Where did your username come from?

[Katham]

Yeah, I know this done to hell back at those days, but the forums are deleted and I can't check it again.

My friends used to call me Katham for unknown reason. At least for me.

Anyways, it means 'how?' in hindoo language, and stands for 'Cornell' (my first name) in arabian. Probably that's why... :rolleyes:

Dude came from the best film there is, The Big Lebowski
he is the most laziest bowler in the u.s.
His favorite drink is White Russian.
I watch the movie every sunday and wednesday,as i worship the dude.He is the all time hero of bowlers.....even though he doesnt bowl in the movie because hes to busy taking bubble baths and smoking his J.
He is te best,He is the best.

[walpurgis]

If you guys want to know what my name means, read the Black Sabbath Reunion book, I did it out of respect for them. And if you don't have the book...Go buy the fucking cd set, because it's awesome!!!!!

huh cool

[nomad]

nomad... ermm... i love to travel... ok, cannot live w/o this... also, i was born and grew up in a sandy country - azerbaijan (as true nomads are probably supposed to grow ;)) also, i love sepultura's nomad, but frankly i've heard it after got the nickname :p

[wannabe]

I picked my name b/c I am, and I want mad attention...:cool:

[pan_fuckin_tera]

Mine came from the back of a cereal box..........obviously

[wannabe]

Originally posted by pan_fuckin_tera
Mine came from the back of a cereal box..........obviously

Heh. Yeah the one with Dime impaling Tony the tiger with his axe! Classic fun for kiddies! :p

[Katham]

Originally posted by nomad
nomad... ermm... i love to travel... ok, cannot live w/o this... also, i was born and grew up in a sandy country - azerbaijan (as true nomads are probably supposed to grow ;)) also, i love sepultura's nomad, but frankly i've heard it after got the nickname :p

This was suprising... :eek:

[nomad]

Originally posted by Katham


This was suprising... :eek: what exactly :eek: :eek:

[far_beyond_sane]

the way you spelt "sandy" correctly, he means..... :p

my name is from......BAAAAAH!! FNUT! WEEEEEE! KARRANG KARRANG PLA PLAAAAAAAAAAA!

understand?

[slayme_returns]

bump

[shittybassist]

is it that hard to figure out my name? i think i suck on my instrument so.... all my friends say i'm good though, but i think i suck, so i am shittybassist

[memnoch]

I made a program that randomly selects 7 letters from the alphabet and arranges them in a odd but nice fashion.

memnoch is what it came up with.:rolleyes:

[Longjocks]

Longjocks - from the latin: Longus Jockus - meaning long jocks.

Well, it actually came about when my mate's band travelled to another town to do a radio show. I'd been writing a story (in the same ilk as Terry Prachett) and randomly came up with a character named Tarquin Longjocks. Anyway, I tagged along with them and pretended to be a roadie or something. The DJ asked me what my was and I blurted Tarquin El Matheus Longjocks (or somesuch... "Matheus" being based on my real name, Matthew). We had a laugh anyway. The DJ ended up calling me El Toro by the end. Longjocks has just stuck since then (as such names tend to do).

[The Crying Orc]

My name is a lame song from a lame Black Metal band entitled: Burzum.







Burzum=Homosexually Gay Nazi Cocknose :flame: :rolleyes:
:flame: Burzum

[memnoch]

Didn't you praise Burzum a few months ago?

[atifman]

Your Names (http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=2544)

[Emperia]

"emperia" is a latin word, and means 2 things, which one is "experience", and the other.... well i can't remember...
i heard it in philosophy some months ago...
i didn't choose it for the meaning, it's just that the word sounds great (personal opinion)

[trm]

my real name, just missing some letters...


:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

[metal=life]

metal=life came from my obsessive love for metal...i have literally been into a lot of metal since the day i could listen to music. This is cause my dad is a HUGE power metal fan, so he got me into iced earth, hammerfall, kamelot, judas preist, and shit along those lines.

[atifman]

Originally posted by trm
my real name, just missing some letters...


:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

is your name.........tromboner........?

[Father Death]

Originally posted by atifman


is your name.........tromboner........?

:smash: :smash: :smash:

that is funny shit right there!!

aaahhhhh yeah...anyways "Father Death" was given to me during my 1st year in college by my class...i'm still known as Father Death till this day

[Lord Malphas]

Malphas - Grand President of Hell, commander of forty legions. He builds impregnable citadels and towers, overthrows the Temples and Towers of his enemies, finds good workmen, gives familiar spirits, receives sacrifices and deceives the sacrificers. He is depicted as a crow with a hoarse voice, though will assume human form if commanded.

[Longjocks]

Originally posted by Lord Malphas
Malphas - Grand President of Hell, commander of forty legions. He builds impregnable citadels and towers, overthrows the Temples and Towers of his enemies, finds good workmen, gives familiar spirits, receives sacrifices and deceives the sacrificers. He is depicted as a crow with a hoarse voice, though will assume human form if commanded.
Sounds spooky... I'll get Mulder on the case. He'll probably just reveal it to be a midget dressed in a monkey suit.

[DerMeister]

DerMeister = The Master
Stole it from Rammsteins first CD, because I needed something original, not "Killer" or "sucker" or something everyone used. Therefore, DerMeister.(It's german, ignorants)

[HELLBLASTER-666]

I stole it from Arkhon Infaustus' drummer (basicaly he is now their
ex-drummer) Hellblaster

[Freke]

Nordic mythology.

[DELETE79]

I SAW THE KEY ON MY KEYBOARD AND ADD MY BIRTH YEAR...

[atifman]

but why "delete"......why not cataral (ctrl) or pig up (pg up) or Tab.

[metal=life]

Delete is a cool button....i personally like the Shift....but thats just me

[DELETE79]

CTRL79, ALT79, SHIFT79, TAB79, INSERT79, ESCAPE79, SCROLL LOCK79, ENTER79.

UHMMM. THEY ARE NOT COOL AS DELETE79...ALTOUGHT I REALLY LIKE ESCAPE79
SINCE I WROTE IT...BUT IF I COULD I WOULD DEFINATELY CHANGE IT TO....
CAPS LOCK79...WHICH IS REALLY APPROPRIATE.

[mrweijia]

or even PrintScreen, the longst phrase on a key.

[Longjocks]

PrintScreenSysRq79... sounds good to me.

[Father Death]

yeah i'll second that.

[atifman]

no

[Father Death]

why the hell not damnit?!

[atifman]

read the bottom-most line of my signature
"BOOOOOOOOTTOOOOOOOOMMM MMMOOOOOOOOSSST?!?!?!?!?" :D ;)

[Father Death]

yeah but memnoch is an ass

[atifman]

let's talk about it in RTT.

and getting back to the topic..........i'm an internet superhero

[Tattered]

Originally posted by Father Death
yeah but memnoch is an ass


lol, why is everyone saying that?

[memnoch]

Cause it's true. And i also rule, and people such as FD are jealous of my awesomeness......so that have to insult me without reason.

[mrweijia]

(_|_)
...o
...0

memnoch's taking a shit. lol

[ThroneofbahoS]

I named me after my band... couldn think anything else... sorry...

[º¿º]

************bump**********

since i KNOW u all wanna know where my name came from....

NO clue...i was bored and had nothing better to type in...if i had a chance to change it i would lol

[Midnight]

Mine comes from my business name.. nifty if I do say so myself

[powersofterror]

power soft error...
powers of terror...
whatever...

[SandBlastedSkin]

last song on the Great southern trendkill album

:uzi:
^trendkiller

[Blizzard Beast]

I got mine from Immortal. If your thinking of giving me shit for liking black metal then go suck a cow nut.

Blizzard Beast
:vampire:

[terminus]

A friend of mine suggested it.

[atifman]

what's it mean

[alexguitargodbu]

after i realized I was a good guitar player. It my nikname. de "guitargod". my last name is bud. Sometimes I wonder why I was cursed with this talent.

[Abnormal]

My name???, what does it mean???, well i guess it speaks for its self.... but where did i get it from???.... you will know when you see it, hear it, and live for it :kaioken:

[Filthgrinder]

Satyricon song.....Filthgrinder.........Hail Black Metal \m/:vampire:

[mrweijia]

Originally posted by alexguitargodbu
after i realized I was a good guitar player. It my nikname. de "guitargod". my last name is bud. Sometimes I wonder why I was cursed with this talent.

and here i was thinking your last name was "bu"

[reign in blood]

Hmmm... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I GOT MY NAME!!!!! TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!





:flame: :mad: :beer: :beer: :uzi: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :flame: :smash: :smash: :uzi: :stoned: :stoned:

OH YEAH IF YOU DIDNT FIGURE IT OUT YET ITS A FUCKING SLAYER ALBUM!!!!!!

[Trinity]

its by kill2this. usually im something else entirely but i fear if i was shown as my true self on here i would be ritually slaughtered to some cannibal corpse album or something

[jinxd]

jinxd
kinda speaks 4 it's self really

[Bondage Bagpuss]

*snikkker*

slaughter fun!!

[atifman]

i still don't know where far beyond sane's name is from

[Def]

I think it refers to his state of mind.

hehe :p

my nickname is stupid, but I couldn't think of anything better at that moment.. if about my right ear beeing deaf and using heaps of effect pedals...
I would be better of with just 'def' everybody calls me that so...

[DELETE79]

i still don't know where far beyond sane's name is from


"ORIGINALLY POSTED BY Def-Fx"I think it refers to his state of mind.

YOUR PROBABLY RIGHT BUT I THINK THERE'S SOME PANTERA INFLUENCE IN IT
WITH THE ALBUM "FAR BEYOND DRIVEN"

[atifman]

or maybe from the song "Far beyond the sun" by yngwie malmsteen

[PST 88]

Yeah, 'cause this used to be a Yngwie forum.

[far_beyond_sane]

Originally posted by PST 88
Yeah, 'cause this used to be a Yngwie forum.

Tee hee.

Yeah, I'm mad.

[atifman]

hehe yeah.........

what?
i still don't get it. oh well. some things we'll just never figure out.

[mrweijia]

well, after looking through this post, i never once mentioned the origins of my name,
so here it is

a kid came up with it, he wanted to say mr. ____, but he didnt know my last name, so he just said mr. weijia and i changed it to Mista Weijia, and it stuck

[The Doctor]

mine came from the movie the Mask, some people were about to rob a bank and some guy asked: are you gonna do it? And he said: The Doctor is ready to operate. I like the sound of it and know my nickname is The Doctor

[Lord Malphas]

Cameron Diaz looks fucking hot in that movie

[mrweijia]

hell yeah

[The Doctor]

In those days i really wished i wuz jim carry

[MetalPoldi]

Originally posted by Lord Malphas
Cameron Diaz looks fucking hot in that movie

Cameron Diaz looks always fucking hot.
She's got that huge smile and she dances in any movie in underpants.:p

[The Crying Orc]

Cameron Diaz is a yuppie dyke cum slut.

[Dissection]

Cameron Diaz looks fucking hot in that movie
hell yeah

Ahem. Not to revive an old thread, but I could not resist this:

I call bullshit on weijia. Now, kind sir, take your small oriental penis out of your hand, and go back to looking at bukkake, because you couldn't fool a retard with that one.

[Drag the Waters]

Ahem. Not to revive an old thread, but I could not resist this:

I call bullshit on weijia. Now, kind sir, take your small oriental penis out of your hand, and go back to looking at bukkake, because you couldn't fool a retard with that one.
Ahem.. pardon me kind gentleman, but weijia hasn't been on these boards in like a year.

[TheDreadfulHoroscope]

Mine is just the name of me and my friend's acoustic band, he infact made up this name.

[Knight]

Do I really have to explain?

[blizzard_beast]

Cameron Diaz looks always fucking hot.
She's got that huge smile and she dances in any movie in underpants.:p

hmm whats this about her dancing in underpants? Where?

Edit: My username came from what used to be one of my favourite bands, Immortal - it just stuck.

[kin]

Alright...I went to the mall to buy a game called "Dark Age Of Camelot", and the dude who sold it to me looked Indian or something, so I all the sudden thought of an name that I thought we would be called, and it came out to "Kinavir". So I used that as my DAoC name (later added "SlipPocket" because I was a Infiltrator). I then had to make a name for CS (Counter-Strike), so I shortened it to kin. Then I used it for pretty much everything else (I have a large array of other names though, such as Slalom_Farmer....which is a LONG story).

[SuNioj0369]

Slayer's "Hell Awaits", you know, Join Us chanted backwards...if you didn't know that then your Metal Credability is now that of a 12-year old Limp Bizkit fan. The 0369 is just a diminished-type sequence thing on tab that I like (|-0-3-6-9-|)...errr, did that make sense?

[Dissection]

Ahem.. pardon me kind gentleman, but weijia hasn't been on these boards in like a year.

He came back before that. And I was hoping he'd see it anyway. I'm quite aware he hasn't posted here in a while, you Anal-Sock Puppet.

[RIPDime]

Where did your username come from?


In my case, should be incredibly, painfully obvious...

[LordofStorms]

From an Emperor song,which is also painfully obvious

[*insert name here*]

I couldnt think of anything :)

[Tattered]

You dont say.. ;)

[Agent-Orange]

Sodom song and album.

[i_hate_nu_metal]

take a wild stab at mine.

[Def]

Ahem. Not to revive an old thread, but I could not resist this:

I call bullshit on weijia. Now, kind sir, take your small oriental penis out of your hand, and go back to looking at bukkake, because you couldn't fool a retard with that one.
shut the fuck up, racist scumbag. cool it with that shit or be suspended.

[Nihilist]

I'm with you Def, but I'm going to take it one step further. Suspended for 2 weeks. Metaltabs never tolerated any of the nazi comments in the past, so I'm not tolerating any asian racism.

Hope you learn your lesson.

[Zionist]

The definition of Zionist

A Jewish movement that arose in the late 19th century in response to growing anti-Semitism and sought to reestablish a Jewish homeland in Palestine. Modern Zionism is concerned with the support and development of the state of Israel.

[kraf]

Kraf, the Lord of Plagues...

That's how it started anyways. Now it's just the name I use for everything.

[MoonRaven]

From an Emperor song,which is also painfully obvious
i had no idea where you got your name, i dont listen to emperor, or most black metal for that matter.

[Dyldo]

I'm with you Def, but I'm going to take it one step further. Suspended for 2 weeks. Metaltabs never tolerated any of the nazi comments in the past, so I'm not tolerating any asian racism.

Hope you learn your lesson.

LOL ON DISSECTION!

Good choice by the way. I rememeber once he was crying to Atif about leaving because no one liked him. Then he said he would stay and that he would stop doing what it is that he does. Seems like he's rebuilt that bridge.

[Seasons in the Abyss]

I don't think I really need to explain the origin of my username. The reason why I chose such a name? well I have used the same username for all the forums I visit. In fact, I don't think there is one forum I've registered to without having 'Seasons in the Abyss' as my identity. I first chose the name simply due to the fact that I purchased that specific album around last May when I started getting into the metal spectrum.

It was also the very last music video I have seen. So that's almost a year.

[ShredIsNotDead]

My name is a proven fact

[DeathCS]

Indeed. I thought Shred was a person though at first.

[BLS]

Shred is a person..

He goes by the name Jason

[guitar_demon]

becker.....JASON, becker

[ShredIsNotDead]

Was Jason widely known around metaltabs before I came? I'm just curious.

[BLS]

All the smart people knew of him.

[DeathCS]

Shred is a person..

He goes by the name Jason
Word!..

[Rapture]

I'm with you Def, but I'm going to take it one step further. Suspended for 2 weeks. Metaltabs never tolerated any of the nazi comments in the past, so I'm not tolerating any asian racism.

Hope you learn your lesson.
... LOL

[h4x5k8]

Was Jason widely known around metaltabs before I came? I'm just curious.
who doesnt know of jason?

[MoonRaven]

i knew of becker about 3.5 years ago, i read about him in older guitar magazines.
ive been playing for 4 years

[ShredIsNotDead]

who doesnt know of jason?

This is just one forum. I know plenty of people who don't know him. People at my school think Jimi Hendrix was the fastest

[BLS]

yeh... but school's filled with idiots.. thats why they attend.

[Nihilist]

haha I was expecting people to be questioning my decision on suspending Dissection. I gather you all support it. I love you all.

[Cloaca]

NIHILIST WHY?!!!??!!!!!?!!?!!!!

:bawling: :bawling: :rolleyes:

[BLS]

haha I was expecting people to be questioning my decision on suspending Dissection. I gather you all support it. I love you all.

Your goofy.. I think its safe to say no one here enjoy Dissection's "Contributions"

[Rapture]

Your goofy.. I think its safe to say no one here enjoy Dissection's "Contributions"
i will just have to agree in full.

my user name, dissected (how appropriate.... :rolleyes: )

Andrew = my name
1331 = random number i pulled out of my ass

[johnmansley]

1331 = random number i pulled out of my ass

I hope you cleaned it!

[Rapture]

I hope you cleaned it!
haha, nah. i like the smell

[k13m]

well my name comes from the shizo brain i have or sumtin

well my real name is gimar, some call me giem (comes from giemar obvious) but that sounds gay so i told them to make it kiem cuz it sounds gay aswell but not as much, and then my shizo brain figured out that u could read 13 as IE so i made it k13m

lame huh ;)

h41L5 :beer:

[ManOwaR]

Was Jason widely known around metaltabs before I came? I'm just curious.

I didn't know who he was untill I came here, hell I didn't even know that half of the bands I listen to now even existed before I came here :p

[L,B'XXX]

I think it was Shred' that did the original tribute piece in the lyric forum that introduced me to Becker. I was listening to him today in fact. What a guy.

The net has definitely broadened my listening habits.

[SARS]

Where did your username come from?

um... :idea: ....yeah. :homer:

[VizThisAl]

my name VizThisAl

my band = Vizulize This
My name = Alan

simple enough.

[obrien20]

PsychO'Brien.

[MoonRaven]

I think it was Shred' that did the original tribute piece in the lyric forum that introduced me to Becker. I was listening to him today in fact. What a guy.

The net has definitely broadened my listening habits.
hey, where did your name come from?

[ManOwaR]

hey, where did your name come from?

my guess is that she was headbangin and hit her head in the keyboard and that's what came out :p

[IRON90]

I thought that IRON sounded cool, and i was born in 1990. So it became IRON90.

[Six_Feet_Under_420]

the band six feet under obviously :p and the 420 is a date. April 20th. chris barnes ( sfu singer ) favorite day :beer:

[Kylito]

My name is Kyle. Some of my buddies call me Kylito as a twist on the movie title "Carlito's Way". It's "Kylito's Way" for them. I observe the age old tradition that you cannot give yourself nicknames without being a jackass and you must accept what your jury of peers calls you and deal with it. My other "legally" given nicknames are Kermit, Satan, and Hawkeye. Kylito is my favorite... :)

[Paddy]

Paddy, short for Padraig, the Irish translation of Patrick, which is my real name. Fascinating stuff, eh?

I've also been called "Lurch" and "Herman Monster", as in the two characters from "The Monsters" show. I think it's because of my riveting personality and vibrant appearance. Or perhaps because I look like a stretched-out corpse and have as much tone in my voice as Stephen Hawking. Good thing I'm hung like a donkey to make up for it ;)

[MoonRaven]

Paddy, short for Padraig, the Irish translation of Patrick, which is my real name. Fascinating stuff, eh?

I've also been called "Lurch" and "Herman Monster", as in the two characters from "The Monsters" show. I think it's because of my riveting personality and vibrant appearance. Or perhaps because I look like a stretched-out corpse and have as much tone in my voice as Stephen Hawking. Good thing I'm hung like a donkey to make up for it ;)
actually, lurch was from "The Addams Family", and Herman Munster was from "The Munsters"

[Paddy]

I stand corrected ;) haha

[Dissection]

Damn irish kids. :p

[Paddy]

I know, my mind hasn't been the same since I lost me lucky charms.

[Chris Rezendes]

Paddy, short for Padraig, the Irish translation of Patrick, which is my real name. Fascinating stuff, eh?

I've also been called "Lurch" and "Herman Monster", as in the two characters from "The Monsters" show. I think it's because of my riveting personality and vibrant appearance. Or perhaps because I look like a stretched-out corpse and have as much tone in my voice as Stephen Hawking. Good thing I'm hung like a donkey to make up for it ;)

No kidding? My dick is of average length (albeit at a six inch circumference, enough to get the job done) and I've always assumed that it's because the African genes in me wanted me to have an 8 incher and the Irish genes in me wanted a 4 incher. They had a war that ended in a genetic stalemate- 6 inches it is, then!

I know, my mind hasn't been the same since I lost me lucky charms.

See, again my African and Irish genes fight over what to eat. I usually end up eating potatoes with fried chicken, Lucky Charms with collard greens, and lager with watermelon. My genes just can't decide on which ethnic stereotype should dominate!

You are lots of fun, Patrick. :)

[Cloaca]

See, again my African and Irish genes fight over what to eat. I usually end up eating potatoes with fried chicken, Lucky Charms with collard greens, and lager with watermelon. My genes just can't decide on which ethnic stereotype should dominate!

Hahahah! Lager with watermelon!

[Paddy]

:beer: I actually suspected that you have a bit of African in you, on a nightly basis hahahaha, ahhh I crack myself up...

*does a jig*

B'Jaysus

[SARS]

fuckin' irish.......i hate my genes.....

[NZ black metal drumm]

I like my genes, they are warm comfy and so much better than going outside in my boxers (although some of you would just love to see that, wouldn't you)

[andrewc]

No kidding? My dick is of average length (albeit at a six inch circumference, enough to get the job done) and I've always assumed that it's because the African genes in me wanted me to have an 8 incher and the Irish genes in me wanted a 4 incher. They had a war that ended in a genetic stalemate- 6 inches it is, then!

well then i don't know what happened to me, i have absolutely no black blood in me at all and i'm a fraction off 7 inch, i'm dead serious. i think it grows to around about 8 inch during sex, but i can't say i've measured it then :p it just looks bigger.

:beer: I actually suspected that you have a bit of African in you, on a nightly basis hahahaha, ahhh I crack myself up...

*does a jig*

B'Jaysus

buahahahaaha....! paddy = the next weijia? only time will tell......;)

[Sick Fucker]

Mine just fell out of the sky.

[MoonRaven]

Mine just fell out of the sky.
your mom fell out of the sky.

[Soulinsane]

Endure the pain
you know my name
I am your soul insane

I am no one
no one who cares
I am your soul despair

Your fear deceives
vulnerability
leaving an easy prey

Consume your mind
a power so divine
will take you and rape you blind

Gemini master of demise
your death is my salvation
to a kingdom mine
my lord is my light
the master of darkness
your death is my salvation
to a kingdom mine

You look at me with eyes of fate
and see the graphic truth

Your ignorance cannot shield you
from your naked abuse
numbling of your moral sense
facing reality
That life is unconditional
and death is only the beginning

The pain will never end...

Walking slow, breathing heavy
you could see death sweat
how it shined
an argument out of control in my mind

I am here for the sole purpose of your death
walking slow breathing heavy
you can see death sweat.

I am here for the sole purpose of death
look into my eyes and see the revelation of your demise
feel the pain that stares at the center of your heart
reflections of my soul
reflections of the dark

;)

[HatecrewESP]

Dude came from the best film there is, The Big Lebowski
he is the most laziest bowler in the u.s.
His favorite drink is White Russian.
I watch the movie every sunday and wednesday,as i worship the dude.He is the all time hero of bowlers.....even though he doesnt bowl in the movie because hes to busy taking bubble baths and smoking his J.
He is te best,He is the best.

haha :beer: i love the dude

anyways mine is just hatecrew from childrne of bodom adn ESP is the guitar i use i also like jackson and ibanez but no fender

[BlackRoseImmortal]

I'd like to know where that annoying "gooch" fellow found his name.

[Jamento]

Jamento = beast of burden in latin.

[Chris Rezendes]

:beer: I actually suspected that you have a bit of African in you, on a nightly basis hahahaha, ahhh I crack myself up...

*does a jig*

B'Jaysus

You are now my favorite new member to join in the past 6 months.

[andrewc]

I'd like to know where that annoying "gooch" fellow found his name.

He pulled it out of his rectum, and decided he liked the taste of it so much, he would create multiple accounts using the name. Unfortunately for him, with the gooch now out in the open, he felt he was lacking something, and the subsequent anal penetration resulted in his IP being blocked.

Unlike me and hopefully the rest of us on this site: The only pleasure I receive from my arse being touched at any point, is the relief I feel from scratching it.

[BlackRoseImmortal]

He pulled it out of his rectum, and decided he liked the taste of it so much, he would create multiple accounts using the name. Unfortunately for him, with the gooch now out in the open, he felt he was lacking something, and the subsequent anal penetration resulted in his IP being blocked.

Unlike me and hopefully the rest of us on this site: The only pleasure I receive from my arse being touched at any point, is the relief I feel from scratching it.
...Or, for moderators, pulling out all the noobs who want to be loved.

[low-tech]

theres a nice explaination of my username in my birthday thread

[captaintripps666]

I got my user name from a Stephen King book exept i added 666 :vampire:

[foxguitar]

my last name and I play guitar :p

[L,B'XXX]

It's in here somewhere.

[SARS]

who is the dangling piece of scrotum rot bringing up old threads?!

[foxguitar]

who is the dangling piece of scrotum rot bringing up old threads?!
Wow ,I like that one can I use that one. HEHEHEHE OUCH :beer:

[Vardanstalt]

who is the dangling piece of scrotum rot bringing up old threads?!

It's that capitantripp666 fag. Yea, I was thinking the same thing. Every thread he replied to was fucking ancient. What a fucking troll turd...

[walpurgis]

I wanted something dark sounding and original that would make people want to call me Wally...

[OpethFan]

I like Opeth.

I would probably change it if i had the chance, i guess when i made the account i just wanted to ask a question, didnt expect to become such a whore.

[newHELLonEARTH]

Slayer- Here Comes the Pain

"I am the new hell on earth, the lord of agony divine..."

plus it sounded cool :p

[arvina]

arvina means bacon in latin. nathan bacon burned down james town. the first revolter. and im fat and bacon kinda goes together

[DeathCS]

Death + cs = DeathCS :eek:

[John Holland]

My name.

[DeathCS]

pff I dont believe that.

[DEAD]

I used to be all about black metal and loved Mayhem. Dead was by far thier best vocalist, and besides he shot himself, he was ub3r kvlt.

[Zertonshfits]

ok, when i first started geting into metal (well good metal that is) i saw Slayer and Damage Plan live, it kicked ass, durring the Slayer set, i stood right infront of Jeff, and i guess that sparked a Jeff Hanneman addiction in me, cause i went completely psyco over it

anyway, i had read stuff about him, and realized he colected Nazi German war medals, so i though "man German stuff is awesome, Jeff like that stuff" problem was, when i signed up for this site, i didnt know any German words, so instead of going online and finding a translater, i just made something up, and as you can see, i didnt do a good job of it, but i like my screen name because i guarenty no one else on the planet has this exact name, for anything
if you can find one, tell me :p

[Rapture]

Morbid Angel song.

[BestialWarrior]

I got my name from my martial arts background(warrior)..and I growl like a beast!!..my bear voice is original..(Bestial)..
:vampire:

[davie_gravy]

I came up with this name when I was in 7th grade. Fuckin yahoo had every name combination taken up, I also wanted something easy to remember. It's stuck ever since. Fuckers even call me davie gravy around my neighborhood. I use it for every username on every site.

[Theoldman]

It come from Ensiferum song. :p

[foxguitar]

I got my name from my martial arts background(warrior)..and I growl like a beast!!..my bear voice is original..(Bestial)..
:vampire:
what style what rank
Shotokan Brown belt Tae Kwon Do 2nd deg Black :beer:

[L,B'XXX]

Hey Steve! Sup? Did you do the vocals on that cd I got from you?

[dark usurper]

I thought you just were a fucking old man. :p

[damonta]

Mine came from a guy I went to school with, his name was Dameon, and I used to have a black drummer, his name was Monty, so it's Damonta. Evil + catchy. It could stand for da monster.

[TruthDevoid]

Mine came from the Suffocation song Devoid of Truth. I've been using it since Despise The Sun came out.

[CoreyB]

my real name

[bunny]

"bunny" a nickname i've had since i can remember, first given to me by my parents, due to the fact that my first soft toy (which i still have) was (is) a grey bunny rabbit, which i carried everywhere, and also my fave in the magic roundabout was dylan (a bunny rabbit), fave in winnie the pooh was rabbit....yes a theme does appear ;) everyone calls me bunny, more people call me bunny than my real name, friends introuduce me to the friends/families as bunny :D also a short version of my online name

& about 10 + years ago i learned that i am a "wood bunny" in chinese astrology, which is the full-length name i use online "woodbunny"

...well you DID ask :p lol

[BestialWarrior]

Hey Steve! Sup? Did you do the vocals on that cd I got from you?


Hey. I only do vocals on a few tunes... I can't remember which ones..lol.
And to answer the question of my martial art..It's called.."Kok Soo"..way of the warrior.."..and I'm 4th degree right now..
:vampire:

[Zionist]

I'm a jew.

[OpethFan]

and besides he shot himself, he was ub3r kvlt.

Just like Kurt Kobain :vampire:

[Transient]

It come from Ensiferum song. :p
ahahaha i too just thought you were really old!!!!!


vaihaeonaman or something like that


anteeksi, i must have RUINED the spelling

[autumncurve]

i was wandering along in this deep forest near my house; rain was falling through the canopy and on to me. it was autumn and quite a warm day...one of the days when you really wana be wandering around a deep forest. there was this long branch curving out of this tree infront of me. i then i looked down at the forest floor and there was this tiny door. i bent down to examine the door and suddenly it opened, i fell over startled and when i looked up, this tiny man was looking at me with his arms crossed. he said to me it was a fine day for autumncurve to be wandering around his forest. we chatted for awhile...but thats another story. and thats how i got my username really...

[Transient]

whoah

[newHELLonEARTH]

thats pretty cool

[feetunderwarpath]

i got mine from six feet under when i liked them. I can't stand 'em now though.

[newHELLonEARTH]

i got mine from six feet under when i liked them. I can't stand 'em now though.
haha yeah same here. used to love them then i discovered more bands and HATE them now
EDIT: i didnt mean about my name tho haha

[Zertonshfits]

same here... exactly the same... :eek:

[newHELLonEARTH]

same here... exactly the same... :eek:
hey post your name story and the big hanneman obsession haha

[Corpsevomit98]

I took two repugnant things, added some numbers, and voila.....

[YOUR_GOD_IS_DEAD]

i was feeling really blasphemous when i came up with my name?

[Theoldman]

ahahaha i too just thought you were really old!!!!!


vaihaeonaman or something like that


anteeksi, i must have RUINED the spelling

Haha, I'm not even 18 :p

You mean Väinämöinen?

btw. If you wan't to know, who Väinämöinen is, read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4in%C3%A4m%C3%B6inen

[LucidDreamer]

A waking life
the avatar would show that, but this places avatars have to be like 5 pixels smaller than usual, and just couldn't be bothered right now.

[timedragon]

is it that hard to figure out my name? i think i suck on my instrument so.... all my friends say i'm good though, but i think i suck, so i am shittybassist
hah, i found this funny.

this is not the first, nor last time (im sure) that i explain my name. a couple of years ago i was really into summoning (and still am to some extent), and they have a song called "dragons of time", need i say more?

[JacksonGuitars07]

Mine means I play jackson guitars, and i own 7 of them

[DeathCS]

soon to be 8

[RIPDime]

should be painfully obvious..... I joined metaltabs.com on that day that lives on in infamy.

[ulrichmc]

I'm so creative and shit that my I figured out how to put my last name and my first and middle initials together. Cool huh? :rolleyes:

[Robbie Filth]

Mine came from the days when i thought cradle were the coolest band ever.....

Lol i have since changed my ways :p

[Cookie]

I made Cookies a few days ago.

[rabbifoodslicer]

umm...well...pretty much sat in class and thought of random names and titles and such...used this mostly for counter-strike and other games and...tada :stoned:

[BassBehemoth]

I made Cookies a few days ago.


YOU MADE COOKIES OUT OF VAGINA SLIME AND PENIS PUS YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN!!


Welcome to the board my friend! :beer:

[SARS]

I actually got mine from watching a CIA Chemical Weapons prevention training video that was made under the previous Bush administration by a leper man in black about five years ago. Seriously, I've been using it ever since then - imagine how shocked I was when I heard about SARS on the news, I never actually thought that the U.S. would release it to try and cripple China's growing economy.....

[HelpMeHelpYou]

Yea I actually got mine from CKY2K where Brandon is acting like a 'mentally challenged individual' and he says that. And that be one of the only things that I retained from that entire 1 hour or however long it was.