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It Just Gets Worse - 1999

#	Type	Tab	Visits	Rating	Author
1	I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
2	Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3	I Like Drugs and Child Abuse
4	Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison
5	I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis
6	I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
7	Rancid Sucks (And the Clash Sucked Too)
8	I Paid J. Howell to Rape You
9	I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway
10	Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us
11	You Rollerblading Faggot
12	I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You
13	I Lit Your Baby on Fire - A.C.
	G	03961	8580		DEAD
14	Body by Auschwitz
15	I Intentionally Ran over Your Dog
16	Sweatshops Are Cool - A.C.
17	Women: Nature's Punching Bag
18	I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank - A.C.
19	Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck - A.C.
20	I Ate Your Horse
	PT	09555	1325		Marduk
21	Hitler Was a Sensitive Man
22	You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag
23	I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
24	I Fucked Your Wife
25	Into the Oven
26	I Gave Nambla Pictures of Your Kid - A.C.
27	Only Reason Men Talk to You Is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid
28	I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29	Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny
30	Dictators Are Cool
31	Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
32	I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33	Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34	You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach - A.C.
35	Chris Barnes Is a Pussy
36	Tim Is Gay
37	B. T/A.C
38	I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant
39	I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women
	G	04282	3621		DEAD

I Like it when You Die - 1997

#	Type	Tab	Visits	Rating	Author
1	Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
2	Valujet
3	You've Got No Friends
4	You Keep a Diary
5	You Own a Store
6	You Got Date Raped
7	Recycling Is Gay
8	You're a Cop
	G	04281	3845		DEAD
9	You Can't Shut Up
	PT	09813	761
10	You've Got Cancer
11	We Just Disagree
12	Hungry Hungry Hippos
13	You Are an Interior Decorator
14	Pottery's Gay
15	Rich Goyette Is Gay
16	Branscombe Richmond
	PT	09812	754
17	You Live in Allston
18	You Are a Good Food Critic
19	Just the Two of Us
20	Your Band's in the Cut-Out Bin
21	You're Gay
22	You Look Adopted
23	Your Cousin Is George Lynch
24	You Have Goals
25	You Drive an Iroc
26	You Play on a Softball Team
27	Because You're Old
28	You Sell Cologne
29	Being a Cobbler Is Dumb
30	You Live in a Houseboat
31	Richard Butler
32	311 Sucks
33	Your Kid Is Deformed
34	You Are an Orphan
35	You're Old (Fuck You)
36	You Go to Art School
37	You're Best Friend Is You
38	You're in a Coma
39	Windchimes Are Gay
40	No, We Don't Want to Do a Splait Seven...
41	René Auberjonois
42	The Internet Is Gay
43	Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
44	Hootie and the Blowfish
45	You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear...
46	Locking Drop Dead in McDonalds
47	Technology's Gay
48	Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
49	I'm in Anal Cunt
50	You (Fill in the Blank)
51	Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache
	G	05091	3204		DEAD
52	Bonus Track #3

40 More Reasons to Hate Us - 1996

#	Type	Tab	Visits	Rating	Author
1	Face It, You're a Metal Band
2	Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
3	Kill Women
	G	04265	3203		DEAD
4	Steroids Guy
5	Everyone in Allston Should Be Killed
	G	04266	2052		DEAD
6	I Noticed That You're Gay
	G	12427	475		Licky Webster
7	Dead, Gay, and Dropped
8	You Looked Divorced
9	I Hope You Get Deported
	G	04267	2184		DEAD
10	Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
11	Trapped
12	You're a Fucking Cunt
13	Phyllis Is an Old Annoying Cunt
14	Al Stankus Is Always on the Phone With His Bookie
15	Bill Scott's Dumb
16	Harvey Korman Is Gay
17	You Fucking Freak
18	Theme from Three's Company
19	Jeanine Jizm Is a Freak
20	Everyone in Anal Cunt Is Dumb
21	I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth
22	Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked by Morrisey
23	Metamorphosis
24	I'm Sick of You
25	Howard Wulkan's Bald
26	You're a Trendy Fucking Pussy
27	Tom Arnold
	G	04268	2340		DEAD
28	I Got Athletes Foot Showering at Mike's
	G	02759	7110
29	Big Pants, Bigger Loser
30	Marc Payson Is a Drunk
31	Your Family Is Dumb
32	Furnace
33	You're Dumb
34	Van Full of Retards
	G	10863	895		Licky Webster
35	Deche Charge Are a Bunch of Fucking Losers
36	Everyone in the Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
37	Dumb, Fat, & Gross
38	I'm Not Stubborn
39	Mike Mahan's Sty
40	02657
41	Gloves of Metal [Duet With Philip Anselmo]
42	Bonus Track

Top 40 Hits - 1995

#	Type	Tab	Visits	Rating	Author
1	Some Hits
2	Some More Hits
3	Pepe, the Gay Waiter - A.C.
4	Even More Hits
5	M.J.C.
6	Flower Shop Guy
	G	03962	2433		DEAD
7	Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
8	Lenny's in My Neighborhood
9	Stayin' Alive [Ol! Version]
	G	04280	3653		DEAD
10	Benchpressing the Effects on Kevin Sharp's Vocals
11	Josue
12	Delicious Face Style
13	#19 to Go
14	"Stealing Seth's Ideas" the New Book by Jon Chang
15	Morbid Dead Guy
16	Believe in the King
17	Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core - A.C.
18	Shut up Mike, Pt. 2
19	Hey, Aren't You Gary Spivey?
20	Breastfeeding JM J. Bullock's Toenail Collection
21	Fore Play With a Tree Shredder
22	2 Down 5 to Go
23	I Liked Earache Better When Dig Answered the Phone
24	Brain Dead
	G	10864	575		Licky Webster
25	Newest H.C. Song #3
26	Sultry Ways of Steve Berger
27	Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
28	Lives Ruined by Music
29	Still a Freshman After All These Years
30	I'm Still Standing
31	Art Fag
	G	05092	4794		The Doctor
32	John
33	Newest H.C. Song #4
34	Song #9 [Instrumental]
35	Cleft Palate
36	Theme From the A-Team
	G	03959	10457		The Doctor
	GP	06978	4544		The Doctor
37	Old Lady Across the Hall With No Life
38	Shut up Paul
39	Lazy Eye (Once a Hank, Always a Hank)
40	American Woman

Everyone Should Be Killed - 1994

#	Type	Tab	Visits	Rating	Author
1	Some Songs - A.C.
2	Some More Songs - A.C.
3	Blur Including New H.C. Song
	G	04264	1953		DEAD
4	Even More Songs - A.C.
5	Tim
6	Judge
7	Spin Cycle
8	Song #8
9	Pavorotti
10	Unbelievable
	G	04262	2315		DEAD
11	Music Sucks
12	Newest H.C. Song #1
13	Chiffon and Chips
14	Guy Smiley
15	Seth
16	"I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed to Earache" - A.C.
17	A. Ex. A Blur
18	G.M.O.T.R.
19	I'm Wicked Underground
20	Blur Including G
21	Shut up Mike - A.C.
22	Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers
23	Radio Hit - A.C.
24	Loser
25	When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvin
26	Eddy Grant
27	MTV Is My Source for New Music
28	Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid - A.C.
29	Having to Make up Song Titles Sucks
30	"Well You Know, Mean Gene..."
31	Song #5
32	Iron Funeral
33	Chapel of Gristle
34	Hellbent for Leatherman
35	Alcoholic
36	Chump Change - A.C.
	G	04263	1729		DEAD
37	Slow Song from Split 7" - A.C.
	G	04261	1992		DEAD
38	Binks Hairstyle
39	Newest H.C. Song #2
40	Greatful Dead
41	Aging Disgracefully
42	Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan
43	Surfer
44	You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This - A.C.
45	Choke Edge
46	Otis Sistrunk
47	Russty Knoife
48	Fred Bash
49	Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles
50	Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have the Flu)
51	Guy le Fleur
52	Song #3
53	Empire Sandwich Shop
54	Morrissey
55	Selling Out by Having Song Titles on His Album
56	Grindcore Is Very Terrifying
57	Song #6
58	Guy Lombardo - A.C.