Puns on names, titles, brands

[Exodus666]

Alright I just wanna read some puns on band names & cd titles & brands so post some funny shit.

Few I know are:

Welkin - Angel Inside => Welkin - Anal Insight
Arch enemy => arse enema :sickface: :D
Line six => line sux (obvious one)

[DameFraMorkum]

Dimmu Borgir- Dumby Burger or Booger, I have heard both actually.
Cradle of Filth- Cradle of Shit
Six Feet Under- Six Feet Blunder
That's all I can think of for now...

[Exodus666]

Lol the SFU one is great. Didn't hear that one before.

[Def]

Slipknot - Dicksnot
mushroom head - mustgive head
metallica - metallicunt

I don't know a lot of those.

Ibanez - Ibeenhad
hughes and kettner - hughes and knetter (dutch)
marshall - arshall (think german)
nokia - neukia (dutch again :D )

[HELLBLASTER-666]

Limbonic Art - Limbonic Fart

[Sodomaniac]

marshall - arshall (think german)


I don't think that is german ! :D

[Def]

arsch? I don't remember how to write it in german schweinhund! ;)

[Nihilist]

Lust of Decay - Lust of the Gay

Trust me to bring up a gay one.

[Undying_Hatred]

Stapping Young Lad - Strap on young fag
Cradle Of Filth - Cradle of Fashion
Blood Duster - Butt Luster
Windir - WINDIR (That gay computer shit)

I used to know a bunch more that were better

[BLS]

Black Metal.... ahahaha


IM SO FUCKIN FUNNY

[Dyldo]

^^ By far the best one.

[Agent-Orange]

Opeth - Blowpeth

[Corpsevomit98]

Linkin Park - Stinkin Fart
Impeity - (does it really need one?)
Children of Bodom - Children of Sodomy

[DeathCS]

Six Feet Under- Six feet gay
Metallica- Metalligay
Killswitch Engage- Killswitch engayge
Lamb of God- Lamb of Gay

Very original huh?
I could go on with this...

[brainsforbreakfast]

thats very funny, cannibalgay

[DeathCS]

Lol, SpikyGayz

[HELLBLASTER-666]

Children of Bodom - Children Of Bordom(how true!)

[The Doctor]

Microsoft - Dykerosoft
Motorhead - Motorslet (dutch)

[Pentacle]

microsoft - microschoft (dutch)

[johnmansley]

How about these little puns:

Suffocation - Surf Vocation
Morbid Angel - Morbid Angle (about 23 degrees, I think)
Decapitated - Decaffeinated

[The Doctor]

Saxon - Sexon

BWHAHAHA

[Corpsevomit98]

Morbid Angel - Morbid Angle (about 23 degrees, I think)

Hahahaha, I actually thought about that. But I like how Morbid can be put in front of many words to make it sounde funny. Like, "Dude, I just ripped some morbid ass"

[rapeandruin]

Amon Amarth - A Man Apart
Betrayer- Be gayer
Dragonlord - Dragonwhore
Hammerfall - Hammer ya'll (southern thing)
Witchery - Bitchery

i think that is all...probably doesn't fit the criteria.

[andrewc]

Cryptopsy: Craptopsy
Psycroptic: Psycraptic
Children of Bodom: Children of Boredom
TDEP: The Dildo Escape Plan (also, The Dillinger Retirement Plan)
Dawn: Yawn
Cannibal Corpse: Caramel Corpse
Frankenbok: Frankencock
Black Sabbath: Hack Gabba
Brujeria: Poojeria

im a funny cunt! :D :smash:

PS. Awesome idea for a thread:)

[Exodus666]

Children of Bodom - Children Of Bordom(how true!)

haha right I remembert that one.... Although they fucking ruleD. :D

[Nihilist]

Psycroptic: Psycraptic
I've heard people refer to them as "Psychopstick" for some reason as well. It even caught onto the band members themselves.

[P§ÝÇHÕ]

Puns on names, titles, brands

...are generally not funny at all, take no time to think of, and are usually the first line of defence for a retarded argument about why another band sucks.

I am speaking the truth.

[MetalThrashingMad]

Although Psycho is s tool, he speaks the truth. Funny thread, though.

[Exodus666]

...are generally not funny at all, take no time to think of, and are usually the first line of defence for a retarded argument about why another band sucks.

I am speaking the truth.

I know. But it can be just FUN to read a PUN (fuck that rhymes) because that's why they exist & called that way.

[Corpsevomit98]

I know, its all fun and games, until one douche decides to take it seriously.

[andrewc]

I know, its all fun and games, until one douche decides to take it seriously.

and in far too goddamn many cases on this website, PSYCHO is always the douche of the thread. :behead:

[P§ÝÇHÕ]

and in far too goddamn many cases on this website, PSYCHO is always the douche of the thread. :behead:

Eat my shit you lanky prat.

[andrewc]

Eat my shit you lanky prat.

well maybe in future you could take a fucking chill pill.
if you dont have a sense of humour (which is pretty obvious from where i am standing), then dont post in a thread which is supposed to be about humour.

also, i wouldnt have to resort to stupid comments like "you are always the douche of the thread" if you werent always the douche of the thread, so i suggest you just relax, post your views under something in this site that you enjoy (evidently not here) and i will post mine under something that i do.

[The Doctor]

psycho, the man is right

[P§ÝÇHÕ]

well maybe in future you could take a fucking chill pill.
if you dont have a sense of humour (which is pretty obvious from where i am standing), then dont post in a thread which is supposed to be about humour.

also, i wouldnt have to resort to stupid comments like "you are always the douche of the thread" if you werent always the douche of the thread, so i suggest you just relax, post your views under something in this site that you enjoy (evidently not here) and i will post mine under something that i do.

I have humour, it's just above everybody else's.

[Agent-Orange]

I have humour, it's just above everybody else's.
Is that an insult?

[The Doctor]

no, it's jibberish

[P§ÝÇHÕ]

Is that an insult?

It depends on you accepting the fact that I am better than you. If you accept that fact, it isn't an insult, it's simply the truth. If you don't accept it, you'll be pissed off.

[Sodomaniac]

arsch? I don't remember how to write it in german schweinhund! ;)

yeah "Arsch" is a german word ! Arschgesicht ! :p
by the way , it is spelt it "Schweinehund" !

[DameFraMorkum]

I just heard a new one...
Ackercocke- Ack! a cock... So yeah, it's dumb but you asked for it.

[johnmansley]

You could incorporate these puns into more imaginative situations - mini-stories if you will. The filthier the better. For example (puns in red):

The kids were playing idly in the sandpit but those Children of Boredom very rarely had a Surf Vocation thrust upon them.

But suddenly Sally cried out, "Ack! A cock!" as little Jimmy began to rub his helmet cheese into her soft brown hair. Jimmy was looking to get the Sexon with Sally's Morbid Ass but Sally was too busy hatching her Dildo Escape Plan.

OK, I'm out of ideas...

[Corpsevomit98]

It depends on you accepting the fact that I am better than you. If you accept that fact, it isn't an insult, it's simply the truth. If you don't accept it, you'll be pissed off.
So you think your better than us is some sort of mental state. who cares if your magically the better one in the thread, just go suck a cock and live with it that you are a dicksucking cuntrag with an attitude.

[Corpsevomit98]

But suddenly Sally cried out, "Ack! A cock!" as little Jimmy began to rub his helmet cheese into her soft brown hair. Jimmy was looking to get the Sexon with Sally's Morbid Ass but Sally was too busy hatching her Dildo Escape Plan.

OK, I'm out of ideas...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Agent-Orange]

It depends on you accepting the fact that I am better than you. If you accept that fact, it isn't an insult, it's simply the truth. If you don't accept it, you'll be pissed off.
You can tell that from a message board? Gee Wizz you must be better :rolleyes:

[P§ÝÇHÕ]

So you think your better than us is some sort of mental state. who cares if your magically the better one in the thread, just go suck a cock and live with it that you are a dicksucking cuntrag with an attitude.

You can tell that from a message board? Gee Wizz you must be better :rolleyes:

Sweet fuck you people need to find a sense of humour.

[DameFraMorkum]

Why can't we all just get along? I mean it's not THAT hard. We all like metal and play guitars. Let's stop bitching each other out and just take a Moral Relativist approach in life. OK?

[P§ÝÇHÕ]

Why can't we all just get along? I mean it's not THAT hard. We all like metal and play guitars. Let's stop bitching each other out and just take a Moral Relativist approach in life. OK?

Shut the fuck up :)

[Undying_Hatred]

http://forums.linkinpark.com/ Feel free, thanks, and get the fuck out.

[Agent-Orange]

Shut the fuck up :)
I agree.

[andrewc]

Why can't we all just get along? I mean it's not THAT hard. We all like metal and play guitars. Let's stop bitching each other out and just take a Moral Relativist approach in life. OK?

because ignorant morons like PSYCHO cant get their heads out of their arses. after he spends all this time bagging a forum which brings a bit of fun and light to the website, all he does is just whine about it and then says "we dont have a sense of humour." ;)

[P§ÝÇHÕ]

because ignorant morons like PSYCHO cant get their heads out of their arses. after he spends all this time bagging a forum which brings a bit of fun and light to the website, all he does is just whine about it and then says "we dont have a sense of humour." ;)

It's not my problem if you don't like my opinions.

[johnmansley]

Everyone quit whining and get your creative juices flowing - this is supposed to be a light-hearted thread for Chrissakes!

[Corpsevomit98]

Shut the fuck up :)
That was uncalled for, she was trying to stop an argument. Fool

[P§ÝÇHÕ]

That was uncalled for, she was trying to stop an argument. Fool

Ask me if I care.

[ShredIsNotDead]

If there were no arguments/fights on this forum it would be like www.houseofshred.com forums where there is one post every 2-3 days. It would also get boring as fuck and we would have nothing to talk about.

[DeathCS]

Anal Cunt- Vaginal Anus

[Necro_Butcher]

Kataklysm=Krapaklysm

[Trendkill_420]

slayer = gayer


very original.

[Undying_Hatred]

Trendkill = Gaykill

Even more original

[Trendkill_420]

actually it would be
"the great southern gaykill"

Sounds like an activity you would love to participate in....
redneck :D

[timedragon]

cadacross-cadacrouch
mourn in silence-porn and violence
cryptopsy-craptopsy
warblade-whore made
garden of shadows-garden of dildos

Compaq-Cum Sack

[Corpsevomit98]

I can think of a shitload of puns on nu-metal but the best by far that I have heard has been (def or atif, cant remember)

slipknot - Dicksnot

[sanderinos]

Did anyone mention Dork Funeral?

[andrewc]

oh i forgot

Linkin Park - Linkin Krap ;) read it beackwards

Limp Bizkit - Pimp Dickshit, Blimp Fixits and about 648290487742450 others

Cephalic Carnage - Cephalic Yawnage

Blood Duster - Stud Luster

[shredder]

gronibard - groinbeard

[Rick Metal]

Old Man's Child - Old Man's crotch

[DeathCS]

Six Feet Under- SUX feet under
LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLOlOzZ

Slipknot-Slipknot LOL! <-Best one

[Exodus666]

gronibard - groinbeard

Lol I like that one. :D

[The Doctor]

dutch: Anal Cunt - Anal Rund

[Rick Metal]

Nokturnal Mortum - Nokturnal Scrotum

Panzerchrist - Pisserchrist

Bad Religion - Dad's Religion

Necrophagist - Necrophallus

The Red chord - The red tampon

Scars of tomorrow - cars of tomorrow

[Corpsevomit98]

Advent - Crapvent
Van Halen - Van Whailen
Pantera - Butera (A scummy grocery store)
W.A.S.P. - We are sex perverts(thats what it really is)

[Cunty Shunt]

Linkin Park - Liquid Pork

[Seve420]

Some real kneeslappers

Nickelback - Nipplefat
Dido - Dildo
2Pac - Too Crap
Dream Theater - Cream Eater
Dr Dre - Dr Gay
Creed - Dickweed

Movies:
Almost Famous - All This Gayness
Beetle Juice - Faetal Juice
Fatal Attraction - Faetal Attraction
Night Of The Living Dead - Night Of The Anal Shred

[metal=life]

Obituary - Oh Bitch you hairy! I'm too high for this

[Rick Metal]

Lol metal=life you should get drunk more often, that's priceless...

Soilwork - Soilpants

Dissection - Diss action (I think I've hit the bottom of the barrel now).

Emperor - Amp error

Napalm Death - Napalm Breath


Uhh, I'm so bored, summer vacation can't start soon enough...