View Full Version : What frightens you the most?
DerMeister
2002-04-18, 00:18
Okey, what's the scariest thing you know? What do you fear the most?
I'll post a poll, but you can add things, too.
It's clowns for me.
DissectedCarcas
2002-04-18, 02:48
clowns...definately clowns. like mr. bungle though, not icp
Longjocks
2002-04-18, 06:48
Losing my friends... that's it.
The Crying Orc
2002-04-18, 08:32
None of those scare me...
.....the only 'things' that scare me are black midget ladies with dicks and troll hair.
holding fears
2002-04-18, 10:22
Ed Scissorhands or whatever always spooked me when I was a kid :bawling:
I think waking up next to a 150kg man would be pretty fucking nuts and scary.....or demented.
Im gonna say nuclear war... means dying, losing everything you love, losing metal music (argh!), losing forums ... etc etc
:flame::angry::smash:
:behead:
yeah, clowns for me too, I hate the fucking creatures!@$!@%!@%!@%@!#^@*)6523)* :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :kaioken:
death_rattle89
2002-04-18, 12:05
definitely clowns i would also have to say. clowns are a little messed up.
Why is everyone so scared of clowns? It's just a man with loads of makeup on and big shoes who's trained to make kids laugh......i've never understood why so many people are afraid.
death_rattle89
2002-04-18, 12:13
clowns just act all goofy and funny, and act all messed up and i guess thats how their scary :D
i will be god
2002-04-18, 13:20
POP MUSIC!!!!!!!!! iT SCARES ME MORE THAN DYING!!!!:bawling:
metalgraingirl
2002-04-18, 14:14
waking up to a woman of any size would scare the fuck out of me!!!!!!
-but i have a fear of bugs and spiders......
The Crying Orc
2002-04-18, 15:19
My turtle fears butt plugs
:confused:
One can only wonder how you found that out.......please don't explain....
Longjocks
2002-04-18, 17:13
Originally posted by The Crying Orc
.....the only 'things' that scare me are black midget ladies with dicks and troll hair.
You just need to know how to treat them right. Wine them... dine them... then have sweet monkey-sex with them. They're less scary after that.
Henry Wolfe
2002-04-18, 20:13
Waking up with a fat man is bad, (I don't know how fat 150 kgs is). But I think waking up with a 150kg dead man would be creepier.
Henry Wolfe
2002-04-18, 20:14
Or to throw 'em all together, waking up next to a 150kg clown who said he was satan, then I'd almost welcome nuclear war.
The Crying Orc
2002-04-18, 23:18
Originally posted by Henry Wolfe
Or to throw 'em all together, waking up next to a 150kg clown who said he was satan, then I'd almost welcome nuclear war.
J E S U S C H R I S T ! ! ! !
Originally posted by Henry Wolfe
Waking up with a fat man is bad, (I don't know how fat 150 kgs is). But I think waking up with a 150kg dead man would be creepier.
150kg is a little over 300 pounds.
DerMeister
2002-04-19, 00:20
Originally posted by memnoch
Why is everyone so scared of clowns? It's just a man with loads of makeup on and big shoes who's trained to make kids laugh......i've never understood why so many people are afraid.
Oh God...They're gonna take you!!!!
I've been scared of clowns since I was a little kid, when a picture of an evil clown hang on the wall in my room. It didn't get any better after "It", and when two clowns actually chased me in an amusement park near Oslo last year, I almost had a breakdown!!
They are EVIL!
Yeah! those evil fuckers have everybody thinkin' they are just there to amuse kids but they transplant little devices in their necks, with those devices they can control kids at a later age so they can join their clown army..
wonder why you ALWAYS see clowns at fairs and stuff? those guys have their own recruiting system that never fails, who would like to be a clown anyway?
yeah, they have to make their offspring somehow, well I just hope they didn't planted one of them devices in my neck.
maybe YOU are the next victim that will be activated, you'll never know.
beware.... :stoned:
Henry Wolfe
2002-04-19, 14:52
There's that sirial killer that was a clown. So maybe that's whats so scary about them. Plus imagine a clown doing anything wrong or nasty, like jerkin' it in a closet before he does some kids birthday party.
The fat guy scares me. Imagine this: You've just had a wonderful dream, you open your eyes and the first thing you see is a naked, hairy, fat guy who says "Thanx for tonight". That would scare the living crap out of anyone I think...
DELETE79
2002-04-19, 15:28
I'M SCARED TO DEATH OF THUNDER AND LIGHTNING (I'M 22 YEARS OLD)
I'LL TELL YOU WHY. I WAS PLAYING GOLF WITH MY FRIEND WE WHERE AT THE HOLE #16. THUNDER START A LITTLE BIT AND LITTLE DROPS OF RAIN START TO FALL. I WAS AT THE POINT TO HIT MY BALL (MY CLUB WAS IN THE AIR) READY TO GO DOWN TO HIT THE BALL AND AT THIS VERY MOMENT THE MOST
POWERFUL AND LOUD SOUND (THUNDER) I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE RESOUND
FROM EVERYWHERE AROUND ME JUST LIKE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT... I SWEAR TO GOD I'vE ALMOST PISSED IN MY PANTS... IT WAS SO LOUD SO BRUTAL...MAN IT'S UNDESCRIBABLE HOW LOUD IT WAS (MAYBE 10 TIME THE LOUDNEST OF A THUNDER YOU NORMALLY HEAR) I JUST STAND STILL FOR A COUPLE OF SEC...ASKING TO MYSELF HAVE I BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK OR WHAT? AM I DEAD??
JUST TALKING ABOUT IT GIVES ME SHIVERS.
MY FRIEND WAS THERE PLAYING GOLF LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
HE TOLD ME "THAT WAS LOUD HEH???" WITH A SMILE IN HIS FACE
AT THIS MOMENT HE SAW THAT I WASN'T FEELING VERY GOOD
I WAS SHAKING I SAID "MAN LET'S GET OUT OF HERE... ANYWAY WHERE ALMOST DONE" BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO "WHY ARE YOU SCARED?" "YES..FROM NOW ON"
NOW EACH TIME I HEAR THUNDER IT REMINDS ME THAT DAY AND IT GIVES ME GOOSEFLESH....I HATE IT WHEN IT HAPPENS IN THE NIGHT AND I GET AWAKE BY
THUNDER. IF I WHERE STILL LIVING WITH MY PARENTS I THINK I WOULD GO IN THEIR BED LIKE A CHILD WHO'S AFRAID OF MONSTER. HEHEHE......
DerMeister
2002-04-19, 16:00
What would really scare you, would be waking up with a 150kg hermafrodite(zwitter) who looked like a clown, claimed to be Satan, threathened with a nuclear war, and turned out to be me....!!!!!!!!!!!!
MetalPoldi
2002-04-20, 05:20
These fucking insane norwegians. I think i´m afraid of them from now on!!!
:sickface: Buuah, you´re ugly. I was fucking drunk yesterday and now i read this!!! Thanx!!! :sickface:
DerMeister
2002-04-20, 13:48
Originally posted by MetalPoldi
These fucking insane norwegians. I think i´m afraid of them from now on!!!
:sickface: Buuah, you´re ugly. I was fucking drunk yesterday and now i read this!!! Thanx!!! :sickface:
By the way, I'm very hairy too......
By the way, I'm very hairy too...... [/B][/QUOTE]
He's right, he is very hairy, and he has a frightning way of suddenly standing over your bed and watching you!!! It scares the crap out of me. When he visits me, I have to lock the door to my room at nights!
The Crying Orc
2002-04-21, 18:41
Originally posted by MetalPoldi
These fucking insane norwegians. I think i´m afraid of them from now on!!!
:sickface: Buuah, you´re ugly. I was fucking drunk yesterday and now i read this!!! Thanx!!! :sickface:
What the fuck is wrong with Norwegians?
MetalPoldi
2002-04-22, 14:38
They are just insane. Look at their insane phantasy/ creativity. Or all the insane bands who come from Norway. ;)
The Crying Orc
2002-04-22, 20:49
Your point?
Hey! Black metal is a Norwegian invention you know! Does anybody heard about Borknagar? They are Norwegian, and they are real fucking good! Just try them out(The Genuine Puls is the best song)
DerMeister
2002-04-23, 02:55
Hey, the german kid is right, Orc.
We Norwegians ARE fucking insane! Why do you think we're only 4,5millions?
We eat our children, you see.
We are all mad!
We don't really EAT them, we just nibble on them a bit...
DerMeister
2002-04-23, 06:36
Oh, I eat'em!
I slice'em and dice'em and gash and gnaw and..........
Well, we're not THAT insane.
But those Dutch students who visited us a couple of years ago, were frightnened....
Oh, that was fun.
And we have a lot of talented musicians, too(not Aqua-Lene, we're ashamed of her...)
MetalPoldi
2002-04-23, 10:46
Originally posted by DerMeister
Oh, I eat'em!
I slice'em and dice'em and gash and gnaw and..........
Well, we're not THAT insane.
But those Dutch students who visited us a couple of years ago, were frightnened....
Oh, that was fun.
And we have a lot of talented musicians, too(not Aqua-Lene, we're ashamed of her...)
LOL :D
Take a look around (sorry)in this forum. There are even some insane dutchs. Oh, I´m not just discriminating my country, just the other €-countries, too.
BTW this Aqua-girl looks nice, but she does this dancefloor-pop-shit.:kaioken:
Darkenelf
2002-04-23, 11:10
waking up with any pounds of guy in my bed, ouch that hurts!!!
that should be a real nightmare!! luckily that never happened.
grtz Darkenelf
:smash:
How do you know? Maybe you where so drunk that you can't remember it?
I hate it when I think that way... but it just pops into my head.
Do you also have a voice in your head telling you what to do?
DerMeister
2002-04-24, 03:29
Originally posted by MetalPoldi
LOL :D
Take a look around (sorry)in this forum. There are even some insane dutchs. Oh, I´m not just discriminating my country, just the other €-countries, too.
BTW this Aqua-girl looks nice, but she does this dancefloor-pop-shit.:kaioken:
You seen the picture of her at some concert, wearing an IRON MAIDEN TOP????
It was then I decided to eat her.....
And she is DEFINITELY not the hottest chic in Norway!
somebody, anybody, post that photo! ;)
DerMeister
2002-04-26, 04:58
You horny madman!
Check their website or something....
Originally posted by DerMeister
You horny madman!
That comes from the right mouth...
the guys from Trust Company are pretty scary lookin'
metal=life
2002-09-07, 22:52
my grandma....
walpurgis
2002-09-07, 23:18
Scary like HOLY SHIT scary type of grandma? Or that sexy type of Vampire Chick type of scary grandma? ;)
(how many thought That was frightening :) )
metal=life
2002-09-07, 23:21
scary as in the "HOLY SHIT!! YOUR SKIN IS FALLING OFF YOUR FACE AND YOUR EYES ARE 2 DIFFERENT SIZES AND YOU HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF BROWN SPOTS ON YOUR FACE!):eek:
walpurgis
2002-09-07, 23:23
That could be kinda sexy... :eek: :vampire:
yeah, cindy crawford had a mole (brown spot)
metal=life
2002-09-07, 23:36
hmmm...i guess your right, i/m gonna go fuck my grandma in her crusty loose pussy..(she's dead too, so that'll be more fun):sickface: :sickface: WOO HOO!!!:sickface: :sickface:
walpurgis
2002-09-07, 23:40
That's the spirit! :sickface: :D
metal=life
2002-09-07, 23:40
WHOA!!! i swear to god, i just got a wiff of old people/ nurseing home type smell...:sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface: :sickface:
Wow that's REALLY gross man....like totally ultimately completely uterly gross......like, totally!:rolleyes:
far_beyond_sane
2002-09-08, 03:56
Originally posted by metal=life
hmmm...i guess your right, i/m gonna go fuck my grandma in her crusty loose pussy..(she's dead too, so that'll be more fun):sickface: :sickface: WOO HOO!!!:sickface: :sickface:
Tee hee. Tell those maggots it's time to move on, the boy comin' on home!! Pack yer lube, she probably has teeth down there by now :D
mrweijia
2002-09-08, 16:06
ewwwwwwwww, just imagine is your grandpa was fuckin her. ewwwwwwwwwwww
loose skin!!! ewwwwwwwww
How fucking old are you kids? 6?? 7 maybe???
I didn't even see this amount of immaturity flowing out of the grade 9's back when i was in high school.....and that's like 150 students, you guys i can count on my fucking hand!
"ewwww! My grandma's loose!!! ewwww, she's gross!! Ewwwww i'm gonna fuck her now!! ewwwww!!!!!!"
Can't you leave the elderly alone and with dignity? They're your goddamn fucking grandparents for christ's sake. I hate kids that laugh at old people with disease and illnesses....the stupid kids will be lucky enough to live that long if people like me let them. Fuck man.....:mad:
It's almost as bad as making fun of poor children who die of hunger in africa. But i guess that's "too" extreme to make fun of right?
If you want to make fun of something, make fun of your average john doe making thousands sitting in his office with air conditioning blowing in his face, not giving a rats ass about what the fuck goes on outside his tiny little fucking world. A 15 year old high school girl could be getting raped 3 blocks from his house, and all he'll say is "that's too bad...pass me another beer honey" and change the channel because he's missing his fucking american comedy. Make fun of these fucks......not those who don't deserve it.
mrweijia
2002-09-08, 17:30
first of all, i would never make fun of my grandparents, thats why i said "your" not "my"
secondly, i was in grade nine less than a year and a half ago, so i guess i have all the reason in the world to say that.
last of all... he started it!!!! *points at metal=life*
You're acting like little kids.....no high school grade your in won't save you.
walpurgis
2002-09-08, 19:05
Well, I was kidding, and I'm sure you all know I couldn't give a shit about what you think of me, but for anyone here who thinks I'm being offensive or immature, go fuck yourself, and that's all there is to it.
Tattered
2002-09-09, 11:26
Well said wally!:beer:
walpurgis
2002-09-09, 11:37
Hey, it had to be said. :beer:
metal=life
2002-09-09, 13:26
Originally posted by memnoch
They're your goddamn fucking grandparents for christ's sake.
i fuckin HATE my grandma!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...every other old person i have respect for, (if they respect me)
slayme_returns
2002-09-09, 21:59
what frightens me most....the flying monkey dudes in wizard of oz
I'm scared of Lord Malphas's sig. Why is it so fuckin long?
lol....im afraid from thet signature too hehe...and also from the water...and the ocean...all that things.../
powersofterror
2002-09-09, 23:16
i'm afraid of my mom's shi tzu, maggie
one of these days that dog will grow
horns and shit on my guitar:eek: :rolleyes:
that'll be the day.....:rolleyes:
and i'm deathly afraid of the little people that live
in my refrigerator:eek: :eek: :rolleyes:
Now that I've heard of them, I'm scared of those little people too.
powersofterror
2002-09-09, 23:30
don't forget the elves inside the computer that
make it run
and also mr. poo who lodges himself in the tiolet.
and the teletubbies, and captain planet, and ghostwriter
and Xena, and moe, and drinking rubbing alcohol, and....,
and....,and....,the chimpmunks!alvin, simon, theodore, AHHHHH!:eek:
those high pitched giggles just give me nightmares....
metal=life
2002-09-10, 06:29
and the attack of the midget chickens.....:rolleyes:
mrweijia
2002-09-10, 07:42
Originally posted by powersofterror
don't forget the elves inside the computer that
make it run
and also mr. poo who lodges himself in the tiolet.
and the teletubbies, and captain planet, and ghostwriter
and Xena, and moe, and drinking rubbing alcohol, and....,
and....,and....,the chimpmunks!alvin, simon, theodore, AHHHHH!:eek:
those high pitched giggles just give me nightmares....
yeah, mr poo scares me too
hey, that rhymes
powersofterror
2002-09-10, 10:20
scooby do can doo doo
but jimmy carter is smarter...
Originally posted by powersofterror
don't forget the elves inside the computer that
make it run
you mean , the bouters in bouterdart? :confused:
oh and Captain Planet rules!!!
powersofterror
2002-09-10, 10:45
Originally posted by atifman
you mean , the bouters in bouterdart? :confused:
what does that mean?
actually i meant that as a joke, before you learn what a computer is
and how it does its stuff, one thought that evles living inside.:p
whatever, it was a poor attempt at humor...:rolleyes:
check out thread, "ok this is real funny" then you'll understand what bouters are.
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