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TheUndeadMan
2004-11-23, 14:22
Me and a friend of come up with some pretty grose and stupid words and phrases. Example rectum rocks, diahrrea eggnog, cockroach sodomy.
Me and my friend find them very funny. So if anyone agrees go ahead and start posting

fetal frostbite
embryogurt :sickface:

The Doctor
2004-11-23, 14:27
sodomevil


this thread sucks

blizzard_beast
2004-11-23, 14:36
anal mutilated - cunt choked - saggy tit granny sucking - jackhammer raped mo' fo! Foo' :)

Edit: That was quite shite

metal=life
2004-11-23, 14:53
Dude your ideas are so grinding corpse metal. I speak the truth.


HAILZ! AND STAY BR00TAL 4EVER! Seriously...continue with the shit you're writing. One day you'll be touring with Exhumed and Canbibal Corpse and you'll be drinkin' with them all day!!!


Where do you live? Maybe we could hook up and I could play guitar for you...


(I'm talking to thUndeadFaggot).

Disincarnate
2004-11-24, 00:07
all i can think of right now is puke pus

andrewc
2004-11-24, 00:24
HAH, embryogurt :)

TheUndeadMan
2004-11-24, 15:20
Dude your ideas are so grinding corpse metal. I speak the truth.


HAILZ! AND STAY BR00TAL 4EVER! Seriously...continue with the shit you're writing. One day you'll be touring with Exhumed and Canbibal Corpse and you'll be drinkin' with them all day!!!


Where do you live? Maybe we could hook up and I could play guitar for you...


(I'm talking to thUndeadFaggot).

Thanks man except for the faggot part. I live in augusta georgia. :idea: Dude, I came up with a really gruesome way to kill someone. Hold them down and cut out a square piece of skin off their stomach and stick a cake mixer in there and have at it! Check these out:

Placenta Hat
Exploding Fanny Pack
Disect and Sodomize! (a song I wrote)
Femeral Disformity (yet another song I wrote)

johnmansley
2004-11-24, 16:36
He was being sarcastic...

...but you live too far away from him anyway - metal=life resides in the Colorado State Penitentiary. If you wanted, you could visit him once a month and give him his conjugal rights. He'd teach you in absolutely no time at all how to make his lump of hardwood sing, that's for sure.

Cloaca
2004-11-25, 06:04
Thanks man except for the faggot part. I live in augusta georgia. :idea: Dude, I came up with a really gruesome way to kill someone. Hold them down and cut out a square piece of skin off their stomach and stick a cake mixer in there and have at it! Check these out:

Placenta Hat
Exploding Fanny Pack
Disect and Sodomize! (a song I wrote)
Femeral Disformity (yet another song I wrote)
What's that? An intelligent person from Georgia? Well I never.....

fatdanny
2004-11-25, 08:39
hey, give him a break sarcasm is coplimcatid.

SuNioj0369
2004-11-25, 10:59
Oral Defecation, Drinking Pus out of a Dog's Anal Tract with a Straw Made from an Esophagus, Force Fed Heaping Mounds of Carrion, Genitals Bathed in Napalm...patents pending mofos!!!

fatdanny
2004-11-25, 15:08
cactus in the cunt
porked with a poker
rotting nipples
6 ft sphincter
vomiting eyeballs

TheUndeadMan
2004-11-29, 08:41
Oral Defecation, Drinking Pus out of a Dog's Anal Tract with a Straw Made from an Esophagus, Force Fed Heaping Mounds of Carrion, Genitals Bathed in Napalm...patents pending mofos!!!

Fuck Yeah, Man!!! :sickface:

SuNioj0369
2004-11-29, 14:33
Thank you. I take great pride in my overactive, perverted imagination! Here are a few more...
-Cacti Lobotomy Through Your Violated Anal Tract
-Tapeworm Anal Dildo
-ABC Gum (no, not Already Been Chewed, Anal Basted Curry)
...and one more. I'll keep it in context since I'm on some sort of fucked up anal themed run here...
-The Unpleasant Defecation of Napalm and the Quite Pleasant Mastication of the Rancid Remains of Your (yep, you guessed it) Anal Tract

I must say that I'm one goddamn good poet...

TheDreadfulHoroscope
2004-11-29, 15:21
This thread sucks....

Brutur
2004-11-29, 15:27
...indeed it does.

BLS
2004-11-29, 18:02
HAILZ! AND STAY BR00TAL 4EVER! Seriously...continue with the shit you're writing. One day you'll be touring with Exhumed and Canbibal Corpse and you'll be drinkin' with them all day!!!

CANBIBAL CORPSE IS T3H SHIZNIT!!! BR00TAL :vampire:

fatdanny
2004-11-29, 20:05
smell your mother

Rapture
2004-11-29, 21:06
Fuck Yeah, Man!!! :sickface:

you're one of those people that force out a laugh during a murder movie, arent you?

TheDreadfulHoroscope
2004-11-29, 21:21
Nothing wrong with cannibal corpse though....

Nihilist
2004-11-30, 01:22
Fuck this.