Who is the scariest motherfucker.....

[wannabe]

.....that you know? It has to be a musician though..obviously.

My vote goes to Nick Blinko. Check out the singer to Alein Sex Freind..if he doesn't scare you, then you are pretty damn brave!

[far_beyond_sane]

Do you mean Nik Fiend of Alien Sex Fiend?

[wannabe]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
Do you mean Nik Fiend of Alien Sex Fiend?

No, I mean Nick Blinko from Rudementary peni. Guy is a certified Schitz. Fackin' loooney....:p

[Disciple]

There's nothing scary about musicians

[wannabe]

Originally posted by Disciple
There's nothing scary about musicians

Jesus, do you always have to come in and fucking ruin everything? Just relax and quit being so fucking serious. That was retarted anyway. Of course musicians can be scary, sillybilly. Nick Blinko is a SCHITZ. He was put into a hospital and when he got out, wrote a song about him being the Pope....and he was dead fucking serious too. He=scary ass musician!

[Katham]

Scary badass musicians? Ummm.. Have you ever heared about Christian Vikernes in his tour with Burzum when releasing Aske EP? Now THAT WAS EXACLY badass...

[wannabe]

Originally posted by Katham
Scary badass musicians? Ummm.. Have you ever heared about Christian Vikernes in his tour with Burzum when releasing Aske EP? Now THAT WAS EXACLY badass...

Nuh, uh..I haven't actually even heard anything from Burzum (:( ). What's the story there?

[Disciple]

Originally posted by wannabe
He was put into a hospital and when he got out, wrote a song about him being the Pope....and he was dead fucking serious too.

funny: yes
pitiful: maybe
scary: no

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by Disciple


funny: yes
pitiful: maybe
scary: no

Anyone else study Psychology? That's just one lousy paranoid delusion he's cashing in on.

Until he stabs a psych student with a pen and is morbidly afraid of fingers and needs a boatload of Lithium every day to keep him from jacking off until his penis bleeds, he's not properly crazy...

At the same time..... thought he was the Pope??? Fuck! Nutter!

My vote would go to that fucking loony guy from that death metal band who mailed pieces of the other guy's head to all the fans after he shot himself.... and was eventually murdered. Euronymous!

"People know we are sick, and we give a fuck. Thats what we live(die) for... stalinismen. We hate does 'PEACE,LOVE and DEMOCRAZY'-ideas. WAR, SODOMY and DICTATION! We support all extreme and opressed states like the old ALBANIEN , IRAN , KAMPUCHEA under the RED KHMEERS and so on. People who are dying and suffering!"

Someone needs a teddy-bear..... *makes cute noises*

[wannabe]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane


Anyone else study Psychology? That's just one lousy paranoid delusion he's cashing in on.

Until he stabs a psych student with a pen and is morbidly afraid of fingers and needs a boatload of Lithium every day to keep him from jacking off until his penis bleeds, he's not properly crazy...

At the same time..... thought he was the Pope??? Fuck! Nutter!

My vote would go to that fucking loony guy from that death metal band who mailed pieces of the other guy's head to all the fans after he shot himself.... and was eventually murdered. Euronymous!

"People know we are sick, and we give a fuck. Thats what we live(die) for... stalinismen. We hate does 'PEACE,LOVE and DEMOCRAZY'-ideas. WAR, SODOMY and DICTATION! We support all extreme and opressed states like the old ALBANIEN , IRAN , KAMPUCHEA under the RED KHMEERS and so on. People who are dying and suffering!"

Someone needs a teddy-bear..... *makes cute noises*

Man, you are one sick fuck, Sane! The title of the thread was "name your fav. band", not who feels like being a psyco. Where did you come up with this shite?

*slyly smiles in anticipation*

[far_beyond_sane]

That was a dude from the band Mayhem... I read it in an interview once. Unlike many black metal people, this guy is 100% serious, at least so it would seem. He seemed to love everything evil.

Picture it - you come home, you find your friend with his head blown out with a shotgun. Do you:
a) Panic
b) Call the police
c) Take photos of the corpse, then gather up pieces of the skull splattered around the room, break them up smaller with a hammer, mail them to your bestest fans.... THEN call the police much, much later? :)

His mate went to prison for burning churches, and this dude now rests with Our Father Below... I can't remember how he died. He was murdered by someone.

[wannabe]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
That was a dude from the band Mayhem... I read it in an interview once. Unlike many black metal people, this guy is 100% serious, at least so it would seem. He seemed to love everything evil.

Picture it - you come home, you find your friend with his head blown out with a shotgun. Do you:
a) Panic
b) Call the police
c) Take photos of the corpse, then gather up pieces of the skull splattered around the room, break them up smaller with a hammer, mail them to your bestest fans.... THEN call the police much, much later? :)

His mate went to prison for burning churches, and this dude now rests with Our Father Below... I can't remember how he died. He was murdered by someone.

Are you serious? Wosers!! Too much atrocity for my virgin ears. I am gonna go pet my dog now. :bawling:

[Disciple]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane

c) Take photos of the corpse, then gather up pieces of the skull splattered around the room, break them up smaller with a hammer, mail them to your bestest fans.... THEN call the police much, much later? :)


That's not the correct version Sane. He came home found his buddy. Took pictures of him because it looked "cool".
He then hungry and made himself breakfast by frying a couple of eggs mixed in with the brain tissue that was lying on the floor and wall behind the corpse to capture "the spirit" of his lost friend.
Finally he collected skull pieces and sent them to friends because it would make the ultimate collectors item.
There was also a suicide not but I forgot what was written in it,it was something very banal I think.

[far_beyond_sane]

are you sure he didn't break the bits of head up? i remember reading that bit very clearly.

[Katham]

Originally posted by wannabe
Nuh, uh..I haven't actually even heard anything from Burzum (:( ). What's the story there?

Vikernes is sitting now in prison, because he did murder Oystein Aarseth during a gig. I think he has to be inside for 17 more years in prison. Badass, huh? :rolleyes: :vampire:

[Blissfull Blood]

The only scary fuck I can think of is Glen Benton of Deicide, of course I just think he is just an extremely serious person.

[Atheist]

funny how you mention about Nick Blinko, I was a rudimentary peni fan for years. Nick does some gnarly artwork.

"Its such a shame, the pope with no name, she doesnt know what she's called....delusions of grandeur she must be mad, one day my head will turn to a might papal dome..." thats about the lyrics I can remember from the "pope adrian 37th psychristriatric" album.

Nick went insane after his lung cancer and the treatment for it
if I remember correctly. Later on he was institionalized under some english health act.

[walpurgis]

Man, those are some pretty fucked up stories. I don't know who most of those people are, but they're rather messed up...

[wannabe]

Originally posted by Atheist
funny how you mention about Nick Blinko, I was a rudimentary peni fan for years. Nick does some gnarly artwork.

"Its such a shame, the pope with no name, she doesnt know what she's called....delusions of grandeur she must be mad, one day my head will turn to a might papal dome..." thats about the lyrics I can remember from the "pope adrian 37th psychristriatric" album.

Nick went insane after his lung cancer and the treatment for it
if I remember correctly. Later on he was institionalized under some english health act.

Yeah, he did an interview after he got "well". I think it is the only one he ever did. He calmly stated he was "fucked" pretty basically. You can get a link to it from Deathrock.com. Some crazy shit...

[atifman]

Originally posted by walpurgis
Man, those are some pretty fucked up stories. I don't know who most of those people are, but they're rather messed up...

especially Michael Jackson.....

[walpurgis]

Yes, he's the most terrifying, definitely.

[Katham]

Hehe, yeah...

Text: "BTW, did you know, that that Durst dick always mentions in his interviews (saw only two, I think that two were enough for me for this millenium ;)) that Michael Jackson is his greatest role model."
Category: "haha,veryfunny,lol."

[Stormrider12]

Kerry King of Slayer

[Disciple]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
are you sure he didn't break the bits of head up? i remember reading that bit very clearly.

maybe the larger skull pieces :smash:

[se7engates3613]

gotta be danzig or rollins. Though rollins lost a lot of the scare vote when he hosted that show on fox. or was it that he got his ass kicked in Heat. Or maybe it was his crucifixion in Johnny Demonic

[morbid_death]

the dudes from Dillinger Escape Plan are fucking fruit loops.

[metal=life]

i think my friend eric is the scariest musician ive ever seen....i crashed at his house 5 times and every night at 2 in the morning he sits on the couch and twitches...........

[atifman]

the guys from Trust Company..........:eek:

[Lord Malphas]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
His mate went to prison for burning churches, and this dude now rests with Our Father Below... I can't remember how he died. He was murdered by someone.

you`re talking about Euronymous right? well .. I dont know if you didnt want to say it .. or just that dont remember...well Euronymous was stabed to death by Varg Vikerness a.k.a. Count Grishnack .. he stabed him 23 times ...

[Tattered]

Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
Alien Sex Fiend?

thats a cool band name!

[metalgraingirl]

pumpkinhead scares the shit outta me!!

henry rollins is kinda frightening also

[The Crying Orc]

Originally posted by wannabe


Nuh, uh..I haven't actually even heard anything from Burzum (:( ). What's the story there?


He burnt Churches....damn man, that's some scary shiznit. :rolleyes:

[metal=life]

Varg is fuckin scary ass all hell...imagine being in a rehersal room with a killer..his band Burzum has lyrics that are all 100% true. Pick up the book Lords Of Chaos. Its at www.shiva-int.com

[mrweijia]

Originally posted by tatter3d
Charles Manson is scary, lol

i secodn that.

[slayme_returns]

Varg is a dumbass puss.

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Originally posted by Katham
Scary badass musicians? Ummm.. Have you ever heared about Christian Vikernes in his tour with Burzum when releasing Aske EP? Now THAT WAS EXACLY badass...

Kristian, and he Changed his name to varg

VARG
AMOR
ROMA
GRAV


Notice anything about the name?

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Originally posted by Disciple


That's not the correct version Sane. He came home found his buddy. Took pictures of him because it looked "cool".
He then hungry and made himself breakfast by frying a couple of eggs mixed in with the brain tissue that was lying on the floor and wall behind the corpse to capture "the spirit" of his lost friend.
Finally he collected skull pieces and sent them to friends because it would make the ultimate collectors item.
There was also a suicide not but I forgot what was written in it,it was something very banal I think.


WRONG AGAIN

Euronymous put his brian in a stew to callhimself a cannibal

The skull was for a necklace


And the note said schnadenfrude

Dead was known for NOT having a sense of humor, but translated this means "ecuse all the blood", which is ironic becuase he cut his wrists and basted himself with a shotgun


RIP DEAD
RIP EURONYMOUS

[mrweijia]

Originally posted by CtHuLhU DaWn


VARG
AMOR
ROMA
GRAV



whats amor, roma and grav??

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Amor - the strongest feeling
Roma - Outcast or something, i forget
Grav - Grave

Varg initsself means Outcast/wolf

[Darko]

Since he varg killed the guy in norway, hes only in jail for like 10 years (some where above that) and i think he gets out 2006.

:uzi: Darko

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

YEah he killed Øystein Aarseth (Euronymous), And i heard from Orc'y that varg is getting out this year due to "being a good boy", even though i dont trust the cabbage it seems plausible:D

[PST 88]

I second slayme, varg strikes me as a puss. Thousands of murderers out there, what's special about this guy? Perhaps his pussocity.

As for scary, I would have to say Scott Ian. I mean, what the hell's up with a Jewish skinhead? Also, E-string from Necrofucker, while not really scary, is pretty intimidating when he wants to be. And shows his goddamn face.

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Originally posted by PST 88
I second slayme, varg strikes me as a puss. Thousands of murderers out there, what's special about this guy? Perhaps his pussocity.

Because he put his extreme beliefs of returning norwasy to its heathen ways into action by starting the church burning, and his murder of Aarseth Isnlt special, it only is in the black metal scene, where Aarseth built it himself, And when he died it sen a shock.

[PST 88]

Eh, white people in america've been burnin down black people's churches for years, and prolly killing too, but they dont get called some of the scariest motherfuckers out there, so I still fail to see what's special about that dude, aside from that he plays bass.

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Varg WAS bruzum, it was a one man band you twit

[slayme_returns]

how'd i know you'd be the first to start the 5 year old name calling.

whether he WAS Burzum or not, he's still a puss.

[PST 88]

I didnt say a damn thing about Burzum. Or 'Bruzum', for that matter. I was referencing the fact that on the only music I've heard of his, with Mayhem, he was playing that lovely four or five stringed instrument we like to call the bass. This instrument is generally included in the rhythm section of a band, and adds some low end. There are two general varieties of bass, including the stand up acoustic(generally used for classical or jazz) and the electric bass, which resembles a guitar and is used for just about everything but classical. In metal, the genre I assume we're discussing, it generally just doubles the guitar at a lower volume, although some bassists break the mold. Varg Vikernes, however, is not an example of this. He is, instead, an example of a jealous fucknut who gets a lot of credit for being hard as nails that he has not earned, and I'm getting sorta tired of hearing about him. Now, when he does something really scary, or makes music I like, maybe I'll give him some of the darkened respect you fucks're just climbing over each other to give him, but for now, I'll think of him as that bassist that that band Mayhem had for a little while until he acted like a moron and got sent to jail, just like many morons do. If he was smarter, and avoided jail, then he might be on the scary side. But guys who get caught and screetch hate dont interest me.

I guess what I'm saying is this(and I do have slayme's permission for this): FUCK BURZUM and FUCK VARG.

Thank you.

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
how'd i know you'd be the first to start the 5 year old name calling.
I said Twit, not Twat.
Twit isnlt name calling here, its a VERY soft tearm for "idiot" only to be used in a jokingly manor.

And PST....
OK fair play, Agree to Disaggree,
One thing i want to add, he was only sent down as he wasnt; allowed to speak in court, and couldnlt identify the lies as he couldnlt speak.
Ok, end of discussion

[Hardytheharhar]

Originally posted by atifman
Michael Jackson
now thats one scary motherfucker. He's a homosexual pedophile, he bought the elephant man, he bathes in only Evian spring water, he grabs and fondles himself frequently when he's singing, and he has a pet monkey (well, actually i wouldnt mind having a pet monkey, but Michael Jackson is still a weirdo). i ran out of reasons why he's scary, but he still is.
i didn't mind his music in the 80s but after like 1990, he became a scary weirdo

*LOL* man youre absolutely right 'bout that!!!
:beer:

[The Crying Orc]

Originally posted by metal=life
Varg is fuckin scary ass all hell...imagine being in a rehersal room with a killer..his band Burzum has lyrics that are all 100% true. Pick up the book Lords Of Chaos. Its at www.shiva-int.com


Yeah yeah, and I'll slap the shit out of that little boy.:flame: :mad:

[The Crying Orc]

Originally posted by slayme_returns
Varg is a dumbass puss.

Hahahahah! good one.

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by atifman
Michael Jackson
he grabs and fondles himself frequently when he's singing

Um, I do all that in the shower from time to time, does that make me scary? :(

[PST 88]

Unbelievably so.

[Squall]

Varg was burzum?? woah....kinda awesome...///and hell yeah....he is fuckin scary....pretty crazy..../

[memnoch]

I nominate myself as scariest motherfucker.

This is my first post in this thread.....so why not name me eh? Here's my reasoning:

1. I'm canadian
2. I like hockey.....a lot.
3. I like canadian football, and dislike the NFL.
4. I drink strong canadian beer....sometimes ranging up to 9% in alcohol. Yes, beer.
5. I have a cool black hat that i wear.
6. My chest is hairy.
7. I'm canadian.
8. I like Immolation.
9. I'm canadian.
10. I think Ozzy's a pussy.


Yeah.....go me!!:cool:

[memnoch]

In second place i'd put The Crying Orc....just cause he seems like he'd be a scary guy.

[slayme_returns]

would that happen to be a.............bowler hat?

[PST 88]

I was usin one as a frisbee earlier.

And memnoch's scarier than varg.

[memnoch]

Damn straight i am.....:kaioken:


My hat is just a black baseball cap. There's no "nike" shit on it.....it's all black.

[slayme_returns]

i used to have a black Slayer hat when i was a freshman in high school but it wore out. I just wear a University of Texas hat now.

[slayme_returns]

UT's football is good, but I could give a shit. I just wanna wear a famous faggot school on my fucking head.

[memnoch]

I have a couple patches i could put on my hat....but i'm pretty lazy and i'm not really good at sewing (or good at spelling that word either).

[PST 88]

I dont have a hat, my head's too damn big. But if I had one, I'd want a bowler hat. Or a BLS one, cause I havent seen enough of those. Maybe my friend's 'Israeli Army: Uzi Does it' hat.

[memnoch]

What the hell's a bowler hat? I've probably seen them.....just don't recognize the name.

[slayme_returns]

here ya go.

[memnoch]

Ah i see.

I don't think i'm quite soffisticated enough to wear one of those. What i would like those is a cool black Trenchcoat....those things rule!

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

I cant wear hats, dreads make my head huge...

I wanna trenchcoat too, they rock

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by memnoch
In second place i'd put The Crying Orc....just cause he seems like he'd be a scary guy.
I see how it is, I go from big yeti to no one even caring anymore... :bawling:


As far as hats go, I wear my Navy one now, Khaki with Navy blue(imagine that...) lettering.

[slayme_returns]

you're just too damn quiet recently wally.

[walpurgis]

Not much to say, so I don't *shrugs* but I can accept that answer.

[The Crying Orc]

I'm not a scary man.:(
I'm a loveable, sensitive, skinny fuck. :idea:

[memnoch]

Originally posted by The Crying Orc
I'm not a scary man.:(
I'm a loveable, sensitive, skinny fuck. :idea:

Haha...well, you don't act like that on here.

And sorry wally....you're up there in the top 5 though, probably 3rd. :) I love you still man.:love:

[The Crying Orc]

I don't act mean, or anything. I'm just......"normal" on here, or something along those lines, I don't really pay attention to thing's on here, I just post shit, and then come back two months later, and just post again....than repeat, and so on.

[memnoch]

Well, to me at least you seemed like a bit of an ass when you first started coming here.

I always had respect because you listened to cool music....just sometimes i thought you were a bit harsh on things. But now i think it's actually pretty funny and i like it. SO.....good job!:beer:

[The Crying Orc]

I rape you of cool music, son.


I think I decreased the "ass-ness" ever since I got my GF, but the weird thing is, I've been with her for 6 years, and when I joined here I was of great ass-ness, now I am no ass-ness of the ass-ness.
It's just simple ass-ness.
You lost me?
Good.
Orc-bonics.

[slayme_returns]

Originally posted by The Crying Orc
I'm not a scary man.:(
I'm a loveable, sensitive, skinny fuck. :idea:

like Varg?

[The Crying Orc]

Just like it says in your Signature.


FUCK VARG!

[slayme_returns]

haha

[Darko]

im not in to bm, but i know one of burzumz songs quotes "kill the chirstian" bla bla anti-christianity. But in a later interview he says that we should be brothers with the christians. If thats not hypocritical then im a pladapuss. Anywho, just some imput i found out.

[The Crying Orc]

He sucks.

[mrweijia]

Originally posted by CtHuLhU DaWn
I cant wear hats, dreads make my head huge...

my head's already huge, i have a flex-fit hat that just shrinks when i take it off

[CtHuLhU DaWn]

what the fuck!?

*gets a knitting needle and chases wejia*
hehe
*pop!*


(i'm kidding!) :love:

[Def]

I am the scariest motherfucker in these regions.

if you would know me personally you'd know.

[walpurgis]

Originally posted by The Crying Orc
I'm not a scary man.:(
I'm a loveable, sensitive, skinny fuck. :idea:

Me too man...

[PST 88]

Y'know, I've been to the netherlands, and based on a drunken two days I spent there, I'd have to say that yes, def-fx is the scariest motherfucker there.

[Def]

and don't you forget it!


:drunk:

[memnoch]

Pff.

[jaystanton]

Originally posted by Stormrider12
Kerry King of Slayer

He may be one scary motherfucker, but he's a great musician.

[Midnight]

I dunno I think Little Richard is one scary motherfucker..

[atifman]

Originally posted by memnoch
And sorry wally....you're up there in the top 5 though, probably 3rd. :) I love you still man.:love:

where am i on that list? :) :vampire:

[The Crying Orc]

Richard Simmons in Glam clothing.



Or a trench-coat. Zyklon style.

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by *Def-Fx*
I am the scariest motherfucker in these regions.

if you would know me personally you'd know.

Of course we would.

[memnoch]

Originally posted by atifman


where am i on that list? :) :vampire:

Uh....pretty low man. Sorry....but you just don't strike me as a scarry person.

Now on my sarcastic/funny-ass list, you'd be numero uno!

[mrweijia]

so what exactly did varg do?

[jaystanton]

Originally posted by Midnight
I dunno I think Little Richard is one scary motherfucker..

you're right, man.
I didn't think of him!