RTT #56: Black Metal Still Comes From Weijia's Ass

[atifman]

(_|_) <-Ass

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nlm <- middle finger

[Transient]

his OWN

[metal=life]

ribbet

[atifman]

thanks sam

[metal=life]

who be sam?

[Soulinsane]

Haha! Dissection is going to be pissed because he wanted to name this RTT something about me, I think :D

[metal=life]

Soul, someting about you really turns me on.....Would you be interested in an affair?

[Soulinsane]

Only if my wife can join too. She would be jealous ;)

[The Doctor]

goddamnit, sjust sonmoked the best joint in my life!!!!

[metal=life]

No matter how potent, it should screw up your typing abilities. And if its a joint it probobly wasn't too potent


STOP TEMPTING ME (I quite)

[Dyldo]

thing take one

[metal=life]

:confused:

[Tattered]

love the name of the thread, its real mature.

[Dissection]

Haha! Dissection is going to be pissed because he wanted to name this RTT something about me, I think :D

Yeah, I am pissed (;)), but it was about Fearfrost.

[Transient]

so that spider that flew out of my sock and hit behind my computer just came back. he was crawling in my kleenex box so i tryed to hit him, missed, and he crawled back into the depths of my desk and wires back there.....


i hope he doesnt come back again

[powersofterror]

Speaking of which, I need to see Spiderman 2, I hear it's great.

[FearFrost]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Fuck those tube just blew up my house! :angry: :mad: :angry: :mad:














:rolleyes:

[Transient]

wtf it just ran past, started chilling near my monitor so i turned around to grab kleenex and it was GONE



its still around here

[Dissection]

haha, I had that happen last week. One came from under my baseboard heater. I just stood there looking at it, still connecting my other computer...

Then it crawled away. I said fuck it, and just let it be.

[ShredIsNotDead]

let it bite you and you can be just like spiderman

[Dyldo]

I hate when the fucking spiders get under your desk as your feet sway there wating to become a victum to the omnious arachnid's mild venom.

I usually don't kill a spider if they are out of the way in a web..but if they are crawlin around lookin for trouble, they've got it comin.

[metal=life]

I pooped my pants :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: mooooooommy!!! :bawling: :bawling:

[Dissection]

let it bite you and you can be just like spiderman

No.

haha, "they've got it comin."

[metal=life]

Spiders are cool. They have some cool looking ones in Co

[Dissection]

I hate spiders, along with all other insects.

[metal=life]

You eat at least 6 a year in your sleep...I'v heard average was 12

[Dissection]

So I've heard.

Fear Factor doesn't seem so hard now ;)

[metal=life]

This RTT title sucks

[Dissection]

Yeah.

I actually had another good one. Its rare I actually say that mine is anything close to funny.

[metal=life]

NEW RTT! NEW RTT! NEW RTT!

[Dissection]

NEW RTT! NEW RTT! NEW RTT!

NEW RTT (title)! NEW RTT (title)! NEW RTT (title)!

[metal=life]

RTT #56: Atif's Funny Legacy has Fallen...


I drank too much coffee and now I'm wired listening to old Bodom...well Something Wild

[Dissection]

I am sitting here drinking hot tea.

I'll probably put on Agalloch or HIM in a few minutes.

[metal=life]

If I pee...there will be no THC...and its wierd. Its like...I can have any job I want now.

[Dissection]

Why? You gave up pot? Or was that coffee stuff that gets it out of your system?

[metal=life]

I gave it up about early last RTT. I took Niacin to get rid of everything faster


I'm gonna go get more coffee and finish learning Stairway. I'm on the part right after the solo :)

[Transient]

i pretty much give up on the thing....unless it comes back

[metal=life]

What the hell are you talking about fish

[younguitarist]

Speaking of which, I need to see Spiderman 2, I hear it's great.

i saw it and its alright.Tobey cries like 5 times :bawling:

[Dissection]

I gave it up about early last RTT. I took Niacin to get rid of everything faster

Good. Just stick to pills ;)

[DeathCS]

God damnit, I'm fucking addicted to Tekken 2 now.
I fucking kick ass with Yoshimitsu now though.

[Soulinsane]

Speaking of spiders. Australia has a spider called the black funnel web spider or something, the most deadly spider on earth. The fucker is mean and very agreessive too. It's terrifying. It likes to live near poeple in the lawns of their house, but sometimes the bastards get pissed off and come inside looking for you. Their bite is strong enough to penetrate through your thumb nail. That is one spider I would never want to fuck with.

[Dyldo]

the funnel webspider can kill a man in 5 minutes.

ok i may have a couple berers in me

*CHUGS*
] YEAH!

[Dyldo]

OOH wait, is that the coral snake?

miller hilife

[Nihilist]

Funnel webs are pretty rare though. You never see any. They hide under your house and such.

[Soulinsane]

The coral snake takes about 12 hours to a day. The fucker doesn't have any real teeth but it's slivia is a strong neurotoxic chemical. I think the funnel spider only take a few hours at most. It kills lots of poeple in Australia each year.

[metal=life]

miller hilife


eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Soulinsane]

Funnel webs are pretty rare though. You never see any. They hide under your house and such.

Thats what I'm afraid of. You know they are there but they are hard to see. They could be anywhere. I seen a TV show about them and I couldn't believe how strong and agressive those little devils were. Evil little spiders.

[Dyldo]

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Its not the bst but for 35 bucks we got like....10 40s? FUCK am i feeling good. I've called abotu every girl i kwo and told htem how much i loved them.

[guitar_demon]

doesnt australia also have a spider that lives in yout toilet and when you go to take a shit it come out and bites your ass (no im not joking either) I've heard if its bites you your dead within a couple days or so

[Dissection]

I've called abotu every girl i kwo and told htem how much i loved them.

Atif already knows you love him. You shouldn't have bothered him. ;)

[Soulinsane]

doesnt australia also have a spider that lives in yout toilet and when you go to take a shit it come out and bites your ass (no im not joking either) I've heard if its bites you your dead within a couple days or so

That might be the same one I'm talking about. The fucker's are crazy mean little spiders! I'm going to see if I can find some info on them. If you really want to kill someone in Australia, just get a box full of those spiders and let those go at the persons home.

Edit: here are some pics

[atifman]

RTT #56: Atif's Funny Legacy has Fallen...

BURN
atif's not gonna dig it when he sees that

[Dyldo]

Its ok if i puke. i have cephalic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BLS]

RTT #56: Atif's Funny Legacy has Fallen...


I drank too much coffee and now I'm wired listening to old Bodom...well Something Wild

YOUR MOM!

How dare you pick on Atif, hes a fragile child and cant handle this type of verbal abuse. His parents are getting divorced :bawling:


and in some lame ass country they have these HUEG fucking ants with huge snatcher things that took over some guys house. Thousands came and he had to leave or die. Fuckign Bastards.

[Def]

you fucking postwhores! wait for me! :D

Anthrax still fucking rules!

[Def]

hvordan har du det

was right, "how do you have it?" i think it is literally


and because you asked

takk,fint

its such a cool language, i like it a lot

i cant figure out how to say "english" properly, its a tongue twister for me. englesk? is it....how do you pronounce it phonetically? i say it like engleshk

I think 'how are you' is Hvordan går det?

but anyways, its allmost the same though 'Hvordan går det? ' is more common I think.

yeah, Englesk, you pronounce it the right way now, you have to put the ehm 'stress' on the 'shk' to make it sound right.

so eh,

Har det skjedd noe siden sist?

[Def]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Fuck those tube just blew up my house! :angry: :mad: :angry: :mad:














:rolleyes:
ROFL, yeah I bet it was a peavey supreme huh?

they tend to do that! :rolleyes:

[Def]

YOUR MOM!

How dare you pick on Atif, hes a fragile child and cant handle this type of verbal abuse. His parents are getting divorced :bawling:



and he's brown! :eek:

[metal=life]

Whore

[metal=life]

Whoa I guess I can't talk I'm the biggest whore in this thread

[Nihilist]

doesnt australia also have a spider that lives in yout toilet and when you go to take a shit it come out and bites your ass (no im not joking either) I've heard if its bites you your dead within a couple days or so
That would be the redback spider. They don't necessarily LIVE in toilets, they sometimes like to hide underneath ourdoor-toilet seats though.

Atif, do you think the RTT title needs changing? I seen the PM.

[Def]

Whoa I guess I can't talk I'm the biggest whore in this thread
yes you still are:

metal=life 17

[metal=life]

18 biatch

[Soulinsane]

An ass biting spider that can kill you. Why in the world would one of those have to exist? No one wants to die and have everyone know them as the dude that was killed by a spider bite to the ass.

"Yeah, Bob wuz bitin' biy won ov tose ass spadders an wuz kilt"

[metal=life]

I got bit in the ass by my grandpa one time

[Nihilist]

"Yeah, Bob wuz bitin' biy won ov tose ass spadders an wuz kilt"
What. the fuck.. IS THIS?!

[Soulinsane]

"Yeah, Bob wuz bitin' biy won ov tose ass spadders an wuz kilt"

Sorry, I was raised in the heartland of southern Illinois and lots of poeple speak the way it sounds but with a draw. kinda funny!

"Yeah, Bob was biten by one of those ass spiders and was killed"

[metal=life]

haha hillbilly talk


I never knew Kerry King was in Megadeth.....only for like 3 or 4 gigs though

[Soulinsane]

Only 5 gigs before PSBWB. Kerry and Mustaine would jam over at Kerry's parents house way back in the day as kids, so when Mustaine started to make in big time Kerry was honored to have the job. Only problem was Dave was just starting to get into drugs and who knows what other problems were happening.

And yeah, pure hilibili missassipy tolk, yas sur.

[Nihilist]

Sorry, I was raised in the heartland of southern Illinois and lots of poeple speak the way it sounds but with a draw. kinda funny!

"Yeah, Bob was biten by one of those ass spiders and was killed"
Ohh, right. I thought you were impersonating an Australian!

[BeastOfCarrion]

we dont see to many redbacks or funnel webs this way as its too cold for them

we get a few white-tails though, which are smaller and poisionous

[Agent-Orange]

we dont see to many redbacks or funnel webs this way as its too cold for them

we get a few white-tails though, which are smaller and poisionous
We mainly get huntsmans here, but I live near the rainforest and there is about 1000 different types in there.

[deMANUfacture]

i live in the rainforest and we get redbacks and all the rest of them, its crazy :eek:

[FearFrost]

Anthrax still fucking rules!

And how. :smash:

[Dyldo]

Never again.



Never again.

[Dissection]

and he's brown! :eek:

Talk about Post whore ;)

[Dissection]

Ohh, right. I thought you were impersonating an Australian!

Or somebody from the South (in the US).

[Transient]

man that is one nasty spider

Ja , bortsett fra edderkoppen er borte denne morgenen



ok, that was done by the translator. but i knew the words yes and edderkoppen



:o

god morgen,
jeg vil gjerne ha en kopp kaffe til.

how do you pronounce gjerne

yearn eh?

[Dissection]

CHOWDAH?


man, this RTT sucks.

[FearFrost]

man, this RTT sucks.

And so does...
































Your mom.

[Slabbefusk]

Anybody Seen The Cube/The Cube 2 - Hypercube? Theyre nice...

Anyway, how is Dissection's yeast infection coming along? i heard it was pretty bad..

[Dissection]

It stopped being funny after you ruined your reputation last RTT.

It might still mean something if you hadn't made it the title of one of them..

[Dissection]

Anyway, how is Dissection's yeast infection coming along? i heard it was pretty bad..

Shut up.

[BeastOfCarrion]

Def's mum is better than Disection's

[Dissection]

Probably, but thats not saying much.

No offense Def. ;)

[Tattered]

You eat at least 6 a year in your sleep...I'v heard average was 12

yeah i heard that... i mean, you think you would know if u swallowed a spider!! its so random.. 6 every year..

[Def]

Talk about Post whore ;)
shut the fuck up cunt, look at your last 5 posts :rolleyes:

and don't bring my mother in this your motherfuckers! she'll fucking kill ya! (or she'll accidently hit the 'ban' button :vampire: )

[Soulinsane]

Never again.



Never again.

You too ;)
I know that's right. :sickface:
I had far to much brandy last night :sickface:

[atifman]

Atif, do you think the RTT title needs changing? I seen the PM.

uh yeah, change it. even though Def finds it suspiciously hilarious...... :confused:

[Dissection]

shut the fuck up cunt, look at your last 5 posts :rolleyes:


Jeez man, calm down.

[Def]

I wasn't even serious :confused:

[BLS]

An ass biting spider that can kill you. Why in the world would one of those have to exist? No one wants to die and have everyone know them as the dude that was killed by a spider bite to the ass.

"Yeah, Bob wuz bitin' biy won ov tose ass spadders an wuz kilt"

Thier more likely to bite your ballsac :bawling:

[Dissection]

Thier more likely to bite your ballsac :bawling:

JESUS! *covers nads*

I will never be able to shit if I got to Aussie Land.

[Def]

yeah, those bastard spiders, my bro talked about them too, they have warning stickers for them on the toilets huh?!

[BLS]

Now i ALWAYS double check before i take a shit. I dont care if their not in America.... im not taking chances.

[Tattered]

that spider sounds pretty brutal, my mate nearly got bit by a black widow spider, it was in his shoe, and when he put his foot in it, he flattened it, and noticed all the blood oozing into his socks... and he was like.. shit! i killed a black widow.. there pretty rare in england tho..

[Def]

fuck him, ANIMAL LIBERATION NOW!!!!

[Transient]

def?pronunciation help?bottom of last page...?

[Soulinsane]

Thier more likely to bite your ballsac :bawling:

For some reason I think I would die of shock if I felt one of those spiders all of a sudden tightly grasp my sack with all 8 of its spiney legs and plung it's painful, stinging fangs deep into one of my balls.

[Def]

def?pronunciation help?bottom of last page...?
yeah, I missed that,

gjerne is not really 'yearn' it's more with a 'sch' (the G and then the jerne) so it kinda sounds like schgjerne (don't forget the E at the end!)

the 'sch' is a tone english doesn't really have, its more of a north european thing, the dutch/germans have it too, the french don't in that way.

[metal=life]

I need a man who I can share my emotions with

[Def]

phone dissection : 1-800-GAYLOVE

[Dyldo]

Vitamin water makes me sick.

[Def]

water makes me sick to, so does tea and coffee.

I only drink soda's, beer and hard liqour, thats really all I drink.

[Dyldo]

I use to hate water too, but I started to force myself to drink it because after about 5 bottels a day I saw a vast improvement in my energy so I try to stick to that. I've also been cutting down alot on the Dr. Pepper.

[DeathCS]

How can water make some one sick?

[Def]

well not sick but I don't drink it, it just doesn't seem right or something, I do drink the occasional milk to be healthy, but water, no way.

maybe its just me, but everytime I drink water my belly freaks out. maybe I should try to drink it more though, I drink that gatorade kinda shit after working out now, it doesnt really work

[metal=life]

Mmmmmmmmmmm coffeeeeeeeeeeee :love:

Mmmmmmmmmmm Children Of Bodom :love:


Mmmmmmmmmmmm fuskitzo :love:

[BLS]

I use to hate water too, but I started to force myself to drink it because after about 5 bottels a day I saw a vast improvement in my energy so I try to stick to that. I've also been cutting down alot on the Dr. Pepper.

Same here, i used just drink nasty shity soda all day. Pepsi, Dr. Pepper.... you name it. If it had caffine in it i drank it. Then i started to drink Brisk Iced Tea, the non sweetend Iced Tea. Now mainly Water. Damn water taste good. :beer:

[Def]

I feel like I'm missing out on something here.

[metal=life]

This is some high quality h2o

[metal=life]

Mmmmm Cappacino and coconut donuts

I feel like a cop

[FearFrost]

Mmmmm Cappacino and coconut donuts

I feel like a cop

Pig

[Def]

some junkie was selling shirts in amsterdam today,

they said CIA - Cannabis Inhalers Association

I think he sold out in like 15 minutes, smart junkie, we saw him running into La Racca 5 minutes later (a four story coffee/smart shop)

[metal=life]

I bet he got a dank nug

potheads arn't junkies...

[metal=life]

Damn I'm out of donuts and coffee :angry:

[metal=life]

Holy hell I'm wired.

I just found out my dads boss is into Typ O Negative, Slayer and Opeth

[metal=life]

*BUMP*

oh wait it was already at the top...my mistake.

[FearFrost]

Who changed the name?

[metal=life]

I did with my evil caffinated powers


I'm gonna have the first Technical Brutal Death Metal band on G-Unit records

[BLS]

LMAO, ill shoot you a few times... then your GANGSTA!!

:eek:

[metal=life]

Shoot my azz wit a victor semi auto uzi in da leg. I wont walk wit a limp cause im tr00 gangstar

sippin' on BacardIIIIIIIIII shortYYYYYYYYYY...holla back



wow this coffee is potent

[Transient]

you know i hardly drink aynthing all day long. i have a cup of coffee (kopp kaffe) in the morning and a soda with lunch, and some seltzer at dinner. thats it. i bet im wicked dehydrated

[metal=life]

is your piss dark yellow?

Mine is clear cause I drink too much

[Agent-Orange]

You eat at least 6 a year in your sleep...I'v heard average was 12
That's bullshit, how would someone find that out?. And how come no one eats poisonous spiders in there sleep?

[BLS]

im sure you digest MUCH worse things than spiders in your sleep.

[Nihilist]

That WAS the rumour. It has been dismissed by Snopes (urban reference legend site) though, its not right.

[Dyldo]

LIKE SEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah the beach...

[BeastOfCarrion]

wouldn't that be somewhat sandy? or does that jus add some grain to it ?

[Dyldo]

What?

[BeastOfCarrion]

dont make me bring def's mum back into this!

[ShredIsNotDead]

Calgary Stampede is the best. I still feel like im floating on a ride.

LESSON: Go to the stampede NOW

[Chris Rezendes]

That's bullshit, how would someone find that out?. And how come no one eats poisonous spiders in there sleep?

All spiders are venomous. So far as I know, none of them are poisonous, in the sense that they are particularly dangerous to ingest (which really is the true definition of poisonous). I suppose I could be wrong, I'm no spider expert.

[Def]

Shoot my azz wit a victor semi auto uzi in da leg. I wont walk wit a limp cause im tr00 gangstar

sippin' on BacardIIIIIIIIII shortYYYYYYYYYY...holla back



wow this coffee is potent
I'm calling 50 cent on yo ass son, he'll pop a cap in yo ass for that niggah!

[Slabbefusk]

where my niggaz' at?

[Transient]

dark yellow for sure

[Nihilist]

Uh.. what?

[Def]

niggah!

[Nihilist]

I'll just say it here. I can't be arsed getting on MSN or PMing and I'm going to bed the instant I hit "Post Reply".

SpiritCrusher, your OG CD is on the way to Canananananada.

[The Doctor]

great title, i can remember, yes, hahaha

[Transient]

my piss is dark yellow

[Def]

thats no problem

[AnubisXy]

Asparagus piss?

[atifman]

what's with the extra "RTT #56:" in the title?

[Def]

someone fucked up

[atifman]

oh
anybody on soulseek? i'm on right now

[Tattered]

I thought soulseek shutdown?

[FearFrost]

TODAY I FINNALY GOT MY FULL DRIVERS LICENCE!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

[powersofterror]

Fuck! I need a bath....Hey, does anyone watch those fan films from Ifilm? Those are just fucking amazing!!! Especially the batman one. Hell, it looks so "high budget", but it's just a couple of fans spending their time.

[atifman]

I thought soulseek shutdown?

nah
it temporarily crashes sometimes, but that's about it

[BLS]

Fuck! I need a bath....Hey, does anyone watch those fan films from Ifilm? Those are just fucking amazing!!! Especially the batman one. Hell, it looks so "high budget", but it's just a couple of fans spending their time.

Batman Vs alien and predater??

That had a fairly high budget acually.

http://www.sfbg.com/38/42/art_music_metal.html fo rizzle?

[Soulinsane]

I never seen it, but I hope an alien takes him out. Batman doesn't need to stick his masked nose in intergalatic business. He is cool, but if aliens or a predator came to Gothem City they would own the place.

[FearFrost]

There was a comic WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back when batman had a fight with a predator, and batman just won.

[Soulinsane]

One on one, Batman could take a predator or a single alien, but I don't think he stands a chance against both of them or more.

[FearFrost]

if he had his gay car, or some other crap he could take a few, but other then that, his ass is lunch, or a nice decoration.

[DeathCS]

Super man could kill them all. Only, superman is gay so he would start humping all the aliens then batman would come in and kick the aliens asses.

[Soulinsane]

Yeah, if it came to a fist fight Batman is doomed. That would be a great movie.

[FearFrost]

Hands down Carnage would kick the living shit out of them. Period.

[Tattered]

the batmobile rules, hahaa

[Soulinsane]

And Spiderman wouldn't have a hope against even a baby alien or predator.

[Tattered]

who here is afraid of getting arthritis as a guitar or bass player?

[guitar_demon]

i wouldnt say im afraid of it but i have thought about it and how much it would suck goat chode

[Soulinsane]

I will happen in due time, nothing will ever stop that. It is a fact of life. Enjoy while you can still play.

[Tattered]

yeah it would full on suck, but daniel johns had body arthritis, and recovered, so surely arthritis in your hands would be like a 2 month thing?

[Def]

its holiday!!!!!!! :beer:

[Tattered]

what?

[Def]

it's holiday!!!!!!! :beer:

[Tattered]

the summer holidays started a week ago for me!

[FearFrost]

I will happen in due time, nothing will ever stop that. It is a fact of life. Enjoy while you can still play.

or painkillers, and LOTS OF THEM! ;)

[Tattered]

painkillers wont work... they dont even work on headaches.. cant someone infact an intsant pain releif thing.. cant rely on aspirin.

[Def]

the summer holidays started a week ago for me!
I study laws, we're officially screwed when it comes to holidays, haha. starting again at september 2nd.

[Tattered]

ahh right i see.. unlucky man, i just finished my gcse's, so i got a 11 week holiday.

[FearFrost]

you know what the sound track for "dazed and confused" kicks ass. :smash:

[Tattered]

yo def hows Morning will come getting on? i still have a couple of there mp3's on a cd somewhere. i think theres a song called ''rise'' its pretty lush

[BLS]

who here is afraid of getting arthritis as a guitar or bass player?

Im afraid of getting Carpel Tunnel Sydrome. :(

and just so you all know..... Ghost Rider can kick anyones ass

[Tattered]

Im afraid of getting Carpel Tunnel Sydrome. :(

and just so you all know..... Ghost Rider can kick anyones ass

ahh yeah carpel tunnel, isnt that where your muscles get caught and wrap around your finger bones?.. you can get that from clicking a mouse too much, and yeah a lot of fingerstyle bassists can get it :( :behead:

[FearFrost]

and just so you all know..... Ghost Rider can kick anyones ass


Your right... :rolleyes:

[Soulinsane]

I don't know about Ghost Rider, but Space Ghost would be fun to watch fight an alien or predator.

[BLS]

oh cmon.... whos gonna beat this guy http://archyland.free.fr/graphx/wall_comics/2/ghost-rider.jpg

NO ONE

This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 from Salina, KS. USA. It was taken from the original document on file at the Smoky Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina, KS and reprinted by the Salina Journal.


ahahah i woulda gave up after the first question

[Tattered]

hey BLS, found a website with excersize to prevent carpal tunnel

http://www.orthohelp.com/exercts.htm

[BLS]

ehehehe those pictures make me laugh. I do similar stretches, but ill give those a try

[Tattered]

yeah they did make me chuckle at first.. but then i thought well, this is preventing me from getting CTS.. so maybe not.

[DeathCS]

Cool, I just prevented carpal tunnel!

[Corpsevomit98]

i once had carpal tunnel, then i came out of it

[Nihilist]

what's with the extra "RTT #56:" in the title?
I was wondering the same thing.. oh well, fixed.

EDIT: DARKO DID IT! HE FUCKED UP!

[Corpsevomit98]

i once had carpal tunnel, then i came out of it
My bad that was tunnel vision

[BeastOfCarrion]

i know my fingetrs are stiff at the moment, but it is my right hand and they are clod, so i dont particuarly think its an issue

[Dyldo]

I was wondering the same thing.. oh well, fixed.

EDIT: DARKO DID IT! HE FUCKED UP!

I'm sorry, I've been a bad mod. Spank me Nihiliy Willy.

[Dissection]

i should get to bed. its 0200 here....

[atifman]

http://www.sfbg.com/38/42/art_music_metal.html fo rizzle?

interesting how he calls pantera "weight-lifter" metal, when sane posted about his weightlifting music, and said pantera was one of choice bands for lifting weights to.


one thing other thing that guy failed to mention is, that people actually LIKE the sound of growls and screams. faggot

[Stuff is Great]

there are no good extreme metal bands that use traditionally "acceptable" vocals. What are the alternatives? Instrumental metal? The Fucking Champs? Forget it. Give me Carcass any day.
C'mon, man. That is not the quote of a faggot. The guy is simply putting it all in a context that your average arsehole can understand. But he sounds more or less pro-death, which deserves a big, gold star in my book - particularly if you're literate.

Anyway, you punk rock fuckers. I'm going home to eat & be dizzy from fatigue.

[Nihilist]

Wow. A girl I grew up with was just found with half of her face blown off from a suicide attempt. She was still alive, but died a few hours later in hospital. Kinda weird when shit like that happens. Especially when you see them alive & well a few days before.

[BeastOfCarrion]

is this before or after the psycho moved back in across the street

no wonder people think you are all inbreed

[Severed_Head_Stoner]

1- wtf is carpal tunnel?
2- lol tasmania
3- oh, i just read a bit further down the thread and found out what carpal tunnel syndrome is
4- lol tasmania
5- i smoke, i drink and bong on. but im quitting guitar cos BLS made me scared of getting arthritis.
6- lol tasmania
7- Noooo im not quitting guitar, my dad's buying me a B.C Rich Beast for christmas :D
8- lol tasmania
9- The Phantom will kick all your crappy superhero's arses
10- lol tasmania

[Nihilist]

Congratulations, that wasn't funny.

[Def]

Wow. A girl I grew up with was just found with half of her face blown off from a suicide attempt. She was still alive, but died a few hours later in hospital. Kinda weird when shit like that happens. Especially when you see them alive & well a few days before.
that sucks, strenght to you.

I've heard about shit like that happening too with a girl I knew from high school, I thought she was ok, apperently not..

[Transient]

werrrrrrr

[Nihilist]

that sucks, strenght to you.

I've heard about shit like that happening too with a girl I knew from high school, I thought she was ok, apperently not..
Sucks aye. Suicide is the most selfish thing a person can do. She was 19, fucking waste of life doing something as stupid as that.

[Dissection]

1- wtf is carpal tunnel?
2- lol tasmania
3- oh, i just read a bit further down the thread and found out what carpal tunnel syndrome is
4- lol tasmania
5- i smoke, i drink and bong on. but im quitting guitar cos BLS made me scared of getting arthritis.
6- lol tasmania
7- Noooo im not quitting guitar, my dad's buying me a B.C Rich Beast for christmas :D
8- lol tasmania
9- The Phantom will kick all your crappy superhero's arses
10- lol tasmania

After this, you deserve to be taken out back and have a shotgun put in your mouth, you assclown.

[Dissection]

Sucks aye. Suicide is the most selfish thing a person can do. She was 19, fucking waste of life doing something as stupid as that.

I'm not trying to be funny, or an asshole, but sometimes it can be for the better... but they'd have to be pretty fucked up to justify that one.

[Nihilist]

Maybe so, but I don't see a justifiable reason for suicide - no matter who it is.

[Soulinsane]

Wow. A girl I grew up with was just found with half of her face blown off from a suicide attempt. She was still alive, but died a few hours later in hospital. Kinda weird when shit like that happens. Especially when you see them alive & well a few days before.

Yeah, that kinda stuff really catches you off guard when it happens. It seems the older you get the more you pay attention and wonder about it and see it happening everywhere. It is very sad.

[Dissection]

Maybe so, but I don't see a justifiable reason for suicide - no matter who it is.

Yeah, i understand what you mean. Sorry though. Hope you aren't too fucked up about it.

[Nihilist]

No, all good. It just shocked me.

[Dissection]

That would be a shocker...

I went to a friends "b-day" party last night. it was gay, and when he had the bright idea to walk around, it started pouring.... mind you that it has also been raining for the past 3 days. Stupid cunt.

[Dissection]

Hey Niggerlist, we should really get the FTP back up. I could run it, if you want. If you explain to me how to do everything, I'd be glad to.

It would only be open to certain of us 'elitists,' after last time. I don't know who it was, but I had a good idea.

[Nihilist]

I'm working on it, don't worry.

It costs money to run, but I have great things planned that will make it worthwhile. 350 GB storage, unlimited bandwidth, and it'll also be accessible through a website only available to Metal Tabs members - as well as through FTP. Anyone who participates will be allocated a DIFFERENT password to access the files. We'll also have more control over what happens to files.

[Dissection]

Good.

If you need any help, I guess I can be of service. But no unit servicing. ;)

[Def]

well, we need to secure it somehow, we dont want some fuck messing up all the files again

[Dissection]

Is there a way to have a virus scanner scan all of the files that get uploaded? I don't want someone thinking they are funny...

I think Norton Anti-Virus already does it, but I don't want another CarnivourousWind on our hands....

[Nihilist]

Yeah, I've taken the appropriate measure to secure it. I'm able to see the users logged in at any one time too, so I can see exactly WHO is doing what. I will ban people at my own discretion too.

I think it is an alternative approach to slsk, IRC, DC++ and all the other million P2P clients - as people will be able to request things in the FTP thread that has long since died. It doesn't stop at music either - porn, movies, TV episodes, games.. whatever else. That will all be accepted.

It'll be up and running in a few weeks, tops.

[Dissection]

yeah, I have an 8th Street Latina's video that is PRRRRIIIIIIIIMMMMEEEE.

I also have about 5 gigs of just music. Another one or two of random stuff, and videos.

[Def]

haha, sounds good :)

[Dissection]

It is. heres the sample vid a.k.a TEASER. ;)

http://grab.nastydollars.com/sl/girls/dorissample.jpg

edit: sorry, thats just the picture. Don't worry, you'll get the video soon :D

[Transient]

what exaclty is a FTP? how can i help?

[Dissection]

No.

[metal=life]

Yes.

[metal=life]

One day I'm gonna be president of the U.S of A.

Then go to war with Arizona

[Dissection]

Sometimes you are an idiot, Tim. ;)

[ShredIsNotDead]

Sometimes you are an idiot, Tim. ;)

You are always an idiot :)

[Def]

notice all the attention for FTP's when someone shows porn

hahaha wankers :)

[Transient]

......

[Dissection]

You are always an idiot :)

Is that so?

Idiot (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay15.jpg)

[ShredIsNotDead]

Is that so?

Idiot (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay15.jpg)

Yes, you just reassured us of it.

Now go eat the smegma off your catamite's penis

[BLS]

Is there a way to have a virus scanner scan all of the files that get uploaded? I don't want someone thinking they are funny...

I think Norton Anti-Virus already does it, but I don't want another CarnivourousWind on our hands....

This can be avoided if you dont let dumbfuck's like Windboy get access.

[DeathCS]

HOLY SHIT
666 posts!!!
IM SO DAMN AWESOME!!!

[ShredIsNotDead]

Im so fucking bored

I think I will go to the stampede again today. Greatest outdoor show on earth :p

[Dyldo]

Hahahaha.

That video looks dirty.

[Def]

guys, surprise :)

my girlfriend bought us a last minute, I'm leaving tomorrow night for Italy, I'll be back near the start of August! fuck, I didn't expect it, but it sounds cool anyways, I'm in for some hot Hotel night :p

I'll post some shit tomorrow but right now I'de better pack some clothes and beer!

[ShredIsNotDead]

pff thats nothing, im going to the stampede in 15 minutes. :p

[Transient]

def-PM inbox

[Dyldo]

guys, surprise :)

my girlfriend bought us a last minute, I'm leaving tomorrow night for Italy, I'll be back near the start of August! fuck, I didn't expect it, but it sounds cool anyways, I'm in for some hot Hotel night :p

I'll post some shit tomorrow but right now I'de better pack some clothes and beer!

Hahahaha. Italy huh?

[brainsforbreakfast]

Quick question: Do they rate amps by their power consumption, or by their output power?

[DeathCS]

Italy has some good food. I wonder how many pizzahuts they have in italy...

[Dissection]

Yes, you just reassured us of it.

Now go eat the smegma off your catamite's penis

It was a joke, assclown.

[FearFrost]

Yes, you just reassured us of it.

Now go eat the smegma off your catamite's penis

Bravo *clap* *clap* *clap*


And Dissection take this great American's advice...

Now exuse me, I have to refill your mom's water dish.

[Transient]

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[FearFrost]

Hahahaha :D

[Dissection]

Shut it fagfrost.

[atifman]

pipe down, dicksuction

[Dissection]

I wasn't getting pissy, Atif. Jeez.

[FearFrost]

pfffffft if you going to make fun of my online name, either make up something that is funny, or its a sure sign that you need a life... now I don't feel like typing to you anymore, so go to bed little boy.

[atifman]

I wasn't getting pissy, Atif. Jeez.

what are you, John Travolta?
"Geez Louise"

[Dissection]

pfffffft if you going to make fun of my online name, either make up something that is funny, or its a sure sign that you need a life... now I don't feel like typing to you anymore, so go to bed little boy.

Go change your tampon, because you have been extra bitch ever since Soul and I owned you on the last RTT. now children, lets forgive and forget, and stop making stupid comments.

[FearFrost]

own? ha, i just gave up talking to you, hell i had a better chance teaching my cat's little box how to spell owned, and speaking of tampons, whats a good brand, the reason I ask is you know all about being on periods 24/7.

[Dissection]

What are you talking about? I may say "fuck you, you dick" but I am not PMSing or anything.

Jesus, i try and be nice...

[powersofterror]

Batman Vs alien and predater??

That had a fairly high budget acually.

http://www.sfbg.com/38/42/art_music_metal.html fo rizzle?
:p nooooo.....that would be a "real" movie. This was just fans acting. It's called Batman Dead End(I think), and It's just a bunch of scenes where Batman chases Joker down a back ally to......:rolleyes: a dead end.

[BLS]

Yes, ive seen it. The Joker Character was EXCELLENT. Batman was done well, and the alien and predaters all looked AMAZING. Better than 90% of the hollywood films out now. Too Bad this was only like 10 minutes long.

[Dissection]

I missed something... Where is this vid?