:

Maybe you like watching that stuff?

[guitar_demon]

i was looking at the pics no the vids but its wierd, i didnt get off on it or anything but i just kept going through the pics even though i was kinda grossed out

[Soulinsane]

It just in our nature to understand new things we haven't seen before like that sometimes. I can't help but to watch either. If you sign up on their forum you gain access to a ton of videos worse than that on the video forum. I'm there and I've seen it all there videos. Somethings similar for real. Gives me a better understanding of my mortallity.

[DeathCS]

So, are these videos any worse than those iraqy people decapitating americans videos?