RTT: #90 - Nu-Metal pioneers Suffocation play private show to bring JohnMansley back

[Rapture]

eh. whatever. i think its funny but you guys probably wont

[corroded]

darko's probably gonna change it again :p

[h4x5k8]

damn the changing of the rtt's anitcs

oh yea about the highest view count, i belive ran thread has the highest view count, then the pinch harmonics one then the porn one and some others, RYAN PARRY!!?1?!1/1

[Disincarnate]

damn this is the first time ive been able to log on today....been trying for bout n hour or so

[Slabbefusk]

My phone isnt working :p.

[johnmansley]

Bring me back from where?

[MetalPoldi]

I saw Psycroptic yesterday. It was fucking amazing!!!! Now i'm listening to their CD "the scepter of the ancients" and my jaw drops again.
The vocals are fucking insane.
Nihilist, you were correct: Really nice guys. But i just could talk to the singer, although it wasn't Matthew Chalk. But he was still quite surprised as i mentionned you. :D
And the beer was far to tasty. It was like a river right into my mouth. I think i'm still drunk and it's about 10h since the last beer. But the river will start again in 7h. Weekends are really hard at the moment. :beer:

[Transient]

whered john go/going?

[Def]

drinking beer, I presume

[Slabbefusk]

Hot Chocolate fucking owns, its metal!!!!

[guitar_demon]

but only with those little kvlt marshmellows man!

[The Doctor]

and some kriegcream

[Slabbefusk]

Yeah, but theres one mix thats nice too, you take Coffee about half the cup, then some creamy milk and heat it up, put the chocolate in and there you go, awesome. I'm going to eat pizza today...

[FearFrost]

YES!!!

MY X2N CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nihilist]

I saw Psycroptic yesterday. It was fucking amazing!!!! Now i'm listening to their CD "the scepter of the ancients" and my jaw drops again.
The vocals are fucking insane.
Nihilist, you were correct: Really nice guys. But i just could talk to the singer, although it wasn't Matthew Chalk. But he was still quite surprised as i mentionned you. :D
And the beer was far to tasty. It was like a river right into my mouth. I think i'm still drunk and it's about 10h since the last beer. But the river will start again in 7h. Weekends are really hard at the moment. :beer:
Hahaha cool! Yeah, the singer was Jason Peppiatt. He looks a bit intimidating but he's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Glad you enjoyed them live. I'm sure he was surprised. What did he say?

John, you should go upto him and mention the name "Jarrod" to him as well. He'll be fucking freaking out by then.

[Necro_Butcher]

YES!!!

MY X2N CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how is that shit?

[MetalPoldi]

Hahaha cool! Yeah, the singer was Jason Peppiatt. He looks a bit intimidating but he's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Glad you enjoyed them live. I'm sure he was surprised. What did he say?

John, you should go upto him and mention the name "Jarrod" to him as well. He'll be fucking freaking out by then.

His "hair" is cool!!! Looks interesting when he headbangs.
Everytime someone from Psycroptic went by he mentionned that i know Jarrod. That was quite funny.
Can't really remember what we talked about, i was fucking drunk. But i remember i smashed him a lot of compliments into his face. Well, they deserve it, fucking string-monsters!!!! And we talked about beer. :D

[Disincarnate]

I'm going to eat pizza today...
me too ........ate a perpperoni pizza as usual n also got some garlic bread free :D

[Nihilist]

His "hair" is cool!!! Looks interesting when he headbangs.
Everytime someone from Psycroptic went by he mentionned that i know Jarrod. That was quite funny.
Can't really remember what we talked about, i was fucking drunk. But i remember i smashed him a lot of compliments into his face. Well, they deserve it, fucking string-monsters!!!! And we talked about beer. :D

Yeah, he would have been quite drunk as well I suspect. Always is! Dave (drums) was a bit paranoid because Jason influences Joe (guitars) to drink a lot. And when Joe drinks, he drinks. He can't play drunk.

I've only heard Jason do vocals for Psycroptic once - that was back in 2001. I would have loved to see him do the new stuff. Was he, by any chance, wearing a Brodequin shirt? I lent him one for the tour, haha. He only has a Deeds of Flesh hoodie/shirt, wanted something else to wear apparently..

His hair is a different story. It was once very long. But of course, alcohol came into play. Decided it'd be fun to shave it off. Tsk tsk.

[younguitarist]

wooohoo i tabbed the beginning of Fulfilled in Warfare by Deeds of Flesh

Tune guitars Down one whole step (DGCFAD)

. - palm mute / - slide up to ah - Artificial harmonics
\ - slide down to ~ - vibrato __ - Trem pick
h - hammer on b - Bend
p - pull off Suffixes for bend
t - tap f - full bend h - half bend
ph - pinched harmonic q - quarter bend t - tap bend
* - see comment ^ - Hold bend r release bend
x - Staccato ~ - vibrato bend
, - slight palm mute () - ghost note, sustained note
" - tremolo note <> - Trill


Riff 1 both guitars
|--------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------|
|-5555---------------------------------------------|
|------4444----------------------------------------|
|-------------3333-----------4444-3333-------------|
|-----------2------2222-3333-----------4444-3333-2-|
____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____
Now it's time to finish it!

[MetalPoldi]

Yeah, he would have been quite drunk as well I suspect. Always is! Dave (drums) was a bit paranoid because Jason influences Joe (guitars) to drink a lot. And when Joe drinks, he drinks. He can't play drunk.

I've only heard Jason do vocals for Psycroptic once - that was back in 2001. I would have loved to see him do the new stuff. Was he, by any chance, wearing a Brodequin shirt? I lent him one for the tour, haha. He only has a Deeds of Flesh hoodie/shirt, wanted something else to wear apparently..

His hair is a different story. It was once very long. But of course, alcohol came into play. Decided it'd be fun to shave it off. Tsk tsk.

I think Joe wasn't drunk. It sounded all great, the older songs better than on CD. Haven't listened to the new CD before. Now i know the new songs, but it's nearly impossible to sound like Matthew.
Jason didn't wear any shirt. That's cool that he has just one band-shirt. Me, too. Since yesterday. I have had to buy a Psycroptic-shirt. :D
"Drunken ideas" are dangerous and this decision was harsh!!!
BTW in which band does Jason play? I dicovered just today, that he wasn't the real singer of Psycroptic. And another question: How old are these guys? They seem to be very young, just about 20-23.

[Def]

http://www.spatulaproductions.com/spatula/nazibarbie.html

http://www.spatulaproductions.com/spatula/mysceneSLAYER/slayer_fullsize.jpg

Beer is waiting.

goodbye.

[MetalPoldi]

Great.

My beer is waiting, too. I hear it already scream:"Drink me!!!!"

Bye!

[Rapture]

Bring me back from where?

you dont post as much as you used to, cunt. i miss you.... :bawling:

[Rapture]

about the white metal thread that got closed, its a stupid term used for christian metal, but its also used to describe opera metal type stuff, i dont know how to describe it. kinda like power metal, but not really. bands like Evergrey, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil.

[guitar_demon]

got my 40gb ipod today :)

[Rapture]

oh yea about the highest view count, i belive ran thread has the highest view count, then the pinch harmonics one then the porn one and some others, RYAN PARRY!!?1?!1/1

nah, i looked. Tit Happens 4 has the highest count, with around 15,000. Ran has 13, pinch has 11.

[Slabbefusk]

My pizza was good then i watched Orange County Choppers on discovery :p. Kvlt.

[Rapture]

you spelled cult wrong, faggot

[DeathCS]

My pizza was good then i watched Orange County Choppers on discovery :p. Kvlt.
PIZZA!

[Transient]

you guys are all a bunch of weekend drunks

[Slabbefusk]

you spelled cult wrong, faggot

Right back at you, faggot.

[Rapture]

Right back at you, faggot.

i didnt spell it wrong you fucking moron

[Credit to Dementia]

you guys are all a bunch of weekend drunks
I'm an every day drunk. The weekends just happen to afford the best opportunities.

[Slabbefusk]

i didnt spell it wrong you fucking moron

It still doesnt stop me from calling you a faggot, faggot, and i spelled it wrong on purpose, faggot.

[DeathCS]

It still doesnt stop me from calling you a faggot, faggot, and i spelled it wrong on purpose, faggot.
God, So was he serious about you spelling Cult like Kvlt?

[guitar_demon]

kvlt is such a kvlt way to spell kvlt :p

[andrewc]

andrew fucking relax will you. kvlt is the l33t way 2 spell cult. and argh, curse you, i had the best RTT title. :p

blood duster was fucking amazing yesterday. they played all their hits (pornstore, sixsixsixteen, DFF, donna) and a whole bunch of other favourites.

best bit was when i went surfing and got my feet caught in tonys mic lead. but he was cool about it. demonium and bowel mouth also kicked plenty of arse, but embodied was probably the best opening act. abrasion, main support, lacked something and they just needed to pack up and go home to bed. oh yeah and embodied went 40 minutes over their set time.

my mate didnt come cos he had to babysit his bro, and since they didnt update their site, i rocked up to the place two hours early, but in metal this stuff doesnt matter. BLOOD DUSTER!!! :D:D:D:D

[lamb_of_god]

Trying so hard to find a new avatar. Can't find what I'm looking for dammit!!! Don't feel like makin' one either.

[guitar_demon]

what kinda one you want? get a pic of a lamb

[powersofterror]

Haha, my roommate is doing his stretches again.......

[guitar_demon]

so kick him in the groind

HEY POWER'S ROOMY FUCK YOU!!

[guitar_demon]

haha where the hell is that black metal thread when you need it

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hyde40.freeserve.co.uk/BLACK%2520METAL%2520UBER%2520ALLES_files/1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hyde40.freeserve.co.uk/BLACK%2520METAL%2520UBER%2520ALLES.htm&h=450&w=600&sz=63&tbnid=lhlwJnskbSoJ:&tbnh=99&tbnw=132&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dblack%2Bmetal%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D

[BLS]

AHAHAHAHAHA THE BLACK GUY!!!!

HE TRULY IS BLACK METAL!!!

[FearFrost]

how is that shit?

Not installed :angry:

Will be soon, need to get a hold of a friend who has the shit to do it.

[guitar_demon]

i have one and i can vouch that it is fucking killer, imo the best hum for metal

[FearFrost]

I hope its good for what I paid :mad:

Only way to get a pick-up in here is thru musicstop belive it or not it was the lowest price. :eek:

[Transient]

yawwnnnnn

[guitar_demon]

I hope its good for what I paid :mad:

Only way to get a pick-up in here is thru musicstop belive it or not it was the lowest price. :eek:
how much was it? mine was 75 usd
little tip because its got such high output when you put it in screw it down so its not so close to the strings...you wont as much feedback that way

[Drag the Waters]

haha where the hell is that black metal thread when you need it

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hyde40.freeserve.co.uk/BLACK%2520METAL%2520UBER%2520ALLES_files/1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hyde40.freeserve.co.uk/BLACK%2520METAL%2520UBER%2520ALLES.htm&h=450&w=600&sz=63&tbnid=lhlwJnskbSoJ:&tbnh=99&tbnw=132&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dblack%2Bmetal%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D
Christ! did someone intentionally collect photos of black metal posers..?
very good for a laugh. :)

[Transient]

yawnwn agian

[guitar_demon]

haha i read that and i actually yawned

[powersofterror]

so kick him in the groind

HEY POWER'S ROOMY FUCK YOU!!
whoa, hey hey shit. yeah......I'm drunk now.....did i just change the color?/2/1/1/1

EDittt; haa nope....

[cxmachine]

Christ! did someone intentionally collect photos of black metal posers..?
very good for a laugh. :)

lol i don't know though, those last two look like preteen version of band members, maybe that was like dark funeral when they lived with their parents :p

[FearFrost]

how much was it? mine was 75 usd
little tip because its got such high output when you put it in screw it down so its not so close to the strings...you wont as much feedback that way

178 can with tax, ebay would be 10-20 less at the time so i said fuck it its just 20 bucks and got it new. Less wait too 2 weeks.

but i think/hope it will put my EMG 81 to shame.

[Def]

http://www.spatulaproductions.com/spatula/nazibarbie.html

http://www.spatulaproductions.com/spatula/mysceneSLAYER/slayer_fullsize.jpg

Beer is waiting.

goodbye.
hah, I posted this yesterdaynight, fun. I want one of those slayer barbies for on my amp haha

[johnmansley]

you dont post as much as you used to, cunt. i miss you.... :bawling:

I had a busy week with England playing and two friends' birthday bashes to attend. This ties in nicely to refute the 'weekend drunk' tag!

Nihilist: I think Psycroptic have already played the UK unless I'm getting the dates mixed up. I couldn't see them because they played Bradford - outside of my reachable radius unfortunately. What the fuck is in Bradford! Grrrr! Next time they tour here I'll probably be driving so I'll catch them then wherever they play.

[Nihilist]

I think Joe wasn't drunk. It sounded all great, the older songs better than on CD. Haven't listened to the new CD before. Now i know the new songs, but it's nearly impossible to sound like Matthew.
Jason didn't wear any shirt. That's cool that he has just one band-shirt. Me, too. Since yesterday. I have had to buy a Psycroptic-shirt. :D
"Drunken ideas" are dangerous and this decision was harsh!!!
BTW in which band does Jason play? I dicovered just today, that he wasn't the real singer of Psycroptic. And another question: How old are these guys? They seem to be very young, just about 20-23.
Jason plays in a band called "Born Headless". He does guitars in that, funnily enough. They sound like Dying Fetus - very cool.

Yeah, they are all pretty young. I think Dave & Matt are the oldest. 24. Joe is about 20, Jason is 21.

[Nihilist]

John: Damn! Their next tour will be around next year anyways, with some grrrrrreat bands. Cephalic Carnage being one!

And also, I seen andrewc post about Blood Duster somewhere in here. I think. I was meant to be at that, because I'm going over for the IHR gigs with some friends. But I didn't make it. My friend was there though. If you seen a little Asian girl with a FID shirt with a phone to her ear constantly, that was her.

[johnmansley]

:eek:

Fuck! I've got to go to that, no question. If you could influence them to influence the promotors to arrange to play Manchester or Liverpool I would be forever in debt to you!

[Nihilist]

Yeah, I was even thinking of going. Matt will be back on vocals also. I'll get more details as they come.

[powersofterror]

Hey, what's the best Morbid Angel cd? In other words.....what album has the song suffocation on it?

[Slabbefusk]

Morbid Angel is awesome....

[MetalPoldi]

Hey, what's the best Morbid Angel cd? In other words.....what album has the song suffocation on it?

That's not to hard, just go to their website.
But it's on "Altars of Madness".

[johnmansley]

I rate Covenant as their best work.

[MetalThrashingMad]

Gateways and Blessed are epic.

[johnmansley]

I really like Heretic too, but it seems not too many people were willing to give it a chance, especially the music press.

[Transient]

I rate Covenant as their best work.
BOOOO

[MetalThrashingMad]

I say them live last spring, they were no Suffo though. I have never even heard heretic. The only other I have heard is Domination, and I didn't think it was anything special. Those noise tracks really get annoying. Makes me wanna make a copy of the album without those tracks.

[Disincarnate]

damn this is the first time ive been online this whole day

[Disincarnate]

ive got abominations of desolations (demo), n gateways n formulas think gateways fukin kicks ass

[Def]

shut the fuck up, postwhore. follow da lead.

on another note, Terror Squad ft. Big Punisher owns slipknot :uzi:

[Rapture]

on another note, Terror Squad ft. Big Punisher owns slipknot :uzi:

im pretty sure i could rap and i would own slipknot.

[ManOwaR]

my bass playing owns slipknot. (I have two times in my whole fucking life even touched a bass)

[Slabbefusk]

About Morbid Angel i must say i love "Blessed are the sick".

[younguitarist]

About Morbid Angel i must say i love "Blessed are the sick".

I agree. Fall from grace has to be my favorite song

[Disincarnate]

my fav morbid angel song is caesars palace

[DeathCS]

I agree. Fall from grace has to be my favorite song
Word.

[guitar_demon]

god of emptines=MA best song

[Credit to Dementia]

I don't think I've met a Morbid Angel album I didn't like. I actually haven't heard much off Heretic, though. I don't know why. I vary as to which is my favorite.

[BLS]

Your all wrong.. the best Morbid Angel song is

Invocation of the Continual One!

And Formula's is their best album.

durr

[FearFrost]

Best Album: Domination

Best Song: Summoning Redemption

Jesus you people have no taste in music :rolleyes:

[Credit to Dementia]

Best Album: Domination

Best Song: Summoning Redemption

Jesus you people have no taste in music :rolleyes:
You like them slow, eh?

[guitar_demon]

yea gateways was killer it really proved you dont have to be lightning fast to be heavy the groovs on that album are awsome

how is formulas though? its the only one i dont have and i dont even think i have heard anything off it either

[Credit to Dementia]

how is formulas though? its the only one i dont have and i dont even think i have heard anything off it either
It's fast again (they seem to alternate on a record to record basis), with poor production, and Steve's voice isn't very good. But it has its moments. Some very good riffs, interesting solos, incredible drumming, etc. It lacks the focus they usually have, mostly because it's Trey being free to do literally everything, so it's all over the place, but it's still good. I also believe it's the one with the immortal thanks section in which Trey thanks Chun Li.

Correction: he thanks Chun Li on Domination.

[guitar_demon]

happy birthday ChileanMetal even though you never come by you basterd

:p

[BLS]

I didnt think Forumula's production was bad at all..

plus it has that cool tribal drum track.

[Transient]

pain divine and blessed are the sick are my favorite MA tracks

[Credit to Dementia]

I didnt think Forumula's production was bad at all..
It's underproduced. Not like early Suffocation bad, but much more obscured than almost the rest of the MA catalogue.

plus it has that cool tribal drum track.
Hymnos is a very cool song, as is Trey's acoustic track.

[ManOwaR]

I've never heard anything by Morbid Angel :(

[Def]

are you a metalhead? :confused:

[ManOwaR]

yup but they are really unfamous here and I had barely even heard of them until I came to metaltabs :eek: I'll check if there's anything by them on the ftp thingy...

[The Execrator]

Blasphemy is a great song on alters of madness

[Nihilist]

Rapture.

[The Execrator]

Dominate is also good

[DeathCS]

Bleed for the Devil

[cxmachine]

You like them slow, eh?

i like the slow stuff best as well,

i completely agree,
morbids best album: domination (gateways is second)

though best song is tied between where the slime live and summoning redemption.

[powersofterror]

Cool. I have Gateways to Annihilation, my first. And I think I'm going to get a lot more...:vampire:.

[ManOwaR]

I've uploaded some morbid angel songs now. But the cd thats on the FTP contains none of your guys favourite songs :o But the ones I have dl yet are really good :)

[Credit to Dementia]

though best song is tied between where the slime live and summoning redemption.
I like both songs as well. Summoning Redemption is much more 'Morbid Angel' sounding, though. Where the Slime Live almost feels like it isn't them; even among their slow songs it's an exception. Unsurprisingly, it has the least indicative of Trey's solos as well; but neither the solo nor the song suffer for being the outsiders in their respective catalogues.

[lamb_of_god]

I have heard a very small amount of Morbid Angel, but all that I heard ruled so much ass. I thought "Cleansed In Pestilence" was the greatest of anything I heard. It also happens to be the only name I can remember!

[guitar_demon]

ooo i love cinnamon rolls fresh from the oven :D

[lamb_of_god]

I like eating pizza.

[guitar_demon]

i like eating your mom :p

[lamb_of_god]

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!

GNFJKLAGNADKLFNDLKGNKLDSHGJLASDNGL;ASDFNH!

[guitar_demon]

yea thats what she said when i took a chunk outa her finger


ferris bullers day off is a good movie

[Rapture]

ferris bullers day off is a good movie

yea, i watched that today on comedy cental too.

[lamb_of_god]

Yes, it's awesome.

YOU SHALL BE RAPED BY A WOOKIE!!!

[Rapture]

i dont think wookies have cocks. if so, chewie had it tucked in

[DeathCS]

ooo i love cinnamon rolls fresh from the oven :D
MMMMMMMMM Lucky bastard...

[FearFrost]

I worked in a place that made those rancid things. :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface:

[MyOwnSavior]

I worked in a place that served them, the MC Lounge... you may know it as McDonalds.

[Rapture]

I worked in a place that made those rancid things. :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface:

they let you work in a food place with that amazing hair? people (potential employers) keep telling me to cut mine. its almost as long as yours, not quite.

[Rapture]

Angela Gossow of Arch Enemy, Christina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil.

http://www.4evermetal.blogger.com.br/Angela%20Gossow%20e%20Cristina%20Scabbia%20.jpg

[BLS]

they let you work in a food place with that amazing hair? people (potential employers) keep telling me to cut mine. its almost as long as yours, not quite.

I got fired for having hair down to my ear...
even though it could all fit under my hand, and i even offered to wear a hair net.

[FearFrost]

they let you work in a food place with that amazing hair? people (potential employers) keep telling me to cut mine. its almost as long as yours, not quite.


Didn't wear a hair net, found away past it hahahahaha... I wore a baseball cap (part of the unifrom), and i tied my hair back and out the pony tail under the hat... looked like i had short hair, everyone in the mall never thought of it, and started doing it where they worked.

[Cloaca]

Your all wrong.. the best Morbid Angel song is

Invocation of the Continual One!

And Formula's is their best album.

durr
Oh shit yeah!

Formulas wins hands down.
And Heretic is pretty good.

[lamb_of_god]

People on WinMx suck.

[powersofterror]

I just bought Domination by Morbid Angel. Not as good, but I can still like it...

Right now, I'm eating a twix, strawberry pop tart, and drinking a bottle of water. What a weird combination....

[lamb_of_god]

Damn, that sounds like something i'd eat for breakfast over the summer.

[Def]

Angela Gossow of Arch Enemy, Christina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil.

http://www.4evermetal.blogger.com.br/Angela%20Gossow%20e%20Cristina%20Scabbia%20.jpg
not bad

[Transient]

wow have you guys ever heard testament's album demonic? its like pure death metal

[Soulinsane]

That album is nice. I got it.

[Disincarnate]

awesome album.....juss love demonic refusal

[MetalThrashingMad]

Its ok, I think Testament was made to play Thrash and Thrash only.

[Disincarnate]

my fav testament album is the gathering.....awesome basswork by digiorgio n mindblowing riffs

[Def]

Raaaah, Obituary up your asses!

[Def]

dutch soap celebrity

http://home.wanadoo.nl/thijsvanlaarhoven/g1.jpg

haha, stupid bitch

[Disincarnate]

holy fuckin shit she is ssssssooooooo hoootttt


wats her fukin name

[FearFrost]

Hey def is that you sister? :D

[Def]

Nah, she's the same age as my sister hehe

her name is Georgina Verbaan, she's in this months playboy too.

I don't like her face, she looks 14 but only then with huge boobs.

[The Doctor]

WHAT THE FUCK!

Georgina Verbaan in a Severe Torture girly?

Severe Teasing man!

[The Doctor]

btw, that playboy shoot sucks

[Slabbefusk]

Yey my amp has been in on service and theyve repaired it and changed tubes, the guy said it sounds like a dream now.

[Transient]

Its ok, I think Testament was made to play Thrash and Thrash only.

:confused: you have it?

[guitar_demon]

a new order=testaments best album and one of the best thrash albums

[guitar_demon]

Right now, I'm eating a twix, strawberry pop tart, and drinking a bottle of water. What a weird combination....
nah dude you know whats good? dipping a cheese stick into one of those pudding cups :love:


























:birthday:

[The Doctor]

priest's jugulator is pretty deathish too

[BLS]

btw, that playboy shoot sucks

when have they not?

[BOSE]

The best Morbid Angel album lyricaly is formula fatal to the flesh, Trey is out of his mind with his original Sumerian, it's just fuckin bad ass. But musically I love covenent, come on Blood on My hands. :behead:

[Credit to Dementia]

when have they not?
When you were too young to realize how much they sucked.

[Tattered]

nah dude you know whats good? dipping a cheese stick into one of those pudding cups :love:


























:birthday:

THATS a weird combination

[guitar_demon]

yea i got bored one day and was like...i like cheese sticks...and pudding :idea:

hey metalguy and or phishface did you two meet on here or know eachother prier then both signed up?

[BLS]

When you were too young to realize how much they sucked.

Ahh fifth grade, nothing like finding a porno mag in the woods.. only yo wonder what the hell is going on inside the mag.

[BLS]

transient told mtm about metaltabs i belive

[guitar_demon]

id be wondering why the hell a prono mag is in the woods... and who would have gotten so overwhelmed with wacking it that they would have left it behind

[BLS]

dude.. i was in fifth grade.. back then not much had to make sense. As long as my power rangers were red, green, blue, yellow, pink and black then it was all good.

[guitar_demon]

oh 5th grade....fuck powerangers it was all about the TMNT!!

[Tattered]

Porn mags are always in the woods, its really random, fields, woods, forests, hedges.. why i ask.

[BassBehemoth]

oh 5th grade....fuck powerangers it was all about the TMNT!!


So very true..but don't forget Batman!

[DeathCS]

POKEMON!

[MoonRaven]

holy shit, i used to be sooo into pokemon, it was sad, i had the cards and everything, though i never actually played the card game, i made a profit by selling them.

[DeathCS]

holy shit, i used to be sooo into pokemon, it was sad, i had the cards and everything, though i never actually played the card game, i made a profit by selling them.
I still have my collection somewhere.


Holy shit, I want some more Tacos!!!!

[guitar_demon]

then this may not be a good time to say that for dinner i had this kinda "taco pizza" thing with like 4 layers of tacos and shit holy crap man was thaty good

[Credit to Dementia]

POKEMON!
holy shit, i used to be sooo into pokemon
I still have my collection somewhere.
Well, now I feel old.

[powersofterror]

Psh...I was never into that pokemon shit. Gimme some skittles, beer, and a tv that comes with the simpsons and I'm good-for a while....

[Credit to Dementia]

Gimme some skittles, beer, and a tv that comes with the simpsons and I'm good-for a while....
I don't watch tv or eat skittles, but a beer comes in handy every now and then. And then and then and then and then and then and then andthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthen.

[MetalThrashingMad]

haha yeah..... :beer: beer :love: i love beer.

[guitar_demon]

no you dont you highschooler dont make my call the cops on you, you illigal drinker ;)

[Rapture]

im in high school and i drink!!! its the cool thing to do lol!!!

[BassBehemoth]

Man being in high school at 18 with 15 year old's in your class can get to a person. There's all these little potheads that reminded me of me at that age...those little un grateful rude bastard drug kids! :mad:


High School was exactly how it is worded. Or "High, skip School" gahahahahaha

[guitar_demon]

it also sucked cause you turn 18 (well at least here) you cant even touch the underage girls- thankfully i didnt turn 18 till after i graduated

[guitar_demon]

wow this is one of the most baddass guitars i have seen
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2384&item=3763527394&rd=1

[BeastOfCarrion]

Psh...I was never into that pokemon shit. Gimme some skittles, beer, and a tv that comes with the simpsons and I'm good-for a while....
fuck skittles, M&Ms are the shit!

[metal=life]

I need peoples opinion on somethang...

3 dudes (two being into metal ((along the lines of Bodom))) and I are drinking a 30 pack and they're watching Viva La Bam...I turn on some Exhumed (decently low volume) and they flip out. Would you guys rather drink to Exhumed (or any band for that matter) or watch Viva La Bam. I feel alone in this dark world

[Credit to Dementia]

3 dudes and I are drinking a 30 pack
You've already lost me there. Four people and thirty beers? 7.5 beers per person? Are you trying to drink yourself sober? Go get another rack.

Would you guys rather drink to Exhumed (or any band for that matter) or watch Viva La Bam. I feel alone in this dark world
What the hell is Viva La Bam? Does it have something to do with the Jackass guy? Then I'd go with Exhumed, even though I don't really like Exhumed.

[metal=life]

one isn't drinking and another dude barely drinks so it'll probobly be me=13 or 14 and the other dude=10

[MoonRaven]

Well, now I feel old.
it makes me feel old too, that was in 6th grade, im a senior in highschool now....
where did all that time go

[BLS]

wow this is one of the most baddass guitars i have seen
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2384&item=3763527394&rd=1

What a wonderful use of a stained flamed maple. It boggles my mind how they even pulled that off so neatly.

wow :eek:

[Credit to Dementia]

it makes me feel old too, that was in 6th grade, im a senior in highschool now....
where did all that time go
I just meant that I was too old to even consider being interested in Pokemon when it came out. I can't even be nostalgic for them.

[BeastOfCarrion]

He is only about 2 years younger though.

Fuck im tired, I spent all last night lifting hunks of pig out of a big tub and into a rack for cooking, whats more, i have to do it again tonight.

[powersofterror]

oOOooo, sounds tasty. I've just been doing figured bass homework for the past hour or so.....and I'm not done. I'm hesitant to ask......
I have a sheet that has the bass line and soprano line and I must fill in the inner parts and write out the roman numerals. In the key of A major and there is an A# in the bass and a C# in the soprano with a natural 7 beneath it, does anyone know what the roman numeral is for that? And perhaps the notes that go in? I'm wondering if it's (from bottom up..) A#-C#-G#-C#...

[Credit to Dementia]

He is only about 2 years younger though.
Two years count when you're young, but I'm actually more than two years removed from my senior year of high school. Am I saying that actual age is not an accurate reflection of age in Western Society? Sure.

Fuck im tired, I spent all last night lifting hunks of pig out of a big tub and into a rack for cooking, whats more, i have to do it again tonight.
I had a job like that once (not the pigs, but the lifting). It gets easier. You just started, right?

[BeastOfCarrion]

And also, I seen andrewc post about Blood Duster somewhere in here. I think. I was meant to be at that, because I'm going over for the IHR gigs with some friends. But I didn't make it. My friend was there though. If you seen a little Asian girl with a FID shirt with a phone to her ear constantly, that was her.
Thats this weekend isnt it?
Im somwhat pissed off because i miss out on TDEBN AGAIN, and I don't know if ill make it to the saturday one either since I may have to work (curse you new job!) and I also have a wedding im supposed to be attending earlier that day. That is, if you read this shit, what day are you comming up?

[BLS]

I work in a Warehouse.. the first days were hell but now its so easy.

[BeastOfCarrion]

I had a job like that once (not the pigs, but the lifting). It gets easier. You just started, right?
Yeap, last night was the first night. The roughest bit is that I cant do propper lifting, I need to use hooks to get the pig middles out of the tub, and my whoke upper body aches, I can see myself getting somewhat buff because of it though :D

[andrewc]

TDEBN needs to do some...you guessed it...underage shows!!

good luck with all the cooking stuff, beastie boy. put in a good word for the kidlets if you do go see :)

m=l, just drink to exhumed. :beer:

[Cloaca]

Yeah well at work today I had to stab a rat in the head. It put up a hell of a fight.

[lamb_of_god]

Why exactly did you have to stab a rat in the head?

I have two pet rats. They're awesome.

[h4x5k8]

Rats are fucking lame.....they don't like you so why should you like them? Women are sooo much grimer


edit: dis is metal=life....but ya'll prolly already kneew dat

[andrewc]

Why exactly did you have to stab a rat in the head?

it was a snitch rat. timmy stabbed it cos it had been squealing ;)

[metal=life]

beer #18 down the hatch...On a scale of 1-10 on how drunk I am its about a 4. This is the first time in a loooong time I've drank beer. Normally its vodka...AHHHH FUCK BEEEER...theres 7 left and I've I'm not drunk by then I'm gonna shoot George Bush.

[Agent-Orange]

beer #18 down the hatch...On a scale of 1-10 on how drunk I am its about a 4. This is the first time in a loooong time I've drank beer. Normally its vodka...AHHHH FUCK BEEEER...theres 7 left and I've I'm not drunk by then I'm gonna shoot George Bush.
Is it wussy american beer? Cause that would be the problem right there.

[metal=life]

Damn straight...its 3.5%...wha the fuck? I drink multiple shots of vodka or whiskey (about 12 shot) and I feel more drunk than 17 beers. In the american driver's training manual it says 1 shot (100 proof) equals one beer. BULLSHIT. I've tried everything...punching a hole in the can for a shotgun, beer bong, and chugging it through a straw....AND I'M STILL TYPING CORRECTLY! I'm moving to Europe.

[Credit to Dementia]

Damn straight...its 3.5%...wha the fuck?
That's weak, even by American standards. Buy better beer in the future. What are you drinking?

I drink multiple shots of vodka or whiskey (about 12 shot) and I feel more drunk than 17 beers. In the american driver's training manual it says 1 shot (100 proof) equals one beer. BULLSHIT.
It does in a technical sense, but both not your beer and not in a meaningful way, since it's impossible to drink 12 fl. oz in the same way as one.

[metal=life]

its Keystone Light which is normal american crap. I think the average % is 3.5 in american beer. Maybe not average but its the typical % of all brands. What I'm drinking is nevertheless normal american beer...its just cheap as fuck cause its made here in Colorado. Anyway...I'm reasearching on how to brew beer and I might possibly brew some better shit. I've got money towards an indoor mushroom farm (which is dirt cheap) and I'm hoping for some cash to make a closet cultivating sysem for Blueberries. I might have to scratch those ideas and only brew good beer. I might make a fortune off of it


edit: its 4.20% YAYYY :rolleyes:

[Cloaca]

Why exactly did you have to stab a rat in the head?

I have two pet rats. They're awesome.
Well basically it got in the dry food storage area and contaminated all this food so it had to die. I trapped it between the wall and a box, then got out the knife, hacked at it a bit, it was squealing like mad, then it popped its head out so I went in for the coup de grace with a stab to the side of the neck. But the fucker still wasn't dead so I went again straight through the top of the skull. DEAD.

And Yes, I don't mind rats, my friend also has one as a pet. He called it Abbath.

[metal=life]

Goddamn it I can't find the fucking camera at this house. I wanted to show you all how clear this beer is. It looks like....water. Fuck $19 30 packs

[andrewc]

lol, fudgeing hell thats invincible!!

before BLS gets in on the subject :rolleyes: theres a difference between caged, domestic rats, and wild disease spreading rats that contaminate food and start plagues.

hah, my mate's neighbour/mate type guy named his cat anthrax. and once, the guy was fixing his mates motorbike and was bashing the exhaust into place with a crowbar and it went flying over the garage and onto the next block :)

[metal=life]

wow


I'm gonna inject this syringe filled with potent heroin into my forehead. juuuuust kidding...................................beer.


I looked everywhere for the camera here...I'm just gonna say this beer is as clear as water but has a SLIGHT yellow tint to it. I'm pissed...Is european beer like this? Or is it dark brown and full of flavor? I'm making a white trash magarita...beer and salt.....neeeeecro.





holy hell, I just put this brew in ice and now that a little ice has melted, it tastes EXACly like water. I want heineken :( Damn my unemployed wallet...

[Def]

beer #18 down the hatch...On a scale of 1-10 on how drunk I am its about a 4. This is the first time in a loooong time I've drank beer. Normally its vodka...AHHHH FUCK BEEEER...theres 7 left and I've I'm not drunk by then I'm gonna shoot George Bush.
pussy.

[metal=life]

Fuck you ya Amsterdam bastard. You'd pass out on the 5th shot of vodka.


Serioulsy....do you get off on "bashing" americans who drink? I'm kinda sick of it but shit...I'm american...

[corroded]

Disincarnate[/b]]
fuck this is the first time i've been able to log on today

[deMANUfacture]

So i fnished school last friday foreva. I made a speech at the graduation ceremony and 90% of the people were crying. It was crazy, i didnt realise i had this musch respect from my grade. Even there parents approached me as i got off stage and told me it was the most beatiful thing ever. It was a truly crazy moment in my life.

[metal=life]

What was the speech aboot?

[deMANUfacture]

Well i just started off with a few words in my native Language of Maori, Then i read a speech/poem pretty much about school and failing and gettin blind and losing friends and movin and that kind of stuff. And it made a lot of people cry, Ive hsad people tell me it was the most beautifull thing they have ever heard and seen. People sayin they will remember it for the rest of they life, really intense stuff like that.

[metal=life]

Well, congrats and shit. I'll drink my last 6 beers for you.

[deMANUfacture]

Hahaha, awesome. I think i mite cruise and watch some late night tv. Its always good to help you get tired.

[metal=life]

I'm on my 22-23 beer. Its not working to help me sleep..fuck it I'll sleep tmorrow night.

[Agent-Orange]

I'm on my 22-23 beer. Its not working to help me sleep..fuck it I'll sleep tmorrow night.
You count how many beer you have had?

[metal=life]

not really its just in my head that 2 people drank 7 brews in a 30 pack and I had the rest:)

[Def]

Fuck you ya Amsterdam bastard. You'd pass out on the 5th shot of vodka.


Serioulsy....do you get off on "bashing" americans who drink? I'm kinda sick of it but shit...I'm american...
hahah :D




no way. I down a litre bottle of wyborova in a night. Nastrovya!


I'm not 'bashing' americans, you guys are just too easy to piss off, seriously, you suck and can't take a joke.

Most americans can't drink and I have plenty of proof of that, the only american that could handle european drinks was PST and he started smashing empty bottles and pissing in garbage bins :) That was good fun though.
Difference between european beer is that it actually has a fair ammount of alcohol in it and it doesn't taste like water, but like beer. Fact. you can ask any american who visited Holland. And no I'm not talking about heineken here. that's what we call Pils. not beer.

[metal=life]

Wow you are sooo kewl....like seriously you like are my idol.


its actually kinda funny...the way you think. PST smashed beer cans? woooow.....


edit: and not i'm not pissed off..,I like making Dutch drunks think I'm pissed by my posts

[Def]

Haha, I know, I rule.

ohyeah edit your post smartass. you still suck. PST didn't smash cans either, learn to read, dumbfuck

[metal=life]

Sounds to me like if you get drunk off a lesser amount of brew you keep some of your sanity, but if you're drinkin' 12% beer all the time plus hard liquor, you loose those helpful, yet useful brain cells.

[Def]

doesn't matter, I was born as a genius and I still have enough cells left to study laws :p

[metal=life]

Haha, I know, I rule.

ohyeah edit your post smartass. you still suck. PST didn't smash cans either, learn to read, dumbfuck


whatever smash bottles...thats easier than smashing cans...please don't get so offended I still sorta like you.

I probobly shouldn't rub in how I smashed a GLASS bottle of Crown Royal...it was pretty grim the way I did it.

[Def]

smashing bottles = allways grim.

trying to hit bums with those bottles = even more grim

[metal=life]

doesn't matter, I was born as a genius and I still have enough cells left to study laws :p

Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to children...I don't know why.




fuck this insulting shit I'm goin' to my comfortable bed with a nice fluffy pillow.

[Tattered]

Ahh cmon now, lets feel the love.. :love:

[Def]

eh, the kids, I have no idea, I'm the old bastard here :p

I don't see any insults here though :confused:

anyways, have fun humping your nice fluffy pillow! :)

[Def]

Ahh cmon now, lets feel the love.. :love:
hah theres our resident United Nations representative from the United Kingdom!

[Nihilist]

waaaaaaaawawawawawawawawawawawawawa. I'm kinda drunk as it is now. I really should get drunk more often and wreak havoc upon forums. When I'm extremely drunk, I forget the backspace key exists. I'm tired of whisky and coke. Doesn't do it for me any more.

[Def]

bah. I don't know what people like in the coke - whisky combo or the bacardi - coke combo, the only coke combo I like is the malibu/coke/ice combo!!

Whisky should be served pure without ice (real whisky, Single-malts that is)

[Tattered]

Nihilist your drunk? what time is it where you are? Australia right?

[Def]

prolly sometime at night, it's 16:11 here now. I'm at school now, just typed out some shit and I'm abusing the school computer now, gonna play a game of pool and have a pint right now. I have a nice pizza at home to throw in the oven so its all good.

[Nihilist]

bah. I don't know what people like in the coke - whisky combo or the bacardi - coke combo, the only coke combo I like is the malibu/coke/ice combo!!

Whisky should be served pure without ice (real whisky, Single-malts that is)
After about 20-30 drinks the coke really starts to kick in for me. My stomach is not made for it. Then I switch to beer when money isn't an issue at that stage of the night. Most of the time I buy whisky/coke in bars (etc etc) since it is usually the cheapest thing there. And the premix stuff is horrendous. I haven't touched that since I was about 16.

tatter3d: It is 2:11 AM. Australia, yes.

[Def]

ahyeah, premix stuff has allmost no whisky in it, sucks.

I don't know, guess I don't drink much coke at all anyways, it allways gets my stomach hurting and I get huge burps!

[Nihilist]

Haha yeah that's what I mean, the burps and all that. The only time I drink coke is when I'm drinking alcohol.

Anyways, I have to stop drinking and get to bed. Looong day ahead of me. G'night.

[metal=life]

atif is beating off to the 5th tits thread....look at his profile

[MetalThrashingMad]

hah motorhead vs sepultura closed, what a suprise.

[atifman]

no i'm not! prove it

[Tattered]

Haha yeah that's what I mean, the burps and all that. The only time I drink coke is when I'm drinking alcohol.

Anyways, I have to stop drinking and get to bed. Looong day ahead of me. G'night.

I hate the burps, because you get the sickly smell of alcohol from the depths of your stomach, and its not the nicest smell, it makes you feel even more sick when your wasted. :drunk:

[MetalPoldi]

I hate the burps, because you get the sickly smell of alcohol from the depths of your stomach, and its not the nicest smell, it makes you feel even more sick when your wasted. :drunk:

I like these burps. Then imagine to look into your stomach. It has to look like a rotting corpse and you're still alive. That's cool. :D

@M=L
How big were these cans? 0,33l or 0,5l?
I had this "not-getting-drunk-problem" last Saturday. I drank 9 bottles (0,5l) of good German beer and wasn't drunk at all. It's always so fucking expensive to get "drunk".
But remember:
HALF DRUNK IS WASTED MONEY!!!! :beer:

[MetalThrashingMad]

HALF DRUNK IS WASTED MONEY!!!! :beer:
Yea... thats true.

[Tattered]

But remember:
HALF DRUNK IS WASTED MONEY!!!! :beer:

Thats like the best quote ever.

[FearFrost]

My X2N is installed... Better then the EMG 81, but I really have not played it on a REAL amp yet. I give it a 7-8 out of 10, but Im going to have to find a tube amp on friday to plug into.

[metal=life]

I like these burps. Then imagine to look into your stomach. It has to look like a rotting corpse and you're still alive. That's cool. :D

@M=L
How big were these cans? 0,33l or 0,5l?
I had this "not-getting-drunk-problem" last Saturday. I drank 9 bottles (0,5l) of good German beer and wasn't drunk at all. It's always so fucking expensive to get "drunk".
But remember:
HALF DRUNK IS WASTED MONEY!!!! :beer:


how good is "german good"? I had 22 4.2% beers and it is doing me no good. All I can drink is hard ass liquor.

[MetalPoldi]

It was "Beck's", just 4,8%. A nice taste, not to hard so you can drink lots of it.
But perhaps you've got one of these fucking days: You drink a lot but don't get drunk. Or your getting resistent against alcohol. :eek:

[Disincarnate]

It was "Beck's", just 4,8%. A nice taste, not to hard so you can drink lots of it.
But perhaps you've got one of these fucking days: You drink a lot but don't get drunk. Or your getting resistent against alcohol. :eek:
ya thats how much most of the beer contain here

[BassBehemoth]

Fuck that, it's all about Colt 45 40oz's.(8%) I've never finished 2 of these at once, they can do a number on you if you chug them. Plus I like them because they're hard to lose/forget.

[Def]

It was "Beck's", just 4,8%. A nice taste, not to hard so you can drink lots of it.
But perhaps you've got one of these fucking days: You drink a lot but don't get drunk. Or your getting resistent against alcohol. :eek:
Becks is nice, but you can't get drunk of it. I remember this girl on holiday in italy, she was german and only drank becks!!! (her dad had a fridge full! haha)

Colt 45? sounds like a cool name for beer hehe!

[Disincarnate]

haha.......i remember in this friend of mine's farewell party..... this chick got drunk after having half of the 330 ml bottle of beer

[Def]

that's cheap. might be something for metalpoldi ;)

[Def]

Metalpoldi, how do you pronounce this?


H(eisse)i Eddy,
un chasseur sachent chasser doit savoir chasser sans son chien-oide bauanwoaßhoid und a fronzäsischa tongue-twister!
liebe grüße, juliane&mellie

haha, silly german girls are mixing french and german up? :confused:

[metal=life]

Comedy Central Presents is the most necro kvlt sh1t eva!

[BassBehemoth]

Becks is nice, but you can't get drunk of it. I remember this girl on holiday in italy, she was german and only drank becks!!! (her dad had a fridge full! haha)

Colt 45? sounds like a cool name for beer hehe!


Yeah and one of them here is less than $5.00, for over a liter of 8% horse piss. :beer: Hmmm, sounds like my weekend is planned.

[metal=life]

I'm not buying cheap beer anymore. After 22 beers I was
"buzzed". Tonight I'm gettin' McCormicks Vodka. Its $10 a handle and tastes like shit. I've gotten immune to it so I don't throw up anymore from it. Its such cheap crap...

[guitar_demon]

ok bitches here it is in all its glory get it now before its gone or wait forever to find another one


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10171&item=3764603813&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

edit: damn someones a gear junky look at what he has in the background

[Tattered]

Looks nice, quite mesa-boogie-ish.

[MetalPoldi]

that's cheap. might be something for metalpoldi ;)

Do you mean it's cheap fucking the girls? Oh yeah, that'S definately for me. :p
But it's cheap aswell getting drunk after some ml of beer.

You can't get drunk from Beck's? Ah, that may be the reason for my soberness on Saturday. ;)

Well, i can give you a translation of these german words, because they wrote how you pronounce it. But first let me guess: Are these girls from Bavaria? Because this pronounciation is typical bavarian!!!!


H(eisse)i Eddy, [QUOTE] What the hell does this "(eisse)" mean? That's a fucking question for you, Def!!!!
[QUOTE]un chasseur sachent chasser doit savoir chasser sans son chien-oide That'S fucking French. I can't speak French, so why the hell do you ask me? Ask some of these Cannigerians!!!
bauanwoaßhoid und a fronzäsischa
First i'll write it in appropriate German "Bauernweisheit und einen französischen [tongue-twister]"
"... und einen" means "... and a"
"Bauernweisheit" is fucking hard to translate. I can't imagine you can translate it word for word. It'll be "farmer's wisdom" ("Bauer" is farmer and Weisheit is wisdom)It's most of the time the connection between something that has happened and something that will happen with the weather and it rhymes in German. I'll try to give some examples of a "Bauernweisheit":
April, wet and cold and the grain will grow like a forest.
Rain in may, soft and warm, won't do the fruit any harm.

Fuck it. That's enough. I think i made myself ridiculous. :mad:

tongue-twister! Do i have to translate this, you dutch English-Pro?
liebe grüße, juliane&mellie
something like "sweet greetings" or set in a more appropriate phrase for this.

I used "appropriate" twice without knowing the correct spelling. And i laughed my ass off trying to say it!!! :D :D :D :D

[guitar_demon]

April, wet and cold and the grain will grow like a forest.
Rain in may, soft and warm, won't do the fruit any harm.


or
orange sky at night, sailers delight
orange sky in morning, sailers take warning

[MetalPoldi]

Guitar-demon, how do you call these sentecnes in English? Can't imagine it's "farmer's wisdom".

EDIT: Now i will roll my everyday good-night-joint. :D :stoned:

[guitar_demon]

theres not really a specific word for them


edit: pot head :D

[DeathCS]

Mmmm. my burps taste like Tacos :)

[MoonRaven]

im going over to my g/f's house for thanksgiving, how about the rest of you, well, those of who celebrate it anyways

[guitar_demon]

loud....guitar already started today!
nah uh eating dinner with the folks

[DeathCS]

Fuck yeah! Turkey... Mashed Potatoes... Food...! :)

[guitar_demon]

stuffing man it is all about the stuffing....i made sure my mom is making good stuffing and lots of it, i love the shit!

[MoonRaven]

stuffing man it is all about the stuffing....i made sure my mom is making good stuffing and lots of it, i love the shit!
agreed, stuffing is the shit, i could eat a fucking mountain of it, and i prolly will.